What is the weebiest game humanly possible?
>>719855671I made a grass wonder that beat golshi in a test CM. She is NOT fucking around.
>>719855671>What is the weebiest game humanly possible?
>>719855671Weeb as in the real meaning or just normalfag definition of Japanese?
>>719855671Probably games made from anime shows.Naruto fighting games come to mind.
>>719855671>Made in America
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTRAINER-SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI ONLY GOT 1 HINT LEVEL FOR PROFESSOR OF CURVATUREWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>719855671the funniest thing about this meme is that it originally came from a reddit thread of a weeb woman dressing her husband up in Kemonos she wanted to take photos of.
10 dirt shoes please!!!
>>719856089FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>719856024All the DAAAHHBIII posting makes me wanna read winning tickets career. Maybe after this cm
Do I replace McQueen or Manhattan Cafe for another speed card for my Golshi ace?
>still need 12 kikuka sho sashes to potential 5 Goldship>can't even do it raising parents for the next cup because that's for milers
>>719856243McQueen gives you a gold recovery
Damn anon was right the mcqueen card IS ass.
>>719855671persona. it has honorifics in the English script, even though the honorofics in the english script aren't even the same honorifics that were actually used by the same characters in the same lines in the japanese script. they just make up new honorifics for the English script! that's hella weeb-core, everyone knows weebs are the masters of using completely the wrong honorifics in all the wrong contexts, but no other game has taken that to the same extremes that persona has
>>719855671>>719855798>>719855981nihongo jouzu!
>>719856363you’re beginning to understand. ONLY run SHITqueen if there is NO OTHER WAY to get a gold recovery! This is why innate recoveries are so valuable. STAY AWAY FROM SHITQUEEN SHE SUUUUCKS!
Holy shit, Oguri, get it together.
>>719856287I know but don't really need 3? My Narita Taishin ace couldn't even afford 3
Why did she do it?
>>719856363It is but if you don't have an Uma with a potential gold recov skill its a must use.
>>719855817What do asians have to do with chief wahoo?
>watching japanese strategy vid on gemini cup>he says he didnt realize ours was so soon>said in japan it’s only a once a month thing so they have plenty of time to prepare>due to our accelerated schedule its more like every two weeks for worldwideWho thought this was a good idea? we’re getting fucked!
>>719856527You can get BoFA from Vodka, and I recommend that over McQueen if you got her especially on an end closer. Extra power will really help for this CM and power training helps stamina. Its not ideal but its unironically better than McQueen.
>>719856363>Initial Friendship Gauge: -I hate it
>>719856243McQueen does give a Gold Recovery, but if you're lucky with your 2 Stam supports and get enough points, 2 skills can work (SM from Creek + GHS from Lv.5 Gold Ship). All McQueen's skills aren't even that great to begin with.Cafe is a good card that heals your energy a ton and gives you Stamina Eater which will be useful in that particular CM, on top of your debuffer.
I accidentally made this rudolf while parent farming, is she okay for the cup?
>>719855817not this fucking guy again please
>>719856708Yes.>accidentally madeFuck you.
>>719855981>canonically get fat after she stop racingJust like an actual American Weeb.
>>719856668BOFA is way too inconsistent, if it triggers too early or too late its a dead weigth skill, its an option if you get it from Akikawa's event and you're out of options but otherwise i'd avoid it.Plus, running any card that isn't speed/stam is not ideal for building aces for this CM since you need to make every point count.
>>719856708Could use some long corners/straightaways or something like that but looks pretty damn solid for a pace chaser. Id say roll with that
I cried during beginning of a new era.
>>719856089I'm really trying to train my club to start requesting medium shoes. I've been asking as frequently as I can in the hopes that they see what easy points it is and start reciprocating. Lo and behold I just logged in to see requests for dirt and sprint.
>>719856802Okay but mcqueen is so shit at building stamina, shes useless even for rainbow training. Vodka will get you more stats and very useful power for end closers. If vodka shows up in speed or stamina training, she will boost the numbers too. Breath of Fresh Air works much better on a long course due to how the straightaways are laid out here. Normally it’s not that good. here it is just as good as swinging maestro or cooldown. Mcqueen is not a card you want on your ace because it cant build stamina, it cant do anything. Vodka can. Ideally you wouldnt be running either of them, but if you have to run one, especially on an end closer? Vodka all the way, they will directly benefit from the extra power AND end closers dont need that much stamina to begin with. Its a win win. And even then, Vodka builds stamina just about as efficiently as mcqueen despite being a power card. Thats how shit mcqueen is, ESPECIALLY any mcqueen thats not 3lb or higher, but even MLB mcqueen is trash. 1LB vodka destroys mcqueen. Dont know about 0LB though, you might be better with 3LB mcqueen if you have it. But if not, even 0LB vodka is better. Like I said, not ideal, but just mcqueen is stamina card doesnt mean she can actually build stamina worth a shit. She cant. Cooldown is her ONLY use.
Do I go for it?
>>719856681I wish she was Manhattan Cafe, partly so I could have a stam SR to use for my actual Mayano runs, but we don't always get what we want.
Remember when people use to get angry when you called them a Weeaboo?
Is Curvature worth taking for Gemini, or should I spend my points elsewhere?
>>719855671Tokyo Mirage Sessions is pretty close. Love it
>>719857123Do you have long S?If yes, restIf not, do it
>>719857123Yeah.
>>719857061
>>719856617The current level of schedule acceleration feels like the worst of both worlds, really>Fast enough that we have way less time to prepare between banners, PVP events, etc.>Slow enough that it'll still take forever for us to catch up to JPWe can't even roll as often as JP would've been able to back in the day, because we don't get as many daily/weekly/monthly carats between each banner
>>719857183>>719857201It's over...
>>719857168Curvature isn't really worth it, it's still good but it's kind of low impact. You should be getting some green skills for your aces
>>719857168It's not your priority since it's quite expensive but it's not bad if you don't have the better skills.
>>719857240It's alright, it's just -1 Mood. It was worth trying.
>>719857240You purged your bad luck! Now great fortune will come to you!
>>719855817i don't get this image
Jesus christ fuku why are you like this
>accidentally double tapping on a training selection you were just looking at
>>719856776Too bad all that weight didn't help the real life horse. Granted he was quite old when he passed away.
Starting to wonder if I should be running a 3/3 deck on Ogurin instead of 4/2.
>>719856617It's pretty unsustainable. Im hoping by half anniversary some QOL updates are starting to be added to the game.
>>719857210And to make matters even worse, we are getting LESS carats as a result of the accelerated schedule. These CMs being every two weeks is going to burn people out. I dont know what the solution is but dont burn yourself out guys. We are not given a fair shake with how rushed these CMs are, we’re not getting enough carats or time to save for any of these banners either. Its rough, we got the short end of the stick AND we’re stuck with the beta version without any of the QOL changes. Its just frustrating to play catch up like this as they rush is through events on an inferior version of the game, gypping us on precious carats in the process. I love this game so far but this schedule is working against the players in a way that is actually a very unfair advantage and is just going to burn people out on the game. More work in less time for less rewards, all while a million banners you want to roll on flash by and you dont have to save for any of them so you gotta plan for some bullshit months away. Its fucked.
>>719857496What deck are you running? What support cards do you have.
>>719857240Risk it
Oh, I always wonder what her color scheme was.
>>719857547It really fuckin sucks cuz this games a blast, I wonder why the xitter normies haven't started complaining. If anything would make cygames hurry up updates it would be outrage
>>719855817what is this image about?
>>719857471when on pc you can just switch to moving around menus with your keyboard arrow keys and spacebar which makes it impossible to accidentally double click
>>719855817more of this guy again please
>>719857425Apart from trying to live up her sister's legacy and over depended on luck and superstition?
