Are Dwarves an overrated or underrated race to play in Fantasy?
>>719988573overrated, mainly because nobody does anything interesting with them. ppl get weird with how they do elves or even humans on occasion to spice things up but never dwarves
>>719988573that's a shaved rat
>>719988819Dwemer exist
I think they are played by a loud minority most of the time. I don't mind 'em. I think they are neat since it is hard for someone to play as one on a psychological level. Us humans do not like being seen as "lesser" in many aspects, height being one of the simpler ones, and the very feature of the dwarf being... well short has this effect on most people that causes them to feel inferior towards other players whom are of the taller races.
>>719989012theyre filthy elves, anon
>>719989247>Us humansno human would ever say that, you dumb elfaggot
THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO THE ELEGANT AND NOBLE ELVES
They're both very based and very reddit at the same time, depends on the player
>>719988573What did they do to him afterwards?
>>719989984queer head given
I feel like there needs to be more evil dwarves. It makes their superiority complex that they pretend not to have when the elves are around a lot more based. Plus hyper industrialists make kino villains.
>>719989012> the most interesting thing they've ever done to dwarves was make them elves
>>719988573Skaven are human-sized, they only seem lower because they hunch, but they are fairly taller than dwarves
>>719989012
>>719988573Yea I'm getting pretty sick of Dwarves TBQFH
>>719990436the only other evil dwarves i know of are the dark dwarves in the warlords (battlecry) game and the dwarves from the original folklore
>>719989984>>719990193He managed to escape, marched to the nearest Dwarven keep, reported to the thane, then marched to Grimnir's temple and took the Slayer Oath.The other dwarves, in order to leave him a shred of dignity as well as a sign of mourning for how great a shame he went through, would turn away whenever he walked past, so as few dwarves as possible would witness his appearance.
>>719989984Nothing, he's already broken beyond repair
Oh no no no no....Skaven bros....
>>719989012Dwemer are interesting because they are not dwarves, just filling the role.Plus they wiped themselves from existence.
>>719990869is the nudity really that necessary
>>719990869
>>719990869>Skaven>CryingPretty sure they are just rabid retards, they'd just be tossing angrilySo unsurprisingly this is just misery fanfiction porn, I guess.
>>719990947Considering the artist yeah
>>719991104Skaven are pathetic retards. I wouldn't put it past your average clanrat to cry at his own impending death.
Based if players treat them with respect and not just short kings with "muh grudges." What separates them from redditors is an appreciation in the things like they're unwavering loyalty and bravery, utter dedication to building and crafting, and they're deep respect for elders and kin. These are the usual things dwarfs have in fantasy settings but you don't see people appreciate them enough cause they're extremes of human traits. They're not ethereal or otherworldly like Elves, but it makes the dwarfs more aspirational. I reckon also that a lot of people that aren't close to their family and community just don't understand dwarf society because it's usually just an extreme collectivist society where a dwarf will know his place in his Hold and has it drilled to respect his elders and those who came before. To be honest, I think the surge of dwarf fans in recent years comes from people who long for that kind of kinship. A lot of fans in the west likely don't have closely tight knit families, and are probably not in a job/trade where they know their shit to a T and can make something beautiful. I still remember how in the LoTR books, Gimli was such a poetic and deep admirer of all things beautiful, but still saw things differently from Legolas. Legolas didn't understand the appeal of the crystal caves in Helm's Deep the same way Gimli did. Furthermore, in regards to a lot modern western fans, I'm sure a lot of them are now preferring characters that are sincere in what they say, in contrast to all of the Marvel movie quips we get in stories. Dwarfs are known for being blunt, but absolutely meaning what they say. Gimli himself couldn't help but laud Galadriel's beauty despite the differences in their race. To which she saw utter sincerity from him and gave him three strands of her hair (when he only requested one).
>>719990869>>719988573redpill me on this dwarf vs rats shit, what game is it? whats the lore?
>>719991297okay explain the blackfur then
>>719990861>>719989984>>719988573That's actually something that happened in the setting's canon. What followed is >>719990852
>>719991383just warhammer stuff in total war
>>719989750AW SHIT DIGGER ITS A TRAP!
>>719991383It's from Warhammer.
>>71999110495% of skaven are inherently pathetic
>>719991384Yeah okay it's not 100% lore accurate and it really is just misery fanfiction porn like you said.
>>719988573If I had an army I would conquer those filthy rats and rape their women
>>719988573This hardcore humiliation porn only works on females and not on males.This isn't hot. I just feel bad for him.
>>719990869Was this drawn by a woman
>>719991383Warhammer Fantasy>>719991562Their women are essentially giant fat rats who are constantly pregnant and aren't anthro in the slightest like male Skaven are. Unless it's AoS where everything is fucking gay as fuck but only faggots play that shit.
>>719990869This pic would go hard as fuck if it wasn't for the fact that the artist felt the need to put dicks and buttholes on the skaven
>>719988573They were interesting in Dragon Age Origins
>>719991847HAHA! LOL!
>>719989012Dwemer are so fucking cool but I wonder if I'd still care if they weren't extinct
>>719991847>my character is sober so I'm rolling all checks with disadvantageI miss playing D&D with my bros
>>719991340Furthermore on their love of beauty, what they build is meant to last and show their adoration in their people (and potentially Gods). In Warhammer, statues of the ancestor gods are everywhere, and some of the most beautifully carved took generations of dedicated dwarfs to make. And each Hold is structured to last forever. Despite many holds like Moria (or the hundreds in Warhammer) being lost or abandoned, they're built to still last forever and many admire the work that was laid out hundreds or thousands of years before. I think in essence, dwarfs now touch fans that have an admiration of the past and desire a strong community. You see old churches and buildings that stood the test of time in their beauty and you compare it to the modern art shit. Or how many are lonely today because they have no friends or family they have close ties to. People see that, and you see dwarfs and they're the epitome of good old traditions. Just like the dwarfs, the traditions they once admired are dying or have been long gone. But as long as they stand, they'll keep going and try to bring it back to the good old days. As long as there is one son of Durin or Grungni, they won't ever kneel.https://youtu.be/6cX_f4uIDtQ?si=G3dJfC296wLQ_CmQ
>>719989012No they don't. >one of the only cool things about TES lore>you can't play as one because oops Bethesda are lazy and always have been
>>719990869The balls are a good addition, sorry it triggers some anons' dysphoria or whatever.
>>719992139I enjoy the visceral reaction mossa triggers in some troon anons
Reminder that elf hatred is thinly veiled White hatred, as the modern perception of Elves (courtesy of Tolkien) is idealized Europeans.There's a reason why these cringey memes are so popular among redditors like >>719991847, as proven by the globohomo style of the top image.
>>719992116idiot
DAWI ARE BASED. FUCK ELGI, FUCK GROBI, FUCK URKS. LIFE TO GOROG AND DIGGIN BIG FUCK OFF HOLES.
>>719992227faggot
>>719991104You won't get far as a Skaven if you don't know how to do a good bit of groveling for mercy.
Dwarves are great. I'm writing a totally original and groundbreaking pulp fantasy RPG right now and had this crazy idea to put dwarves in it. I'm gonna make them maritime dudes, sailors and fishermen.
