Alex sex

>>719985452
minecrafterers don't have boobs

Minecraft porn is the only thing to surprise me in my adulthood after Sonic and MLP porn

>>719985452
>Everyone is blocks
>Artists aren't sure whether to draw her ripped or fat

She only fucks endermen…..

>>719985816
endermen don't have penises they reproduce by splitting in half every 14 months.

>>719985816
im not allowed to look him in the eyes when they are sexing or else he beats me up

I hate that their one perspective on any thread subject is <nigger>
This is seriously your signature contribution every time, maybe a frog pic next time really treading new ground with that one

>>719985810
>not strongfat
:(

>>719985683
with his cock
to beat you up on the inside.

>>719985793
Let me tell you about roblox porn.

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When will she return?

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>>719985452
>when you're playing minecraft with a boy you like and you go into your minecraft home and find he put the beds together

>>719987337
Not him but it fills me with genuine dread, especially with HOW MUCH of it is out there on the boorus now and how many gen A subhumans praise it.

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>>719987337
I can tolerate furfags
I can tolerate ponyfags
But THIS shit
Fuck you
You're either a groomer or a grooming victim if you like this stuff.

>>719987703
All these animation and game studios keep trying to make the most unsexual designs possible so kids don't jerk off to their IP. I'm convinced it's impossible to make something that some weirdo won't fetishize now. Basically if you were exposed to it between 8-13 years old you will want to fuck it.

>>719986115
yeah... i am sick of faggots, they only have one joke and it sucks

I'm surprised porn of Alex getting fucked by wolves or horses isn't more popular

>>719988040
the venn diagram between "bestiality enjoyers" and "minecraft porn enjoyer" is two separate circles

>>719985452
>This bed is occupied.
real miners do it on the cold stone floor.

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>>719987553
After her enderdaughter is old enough for oyakodon adventures.

>>719988156
I've seen enough to know that there is a crossover between the two. Hell one of the most "famous" minecraft porn animators does a bunch of it

>>719987829
the only thing wrong with roblox porn is the undeniable grooming aspect. low poly girls or girls made of basic shapes are cute.

>>719987337
I've bumped into that stuff in the wild and I really do not get it. The proportions are so whack and the textures suck. I just can't see it.

>>719985816
You will hang, Villager

>>719985816
Endermen can’t fuck, they don’t reproduce like that, they spawn in when the light level is zero and there’s at least three blocks of space

>>719988156
>two separate circles
false. I am within those two circles

>>719988759
cuz ur fat

>>719987553
Hopefully never, she doesn’t need to anyway since the mod exists, bestiality/monster-on-girl porn is for third worlders

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>...
>You wake up.
>You experience consciousness for the first time.
>You are next to some sort of temple.
>Some creature with pink hair nearby immediately begins to spaz out and burrow into the temple.
>You idly nibble some grass, completely unaware that exactly 49.901 seconds after receiving the gift of existence, you will find yourself being violently sodomized by a metal rod of copper.
https://youtu.be/kaa4_JObNA8

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>>719988931
That's not a real book is it?
It reads worse than AI crap.

>>719988257
>Hell one of the most "famous" minecraft porn animators does a bunch of it
Ehhh, few people care about slipperyt anymore and most people (aka normal people) find the bestiality shit disgusting. At this point the characters are better known from THAT mod which ST had no part in, and honestly that’s for the better

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>>719988931
classic

>>719988823
>normal people
brother this is a thread about Minecraft porn

How do I inspire other players to make stuff instead of just doing the hole in the ground survival thing?

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>>719985816
endermen are old news, enderWOMEN are where it’s at, get with the times gramps

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>>719985816
>When she sees an Enderwomans futa girlcock.

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>>719987615
A boy of age right?
Of age yeah?
Anon?

Getting plowed by huge endergirl shlong

>>719988931
>he went boom
i like how only the went is italicized

>>719989862
when you point that out i realize the joke is that a saddle is for going places, so he traveled to an explosion.

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>>719985793
>>719987337
At the very least minecraft porn is either heavily stylized, attempts to use the blocky artstyle in somewhat creative ways and is made outside of minecraft itself.
It's genuinely ridiculous seeing straight up Roblox porn pop up so often, because it's not porn inspired by Roblox like with minecraft shit, it's straight up porn made in Roblox which no matter what just look like absolute dogshit.

