STR+damageDEX+damage+accuracy+attack speed+critical hit
Xhe wants to bite mine johnson
Why was she even in the movie?
What's going on here?
str also gives you carry weight
>>719988645Because the hawks are cool.
>>719988557I look like this and I do this!
>>719988557This movie was AI generated right?
>>719988557disturbing footage
>>719988557I thought she was cool at firstThen she started screeching all the time and I Lost interest
>>719988557This kind of ridiculous stuff is why superhero movies are dying.They started listening to the retards demanding comic accuracy not realizing comics are fucking retarded and for 4 year old toddlers.The suits being Halloween costume tier doesn't help
STR+damage, of all weapons, including bows, crossbows, staffs and shitDEX+hit chanceAGI+dodge chance
>>719989682AGI + attack speed
>>719989252>This kind of ridiculous stuff is why superhero movies are dying.>They started listening to the retards demanding comic accuracy not realizing comics are fucking retarded and for 4 year old toddlers.the opposite, now that capeshit is a proven thing and normalfags have superhero fatigue or are fully indoctrinated, they can go all out and do weirdo shit without having to superhero origin story everything
>>719989816Nobody wants the weird shit because it's retarded and lame as fuck.Hawkgirl? Superdog?Who can slurp this shit up past the age of 5?Remember when these movies weren't embarrassing to watch?
STR+damageDEX+damage+accuracyAGI+attack speed+critical hitthere, fixed it for you dumb negroid OP
>>719989960>Remember when these movies weren't embarrassing to watch?No
>>719990120I do.The Dark Knight, X-Men Days of Future Past and Iron Man were cool.Capeshit nowadays is like it's made by Ned Flanders.
>>719988557STR+damage+self respect
>>719988557When will they learn that women making le heckin roar/scream faces look like porn actresses getting ready for a moneyshot, and all due to how their faces must always have layers of make up caked on
>>719988645American movies mandate at least one mysterymeat woman screaming
>>719988557>this is the last thing you see when you meet your end at "diversity" hands.
>>719988962Normally I'd call you an idiot for assuming everything is ai generated but that movie is so stupid and bad I'm actually on the fence about it myself
>>719989252>They started listening to the retards demanding comic accuracy not realizing comics are fucking retarded and for 4 year old toddlers.This is just more live action retardation you faggot and you know it.
>>719988557
>>719991179The worst live action movies are better than the best comics, or used to, since they had some self awareness of how retarded comics are and put some effort into making it more palatable.Now you have shit like OP or the Fantastic 4 running around in pijamas.
>>719991315I thought this was going to be the AI gen where she starts sucking a dick haha
>sailor jupiter from sailor moon>buttercup from powerpuff girls>alex from totally spies>hawk girl from justice leagueFor as long as I can remember, I've always had a thing for arguably the least popular girl in a group, I guess you could say.
>>719991648helmet girl from digimon
>>719990072more like STR+Damage+Knockback+Weight ReductionDEX+Accuracy+Crit Chance+Crit damageAGI+Attack Speed+Movement Speed+Jump Height
>here is your hawkgirl bro
>>719989252The more people like you comic book stuff starts filtering again the better
>>719991993I disagree with hornyposting but fuck she's insanely attractive
>>719988645Wasn't hawk a founding member in the original justice league?
>>719991993she is so hot
>>719991993nice
>>719992097And the faster it will die.People want cool stuff, not lame shit.It's the same thing that happened with Star Wars, they made it lame and it's dying now.
>>719989252Comics don't do any of this shit, actually. This is strictly for the Reddit of the Galaxy audience.
PROS: Superman is a good guy and that's completely fine.Lex is a despicable monster and that's completely fine.Kryptonians sucking is accurate.CONS: It's literally just a James Gunn movie. It should be a TV episode, not a launchpad for DC's new multi-media empire.The dog is not funny.Characters who aren't Supes or Lex not very memorable.
>>719992142No Justice League founding members were Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Flash (Barry Allen), Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Martian Manhunter, and Wonder Woman.You're thinking of Justice Socety of America which was Doctor Fate, Hourman, Spectre, Sandman, Atom, Flash (Jay Garrick), Green Lantern (Alan Scott), and Hawkman
the outfit's boring as shit but at least her face looks cute in the mask
>>719991648Buttercup is the least popular? Back then maybe but now I'd imagine she'd be the most popular. Also all the spies are sexo so they're all good choices, but goddamn Mandy is like sexo overdrive.
>>719992430>Characters who aren't Supes or Lex not very memorable.Mr Terrific has been the breakout character with audiences tho
>>719988645The only thing people know about Hawkgirl is that she's a double-agent who betrays the justice league and launches an alien invasion, so they might be setting that up for future movies unless the DCU crashes and burns again.
>>719991723Sora or uh... what's her name again.
>>719992607I really doubt they'll take that plot from the cartoon. Gunn seems like he's a fan of the comics so he'll probably be taking from them.
>>719992607This is a different Hawk Girl (because DC is a fucking joke).
Last Judge runback is killing my motivation.
>>719992804Takes 30 seconds, equip the fastrun charm and ignore all the enemies.
>>719991398more like hawk tuah am i right
>>719988557>SPIT ON THAT THANG
>>719992748>>719992759Her killing a world leader gave off strong evil overlord vibes. She clearly thinks us humans can't rule ourselves.
>>719992317My ass they don't.There's a reason comics have awful character design
>>719988557AI video
>there's american numales ITT who actually watched a superhero flick in 2025
>>719993190>calling movies "flicks" in 2025come on now
>>719993042Gunn is just a sociopath, it's framed as a good thing. And again, 1 out of 57 or some such Hawkgirls which is not Shayera, because DC is a fucking joke.
>>719991315
>>719988557Pumpkin Night
>>719993223How is killing the leader of a militant nation that is planning to murder an entire population over their land a bad thing?
>>719993254I've heard turbo-racist Don Rosa flies off the handle if you simply mention this show to him.
>>719988557wtf is this? qrd?
>>719993306Man that manga went from a cool slasher thing into complete fucking nonsense so fast.
>>719993354It's directly at odds with le heckin kind theme, to say nothing of the geopolitical implications.
Could super man beat the guild? Could Brock Samson solo the legion of doom?
>>719993396its hawkgirl from hit movie "superman" obviously
>>719991058>mysterymeatThat's the chick from Dora. She's hispanic.
>>719993356No it's an autistic faggot that hides behind Don Rosa everytime Ducktales is mentioned.
>>719993546>she's hipsanicel rapido
>>719993504I don't watch movies anymore anon, and that still doesn't explain what THE ACTUAL FUCK that thing is
>>719993451>It's directly at odds with le heckin kind themeShe directly says she's not like Superman. She isn't supposed to be kind.
>>719993678its a mythical creature some people call a "woman"
>>719993786He tags along with the Murder Gang on what's it called TV show.
>>719992440Superman and Batman are not founding members of the league, they're founding members of the society that were retro actively made league founders after infinite crisis.
>>719989252>They started listening to the retards demanding comic accuracy not realizing comics are fucking retarded and for 4 year old toddlers.This isn't even accurate to her costume. None of this is accurate to any incarnation of the character. .. Not even the age range of her.
>>719988557Wasn't this character supposed to be a readhead?
>>719994002>redhead
>>719993427They jumped the shark with the MC having super powers.
>>719994002No, the DCAU version people are more familiar with was based on the 2nd Hawkgirl. Original had brown hair.
>>719993930god I love infinite crisis
>>719993930>Superman and Batman are not founding members of the leagueYes they are. They are specifically called members in the first appearance. They didn't appear on the cover but they are specifically called members of the Justice League on the title page of the first Justice Leage comic.
>>719988557whats the context for this anyways I've seen this webm multiple times now and i've gotten curiousits from that new superman piece of shit right
>>719992759>because DC is a fucking jokeBro, how can you even say this shit when Marvel has>3 Ghost Riders>2 Hawk Eyes>2 Wolverines>2 Captains America>2 Wasps>2 DaredevilsAnd that's not including the clusterfuck that is Spider-man.
>>719993451It was directly shown and directly stated that the Justice League in this movie was far from as moral as Superman.
>>719994323she's chasing after the president of a country that is invading a smaller country and yes it is from superman, (pretty good movie actually)
>>719994353>>2 Captains America4*
>>719994460ok but why is she doing that stupid face
>>719994353Earth 2 predates Earth 1. Nothing in Marvel is that contrary to basic intelligence.
>>719993930>>719994294and they weren't founding members of the society either. They weren't even in All-Star Comics #3. They appeared alongside the JSA as honorary members later but at the start they were not there.
>>719993546Hispanic is mystery meat.
>>719994323She's Hawkgirl. She does this stupid gaping-mouth hawk scream often when she's attacking. I'm not sure if Hawkman or Hawkgirl traditionally do that but it's in the movie.
>>719994492>4Currently active ones? Because that's what I'm referring to. It's why I didn't count Bucky/Winter Soldier/The Revolution and just left it to Steve and Sam. Same reason I didn't count Steven Grant Rogers, who's going around as the new Flag Smasher.
>>719994507yeah that part is kinda dumb, its because she does a hawk like scream (but she's called hawkgirl get it?)
