HALF LIFE 3 IN 24 HOURS
>>719850221No
>>719850221>one never-ever announced after another never-ever releasedThat would've been a wild ride.
Gaben has gone on record saying the game will only come if a brand new gaming technology has a break through.
>>719854461Gaben has also gone on record saying that you are a faggot
>>719850221Did someone at Valve forget to go on Tyler duty?
>>719855434They gave up on it.
Left 4 dead 3 is coming.. mike booth promised
>tyler mcnigger
>>719850221Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
>>719850221Team Floortress 4 is confirmed for SURE this time
>>719855893He's making his own thing apparently and it's not with Valve. At least he got to do that "from the makers of L4D" schtick for real now.
>>719850221this quarter century for sure. the Gman said so.
My friend knows a exploit on YouTube to check when a channels video counter goes up even if the video is private. He told me Valve uploaded something yesterday.
>>719856741Spill it you liar I want to believe
>>719854461He said that the tech has already had a breakthrough and HL:Alyx retconned HL2 ending so a new vision for HL3 can exist after Laidlaw left and posted Epistle 3.
>>719856741Screencaps or it's bullshit, my heart can't take much more of this. It's either this month or the Game Awards, so little time is left in this year and Mike Shapiro said we'd get something Half-Life related this year. I'm fucking tweaking at this rate bruh
Half life Pee lmao
>>719857640Oh fuck I forgot about that tweetWhat if it's really happening?
>>719857954That tweet is what gives me hope man, that and all the shit found in the Source 2 games' code. All evidence points toward the game being damn well near done, mayhaps a year out, but still Valve is like a monolith of silence, ever quiet about the one topic everyone wants to know about. Its either this month to coincide with Valves new console/VR thing that just got patented and trademarked, or at the Game Awards to fulfil the void that Alyx left ages ago. Either Mike is telling the truth and it finally, FINALLY happens, or we get wait one more agonizing year. It's foolish, but I'm going all in on this month. Ride or die, nigga.
>>719855383Literally false
>>719857640On the leaks reddit(yes, yes, I know) about the new Steam Frame trademark, someone brought up these old posts from an "insider". Everything seems to falling in line with a reveal soon.https://old.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1n7ojk1/steam_frame_trademarked_by_valve_computer_hardware/nc9a9vj/
>>719857954N.E.H.
didn't someone mention a citadel game, what happened to that
>>719858297Yeah, I've scoured the internet wastes for that too; its what gave me this hope in the first place. It's just too perfect, HL3 releasing as a flagship title for Valves new gear? Exactly the way to make a shit ton of money fast.>>719858464Got turned into Deadlock. Disappointing, I know.
>>719858464Citadel became Neon Prime, which became Deadlock.
>>719850221If you're a woman, hello!
>>719858532>>719858552for shame
>>719858627It sucks cuz Citadel was gonna be wild, a Battlefield style mixed arms game with one PC player and one VR plaer controlling two factions, Rebels and Combine, fighting it out with infantry, vehicles and other fantastical shit.I have a sneaking suspicion that some of Citadel's stuff (Advanced squad A.I, intricate vehicle handling, big battles) has been transplanted over to HL3, since a lot of Citadel's strings match up with what people are finding in recent Source 2 game updates. Maybe Valve realized this stuff would be better in a full blown Half-Life sequel instead of a multiplayer game?
I'm not really into Mobas. I kind of hope they dump the Deadlock characters into some kind of arcade shooter even if it's low effort. Just give me TF3 goddamnit.
>>719859016Apparently they're working on TF3 as well
>>719859016it took them nearly a decade and about 4 restarts to get tf2, I doubt they want to try again
>>719856836It's not really a retcon, since Gman can always pull a trick. It's an actual continuation, Ep2 still is a thing in Gordon's eyes.
>>719858889Valve is such a weird fucking company, they make random ideas like that and like two rpgs and then decide to pursue shit like aperture desk job, we have crumbs from their projects if they don't outright release or their original pitches like f-stop
Who is this Tyler?
Only $0.20 dollars.Becuase pro clickbaiters can scam viewers into subscribing for a lot more to telll them not to buy anything. Lmao.
