>/v/... We must become baller men...
>>719946579kratos will never be ballin
>MAKE MY 3-SHOT BETTER!!!
he ballin
The gods of the court have abandoned me...
>>719946579KINGtos’s slam dunk oneshots Asissyra and his entire game.
*Balder men
>Janny deleted my postUH OHMELTY
>>719946579No lie....We fly...
POINT GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>719946579James Harden would cook this fraud beard
>>719947201LMAO
>>719946579Reported :)
>>719946579>Being a better man is such hard work. I need a vacation.
ZEUS! I HAVE COME FOR THE RING OF CHICAGO
>>719946579REEEEEEFFFFFF
ZEUUUUUUSSSSSS!IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD?!I AM THROUGH DOING THE BALLIN' OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719947201Now there is no hoop...
>>719951279
>>719951279lol
>After 10 long minutes, half time would be his release from the court.
>>719951279lmao
how you guys feel bout balmer paying kawhi 50m extra under the table
Listen, Artreus. There comes a time when a man must ball... and now I must ball against the gods themselves. Jordan, LeBron, Byrde... these are the Gods of Hoops. They are powerful, and they are mighty. For these trials... ...I must become a baller.
>>719946579I laughed...
>>719946579>>719947201>>719951062>>719951279>>719951483A+ thread gentlemen.
>4chan is just the same few fucking people after it got demolished by some wanker in 2019>the only point of these threads is to kick them off
>mfw this is the only thread out of the 18 I hid that survived the Jannie's rageThe probably through it's pretty funny
ARESSSSSSSSSSSSSDRIBBLE PAST MY FOESAND MY LIFE OF YOURS
>>719953442>you hidWhat a pussy
>>719953989>I was just trying.. to make you a great 3 shooter
>>719949739dob gegs
>>719946579i wish this was a poorly animated ai video where the ball suddenly disappeared and kratos started soiying screaming GOOOODS
>>719951483
>>719951279fucking kek
>THE DUNK OF OLYMPUS MEANS THE DUNK OF US ALL!
>>719946579>>719949610This thread, again?
>>719954939>YOU WOULD POST THIS THREAD AGAIN?!
>>719953395What happened in 2019?
>GoW has become the newest sneed>There will never be any meaningful discussion about the series on /v/And that’s a good thing
>>719951279Lel
>This is the biggest and most popular sport in the US because it's exclusively played by black menAmericans are such cucks
>>719955325if that's the conclusion you drew about it then i think that's more a problem with yourselfyou may now pull your face about it
>>719955325>exclusively played by black men>there are current white guys in the sport and a white woman dominating the female half of it You're the cuckold here lil bro.
>>719951037kek
>>719955325blacks dominate every single sport. go ahead, name a sport where they don't.
WE FLY HIGHNO LIEYOU KNOW THIS
>>719955862Any white sport
>>719955164There's meaningful discussion all the time, but only when the real kratos is used to open a thread.
>>719955947doesn't exist
>>719955957No one gives a shit about QTE slop from 20 years ago you mentally ill chimp lmao. Soi of War is better
>>719956160Kek look at this seething ass nigga
>>719956160Most of the Olympics medals are usually won by white and asians except for the running events... yeah i wonder why
>>719955862the Olympics are white and Asian dominant tho
>>719949739Jej
>>719946579It amazes me how mind broken you guys are over such a simple phrase, godforbid you try to actually be a good person
>>719956331olympics are just an israeli demon realm to test new slave stock, it's not the flex you think it is
>>719956160SAAAR
Thank you Kratos, we shall strive for betterness!
>>719956472Nigger
>dumb silly thread being dumb and silly >Faggot decides to bring up black men and race for no reason And Americans are the ones who are obsessed?
>>719956160War
>>719956504he's indian he doesn't have anything else to do with his life
>>719955164>>There will never be any meaningful discussion about the series on /v/>And that’s a good thingWhy are you like this?
>>719956504>psychotic thread posted daily>it gets shitposted>think of AmericansFucking lol
>>719956602the threads when the last two games released were pretty awful desu
>>719955947any shooting competition
>>719955862Football.
How are sports relevant to crime statistics?:
>>719957056Blacks are like 99% of all shooters in muttland
>>719956380Define “good person”
COME ON AND SLAMhttps://youtu.be/z4s_Nltytjg
>>719949610MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
ATREUSWE MUST BE FASTER MEN
>>719955164>wanting to have a meaningful discussion about nugowWhat's there to discuss? Who's the best bull? Who's Atreos real father?