>>719988557genuinely thought it was an edit of this guy at first
>>719994586trvke
>>719994637 (me)because not but
>>719994514>Nothing in Marvel is that contrary to basic intelligence.Except for the fact that the nexus earth of all reality from which the Marvel multiverse bracnes from is "Earth 616". Not Earth 1, not Earth A, not Earth Alpha, not Earth Prime, 616.
>we get another brownoid woman with brown hair and brown eyes.Brown people are so fucking bland it isn't even funny.
>every stat does everything with different multipliers
>>719989252>NOOO I NEED MY 2000s BLACK LEATHER!!!!
>>719988557The Guardians movies were pretty good. Why is everything else Gunn makes terminally woke garbage?
>>719994678What was his problem?
>>719988557>Hawkgril while I'm railing her from behind>>719988645Because she's cute
>>719988645Latina tomboy.
>>719993546That's what I said
>>719995065why is it filmed like a cw special
>>719988645The Justice Gang was set up to be filled with heroes with loose principles who are barely known.This contrasts with Superman who is highly principled and super famous.Hawk Girl was a perfect choice. She's exactly the sort of person who would just kill a dictator.
>>719994795Why do directors hate gingers so much?
>>719995145
>>719994353None of those are liked, meanwhile a DCfag will try to stab you for stating the fact that the 64 Robins are stupid. And that was while comics were good mind you, not even a recent development. Bugs, all of you.
>>719995065That is some horrible cinematography. If you blink even once you'll miss the mace she threw into that guy, because the shot is so fucked you it's barely noticeable after the extreme close up of her face. This is just shit from all angles.
>>719995360Its a small indie studio, plus understand.
Capeshit fans are genuinely worse than furfags, trannies and kpopfags combined.
>>719995279Hey now evil russian-israeli politicians deserve a trial too. They should fire her from the justice league
>>719993042>>719993223>>719993451Afaik from the adaptations I've seen, I get the feeling Thanagarians are just bloodthirsty murderhobos. The JLTAS ones save for Shayera were entirely villainous, and the ones from GLTAS were space pirates, and really unsavory and antagonistic ones at that.
>>719995281Anon, no one gives a shit about Kendra and Shaiera existing simultaneously. No one will stab you for saying it's dumb. Hell, pretty much the entirety of people who read DC comics will say that the Hawks' whole reincarnation thing is pretty fucking stupid.Meanwhile you had people having shitfits over Jane Foster picking up a hammer that literally has the inscription "whoever picks up this hammer, if they're worthy, will have the powers of Thor".
>>719995474They look like they're about to fly into battle alongside Flash Gordan
>>719995279I thought he was more punk rock than murderman, why didn't he intervene?
>>719995474>I get the feeling Thanagarians are just bloodthirsty murderhobos.Probably something in the air thanks to living on a planet that was a god egg all along.
>>719995606Too busy stopping a dimensional rift from destroying Metropolis and then the earth.
>>719988557Built for BWC.
>>719995606He couldn't be in two places at once. He was dealing with not-Bizarro
>>719988557STRWeapon Damage, critical damage, weight limitDEXSub weapon damage, critical chance, trap disable chanceBODYHP, Status resistance, poiseFORMAttack recovery, unlocks new moves for main and sub weapons at specific breakpoints
>>719988557bird girl sexodoes she lay eggs?
>>719995606Trying to save all the innocent nanomachines trapped in his lungs.
good to see the state of tv and movies is as shit as video games /tv/, our brothers
>>719988769this is what i opened this garbage thread for>added garbage to my inventory
>>719995281Spiderverse 2 was harder to relate to because of the shit they pulled. Most of their "inclusive" spider"people" had absurd anatomy that was a bizarre mixture of fat and muscle. They are all twice the size of your average human and are really big in some places while being small in others. It was almost humorous when the camera switched and there was yet another spiderman with the body of a dinosaur or ancient fertility sculpture. Outside of these you had a bunch of generic ones that were based off of dumb gimmicks like how there was a disabled spiderman and a pregnant woman spiderman who didn't even dress like one and rides a motorcycle around everywhere. You'd think they'd try more variety with different art styles, but no, those are reserved for a handful of special characters and obvious jokes.
>>719995598Lots of cosmic DC characters have that vibe, there's probably a lot of direct influence/ripping-off going on.
WHEN YOU TRY TO SELL A FALAFEL, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>719993254Search that guy's hard drives.
>>719995540>Meanwhile you had people having shitfits over Jane Foster picking up a hammer that literally has the inscription "whoever picks up this hammer, if they're worthy, will have the powers of Thor".Good. Thor readers are by far the only subsection of Marvelfags I respect.
>>719995717she can lay on mine
>>719993546retard
>>719995804The movie already throws out the idea of "Spider-man could be anyone" when they went and built the story around a multi-verse where literally anyone was a Spider-man. Taking the symbolism and making it literal missed the point so hard it didn't hit the barn but some random passerby in another state.
>>719995904man this reminds of how nearly every single thor comic has a women negroid picking up thors hammer casually
>>719996067name 3
>here's your hawkgirl bro
>>719995281Is that a Canadian Spider-Man wielding a hockey stick?
>>719988557looks like a 2025 police body cam
>>719996227seeeeeeex
>>719988769Makes you tankier too, if its a good game
>>719996239its Canadian spider-woman wielding a hockey stick actually
>>719995279It's missing the French captions.
>>719993930>5 lame heroes required to defeat a giant star fishIf you were a top of the line hero like Batman or Superman, why would you want to associate with those nobodies?
I only go to the theaters to watch REAL kino
>>719994795>posts the version voiced by a Latina woman
>>719988557Genuinely what were they thinking with this movie? Every flying shot has this goofy wide angle closeup
>>719988557>Superman threadI like humanity >>719995606Lex Luthor (Who some conservatives say is the real hero) put his dimensional rift machine, that he was using to both travel around the world secretly and store his extra judicial prison in, into overdrive (Even after being told it could cause a black hole to form.), which caused a massive rift to form in that was approaching towards, and the and then destroying Metropolis. And Luthor did that only to get Superman's attention.So Superman was too bust to stop Not Israeli's attack on the not Palestine and the Justice gang steps in to stop the genocide, including Hawkgirl offing not-netanyahu.
>>719997492I struggle to understand why people even watch these live action comic book films.
>>719995281>meanwhile a DCfag will try to stab you for stating the fact that the 64 Robins are stupidNo, only 63 of the Robins. Jason Todd was so hated that his death was actually voted for by just over half the readers. That he's liked now as Red Hood doesn't change the fact he was hated as Robin.
>>719997585>unironic wing-brainembarrassing
>>719997264That's not ULTRAMAN
>>719993451How do you misunderstand theme this badly?
>>719997782How do you misunderstand Superman?
>>719997691Did you miss the whole part where conservatives were declaring Gunn Superman 'woke' and it would bomb because they referred to Superman as an immigrant? Which, going by superman lore, he is.They did quiet down after it was a success and the sequel was announced to be in production.
>>719996067>When the culture war warps someone's reality
>>719997585what the fuck is this post
>>719997908How do you? Superman's whole thing has always been that he can't be everywhere all at once, he's not a speedster like Flash. As such he picks his fights, and at that point the fight he chose was to stop Luthor from splitting the world in half with a half-baked dimensional doorway.
>>719998885this is what happens when sports and hollywood is replaced with team based politics
>>719999219>Superman was not politicalYou miss Superman's early works where his villains were corrupt businessmen and politicians, slumlords, an America "First" group and the Klan where they outright say "One race, One Religion" is Unamerican?
>>719999370exabit A
>>719999370Superman was being used as a tool for propaganda against filthy communists, and where he got the phrase "Truth, Justice, and the American way". The difference now is that those same godless communists are now the ones primarily writing the stories.
>>719988645To be really hot, duh
it was funny when israel wanted to boycott superman because they though boravia was supposed to represent them lmao
>>719999492The KKK were commies?
>>719999492Just "the American Way" part. Superman's tagline in the radio serials was fighting for Truth and Justice.
>>719993451The entire point of the Movie is that Clark is RIGHT for not giving a shit about the geopolitics of heroism and acting as a a third party though. The single moment where he tries to play by the goverment rules he's punished.
>>719999793unironically yes.
>>719999492>Superman was being used as a tool for propaganda against filthy communists, and where he got the phrase "Truth, Justice, and the American way". Fake fan detected.'Truth, Justice, and the American way' was introduced in 1942 when America was fighting the fascist right. Also they stopped using it 1958 in media for decades afterwards, either making only references to it, or mocking it like they did in the Christopher Reeve superman movie.There was also the fact that Superman renouncing his US citizenship so he could be seen as a citizen of the world, and not America.
>>719999793No dipshit, the actual fucking Soviets who were spending millions to infiltrate America through their media. Hollywood had a fuck ton of communist sympathizers or full blown communists who had ties back to the Kremlin. A lot of the quote en quote propaganda related to Superman came out either during WW2 when the US government was wanting to find ways to encourage more of the populace to support the war effort, or afterwards to remind the populace that a foreign hegemon was trying to subvert their way of life.
>>719999930>Fascist>RightThat's a left wing movement made by socialists who wanted something that would actually work. It's a progressive ideology at it's roots.
