Bird uphttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2730810/EVERYBODYS_GOLF_HOT_SHOTS/
no motion controls, no play. too spoiled with wii having motion controls in golf games. hard to go back to just pressing buttons
>>719884281Tendies are truly psychotic
>>719884281nigga its 3 button presseswagglan only makes it harder
>>719884432NTA but motion golf games are comfy and fun to play with my parents
>>719884432but wagglan is more fun than pressing 3 buttons. almost all controllers have some sort of gyros and other shit. aaaah developers use those! god damn!maybe you can try to make it happen with steam input but it probably would not work as well as if it was build in to the game
I haven't played a golf game since PS2, should I get Easy Come Easy Golf or this new one?
>>719884182This seems a bit much.
>caddies don't run at mach speed and skid to a stop anymoresoulless
>>719884787pirate it
>>719884787"Anti Cheat" Why does Steam allow literal spyware masquerading as an anti cheat
>>719884182When I was in a dark time in my life I 100%ed all of the Hot Shots Golf games from PSP to PS2. I really don't want to touch this series ever again. Theres a fuckload of variables that will absolutely fuck you over once you get good enough at the game and reach the high ranks. Like a ball will just roll off into the water unless you underhit the ball absolutely perfectly. Also theres no reason not to use the best characters in the game because you absolutely need the extra power in the late courses.
>>719885126damn. do you have the tism diagnose?because that is some crazy shit to go trough even as a fan of the series
>>719884787>Party golf game with kernel level anti-cheatLOL I was interested but no thanks.
:D
>>719884182This is not Pangya, not buying
I probably have more hours in this than any other PSP game, and I have MHFU & Crisis Core.
>>719885535pacman :D
>>719884769I'd check out easy come easy golf this new hot shots in unpolished as fuck
I love these just out of putt range shots
>>719884787This is why I hate "esports." Fuck off with your "leaderboards." I'd rather have a non-invasive game than tryhard scorechasing (that someone is still going to hack anyways)
>>719886062pirate it. no anti cheat and no online
>adding backspin lowers shot accuracy>use food to permanently increase stats>if you don't hit perfect impact, expect the ball to veer off target slightly>hit harder if aiming uphill>hit softer if aiming downhillWho are you maining?
>>719886151whats the better mode to unlock shit?world tour or challenge?
>>719886114nta but I want to play online with friends without installing clownware
>>719886484you already have Steam installed THOUGH
>>719885854Can you still get pacman if you buy it now?
>>719886592
>>719886705
Does this game allow me to create my own golfer?
>>719886151>>use food to permanently increase statshopefully not in online play, right?
>>719884787Why do you care if you have nothing to hide? You're not a cheater are you?
>>719886329Challenge mode is the best mode for easy money, but it's probably best to just play both.
>>719886710Pacman is unlockable in game. Preorder bonus is just an instant unlock.
>>719884182>steamno one cares
>>719887352>gog tranny has awoken
I miss pangya
>>719884417>anything anything tendiesobsessed
why doesnt bamco just go all in on character endorsement and put every tekken and sony character as playable golfers?are they retarded?
>>719887374>gogalso shit like every other pc machine made for subhumans.
>>719887769oh so youre one of those console cucks who enjoy 30 fps with 20 fps dipsfucking tech illiterate console toddler
>>719886894no
>>719887241It doesn't stop cheaters though, and as closed source software, it must have something to hide.>>719887696They probably had to start from scratch, so I think if we see a sequel, they'll add more crossover IPs.
How the fuck do you get an overhead view of the fairway when aiming?
>>719887696>Series known for its interesting guest characters since the 2nd game>Only guest character is Pac-Man, who was a guest character previously.They should've totally threw in Heihachi, Klonoa, Astro or fuckin Abby for the meme.
>>719887696>tekken characters>sony charactersbecause no one would want to play with them
>>719888092t:shitendo babby
>>719887849shame
>>719886705>>719886880Nice.
>>719888092retard
>>719888092yeah, everyone carves to play as your homosexual link and mario characters faggot
>>719888191>>719888294>anything anything tendieskek
>>719884182Why should I play this when I can play pangya for free?Hell even on psp pangya was far superior as anime golf game.