>>719956952And that's the excuse for this /b/-tier thread?
>>719958149You're right, we need more Nintendo threads
>>719956380This cartoon was, and still is, the only palatable Garfield product (be it a show, comic or anything) ever made.Not counting the memes, of course.
>>719957787even just watching a video of this felt painfully uncomfortable
>>719958563What does Nintendo have to do with this shit heap of a thread?
>>719946579Kratos would get dunked on by Berdlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=TjoMY_SThUQ
>>719958768>hes forgettingGarfield Kart
>>719956232Nope
>>719955325It’s not even close to the most popular sport
>>719946579Can Kratos do a Chaos Dunk?
>>719959392I'm not counting memes or meme answers.
>>719946579>The hands of death could not posterize me, the sisters of fate could not shake me. And you will not live to see the end of block city. I will have my W!"
>>719958012How about the best prepping techniques?
>>719960007Not since they replaced Spalding with Wilson.
>>719956160Ice Hockey. Just touching ice burns the black like a vampire touching a cross.>inb4cherrypickedtokenblackmanI can cherry pick whites out of basketball too.
>>719956232wow you are like so not cringe try hard retard
>>719952142let them waste their money the clippers will never be relevant
>>719946579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkHX8MJS-8
Kratos is built for mPreg
AREEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FIX MY BROKEN ACHILLES AND MY JERSEY IS YOURS
>>719946579Not so hard to better than basket ball Kratos I imagine
>>719963385but why is there a dog
>>719946579BETTERMEN*wubeth intensifies in volume*
>>719955862AFL
Men... we must get better help.
>>719955325What’s funny is half of the basketball players come from europe
>>719966324Well hes not getting a CAT scan, is he?
>>719955862Strongman, powerlifting, any masculine sport.
>>719963385ATREUS IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO BE BETTER MEN, WE MUST BE WOMEN
third worlders ruin yet another thread. what sad miserable cucks they are
>>719957787I legit dont understand why they design sections like these. This fucks up game pacing so hard and literally everyone would rather watch cutscene than just push analog stick forward and thats it. Some of these are used as hidden loading screens I mean okay fine but like what the actual fuck is this lmao. Replaying those games is so ass because of that on par with games that have unskippable cutscenes.
>>719946579What's with the rampant Kratos shitposting?
>>719946579barkley shut up and jam gaiden tier threadI approve
>>719955862Hockey, golf, anything that requires some form of parental commitment before entering the pro level.
>>719946579>release me... from this torment of having to fuck my wife
>>719966804>African football league>>719967074>lifting shit is a sport>>719968565>tiger woods
>>719969023>show me 1 example to prove me wrong>here's 2>n-no not those onesKEK, nigcels seething
>>719946579GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS
>>719966324Bing Create would show you a dog when it thought your prompt was NSFW. So the dog started to represent disappointment in the AI thread
>>719946579What's with all the Kratos/GODS/Better Men threads lately?
>>719967056im so mad that i smiled at this shit
>>719951315>AI schlockKill yourself. Just download the original picture.
>>719969663People are trying to be better posters.
>>719969663We're finally becoming better
>>719946579I NEED NO REBOUNDS FROM OLYMPUS
>>719955696>>there are current white guys in the sportThey’re in the minority and are all but nobodies compared to the blacks>>and a white woman dominating the female half of itNo one cares about women’s sports
>>719955696>>exclusively played by black menBasketball is slavic (whiter than all americans) bussiness
>>719946579GOOODS
>>719961696Spalding BBalls used a 90%+ slamicite alloy, the extreme sugar content was a serious risk of type 99 diabetes, the world-ending type. They would have triggered a second cyberpocalypse, so they needed to go.
>>719966324Kratos got that DAWG in him!
>>719955164Moe would never say that. Also GOW was always overrated
Remember Kratos...it was I who chose you. In your time as lowest pick.>I haven't forgotten, Ares. I remember how you chose me.That draft...I was trying to make you a great forward!>You succeeded.
blacks are sexually superior though, they have primal genes
>>719970265
>>719961849Basketball is known for bad ass white boys
>>719969741Not that anon, but now I'm saving it because of you.
>>719946579My Bible.
