MARIO! We must be BETTER MEN!
How small must your penis be that the game about fatherhood bothers you that much
FUCK-A-YOU KRATOS
>>719876172Kratos was a father before, but the Burch writing in the newer games implies a condition of being a good person is not pushing back on anything where your loved ones are concerned.
>>719876102KRATOS, THAT IS NOT BEING A BETTER MAN
>>719876172Holy projection
COMIN' FOR YA, NIGGA
>>719876645he won the race, got the girls, and saved the daythat's definitely being a better man
>>719876172>instant kneejerk butthurt defensive over mario joke
>>719876172>fatherhoodLoki is the son of 2 giants. Cucktos isn't the father.
Didn't you start spamming blacked porn for hours because you lost an argument with someone in these threads you make every day?
>>719876172>immediately starts talking about small dicks woman argument
>>719876951I can imagine /pol/niggers doing that, they seem to posess a suspicious amount of blacked porn, or "weird" porn in general, especially given their "official" stance on such things.
>>719876612kratos was always out to wage war, he barely even saw his family back in spartawhy do you people who claim to like the old gow games forget that?
When I first watched this video I never got the jokes about Mario being racist and a Nintendo supremacist. When I finally caught onto the joke almost ten years later I laughed my fucking ass of >Mario hates all the non-Nintendo racers>What is he, some kind of raceist?
>>719876172You must be a better manAlso 21cm
the weed thread before that was funnier d e s u
>>719876102These are some of the best threads on /v/
>>719877062>kills his biological children >raises the son of 2 giants instead, which was born while he was already together with his wife (aka she cheated)Tell me this isn't deliberate cuck shit
>>719877150>21cmwanna talk on discord cutie?~
>>719876102Redpill meHow do you think Nintendo reacted to this? 1000% they were not happySurprised that they didn't try to DMCA it or remove it with the shitty excuse of "protect their brand and IP's"
>>719877036>it's not a meme, snoys really are leftist cuckold trannies
Abouh half of you spent real money on onlyfans.
>>719877062You can't say he didn't care about his family when the source of his unending rage is having been manipulated into killing them. Come on.
>>719877270His wife was a giant?
>>719877295Probably pity, it's the closest thing to fan content that the god of war franchise is ever going to get. You're so useless even your emulators are dogshit.
>>719877062He gets his health back in the vision by embracing them. His driving force is regret that translates to rage.If he didn’t care he wouldn’t be pissed off in the slightest.
>>719876172Be a better man, anon.
>>719877483Yes, Laufrey (or Faye as they call her in-game). Lokis father is Farbauti. Both are giants. They deliberately chose Loki as Kratos "son" because he's the one person in the pantheon that is adopted and has no divine blood. They wanted to make it 100% clear that Kratos is a cuck.
>>719877290I look like Wario
>>719877770Ok, I'll admit that Marvel comics aren't exactly a scholarly source, but I could swear Laufrey was Loki's dad's name.
I hate those 2 right wing grifters,I hope GW sues their ass for their stupid bootleg webshow
>>719877770If she and her kid are giants, why are they normal human height?
>>719876102Why does /v/ hate that flash animation?It's just classic newgrounds era edgy humor
>>719880380Edgy humour is funny as long as it's not about children's medium(nintendo games)Also most of us grew out of this and we became better men
>>719876102Greek Kratos is the only real Kratos. Toss that Viking Kratos into Hades.
>>719878697>t. seething furry
>>719877770not saying I wouldn't put that past the devs but Atreus being a god kinda wrecks that funny theory
>>719878697>a stupid bootleg webshow encapsulates perfectly the essence of spess mehreens better than whatever slop GW churns outlmao
>>719877770>why are you making cuck fanfic about a sony game? what is this mental illness
>>719876102The first time this thread is funny
>>719877295whomst
>>719876172Thanks to Ragnarok I've learned to be more empathetic towards others and especially women. I've learned also that expecting empathy from women in return is 'emotional labor' and 'mankeeping'. I'm a better man for it.
>>719876102>MARIO! WE MUST WELCOME BLACK AND BROWN GENES INTO OUR BLOODLINE. TO BE BETTER MEN!!