>>719991058she's cute and hot so it's ok
>>719988557I just don't know why they had her screaming like a retard every time. Made her less cool.
>>719995279This is how I want to go out.
>>720000021>Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement that rose to prominence in early-20th-century Europe.What is it with conservatives always scapegoating everyone else for their actions? This is why Superman hated you guys, more than you're evil.
>>720000075Ever seen JLU Hawkgirl in battle?
>>719988557How much extra damage from STR are we talking here? 5% or going full Bollywood Pajeet mode?
>>720000075Anon, Hawkgirl in the animated series screamed all the time. All the movie did was have her screeching like a hawk instead of just doing angry woman yelling.
I’m so glad Superman and Batman will be entering the public domain in a few years, that combined with AI will finally put the man of steel back in the hands of real Americans, where he belongs
>>720000021>party is literally called the socialist (Nationalsozialistische) party>"it's right wing!"like for real are they retarded or just bad actors?
>>719998934Wait if supes and the flash both exist why does anybody ever die of unnatural causes?
>>720000156Yeah, it wasn't retarded there.
>>719988645hawk tuah
>>720000150Superman is intrinsically a fascist icon. "One good powerful man defeating evil". That isn't communist or liberal. Superhero comics cannot escape their fascist roots.
>>720000315yes it was
>>719988769>>719996467lukewarm take : str should also slightly boost your attack speed, the logic being you become so strong that the weapons you wield feel light as a feather to you.
>>720000397Nah
>Forgetting the part where the fascists kicked out or murdered all the socialists in the partyConservatism, not even once.
>>719998885Someone mindbroken by politics
>>720000292With Flash you have to flip a coin to see if he's dead or not. And if it lands on alive then you need to do another coinflip to see whether or not he's dealing with an evil speedster.
>>719988557why is moner hitting the wall so fast?
What makes fascism or national socialism left wing?Im curious.
>>720000498>UpdateThat wacky zoom committing every murder on the planet simultaneously to spit in Barry's eye.
>>720000409Most games instead have STR requirements.
>>719998741>where conservatives were declaring Gunn Superman 'woke'Gunn himself raised the alarms but no, the movie wasn't woke, and the only people that said that were grifters, or jews like ShapiroWhat I DO remember clearly is how people like you desperately tried to force this narrative to finally get a "win" (and the movie barely broke even so lol)
>>720000380>"One good powerful man defeating evil".Where is this quote from? Specifically has to be from the 1940s when Superman was fighting the fascist right and those who tried to continue their insidious vision, like the proto-MAGA The Guardians of America.>>720000292Flash wouldn't be able to reach everyone, Because it was...
>>719988557>conflict between 2 middle eastern countries>bad guys are white>"good" guys are multicultural and diverse
>>720000652>It's not wokeThat's how you know it was woke, because we get anti-woke cope like this where when something is woke, and successful, it's not work anymore.
>>720000627>Zoom>BarryWrong banana suit speedster. Zoom was Wally's nemesis. Reverse Flash was Barry's.
>>720000746Cope and mindbroken, BG3 was extremely fucking woke and it was a massive success filled with fags, trannies, minorities and you could even play as a tranny yourself with everyone respecting your pronouns, Superman was still not woke, cope
>>719988645>Why was she even in the movie?wondered the samethe movie treats her like shes been in 10 movies before, meanwhile nobody has any fucking idea on who this supposed to be, whats her powers or morals
>>720000021retard
>>720000741>Boravia>Jarhanpur>middle easternNot with names like those they're not.
>>720000286Yeah, and for that matter, why do people keep calling North Korea a dictatorship when it clearly calls itself a Democratic Republic right in the name?
>>720000741It really is just so typical that the Marvel transplant immediately enshitified DC by inserting “le ebul Israel, le noble Palestine” trash
>>720000741>joker post on /v/>is jewish
>>720000832>More anti woke cope that superman was a success.>Trying to claim superman isn't woke, when he was ahead of the curve >>719999370
>>720000286>country is literally called "the Democratic People's Republic of Korea"You want to tell me it's a hereditary monarchy? Are you nuts?
>>720000837>whats her powers or moralsBro, the movie literally answers this shit.>powersscreeching and bird wings>moralsnot the same as Superman
>>719988557STR+zombies
>>720000101
>>720000990What a cool character
>>719991993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQA7Bu2zm0
>>719988557>STR>+10 damage>DEX>+0.5 damage>+0.5% accuracy>+2 attack speed>+0.2% critical hitYeah, I'm picking STR alright.
>>719988557STR+dmg+hp+hp regenAGI+dmg+attack speed+armor{dodge}INT+dmg+mana+mana regen
>>719991315>when she sees you cumming within one minutefuck
>>720000150That's cute, where'd you get that from, Wikipedia? Face the music fag-o-tron. Giovanni Gentile wrote the basis of the fascist ideology, and he got HIS inspiration from, wait for it, Karl Marx and Hegel. LITERALLY gets its roots from socialist progressivism. No matter how hard you try to deny it, Fascism is a progressive IE a left leaning ideology.
>>720000640Yeah but that's retarded since you can have strength far above the requirements to no gain beyond damage dealt. Souls games does exactly what I'm talking about. You aren't able to swing your weapon in the way it should be swinging until you meet the stat requirements, but you get fuck all other benefits beyond damage once you're leaps and bounds over those requirements.
>>720000661I'm sorry directionbrained anon, but capeshit is fascist in message at its core. Even if Superman is fighting actual nazis, it's fundamentally a "One mighty man" narrative.The desires of the masses falter and fail in the face of the strongman ubermensch. A socialist or communist superhero would have to be group action of ordinary peoples.
>>719988645James Gunn likes more niche characters
>>720000661He was fighting the Fascist left, and that just so happens to have been globalists who wanted to subvert nations from the inside with far left extremism like Neo-Marxism. He was fighting guys like this, mind control and all.
>>719990072WHY THE FUCK SHOULD DRXVRAISE DAMAGE?! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EHY THE FUCK SHOULD DEX DO DVERYTHING?! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! YOULL TAKE YOUR FUCKING ACCURACY AND BE HAPPY EITH IT DEX FAG!
>>719991315ergo proxy if it capeslop
>>720001296>>720001423>DON'T YOU SEE, FASCISM IS ACTUALLY COMMUNISM BECAUSE OF DEGREES OF SEPARATION>All this cope to deflect from the fact that fascism is a right wing, conservative ideology.Why are you ashamed of your heritage of being a fascist, a lot of your fellow right wing conservatives are doing that right now. Unless you're guilty that you're letting down Superman, who's anti fascist,
Mmmm yes... it doesn't smell like video games here
>>720001398So you lied about the quote and are just making it up to fit your agenda for fascism.And then accusing others of being direction brained.The ironing.
>>720001476NTA but you could handwave it as being so accurate that you're hitting the right blood vessels/nerve clusters to be extra damaging. Applying that logic crits would instead not be something brought about by luck but by you being so strong and dextrous that you hit those vital points super hard.
>>720000359dead meme
>>720001506Holy FUARK anime invented angels and the west plagiarized it? Oh my science!
>>720000409They do in Fire Emblem, if you lack build/strength then some weapons will tank your speed.
>>720001610What? It's a quotation fitting the general style of fascism, not a personal quote from any one person. Anon people have been examining caped superheros as fascist messaging within leftist circles for ages.
>>720001602So where's that superman video game?I still think they should base it off the time he beat the KKK. Mainly for good power scaling.
>>720001562Why are you ashamed of admitting this particular brand of socialism was probably the closest anyone has even gotten to making your shit ideas work in practice? Is it because you'd be forced to stop saying "that wasn't real communism"?
>>719991168I thought it was a 3/5 for the action, especially since so many movies usually fuck up Superman himself. If you turn your brain on though, yes the movie got extremely preachy in the 2nd half and there were so many plot holes that it was a plot crater.
>>719988557>STR+Damage+Health+Resistance>DEX+Attack Speed+Reload Speed+Accuracy>AGI+Movement Speed+Dodge Change+Stamina
>>720001779>and there were so many plot holes that it was a plot crater.One thing I've nooticed over my many years of internet, is whenever someone says something has "lots of plot holes," they never ever follow up with an example. It's the midwit's criticism.
>>719994514>Earth 2>Earth 1Nigga to non-comicfags that already sounds full fucking retard by itself
>>720001613I guess crits cover that fantasy. It's been like this since Weapon Finesse feats became a thing. It just completely ruins your attribute system to have Dex raise damage as then Str means nothing. It becomes worthless. If you want to do more damage you need Str. If you want to hit more often you need Dex. Prople just get what they want even if it ruins the game and it's ridiculous. You can't just dump into Dex and be good to go. It shouldn't work like that. They should be happy with their higher crit chance with Whittier weapons and be happy but no. No no no. I want it all and I want it now.
The only characters I liked in this movie were Mr Terrific and Guy Gardner and I'd like a game with them. Also really fucking funny how the objectively true statement that Superman was sent to Earth maliciously is completely swept under the rug and there isn't a single person who still questions Superman's motives by the end of the movie because of a gay speech and his dog biting the bald retard. Wait no I also forgot Elemental Man, he looked cool, shame he was in the part of the movie that kinda sucked for the most part.