>>719955862swimming
>euro hours >massive raiding>amerimutt hours>raiding stops
>>719967056
>>719973757>>israeli hours>>massive raiding
>>719955862Chess
>>719974005Why do you losers blame your problems on jews?
>>719951483read that in the voice too, goddamn
>anons are finally becoming better men.>trolls get upset by these threads for some reason.
>>719956232No
>Kratos gets buffed in patch 17.3 to have 6% more base HP, 1sec less CD on his Q and R damage is buffed by 50 damage baseI AM A BETTER MAN
>>719946579>>719947201>>719951279>I wake up>a new God of Snoy thread>it's better than the lastNever stop, King.
Bettermenbros...
>>719970349>Mongol rape babies>whitejej
>>719951279Hahaha
>>719974391we became better men by becoming women
WE...
>>719974161Why do you mutts blame your problems on Europeans?
>>719970265Americans sure love their Jews and niggers huh
>See a basketball >Immediately start thinking about black menWhy are Eurogroids like this?
>>719966324Because he cheated on Spiderman with the dog, silly.
>>719970265Everyone sure knew how to get along back then.
>>719946579So does anyone have any GOW/Space Jam remixes?
>>719969663MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719978417
>>719976785wtf is going on here?
>>719978735they're professional pool fillers
>>719969663What's with all the silk sissy threads lately?
>>719969663Probably just one really bored anon.
>>719946579it's not even funny how trans coded nu-gow is
>>719955862Staying out of prison
>>719978735men better menning
>>719957056>>719957475why is shooting mostly a white men sport?
>>719982292Because noggers can't aim
>>719978735Better men becoming best men.
>>719957787>you're so slow that they have to wait for you
WE MUST BECOME MEXICAN
>>719973461Who are you helping by selling your soul?
>>719974090Not a sport
>>719946579>>719947201>>719951279breh
>>719982954you anti-ai zealots are so funny man
>>719983813>you anti-shiteater zealots are so funny
>>719983813No, serious question. What do you get out of downloading the slop version of an easily available image?
It’s so funny how mad this meme makes niggers, trannies and roasties.
>>719966324>ASURA OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE
Test
>>719984445yes, you zealots are so funny>>719984771to see you guys have melties over literal reaction images its just too funny, and its almost effortlessly done
ARES SILENCE THE CHUDS AND CLAIM MY WIFE
>>719985148Melty is an optimistic way of putting it... so at least you have one thing going for you.
>>719946579You will never be the MVP of Olympus. The chucking ends here.
>>719985246oh I have plenty, don't worry about it, that's why I come to these GOOODS threads, to have a laugh, and you anti-ai zealots make for a good side-laugh so to speak, so you coming here to seethe instead of having a laugh says more about you than me
something about the "what the fuck is the point of these threads?" > "We are becoming better men..." exchange just tickles me like nothing else does
>>719985457anon... you're shitting yourself...
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>719985708It means you're becoming a better man
>>719985854not yet what the heck
>>719946579We must become hit men.
>>719987413OKAY THIS IS EPIC
>tfw you thought you saw a button prompt appear during your trauma dump walking segment
/v/, is this true?
Everyone ITT is hereby declared a better man.
>>719989895gee thanks anon :)
>>719961849half of the nba is eastern european now
>>719989818Yes Kratos solos fiction
>>719989818>>719990731The only thing Nu-Kratos solos is a bottle of soilent
NINEMILLIONRINGSLOWBALLED
>>719990883Nah he no diffs Asura
>>719990883he needs asura to open the bottle
>>719990883>WHAT NOW KRATOS YOUR WEAK ONIONBOY ARMS WONT BE ABLE TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF ONIONS>ARES WATCH *kratos wraps the chains of his chaos blades around the onions cap*>N-NO KRATOS YOU CANT DO THIS>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *kratos starts pulling the chains back to unscrew the onions bottle*
>>719946579>AHHH ATREUS NOW YOU MUST FUCK MY WIFE>THIS WAY I WILL BE A BETTER MAN
Gentlemen... This thread is over.
>>719993725Thank you betterman.