>>719992187It's just kinda boring how inaccurate it is just to be edgy.>orks eating humansAin't a thing.
>>719992116retard
>>719988573their supposed to analogues of KIKES
>>719992294>Ain't a thingYeah not in nu-40k I guess where they just eat squigs.
>>719992219Pretty sure it's just courtesy of people who watched the Steve Jackson Lord of the Rings movies and thought John Rhys-Davies gettin' mad at Orlando Bloom was funny.
>>719988573I hate the Skaven so Sigmar much I wish the Warhammer universe wasn't such an editorially mandated shithole so they could finally get exterminated
>>719992320jeet
>>719992262Groveling isn't whimpering and active crying. That implies some form of expectations or hopes for better outcomes than pain being present in their society as a commonfare, which is not the case.
>>719990947>>719991897>Murder, slavery, and torture is okay>Nudity is too farAmerican's are mental
In the general sense, dwarves are underrated. They're probably the race with the least amount of creative thought put into their various iterations; every dwarf is indistinguishable from the next.In common fantasy communities like 4chan, where they can't help but closely identify with ugly, angry, drunken manlets, they're overrated.
>>719992116fool
>>719992343Where in any relevant non fanfic 40K has this been presented?
>>719992467silly willy
>>719988573Dwarves are both overrated and underrated, unlike elves who are just overrated. The reason for this is you get a lot of people who say they like them, but when it comes time to pick they aren't going to play a dwarf.
>>719990869I have no problem with mass murder or carnage, in fact I enjoy it, but something like this sickens me.Let your enemy die a dignified death on the battlefield as a warrior, not this.
>>719992343How nu is nu to you, exactly? Ork spores producing literally everything from orks to the shit they eat has been around for a long ass time now. The only shit orks use humans for is unorky labor and teefs.
>>719990869this is basedwarhammer should be as edgy as possible
>>719992219You are brown
Mossa is a fraud coward. The moment he got a load of blowback and controversy on x he locked his account and fled to bluesky.
>>719992219
>>719992436I don't know, I just feel like any Skaven that's survived to adulthood would be able to ugly cry on command to seem as pathetic (and thus overlookable) as possible.
>>719992516In one of the War of the Beast novels it's mentioned that they keep humans as livestock. I'm sorry that your wholesome chungus faction sometimes eat humans.
>>719988573that artist does great gore porn
>>719992219Not true at all. Elves ultimately just like beast races are the other, who stand in the way of human primacy.
>>719990869>the balls on that blackfurZAMNNo wonder Kerillian gets ratdick in the side
>>719992698Yeah this. I like Skaven a lot but they aren't hardened badasses by any stretch. They're pathetic, craven little shits.
>>719992716Anon, do you know what livestock means?
>>719990947Me: trying to figure out why the rat is using a lizardman's head as a mask but turn out it's the lizardman wearing skaven's fur.You: nudityGuess I don't have eyes for details.
>>719989247there are 5 mammals that lay eggs and 4 of them are echidnas
>>719992875Faggot, they were literally fattening them up in that novel.
>>719992670Projection.>>719992695Facebook/xitter meme.
I like dwarves but warhammer dwarves are too fucking dumb to take seriously.
>>719992953Yes, because making them unhealthy allows for fucked up teeth, easier to extract that way.
>>719992219true
>>719992459>>719992940>>719991897>>719992139>>719992789you can make cool anatomically accurate (despite ratmen being made up) drawings without the need for nudity in any form or shapei wanna look at some nice skaven fanart without having my suspension of disbelief shattered by rat ballsacks, penises and anusesunless you are fucking furries. then yeah, this is probably the shit you get off to you fucking faggots.
>>719992219this is usually true actually to love elves is to love a physically, spiritually, artistically, intellectually superior people. It is natural for a wise person of good nature to find elves appealingdwarves on the other hand appeal to beardy soiboys with inferiority complexes who love IPAs and hate treesin other words, nobody over 6' thinks elf hate is funny
>>719990436I think any version of dwarves that more majorly diverts from the stereotypical LOTR dwarves are usually pretty cool. >>719990804If you like the dark dwarves in Warlords Battlecry, you'll like the chaos dwarfs in Total war warhammer. Armored elite troops and a ton of war machines except instead of rock golems you get fire golems.
>>719988573Dwarves are body diversity representation. Nobody thought "I want to be a squat, fat, crab shaped man with a swollen nose." But because so many men look like that, authors incorporated the look into their work. Glorifying the image.
>>719993134People like you are why Warhammer is gay now. Everything has to be safe and sterilized for you.
>>719993213I thought the balls were funny, personally.
>>719993146Save, thanks.
>>719993237Sorry that you are such a basic bitch pseudo-cannibalism edgelordliness is what you need to get off.
>>719993213fucking kek
>>719990869>Skaven have those sharp teeth>Their hands are bound in front of them, well within reach of said teethSometimes I wonder how can talented artists make a work that obviously take days to complete, and still fuck up on the most basic logic of things.
>>719993237>post an art of an ork notoriously not collecting teeth from a guardsmanNah. If anything the real menace is you shitting on decades of established lore about orks collecting teef as much as they fight.
>>719993237like anyone would listen to the opinion of someone obiously into gura and ryona, yeah we get it, you like beating up womens, now quit trying to shove your fetish everywhere like the cucks
>>719988573you don't get to play as dwarves often in fantasy games. They're underrated.
>>719993213Why would animals having testicles ruin your suspension of disbelief?
>>719993237Warhammer was always gay. It’s cock just got too big for your mouth.
>>719993237the only problem i have with this, is that they don't look like orks. it's just some caricautre of a nigger/gorilla hybrid
>>719988573You just KNOW there's some fat faggot jerking off to this
>>719993237>LE GRIM DARK LE EDGY LE SPOOKY LE SERIOUS FANTASY HURRR DURRR IM A SECONDARY HOW COULD YOU TELL
>>719993213>I CAN'T STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT FAT RAT SACKS AND THROBBING RAT DICKS>OH I SWEAR I WOULD LOVE TO BE NORMAL BUT I JUST CAN'T WHEN THERE ARE PICTURES OF HEAVY RAT TESTICLES TO PREFORMATIVELY COMPLAIN ABOUTGo be a freak somewhere else.
>>719989012>Babylonian and Assyrians with blue skin and a penchant for fucked up shitKino
>>719993414they look exactly like orks
>>719993361Because the Skaven are not real, anon.
>>719993549They reproduce don't they?
>>719993472>nooooooo warhammer isn't grimdark even though it literally coined the term grimdark>you're a secondary if you think the grim darkness of the future should be grimdark!>>>/reddit/
Okay so skaven fags and dawi cock suckers are the most mentally ill people from warhammer, IGuess that’s the takeaway from this thread.
>>719993237>Everything has to be safe and sterilized for you.Shareholder-chan doesn't like it when you threaten her dividends with your edgelord stuff bro. Those pockets aren't going to line themselves.
>>719993361>>719993608NO animals do NOT have testicles and do NOT have sex!
>>719993491>STOP NOTICING THE THINLY VEILED ARTIST'S FETISH!!!