Sex with Moner
>>719995360The idea of the shot is to make the flying beaner look as ugly and offensive as possible for screencaps to spam in White spaces.They succeeded.
>>720001908Why would Str be health? Endurance is for health. Look at Ronnie Colman and tell me he's healthier because of his muscles.
Truth, Justice, and a little bit of punk rock
>>720001398Retard, fascists are not the only people who are individualists, and in fact fascism was originally a collectivist ideology, which was corrupted due to the political realities of Italy (Mussolini dropped the economic leftism due to unpopularity with black shirts) and because the nazis were retards who didn't understand the ideology.
>>720001662It's the only other piece of media where I saw an angel holding up a person without wings in the clouds. If you're so smart name 5 other works that do that.
>>720002139UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Sweetie, didn't you forget to call a certain someone retarded?
>>720001713>I made up a quote so I can claim superman is fascistAnAttemptWasMade.jpg
>>720002139Well the Nazi's just took Marx's oppressor/oppressed dichotomy and applied to it to entire races instead. The poor downtrodden Aryan German is being oppressed by the banker Jew oppressor and they must rebel and remove them. Oddly enough, later Marxists never really disowned the idea, they just shifted the targets around. Instead of Jews, you could replace it with men for feminists, and whites for Neo-Marxists. It's an evergreen idea to get people to join in if they can have a moral justification for hating someone else.
>>719988557DEXless damage than STRbest accuracyless attack speed than AGIwhen the fuck does DEX increase crit?
>>720001931The biggest one I can recall is that they never actually explain why, if it was Luthor's plan to use the shitskin conflict to legally kill Superman, Luthor would actually know for sure that Superman would even intervene in the first place. The movie treats it as a "first ever" incident for domestic US metahumans, and any explanation is omitted by the movie starting where it does. So while it makes for a "cool" reveal as to how much Lex actually hates Superman, it doesn't really make much sense that the Kingdom of Lex Luthor was "just a bonus" for him.
>>719991993My ancestors were so lucky.
>>720002440>DEX>less attack speed than AGIWtf? DEX = AGI, l o l.
>>720001762>This sad level of deflection.Just own up that fascism is inherently right wing and conservative because of it's authoritarianism. I mean the fact you're following a tenet of modern conservative to deflect blame onto everyone else is icing on the cake.
>>720002559Shit game then
>>720002663I mean, it's the same stat, it's either AGI or DEX in a game, not both stat, it's redundant.Same as STR is the same as Might, the same heckin' stat, a synonym rather.
>>720002339Anon it's a very basic of antifascist critique. Your standard college communist could explain it to you, much less an actual full blooded leftist.
>>720002634How about you own up to trying to play word games because the best version of socialism is the one you hate the most.
>>720002001Just make Str have a minor role to fulfill in their build.
>>720002785>it's the same statYeah in shit games
>>720002634Authoritarianism is a second axis on the left-right dichotomy, retard.
>>720002634>communism isn't authoritarianDo you know literally anything about the USSR?
>>719993254Always the same hard deflect, always the same face.
>>720001476>Why would having good coordination with your arms and hands make you hit harder?You can use your muscles that you do have better, better timing, more accuracy, hitting that "peak" of force you get when you hit at just the right point.
>>720002828>>720002879>>720002960>Keep doing world play to distract from the fact that fascism is a right wing, conservative ideology. By your logic, communism is right wing too because it's authoritarian.
>>720002808>It just exists because it just does
>>720000918>>720000741Yeah, how dare they make our greatest ally and master look bad.
>>7199953601/4 the budget was james cuck pay pls understand
>>720003095It exists because it exists, yes.
>>719991993I’d cross her borders, if you catch my drift…
>>719989682Why does SF1 has the avatar stand his ground without attacking as default behaviour with no way to change it while the rune heroes get to attack and chase enemies on their own. Why do krauts hate warrior avatars?
>>720003326Only in your head. Remember that time Superman teamed up with a rabbi to defend a synagogue from proto-MAGAs that were operated by a nazi-sympathizer?This is where you now claim the jews in the 1940s were fascists too, just got to ignore that whole Holocaust the fascists did against them.
>>719993930God she's so sexy
>>720003616Anon you're genuinely struggling to differentiate between the narrative of the story itself and the metanarrative of the style of story. I get it, I didn't expect much from someone why actually reads SUPERMAN of all things, but damn.
>>720003694She could be sexier.
>>720003695That's why I'm mocking you, you're trying to self insert something that's totally the opposite of what Superman stands for. Probably has to do with the fact that the fascist right can't create, only steal and destroy.
>>720003732I'm immune to her...delicious....flat chested...l-loli...Give me 20 minutes I'll reply then
>>719989252Faggots like you are why we got those dog shit early 2000's X-Men movies
>>720003907Or the Synderverse.
>>720003859Now try saying that again with her lasso binding you.
>>719991993I'm going to violenty fuck and then deport this little slut
>>720000983>>720000859>it wasn't REAL socialism!git fuked commies
>>720003845And I'm mocking you because you can't see that the literal ubermensch superhero with perfect aesthetics is a fascist message even if he's currently beating up ugly Nazis.
>>720003616>This is where you now claim the jews in the 1940s were fascists too>he doesnt know
>>719994795Stop getting all your superhero knowledge from shit cartoons and pick up a comic
>>720003954D-Damn brat
>>719994923>The Guardians movies were pretty goodLol......oh wait your serious
>>719991993>Merced's short 5 feet 1 inch (1.55 metres) height differentiates her from other DCU heroes.Imagine...
>>719995065Disgusting filmmaking
I want her to dominate me
When's Gunn adding her?
>>719988557DEX gets lumped in with AGI so it ends up being used for a ton of shit. Meanwhile nobody can think of anything for STR and CON.
>>720004230>>720004708
>>719993190>swiftyhomo daring to call anyone else a loserLolLmaoxD even
>>719991648Proxima Midnight from Black Order.
>>719995281Why is pic related bad but having a different power ranger/sentai squad and kamen rider every year cool?
>>720003732I'm immune to her...delicious...flat chested...FUCK
>>720004513>>720004708>Literally pick-up-and-take-home sizePerfect.
This scene was pretty anti-semitic
>>720003049You made the claim that authoritarianism = right wing, not me. Are you underage?
>>720005469even zuckenberg luthor was better than this faggot
>>719988645Because people like me want to impregnate her hussy.Why did you watch a Justice League movie if you don't like the characters?
>>720005531I'm only following your logic,
>Dr fate founded the JSAI thought he was a bad guy in black adam
>>719995065Why did she even kill that dude. It's not like he posed any danger at that point.
>>720005603Um well yeah, everything attached to Snyer’s vision for DC clears the woke trash that Gunn vomited up
>>720005870She's not bullet proof>>719995360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFKAKJPjYSAWhen you see the scene with sound, the metal clang and 'urgh' makes it pretty clear what happened.
>>720005975You assault my ears with this drivel. Why would you do that? The sound only made it worse.
>>720005870Its James gunn so its just some gay edgy "killing badguys is PFUCKING COOL!" He always has characters act atypically violent.>NUH uh that's SnyderSnyder reimagines heroes as being violent and dark, Gunn has boyscout satam supes kill people and pretend that's how it's always been
>>719995281Why is every Spider woman a fat-ass?
>>719988645so that she can say that her ass is fat in peacemaker
>>719995065Why do czechs have an orthodox church for a pairlament?
Snyder had his chanceMan of Steel suckedBatman v Superman suckedSuicide Squad suckedJustice League sucked (both versions)All projects under himHis universe sucked Just let it go, yes you grew up with it. No that doesn't make it good
>>720006181the canadian one with the hockey stick doesn't seem like a fat-ass
Supergirl being a drunk was hot as fuck And correct. The fortress was rotated earlier in the film to face the sun. Superman DID in fact move the door. Kara was right. Never doubt my love
>>719991058per eight minutes runtime
>>720005870>>720006136hawkgirl is not one of the "no kill" code heroes, calm down
>>720007414She will kill but not as indiscriminately as Gunn would have you believe.
>>720006114>Guy middle finger construct
>>720006519that's meant to be Supergirl? she looks like a FASD tard
>>720005870>It's not like he posed any danger at that point.He tried to genocide the same country, twice, and didn't listen to superman the first time after the first invasion was stopped by him and they had a talk.He's exactly like netanyahu, putin or trump, individually, not a threat at all, but he is able to command great atrocities if you let him.
>>720007790Please shut up
>nooo if you kill le bad guy you are just as bad*BLAM*
>>720006404Snyder is the kinda guy you call when you want a cool fight scene not good writing DC didn't figure this out
>>720007703>indiscriminatelyYou describe it like she just killed a shoplifter and not a genocidal madman
>>720004078>If you beat up fascists, you're a fascist.This is next level retardation
>>720005747My logic that you claimed as your own?
>>719990072>>719991834bros? where's PER for +ranged damage?
Lex is nuts but he's objectively right about Superman and the movie has zero actual way to disprove that outside of hamming him up and forcing him to be retarded just like they did The Elite where they just had Superman beat everyone into submission and demand they think he's always good all the time and live life EXACTLY how he wants them too. I'd say the new movie is worse though since it's just insulting seeing a fucking alien pretend he has anything in common with being human just because he has some vague ideas of what being human is like.
