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Anonymous

09/05/25(Fri)22:00:33 No.719926461

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Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:00:33 No.719926461 Archived

>STACY STRUTS INTO A ROOM WITH A LOLLIPOP ON HER MOUTH
OH, WELL YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY~
>GYRATES BODY AND BENDS OVER AND CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON ASS
DID YOU GET MY GOOD SIDE?
>A BUNCH OF ANGELS BURST THROUGH THE CEILING AND START SAYING A BUNCH OF SHIT IN A WEIRD LANGUAGE
TIME FOR MOMMY TO GIVE ALL OF YOU A SPANKING!
>JAZZY MUSIC WITH FEMALE VOICES GOING "AHH~~" AND "OOH~" PLAYS
LET'S DANCE, BOYS!
>MASHES PKP
GET OUT!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
>SPAMS DODGE BETWEEN COMBOS
NICE TRY~
DON'T TOUCH ME!
SO CLOSE!
>GRABS THE ANGELS AND SPANK THEM TO DEATH OR THROWS THEM INTO TORTURE MACHINES
DIE!
BOOM!
JUNEN HAYAN DAYO!
>BENDS OVER AND CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON HER CUNT WHILE PORNO VERSION OF FRANK SINATRA SONGS DESTROYS THE SPEAKERS
AS LONG AS THERE'S MUSIC I'LL KEEP DANCING, LOVES!!
>PROCEEDS TO DANCE LIKE A DRUNK HAG TO SUMMON HAIR BEASTS
ADRAMAN AMMA ORS AAAAAAAVAVAGO
>DOES A SHITTY SUDDEN QTE THAT INSTA KILLS YOU IF FAILED AND A TERRIBLE MINIGAME NOBODY LIKES
DREADFUL
>JINGLE PLAYS AND GET SUPER DUPER EXTRA XXL PLATINUM DELUXE RANK
*AAAAAAH~*
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:02:17 No.719926548

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:02:17 No.719926548

Imagine writing all that out lol you must really need sex

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:05:42 No.719926743

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:05:42 No.719926743

Why won't Bayonetta give me her coochie?

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:09:30 No.719926950

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:09:30 No.719926950

>>719926548
OP should have sex with me yes

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:42:31 No.719928892

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:42:31 No.719928892

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>>719926461
>JUNEN HAYAN DAYO
>verse isn't over yet
YOU'RE A PHONY
A BIG FAT PHONY

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:45:11 No.719929042

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:45:11 No.719929042

Should've put in ~~DISAPPEAR!~~

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:52:07 No.719929407

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:52:07 No.719929407

>>719929042
~~test~~

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:52:41 No.719929445

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:52:41 No.719929445

>>719926548
i had sex with Bayonetta

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:53:42 No.719929487

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:53:42 No.719929487

>>719929407
~~test2 it just werks!~~
no spoilers, just test, trash thread

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:54:26 No.719929532

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:54:26 No.719929532

bayo 1 is so kino
my little brother keeps stealing the switch so i can't play 2 or astral chain

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:54:55 No.719929562

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:54:55 No.719929562

>>719926461
Its a celebration of femininity, chud

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:56:51 No.719929663

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:56:51 No.719929663

>>719926461
take my wallet!

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)22:57:56 No.719929732

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)22:57:56 No.719929732

>>719926461
Bayonetta is nothing like that.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)23:00:36 No.719929874

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)23:00:36 No.719929874

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>>719926461
You can't have kino and sovl without risking some amount of cringe.
Instantly memorable.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)23:03:53 No.719930042

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)23:03:53 No.719930042

>>719929874
tactical belts

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)23:21:43 No.719930990

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)23:21:43 No.719930990

Is Bayo 3 playable on emulator yet? I remember when it came out there were glitches everywhere.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)23:59:50 No.719933068

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)23:59:50 No.719933068

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>>719929874
The bridge cutscene is one of the best in the series. It really shows off the best parts of Bayo and Luka's relationship in the first game.

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)00:00:38 No.719933120

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)00:00:38 No.719933120

>>719926548
What do you mean, me and OP have sex regularly.

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)00:02:18 No.719933202

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)00:02:18 No.719933202

>>719926461
This is why I hate her and want her removed from Smash.

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)00:04:38 No.719933324

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)00:04:38 No.719933324

>>719926461
Thankfully only the first game has instadeath QTEs