>>719882587TIME FOR WIFE NUMBER THREE
>BOY You are an adult now>you must fuck that ugly baboon and have multiple low iq mutt babies then raise them as she whores herself out to random strangers>that's what it means to "be better man(tm)"
>The cycle of toxic masculinity ends here.
>"Boy, your mother was clearly hiding parts of her life from us, which she has now used to lay a path for us going forward, as she was able to divine the future. Because we loved each other for many years, and because she has also obviously left us answers to these questions along our path, I trust she had a good reason for not telling us everything about these largely political matters, and that more answers will come in time."HOLY SHIT KRATOS IS A FUCKING KEK LMAO. LITERALLY LET HIS WIFE SLEEP WITH BLACK MEN WITH BIG JUICY COCKS AS I OFTEN IMAGINE MYSEL-WOMEN DESIRING LIKE THE DIRTY WORTHLESS WHORES THEY ARE!!
>>719876102Can't wait for Space King 3
>>719876102... say that again
>pray to be BETTER men
He's not the stepdad he's the dad who STEPPED UP.
>>719883805I'll be honest. I completley thought this was a fake movie with ai generated clips being spammed on /tv/ just for the meme. It was months before I realized it was an actual movie
>>719883912
>>719883351>Boy, the trust between your mother and I was a one way street. I told her all about murdering my dad and the other greek faggots. In turn, she smiled mysteriously and patted me on the head. Apparently she "fought" Thor at one point, you know the guy who killed me by accident and had to revive me? Yeah, so she survived fighting that dude, and I doubt he was trying to keep her alive. Unless it wasn't really a fight. Well, it's her business in any event.
>>719877295This woman has absolutely no personality.
>>719876172Many young men these days are conditioned into hating women by online echo chambers, a sad state of affairs
>>719883860kek
>>719876951the falseflag is crazy
>>719876102I love how these silly threads generate random meltdowns>>719876172Case in point
>>719877770Atreus is Kratos's biological son, that's why he has Spartan Rage
>>719876102How many head jumps could Kratos tank? Not cut scene Kratos but in game Kratos
>>719876102>they changed the thumbnail againR.I.P hijab Peach.
>>719876102Who the fuck is Mario?
>>719876645DEAR GOD SOMEONE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERSHIJAB THESE WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>719877295Would
>>719885218A pedo symbol for tendies.
>>719885218the guy who has outsold every god of war game ever
>>719885374>Immediately mindbroken
>>719876645This made millenniboomers shit and piss themselves
>>719876172>vee browns immediately triggered top kek
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>719885374I don't know if pedo is a compliment or insult on /v/ anymore.
>>719877036Are we forgetting the time they caught Alex Jones looking at tranny porn because they recognized the specific video themselves?
>>719885374Kek
>>719876809Either kys or kys me, nigger
>>719885583Pedo is good if you like Nintendo, it's bad if you're a normal person.
>Kratos kill ZeusNOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Kratos kill OdinYess muh queen
>>719885131you think any of these retards have played the games to know that? come on. they would rather disingenuously shitpost the message for (yous)
>>719885756/v/ is a nintendo board then, it seems.
you may not like it, but THIS is what a better man looks like
>>719885804>you must eat shit before you can talk about its taste
>>719884265I'm glad no one's thought to brainwash young women into being resentful of men on the other side of the aisle or I'd fret for the future of society
lol
>>719877295For those unaware, this guy likes to spam webms of this chick all the fucking time in console war threads for some reason. Autism is an amazing thing.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/GFLflAgtRRRyqVtflhS1-A/
>>719885774He didn't even kill him. He went into a crying spree and then his son did the faggot song to put his soul in a rock. Then the faggot dwarf manned up and broke the rock, killing Odin's soul.
>>719876645>the black eyelmao
>>719885832It might be, the quantity of pokemon, Mario and Zelda cp would definitely give credence to that claim.
>>719885859to be fair, yeshow many people actually know exactly how shit tastes like?
>40 nintendo hate threadssnoyggers: happy>1 sony shitposting threadsnoyggers: absolutely assblasted.