>>719855817KONICHIWA DUDE
>>719857240i don't want to upgrade to windows 11...
top of the 10 most evilest images that will kill you at 3AM
What teh HECK is a hachimi
>>719857645Im not sure, I dont really know what people on twitter are saying as I stay far away from there unless Im checking some official account or artist or whatever. It seems like something people SHOULD be mad about, but not many people are talking about it. More of those western “umatubers” lets call them ought to shed light on it. But once again I dont really know what the solution is other than to slowdown which will make catching up take even longer, or just outright skip a bunch of things. What they could do is give us some better daily rewards or something. That would go a long way, but the dailies are pathetic for what we’re getting, even with the monthly pass. Idk, we’ll have to see if this game can sustain a western audience long enough for people to even care that they’re getting screwed, because they might just go play something else if they lose interest. I know Uma has been very popular but we cant be too sure about its longevity as its barely been two months. Seems healthy though so more people ought to bring attention to this
She would have been nothing to write home about but she at least would have hit 1k speed if she hadn't failed a fucking 9% double rainbow training on the literal last training day
>>719855817Being an asian american without being grown up around other asian american really fucking suck.
(You) are now dating the last uma you trained, are you satisfied?
even the witGOD jap said the CM schedule is too fast
>All the speed cards are in stamina>All the non-speed cards... are in speedexcellent final turn, emblematic of the entire run
>>719858021Extremely satisfied. I just hope I'm good enough for her.
>>719856617I'm already burnt out and just resigned to being a group B shitter.
>>719858021>TeioAbsolutely no complaints.
>>719858021>daiwa scarletno....
>>719858072Well yeah they get an entire month to prepare for CM. We barely get two weeks to prepare, it’s bullshit. The worldwide players are getting punished because Cygames dragged their feet on a western release
>>719857397>>719857658Its strawmen answering strawmen. The best thing anyone can do is not engage with it.
>>719858173I feel like this is gonna be the smart thing to do for most CMs if they’re going to be this fast. The rat race to grind a perfect ace in this short time, let alone making 3 viable team members is unforgiving. Im tired boss…They aint paying us enough carats for this shit!
>>719857553If you're wondering why I'm running the McQueen card even though Oguri already has a built-in gold recovery, it's so that I can build her as an end closer if the correct sparks trigger.
>>719858173Isnt group B the one where B+ aren't allow?
I only have 3000 carats.
>>719856617>whales get less time to perfect their runsits actually better
i think you should just use borrows to get the skill sparks you can and attempt 3 times for each ace and be done with itno parent grandparent farm or anything like thatand your own domestic 9* if you have one, the best one with best generic white sparks and not anything hyper specific like Straightaway Spurt that will only work on end closers on mile and long and no other circumstance
>>719858363so does everyone else fuck facethey get better opportunities to do so with more options on strong cards
>>719858312No, that’s the open league. There’s open and graded. Open is B and lower. Graded is anything higher. First round of graded, everyone randomly queues together. If you win 3/5 races, you’ll move on to Group A in round 2. If you cant win 3, you go to group B and you stay in group B. A has higher rewards (barely), but its much more unforgiving and unless you get lucky you shouldnt come unprepared. B is a lot more “fun” place to be if you dont have the perfect umas.
>>719858021>TeioI like her but my rights are now gone.
>>719857925Yeah, something definetely needs to change because it's unsustainable for the vast majority of people. Even the "hardcore" audience that playes daily like us still has other interests, I did all my three borrows today but I also wanted to play silksong but with this pace you gotta sink more time in the game to maximize your odds of achieving your goals. I don't really know what the solution would be, an increase in carats will always be welcome but that doesn't really fix the issue of how many events we get per month. I think the wisest thing cygames could do would be increasing the carat income just a bit more and pushing all CMs to the end of the month. When it comes to banner speed thats a hard question because we are very behind JP, maybe the occasional dual banner could be a good idea? I dont know. What I know is uma is doing incredibly well right now and cygames will want to retain that audience, so i do have a bit of hope things will get better before first anni, we'll see
This is the best I can do as a f2p, be honest bros can I at least place in group BAlso she has BoFA and Cooldown as gold recoveries
>>719858537I see. I made a mistake going Open and it was the worst decision I made because all my umas are +B. I am never doing that shit ever again
>>719858581Yeah she's decent you won't make it to grade A finals but she can definitely place in B, probably even win depends on what speed skills you have, im kind of surprised you got that much speed with only two speed what other support cards do you have?
>>719858581post skills
>>719858581Skills?
>>719858567Yeah Im not trying to doompost or anything but it is a little concerning and I think many are already feeling the strain of the accelerated schedule, especially hardcore players and even whale clubs falling apart and all that. The game is very promising, it IS a cultural phenomena I would say, so they need to handle this careful if they dont want to piss this away. But the japanese can be kind of stubborn, out of touch or just unsure of how to cater towards audiences that arent japan. Ive played enough Japanese games to know that Japan always comes first and everything else is an afterthought. They may be making money but hopefully they realize its a delicate situation that must be handled with care
>>719858553I don't have teio, qrd? Why would she take away your rights?
>out of guest parentsI might be cooked.
>>719858021>McQueen solely because of CM prepI'm exhausted of her career but I'll take the trophy husband role
>>719858781You have 3* stats of uma to use, right?
any idol-themed game (Project Diva, Project Sekai, im@s etc.)any VN reallyWeebsona is very much weeaboo-core, but it attracts too many nu-weebs and normalfags.
>>719858195What seem to be the problem here?
would you help Urara fight the janny?
>>719858892I have 2 3*s.One is actually pretty decent, 5* speed with 3 in front runner, 2 in turf, and 2 in mile. The other is 3* wit with 3*speed and 1* stamina, and 8* pace chaser. >at least you're set for the next CMMy best runner I have for that is Maruzensky. The speed 3* is Maruzensky.
5 days until the queen of /v/ goes away, did you manage to pull her wedding alt?
>>719859004You forgot to account for the fact you will pull seiun and your preferred miler in a single tenner when her banner comes in 5 days, it's shiraoki-samas will
>>719859172I'm not pulling on that because I have less than 30 rolls and Maruzensky's bikini alt is coming in less than a month.
>got 2 9* parents>2/3 umas ready for CM>all while grinding the Blue Protocol CBT>full time employee
>Go almost undefeated with two triple crowns on this Scarlet run>The single loss landed me 3rd place so i cant even get the Miss Perfect epithetcursed run im so mad
>>719858769It's mostly a joke, every now and then she gets a bit clingy with the trainer like wanting you to look only at her when she catches you glancing at another uma during the Extra Training event. This gets exaggerated greatly in fanworks where she's a chibi face hugger. This gets exaggerated further to being a rapist.
FUS RO DAH
>>719859286Honestly the hardest part of getting that epithet for me is needing a parent who won the Satsuki Sho. For some reason, pretty much all of my good parents who ran that race jobbed in it no matter how spotless their win record was otherwise
>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasanMaruzenskyNice NatureMachitanRice Shower>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressure MayanoTeioScarletTaishinRyan>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadyRudolphAir GrooveVodkaSuzukaMcQueen (thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)>easy to trick into sexUraraBakushinMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipGrassSatono Diamond >loves food too much to have sexOguriSpechud
Everyone tells me late surgers are unusable, but what exactly makes them bad?
>>719859451I don't know why the Umamusume brainrot is funny and popular. And I mean the mainstream memes specifically. I find stuff like the tanukis or the official content at least entertaining. Maybe I'm just old.
>>719859609Rice was quite assertive in the anime vs. Spica.Before that I thought she would be the type you could guilt trip into nakadashi. Now I think she'll absolutely insist on a rubber and will straight up walk away if you insist otherwise.
>>719857209I don't know why this cracks me up so much
>>719859609We are missing some key players here, where does someone like biwa, curren or bourbon fit? The tier list isn't complete.
>>719857881Delete this immediately!
>>719859731>>719859836
>>719859609>Implying oguri wouldn't suck toreinas dick for food
>>719859987>putting anything sausage shaped in Oguri's mouthDo you want to lose your dick?