>>719992686I thought it was redditors that whined about his art tho
>>719992753go back to ur reddit echochamber
>>719993631>warhammer isn't grimdark even though it literally coined the term grimdarkWay to out yourself as a secondary, secondary.
>thread went from dwarves>to human vore>to now about rat testicles
>>719993736projection
>>719990869Remove rat
SNEAKING-STABBING
>>719993764reddit literally banned his art
>>719990567cool ass art deco elves who tried to make their own creator god but failed and were also able to tap into primal magic via musislc/tonal magic
>>719993810you are the sort of person who gets upset when people say the imperium is also bad
>>71999363140K coined grimdark, fantasy wasn’t ever grimdark, at most it was mudcore, then 6th edition hit and fantasy adopted grimDERP, which bled into 40K in the worst way possible.
>porn artist makes softcore porn>"hey i dont like this">[collective asshurt autism vortex]
i like dwarves being around but i cant understand people who would ever want to play them
>>719988819This is the complete opposite of reality
>>719993861Yea I'll have deep friend rat with a side of deer penis please
>>719992187>look up the artist and find tons of interesting costume and character designs>every single human character he draws has baggy tired eyes and tumblr faceI hate it. At least he can draw orcs and lizards
>>719994075No it’s the truth
>>719992116>the thing that makes them cool is their backstory where their entire fucking race disappeared>wow, why is bethesda so lazy, let people play as them
>>719994179Yeah in opposite land
>>719988573>short(like women)>hold grudges(like women)>bearded(like women)They are the reddit race.
>>719994163I'm waiting to see if he will do some Yamanya vs Corded Ware. His stone age stuff was alright.
>>719994220You could absolutely have a TES game set in the past where the dwarves where still around, they had a ton of things that made them interesting besides their sudden dissapearance. The real issue is the devs would have to think outside the box to design dungeons to go through if they couldn't just slap down a dwemer ruin every couple hundred feet.
>>719994220The real reason you can't play as them is because Bethesda couldn't code the height difference when they made Arena so they made some half-assed story about how they died out. Then Kirkbride took some mushrooms when he wrote Morrowind and he made it kind of interesting. Bethesda suck nigger cock dude. One of the most overrated video game developers ever.
>>719993213>draw a living thing with all the necessary parts>WTF??!!?!?! YOU CAN'T SHOW THOSE PARTS?!?!?why do you freaks want living beings to be drawn like barbie dolls
>>719990869I really doubt lizardmen would wear rat demon skins.
>>719991817It's funny cause if you believe Blood Bowl to be even remotely biologically accurate, Skaven women would be pretty hot if they weren't constantly fucked by warpstone.
>>719993889i thought the rats were saying plansky instead of plan-scheme until a couple days ago. (like a mock russian way of saying plan)
>>719991062thanq-ACK!
Dwarf women are sorely underrated.
>>719988573Why was WFB so insane but ass-generic at the same time
>>719994380>One of the most overrated video game developers ever.That's an understatement.
>>719994624she-dwarfs belong to gobboys
>>719994624Dwarf woman also have beards and mustaches.
>>719994631It only got insane after 6th edition when they remade the setting for the 3/4th time.
>>719992219>elves are le whities Then when what the fuck are white HUMANS suppose to represent
Reddit hates him
>>719994886People hate it when grimdark is actually grim and dark
>>719994821Isn’t it obvious? Third worlders. They’re like 2/3 of the issues with the settings.
>>719993318They're still held by the neck, even if they chew off the restraints fuck chitter gonna do? They're being carried by the herald of goddamn Sotek, he kills rats by the hundreds.
>Dwarf woman also have beards and mustaches.
>>719992584The Skaven are some of the worst monstrosities in Warhammer, and they're all backstabbing scumbags. They do not deserve an honorable death on the battlefield, they deserve a painful and humiliating death.
>>719994706now thats something more my alleypost more or the artistplease
So will they just keep updating VT2 for all eternity?
>>719994931That’s not grimdark, it’s just dumb.
>>719994886>there are entire worlds within the Imperium when things like this are happening at scale>it isn't just limited to just abhumans let alone bound to the worlds themselvesSpooky
>>719994886That's not enough piss for all of them :C
>>719995014Skaventide
>>719994886i could fuck the chaos out of them
>>719994962You're a pussy ass bitch, you don't even dare to reply to me.Take a random image from my meme folder.
>>719995108Yeah me too. Then they can drink my piss when I'm done :)
>>719995117Lmao
>>719988573Satanic image
>>719994631All Warhammer is taking giant fistfuls of whatever is popular at the time, forcing it in the setting, and then working back to make it unique for (copyright) creative reasons. I mean the Necron are literally just space terminators.
>>719994931I love these retards like you wouldn't believe.
I wish there was more lore with Queek and his "dad"
>>719995014Why not? It's greatI love to solo Legend Chaos Wastes
>>719990852>>719991424Wrong. He gets raped.
>>719988573usually they're an accidently created, dying race that's losing ground from another subterranean species. overrated.
>You're a pussy ass bitch, you don't even dare to reply to me.
>>719995204I think Necrons are actually just Space Tomb Kings. There's not much in common with terminators at all beyond the surface level.
>>719992294Orks eat humans all the time. HUMANS in 40k eat humans all the time.
>>719995014yeah, more or lessthe original plan was for 10 years of contentit's been 8 out of 10 so far
>>719995325cant really say that because tomb kings dont have a personality
>>719994380>The real reason you can't play as them is because Bethesda couldn't code the height difference when they made Arena so they made some half-assed story about how they died out.source: my assDwarves (they weren't even called Dwemer yet) were mentioned a grand total of twice in the entirety of Arena and they were only ever stated to have been driven out of a hold by a dragon (an obvious LOTR reference). Here's the other one:>Like the Dwarves who created it, Volendrung is prone to disappearing suddenly, resurfacing sometimes in days, sometimes in eons.And here's the singular mention of Dwarves in Daggerfall:>Hammerfell was first occupied by Dwarves. They were a sparse population with just a few riches filled cities. Over night (from another dimension) a new breed of goblins invades - a huge army of fighters appears in the middle of the province, and pillages, raises towns to the ground and drives the surviving Dwarves out. The Dwarves flee through a lone surviving port city and are gone by the time the Redguards cross the ocean. Also no idea what you mean by "coding height differences" unless you mean something like the camera positions for PCs, because both Arena and DF have enemies which are not all the same height or size."Dwarves" were basically just ignored until Morrowind when Kirkbride decided to reinvent them as the Dwemer. And he was never on drugs, he's said this many times.
Are modern Warhammer fans embarrassed of old Warhammer or something? For some reason they're trying really hard to scrub the edgyness away and make it corporate safe.
>>719995325They're space tomb kings NOW, they used to be space terminators before Fantasy got killed and they decided to retcon Necron into the TK. They used to just be soulless robots here to kill everyone and the C'tan were still up and around.
>>719995368Neither did Necrons when they were first introduced. Or is that what you were getting at?
>>719992294>>orks eating humans>Ain't a thing.The Beast series in 40K shows what an Ork 'umie factory farm looks like.
>>719994886I think this pic does a great job at showing the Imperium as also being far from good.