>>719886705>>719886880Did the original have this black void censorship?
>>719888634>SEA nig is tech illiteratethis game is free too
>>719884787Thank the stars for file sharing!
>>719888820I don't pirate turds, sorry my europoor friendo. This autistic garbage might look enticing to you but we've been playing superior golf game for years.
>>719888090>Series known for its interesting guest characters since the 2nd gamewas it though? most of the guests were only available in the western version, also I play the series since the first game and never meet anyone that played it for Kratos, Kat, Gex or Sweet Tooth. >>719888757>black void censorshipanon, it's literally how golf wear is.
GO BALL!
>>719884182how many courses
>>719889012you sea nig zoomers dont even know how to pirate. you are afraid of the le virus boogeyman
I thought this was suppose to be 60fps on switch 2.Timing the button presses feels so ass when the marker visibly stutters when it moves.
>>719889012nigga pangya is autistic>stat autism beyond your wildest dreams>multiple special shots that do retarded shit>perfect backspin/topspin can sometimes just make the ball automatically go to the holelike come on nigga just say you like the lolis
>>719889516they did a really sloppy jop with the unity engine.it runs good on top tier pc hardware but anything lower than mid tier is terrible
>like come on nigga
>>719889516at least the official game account is already aware of its problems and are working to fix it. Sadly it won't mean that they're going to fix the missing dual audio from Switch release since Bamco west is pure shit. if I knew this would happen I'd just buy it on steam or at the japanese eshop.
>>719889947only autistic sea people play pangya
>>719889960isnt it deved by the clap handz guys?who is "mingol world"?
>>719884182looks like the pacman club/ball are overpowered, at least in the early game. only pac can use em though. so if you're playing online pick my nigga pac.
>>719884281>Wii Sports>only has 1 iron and 9 holes, but it's a packin and a part of a collection game>has minigames to break up the monotony>Resort>has MotionPlus to make the controls more refined than "swing kinda hard">adds a few more clubs and 12 more holes, giving you 1 proper golf course's worth of content + 3 bonus holes, but is also still a part of a compilation game>has a Frisbee gimmick mode for shits and giggles>Switch Sports>golf was specifically a highlight in promo material and slated as a DLC update, got constant delays to be perfected>controls are actually great>>>>>>STILL just reuses the 21 holes from Resort, zero new holes>and the side minigame content from WS is goneControls alone don't carry a game, I genuinely don't know what the longterm appeal is if there's no content to back it up. Unless there's a good Wii motion golf game I'm missing.
>>719890274oops i guess you need a certain level of "loyalty" with pac to even use that club.
>>719890086>clap hanzit's done by HYDE. Clap Hanz didn't work on the game this time.>who is mingol worldit's the game official account. it's the abbreviation for the game name there "Minna no Golf World"
Everybody's golf switch 2 experience
for me, it's Yuna-chan!
>>719889131Nigger I've been pirating for YEARS. I have played almost every AAA and I have spent only about 100 dollaru in total.>>719889783I like lolis but none of what you said have anything to do with Loli and it makes the game x100 more fun to play than this bogged out turd.
>>719889131Answer the question. Did the original have black void under her skirt or not?
>>719890304Super Swing Golf, which is just Pangya with motion controls.
>>719891045>main didn't make the cutGuess I'm sticking to Silvia for my MinGol2 rep.>>719891262Ah right, I didn't know Pangya on Wii had motion controls. I'll give that a try then.
the presentation is pretty god-awful but the mechanics seem solid
>>719890642Aren't HYDE mostly a support studio, like Tose? I won't be surprised if it turns out it started as a remake/remaster/port at least.
>>719891262>Super Swing GolfWhy not play Season 2? Or are you using the European name?
>>719891214yes, they're all using black void shorts that comes in different colors since that's how golf and tennis skirts are made.
>>719884182It runs like shit.
>>719891428They made two actually, the second called Super Swing Golf, Season 2.>>719891862That is what they called it in America too, for both games. Season 2 had more content, but if memory serves, they nerfed the stat penalties where more power didn't harm control and accuracy. Its nice in some ways but season 1 requiring more thought into its stats may be more appealing to some.