I want an autistic wife so bad
>>719860193who is this semen demon
>>719860250Tyler's autistic wife
>>719856836>>719859162The retcon will mean a lot more in HL3. To Gordon and Eli, Alyx just saved them and disappeared, but in reality the price of Alyx saving Eli is she got hired on and sent back in time to train and learn more to be a more helpful partner to Gordon when he returns in the future. When Gordon finds Alyx she will be a lot more mature since technically she’s been alive a lot longer due to Gman paradox fuckery
>>719858889I guess having another spinoff HL game and having it be multiplayer-only before HL3 would fuck shit up some more, so they put the idea on the back burner for now. I really hope they're not abandoning the idea entirely because it sounds cool as hell and something that VR actually needs imo.
>>719860290Can you do a tribute to that picture? Record a webm and I'll pay you, $20.
>>719861016Alyx will become the librarian from Prospero.
>>719858464The better citadel shooter came out
>>719858889>Maybe Valve realized this stuff would be better in a full blown Half-Life sequel instead of a multiplayer game?It's too experimental. A hybrid VR/flatscreen asymmetric multiplayer game with big battles, vehicles and such sounds really fucking daunting. Assuming they're going back to the idea later on they oughta test out the systems first.
>>719861016Doesn’t sound like too crazy of a theory when Gman literally said freeman isn’t making the progress they need him to right now
>>719861016This is future proofing the series for the inevitable romance ending with Gordan and Alyx so they don't have a problematic age gapI kneel Gaben-sama
>>719862063Will Gordon still like her when she looks like she’s 50 something tho
>>719861236I already jizzed today, sorry
>>719859162>It's not really a retcon, since Gman can always pull a trick.>it's not a retcon if the retcon can be retconned
>>719862139Only the heart a of the troubadour can defeat the combine
>>719859096>fellforitagainaward.jpg
>>719850221I hate this fat retard so much. > is half life 3 out yet?> nope!> come back next week!Is every single fucking one of his videos. This fat retard should be doing slave labor in fields, not playing games all day.
>>719862426Time shifts are inherent in the design since HL 1.
>>719861723Ep2 itself has a very bad end. An advisor ate Eli's big brain.
>>719863832Sure, but major retcons aren't. I don't really care that much about story consistency but retcons are often a sign that the story is wearing thin.
>wanting any game from valve at this pointThey only care about tech demos
>>719850221KEK LIFE 3 IN 2 WEEKS
>>719863948You apply most basic storytelling rationales to a realistic 'story' about a cosmic war against a theosophic eldritch abomination that eats realities.Consistency has its place in a small linear section of human experience. Otherwise reality rewritting of any kind is an actual tactic.
>>719860290>>719860193This is not Tyler's wife. She's fat and looks like the Princess off of the trolls movies
>>719861330I wouldn't even be mad about the time travel retcon bullshittery if that turns out to be true
>>719864132Anon, you're retarded.
Post Tyler's wife, love plain girls like hee
>>719864376____your________ogleh____
>>719864427>t.
>>719864427
>>719855932HAHA!!! le n-word so funny!!!!! you know why it's so funny because we 4channers dont care about those filthy blacks trololololo hahahahaha!!!!kill yourself immediately
>>719865324Tyler...
>>719850221Keep saying it
>>719850221how many times did he "predict" this?
>>719865324tyrone mcnigger...
>>719850221>IN 24 HOURSWhy? What happened
>>719866427Steam Frame was trademarked yesterday. People thought Valve would announce it officially the day after it was listed because Valve Index had similar timeline of announcement. And for some reason people thought HL3 would be announced as well in tandem.
>>719850221I applied for a job on Gaben's borealis
>>719854461>Gaben has gone on record saying the game will only come if a brand new gaming technology has a break through.And then he said right after that he believes that technology/moment is here right now.
>>719866808thanks anon
>>719865324... NIGGER...
>>719865214you can just tell she absolutely cheats on him. Just look at her fucking face. What woman (if she's at least a 4/10) would want to waste herself on a fat, ugly, balding video-game nerd with no self-awareness?
>>719865214Cause she fat. Post recent pic. Spoiler, you cant. Shrek body. Oh well.
>>719865324tyler get off /v/ and go back to beating your wife
>>719860193>>719865214>>719867094>>719867243Electra has a condition that makes her smell like shit constantly/regularly. She had no control over it.She has wasted her youth on a psychology degree of some sort and , of course, marrying tyler.Also Tyler McVicker beats his wife as >>719867302 said
i like when he said he was part of the working class and valve was oppressing himwhy does anyone pay attention to this guy
>>719861723it's also a funny in-joke about Volvo not being able to release a game in 15 years
>>719850221Daily reminder that Gordon still has a fucking RPG on him from the final strider battle at the end of EP2. How the fuck are they going to do a tutorial if he has all of his weapons?