>>719995418No, GW is. GW is a hateful, evil corporation that is here to chase the bottom dollar and nothing else.
>>719992945and that's a good thing!
Dwarves in fantasy got mostly taken over the wholesome quirk chungus crowd in a variety of different universes where they appear. The trend in gaming has been that in any situation where you can pick your race, people will pick the sexy elf/human options or whatever is closest. Dwarves are short so they don't get the Sex Appeal Boost. So for the most part you'll hear people say dwarves are awesome but very rarely is anyone other than a chud or reddit bacon beer drinker actually playing one.
>>719995418The latest lore about the Terminus Decress is proof that the old Warhammer retardation never went away
>>719988573Skaven were the worst thing to happen to warhammer.
>>719995564There's a difference between being retarded-edgy and just retarded. There's nothing edgy about the Terminus Decree, it's just a hilarious paper that tells a bunch of shiny space marines to kill bigger, shinier space marines and the entire rest of the imperium if the corpse gets up.
>>719992294>Tyranids eat humans>Chaos eats humans>Space Marines eat humans>Humans eat humans(corpse starch)>"noooooo!!!!!! orks can't eat humans!!!!!!!"Ok dude
>>719995418jidubya is run by retards and redditors are hypersensitive neither of these things are particularly new or shockingall this could be solved if they would just stop advancing the plot in 40kit's not like fantasy, they've got 10,000+ years of stories to tell; there is no pressure to move forward in order to produce new stories
>>719995605t. Thorgrim
>>719995418You're a fucking retarded newfaggot secondary.And your mother was a whore with a fat arse, did you know that?
>>719995418No, that's just a mix of corporate suit types edging any hard edges off and a mixture of gay DEI bullshit that also doesn't like anything with any semblance of individuality so they remove that too. It's how you could kind of see where things were going when even the logo was changed to be less detailed and simpler to slap onto everything. Then they did it again and it's just a monochromatic black and white bit. It's letting women and gays decide where to take a brand and they always collectively agree to take it to the safest place possible.
>>719995418I'd say it's just a loud minority that wants edgy stuff but doesn't want to be seen as weird for liking it. Like they want big tough guy ripping an alien in half yelling "Kill all xenos" but don't want people to even think that he might be using that as a subtle hint that he hates real life illegal aliens so he also goes "Well, why doesn't the Imperium just make peace with Xenos?"
>>719995462I'm not sure if it was the same novel but there was also a meat room where they chopped up and ate human slaves who couldn't work anymore. Ork invasion forces number in the high billions fucking right they'll eat anything that is edible or provides nourishment. They also take delight in torturing or inflicting pain on others. Not in a Slaaneshi sort of way but in a dumb brute retard way who thinks it's funny when something weaker than it squeals in pain.
>>719995418>For some reason they're trying really hard to scrub the edgyness away and make it corporate safe.Can't sell your products to the modern audiences without dialing back on certain aspects of the IP that haven't aged well. GW is a company that encapsulates the anglo greed in its purest form.
>>719995662Can't let their "safe" and "wholesome" faction be edgy in the least. I hate these fucking faggots so much. I wish they would get syphilis.
>>719994624OG shortstacks best shortstacks
>>719995103>Skaventide>unofficial AU where the world survives the end times but the skaven dominate>characters struggle for survival as insane skaven tech floors the world
>>719995710Not edgy enough, you can do better than that you little cocksucker.
>>719995729This is one of those lame and gay faggots that equates literally everything back to politics and can't appreciate a setting for its own merits. Point and laugh at him.
>>719995861Do not test my patience, dwarf.
>>719995678I just don't understand the Terminus Decree. If I remember correctly in earlier lore it was meant to be a last resort option in case of a catastrophe that could collapse the Imperium, that made it seem like something that would be useful in all kinds of situations. But what use is it gonna be in the case that a massive Ork waaaagh is steamrolling the entire Imperium? Or if a massive Tyranid hive fleet shows up and starts eating all the Imperium?
rats are funny
>Like Skaven and Chaos Warriors after VT2>Like Skaven and Chaos Warriors even more after TWWH2>Peer into the tabletop games to see what things are like in the source material>"Well these don't look too bad, why do people bemoan AoS so mu-">picrelI feel like being a secondary needs to be acceptable for Warhammer shit going forward.
>>719995967THey came out and stated what it was. It was "If empy gets up, force him back down". Which is hilarious because a force of 1000 shiny psyker boys can't even face the sisters of silence much less the Custodes and the entire Imperium.
>>719995420Anon, Newcrons became a thing years before Fantasy was discontinued. Also they were obvious goofy ass tomb kings in space from their earliest models, their lore was just nondeveloped.It was only in 4th edition they went full Terminator with the aesthetic, that just happened to coincide with Dawn of Wars release which is when the majority of the modern Fandoms roots originate.
>>719996042Well yeah that's what I meant, how is a paper saying "don't let the emperor get up" gonna help against a tide of orks?
>>719996093Fantasy was being killed for years and they knew where it was going the whole time.
>>719995260This. By fat smelly rat cock.
>>719995990>I feel like being a secondary needs to be acceptable for Warhammer shit going forwardThis is what they are doing with 40k right NOW
>>719995989why...
>>719996108It won't and can't. The writers at GW don't really pay attention to prior lore, they retcon heavyhandedly into (new thing) and new thing is frequently retarded.
>>719995990The model prices are insanely higher than they've ever been, and Archaon is almost a whole army by himself in terms of point cost. If I remember correctly the codex he's available in only has 3 or 5 units tops. It's basically an "army" that consists of him plus his entourage. Oh yeah, and they're all expensive as fuck.
>>719995418They've been at it for years now. It reminds me of the satanic panic of the early dnd days, if the companies don't constantly reaffirm that the games are fictional and they don't promote or approve of the characters actions constantly, you'll get some drooling retards who think it's "pro-facism" or some dumb shit and actively campaign against it. Corps will always stand by and coddle these dumb retards to avoid having them hate brigade because the fictional character reminded them of a real life politician or some nonsense like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p46-WQddxI
>>719996108>>719996042>have cool spooky box of lore interest>some self important asshole writer ruins it to leave their mark by inserting something that sounds totally cool and ominous to them but they are retardedi wish i could muster the energy to get upset about this but ive already written 40k off, im just sad
>>719995990Archaon's mini is so good
>>719995343What's in a human's diet that makes them taste so good?
>>71999613240k is going the same way with how fucking expensive they're making just playing the game at all. You'd think someone would learn from prior mistakes, but this is GW. They don't learn, their customers just leave...only to come back later anyway. Real battered wife syndrome.
>>719996226Slaves to Darkness has a fuckload of units though.
QUEEK THE HEADGIVER YES-YES
>>719995468it's not grimdark, it's gross fetish content.
>>719996445Hot take: you're wrong and you're just a fag
>>719996132Exactly. If they were killing one failed setting why do you think someone would suddenly have the idea to START turning Necrons into one of Fantasy's least played factions?They didn't. Necrons were always Tomb Kings in Space. 4th edition was the radical aesthetic departure. 5th edition was a return to form.
Armored core is more grimdark than any of the warhammer settings.