>>720008246Also if you watch the scene, you can see she only targets people who shooting at her.The general with the group hugs the wall with his hands up signaling he's surrendering and she just flies past him.
>>720008489>N-n-no u
>>719988645Because nobody wants Wonder Woman
>Supes has his buddies assassinate the sitting leader of a US ally that will likely now have its people raped and slaughtered by the nation they were fighting with>This is just brushed under the rug so Superman can sit in his baby chair looking at his fake family while some gay song playsSo Boravia is fucked, right? Like there's no chance after their entire military gets stomped into the dirt that the brown people nation isn't picking the guns up and going to collect some heads, right?
>>719993546>hispanic>not the epitome of the mystery meat muttlollmao even
>>720008781>Supes has his buddies assassinate the sitting leader of a US allyCan you point me to the scene where Superman tells Hawkgirl to kill him? Or where he tells the Justice Gang to go there and intervene?no you can't because neither of those exist you fucking retard
>>720008781>their entire militaryyou really don't know how war works do you?
>>719994923Remember when trumpfags managed to successfully cancel Gunn, only for him to immediately come back because of how liked he was by the fans and everyone he worked with?That was hilarious. >>720008781>So Boravia is fucked, rightWhat are you talking about? That's like assuming Palestine is immediately coming back to destroy Israeli if Netanyahu also went sky diving without a parachute. Jarhanpur's military is basically non existent given it was civilians who met the Boravian invasion force.Not only that, where did superman tell the justice gang to get involved or kill everyone? Are you like Shapiro where you didn't watch the movie and instead read the wiki article?
>>720008882>Can you point me to the scene where Superman tells Hawkgirl to kill him?She's a retarded headcase that's smash with a spiked fucking mace first and ask questions later, doesn't mater if he said to kill him or not cause she still did it>Or where he tells the Justice Gang to go there and interveneDoesn't have to when Guy says he's there in Superman's place with cameras fucking everywhere to show they outright respond to the people begging for Superman.
>>720004708where's the smash cut to mating press?
>>719993254that's a fucking duck
>>720009116wtf I thought that was a turkey
>>720009045>doesn't mater if he said to kill him or not cause she still did it>Doesn't have to when Guy says he's there in Superman's place with cameras fucking everywhere to show they outright respond to the people begging for Superman.Neither of those things are Supermans fault. He can't control how other people act.Why are you so upset that the genocidal madman who laughed when an innocent person was shot in front of him was killed?
>>720009008>implying the rest of the grunts aren't getting the fuck out of dodge after KNOWN FRIENDS OF SUPERMAN just killed your bossGuy and Hawkgirl might not have smashed every single tank they had, but the military is absolutely not going to be a thing the next day after they did what they did.>>720009013Regardless of if it would be justified or not do you really think if someone bigger assassinated the head jew, smashed up a good few tanks and probably killed some IDF soldiers then proceeded to dump a small arsenal at the feet of Palestinians they WOULDN'T try to scalp some jews? Like I said with the other anons it doesn't matter if Superman said it or not since optically it LOOKS like he did since they only responded when they were calling for Superman and seemingly did nothing to disavow Hawkgirl killing Boravia's leader even if it was justified. Saw the movie in theaters, don't even think the plot is summarized anywhere when it comes to this shitty b-plot so I doubt you could even shitpost using a wiki.
Why didn't Boravia just attack everyone with their own superheroes as soon as they were attacked by superheroes? Isn't that their policy?
>>720008781brown people are noble savages, they'll never retaliate
>>720009263>He can't control how other people act.He can control what people do in his name. He has time to write a story about some shitty shawarma salseman but can't fake another dumb interview to disavow what his buddies did when he goes on fake rants about how much he values human life?>Why are you so upset that the genocidal madman who laughed when an innocent person was shot in front of him was killed?Because seeing how Superman acts in the rest of the movie (like an easily emotionally manipulated retard that flies off the handle at any moment where he gets pushback) who is to say his standards for who he's fine with getting killed will end with someone easy to justify like Boravia's former leader? What if he thinks arms manufacturers should be killed? Speeders? Smokers? People he disagrees with politically as Clark? He's an invulnerable alien with zero ways to reliably fight back against so why WOULDN'T I be concerned if he shows he's fine with people dying if he deems them acceptable to kill?
>>720009350That would only work if that was the entire military, but that wouldn't be the case since you see a solider in the capital getting bodied by Hawk Girl. Also almost all the soldiers managed to successfully retreat.If the farmers tried to attack, they'd be mowed down.Also superman didn't order them to stop the invasion, so you can't blame him.
>>719993254I also love it when teenage latinas destroy my ego with a stare
>>720009712h-holy shit
>>720009590damn we literally got Lex Luthor posting here
>>720009624>That would only work if that was the entire military,Which is the case now since Boravia absolutely has no fucking military anymore after Hawkgirl killed their leader in a country that I assume (seeing how they never mentioned the guy having any opposition) has no real political system in place outside of if the leader that she just killed is alive or not. Again after two of the Justice Gang showed up and completely fucking stomped a section of your military into the dust like it was nothing and proceeded to turn the retard running your country into dust why wouldn't you get the fuck out of dodge? There wouldn't be shit to mow any farmers down unless Boravian civilians picked up weapons and at that point it'd be a bloodbath on both sides.>Also superman didn't order them to stop the invasion, so you can't blame him.I can blame that retarded alien for anything I want actually if he's still hanging out with them.
>>720009925the justice gang will overseer a peaceful transition of power
>>720009925Wait, wait, wait. You really think a military would collapse just because the leader is killed?Walk me through your logic.
>>720009826Lex is unironically, not joking, not playing pretend, absolutely fucking correct about Superman and ONLY Superman. You'd have to have a suicidal level of empathy if you think the character whose only real rebuttal to The Elite killing an absolute fucking monster like Atomic Skull is to beat them into submission and declare himself correct based on fucking VIBES
>>719988645Obviously to set up the larger world, basically it is attempting to do some of the work that the DCEU didn't even attempt to make the eventual Justice League movie actually satisfying a la Avengers. The vibe I got from this movie his is that it is basically going to be the movie franchise version of Justice League Unlimited, given Gunn's affinity for niche characters.
>>720010013With fucking Guy and Screech Bitch? I'd rather Elemental Man just turn into Uranium and kill me then and there.>>720010020Not in normal circumstances, anon. But since the movie does nothing to really show Boravia has an alternative outside of the PutinJew and when two of the strongest superheroes show up to decimate an entire group of your buddies while one of them says they're there in fucking SUPERMAN'S place with the implication he's fine with having you turned into paste then no shit you're gonna fucking run. At best like maybe three guys would be retarded enough to stay but Boravia has NOTHING to fight back against the Justice Gang much less Superman so yeah I'd say the entire military would collapse in that context.
>>719992430Mr. Terrific and Guy Gardner were good. The other just need to get fleshed out in additional moves.
>>719988557>Game is normalfag garbage>So STR makes you do more damage and makes you more durable>But DEX increases crit (more damage) and makes you harder to hit (more durable) by a far larger degree, especially when perks and items focus on DEX and not STR>Final boss has a 1 hit KO move that STR cannot defeat but DEX absolutely canI fucking hate these games, which is 99% of games.
>>720010271>the movie does nothing to really show Boravia has an alternative outside of the PutinJewDoes that info need to be spoonfed to the viewer? One can realistically ascertain that there is a successor to the guy either decided or that would rise up in the power vacuum.
>>720008676You literally said left wing governments can't be authoritarian by definition, and I'm calling you a retard because that's demonstratably hilariously incorrect
>>719993190Still better than the LITERALLY NOTHING where you live. Mald.
>>719988645Aside from the narrative reasons mentioned - she, Terrific, Guy, and Metamorpho are there to setup the Justice League International.
>>720010393Silly ESL, I'm just going by your logic given you tried to push the lie that fascism is left wing. But that's just classic conservative dishonesty.
>>720009925>>720010271Obviously Boravia will call for a temporary truce while trying to secretly fund their own superhero program so they can counterattack. Wait, what were we talking about again?
>>719988557who is this duckgirl?
>>720010384A successor is not gonna be a thing for a nation now having the implied threat of Superman coming to kill you all if you step out of line seeing as he's now had his hand in previously kidnapping your leader and then his friends showing up to KILL said leader. Again the only true way Boravia ends is anyone dumb enough to stay gets slaughtered by the people of Jarhanpur picking up the guns left behind when Guy and Hawkgirl fucked up the ones at the border and the nation gets absorbed into Jarhanpur or just becomes empty landmass.
>>719988557wait, this is in the movie? I fucking thought it was an AI video from the black guy who ran at the cops recently.
>>720010558>anyone dumb enough to stay gets slaughtered by the people of Jarhanpur picking up the gunsThe superheroes would stop them if they tried that obviously
>>720010271>Not in normal circumstances, anonSo you want to prove where the Justice Gang goes on to wipe out the rest of Boravia's army? Because the movie ends with them just standing in Jarhapur to people happy they were still alive and free.You got an interesting fan fiction, you should flesh it out.