>>719885929Simp-posting (3DPD posters) are the biggest failed-normal fags on the site, actual pigs obsessed with roasties to a point where waifu fags from /a/ seem quiet and quirky. But the melted slobs that collect Instagram reels are the rapedest raped, rapedtards in the world.>>719885982Pragmata is Capcum (and is multiplat to consoles). And those threads are /b/-tier garbage.
>>719876102kek
>>719883860I thought about this exact thing yesterday giggling to myself when I went to bed. Feels warm and fuzzy someone else had the same funny idea.
There’s like 100 years between greek and Norse. Read the prequel comic it’s literally kratos wandering the earth for years and he keeps throwing the blades of chaos away and then waking up the next day with them returned by his side because he’s still cursed by ares. He’s completely broken, stops sleeping because he doesn’t want the blades to come back. It’s only after he saves a random village from a monster attack that he chooses to live his life as a better man. Eventually he makes it to Norse world and trains himself to control his rage and fist fights against grizzly bears before he meets his Norse wife. He’s something like 130 years old by the point the Nu-GoW story starts.
>leave the multibillion dollar company alonelmao
>>719885956That scene almost redeemed him for me, but then he never took the stick out of his ass and I had to have my armor upgraded by the fat dwarf bitch
>>719886120This is just tendie headcanon trying to spin everything as woke. Not even snoys are this disingenuous.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
>>719886173>Pragmata is Capcum (and is multiplat to consoles). And those threads are /b/-tier garbage.No one said that Nintendo has the exclusivity on pedos, with that said, the evidence speaks for itself.
GOOOOOODS, WHERE'S ME FOOKIN WIFE
>>719884228Captain Obvious risking his life to deliver the radical esoteric truth before the agents of the system capture him and ensure everyone stays asleep.
>>719886512I think you're just undervaluing how nonce-heavy 4chan is.
>>719886120Why is Antonio or whoever the fuck you are seething?
>>719876645I remember when Kratos was cool
It’s like Sony fans making a thread about Zelda lore and pushing link as a twink who dresses up as a girl…oh wait
>>719886641Only complete faggots defend both cucktos and troon link.
>>719886532Thor is dead, Sif is free to find another BVLL.
You're just jelly of the better man.
>>719877295Why are her pupils so constricted? Reminds me of that meme about pupils dilating when looking at something you like.
>>719886680It’s his biological son. Meanwhile…a game for real men
>Autists STILL seething about him
>>719886850I think both modern LoZ and GoW are gay.
>>719886641God of War is based on real mythology not cartoons for toddlers like Zelda.Imagine comparing Greek and Norse mythology with slop for 5yo kids.
kek the snoys are seething!
Maka gonna eat shit because of silver eyes btw
>>719886850Is this a PS2 game?
>>719886641> pushing link as a twink who dresses up as a girlYou mean... what actually, literally happens in the games themselves?
>>719887017Maka will be eating good when she watches Soul plough Ruby
>>719886932I’m just speaking their language. The tendie brain can’t comprehend adult media. That’s why they get all their news from a blue muppet.
>>719886923Is this Crank Yankers.
>>719887045Vita and steam deck verified.
>>719887065Did you miss the “…oh wait”
>>719887093>The tendie brain can’t comprehend adult media>The adult media in question
>>719887017>>719887091>Death battle out of nowhere
Asurasissies stay seething
>>719876172true but the hivemind will hate this post for calling out their near decade obsession
>>719887293what a fraud
>>719887293>minor spelling mistake
>>719887208
Fippy bippy
>>719876172The tendie behind this thread loves to larp and one of his favorite larps is that his nemesis is fatherless, he's obviously projecting and it really bothers him that Kratos is a good father.
>>719886847because it looks like its bright out, dingus
>>719876172simp
MARIO YOU MUST ACCEPT PEACHES KOOPALINGS AND RAISE THEM TO BE BETTER NAN, MAAAAAAAARIO
>>719887672>The good father in questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHtLBKrINg
>>719876102my wife’s son had a child, italian boy…
>>719887672Damn...
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYgive me movie games... and my preorder is yours
719876172>penisrent free
>>719876172Why do you rush to think about cocks?
>>719880380it’s a shit animation
>>719887208HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSDESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF SOILENTAND MY WIFE IS YOURS
ZEEEEUUSLET MARIO FUCK MY WIFEAND MY LIFE, IS YOURS…
ATREUUUUSWE NEED BVLLS TO PUMP FREYATHIS WILL SAVE THE NORDIC LAND!!
BOWSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERWE MUST SEARCH A BETTER CASTLE.
>>719885858>the PS5 has no games because he took them all with him in his basement
EGGMAAAANWE MUST BE BETTER SCIENTISTS
my wife’s child, he needs to better….
>>719876172>fat her hood
>>719890329based
>>719880719>stealing is ok if you think you can do it betterNo
>>719880590Loki is a """"god"""" too in mythology.
>>719880224Literally addressed in the game when they ask why Faye isn't tall despite being a giant.
>>719878659It is, in marvel. But marvel didn't invent norse mythology nor is it a legit source for it. Vikings didn't watch the avengers.
>>719891523And what is the reason why?>>719891883So which is it in the actual mythology?
>>719886231Because mushroom eating berserkers were so renowned for being zen masters. Any excuse to desecrate european folklore, I guess.
>>719892064Not all giants in GoW lore are giant. Only some. They don't elaborate further. In mythology Laufrey is the mother and Farbauti the father. Loki is a giant who was adopted by the gods.Read that again, "adopted by the gods", then ask yourself why they chose Loki with that backstory to be Kratos """son""".
GOOOOODS WHERE'S MY WIFE'S BVLLLLLLL
>>719892512If they're not gigantic how the fuck are they giants?It's like having an NBA player announce he's actually a 7 foot tall hobbit.
>>719892918"Giants" is a race, some of which are huge and some aren't. In the norse eddas the size of giants is kinda inconsistent too and it's not really explained.Loki in norse myth is confirmed to be a shapeshifter so it might be that all giants can change their size at will.
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>719882814>>719884192>>719885542>>719886532>>719887867>>719888438>>719888564>>719889019>>719892890>>719894583he canonically said all of this
>>719876172Dadlikes are for people that don't have a functioning relationship with their kids and/or parents.
Me running out of my room as I hear the BVLL coming up the stairs (it was his day today)
why are the gods human sized in the new games?all the gods could turn into their real size in the og games
>>719895430So that's the face of a better man
>>719895430KEKYPOW
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/%22where%20is%20my%20wife%27s%20son%22/order/asc/
>>719876102GOOOOOOOOOOO-*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG* *PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* LIKE THIS, LIKE THIS!!
>>719876172The view that fatherhood is about endless self sacrifice while reaping no rewards beyond the satisfaction of serving and having no expectations beyond the unmitigated pursuit of happiness from both your children and spouse is unfathomably toxic.
>>719896491lol. nugow is so fucking shit.
>>719896663MY STRENGTH... MY SUSTENANCE! I CAN FEEL MY ESTROGEN LEVELS RISING!
Can someone post the screenshot where Cucktos talks about toxic masculinity being passed down?
Goy of Sⲟy
>>719897093Say please next time. Be better.
>>719896663>>719897001be better
>>719897263kratos was greek nigga he dont kiss menhe fucks them anally
>>719885656You can just google it, retard.
>>719897263>So THIS is who keeps telling men to "be better" huh?
>>719877295mooooooooooooo~ds
>>719897457:OOOOOOOO
>>719897457God of oar
>>719897457MY WIFE'S TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>719897263Post the screenshot but without the headline and the tranny freak
>>719897457We get old.
>>719876172Why are you thinking about another mans penis?
Be better and support womyn and non-binary folx, promoting inclusion of BIPOC and Latinx minorities, and supporting 2SLGBTQIIA+ folx.
>>719876724>he won the race
>>71989757853 seconds of no action, dialog, sexy babes trying to fuck Kratos, nothing. Gaming is dead.
>>719876102dude, i just wanna play the GAME...
>>719897578>son is dying>visibly nervous taking the elevator up>gets to the door>gently kicks it instead of straight up breaking it and getting inBetter Men
ATREUS! BE A BETTER MAN, LIKE THIS! LIKE THIS!
>>719897925The game's playing itself Jon... THE GAME'S JUIST PLAYING ITSELF JON
>>719897925there's literally gameplay at 5:17 mins yet you skipped over it just to hide it
>>719898560>t-there's gameplay hidden somewhere in there!KEKAROOOO
>>719897925Try recording the games yourself, non-player.