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>>719990098
If it's well made I can see it being good.

>>719985793
You saw Rouge the bat and got surprised there was porn???

round boobs < blocky boobs < canonical flat
prove me wrong

>>719985816
>Be Alex
>Enderman about to enter you
>Wet AF
>He sticks it in
>He takes damage and teleports away

Jenny's Odd Adventure was when I realized I'll fap to literally anything with cum inflation.

>>719989267
It totally is, libraries have those things whose sole purpose is to be bought by people who saw "Minecraft" in the title and bought it for their dumb kid.

>>719989267
that picture is ancient, ppl were posting that in like 2014.
the kids who thought this book was the funniest shit are about to graduate high-school and are already flipping burgers at Wendys 20h/week.

>>719989267
>aids schizo is a zoomer

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>only anthro mobs in the game are piglins
>they’re gay/bara coded
Mojang needs to add cute anthro mobs to the game so I can tame dozens of them and keep them in my base compound. Maybe you could train them to do villager jobs

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>>719987553
Probably never. Slip wants out of the minecraft porn business. It's been about ten years of Jenny and the guy's had enough. JOA5 took four fucking years to make and he already hit motivational rock bottom once halfway through it. Now he's out on hiatus learning Blender, doing his best to rid himself of the shackles of being the minecraft porn guy and dropping Mineimator to become a conventional Blender animator. At most you'll see Jenny return as a conventional humanoid model, but I'm not sure if he'd do something so tasteless. But I guess he's the only person who could possibly make it work anyway. He's got good taste, so I'm not too worried. World needs more animators like him.
The better question is, who will succeed her? Who could possibly fill her shoes?

>>719991253
I'll miss Jenny. And Bea.
But fuck it, good on him for doing what's good for him.

>>719991253
>He's got good taste
yeah no
>World needs more animators like him
monster/feral on girl is the absolute last thing we need more, I thought /v/ had better taste than this?

>>719991991
Nah you're just a bitch

>>719991991
Your first post announcing your dogshit opinions was already seen and ignored for a reason. No one cares about your shit taste. And I'm only here for the cumflation anyway.

>>719992085
>get called out for having third-world taste
>“y-yyou’re the bloody bitch sarrr!!!”
lmao

>>719985683
>t. israeli and actually finds this hot

brb gonna draw minecraft alex getting railed by a horse

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>>719991253
me catching up on minecraft porn artist lore

>>719992201
>dogshit opinions
look who’s talking

>>719985683
Tyrone is going to have SEX with her while you look for diamonds

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>>719985452
>>719987553
>>719988216
Kill women
Behead women
Destroy women's wool farms
Spawntrap women
TNT women's houses

>>719985810
>blocks
>round boobs and ass

>>719992481
Stevecels showing their true homosexual nature.
BanjoChads can't stop winning.

>>719985793
You're either 18 or with one leg in the grave if this was surprising to you.

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>>719992554
Steve is literally the strongest Smash pick, in fact he's banned in tournaments, Stevegods spit, Banjokeks lick

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>>719992260
You're behaving like a weirdo. Cut it out.

>>719992667
thats cool and all but ur gay

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Posting the superior Minecraft girl.

>>719992682
>watches porn for third world shitters
>calls other people weirdos
KWAB

>>719989734
The pumpkin stays on during sex.

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but a fleeting, temporary, test existence

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>>719985452

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>>719992762
HAHAHAH

>>719992916
>zoomzoom doesn't respect Sgt. Cosgrove
We've reached a new low.

>>719993165
What?

What the fuck happened to gen z?
Literally jerking off to lego chracters

>>719993383
if everyone gets on a bed it turns daytime and everyone gets kicked off the bed

>>719992667
>tournaments
Who asked?

>>719988931
I really wish I could find the original thread

>>719993445
Oh right. I couldnt tell if theyd had instant sex or not as well. A cuckchair witness is needed for proper mechanical usage.

>>719985452
Why are her legs twice the length of her torso?

>>719993696
It's called coltish legs and it's hot.

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>>719993387
How should I know? I'm millennial.