>>719976785feminized men
Kratos would use helios's head for a ball game
>equips the optimal loadout going off calculated winrates across high eloWE MUST BECOME META MEN
>>719955862bowling
ATREUSTAKE THIS SACK OF SEALED MESSAGES AND DELIVER THEM ACROSS ASGARD TO ALL THOSE WHO MUST READ THEMWE MUST BECOME LETTER MEN
>>719949979When are we getting Unplugged Alpha 3rd edition
>>719955862Hockey
>>719993725KINGTOS
>>719990883>solos Asura in the death battle>loses the popular vote from being labeled as a onions sipping cuckoldLolLmao
>>719955862They can make kids (mostly with white women) but they can't raise them like a white man.
WE MUST BECOME PEPSI MEN
>witnesses Atreus performing wicked stunts on a skateboardFREYATHE BOY IS SICK
>>719996686ARES IM MAD SHREDDING BUT ZEUS KEEPS CALLING ME BOGUS
>>719955862Anything not involving running away.
>>719955862name one sport negros are even good at.watermelon eating?
I'VE LOST ON RED FOUR TIMES NOWWE MUST NOT BECOME BETTING MEN
>>719972090jej underrated
>>719946579Are you guys refugees from some dbz thread or something? Can't you go spamming threads somewhere else?
>>719997027You must become a better man.
>>719946579Baldur did not have the better jam....
>>719955947Vacuously.
>>719957787Don't forget the worst part>NG+ allows you to skip cutscenes!>oh god finally>by the way half the cutscenes don't count as cutscenes>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>We must be better dogs
>>719997027bad man, you need to become better. there are a few stages to achieving this.first there's the mediocre man, then the above average man, then the good man and then the better man. legends speak of one who can transcend being a better man and reach the stage of best man. but it's a long and arduous process. you need to have a best friend and he needs to be getting married. realistically speaking your best bet is being a better man. be better.
>>719946579Now this is shitposting
>>719997027>dbzdragon betterman z? yea we're from there
>>719998001kek
>>719997027>dragon ball KEK out of NO WHERE
>>719955325Only good basketball player was Larry Bird, and blackies can't even seethe about it because they know it's fact
>>719997858would
>>719996686god damn it lmao
>>719986783Preach, king
>>719999195Favourite character?
>>719997858>What that pitbull did to all those babies before I adopted it was its business.
>>719991361>Brothers of Blood starts blasting full volume out of nowhere>Mashes those QTE buttons so hard the controller fucking explodes
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
So this is where all the energy that created YouTube poops went in the modern-day
>Kratos: Your mother is a nasty whore like all women.What did the writers meant by this?
>>720001015They shouldn't have let Raimi touch up the script
>>719996865>eating fruit is an insultOnly in America
>>720000000
>>720001758>We must be redder men
>>719968028same, this shit is great>>719947201
>>720000328Beerus, of course
>>719990216What a good father.
AAAAARES!MAKE ME A BETTER MAN, AND MY WIFE....IS YOURS!
>>719955325>because it's exclusively played by black men>Best player in the league right now is a Serb horse autist
>>719946579>>719947201>>719951279Sorry Kratos. You may be more baller than the conventional gods of lowborn men. But you will never be as baller as me, AIRistotle.>>719976785...STOID MOMENT>>719994483It's not even the fact that they're crying so much as it is more than likely over gay shit like crying over women (which who cares. Most women are glorified whores and they aren't as attracted to you as you are to them) and other retarded bullshit. If this was them getting blackout drunk and crying over the fact that they were forcibly taken from their comfy lives to possibly die the next day in a war that has nothing to do with them or protecting their family, friends and culture and everything to do with gay political intrigue, that would be more than understandable.It just makes the webm so much more pathetic.
>>719955862anything with swimming
>>719955325Niggercollide is the most popular sport in america by far
>>719955164v doesnt know fucking anything they talk about
>>719958563isnt this just a nintendo/steam thread
>>719966324Because he must be a better women and better women fuck dogs.
>JORDAAAAAN! YOUR TEAMMATE HAS RETURNED!
Thank you God Beerus for helping me archive a better role in my show.
>>719997027Bejita taught us to be better men before Kratos. He never asked about Bulma's business with Goku, Yamcha, The Red Ribbon army...
>>719972090I read that in their voices
>>719969663discord raid by the same anons who post baskin roberts threads on /tv/
>>719967381They don't give a shit about the pacing. It's supposed to make you feel like you watching a movie
>>719976258I didn't say whiteI said whiter than americans
GOOOOODDSSSWE MUST BEROLLER MEN
God I wish Soitos was my step dad... Imagine the bvlls.....