>>719867680source?
>>71986798620 years timeskip and early dementia because of vortnigger space magic exposure
>>719867986His suit is fucked up from the Advisor looking at his HLA model, so it can be assumed that his gears are broken too. He'll have his new suit with other gear later on in the new game I'm sure.
>screen fades from blackAYO GORDON. WAKE YO CRACKA ASS UP! THAT MUHFUGGIN G-MAYNE FIVE-O HONKY DONE TOOK MY BABY GIRL FROM ME, WE GOTTA GET HIS ASS, DAWG. TAKE THIS HERE CROWBAR, AND FUCK HIS ASS UP NIGGA.>hood nigga gangsta rap starts playing>opening credits
>>719868284Finally, a proper Crysis nano suit for mr Freeman
>>719868493I'd take that honestly. Despite how iconic HEV suit is, it didn't do any useful or cool stuff other than the long jump module in the first game and the lame zoom in the second game. Suit ability would've been a nice addition in the new game desu.
>>719868450Valve kinda forgot that there were actually TWO (2) advisors at the end of EP2. One held Gordon and Alyx while the other one vacuumed Eli's brains.
>>719862063But Freeman was in stasis, so he's still 27. There's almost no age gap between him and Alyx.
>submit feedback for deadlock talking about builds and game feel>crickets>finally stop drinking the coolaid and ask why theyre using all these cool designs and world, all the talent at valve - and then wasting it on a MOBA - a dying, tired genre>icefrog finally replies>"thank you for the feedback"i feel bad for him
>>719868450that retcon was the faggiest thing ever
>>719868628No way they forgot about it just like that. My cope is they would put the other advisor as a new plot point or something. Back in the day people assumed that that one other advisor was the Breengrub, the advisor who Alyx and Gordon encountered in the Citadel with Breen's broadcast and the one's in the barn. Maybe Valve will actually continue that plot point. And pic related plot point.
>>719868953Or maybe they just decided that killing second advisor will ruin the pace
>>719850221Half Life 24 in 3 hours!
>>719850221DAILY REMINDER ARTIFACT HAD TO DIE SO HALF LIFE 3 COULCD LIVE
>>719869675GOOD
>>719867986>20 years time skip>gordon is old and fat now>opening level is futuristic mega yacht>tim sweeney is the new alien leader
>>719850221Mandatory at this pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E2o-0PuME0
>>719854461Scent synthesiser so real chuds can finally sniff Alyx's feet.In the meantime, project borealis hopefully will live up to the label.
>>719871363does each characters flatulence have a different fragrance?
>>719869675Artifact was a piece of shit.
>>719870887Please can you explain this meme young man
>>719871751Fallout Frontier mod Q&A with the modder while anons ask wacky questions.
I don’t want Half-Life 3. I want Artifact.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>719871842Lovely, thanks anon. I hope you have a nice weekend
>>719868493>female voice option>Maximum Morphine
>>719871912Here's your Artifact 2 big guy >>719864916
>>719850221Never happening.Epistle 3 is canon.
>>719869115Or gman killed it, leaving only one for Alyx to kill, for psychological impact.
>>719872172There's only one dead advisor in the hangar though. However, there is one unexplained dead advisor below the Vault room where G-Man resides.
>>719850221>Trust the plan
>>719872329Its just a preloaded asset
>>719871621Customisable, premium scent dlc available post release
>who is sneed?
no VR no buy
>>719850221TONIGHT
>>719876687...ON TOP VALVE>RICHARD WEARS A DECKARD>JAMES CRASHES A DACIA INTO GABEN'S YACHT>AND I LEAK HALF LIFE... FOUR
Alyx is getting tentacle correction btw
So from everything I've read, Half Life 3 was supposed to have been announced within these past few months. But Valve wanted to announce their big Steam hardware ecosystem push first before it? Which got delayed for reasons?
>tfw no Norwegian femanon Artifact-playing gfGiving her a platform is the only good thing Tyler McAfrican-American has ever done in his life.
>>719868628I thought the advisor was holding them back with mind control or some shit, no? You don't remember the same thing happening in the barn? You were both being held by one advisor.
>>719876965I suspect that the tariffs fucked the hardware announcement timeline so Valve had to re-adjust.
>>719877185I was right. There's only 1 advisorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zbrkhcF4_8
>>719877415...aaand I spoke too soon. Another showed up.
>>719877474...and I spoke too soon again, the other one flies away after DOG hits him. So there's the explanation.