>>719898647retard
>look there's a QTE! gameplay!No fucking way, is this how desperate modern sony fans are?
>>719876102>BE THE BETTER MAN>MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOONThanks to you retards I can't play the game without quoting the above
>>719898887they are desperate for fucking anything at this point.
>>719899076>mindbroken by vtardsyou will never be a better man
>>719899076Good, be better.
>>719880380I love it
>>719899076You were playing the game?
>>719899076>>719899180/v/ WON
>>719900209... the spamming until it becomes unfunny award
I like fucking my ass with a dildo desu.
>>719900489I’ve been told I’m a bigot for liking LotR and yet I can still love the movies. Same with being called a brainless retard for liking Bay films, or a faggot for kissing men. Maybe there’s some truth to GoW being cringe movieslop?
>>719899076>>719899443Fucking the shit out of Frieren's every hole while Fern sits in the corner and masturbates like a cuck!
>snoyfags when their wife's boyfriend gives them nu-gow for their birthday (they have to use their good boy points to buy the snoystation)
>>719896149I don't want to sound like an angry spaz but I genuinely don't think anyone ITT could what that guy did, and I think if he didn't have a basedboy haircut you'd be 'miring instead of mocking him
>>719903528But because they have the beards and glasses and snoy faces this looks like their playground as their wives get fucked by the BVLL
>>719903670Yeah it's amazing how much aura you can lose to a bad haircut and glasses
>>719903670all that training to protect her sonimpressive, respectful, he's a better man
>>719903252YABBA DABBA DOO
>>719903946He's the father who stepped up
>>7199026074kek's obsession with cuckoldry creeps me out
better men multiplayer
>>719904375it's a high iq feitsh fyi
>>719903252this but also tendies kek
>>719904505yea yea that's why shitskins and incels love it
>>719902607fern is only interested in stark, illiterate retards are never beating the allegations lol.
>>719904418I am absolutely disgustedWho let in that w*man?
>>719893205>In the norse eddas the size of giants is kinda inconsistent too and it's not really explained.It doesn't need to be explained, they're not actually called giants. They're called jotunn, and it's traditionally translated as giants because they opposed the primary Norse pantheon the same way the gigantes did in Greek myth.
>>719904418Fellas watch out there's an bitch in there
what the fuck even is this at this point? is there even a thought behind the shitpost or may it as well be a shitpost bot at this point?
>>719904907You need to be a BETTER MAN, bro, is that simple
>>719904375high IQ website
kratos is a better man
>>719877082Taiga...
>>719904716>>719904809That's the instructor
I can't be a better man if I don't have a job to even have a wife and have kids.
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
GOOOOODSGIVE ME MY NINTENDO SWITCH TWOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSWHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS AT THIS POINT? IS THERE EVEN A THOUGHT BEHIND THIS SHITPOST OR MAY IT AS WELL BE A SHITPOST BOT AT THIS POINT?
>>719905358WHERE IS MY WIFE'S BOT
>>719905212Yeah I thought that scene was a bit too much too
I don't even think these games were going to be God of War games in the first place.
IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>>719899076For me it's>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719886173Hope faggots who spam 3DPD bitches die out. But let's be real, it will never happen.
Tell me what problem you had with his storyline.
>>719905823>muh soul
>>719905823evil papa smurf looking ass
>>719905358as with everything, soon as it catches on it gets run to the groundlook forward to seeing GOOOOODS and bettermen posting in twitch, twitter and everywhere soon enough
WHY YES, YOU MAY STEAL MY SON FREYA-SAMA!!
>>719906041so in other words the reputation of the Goy of Boy games will forever be tainted by a meme making fun of them? /v/ wins again!
>god of onions threads are turning into /qa/ generalskinda KINO
>>719905407
nigga this thread is nuts
Where the FUARK is better man 6??
>>719906262NIGGA THAT'S NUTS!
>>719906403A better jpg
>this will sell our game
YOU NASTY MORTAL, BE A BETTER MAN!!!’
>>719897813>53 secondsWorse, it's sped up.
>>719897813MY DAD SAID BEING BETTER MAN IS GOOD, GOONCEL!