>>719892167post pc setupits made by HYDE retards who didnt optimize it at all for lower end gear
>>719891428I lucked hard this time since Yuna, Erika and Lani were my favorite girls in WI while Sophie was my main in OoB.
how do you unlock characters and caddies?
>>719891214they're called spats you retard and there was never any version where they weren't there
>Switch size in the JP version: 11.1 GB>Switch size in US/EU version: 9.8 GBfuck, Scamco really went full retard and removed the jap dub for whatever shit reason they found out for that. Fuck Scamco and fuck Nintendo for not having a refund system.
>>719892770and it runs 30fps so its literally unplayable with the laggy swing meter
>>719892210The first game kept the PangYa branding in Europe, then swapped to the US name, but didn't bother adding a subtitle to make it less confusing that it wasn't the first US game.
put in a refund. I'll wait til it's $20
someone join my fuckin lobby
>>719893226I wonder why they changed it with the second game, or why the US version changed it to Super Swing Golf in the first place?
>>719893615Tecmo didn't publish the sequel in Europe, so maybe that's why it swapped to the US name (and dropped the Season 2 since there wasn't a season 1). I guess Tecmo dropped the PangYa name in the US because they didn't want people to confuse it with the MMO?
>>719884281fpbp
This game is as fun as the old games when you're not too poor to afford $40 and when there isn't a redditor screaming in your ear about mismatched unit systems. The only thing I don't like is a lot of the voice acting is irritating as fuck, so I just turned off the voices until I unlock a character/caddy with better voice lines. But it's a good and fun game. I haven't tried online yet but going through all the challenges has been fun enough so far.
>checks age*gulp*
>>719893256same, bro.doubt I'll get mine though since Nintendo but still took the chance to say that the game is unplayable with how bad optimized it is and that the publisher lied to us for not offering the japanese audio on it like they promised. fuck bamco sony and nintendo!
>>719891214The only people that can afford to golf in your brown country are white tourists.
>>719895391kek
>>719894765>Likes: Winning>Dislikes: LosingHoly Based
>>719895262Have you considered playing games on something other than a babys tablet
There's no record of your scores on each hole of each course. You don't know where you scored an eagle, an albatrassos, a holy one, etc. You only have a generic record for each course, showing your score. This is pretty awful.>>719889262ten
>>719884182how is it bros?i may pour some eggnog and play tonight
goddammit, you guys convinced me. It's 33 bones on GMG and I will beat the game I am on in a few days and need something until FFT and Tokyo Extreme Racer full release.
>>719894371are you using JP dubs or no? just curious
>>719896269and have you ever considered stop being a retarded faggot?
>EAC only to get retards to not use cheat engine to unlock their shitty paid "boosts"Nah
>>719896873>using boosts or cheat engine at alllmaolol
>>719885535Lol
>>719896962Don't care, not installing anything with kernal shit.
>>719897006cool
What do I play if I can't swing $40 for an anime girl golf game right now?
>>719896437They nailed the physics and basic mechanics, but the game is poorly polished.Some cameras are bad, some things are overly sensitive and you can't aim accurately, voices overlap, and some effects feel more like glitches (like the stutter when you land a perfect shot). The Switch 1 version seems the least recommended, with some saying it's unplayable due to the low frame rate, frame rate fluctuations, and input lag. But I've seen some people say the experience on Switch 2 is okay. The PS5 version can't maintain 60fps, and the PC version will require a relatively robust computer.
>>719897206>The PS5 version can't maintain 60fps
>>719884182>Reviews>MixedNO NO NO NO NO
>>719897396>check reviews>it's all 'game is good but performance'OH YES YES YES bought
>>719897206>some people say the experience on Switch 2 is okayHOW IS 30FPS OKAY
>>719897206>They nailed the physicsNote: I'm still not sure about that, actually, because I've only played for an hour. But there's a review on Steam where the guy says the ball's trajectory in the air is a bit strange, and I agree. It doesn't look like the ball is making a parabola in the air, it kind of seems to descend steadily in a straight line. But that could just be a illusion caused by the camera, or some weird simulation of the ball's spin, wind, etc.