>>719996374
>>719996445Reminder that Reddit has banned all of mossa's art
>>719996507It wasn't a failed setting, it was purposefully neglected by a CEO that wanted to tank the company and sell it off for a golden parachute.
>>719996332Humans. No, I don't get it either.
>>719992219i like white folks and i dont like elves. stop being dumb
>>719996358That's the problem with 40k, their core consumers do not give a shit, they'll buy anything GW shits out. GW will never go bankrupt no matter how bad the quality of their products get because of this.
>>719996319Plastic can't beat metal.
>>719996525love these
>>719996319But it costs as much as car
>>719995990>AOSWell there's half of the problem right there. the other half is checking out GW over Cults.
>>719996580Tomato Tomato Potato Potato
>>719996308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlQiO57mGbY
>>719995990>I feel like being a secondary needs to be acceptable for Warhammer shit going forwardyou can like the warhammer setting without playing the table top, there's tons of books on the setting and plenty of videogames as well. If your not stupid like me and don't want to shill out $145 for a spearhead box, you can play the game on tabletop simulator. They seriously need to crank these prices down, $45 for a single unit tiny as shit mini is outrageous, and I'm going to be 3d printing whatever I can
>>719996706I just found one on ebay for $40 usd after 5 seconds of searching
>>719996580He also has a dedicated group of tranny stalkers on pretty much every platform with comments going "YOU CANT LIKE THIS DRAWING"
>>719996762The Kharadron are proof that the guys writing AoS all live in seperate cages and aren't allowed to talk to each other
>>719996817Truly? That's quite the dedication by those trannies, but I guess never leaving your house gives you a lot of time to be crazily obsessed over something.
>>719996884Would you leave your house if you looked like they did?
>>719988573>Koreanlel
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DWARF THREAD YOU WAZZOKS.
>>719996580>t was purposefully neglectedNo the fuck it wasn't. It had loads of stuff coming out even before 8th edition dropped a ton of proto AOS stuff. The issue was that everyone was fucking complaining about the direction the game was going since the middle of 6th edition. You can go back to the forums (like dakka dakka and uh...probably the vampire counts forum idk) and track down how people were reacting to stuff like tamurkhan throne of chaos and see the complaints. you also get the issue of fantasy doing nothing but refreshing the same model lines (of elves) OVER and over again, the worst part is that they kept that model of only putting effort in stuff that grabs the most attention while neglecting other lines.
Dwarfs are most one dimensional race in twh
>>719996949is this Total War or is it Bannerlord
>>719996930I've seen the inside of an inner city American Walmart. There are people who look even worse and couldn't give any less of a shit.
Skaven bussy
>>719994886Usually, everything in the Imperium serves a purpose. They'll do whatever is necessary regardless of morality. That's where the meme of "no goodguys" comes from. But in this setting, in order to survive, they MUST do some unsightly things to continue to exist. Using humans as computers isn't for fun, it's a necessity due to the rules of the setting. Otherwise why strap a person into a machine and jab wires into their brain? That's alot of work.So... With all that in mind... what are the beastwomen useful for?Certainly not meat or hides, they're too scrawny. Certainly not milk, there are much better options for that.If it's because of malice, then fine. But stop wasting precious time, space and resources keeping them alive and just put a bolter through their heads and be done with it.
>>719993237Fags like you are the reason why we get shitty sex scenes in series because "le story is not enough"Kys
>>719996949fuck you the thread now belongs to the forest
>>719997140Does sex trigger you or something? Are you a faggot virgin? I'd kick your ass. Your dad failed to raise his own son.
>>719997116>stop wasting precious time, space, and resourcesThe Imperium is full of frivolous waste because some guy with a gold skull medal pinned on his jacket wanted it.
>>719996834Most of the AOS original lines were all actually drawn up by Blanche himself. I think Khadrons are cool but balloons for the guys probably wasnt the way to go, Fyre slayers are tragic wastes of potential though.
>>719997116The Imperium isn't efficient at all. It's actually extremely inefficient.
Did they ever explain why dwarves are now niggers in age of shitmar?
>>719997116Are we talking of the same imperium with hundreds of planets dedicated to be meme farms for Rogue Trader amusement?
>>719997116If you use some of the BL books for reference, mutants in the Hive Cities only tolerated simply because most of them live even lower in the hives that most people hardly notice them. The Eisenhorn series has the Inquisitor take on a fake name and costume to talk to an informant in a titty bar on the mutant side of the slums. Those disgusting fuckers live in the shadow of the ass crack of Imperial society and will usually be snuffed out the moment they're found for suspected heresy of the Chaos kind.
>>719995661I only know about warhammer stuff from memes, but this sounds way too retarded even for wh, wouldn't the marines be all happy if their totally-not-god came back?
>>719993335But this discussion started because of someone freaking out about rat DICK.Why are you bringing sexism into this when the initial subject was MALES being tortured?Frankly more fantasy needs the Pear of Anguish and similar. The pipes so elegantly crafted that the screams of the dying escape the bronze jaws like the bellowing of the brazen bull.History is fucked and we should stop hiding from it.
EVERYONE ITT IS NOW INFECTED WITH CONTAGIOUS PENIS CANCER
>>719995990WH is in a weird state regarding all of that anyway. You have BL, the WH+ animations, and a good chunk of the vidya coming out nowadays have GW writers at their helms for story, or at least direct approval and supervision from GW to some extent). I think as long as you aren't a little homo treating Alfabusa or trashy wiki articles as all there is, you're okay.
>>719996948Ohhhhh, now it makes sense
>>719997367Because god said so, and got it written down on a piece of paper that like 1000 dudes have to fight the entire imperium.
>>719997203>pegged>Horned Rat>implying the Horned Rat is femaleartist almost had it there but went full retard, damn
>>719997373based
>>719997221>NOOOOOO GIVE ME SEX I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE STORY REEEEEEEGO WATCH PORN THEN YOU FUCKING NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
Rat.It's what's for dinner.
>>719997231Right, but this isn't holy terra or some civilian outpost.There's a guardsman there which implies the image is within some astra militarum installation.Where frivolous waste is only spent on uniforms. (And is therefore, not frivolous.) Keeping something alive that is neither helpful or valuable is far more expensive than material waste.
>>719997538People actually do have sex in real life. Surprising I know but it is true.
>>719997552
>>719997432
>>719997552I would never eat rats or mice. Good way to get hantavirus
I hate the BASTARDIZED, CORRUPTED, MEANINGLESS, CHILDISH spinoff of Warhammer Fantasy that tried to replace it.That worthless piece of shit that tried to replace it.I'm talking of course about 40k
>>719997116lel, that's almost point for point what one german said about malnourished Slavic children." I consider the manner, in which this matter is treated at present, as impossible. There is only one way or another. Either we have no desire to keep these children alive – therefore we should not allow them to slowly starve to death and [at the same time] swindle so many litres of valuable milk from the general food supply. Or [presumably] we intend to raise these children in order to utilize them later on, as labor. In this case they must be fed in such a manner that they will be usable as workers."
dominions shits on total war warhamma
>>719997367There is a chance that if he comes back hes not the same person from before. I dont really have a way of explaining it without it sounding like a jrpg plot point.