>finally get a movie with color where Superman isnt some dour Jesus allegory>that encourages a Superman who stands up for his beliefs by his friends and parents >also not afraid to use the more “cornier” elements like Supermans robot guards, Krypto, kaiju, Ultraman or Mr Terrific >to put the cherry on top the movie also subtly critiques Russia/Israel >even gives the best live-action Luthor to date>for some reason most of 4chan hates itSo…..like what do you mongoloids want? Honestly what? What is your ideal Superman movie if it isnt the Reeve movies, Snyderman or this?
>>719988645BIGWHITECOCKBAIT
>>720010765>The superheroes would stop them if they tried that obviouslyWhy? They killed their leader just for ordering the invasion, do you think they wouldn't have an issue killing the people actually doing the killing?>>720010795They don't have to have Guy or Hawkgirl kill every single one, but with their show of strength and the implied thread of Superman showing up to fuck the rest of them up for trying to invade Jarhanpur there's no reason to think the rest of the military still alive simply wouldn't abandon the country to not get executed.
>>720011057i liked the new movie
>>720011057>So…..like what do you mongoloids want? Honestly what? What is your ideal Superman movie if it isnt the Reeve movies, Snyderman or this?The more important question is who the fuck thought anyone wanted a superman film? every other decision made doesn't matter unless you can answer that question
>>719993354>how is killing a bad thing Gunntards can't even stand up to their own motto. Kek
>>720011310that motto being?
Is Superman the most hated character in fiction?
>>720011057>>for some reason most of 4chan hates itIt has a woman of color who screams.
>>720011057I loved it too. Especially the corny parts. Superhero movies are supposed to be corny. Most of the people who hate it here are just mad because James Gunn directed it and they couldn't make the pedo allegations stick. Pic related was a master class in corn and one of my favorite movies because of it
>>719988557>mfw mommy says dinner is ready
>>720011135Why wouldn't they? There is absolutely nothing in the movie that even hints that they would just let the Jarhanpurians invade Boravia afterwards.
>>719997603>Jason Todd was so hated that his death was actually voted forwasn't that actually rigged and they already had the next comic done before even doing the poll?
>>719989252People like you are the reason why we have the MCUI hope you die in a house fire
Stopping a military invasion is NOT picking a side on the conflict
>>720006181Meanwhile
>>720011057Most of the people who hate it haven't watched it. Which is a good thing, because watching capeshit is gay.
>>720011771>protecting another country from invading forces>THATS NOT PICKING A SIDElollmao even
>>720011691No they didn't rig it that's just an old rumor. Closest thing is that O'Neil said he heard of some fans setting up computers to dial the kill number on repeat but no DC did not rig it.
>>720011634You really think anyone involved in the toppling of Boravia would go save the same people they just tossed to the wolves? Fuck outta here.
>>720011979Again, what in the movie indicates that Superman wouldn't go help the Boravians if the Jarhanpurians began genociding them in return?
>>719988557GUTS+melee damage+grapplingPRIDE+attack speed+defenseINTEGRITY+accuracy+dodgeCIVILITY+shop prices+allegiance with mature womenFLAMBOYANCE+magic defense+critical hit defenseJE NE SAIS QUOI+luck+baking
>>720011634>>720012086He's suffering from a terminal case of conservative brain rot where he can't even conceive of the idea that a wronged people would just want to live in peace and not immediately demand an eye for eye revenge.
>>720011057>Most of 4chanIt's just election tourists and synder shills who hate the movie, the problem with 4chan is things can be spammed to make it look like it's the majority. We used to call stuff like that out as forced memes, but sadly that's a technique lost to newfags.
>>720011238Given the current regime in America's bloodlust and warmongering that's designed to rip the country apart, we need big blue boy scout superman making speeches like this more than ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGtiinR6ni8
>>719994754Earth 1 is the one where people read comics about superheroes after school. Earth 616 is the one where spiderman fights the big wheel.
>>720009013Well Palestinians are insanely retarded, and have tried on several occasions to completely destroy Israel and have failed. Each time they lose even more of the territory that was formerly called Palestine, so eventually they're going to stir up so much shit that even that DMZ they call a home will taken from them as well. At some point they just have to accept that being retarded and highly aggressive is not a good combination.
>>720012950But that's not the scenario laid out. It's the assumption that if Netanyahu got hawk girl'd tomorrow, would the Israeli army suddenly disintegrate and the Palestinians suddenly go from being a beat ,starving, occupied state to the going on the offensive? With everything we see that's not going to happen.
>>720013124If Netanyahu got hawk girl'd, I'd suspect the first immediate thing to happen is whoever is the second in command in Israels government to take over in the interim or the military sets up an emergency government. The Palestinians would probably celebrate by launching more rockets in the ensuing confusion and chaos. Because again, they are retarded.
>>719988732I'm Henry Furth
>>719993546spics are random mixtures of spaniards, portuguese, germans, africans and nativesthey are the definition of mystery meat
>>720001398>capeshit is fascist in message at its coreEh, xmen handles the debate well but there is a reason it fell out of favor as post-obama democrats and EU centrists rose to prominence.
>>719989252>They started listening to the retards demanding comic accuracywhen in god's cock have they ever done this
>>720013260Again, that assumes the Isreals still has a military, the original scenario played up was their army vanished,
>>720012950>and have tried on several occasions to completely destroy Israel and have failedName one
>>720013414Superman Smashes the Klan also addresses this argument of superman being a superior race.
>>720013607
>>720013656Also I remember republicans exposing themselves as fake fans because they didn't know this series was based on the old radio drama.
>>719992440>Doctor Fate, Hourman, Spectre, Sandman, Atom, Flash (Jay Garrick), Green Lantern (Alan Scott), and Hawkman>Doctor Fate, Spectre, and their friends they play poker with sometimesIt's the "Superman is way stronger than the rest of the League" problem cranked up to 11
>>720013584oct 7th, already memoryholed that one?
>>720013656This doesnt address the arguement at all except in the classical liberal sense, superman lives to enact a flawed argument and the guy who was absolutely rationally correct falls to his death choking in his words because the liberal needed him dead.
>>720013331would you please sit down?
>>720013839>It doesn't address the argument>except it doesQue?>Also expecting a guy blinded by hate to make rational decisions.
>>720013797First they kidnap a dozen young men and women, and then ???, and then the complete destruction of israel? Mexico does 3.5 october 7s on the united states every single day for the past twenty years, and the US is unforunately still not completely destroyed.
>>720008575people meme about media illiteracy, but this is it right here, Superman is about celebrating american values, it says that in an all powerful being were to be raised an average american farmer couple, he would grow up to uphold the values of justice and freedom, because we are just that morally superior, Superman is America.See the Red Son for contrast.
>>7200135841948 Palestine War1967 6-day war (gets funnier when it was a host of Arab nations siding with Palestinians and they still fucking lost)1973 Yom-Kippur War1982 Lebanon War (Palestinian militants were using the country to house a base to launch attacks on Israel. Lost the base and got Lebanon fucked in the process)1983- First intifada begins. Doesn't go well2000-Second intifada begins. Goes as well as the first.And now we have the current era where Hamas ended up winning during a Palestinian civil war on how they would conduct themselves going forward. Violent retardation is what they concluded was the best course of action.
>>720013923Hes correct though. The racist cant coexist with the xenos. The racist proves his point beyond a doubt. Superman makes an argument but it is immediately proven wrong by actual action. They do not share a future.
>>720013929if you fail to kill someone, you still have commited a crime in the attempt
>>720013995Your entire argument is if you throw enough shit everywhere, you win.Too bad if you do that, you get locked up for being a criminal since you're not allowed to throw shit everywhere.
>>720013797>HECKIN OCT 7THthis shit has been going on for decades, only now are people noticing
>>720013995it seems you are trying to pull a sort of Paradox of tolerance gotcha, the answer is, it's always morally correct to kill nazis
>>720014028Palestine has never attempted to destroy israel as a nation, only its government and its army (they consider the settlers to be an arm of its military, if you dont I would like to hear a rational argument about how people who are given orders to drive civilians out of their homes and then paid a soldiers salary to continuously occupy those specific captured civilian dwellings and prevent the civilians from returning, are considered non-military assets). Palestinian muslims have lived alongside palestian jews before, and they could coexist with israeli jews just as easily, the issue is that the mission statement of the government of israel is to prevent this coexistance at any cost and force a single state solution.
>>720014270Yes thats the point. Superman is the chief nazi remover, and is therefore the moral chief.
Nah, she was based. Netanyahu deserved it.
>boss gets a badass intro cutscene
>>720014271I would believe that if the standing orders of the Palestinian government (if it can even be called that) is still the same stance they held all the way back in the fucking 60s. They and a host of other Arab nations (which included Palestine) made it apparent on what their stance with Israel was; No peace with Israel, No negotiation with Israel, No recognition of Israel. So no, it's not just the government, it's the very idea of an Israel existing.You really can't have peace when that's the position of your opposition.
>>720013991>Violent retardation is what they concluded was the best course of action.You glow JIDF fucker
>>720014532I don't like Israel, but I could not give any less of a shit about some towelheads either.