>>719857056>>719856363I don't get it, what's wrong with this cards?I got MLB3 Mcquenn and my Goldshi reached 1100 stam with only two stam cards.
>>719859871>BiwaEasily tricked by a banana double entendreWill reluctantly comply at first, but will get into it after a couple of minutes. Will analyse what are your weakpoints and will make you cum gallons
>Still grinding Rudolph for a 9* stam>Training goes to shit>She flops on a bunch of g1s>Get 3* speed spark>Only gray spark is Corner AdeptW-Well at least it wasn't the stamina I wanted
>>719860032>he doesn't want to tame the beast of kasamatsuIt's a risk I'm willing to take, sex with ogurin will make you come out the mightiest of men.
Is this enough?So far I only lose when only a single rec trigger.
>>719859871>Curren>plays coy and leads you on but never actually puts out until she feels she has you wrapped around her finger>Mihono>feels like absolutely not tier but can also rape you out of the blue if encouraged by Rice or weak to pressure if you're leading
>>719860237It's because your wit is in the lower end, it's very good as long as your skills proc but you really want at least 400 wit for consistency
the funniest meme of them downplaying Vodka in the anime is when Goldship asks Kitasan to break her record of 6 G1s like Vodka wasn't standing behind her
>>719860237With wit that low it'll be a gamble. Remember to pray for good luck.
>>719857881festa belly
>>719860380>>719860356Its either high wit or low stam/speed.I prefer high speed/stam and my winrate is aboved 90% so far compare to my 400 wits and two gold rec 1000/1200 goldshi.
TRAINA I'M GONNAAADAAAAAAHBYYYYYYY
>curren chan was a stacy horse who would bully the other horses at her stable but was nice to humanswtf bros
>>719860380>>719860356>they doesn't know.
Why hide that shes a horse in the horse academy?
>>719857645>complainingCygames NEVER gives a shit about complaining.See the new Shadowverse
>>719860625Because she's manipulating everything behind the scenes. Every bricked run is her doing.
>>719860625Deception is simply in her nature
>>719859743She'd be the opposite of McQueen then
>>719860625She's retired, and probably just doesn't want people bugging her about her past or trying to convince her to start racing againThe real question is why the director hides being an uma
>>719860749Umas cannot be trusted in positions of authority or power. Their natural inclination towards competition makes them too dangerous and unpredictable.
>try my goldshi in room race>wit so low he never trigger her unique>Still trigger two out of three gold rec>won every race.
I've played a lot of gachas, but this one actually seems nice. It's got a sort of upbeat spirit to it, and takes me out of my naturally depressive state for a while. I got out of the tutorial a bit ago. As a Texan native, I had to go for the Texan horse girl when I used the selector. I don't care if I find out later she sucks. It's all about attitude.
>>719857547funny thing is ive been taking notes on my gachas(this, gfl2, and fgo)all 3 had maintenance this weekgfl2 gave 2 pulls worth for maintenance comp, fgo gave 1 1/3, and uma gave only a third.GFL's having a big event that gave you 10 pulls off the bat and a bunch more through login bonuses and rewards(granted this shit feels worse from the previous big event and other controversies with the new updates from the CN server but I digress)FGO has sent out a bunch of sqs and tickets from 3(?) login events Meanwhile Uma's been giving me jackshit outside of Goldshi week.
>>719855809can't believe these two became the biggest vtubers post Gura
What makes cafe so popular?
>Maya always trigger BoFA at the start of the race or after late race.Fucking useless piece of shit.
>>719856363he says and it's better than Mayano in like every way
>>719860369By season 3, I would assume almost everyone but Goldship is gone and Kitasan is having a schizo moment where she pretend that every girl in Spica is there.
>>719860876Taiki Shuttle is actually a great pic, not only is she extremely likeable but her ult is strong, she can be used in dirt races, and will be very competitive for next CM. Good taste anon
>>719860876The sort of vibe of it is what sucked me in too. There's something really endearing about so many of the characters. I've cried more than I expected while playing the game/watching the anime
>leg locks you to increase the chance of fertilisation
>>719859731whats your favorite uma meme
>>719857123I would go for it if it was 67% desu
>>719860876Taiki shuttle is a very good horse both in racing and design, you picked good. And yeah this game has a lot of substance to it. Each girl’s story is heartwarming in its own way. The game doesnt really use sex appeal as a crutch but rather focuses on the characters chasing their dreams and training hard for their goals. Its enough to make someone wanna get up and go for a jog. I dont really play gachas period, but this one hooked me. I already liked training games and this one scratched that itch. The shows/movie are really good too, even if it starts out kinda rough. It was a low budget show with an inexperienced animation team behind it, years before the game released. Now theyve really hit their stride, id recommend watching them in chronological order though. Just dont let season 3 ruin it for you as that one is a low point, but the newest show is just a great sports anime period
>>719860876She's actually from Kentucky though like most of the American Umas
>>719861175Any kind of low INT brainrot
mun
>>719861175I like that guy who does the funny animations like this
>>719855817I don't get it, isn't this the other way around, whities are not allowed to like themselves?Though asians are also white adjacent and not considered real minorities.
>>719861136I think it has to do with the horses they’re based on and the passion the devs had for it. Lots of good writing and thought went into translating the horses stories into cute anime girls and it works surprisingly well. They do a good job of making you root for them along the way. Idk why but the game and shows got me tearing up a ton. Its just a heartwarming experience rather than some sovlless titillation. Of course they’re hot but they dont rely on sex appeal to make you care about them
>>719860876Taiki is pretty good as an uma. She is like a golden retriever of the cast aka extremely friendly. The setting of Uma is usually upbeat due to Cygames being an idolmaster maker and all. So lots of cute stuff here and there. Sadly, there almost zero to none Taiki content in the anime itself. The gacha is your only place to get most of both of her story. If its a bit too happy for you, you can also just watch/Read Cinderella Gray for a more Shonen edge to it.
>>719860876>Texanrun and hide anon, the Texan Rangers will send you to jail for having anime on your device
SHE'S NOT EVEN MEXICAN SHE'S FROM KENTUCKYHER NAME ISN'T EVEN EL CONDOR PASAWAKE UP UMA SHEEP
>>719860998Her design stands out by being the only one wearing dark colorsAlso slender girls are pure sexo and there's not enough of them.
I'd play more casually if we actually got a marginal amount of carats but we fucking don't and get like 200 a week or something pathetic like that so I gotta grind my ass off for CM rewards.
>>719860998emo girl for posers
>>719861316You’re embarrassing the normal chuds again spechud. She doesnt represent us everyone. Not all chuds are dumb and fat as her.
I dont really feel like playing Gold Ship right now so I played nice nature instead just letting you guys know
>>719861316spechud's umatube video on el being a skinwalker was truly enlightening.
>>719861367People already said japanese gacha is the most P2W gacha in the world, for some reason retards never listen.
>>719860876Yeah same, I've been a gachafag for over a decade and uma has some of the most passion and polish I've ever seen, you can really feel that the team actually cares about horse racing. Never really expected this to be one of the most fun games I've played in recent memory, even the threads have been an absolute blast. I really love everything about the franchise and as a lucklet i wish it wasnt a gacha
>>719860998schizo emo girl with a tulpa
>>719860998Cafe is good for you
>>719861435b-b-but muh chink 50/50, I loved my MLB air shakur wits card while only getting kita-san from sparks, thanks cygames
>>719857007if it's a /v/ club it's not like we stopped finding these threads
>>719861316Go away spe-chud. You are not even the face of the franchise
>>719861093Its not retard. MLB mcqueen (which most dont have as that requires a fuck ton of club points) is falling short of a 3LB SR card. Notice how mcqueen has zero training effectiveness. Thats bad. Less speciality priority. Manhattan cafes specialty priority and friendship bonus is leagues higher. McQueen is a joke of an SSR, only good for cooldown. Cafe and Mayano mog her, its not even up for debate. If mcqueen was better, people would use her instead. Shes not, and its not even close
>>719861489Featured Trainees/Support cards should really be given as your first SSR, sparks is a scammy mechanic.Trying to save 30k carats while they give you a pittance every week and maybe some free carats once in a blue moon with accelerated banners is ass
>>719857007I always felt weird requesting and delivering these shoes but free points is points.