>>719991340>>719992095Based fellow dwarfchad and effort poster
>>719997790I'm not sure why you'd even compare the two besides I guess Dominions being 4X
>>719993335Sorry, Slaanesh isn't being killed off anymore. You lost.
>>719997790Total war devs seem to be in love with the ideas of the old world that they have in their heads rather than reality.
>>719997929Yeah but Slaanesh has become pretty sterilized now
>>719997956They're working with GW. Unfortunately, their shit is canon now. Even with all of that, Fantasy is the only good Warhammer setting.
>>719997795Nah, that's perfectly feasible.You don't want your Godking coming back as some sort of No-Longer Gage.Either that or he comes back all stroked out and the sight of your Godking slurring and broken would destroy the majesty of the image of him upon which the entire religious empire is bult upon.There's a reason we don't depict Christ shitting himself when he died.
>>719997367If the Emperor leaves the Astronomicon then the Primary tool the Imperium uses fir travel and communication gies dark and everyone is fucked.
>>719997795I mean i understand that coming back from 10 millennia of infinite pain and warp fuckery might not be the best thing on someone's mind, but a suicide pact before even asking questions to the people they have been worshipping this whole time seems excessive, even for THE SPACSHE MAREENS
>>719995729What real life race do Tyranids represent, o enlightened one?
>>719997116>Using humans as computers isn't for fun, it's a necessity due to the rules of the setting. Not really, humanity is just really paranoid about creating another men of iron situation eventhough they don't even have the skills or the technology to achieve that level anymore.
>>719998191Unironically, locusts.
>>719998191chinks
>>719998148Emperor doesn’t have mortal mind, he is more of a war entity than human
>>719998124Surely the emperor could fix it if he wasn't a skelebro, he was making the warp subway mostly by himself
>>719997998Sort of? All Daemons are Sterilized. That's what happens when you take something chaotic and without form snd now they're just categorized into Unclean ones, Bloodletters, Daemonettes etc. You show anyone normal a Slaanesh model and they'd think you're weird.For 40k Slaanesh' real problem is that Emperor's Children are the only ones who haven't gotten a model/army update
>>71999771840k was made because it was the "its cool when your 12" theme and it is, shits cash. Problem is when you get unironic lore whore fans who shit up the story with their non canon deviantart trash fanfics and eventually creep their way up the ladder to somehow get a job for the GW team and make it canon.The original codex vs now is a fucking travesty.Its just was a table of dudes making edgy, power fantasy stuff with tropes. Which in turn created a generation of addicted swoyboys creating these story rich bullshit-iteriums of useless drivel and deep dives of meaningless babble that makes thinking about the world of 40k more interesting than actually playing it.40k would unironically work great in a fortnite setting if it was like 40v40 vs PvX.
>>719998360>For 40k Slaanesh' real problem is that Emperor's Children are the only ones who haven't gotten a model/army updateBro....
>>719998021I don't really care that they're working with GW. GW also had Talabheim destroyed in a siege, Marianburg nuked, and made Malekith the undercooked Phoenix king.
>>719998327He wasn't, the secrecy of the project was just strictly enforced. The Astronomicon is SUPPOSED to work with only short periods of interaction from a Powerful Psyker, but since it was worked into the Emps life support system, if the System was ever turned off the whole thing will probably just explode.
>>719998256It's like everyone forgets about the influence of Chaos and demons when they bring up how incredibly hesitant the Imperium is to create new technologies. Actual fucking demons are real and have a history of giving "divine inspiration" to the people that often ends up causing mass amounts of death and destruction and sometimes even a demonic invasion. Being afraid of AI that might actually be a fucking demon in the machinery is a real concern to have that choosing to use organic materials would be a preferable alternative.
>>719998434>GW also had Talabheim destroyed in a siege, Marianburg nukedLong overdue imo.
>>719998148Even before that, the emperor has been alive for 10s of thousands of years... I don't think he was human for a long ass time.
>>719998398Oh did that come out? I stopped paying attention to model releases
>>719998124He just needs to flick the wi-fi router on. During the great crusade he was operating the astronomican remotely using his psychic might.The real threat to humanity from him getting off the throne isn't the astronomican, since that was a thing separate from the throne way back then. The real issue is that the emperor being on the throne keeps all the warp rifts caused by Magnus' folly to stay shut, and him getitng off of it will basically turn Terra into another Eye of Terror.
>>719997292The post you're reply to didn't say anything about efficiency. It was about necessity.
>>719998580They gave Fulgrim a snake vagina and everything
>>719998360They got new models back in February
The Horus Heresy novel series was honestly the beginning of the end for 40k. It's full of some of the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen put to paper.Reminder it implied Horus is the one sat on the Golden Throne and not the Emperor. So subversive, just ignore all the ways it's fucking retarded and makes no sense. Oh yeah and the Emperor is actually le evil. WOAH I am SUBVERTED.
>>719998663Well it is a necessity to torture and humiliate mutants
>>719997370>History is fucked and we should stop hiding from it.Nobody hides from it, they just don't get sexually aroused by it like yourself.
>>719990869>femaleNot just disgusting guro furfaggotry, but also non-canon guro furfaggotry.
>>719998785This 100%. The HH novels are by far the worst thing to ever have happened to the franchise. The way every single characters talks like a homosexual wrestler is just insufferable. "HONOR BROTHER HONOR GLORY BROTHER I ADMIRE YOUR HONOR COCK BROTHER MAY I TOUCH IT" this is 99% of all dialogue in the novels.
>>719998785wat
>>719988573Overrated as fuck, also that image is hilarious. Shortcucks deserve the hole in the ground they dwell in.
>>719998510>choosing to use organic materials would be a preferable alternative.Yet demonhosts and demonic possession happens all the time in the setting
>>719995108They're not even chaos, just mutantsThis is the reason so many turn to chaos anyway, it's not inherent to beastmen
>>719998667>>719998743Well that's nice. All the others Chaos armies that came out I had just seen at one point or another so I guess EC just slipped under my Radar. They look good, though I would have hoped they could have gotten a special Chaos Bike squad, maybe even Doomrider
>>719998938Redditor or troon stalker? Which are you?
>>719989012they're shit. "le heckin ancient race that disappeared for no reason" trope is the lamest shit.
Reminder. Ignore zoomer faggots telling you otherwise.
Warhammer 3 made me appreciate dwarves
>>719992584Skaven want to end the world, they deserve nothing.
THE EMPEROR'S SON SUCKS AND FUCKS A FUCKING ELDAR!
>>719999173World is kinda gay though
>>719999012Every new Chaos legion release wave is bare bones.
>>719998965And those are also dangerous, but significantly less dangerous than a demon getting a robot body or full access to an entire forgeworlds industrial capacity. Shit man, both Space Marine games involve the forces of Chaos subverting some idiots grand idea to create a super weapon to end some major threat against the Imperium. The first one was a device to kill all xenos, turns out it was a device to create a portal to the Warp. The second one was altering Necron technology to....open a portal to the Warp. Not a lot of creativity, honestly.
>>719994886What? Reddit loves dwarfs. Any game with dwarfs draws redditors in like a black hole.