>>719906871If you speed up 53 seconds they wil still be 53 secs, retard
>>719906980They are 53 seconds of sped-up gameplay, in realtime speed they are even longer.
>>719906980anon...
GAAAAAAAWDS
>>719876172Women have exactly 3 insults.
>>719906980
>>719906056>>719906198>>719906403MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>719899076Atreus is his actual son though?
>>719876172I think the game is fine, but it shouldn't have involved Kratos.Kratos games before this have always been fun action-adventure games with fun combos to play with and puzzles to solve, on top of having a rich mythological spectacle.The new ones retain that spectacle, but the combat and puzzles are significantly worse.Play GoW 2 or 3 and then play nu-GoW and you'll see the issue.
>>719906229BASED BASED BASED
>>719907381prove it
Here's what /v/ thinks masculinity is
KRATOOOOOOOOOS!!I NEED YOUR HELP, I WANT TO BE A BETTER X-MEN!!
>>719902607Isn't Frieren basically Fern's mom?
>>719906229I just think the memes are funny, the nu games are fine.
>>719907510imagine all of the gay sex...
>>719907510there is gonna be so much gay sex going on there
>>719907569yuritards will understand that albeit
>>719907606and the smell
>>719907510>>719907606>>719907643Protein gains
>>719886923That sin't no cousin Doodoo Ass.
>>719876951>Accuse Your Enemy of What You Are Doingyou guys are so weird
>>719907510This sounds gay as fuck>Bunch of men sitting around not contributing to anythingThat's not what society is
Tendies slowly losing their sanity after banaza flopped will never not be funny
>>719876172I AM THE BETTER MAN HERE
>>719880224>I thought you'd be bigger...
>>719908067bananza outsold astro bot btw
Every fucking Kratos thread gets hundreds of replies, is this the biggest meme on /v/ these days?
>>719908268Since 2016
>>719907457Proof he isn't the father?
no negativity allowed in these threadswe are all here to become better men
>>719877770>>719892512Oh nonono hahaha it's real HAHAHAHA
>>719908268its just /qa/ refugees realized they can post their basedjak memes to their heart content if they thinly veiled their threads as gow threads
Oh-a-no Mario is a friendzoned! We musta be better men gay bowser!
>>719876172go back troon
>>719908252Astro bot broke you tendies so hard
>>719908602Mama mia.... My wifes-a bvll-a...
>>719908430>what your wife did before we met was her business
>>719908684you're being really defensive right now, calling me a tendie out of nowhere. Be better.
>>719885583It has a long history on 4chan, longer than many who use it as an insult or get mad about it have been alive.
>>719876102Yess kratos I will be the BETTER MAN and let bowser FUCK princess beach and I will raise his son
>>719908772Is that why you make these threads by the hour?
>>719908927you take these threads very personally, huh?
>>719880380I love flashgits. Now stop trying to fuck your brother and answer my pings
>>719908859Lmao
>>719909010You’re clearly coping about something. Perhaps the lack the testosterone in your body?
>>719908465I love Odin in this game. Is it a good depiction of Odin? I don't know. But like Disney's Hades he's such a smarmy fast-talking bastard I can't help but enjoy him as a character.
>>719908252any yet nobody cares about shartline
>>719908882
>>719908252Very low bar.
>>719909257Yet he never learned to be a better man... Shameful.
>>719908859kek source? want to read the comments
Better men bros, we must get vasectomies and open the borders
>>719909250Do you wanna talk about your feelings? You're clearly having an episode. It's okay, you're safe here this is a safe space. We are all trying to be better.
>>719909408One final female objectification before he goes.Truly, he was, a worse man.
>>719909593I’m already better
>>719909408You have to get lobotomized to enjoy this shit
>>719909830LOL
snoys can dish it out, but they can't take it lol
>>719910028Tendies can’t go one hour without thinking about snoys
>>719910120see what I mean? what crybabies.
snoyggers feefees are hurt.stop guys, we must be better men.
Snoybros... They're making fun of us... make them stop....
>>719910196>tendie calling some else a babyVery ironic
Mario might have a daughter.Mario might be a better man.