>>719861435I come from fire emblem heroes and while that game isn't perfect either it at least gives you a good amount of free gems, enough that you can reasonably get a guaranteed spark in a month of playing, so that's my frame of reference.
Remember to take a break every once in a while, resting and recreation is important to trainers too to avoid burnout
>>719861563I hates it because it forced me to saved carats because unless you got 30k saved that's mean you are wasting your pulls.What make it really bad is most of SSR are useless unless you got multiple copy of it and it makes the SR counterpart better.But to get MLB SR you need to PULL but if you used your PULL you can saved for sparks, fucking retarded mechanic.
>either get long S turf S with bad stats or stay at A and get good stats and skillscursed
>>719861671>can saved for sparksCan't
>>719861690
>>719861528It's not a v club. But it is a B+ rank so I feel like these fuckers should know better. I'm gonna stick around until the next rewards and then try and get scouted here
>>719855671>>719855671Ken-sama is the worst thing to happen to /v/
>comes into the trainer lounges, drink it out of the bottle that doesn't belongs to her, and take a nap on the couchWhat is her problem?
>>719861134I don't really know much about the different terrain types for races, but it sounds fun.>>719861136It's so damn cheerful it makes me want to sob uncontrollably, but not in the way I get when I pound back a bottle of cheap vodka while watching a Tarkovsky film. It's a different sort of crying. >>719861201I feel that. It's weird how even though it's not going for full on sex appeal akin to Nikke or such things, it manages to have a bit in there outside of the sheer cuteness. I'll definitely give the series a watch, and even if Season 3 is kinda a low point, you're talking to a man that enjoyed some more trashy anime like Witchblade and Kanokon.>>719861310They can try. I will surrender my anime when they pry it from my corpse.
>>719861618Uma genre got zero rival outside of im@S which also still different game completely, FE need to compete with FGO in their own home country.
I will play until I burnout and break my legs then make threads calling umamusume gachaslop while shitposting in /v/, /vg/, and /vmg/ until every poster is just me complaining about the lack of carats I receive from team trials
>>719861561I'm not gonna lie, I've been swapping between a 3LB Cafe and McQueen and the difference hasn't been noticeable. They both give absolute jack shit for stamina rainbow training when alone, I'm hitting the same stats on average, really my big complaint with McQueen is that her last event being RNG is ass, especially since it drops your energy.
Does anyone got tier list on which trainee is good as meta or parent skill?
>>719861787Bro you get 150 a week from team trials, after 46 months you'll have enough for a spark :^)
>>719861563The light for me is that I really just want Tamamo Cross. After that, everyone else I want is a long ways away.
>>719861763I'm a little over half-way through s3 and so far I don't it's actually BAD. It's just that the characters feel a little less engaging than the previous seasons, especially s2. And there's a lot less background/side umas that I care about. I did really enjoy Satono Diamond's little arc.
>>719861561>Thats bad. Less speciality priority. Manhattan cafes specialty priority and friendship bonus is leagues higher. McQueen is a joke of an SSR, only good for cooldown.In term of current Gemini CM Mcqueen is god tier unless you want to gamble your low wit uma in the event >>719860527This isn't Taurus cup where you only need one gold and 800 stam.
>>719855817>they hate usThey do.
>mayo has shit stam gains>mcqueen has shit stam gains>rice has shit stam gains>have no other stam cards to pair with Super Creek>can't use the loaner for a MLB Manhattan or Seiun Sky something since my creek is only +2 (read: shit) and need to loan a MLB creek
>>719855817Which umas could you swap into this image?
All of my play sessions end with me alt+f4ing in disgust
>>719861986Spe and Rice Shower.
>>719858581>1lb, 2lb, 0lb, 0lb, 2lbDamnnnn anon, if you had a more limit breaks you could easily reach 1200-1200
>>719861969It doesn't matter because in the end its all about luck.I once got 2speed4stam cards for shit and giggle and my speed reach 800 after the first summer because all my supports keep hogging speed training.I often reached over 1.1K stam with only two shit stam cards compare to 3 stam cardsAll my speed cards once land on stam and gave my over 70 stam
>>719857972blame your retarded parents. Go back to your homeland and make it more western. YWNBA.
>>719861340bwo? your rice shower? your feno?
Or…instead of using shitqueen…you just use a better stamina card with way better abilities (long straightaways is one of the strongest abilities for this map, stamina eater, and highlander). Way better special priority, actual training effectiveness. Instead of using mcqueen, just use a character that can heal. You will get your stamina much easier. Better abilities, better stamina. You shouldnt need cooldown. And this is MLB mcqueen. Most barely 2LB right now, and thats even worse, far worse actually. Long straightaways will actually give you a huge leg up in this race. Its one of the best abilities not named straightaway spurt, so yeah this card is great. Mcqueen sucks.
>>719857964Try it again bro, I often reached 1100/1100 if she doesn't shit her self often.The real challenge is triggering spurt and gold rec sometime not coming home.
>>719862138I DON'T HAVE MANHATTAN CAFE
>>719862138The problem with this is that not everyone even has her at MLB. I only have her at 3, and without that stamina bonus she gets at 45, she only gives about 18 stamina on a solo rainbow training with Great mood which is too low to be worth it.
>>7198621383 Gold is standard in Gemini because you need 1700 stamina for last spurt.
>>719862138No matter how much speed or speed skills you got if your stam is too low your uma will break her legs during late race.
>5 days to do the event ladder>CM coming upI just do not have enough time to do both
>>719862138But my Cafe is LB0.
So if I already build a perfect goldshi, do I still need front Urara to counter Taishin?
>>719862138>highlanderThere's two uphills in this map and it always trigger before late race where all uma already reached their speed cap.Highlander is the most useless skill in this tourney.
ENTER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Vd3QKTZ-o
>>719862305You dont need three golds on an end closer, nor do you even need max stamina and two golds. You can afford to skimp. Ive tested it in the umalator, ive tested in the game in test races. My golshi is not gassing and people are bringing debuffers. You guys overshooting stamina requirements in many cases which means you’re more insulated if you dont proc all your recoveries, but it also means those stats could have gone more into something else. You dont need three golds, especially not on an end closer. You dont need cooldown. If you have swinging maestro and an innate healing you learn or a unique heal, that’s enough so long as your stamina is above 1,000, but it doesnt need to be max. Pace chaser/front runner will need more, not golshi though. And golshi wins this race. Try it out yourself, test your golshis with lower stamina and run em through the umalator too. Your speed also effects it. If your speed is lower, you need less stamina. So if you maxed out stamina and have low speed, that’s also overkill. It’s good to have more than enough, but not at the cost of other stats you need to get a competitive edge. What you want is just enough stamina to survive debuffs. And its not as much as you think
>>719862619>the world was too strongI KNEEL....
>>719862643You clearly missing the point, Long uma got low wits.having two gold skill with only 60% activation rate is fucking retarded.Sure you will win if both gold rec trigger all the time, but if only one of them trigger then you are fucked, we don't need 3 gold so all of time trigger, we need two out of three to trigger with 60% rate each.
>>719862619I already gave up. I don't really want to run Gold Ship, even if I did everyone else has 3 stars while I only have 2. And then Mile is gonna be even worse for me.
The urge to pull for wife groove is tearing me apart. I need her but I also need seiun....