>>720013797The same Oct 7 where Israel's military opened fire on israeli citizens? That Oct 7? It wouldn't surprise me if israel killed more isralis than hamas that day.Are yoy familiar with israeli citizen Tom Godo?
>>720011057Not the ideas, their execution.>>>subtly
>>720011057They're nuSJWs, the movie is fine and leagues better than "muh yeeessshuaaaa allegory!!!!" from snyderslop. But their eceleb masters pushed a narrative and they ate it up (which is funny because even in yt people were clowning on Shatpiro for his shitty takes but here they parrot his false criticisms)
>>720014440>can simply turn around>instead does a backflip and shoves her head out her own ass for no reasonwhat did Gunn mean by this
>>720014324Except Superman just beats up Nazis and hands them over the authority since he's not a king.Minus Action Comic 1 311, but that was a ruse to prepare for an alien attack
>>720014601the ragheads don't bribe your politicians
>>720014440I know its Superman but and he probably opted for non-lethal robots but do Kryptonians really make it so their as durable as aluminum foil and have no shields or other methods of immobilizing a target like anti-gravity, shock etc?
>>720011057You are here explaining reasons how a film didnt automatically fail at a conceptual level, and then expecting us to praise it like it is a superlative achiement and not just a list of simplr checkmarks for the absolute baseline of competance.>look, it has a plot and a hero and a villain, it has themes and references, it should be a masterpieceAre you a disney exec or something?
>>720015018Going to explain where Superman got Kryptonian metals when his planet blew up?
I didn't watch the movie. Is it true that she killed a Jewish president to save the world, or is that just a meme?
>>720014440this is more embarassing than the average shonen anime, how can people watch capeshit?
>>720014963And when the nazis break break out of spacejail, who is there to stop them again? The king.
>>720014628Is the conspiracy theory that the Palestinians are so incompetent that Israel had to kill their own people to get a reason to take on Gaza? Is that really what we're going with?That just makes me want Gaza flattened more for them being losers who can't even take down unarmed civilians at a music show.
>>720015117The Netanyahu stand-in wasn't threatening the world, just his neighboring state of filthy brown poor people. He was partnered with Luthor who was threatening the planet, but he himself was just a stooge.
>>720015006what makes you believe that infinitely oil rich arabs don't have some western politicians and activists in their pockets? Why are you so naive?
>>719996227any movies where she's actually like this?what's her Basic Instinct or Wild Things or Joe Dirt?
>>720015221Qatar and palestine are about as similar as ukraine and germany
>>720015221AIPAC wouldn't allow it. Any politician under the control of wealthy ragheads would be agitpropped out of office.
It's gotta be a joke, right? I cannot picture a world where the crew sits down to review scenes like OP's or >>720014440 and don't just burst out laughing. They have to be aware of how retarded it looks, the director has to do this sort of shit as a huge joke so he and his team can laugh at all the idiots paying to see this.
>>720014440Why didn't she just turn around? The handstand transformation looked dumb and weird.
>>719989682>DEX and AGI in the same gamelol no
>>720012086Superman being an explosively retarded alien that's fine with killing you if he thinks you deserve it. He let all those Lexcorp gonna fighting him in the pocket universe die from either exposure or melting in that stream they fell into since nobody was going to go save them.>>720012484That's literally never happened at ant point in Hyman history. Vengeance has ALWAYS been the next step after war.
>>719988645I liked her though.
say what you want about the movie but that lex was kino
>>720015128That's just the batman and joker argument and the whole reason we got the edgy slop of the 1990s, which then gave us What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?
>>720015401Why? She doesn't do anything in the entire movie except express indifference to everything and go SCREEEEEE
>>720011057>What is your ideal Superman movie if it isnt the Reeve moviesbut they are
>movie is blatantly anti jews>/v/ hates itwhat gives
>>720015508It had a weak plot and Krypto is the worst fictional dog ever put on film.Good casting tho
>>720015384Pretty sure the Japanese and Germans are still America's allies and didn't start another war against America, at least they were allies before trump fucked it up because he'd rather suck putin's cock, so your whole claim is bunk.
>>720015508you know there's more to movies than their politics right
>>720015457>What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?Yeah and that was retarded dogshit that just had Superman completely ignore Manchester's points that are objectively correct, beat him up, give a speech that's empty and hollow then declares himself right because Manchester lost against an invincible alien.
>>720005235>having a different power ranger/sentai squad and kamen rider every year cool?Trick question they arent cool
>>720015237she's underage coded, she's not even 30 yet YOU SICK FUCK
>>720015457So youre saying that its still a problem in DC comics that has never been resolved, but they made a comic where joker actually doesnt win and then pretended that was a philosophical answer.
>>720015597>Seething conservative who wants superman to be homelander.Sups proved him wrong because he didn't kill Manchester or any of his team so you don't need to kill people.
>>720015565>Pretty sure the Japanese and Germans are still America's alliesAfter intense military occupation for one nation and a complete raping of the second followed by complete and utter mental conditioning that left the nation led by feckless cowards. I mean yeah when you completely dominate a people and force them to rely on you they become pretty agreeable I guess. So unless Superman decides to brainwash everyone in Boravia or have the Jarhanpurians occupy Boravia for about 70 years directly changing and influencing their culture until they're Boravians in name only those are really your only option that don't end in Boravians being scalped.
>>720015645It's a slippery slope and people like superman and batman don't want to be judge, jury and executioner even if conservatives beg them to be that.
>>720000292Two people cant be in the entire planet at once all the time. May as well ask why people die in fires when firefighters exist.
>>720015806But by your logic, they'd be just biding their time to get revenge on America, that never happened.Explain that.
>>720015820>Two people cant be in the entire planet at once all the timeattosecond
>>720015820>two people can't be in the entire planet at once all the timeI dunno man, the Flash is like, really really fast.
>>720015747>Sups proved him wrong because he didn't killWhich leads to the bad guys just breaking out anyways and killing people Superman doesn't have to care about since he doesn't know them.>so you don't need to kill people.Except The Elite aren't psychopaths like Atomic Skull or Darkseid. They're black ops working to make sure innocent people aren't going to needlessly die because assholes like Superman think letting someone like Gordd live is smart when they prove they have no intentions of being good.
>>720015806>completely dominate a people and force them to rely on youThis is completely wrong, in reality the US rebuilt, propped up and protected Germany and Japan from retaliation from Russia/communist China, still does.
>>720011057>finally get a movie with color where Superman isnt some dour Jesus allegoryWhy do people keep saying this? How the fuck is Snyders version of superman like Jesus, a man/god who gave himself so that mankind could be redeemed? Man of steel has him let his father die along with millions batman vs. superman doesnt have it where the fuck is the jesus allegory?
>>720015221These rich sandniggers will never bribe any US politicians like AIPAC does. I had connections with some of them, but they refused to bribe anyone who could help with their business, citing religion. Which is a damn shame
>>720016039>he boughted the american propaganda
>>720014440kekPoojeet quality
>>720016117>he boughted the chink propaganda
>>720015470>go SCREEEEEEYes
>>720015918Attosecond is stupid and therefore Ive decided to ignore it. Also he has to sleep.
>>720015645Anon, the Joker won Injustice though.You retardedly believe that alive = win and dead = lose when Joker's whole reason for orchestrating the events that kick off Injustice was to see if he can make Superman stop being a big blue boyscout.
>>720015895Japan has been working to decouple itself from American militaries on its shores for decades now, even before Trump was a blip on anyone who didn't watch shitty tv's radar. Only reason it will never attack burgers is because of the lack of nukes.Germany meanwhile is a fucking lobotomite of a nation that is SO retarded they would rather go back to coal mining and buying Russian gas instead of investing in actual energy sources like nuclear. They've been so fucked mentally they have no capacity to desire revenge which proves again that either total military occupation OR just giving the entire nation of Boravia a lobotomy is the only way to prevent retaliatory bloodshed.
>>720015960>Which leads to the bad guys just breaking out anywaysAnd what happens when the bad guys don't break out?>Except The Elite aren't psychopaths like Atomic Skull or Darkseid. They're black ops working to make sure...Stop right there, the Elite under Manchester Black were vigilantes and didn't work for any government, so you're already starting out with a lie.
>>720016072Just because Snyder did a poor job doesn't mean he wasn't trying to beat you over the head with the idea at any given opportunity.
>>720016303That's still not either country plotting to attack America like you claimed should be the case. So your entire post is bunk.
>>720016409But he never acts as Jesus. He just gets lots of lights behind him as he descends from the clouds but he nevwr behaves as jesus.>all you need to be a jesus allegory is light and to descend from cloudsFucks sake.
>>720015960>Except The Elite aren't psychopathsManchester literally tells Hat to rain acid on the families of some aliens to send a message
>>720016515>but he never actually does any Jesus stuff, its all surface level!I already said Snyder did a poor job with his allegory, but he was obviously trying to do it. And that's why people still talk about it.
>>720016515Snyder has never tried to hide the jesus allegory in his DC films
>>720001639i laughed
>mogged by X-23 (Dafne Keen)
>>720016773worst timeline, she will never get a role that will show off her body properly
>>719991834Replace dexterity with Wisdom and it's good.