>>719907510Sounds like a gay monastery
>>719910331It’s amazing the mental gymnastics tendies go through to prove their favourite toddler mascot had sex
>>719909583You have to admit a lot of boomer and millenial relationships are completely dysfunctional, because it's mostly women with men they don't actually want.
>>719908859
>>719910457We as a board must prepare for Mario's daughter.
>>719910623Mario is a virgin
>pirate the first remake>its not that great and the BOYs bitchfits are annoying but its an okay way to spend time since I got it for free>pirate Ragnarok>feels like its dragging itself out for time already and its only been a few hours>get to the magical negro teenage girl with wolves scene>alt f4 and delete game>the mod to replace her hasn't actually been fully worked out so I have no reason to play it until that gets doneI HATE nyaggers
>>719910684Mario might go back with Pauline.
>>719876172You will never be a father or woman.Go troon yourself
>>719910684BOY, LOOK AWAY!!! This was before I was a better man. We don't... talk about those times...
>>719910953Stop projecting
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSWHERE'S MYYY WIIIFFFEEEEE'S SOOOOON?
Remember when tendies all collectively masturbated to tranny bowser? Good times
>>719911063>can I stay with past dad?
>>719911310What was Bowsette exactly? Was it just made up shit by a tendie that got popular?
>>719910579this is only humiliating if the woman refuses to mother one of your children
>>719911310I remember all sorts of artists try to claim they were the ones who came up with the concept too. When it was actually nintendo themselves who came up with it.
>>719911441It was bowser transformed into a woman and they all jerk off to it regularly lol
GOOOOOOOOOOOODDSSWHERE'S MY HAPPY MEAL TOY
>>719911548I know that but was that transformation canon to any game?
>>719911617No it wasn’t. it was fanfiction they conjured up because deep down they love tranny cock
>>719911698That overlaps with the nu-gow fanbase...
>>719911565Kek
>men.....
>>719908859There's no way... Why would you even record this?
We must be better plumbers.
>>719911836Kek god of war fans would never do something so autistic. Tendies are literal brony tier
>>719911934>we....
>>719876172You will never be a woman, clown ;)
>>719912058Why do you hate us Nintendo fans?
>>719912058No I meant they share the love for tranny cock
There is no God of War.There is only Dad WHO STEPPED UP.
the gods punished kratos by forcing him to watch
>>719912227Meanwhile Super Mario gets to go back with Mayor Pauline, and their daughter, Pauline III, should get her own game.
>>719911479The cope is unreal lmao
>>719902607Fern isn't allowed to masturbate since she's locked in a chastity belt, don't you know?
>>719885686well that's real nice...
>>719885321Didn't he literally put them in hijabs in the thumbnails after he got in trouble for the tits?
>>719876102A HUSBAND MUST CAST ASIDE THE CHAINS OF THE OLD WAYS AND OF POSSESSION. LOVE IS NOT BORN FROM CONTROL, BUT FROM TRUST. IF HER HEART SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP BEYOND YOU, LET IT. TO DENY HER IS TO DENY HER FREEDOM... WE MUST BE BETTER, LIKE THIS!
>>719912167You totally love tranny cock too I bet. It’s like how hardcore anti-racist people are often times more racist than the people they claim are. It’s the same for you. You hate trannies with such a burning passion because your compensating for your own deep love of tranny cock.
>>719912834Synthetic man, the most anti woke guy on YouTube also admitted to jerking off to chicks with dicks. It’s fucking over for chuds.
>>719909257>Is it a good depiction of Odin? I don't know.There are good elements to it that don't usually make it into usual depictions of Odin. A lot of media tends to make him a warrior king sort of guy but Odin is a magician archetype. Like Gandalf and thus every fantasy wizard you can think of are based on Odin. He's supposed to be a schemer. And the type of magic he uses in Norse myth is traditionally feminine so the catty, flamboyant demeanor is probably a good way to show that. He's also the god of the berserkers, madness also being associated with magicians, so he should be a bit of an unpredictable nutjob.
>>719912789These are the reasons why entertainment media is getting so bad. My generation decided to regress back to childhood.It really was the millennials all along.And yet 20-25 years ago, we weren't like this at all.Must've been the recession.
>>719912789Why do they always look like that? It's always skinnyfat men with bad facial hair.