>>719862548Yeah, its not that great, but if you have left over points and nothing else to spend on, its better than nothing, and certainly better than anything Mcqueen gives you. Also, lets not forget how fucking good long straightaways is. I just dont think you should run mcqueen at all unless you really have to, because you need those stats, you need a card that can get you stats and mcqueen cant. You need to get that heal somewhere else. Cafe makes the best sense as a #2 stamina card. If you dont have her, then Mayano, or even Zenno Rob Roy will get you more than shitqueen. I get it shes free, but you’re all running 2LB or lower, some of you might have dumped all club points into her for 3LB, but if you have something else you just stay away from mcqueen. Everytime I use that shitty card I regret it, because its a waste of a slot. I’ll just put in vodka at that point if I need the gold heal and 9/10 it works better despite not being a good fit. McQueen sucks if you have even a somewhat decent alternative, that’s the point. The reason Im beating this into the ground is because I keep seeing >getting 1,000 stamina is soooooo impossible>ugh i cant get my other stats up>You need three gold heals broYou cant get your stamina because of mcqueen, unless you run 3 stamina 3 speed, which is a compromise you shouldnt have to take. mcqueen is barely a stamina card. Shes just along for the ride.
So basically if everyone in your race only got two gold recs, your chance of winning is to pray to RNG God that any of those uma gold rec doesn't trigger.If everyone gold rec trigger then the winner are the one who got higher stams>>>>speed/speed skills.
>>719862919Getting 1k stamina is not hard, getting 1200 stamina is hard.The fucking problem is Gemini got over than 1200 stamina requirment that's why you need two gold recs trigger at 100%.
>>719862792Did he stutter? Never give up! I believe you'll do better than you think
>>719862919>You cant get your stamina because of mcqueen, unless you run 3 stamina 3 speed>>719862206That was 40 stamina legacy btw.
>>719862619UMAMUSUME IS GOLSHI GAMEYeah its over for me.
>>719862724Then do more wit training. 400+ wit is feasible. Do even more to get closer to 500, its doable. Max out your stamina then, or add a couple more white heals which are easy to come by. Its not worth sacrificing one of your cards solely for a gold heal and shit abilities and shit training. Just max out your stamina bring two golds and two white if you’re that worried, train your wit up more. It can be done with 4 speed and 2 stamina, so long as mcqueen isnt one of them.
>>719862619LEAVE GOLDSHIP TO ME
>>719863068This is her last CM for years.
>doing mayano frontrunner for the event>ines fujin and seiun sky always try to cuck me in every raceWhat the fuck is this assassin shit?
is a 1000spd / 1000stam Oguri with maestro and gourmand at least enough to get me through Group B or am I still cookedthis is the best stat ratio I've ever gotten with my shitty 0LB cards
I WILL TRAIN STAMINA AND GUTS
>>719863076LMAO sure bro, let me get 600 wit with 1200 speed and 1100 stam as long uma.
>>719863076>Then do more wit training. 400+ wit is feasible.Post your Gemini uma ace stats, cards and skills.Even at 400 you still get under 65% on each gold skill.
>>719863031you cant even 1000 stamina with that combination. If you had cafe, youd be at 1180 and you wouldnt be sweating over gold heals.
>>719863195I got 1100/1180 with two gold skills and 440 wits.The gold rec consistency is fucked most of the time, that's why I dropped that goldshi because her win rate is so shit, she lose to freaking 900 stam pace Oguri once because none of her rec skills trigger.
Green skills relevant to the CM racetrack are better than any of the "Slightly increase velocity" and "Slightly recover endurance" skills, right?
>>719863262first circle is 40 and extra 20 after that, only useful for speed.
>>719863296Well yes, but the point is that that's already more than the "Slightly" skills, no?
>>719863126I said 400, 500 tops. Nobody is saying 600. 400 is the recommendation, and if your training wit at the opportune moments instead of spamming rest, it’s doable to wind up with 450 in a run and still have 1000+ in stam and speed, more than that if you’re lucky. Im not using mcqueen, you guys knock yourself out. I’ll gamble on two golds. My golshi isnt even perfect and shes beaten better ones already in the test races ive done. Im not touching mcqueen, if it works for you fine, but unless you have 3LB its beyond useless, and even then I still think you’re better off with something else. Cafe and creek can get golshi to max stamina and have time left over to dump into speed and wit training to top off. I dont think im talking crazy here
>>719863332Depend on track, in Gemini every late speed skill is better because how long the last spurt is.That's why even small skill like Straightaway spurts is a better than any unique skills.
>>719856448Why do gaijins hate hearing this so much? Shouldn't they be happy that a native is complimenting their japanese?
Is this good for parenting purposes? She won 10 G1s and the grandparents are a 3* power 2* medium and a 3* stamina 3* turf.
>>719863398Its all about winrate, long race depend on how much stamina left during last spurt, so if you want to gamble with 60% skill trigger rate then be my guess, I stick with my 355 wits 3 gold golshi that give me over 80% trigger rate.
>>719863254Then you add two more white heals, I generally have left over skill points for Golshi and snag up any other white heals that make sense. Shes not gassing out, my wit isnt even that great. But maybe cuz mine isnt that fast, I dont know. Either way, I see where you guys are coming from. Youve helped me see the utility in shitqueen and shown me how it works, but Im gonna stick to my way. May the best Golshi win
you can cap stam with free card + borrow on Golshibetter results with Cafe over McQueen though for sure
>>719863412I see, guess I'll just get the speed-relevant green ones then
>>719863532Green speed skill is clearly better if you failed to get Spurt skills, just don't bother with green stamina, I still believed 3 gold stamina is better because this game is RNG heavy and you want the RNG to favor you.
>>719863518You need 5 white to match a single gold, getting two arleady wasting tons of SP which basically can give you a single gold.
>>719863447Different stat blue sparks isn't optimal, but assuming this is your first 8* parent that was deliberately trained for affinity and white sparks, you should probably take what you can get while you work towards 9*.
>>719863518Bro... >>719863183
>Had to go to sleep so did an on purpose sloppy career run with Nice Nature selecting only exclamations and clicking random discount skills>B+
>>719863530I can master the art of getting over 1k in each stats as long my uma doesn't get PMS all the time.The biggest challenge is to trigger sparks i want during legacy.
there any reason not to have both narita and goldship in your CM team?i get that in team trials you get extra points for your umas leading in running styles, but surely this is not the case for CM?
Doto...
>>7198637521st place is the only thing that matters in CM
>>719863752If I can get two goldshi in my team I will do it, the game is RNG heavy, even at over 80% trigger rate you still can get fucked, so having two similar uma with similar skill that favor certain tracks will reduce the RNG fuckery.
>>719863752People often said to build Mayano as END in this race in case their goldshi shit the bed during race.
>>719863803>>719863792So Narita/Goldshi and a debuffer is what i should aim for
>>719863752The only reason would be if you were scared of getting boxed with two end closers, but the solution to that would just be to run a pace chaser as your third team member.
>>719863756
Why does Mayano get Position Pilfer when its a late surger skill?
>>719863847I doubt debuffer does anything, to stamina in this race, it onyl reduce 0.1% so with two debuffer it only reduce 0.2% at most, but sure if you too lazy to build a third uma then just add debuffer as your last uma.
>>719863912Im giving my end closers stamina eater so thats already two stamina debuffsgetting debuffers for long seems tougher, though
>>719863857That's funny your mention that but compare to Taurus, I rarely seen people getting boxed in this track.
>a fuckton of white sparks at 2 and 3 stars including ura finale>1* power>1* pace chaser>1* triumphant pulsedie
>>719864071I given up trying to get 3* on stats, distance and skills sparks is far more important because you can't get those from support training.
>>719864010No one gets boxxed in since people got enough pwr/wit and there's no jobbers that run out of stamina mid race to box you in
>migraine blues just before japan cupfuck this game
doto is so cute just don't ask what he did during his stud era
>>719864147eh? Dunno about wit and power because I've seen same power and wit stats in Taurus, but its true about stamina, most of under stamina people already losing their gas in late race so calling it boxed is kinda wrong, more like dusted.
>>719862441>Still trying for a parent>0 aces ready>320k at the eventIt's Teiover, there simply aren't enough hours in a day for this.>>719862838I pulled for her, didn't get her but don't regret it, the chance was right in front of me. Just get lucky and get them both on their first roll, then everything will be fine.
this slutty mare when
>>719864206what did he do during his stud era, anon?