>>720016843at least we got to see her be a lesbian girlboss padawan who outshines many Jedi Knights in Disney™'s The Acolyte™
>>720016195attosleep
>>720016396>And what happens when the bad guys don't break out?What if the sky turned orange one day? Unless Superman plans on building a location that can house monsters like Atomic Skull and keeping them there indefinitely and forgetting about them like clothes in the back of your closet there is nothing stopping them from getting out>oh buh but they're vigilantes not spooksNot important enough to care, the point is they're an organized group that knows what they're doing. They're not lining up people like fucking Captain Boomerang or Oswald and blowing their heads off they're killing monsters that show no remorse and show zero desire to repent for their actions.>>720016457The only reason they won't now is because we live in an era with nuclear deterrence. Again, Boravia would have nothing to defend itself after their leader died since with the implied threat of Superman coming to finish the job nobody would take that empty seat so unless a third party nation occupied what's left of Boravis to keep the Jarhanpurans out or unless the Justice Gang feels like patrolling the border for the rest of their lives nothing is going to stop Boravian heads from rolling through their streets.
the nanite drowning scene got me fucked up
>>720017082>It doesn't countConcession accepted >The fact I lied about what the elite are doesn't matter either2nd concession accepted
>>720017082>My entire theory doesn't work now and that's fine because of, (insert cope here)
>>720016773looks like shit and she knows it by having that all that makeup
Did anyone notice that Superman murdered a brain damaged retard by throwing him into a black hole in Gunn's movie?
>>720017271i did notice him kill an evil superman, yes
>>720017271Didn't kill him. That black hole was a portal to another universe, a bizarre universe if you will.
>>720017404I liked how Ultraman was a turducken/russian nesting doll both in presentation and in references.
>>720017261she was beautiful in Logan
>>720017404He will surely come back as Bizarro, but as far as Superman was concerned, he was executing an innocent retard who didn't understand his evil actions.Pretty based Batcuck would never.
>>720016773lol no
>>720017184>>It doesn't countIt's an empty hypothetical. At no point have the villains STAYED locked up.>>The fact I lied about what the elite are doesn't matter eitherBeing wrong about what flavor of soup the group is doesn't mean I'm wrong about them being just as qualified to fight bad guys as Superman is. Clark is just mad Manchester got results.>>720017240My theory doesn't work? You're the one stacking conditions upon conditions and using examples that aren't anywhere similar to what happens in the movie. It's telling you picked nations that are entire seas away instead of any recent involvement with nations right next to each other.
>>720017498
I didn't watch this movie, but I see people discussng it and posting images, it seems like there are a million different characters and plots going on? it seems a little messy.
>>720017498anon...
>>720017613There's only one plot : Lex Luthor hates Superman.
>movie starts with supes getting btfo>it was done by super retard wearing a bulky suit>the next time they fight is without the suit>faster and more agile super retard can't damage supes as muchnani?
>>720017613It wasn't too bad. My borderline retarded gf was able to keep up with it well enough though she was confused as to why Superman had a twin brother.
>>720017613You are correct. The casting is good but the plot is all over the place, it's an absolute mess of a film.
>>720017565>>720017638What?
>>720017671The hammer outfit was a force multiplier due to Ultraman being a clone who hasn't spent 30 years soaking up sunlight.
>>720017563You'll have to explain where the nazis or klan members that superman had locked up managed to break out then.Also you lied because there's a massive difference between just killing people without accountability and doing it with a government's blessing, meaning there's no rule of of law attached.
>>720017671>Superman gets btfo by a guy who fights by listening to voice commands (that Superman can't hear himself for some reason)Absurd that Superman can't outfight a guy who has to listen to and react to instructions before he attacks.
>>720017563You immediately claimed that a country would attack another, now you're saying they won't because of other reasons. Goalpost moving intensifies.
>>720003000That's Critical hit. You just want damage without investing points in anything except Dex. You don't care about the simulation you just want what you want and that's it. No. You want damage, you use a bigger weapon or you invest in Str, otherwise enjoy your crits. Good day!
>>720017847Ultraman has no moral quandries and Superman generally is kinda bad at hand to hand combat.
>>720006181>why does every athletic toned super human woman have a nice asswhat do you think retard?
>>720018016When they are duking it out, Ultraman won't throw a punch until Lex tells him what to do, while Superman can do whatever he wants at any time. That should be a severe handicap to retard future Bizarro, but apparently its his strength.Lex should have had a computer algorithm beaming the attacks directly into Ultraman's brain or something. Lex piloting him to combat success against someone as fast as Superman is madness.
>>720017158>character that flies through space can be defeated by suffocating himwhat
>>720017805>You'll have to explain where the nazis or klan members that superman had locked up managed to break out then.Again, the Elite aren't killing petty criminals or random soldiers to which I'll say they're likely executed or died in prison waiting to rot. Superman doesn't really give a fuck if a villain dies, he just wants to feel good about how he looks to people while Manchester just wants to get the job done.>there's a massive differenceI'll admit there's one if you're divorced from what The Elite do. But if you're one of the people The Elite save you're not going to give a fuck if they're sanctioned or not, all that matters is they stopped the bad guys trying to kill everyone. Those people don't care about the rule of law if those same laws are what allow Superman or Batman to put a psychopath away only for them to escape and kill more people.
>>720017758that is a child
>>720018161Wasn't there a line about Superman being able to hold his breath for an absurdly long time?
>>720018074They're not really athletic though. The spider is basically a body building cheat code. Peter wasn't rocking a washboard abs and sterling pecs pre-spider bite.
>>720018113the scene is meant to symbolize how the 1st amendment (1A) is harmful to jews and minorities
the mr terrific fight scene would have been much better if seen clearly from abovethe lady pov from inside a red shield ruined it
>>720018220I concede then
>>720017962Again, you're pivoting to completely different circumstances for nations like a retard fitting a square peg into a triangular hole. Boravia has no allies, nothing to protect it and now their victims have a load of weapons to go scalp the people that tried to murder them. The only likely scenario is people would die after the celebration ends and hate comes to set in. All Superman and the Justice Gang did was flip the side of oppressor and oppressed.
>turning the krypton from peace into waris that allowed?
I did not like the movie
>>720016773>mfw she has nudes online with a full bush
>>720018560>beaver warrior>clear rat tailSo what was this things Japanese name
>>720018601Louise
>>720018184The Elite were willing to kill anyone they deemed a threat, which begs the question, of who gets to decide what a threat is? The people with superpowers? Now you see the problem where if they wanted too, they could kill petty criminals.Which is why you need to have a separation of powers and even you admit that.
>>720018601The card's name in Japanese is "Louise"Crafty japs and their Louise rat beavers.
>>720018184 You're not wrong from a civilian perspective, but the issue ain't about optics-it's about precedent. Sure, if you're the guy strapped to the bomb in Metropolis you probably cheer when Coldcast vaporizes the villain. But what happens when someone they "deem" a threat isn’t a maniac with a nuke, but just someone who disagrees with their methods? Superman doesn’t kill not because he can’t or even because he’s unwilling-it’s because if the most powerful being on Earth starts deciding who lives and dies, then who checks him when he crosses the line? The Elite broke that line gleefully, which is EXACTLY why Clark had to show everybody just how terrifying that looks when someone like *him* stops playing nice.
>>720018368I'm pointing out the retardation of your own theory. Also you just proved you didn't even watch the movie.So that just totally destroys your credibility .
>>720018919You're not pointing out shit when you're attaching a thousand different hypotheticals to eventually make an argument have no merit like a Ship of fucking Theseus.
>>720018204A child depicting a what?
>>720019051Because your initial clam was without merit and you were just caught lying about the movie red handed. Funny how you're to hide from that.So your credibility is officially sunk.
>>720014601>I don't like Israel>But 1948 was an unprovoked attempt at destroying Israel, not the result of terrorists successfully expelling a majority muslim polulation from Mandatory PalestineOddly enough I'm not convinced by your claim.
Enjoying superman anything takes brain damageHoly shit what a garbage character
>>720018693Except we're not talking about one odd case or a hasty judgment. The Elite had plenty of evidence and time to make their choices regarding who needs to die. The new Superman film has Clark make the SAME point Manchester does where if someone isn't going to do the obvious and help people that need saving, why not do the job himself?>>720018743The issue with that is Clark still has nobody to checks him and instead of just dying he'll lock you away for the rest of your natural lifespan if you're a regular human or you'll likely break out again to kill more people if you have powers. The Elite aren't nutcases that need contacting validation, they can plainly see the difference between disagreeing over their methods and a psychopath that's broken out of jail three times the past month or two nations that refuse to stop trying to kill each other.
>>720019129>Because your initial clam was without meritIncorrect. You shifted the goalposts to completely change the dynamics to suit your argument.>caught lyingBeing mistaken over the term for the team isn't lying. Either way being black ops or a vigilante group changes nothing about how the group is structured or the good that they do.
>>720019602And again, what happens when they decide to start killing others for something less trivial? The big difference between. Republicans wanting Superman to be Homelander totally misses the point of superman.But that's a given.
>>720019715Now you're just projecting, also you don't even know what you lied about from the movie, which proves you've just been arguing in bad faith this entire time.