Consensus so far?
Its inferior in every way to a fucking Vita game from 2011. Truly awful. The PS4 game by Clap Hanz was also pretty bad.
>>719897926>>719897897>>719897206read
>>719897969wasnth the ps4 game literally the same game? world invitational
>>719897975I'm blind
>>719884281basedyou should play the VR version on quest 3
>>719898362I own a psvr1
>>719898362Is this the webm made by the same vr guy you see on most webm threads?
>>719899129I plead the fifth
>>719899575Release the files
hurry the fuck up
>>719898362This is actually a legit reason to want VR. Looks fun.
>>719900765youre too late spiderman
>>719887348"Instant unlock" after doing all the golf tutorials, mind.Though it's probably a good idea to do them to get familiar with the controls.
>>719884182>$40no>hurf durf what are you poorye
>>719884787Lmfao what on earth
>>719888634I still haven’t played that game but have listened to its soundtrack a few times. Pretty good tunes.
>>719901647did you pick the wrong ost?cos this games tracks are garbage
>>719885535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNq268To84
>>719884182How good is it?
>>7199018288/10
>>719901828one of the golf games ever made
is it better than this or no
>>719896565I tried both and found them both pretty annoying. But I've only unlocked one golfer and one caddy so far. JP was better but still irritating.
>>719895262There is JP audio, though.
so what's the meta
>>719897836in this kind of game 30fps would be okay if not of the swing meter.timing the perfect hit feels more like luck rather than skill because the marker seems to stutter forwards more than glide.but even if this was not the case it's kinda wild that we still get sub 60fps games in the Lords year of 2025.
>>719903818I muted the voice alltogether too. its just badly designed, most likely by western devs
>>719884182>tfw no goth golf gfwhy even live
>>719904090looks like the emo chich from grove sreet
>>719904017GO BALL!
>>719884182is this pangya?
>>719904090ECEG had some great designs. Feels more like a natural progression of the classic Hot Shots artstyle.
>>719899129I was on my knees trying to get an upskirt in this game.
>>719904710why is it shitendo exclusive?
>>719904902Beats me but I'd assume it's Clap Hanz saying fuck you to Sony after they cut ties.If you don't have a Switch you can always emulate it.
>>719904976is that official art?holy sex
>>719890642>Clap Hanz didn't work on the game this time. Dropped.
>>719905041The old Clap Hanz website had concept art for the entire ECEG cast, and iirc Hot Shots Golf 6 had unlockable concept art for that game's lineup too.
>>719892770>Nintendo for not having a refund system.That's legal?
>>719904710>>719904976>>719905175just watched a jewtube review>the game is based on a iphone portlmao, you was talking about a fucking phone game all this time? stop wasting my timemods, do your job
>>719903957It seems I'm wrong and there isn't JP audio on Switch. I'm playing on Steam which has JP audio. Weird that they would include it on one platform and not another. On a different note, I've only unlocked Jasmine so far. When do I start unlocking the racial caricatures?
>>719901857>8/10What makes it an 8/10
>>719905380Laws serve the corporation, not the consumer
>>719905442Golf games were in a real sad state for a while with Super Rush and Everybody's 2017 being disappointing one way or another, so a budget attempt at being more like the classics was honestly the best we got for a while.>>719905570>When do I start unlocking the racial caricatures?Those were Western HSG 2-4 exclusive, so they're never coming back. Shame because T-Bone's great.
>>719904710they don't make waifus like this anymore...
>>719904710I just booted up easy come easy golf for the first time in awhile and there were so many updates, they changed the whole UI. Is that girl new? I don't think I have her yet. Also it looks like it's 1080p in handheld on switch 2.
>>719893256Yeah fuck it, I'm doin the sameway too little polish and jank for full price
>>719906061Julia was a launch character, she's the "final boss" of the game since the credits roll once you beat her.
>>719906284>character is designed to be ugly, but have a sex version of her in the middle for no reason
>>719905442>lmao, you was talkingLMAO ESLfucking kill yourself, brownoid
>>719887453Rent free
>>719894765>birthplace: Hawaii
>>719903987u r a faget