>>719864125I'm so frustrated that at this point I'd be happy with 2* stam or 2* speed but I keep getting 1* wit or guts in every single run I do. at least I managed to get power this time I GUESS
>name is WINNING TICKET>wins the dahbywow real original God
>>719864250sodashi?
>>719863894Because you could potentially play her as a Late Surger. The real Top Gun won a G1 with every strat and this is reflected in-game through her aptitudes. Just don't take it if you're not building a Late Top Gun
>>719863894Mayano has good aptitude on every position so it's basically the game telling you to build her however you want.
>Charming in turn 2>This immediately afterwardsWay too good to be true, I just know something is going to go terribly wrong come Classic Year
>>719864292what the fuck is a horse?
>>719864383be a shame if you experienced something... terrible before Summer Camp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVJcnx9Pvgdas auktion der horsen
>>719864383Every time I get something like this my Uma decides to get mood down every other turn and shit the bed at every race even when having significantly higher stats/skills than usual
>>719864383>still have to run debut racewatch out anon!
>had the worst first two years ever>no rainbow training appearing at all>constant night owl that would never recover>Biwa being a constant fucking asshole in every race>bare minimum inspirations>director doesn't want to show up to any decent training so no skill upgradeWell fuck you too game. I'm going to click recreation and have sex with my trainee for the rest of the year if you're gonna do that to me.
>>719864283Having 100+stam starter is useless if your training session already fucked most of the time, I also learned that having non-rainbow training still gave fuck ton of stats aslong your tons of your support latch on those training.
>>719864383>migraine>failed infirmary three times>awful mood
>>719864539based toreina san
The episode where they trick you into thinking Oguri FAT was at the DAHBY is still my favorite piece of media from the franchise
>>719864549>+88 stamina training with only two stamina support cards>all four of my speed cards is in it too.
I thought horse tongues would be longer because of the meme.
>>719864648Despite doing nothing but playing hooky and fucking, we made it to the end. How in the absolute hell.
>>719864694it just depends on the individual, just like humans
>>719864489>blowing over 50k euros on a horsenow this is real gambling
>custom pvp>add debuffs>loses>remove debuffs>winswtf in custom maps does your debuffer also debuffs your horses? im so confused wtf is happening
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Tried to do careers with the welfare wit support and it's harsh. Will they release welfare supports good in the future? Grinding for the events now doesn't fell that rewarding, excluding the Golshi one.
>>719864836That just means she loves you. All that fucking paid off
what the FUCK
somehow managed to lose all the plushies during the claw machine event, I didn't even know that was fucking possiblemore surprising however is that they didn't make the Mood insta drop down to awful or anything like that as a result
>>719865571>He overdid it
>Training Mile El Pasa>Run all possible G1 Mile>Long 3*I don't understand this game
>>719865574shiraoki sama blessed me immediately aftewards, we're good
>>719865574Don't worry. Your umas know it's rigged BS too.
horse
did you hear that?
>>719865630>Your message contains illegal characters.
>>719865656no
rooms?
>>719865372ggs anonsI have no idea why my Golshi won. She usually always jobs. Shit seems so inconsistent, despite what the simulator tells me.I was ready to send her to the glue factory.Here's a new room.9 Slots / Up to 3 Umas74688587
>>719865775>that daiwa
>>719865775Meanwhile I have no idea how my Golshi jobbed.
>>719865775my 997 stam rudolf won, while my 1200/1200 golshi jobbed. WTTF
>>719865775>Full
>>719865630The whole horse?
>>719865867My best bet none of her gold recs trigger.
POST ROOM!
Nothing feels as great as failing a 3% training immediately after getting Practice Perfect!
>>719865908>My best bet none of her gold recs trigger.well fuck, i dont wanna touch that golshi that is the best i have so far, hopefully will be able to make a godtier spe
>>719865775>mayano's swinging maestro didnt proch-huh...?
I read through some of the stories after finishing a run with the horses, I've noticed the first four tell a coherent story about how you scouted them but then the next three are always random filler episodes. From the ones I've read it feels like matikanefukukitaru is the only one that actually keeps a consistent throughline going between them.
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How lewd is this game?
>>719866103>18 slotsPlease put 9 slots to simulate the actual race conditions
>>719866101THERE WE GO GOLSHI WON!
average umaposter
>>719866141Yeah I know. It's just to see if there are many lurkers or if we are just a handful.
>>719866181Yeah, both of her gold rec trigger with only 50% chance.Can't imagine her winrate during real event.
>>719866141please only bring 1-2 horses to save space
Why is Uma Musume so popular?
>>719866129All the characters have a rare hot springs cutscene, there's some jiggle physics, and some of the outfits (swimsuit alts especially) are fanservice-y, but the game doesn't really go out of its way to focus on ecchi content.
>>719865686>I can't horse around in my profile comment
>>719857007Is King Halo the most expressive Uma? She always seems to have the most detailed and relatable facial expressions
>>719866346genetic trauma from the mongol horde
>>719866360How weak!
I think we're something like 6-7 here.In the meantime,9 Slots / Up to 3 Umas18740224
>>719866394I think they're all wonderfully expressive
>>719866129COMPLETE TRAINA LOVE
>>719866447Start it already
UMA MUSUME IS AN NTR GAME!
>>719865945and I managed to get the breath of fresh air event in this garbage rungod I hate this game
>>719866447Winner Stat
>>719866447Bruh, 4 gold recs, LMAO
>>719866447top 3
>>719866612>>719866628That's like 96% of chance of 2 golds.
>>719866612With that skills set, she only need 800 stamina to win.
These might be the worst sparks I've ever gottenEven my very first careers had more shit going onI think I'm simply not built for doing well in CMs
>>719863445In this context, Japanese people rarely express what they actually think of your Japanese ability. If they think it sucks, they'll still say it's good. Oftentimes, it's better that they don't say anything and they just straight-up talk to you in Japanese.
>>719866674does this mean 3/4 gold recs is better than 2 gold recs and a straightaway spurt?
Do you need two stars spark to get long S?My long S sometime trigger by only getting from 2 stars long.
What would his career be like?
>>719866765Basically, kind of a big deal.
>>719855817If you flip the left panels you get modern leftism
>>7198667434 gold rec is overkill and almost impossible to get unless you already reaching the stats target and spam race for SP for the rest of your turns.2 gold is for gamble addict, 3 if you want to play safe.
>>719856776If you post the original I can give you something better than a fucking ChatGPT translation
>>719866835https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120121074
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>>719857626She looks cute
>>719866906how the fuck one gold rec pace enough?I demand explanation!
no more horsing around
>>719859281>Blue Protocol CBTOh fuckThat's actually coming back?I am over the fucking moon, I just hope it will have even close to the same charm. Had a lot of fun in that game.
>>719866906>B rank or below
Track and field outfits when?
it takes way too long to do careers only to get fucked by rng at the endI have no idea how you guys do it, I'm fucking sick of this shit by now
>>719866906>800 speed won>with only one gold
>>719866865I feel like I'm missing some context here, but I take it Grass is a horse? The original translation is slightly less confusing now
>He hasn't figured out Umamusume is 99% luck by now
>>719867102my desire to win against all odds keeps me going. im too stubborn to quit and i was a mmo junkie when i was younger so this grind is practically nothing to me
>>719867105whales kneel to luckGODS
>>719867102Number goes UP.Its literally genshin artifact grinding for me but in here I'm grinding uma stats.
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>>719867106Horses as we know them don't exist in this setting, only horse girls. The cast is comprised of reincarnations of famous racehorses, and the comic is about someone from our world telling the characters about their original counterparts.
>>719866805 Exactly. Going for 4 gold recs is just bait unless you're already pushing top-tier training RNG, stacking friendship procs like a madman, and ignoring skills entirely. 3 golds is the realistic cap if you're optimizing for safety and stats late game-2 is comfy if you're rolling dice and praying to RNGesus. Anything past that and you're already in cope territory or writing guides on Copetube.