>>719955862Every winter olympic sport
>>719969663Kratos beat Asura and it midbroke the entire website
>>719954939
> WE MUST... ARGH... ATREUS... WE MUST FUCK CRAZIER WOMEN!! WE MUST STICK IT IN CRAZY!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! CRAZY PUSSY!!!! AARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>720011563We can get smaller
>>720012987Nevermind X:
>>719996636Based
We Must Become Better Bumps
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>720013031McNutt yourself, faggot
we must become butter men
Can a better man spoonfeed a newfag brotha on how to clean the buvl cock?I keep trying but the onions intake is reducing my better man rage gauge, so I run out of steam before it is properly clean
>>719955862Sprinting, mostly from the police
Better now?!
>>719955862Professional Meatball Cooking
>>719955862Forklift competitions.
>>719946579Still heavy in this gamehttps://youtu.be/xVieaq0niYk?si=OI_d3SzAk74zmHh2
>>720015610>we must become butter men
>>719955862Anything with swordplay. The nips tried teaching this nigga kendo and fencing to virtue signal and push their project 2030 and he'd get so violent he'd just start swinging and smacking things and people around instead of learning.
>>720003167>AND MY WIFE....IS YOURS!He doesn't even say this.
>>720021169AYO THIS NIGGA READ THE FIVE RINGS *hilts lips*
>>719946579>>719947201>>719951279No idea why I keep seeing these threads but gave me a kek
>>719966324kek
this thread man lmao
GOOOOOOOOOOODDDSS GIVE ME THIS 3 POINTER AND MY WIFE US YOURS
COOOOOOOOOOOOOACHLET ME WARM THE BENCHAND MY SUBSTITION IS YOURS
>>720022749How many points your mother scored for the other team before I stepped on the field is her business.
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/%22where%20is%20my%20wife%27s%20son%22/order/asc/
>>719949979>briefs with drawstringshuh and here I thought only superman had those
>>719955862tennis
>play the game>unlock THAT armor>>No wonder redditors and fags like this game so much, kek. This explains everything.
BALLER
There an opportunity for a clever joke about women league, how they're losing money, demand better pay and instead get green dildos combined with Kratos' speech how it's not his business what his son's mother was doing before him. But I'm not witty enough to make it.
>>720025779very funny anon
>>720025474>>720021169>>720019673>>720018790>>720015850>>719996865>>719980874>>719974090>>719973696you simply can't compete. your mayo-infused muscles betray you.
>>719974005Quit being a disingenuous cunt.https://files.catbox.moe/imb9j0.jpg
>>719951279heh
>>719946579Go fuck yourself.
>>720026321Be better
>>719969741AI OWNS you
>>719955862chess
>>719946579What will you do coach? you can no longer hide behind the playbook of athenaAthena is dead, because of the rage that consumes you kratos, what more will you destroy?The Technical fouls could not defeat me, The Benches of the court could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this quarter, i will have my MVP.
>>720026321Be a better man anon
>>719978417DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
>>719963385>>719966324>>720027449>my wife's dog
>>720027449>>720027635YJK
>>719946689*spits cereal*
>>719973507We must write better bibles.
>git gud = be betterAnon, I... were we the better men all along?
>>720020540>>720015610kek
>>719955862the best NBA player in the world right now is an out of shape Serb who hates the sport
idk why but i always read these threads when i can't sleep. Sleep well, you autistic faggots.
>>719955862ufc doesnt have a single black champion right now
>>720028521only because the best fighters fucking left. you all got hand-me-down belts.
whats the consensushttps://youtu.be/r13i4gjplTQ?si=ZzI2-DZbdd_kqE8c
>>720028664Original CHADtos would have fucked them both
>>720028602cope, little tyrony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
>>720028521Cro-Magnon lookin mfs
>>720028851no YOU cope, lil timtim. the best fighter ever is black. he beat the shit out your mayo boys without even trying. sit down.
>>720029216Inferior sub human
>>720028363Jokic hating basketball is just a memeWhat he really hates is all the fame and spotlights that comes with being an NBA player
>>720029285yes, that's what all the white fighters were
>>720027648What my wife did with her dog before I met her is her business
>>720030073>n-no youWas that the best you can think of with that monkey brain of yours?
>>720030089MY WIFE'S DOG