>>719912058So this is the hill you're willing to die on to defend Sony's honor from Nintendo fanboys? At least that's what you seem determined to make this about. You must feel really insecure about Sony if making fun of nu-GoW forces this reaction. You can talk to me about it Sonybro, let's be better than those NintoddIers together...
>>719913353It’s a fact tendies masturbated to a tranny. I don’t need to die on a hill to prove that.
is this the "better man" tendies keep yapping about?
>>719910579>ruinsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>719894583>GOOOOOODS>OPEN MY SOILENT BOTTLE AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>719904125>webmI like the version where he falls into a black void
>>719895430Kekaroo!
>>719876102back when gow was actually good
>>719898148I dunno who Kurt Vonniggat is but his stock just tanked immensely through this image alone
>>719898887Yes. Lol. It's not just snoy. Our enemies in general are like this with everything that's slipping through their grasp.
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS, YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF!
>>719911617no the super crown powerup it was based on only worked on one character
>>719877150post it
>>719904418>european """""men"""""
>>719913668I can only speak to my own experience but I never fapped to Bowsette. I fapped to Wapeach around that time instead.
>>719876102Mario could use a male role model to look up to, maybe he wouldn't be just friends with Princess Peach.Seriously, who proposes marriage to their boss?
>>719904125Do they do this before or after the spa group crying session?
>>719908882>>719909302cucktos + cuckrio linked up
>He's so mad about this type of thread he's trying to force his shitty meme in
>>719913284That's what happens to video game 'geeks' who never engage in any kind of physical activity in their lives, but aren't exactly gluttonous eaters. Basically the final evolution of the normalfag tendie is that; a skinnyfat manchild with faux-'adulting' markers like a shitty beard, balding, maybe a tat, or two, an unfaithful wife, and likely a bastard child.
I've been here since 2009.
>>719916078Like how the average Sony fan is a morbidly obese ape from Detroit or a jeet?
>>719876102>they made kratos a cuck basedbean complete with the beard to ruin another male character so sad
>>719916294Uh, anon? Who do you mean by them ?
>>719886173>Simp-posting (3DPD posters) are the biggest failed-normal fags on the site, actual pigs obsessed with roasties to a point where waifu fags from /a/ seem quiet and quirky. But the melted slobs that collect Instagram reels are the rapedest raped, rapedtards in the world.
>>719876172I just wanted GoW3 style with Norse or Egyptian mythology.Pic rel is you
>>719911145You shouldn't talk projection when your post starts >How small must your penis be
>>7199161472007, there is no escape.
TRUST WOMEN
>>719916824This! So much this!
>>719883860Now this was kino
>>719916824We have to be thereWe have to be better
>>719916824YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
>>719907510Same vibe as vid related. Why do you NPCs and roasties have to be like this?
>>719918931>NPCs and roastiesOxymoron
>>719916824
>>719897925people will really buy the sequel then complain about the same things the first game has. even though they expect it.
>>719918931better women?
>>719919045There are male NPCs too, though arguably in less quantity than female NPCs.And you mean pleonasm, not oxymoron, you moron.
>>719919286Post tits
>>719912493How can one man be so based?
>>719919305Sure fag
>>719919551>I'm a male btwYou're not fooling anyone roastie
WE. MUST. BE. BETTERODIIIIINN!!
>>719876809>loss eyeskek
>>719877295Now take off all that makeup
>>719919621I am tempted to not even reply to you since you are such a retarded imbecile, but making fun of roastbeefs while also proving you that you are wrong is too much of a temptation
WE MUST REST AND BECOME BETTER BOY, FOR OUR BVLLS ARE CURRENTLY FILLING FREYA UP WITH NIGLET SEED!
>>719916289Yeah pretty much. Every jeet or nigger I encounter on HD2 cross play is on PS5.
>>719885078Enjoying someone else's anger isn't a personality or a way to live
>>719919951>but making fun of roastbeefsYou're doing the exact opposite, hole
>>719895430The ultimate onions boy is not rea
>>719907874/v/ does that everyday
>>719920207I hope someone is paying you pretend you are retarded. The alternative is too sad.
>>719920597I accept your concession.
>>719887293>*BraAAAAAPPPPHHHFHFFP*