What does the scouter say about her horsepower?
>>719866906it worked?nice ggs anons>>719867024>>719867105There is actually a dumb strat I found on Xitter where you build 2 Front Runners so they can run fast enough to distance any Evil Nature, who usually don't have the Stamina and Speed to keep up in Long distances.Since your Front aren't getting debuffed, they don't need as many Gold Recovery skills.Or at least, that's what I've understood.
>>719867317Its not really a bait since it was on Pace Agnes with only 900 stamina.Pace chaser need 3 gold minimum with 1100 stamina.
>>719867106>but I take it Grass Wonder is a horse... Anon.It's Uma Musume, they are *all* IRL horses in that game/comic, with each anime girl's design & personality being vaguely based on their barnyard counterpart.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass_Wonderhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Condor_Pasa_(horse)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiki_Shuttlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiun_Sky
We should gang rape special week when she wakes up
>>719867307one team slot open still
>>719867480damn i only see normal week
>>719867102Yeah I've been clocking out and missed a couple of days already, it's a shame because the characters and stories are fun
>>719867505Let's go
horse steak
>>719860625Simple. She's the Stephen to Yayoi's Calvin Candie.>everyone thinks she’s just the polite secretary with the clipboard>“oh wow Director Akikawa is so inspiring uwu”>meanwhile Akikawa’s brain is powered by two hamsters and a bottle of sake>Tazuna does literally everything at Tracen>who gets which trainer? Tazuna>who schedules the races? Tazuna>"invest points into guts Trainer-san tee-hee">horse girls keep getting “unlucky breaks” and “career-ending injuries”>golshi gets thrown into a mental asylum, haru urara necks herself, oguri cap gets diabetes>sponsors think it’s just the harsh reality of the sport>reality = Tazuna’s spreadsheet of sabotage>secretly a horse girl herself>washed out years ago, declared “unfit for competition”>never stopped training, plotting>one day she’ll walk onto the turf again>and when she wins, people will think it’s a miracle>“the secretary was a horse girl all along!”>but it was just Tazuna clearing the board for herself
>>719867102>>719867551You do not have to force yourself to do this everyday. Just go at your own pace.
>>719867102I don't expect anything from anyone or anything in the first place.I can't be disappointed by people or by bad rng when I didn't even expect anything good in the first place. If it happens, cool, if it doesn't, whatever.
aaaaand neither recovery activatesggs
why won't they let me breed director akikawa
>>719867728you aren't allowed to breed the umas
>>719867720If you are the Goldship, you had like 300 wit.
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>>719867672but I'll fall behind and get btfo in Gemini
>>719867857Everyone was the goldshipI had 380 wit which is like 93% chance to get one off
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>>719867881DamnGot absolutely cooked
>>719867881Oh hey, I actually won one of our scrims for once.
ggs, thanks for the tests
So how long we gotta live through this accelerated schedule? Think I saw something about 2027 which...does not look good and seems like its gonna filter A LOT of people
>>719867960its more like dual 60% lmao.
>>719858021>fukukitaruvery
>>719858021>Been doing Air Groove runs for the eventHmmm on one hand, she is very capable and good at cleaning, on another I would probably be intimidated by her
>>719869086
>>719867102I really like watching stamlets run, they're one of the cutest parts of this game alongside Diachan ZAMN
>>719868341UMA MUSUME IS AN ACCELERATION GAME!
>>719869315>UMAMUSUME IS A SPEED GAME>UMAMUSUME IS A STAMINA GAME(for medium and up)>UMAMUSUME IS A WIT GAME>UMAMUSUME IS A STRENGTH GAMEOkay fuckers, when is it Guts' time to shine, eh?
>>719869201I know, I know, I did get her hot springs event, I would still be scared tho, even if I know she cares
>>719860669>Eheh~ don't you see, trainer-san? I orchestrated it all. Every mood down before your G1s. That night owl before summer camp. I even ensured that your trainee would overeat and get slow metabolism. Your support umas crowding around guts training? Just an innocent little suggestion of mine. While you were fussing over skill hints and rainbows, I was playing the real meta. I don't manipulate stats, I manipulate hope. Now, now, don't look so upset trainer-san. Have 30 carats, courtesy of the academy. Shall we go and scout? Only 200 left until your next spark!
>>719869372Never. This is a Wit game, after all. If you had more Wit, you would know that, retard-sama.
>>719867309>>719867390I know they're horse girls, I just don't know their namesMan, it's been a while since I've translated anything and I'm still not used to Gimp. I also need to find a better font for this
>Do a good Gold Ship run>Still didn't break 900 StaminaGroup B, here I come
ICECOFFEE
>>719855817Konichiwa, dude!
>>719869372you forgot>UMAMUSUME IS GOLDSHI GAME
>>719855817Literally the opposite of how it works. "White pride" is the only racial pride that is synonymous with racism. If you're white you're supposed to be ashamed and quiet about it.
I just realized that I didn't unlock potenial 5 on Golshi so all my runs are worthless
>>719869694don't worry, I unlocked it before Taurus and all my runs are still worthless
>>719856605"Native" americans are just asians that crossed over during the ice age.
Does Bakushin sneed maestro or do i unironically slam 6 speed cards for training
>already won Taurus >no obligation to tryhard anymorefeels goodman
>>719870357You only need enough speed cards to get 1200 speed and nothing past that. So going 6 speed cards seems like a waste unless your speed cards are 0LB or something
Why can't Cygames just bring years of QoL and fixes to global from the get-go? Why do we have to suffer through the authentic JP experience, old bugs and all? Even KR got 0.75% rates on the Kita banner and 5 daily borrows...
>>719870357Maestro is free 100 stam essentially, there’s no reason to not use it.
>>719867102a career takes about 20 minutes, dunno your problem
>>719870357You probably want something like 4speed 2stam for her; she doesn't need much stam but power is important, and power rainbows should give you enough stam.
>>719870454uma musume is a "suffering builds character' game
we need to start bonking umas. they can't be that strong.
>>719870454Would probably be too overwhelming or something like thatLeast they could do is increase carrat rate to keep up with the schedule since we're apparently forced to roll at half strenght
>>719870550I could take Nishino Flower or Haru Urara in a fight.
>>719870682Why would you do that though?
>>719870482and how long does it take for a 9* parent? apparently more than 200 hours according to my steam playtime
>>7198703573 spd 3 wit, power and stamina from legacy umayou dont need maestro since she's only running sprint
>>719867106>Deed youh knou that in umah musumey
>>719870974Wonder where SHuttle fits into thisShe's also from Kentucky
>>719870740Why not?
>>719871101Shuttle feels good, man.
>>719871157Put yo pants back on
>>719859172Is there an actual Global schedule of the OP banners and various events Carats between them?I know "Summer Mazu" and "Christmas Oguri" are apparently must-have, but I have no fucking clue how tight it would from my F2P ass to roll on both, both and more, or if even picking a single one will be tight.
Say hi to your typical opponent in Chammi.
kys
>>719870454theyre taking revenge for the lost decades
>new local track actually hosted a 1v1 race as a trialwtf bros a race where you can't get blocked...
>>719870454You must suffer like I have
I asked in /uma/ and got some shitty answers but which Taishin should I use for CM2? I'm leaning towards left but right should be more competitive with lucky wit rolls.
>>719871804Taishin suck. No really, you got fooled by all those gaijin content creator that said she is top tier for Gemini.Look up Sleeping Lion, you are better off with Cooldown
>>719859643Perfect spot in the group to get blocked, that's pretty much all.
>>719870454Probably because it would take too many resources to rebalance old patches, it is what it is, I rather have that than what happened with global PSO2 where they compressed in 1 year almost decade old content which fucked with the experience big time.
>>719871940I didn't get "fooled" at all, I'm using Taishin because I like her. Now answer the fucking question.
>>719871426my third rate oguri is going to luckshit her way to grand finals and there's nothing any sweatlords can do about it
Is Meisho Doto next month?