>>719877415are you stupid?
>>719877571I was right about the one advisor holding them back, so suck my cock.
>>719877609>there is only 1 advisor>no no i didn't actually mean it
>>719863832>DUDE this movie had a flash foward while the protag got stuck in ice so the sequel having time travel makes total sense!!fuck off
The mentally ill obsessive Half-Life 3 Discords need to be shut down. It's a mental hazard for young men. Many of them on the trans side. All of them unhappy, with meaningless lives. They will tell you that themselves. And they think this game is something that will fix their emptiness - they are just clinging onto some mythical thing from their childhood. Someone has to act NOW.
>>719867986gordon trips over and all his weapons fall down the drain, like in metroid prime.
>>719865324NIGGER :D
>>719854461he said that was what they initially believed, but he has since regretted that decisions and said that there is value in completing the story and that they should have done it
holy shit its happening today
half-life 3 at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of 4chan, localised entirely within this thread?
gib new VR goggles or fuck off
>>719879971Steam Frame in 2 more weeks trust the plan
A copy of Half-Life 3 just flew over my house.
>>719867986It would be incredibly easy to come up with dozens of reasons why he would lose his weapons
>>719882014It'll be hard to come up with the reason why Gordon has no gear when starting up HL3 though. Surely the resistance wouldn't be so stingy as to not give Gordon anything other than a crowbar for his journey.
>>719882779doesn't Episode 1 and 2 both start off with only the crowbar and gravity gun?
>>719882779He gets on the heli and it crashes, he loses weapons. Or GMan spawns him somewhere else, without weapons
>>719882893Both games sorta explained why he started out with almost nothing.>Episode 1 had Gordon being yanked out of his stasis >Episode 2 had Gordon in a train crashHL3 would start out with him in the middle of a resistance base; it would be weird if the game didn't give him anything.
Gordon will suffer a resonance cascade related mishap at the beginning of HL3 which turns his hands into cocks. All his weapons will be discarded in favour of all-new innovative cum combat
>>719883186>HL3 would start out with him in the middle of a resistance baseBased on what?
>>719867986>someone at Valve reads this>shit>HL3 gets delayed for months
>>719883297Based on both episode 2 and HLA. Unless they do some weird flashback
>that nigga who leaked the plot of the game half a year ago>2 replieskek
>>719883730based internet explorer user
>>719865324Tyler why are you infertile
>ctrl+f nigger>only five resultsim disappointed in you /v/
>>719858889no it wasn't you fucking retard there's a webm and it was just a rough first person version of deadlock with antlions instead of creeps and left 4 dead view modelsit was always icefrog's new game first and foremost, and if it stayed a half-life game it would have been a half-life ASSFAGGOTS, those descriptions are based off of people looking at strings in isolation and from other gamesyou don't want a half-life moba fps
>>719883509>Have to watch the hangar scene AGAIN for the third timeNo way HL3 will start like that. It'd be rather comical at this point.
>>719884278the game 100% starts on the helicopter ride to the arctic, but if i had to>guessthere is probably a quick rundown on the plot of the previous games, including the retcon.
>>719884518Makes sense. It's a good opportunity for a major exposition dump and it mirrors the train ride intro sequence in HL1/HL2.
>>719884278>>719884518>>719884754It's going to be a G-Man sequence at the start.
>>719884962It'll start with a psychedelic sequence of G-Man reversing Eli's death a la Episode One and the scene flashes forward to Gordon at the chopper on its way to Arctic. https://youtu.be/Rv5GFqWcOwk?si=dLDcF5bZdP8zXyyv
>>719884962no, he has no influence over gordon you doofusthe vorts are keeping him at bay as of the ep1 retcon
>>719885185Doesn't matter. Something Alyx did in HLA let G-Man fuck with shit again.
It's happening for real this time
>>719887770mcnigga really lived in the janitors closet huh
>>719877139Ah, anger, she used to be a turbo racist discord girl, then she turned into a limp wristed vegan
>>719850221who cares
>>719854461Half Life AI Slop Edition
>>719850221Tyler, where is it?
>>719850221>meanwhile Valve>*crickets*
i will legit kms if hl3 doesnt get announced this year
>>719894558RIP anon
>>719850221Meh, I'd rather see Portal 3 instead
How do Tyler's parents feel knowing their son dedicated his whole life to his fat jiggly god Gaben?
>>719895462Better than dedicating his life to Tr*mp at least
>>719893846Cancelled. Valve was 99.5% done with development, but then they canceled it.
