>Lol he’s fat and he rides a monocycle while drinking wine…WITH A STRAW!!! Forced quirkiness
>>719922706>he rides a monocycle
>>719922706>he rides a motorcycle
>>719922706>he rides a duocycle
Going by his logic that laughing makes you grow fat does that mean that crying makes you lose weight?
>>719922706>he rides a tricycle
>>719922706>he rides a stereocycle
>>719922706>he rides a dolbycycle
This is Kojimas magma opus, show some respect
>>719922706Haven't played the game in years, what was he using, a skateboard?
>>719922706Yum... Good year!
deadshit has always been the worst group by far
Did you know his name is fat man cause fat man was the nuke dropped on Nagasaki or something. Just kidding I made that up he’s named that cause he’s fat lol.
>>719924238Deadcels... Our response???
>>719922706Just like real life then
>>719924238Fatman is cool and they have a great name, but Vamp and Fortune are a downgrade from Mantis. I guess 4 brought my respect for Vamp up a bit.
How do people even get to that level of fat without having a disability that stops them from moving? Like I can understand someone in a wheelchair or something getting obese but how does a regular person get as fat as Fatman? Like after you got to about 20 or 30 pounds overweight would you not be like I better do some exercise and cut back on my food intake. Like it would take years to get that fat. It just doesn’t make sense to me. Like I am overweight myself and eat pretty poorly but im not obese. I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds. Like I couldnt even imagine getting all the way to 200 pounds. I would have to eat a crazy amount of food.
>>719924238Best track in the entire series tho
>>719924493I can't unhear solidus's scream when listening to it
>>719923730I cry all the time and I'm super skinny, I think so
>he's fatdon't tell me his name is fatman
>>719924817Fat Skateman
>>719924238Most kino theme in the series.
>>719922706>I have beautiful hands>actually has nail polish onGay or European?
>>719922706he needs roller skate because he's heavy and can't move fast and he needs a straw because of the collar.
>>719922706>he rides a menstrualcycle
>tfw you will never be fat
>>719924185Rollerskates
>>719922706He needs the straw, how is he supposed to drink out of that glass with that massive collar armor? You fucking newfag
>>719922706>he steals a bicycle
>>719924185>>719926494He wears rollerblades you fucking idiot
>>719924238Way better than the BnB unit, I'd put them above the Cobra's as well who are hard carried by the End and The Joy. They have the coolest naming convention though.
>>719926236It is really hard to get properly fat
>>719923730Fortune is pretty sad and mopey and she's in good shape.
>>719927791>you will never wear roller skates
>>719924238The Beauty and the Beast Unit and the Skulls were lamer, especially the Skulls.The Cobra Unit and FOXHOUND are indeed way cooler than Dead Cell doe.
>>719924185A monocycle
>>719924449>Like I am overweight myself and eat pretty poorly but im not obese. I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds.You're not overweight.
>>719928318I feel like there's a very real chance this almost happened for real.
>>719924449>I'm 5'10 and 165 poundsthat's victim weight, you're going to get raped