>>719994163You would have baggy tired eyes if you were a normal human in 40k too. Doubly so if you were in a warzone.
>>719999184I want to see the Ynnari completely assfucked and forgotten into Oblivion because of those gay fucking comics
>>719999318I say 'him' and you think I'm talking about dwarve(s)?
Blueberry tits and pussy in a mecha.
>>719998256There is no paranoia about the aversion to AI, it has proven to be extremely susceptible to demonic influenceand even possession.
>>719998802Perhaps not the act itself, but prejudice against mutants among the imperial population does make sense, since mutations are sometimes a sign of either genuine chaos influence or a sign of a genestealer cult.Removing mutants keeps the human genepool more "human" as well.
>>719993237lol you baited so many tourist redditor replies. holy fuck nu /v/ is so soft.
>>719999454No, I misread it, my bad.
>>719997302Because Blackrock owns a significant portion of GW's shares. Vanguard, which is the same clicque with the same agenda just a different name, owns another significant portion of them.
>>719999184Their love is pure.
>>719999285Well you can just use Normal Chaos bikes painted and kit bashed a little to make them a bit more Slaaneshi
>>719999591how much?
>>719992187Chink was doing the whole 40k cannibalism porn thing nearly two decades agoThe fandom has only become more radicalized and mentally ill since
>>719999461>farts liquid acid shit on your waifu
>>719999545BUT YET THE MARINES CAN RACEMIX WITH ELDARS BUT ME FUCKING MY CATGIRL GF IS HERRETIC??????
>>719995468If you haven't noticed, the 40k universe is a bit fucked.
>>719999545Of course, you also have the more "stable" mutations like the Ratlings, Ogryns, and the ever important Navigators. The Imperium is willing to accept mutants provided their mutations aren't so obviously extreme.
>>719999572No problem, bro
>>719993335>not liking ryonaGay
>>719999670Their army doesn't have chaos bikes. If you're only interested in the hobby side of things you're better off buying or printing 3rd party models. There's some cool Doomrider looking ones.
reminder that rats are your friends
fuck rats
>>720000016Is this a recording from 205 or something>>720000093@ratfucker23141 you will want to see this post....
>>719999671https://investor.games-workshop.com/shareholder-statistics
>>720000000Let's see...
>>719999712I can't think of anything worse than dying from sharted liquid super aids diarrhea. Nurgle is terrifying in fantasy and 40k.
>>719988819The coolest dwarf race is Gorons. And thats because they eat bombs and gemstones and turn themselves into living landslides. Zora are also the most interesting elves for being fish that turn into birds when the world floods.
>>720000236Stop posting samples you worthless shithead.
>>719995990>I feel like being a secondary needs to be acceptable for Warhammer shit going forward.this sounds alot like "western society cannot survive without unchecked 3rd world migration"
>>720000016>rats being afraid of ratsHow ironic.
>>719999999>>720000000
I don't understand this thread
>>719992294In the Commissar Cain books the orks eat humans, he commandeers one of their vehicles and there's a big box of human limbs in the back as "rations".
>>719995729You got the fanart based on that pic?
>>720000783Tbf everyone with a digestive system eats humans in 40k
>>719991340>To which she saw utter sincerity from him and gave him three strands of her hair (when he only requested one).Damn imagine the goon sesh he had that evening
>>720000517fucking moron
>>720000772All hells broken loose, Valaya preserve us.
Dwarves are great but done poorly 90% of the time
>>719993237>>719992187>>719990869why did these mossa pics anger 4chan transfolk so much?
>>720001632Post a well done dwarf
>>720002000It gives them dysphoria
Hm...I'm feeling weird about these ones
idk much about Warhammer, are there nice and smart Skaven? i like rats.....
>Tfw no 10 foot tall mongolian ogre gf
>>720002445smart yes nice no
>>719991424Reminds me of the time dirty elgi shaved a dwarf diplomat that kicked off a 400 year war of vengeancehttps://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/War_of_the_BeardWarhammer fantasy mogs 40k so bad
>>719990947If anything, the Skaven balls should be even bigger. Seriously, the balls of rats are absurdly huge.
>>719992229>Have some of the most enduring warriors in the setting armed by their smiths which are rivaled by none except those from Ind>Engineers produce very powerful weapons from basic gunpowder weapons, flame throwers, gyro machines and a literal blimp that can wipe out half the enemy army on its own>Runic magic allows them to create awesome gear (which also is rivaled by none except by Ind), empower their warmachines even further or to shackle to their will the occasional murder ferret they use as a living war crime to break the enemy before advancing (not to mention having Rune Golems that sadly are collecting dust at the moment due to the lack of natural magic from the earth...damn pointy ears and their Vortex)Warhammer Dwarfs are fun.
>>719992584It's Skaven. If anything, they're being dealt with too lightly.
>>720000016What's the context? Is there some Jewish rule against rats?
>>719988573What's going on in this image?
>>720003182It's Skaven (evil rat people) humilating a Dwarf in Warhammer 40k. Like in many other settings, Dwarves place immense value in their beards, so this is paramount to being castrated.
>>719993309>>719993326>>719993335>>719993392>>719993414>>719993472>>719993697>>719997140Not that anon but here is the thing.Orkz in 40K and Orcs in Fantasy are from the player perspective football hooligans and comic relief.However there are multiple lore examples how cruel and monstrous greenskins are if they get you. Anything Armageddon related will show you just how horrible and terrifying they are towards the civilian population and then we have the Beast series where they literally lobotomized people into cattle for slaughter.So nope. That's just you people having sanitized looks.>>719994886Well someone among the administratum is trying to revoke the Imperial Beastmen's abhuman status.
>>720003339nigger, beards grow back, dicks don't
Nan Gau women prefer Altdorf men.
>>720003339Muslims do this too by the way, you might have seen that video of someone burning their beards with a lighter, huge disrespect
>>719997116>Usually, everything in the Imperium serves a purpose.lol, lmao>Bismarck noticed a lone sentry on a lawn at Peterhof and asks the Tsar why he’s posted there. No one knows; the archives are consulted, and it turns out Catherine II once ordered a guard to protect the first spring flower on that spot. The order was never rescinded, so the post lingered for decades—guarding nothing.Above describes so many things within the Imperium. A bloated bureaucracy leading to horrendously inefficient record-keeping and with so many positions and jobs being passed down for generations, it inevitably leads to situations like this. People doing things they do not understand for reasons that are not only now irrelevant but also entirely forgotten. The problem is, it's a double-edged sword. People like to make fun of the mechanicum's rituals surrounding machines but - even ignoring the whole machine-spirit thing - turning something like vehicle maintenance into a holy ritual which must never be altered keeps it working for 10,000 years. Because nobody is willing to buck the system or come up with a "better way", nothing can fail; but nothing can get better either.
>>719994886What's happening in this picture? Chattel slavery?
kys pedo nigger
Remember to clean your image cache guys.
>>720002472holy shit thats hot
>>719992095>?si=G3dJfC296wLQ_CmQthank you for your service, elven spy
>>720003339>Skaven>40k
>>720003870Shit, I meant fantasy. Fuck.
>>720002472god i wish that were me
>>720003913
>>719999161Arnold? The football head kid?