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>one goes wild when you look at her
>the other goes wild when you’re not looking

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>>719988931

>>719989734
>go apeshit if you look her in the eyes
>cum and other body fluids cause her physical pain
>will rip apart your house when you aren’t looking
Still would though

>>719994249
>>go apeshit if you look her in the eyes
wear pumpkin
>>cum and other body fluids cause her physical pain
use condom
>>will rip apart your house when you aren’t looking
I don’t have a house, it’s just a collection of chests and furnaces surrounding a bed on an elevated platform

>>719994548
>use condom
fffffffuuck that. put protection on your boots.

If there’s one thing I can respect Minecraft coomers for it’s that almost all of them have agreed to depict Alex as a fit tomboy

>>719991253
I wish for nothing but the worst in his endeavor.

Stupid faggot zoomie

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life is roblox, sorry

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>>719985452
enough of the redhead

Pornography is so cool bros, I love the internet

>>719997809
this but unironically

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what do in this situation?

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>>719995897
I don't know who this bitch is but the first time I saw this gif I got insanely hard.
Is it over for me...

>>719985452
Sheep > alex

>>719989768
>>719989824
what do ender cocks look like

>>719997809
Internet? I use AI to gen all my porn locally nowadays, imagine unironically letting the big G know what you coom to.

Man I actually tried Roblox again recently to try and recapture some of that youthful wonder

Holy FUCK has it become soulless. I loved the tycoon style games and now they are all riddled with real money transactions boosters like shitty free mobile games.

Zoomers and gen Alpha have NO chance. Literally trained since birth to be cattle

>>720001987
and where did you get the models that you run?

>>719989267
It's real. I used to have a copy of it, but it was destroyed

>>719992831
Not my type, but I get it. This is a very respectable pick.

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>>720002490
me too anon, me too...

>>719988262
I mean I can KINDA see the appeal if you have like a mob face fetish but a lot of roblox porn cant even follow the roblox aesthetic correctly so you have characters that have like anime faces and round tits on a character that is a literal lego, it looks like such shit. The 2d stuff is a little better but of course since its a zoomer game they are mostly made by like 19 year olds with no experience either.

>>720002490
even warcraft 3 and starcraft 2 had people trying to monetize shit

>>720001987
call me when AI can generate me videos of any chick I want giving some sloppy toppy that aren't shitty 2 second loops

>>719992682
Based Cosgrove poster.

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>>720002490
Replaying roblox in my 20s and finding out what its like now gave me an existential crisis and yet I am still considered young.

>>719990817
You don't buy books from libraries.

>>720002898
Oh please, as long as you aren't downloading a photorealistic model that uses illegal material you're in the clear, since for all they know you're just using it for good old sfw anime bimbos.
>>720004000
Nowadays it's more like 6 seconds assuming you have an ok video card, but personally I don't care for video genning since I prefer genning whilst cooming.

>>719988415
kek
>>719989768
based

>>719989768
kys homo zoomer

>>719989768
live bisexual connoisseur

>>719989768
Faggotry has rotted your brain

>>719985926
Actually, assuming your going by Java logic, you can stare at them in the eyes and they cant move!

Cube boobs are for mega autists btw

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I am forgotten....

>>720011732
yea youre right wedge boobs are better

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>>719987553
She was my Generation's Jenny.

>>720011960
For sfw, yeah.
For nsfw though, you need the roundness.

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>>719985810
Ripped and blocky.

>>720012079
someone should draw her and jenny fucking eachother that would be really funny haha

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>>719987337
lol the cucked genre

>>720012079
Insert wars veterans know

>>719985452
Made for BWC

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>>720012786
oh no robloxsissies how do we compete???

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>>720011919
>The mod that made me a weeb and indirectly lead me to this cursed site
I will never forget you. Is mobtalker even still around anymore?

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>>720013204
Yeah and there's a version that uses AI chat bots.
Say what you will about AI, it's kinda neat being able to talk to any mob and get them to be your friends and shit.

>>720012897
God DAMN I wanna bang Jenny

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>>720012786
Don't be sad, Noob! You'll always have Guest. (until the removal)

>>719985452
Is it normal to find diamonds before finding the wood you want to roof your house with?

I love mobfaces so much bros

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>>720013452
Fucking awesome that it's still around. Guess I have a reason to reinstall Minecraft and relive my childhood now. Thanks anon.

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Buncha fuckin' blockheads in this thread.

>>720013746
Does Alex even count as mob face? I feel like not having sclera is a key part of kob face

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>>720014715
no he's into robloxians, not minecrafters, they are the ones with the mob face.

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>>720015063
He's literally me...