>>719959753
>>>/vp/ Go back

>>719959753
tanky staller

reddit tier safehorny pokemon

>>719959884
>describes all Water types
Vaporeon is shit

water type = self lubricating

Being the only eeveeloution that isn't complete shit competitively

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>>719959753
It baits plebs away from the real appeal.

>>719960096
Anyone who wasn't a virgin and had had sex in a shower would know water is not a lubricant

>>719960190
Why does Glaceon only have fur at the front of the head?. it makes it look half-bald

>>719960314
it evolved to avoid people tugging on its hair when railing it from behind. Such an act would mindmelt them from pleasure and doom the species.

>>719960302
water types can learn bubblebeam
they can produce soap

>>719960063
It has wish support

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It's a creepy-cool black lagoon water dog that can literally liquefy its own body. It's the best Eevee with the best design. They give it a pretty big tail-to-body size ratio compared to the other Eevee-lutions so it actually looks like a functional swimmer.

It's also one of the easiest bulky Water-types to splash onto a team. Water-types with high special defense are especially useful in playthroughs. Add to that Eevee is usually way easier to get than something like, say, Milotic. Also guaranteed to have Water Absorb which lets it beat a lot of other Water-types and gives it easy switch-ins (really useful on a Nuzlocke).

Its Water-type: The Pokemon. Always a good choice.

>>719960767
>>719960753
Also yeah, fucking Wish support. I think it, Sylveon, and Umbreon are the best wishing Eevees.

I can't even think of another Water-type that can use Wish.

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All eeveelutions exist for the singular purpose of draining human balls dry.

>>719959753
Vaporeon can "melt" and vanish into water, concealing itself from enemies and ambushing prey, due to its cellular composition being highly similar to water molecules. This allows it to blend in perfectly with its aquatic environment.
How Vaporeon conceals itself
Molecular similarity: Vaporeon's cells resemble water molecules, allowing it to become visually indistinct while submerged.
Passive camouflage: It is not a magical transformation into liquid, but a natural form of camouflage that makes it difficult to see in a body of water.
Ambush predator: This ability is used for hiding from threats or waiting patiently for fish Pokémon, its prey, to get close.
Regenerative properties: In addition to concealment, the process of dissolving into water can also regenerate a Vaporeon's injuries.

>>719959753
I think it's one of the best monster designs they ever did. Very inspired and cool-looking.
Let me think here...
>Acid Armor
>Baton Pass
>Scald
>Aqua Ring
Does that still work?

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>>719959753
The thick tail makes me feel weak in the knees.

>>719961031
Yes. They nerfed the hell out of Scald's availability in gen 9 but thankfully Vaporeon is one of the few who still gets it.

>>719960190
zero reason to make her so sexy

>>719959753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6xh9ToF5E

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Kill all gooners

>>719961031
I prefer
>scald
>wish
>protect
>yawn
for maximum pain

Spirit Demon Studio.

>>719961142
Sick. I hope Champions turns out well. I'm completely burnt out on the singleplayer in these games, but that looks fun to me.
>>719961507
Oh fuck, I didn't know it could learn Yawn lol. That is pure evil.

>>719959753
FIsh

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>>719961531
I would never submit to something that ugly.

>>719959753
I liked swimming as a kid, so the cat/dog/fish thing that I could go swimming with just made sense.

>>719960735
you can just say you're a virgin the posts are anonymous

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>>719959753
Water is very refreshing after a long day. It's important to replenish your fluids after exerting yourself.

>>719959937
>feral with no humanoid aspects
>safehorny
So that word just doesn't mean anything anymore

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>pokedex entry #911 is a clown on fire

almost reminds me of that tragedy

>>719963742
That's not a pokemon, wtf is this.

>>719963530
It never meant anything in the first place, it was just something twitterfaggots threw around to try and police sexuality like the sexless faggots they are.

>>719963830
gamefreak's interpretation of the world trade center getting hit by an airplane

>>719963891
safehorny originated from here

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>>719959753
i dunno, ask nintendo and game freak

>>719964994
Post Mew.

>>719961657
Oh yeah boy
>https://xcancel.com/SpiritDemonEU

>>719959753
it just happened to become a meme. it could've been anyanimal

>>719963952
so they believe the Mexico doing 9/11 theory

A funny meme mocking beastfags brought all the actual beastfags out who pretended to laugh at it like everyone else but then took it literally

>>719959753
Cat-coded

>>719966170
It was a copypasta that came from /vp/ I very much doubt it was mocking anything considering that board is pokefucker central.

>>719962476
"bubble jet pokemon"