>>719871101Why are so many horses from that state? Even Japanese and European trained horses are bred there.
>>719859643>>719872049From what I've seen late surgers rely heavily on strategic skills to avoid getting boxed, on the plus side they don't really need busted stats to complete career.
>>719872116Punch them both in the simulator mate.My call would be the right Taishin; S distance and more skills.
>>719870454>>719870561Imo the current approach to the global server does not inspire confidence, and if Cygames wants an accelerated schedule, they owe the players a gesture of goodwill.The most obvious reason for an accelerated schedule is to release banners faster and shorter to pressure whales into spending more. You can argue it's to catch up to JP, but that's not realistic. Even at twice the speed, it would still take almost 4 years to catch up. That's a VERY long time for global to endure a rushed stream of events and banners.It would be fine if Cygames was willing to compensate players for the faster pace, simple things like enhancing daily rewards and rolling out QoL improvements early would go a long way. But instead, global seems to have been deliberately given a worse experience by leaving old JP pains in the game. We still have things like the old 0.5% rates on the Kitasan Black banner, titles for CM being restricted to the overall winner, and only 3 daily borrows for guest umas. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they fuck us out of the "spark anyone" banner.I get that we'll receive these updates when JP did to maintain "consistency", but the fact is that the accelerated schedule itself has already destroyed any "consistency" between the two servers. JP players had more time between events and banners to save carats, farm materials, and train their umas. We only have a 2 week break between CMs. How can we be reasonably expected to endure the downsides of an accelerated schedule but be denied any of the potential upsides, like early QoL updates?I just enjoy the game and want to see it thrive. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>719872176There was a lot of horses in Kentucky so it just became their main industry. It also has good soil that promotes healthy bone growth for horses.
>>719860527My shit horses with 3 Gold recovery suddenly feel a bit less hopeless.
>>719867671>haru urara necks herself>it was just Tazuna clearing the board>she’ll walk onto the turf againYou have to be at the bottom of the mob Umas in term of power if you felt like Haru would be threat on Turf...
>>719867960>playing a gambling simulator>getting surprised when the 7% doesn't happen 93% of the timeNoob.
>>719872176Just naturally became the place for race horse culture overtime despite the eastern US not having much horses compared to the Western US. Consequently has very good horse medicine as well.There's arguments that "A" reason for the decline of horse race interest in the US is that too many of the big horse races take place in the new England area and the JC does little to promote it elsewhere. There's plenty of other reasons for horse race interest decline but this is specific to regional interest. The Western US is very young compared to the East
>>719872597i love this image and i've been using it constantly this past month
but what about the kentucky friend chicken collab
>>719855671always has been Akiba's Trip
>>719870357If you want to win TT races, 4 speed / 2 power.If you want to win TT leaderboard, 3 speed / 3 wit.>or do i unironically slam 6 speed cards for trainingDo not go full bakushin, lest the bakushin consume you.Also speed currently cap at 1200 no matter how many cards you slap on your horse so...
Neighcha on my mind a lot lately...
>>719872910every time I see a webm or image of that collab I'm reminded of the webm of the horse eating the chick.
>>719867671who's the Django of Uma?
>>719867102>get fucked by rng at the endBorrow a Tazuna. Forgo borrowing Kita if you have to (especially for Gemini).Tazuna LB0 smooth out bad RNG like crazy, Tazuna MLB add an entire additional layer of potential high-roll.That's why most whales try to fit her in their deck, she make mass-farming so much fucking nicer it's a pain to go back not using her.
>>719872952>mfw yamete kureeeeeeeeee is gone if you update to get the raikkonen dlc
>>719855671Omega Quintet. Probably.
>>719871804Right needs both golds to activate to finish the raceChecking on umalator, if you hit the 2 gold and the 1 white recovs, you still run out of stam if there's one debuffer on the field (just 2 end closer debuffs + all seeing eyes)Check for yourself and see if the left meets the same fate. If it does, then just go right and hope for no debuffs as it's undoubtedly fasterStill, for the right - needing to pass the wit check for all recoveries and luck into a debuff-free lobby, eh...
>my wife?mr cock ball
>>719872273>rely heavily on strategic skills to avoid getting boxedTrue, except Global is using an old version of the game were those skills are absolute dogshit, instead of the "fixed" version were they got upgraded to be just slight dogshit.
September 2025... I am forgotten...
>>719873425Yeah I plugged it in and left is significantly more consistant even despite having lower speed. The hit to stam and wit just isn't worth it even for the extra skills and aptitude.
>>719873431>Hey trainer did you know that my dad was also a trainer and my mom was his trainee>Just a fun fact for you to know, for no reason
>>719873586Why is every TT whales using her?Just because better raw overall stats than all SR Wit or there is something specific?
>>719873586is there actually anyone who fell into this meme?
>>719870357My Bakushin has 1200 Speed and around 900 stamina yet she constantly jobs in pvp. I have no idea why.
do NOT breed your trainee
>>719873586>some folks were saying that she'll fall out of favor within the next year or two>already irrelevant after a few weeksImagine being the suckers who rerolled for this
>>719873962>I have no idea why.'cause sprinter barely need 400 stam, you wasted 500 stat points.More Pow or even more Wit (for better skill proc / less getting position fucked by smarter Bakushins) would be a big increase in actual perf.
>>719873293Is this true? Could I really get better results borrowing Tazuna and using lower LB Kita and Creek?
>>719874015Ain't it a great wit card?
I wish i could play horse game but i don't like idols and can't commit to a second gacha. I wish it was just horse racing.
>>719869512nice translation but keep the dess back anonthey are N5 amerimutt horses except grass is N1
>>719874054But she's pretty smart
>>719873271Kitasan Black because she has black in her nameHonestly I don't know, but I think Gold Ship should be the Dr. King Schultz of Uma
>>719874212please don't insult Dr. Schultz like that
>>719874315Apologies to the good doctor, though I do think Gold Ship would probably shoot somebody even if it meant endangering the very people she was supposed to save, yes
>>719874208>10% Wit training>Career is about her being played like a fiddle by her Trainer
Belno Light should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>719874106>better results>using lower LB Kita and CreekYou will sacrifice your high-roll potential in exchange for not getting turbo shit runs anymore.But it's like with speed run tricks, your true highest potential is the one you can actually fucking get in a reasonable amount of time.
I still genuinely have no idea how people are able to get multiple stat to around 1000, is it just leeching off whale legacy umas? Am I just fucked over i I don't have any oil prince that shilled out millions of carats on getting MLB cards to snowball their own umas for legacy slots? It feels rigged against people with no friends like me.
>>719874138what good is a wit card in a stamina game? it doesn't even have debuff skills
>>719874208>700>smartYou are facing Bakushin with 400 more Wit who will always win the placement battle, or Bakushin with 400 more Pow who will always win the raw early/final sprint.It's PvP, not Career, everyone will roughly have the same total stats so distribution matter a lot.
>>719874940>TT, one of the best "free" source of Carats>Wit builds everywhere at the top
>>719874847I have 2 days left and not a single Ace, at this point I'm taking anything that might give me an edge
>>719874916I have a combined 14* stamina sparks with 2 legacies at double circle affinity and even with that I can't reach 1000 stamina reliably
I am ready.
>>719873271King Halo, because her name is King
>>719875337>single gold recoveryWhite recovery are only 1/5th Anon. This is not enough even without debuffers.
>>719875730I am f2p.
>>719875957Most of this thread is.Borrow a Creek and/or get the McQueen card from the Club's shop.
the club stalking website got an update
>>719876039>most of the thread isI don't believe you. I am pretty sure you guys spent at least "some" money on this game, as I have observed during last CM.
My HishiAma is at 0LB so hoping for the straightway spurt spark to trigger is hell.
>>719876329Dunno, I have seen people with support decks identical to mine be called whales, and I just did a full pity on Creek's banner after scrapping every single carats the game offered for achievements.
>>719876039Bruh, he's using McQueen.
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