>>720004089>"It's ogre."
>>719988573>behold, a man-man!
>>720003435It's still very shameful. Think the worst thing someone can do you to you while allowing you to live and still have brain activity, and triple that for a dwarf in this scenario.
>>720003435irrelevant due to the value placed on their beards by their societyyou're viewing it through a human lens onlyeven if it grows back, to have it shorn off at all is nearly the peak of emasculation in Dwarven societyyou can certainly think it's stupid, but that's just how it is for dorfs
>>720003182Dude read picrel and decided to draw something with the same theme.
>>720004301Schwarzenegger dumb millenial
>>719999161I thought the whole point of being a man was to put away childish things?
>>720004581Schwarzenegger? Like the village in Switzerland?
I forgot, did the dwarf got their revenge?
>>720004647no, it means black nigger
>>720004696Every time the dwarfs and skaven fight the dwarfs kill a trillion of them. The problem is that the skaven have trillions to spare.
>>720004767Black nigger? Like the bull I see with your wife?
Elven wombs for Rat seed!
>>720004696No, Snitch killed Thorgrim and then the Dwarfs all blew up and were made to be part of the Age of SigmarA triple humiliation
>>720004923Skaven are in Age of Shit too, they didn't escape that fate.
>>720004826that was your mom
>>720005025yeah but which faction still mostly exists unchanged and which one now runs around naked?
>>720005096His mom was fucking your wife? That's rough buddy.
>>720005025one humiliation against an entire book of them
>>720004873what will the offspring look like?
>>720005248The most beautiful rats! Which, ironically, will be the ugliest skavens for said rats.
>>719993213>art depicting something freakish and disgusting>this art is bad because it's freakish and disgustingackshually the fact that this is your reaction means the artist was successful in what they were obviously trying to do
>>720004923Thorgrim is just a glup shitto who cares
>>720005248Skaven are already pretty humanoid for rats, so maybe they'll look like anime rat girls, as boring as that is.
>>720005320the Skaven will reject them? will they have to throw in their lot with humans? just imagine the new and creative forms of racism that will arise
>>719990869Why are their balls so damn big? Weird for such a cowardly species.
>>720005495Well, rats are known to be fecund for a reason.
>>720005495Rats have huge balls compared to their size. Also, the whole big balls = equal bravery is fucking stupid. Your brain is the one who decides if you're brave or not.
>>720002203made for blessed hammers
>>720005650I wonder how we humans come to associate balls with being brave in the first place. Like, are we all afraid of being castrated during combat? Anons who were stupid enough to enlist, speak if this is true.
>>720005248>offspringlollmaonothing would ever come to termeven assuming anything took root, guaranteed miscarriage
>>720005650>Also, the whole big balls = equal bravery is fucking stupid.t. peanuts
>>719991340The vermintide cast is such pure lightning in a bottle for fantasy characters in vidya.
>>720005650>>720005717testosterone is largely produced by your testicles, so yes, your balls do actually have something to do with your willingess to take risks and agression. They're so important in testosterone production that if you lose them to cancer or something, you have to take supplements to make up the difference.
>>719994624This artist draws the best dwarves.
>>720005717>I wonder how we humans come to associate balls with being brave in the first placebig brave = big man = big balls
>>720006045Dark Iron dwarves are the only good thing to come from WoW.
>>719990947>>719993213>>719993736god americans are so annoying, the only people on earth that go to see the statue of david and can't help obsessing over his penis
>>719995662Funny when you think about it. With the exemption of Slaanesh voring the quadrillion elf souls, humans are the most consumed intelligent species. The baby birds of the galaxy.
>>719991104Ska cried when that grey seer was trying to manipulate Queek into killing himpretty much everything gay about skaven came from queek's books though
>>720006397Tyrannids and Orks are more numerous by far, but humans do strike a nice balance between being fairly common while relatively easy to get. I imagine the Tau would replace humanity in that category by a slight margin if they really start to equal the Imperium in influence and power.
>>719992294you are a fucking quarternary to think that orks literally set up slaughterhouses for captured human populations
>>720004619nah, being a man is about ensuring the next generation of boys are able to appreciate the fruits of their forefathers
Dwarves are cool. But they're flanderized into being essentially the same 2 or 3 characters. Also, plebbit loves them, because an average plebbitor is a bad, obese, short, low-functioning alcoholic.
>>720004873There is no womb on the elf you posted, that's a man baby! All rats are fucking FAGS!
>>720006283Quiet shitskin.
>>720006529Hard to quantify if most orks or tyranids are intelligent. Some of them are, but the vast majority, especially the ones that get eaten, aren't.
>>720006729>Dwarves are cool. But they're flanderized into being essentially the same 2 or 3 charactersi'd say the opposite is the problem, alt-hipster men are adopting dwarves as their spirit animal and they are sanding off all the interesting parts about themdwarves have quickly become GAY because of glitterbeard faggots obsessed with jewelry
>>719997042thats vermintide 2
>>720006872have you even looked at what the average american looks like now?
>>719991847See, both top and bottom of those pics are plebbit. Dwarves and Elves got along fine in LOTR and Silm. Barring a... few misunderstandings. They got along fine in Warhammer until Chaos pissed in everyone's soup, and even afterwards they don't really hate each other, they just don't get along.
>>720007130The average American has not changed. Moving a shitskin into human territory does not make them American. There is no magic dirt and citizenship is meaningless.
>>719994624>>720006045ARTIST NOW
I like the dwarf in Dragon's Crown. At first glance he's a typical dwarf but then he's got all these really cool wrestling moves. That's not what I really like about him, though. Some of his skill tree pictures as well as certain frames of his animations seem to indicate a darkness or rage inside of him, but in a more interesting way than the typical berserker type dwarf. Sometimes all you can see of his face is a giant mouth with two huge rows of blunt but scary looking teeth. It's almost like there's an animal inside him. Maybe I'm just reading too much into small details but it's the impression I always got.
>>720007529Retard
>>719990436Chaos Dwarves/The Red Axe are evil in runescape, iirc
>>720007608SIGNATURE TINY + COLOR CHOICE BLENDS INDO NOT JUDGE
>>720007529We don't spoonfeed here.
>>720005717>>720005979>>720006083your balls tuck in during fight-or-flight scenarios in order to protect themselves and to draw blood into your bodyif your balls are big and loose then your body obviously does not perceive itself to be in any real dangerit's that simple
>>719989012not anymore they don't HEYOOO
>>719995989holy shit, humans are so evil
>>720002000holy shit dude, nice digits
>>720008084Truly
What race are dwarves most compatible with?
Skaven are the dirtiest, irredeemable race.
>>719993515their ears are way too small. Orks have large pig-ears and boot lips. These look too much like a gorilla
>>720008382Real talk, can you get away with raping Skaven in the Empire or is that too far? Asking for a fellow man-at-arms.
>>720000278Even more so in Fantasy since 40K might have some disinfectant if you're a high value person but in Fantasy you just gotta pray you took all your shit covered clothes off in time.
>>720008637Isn't knowledge of skaven enough to get you killed?
>>720008637You would never want to as Skaven are probably walking vessels of the most horrible STIs and you’d probably create the Warhammer equivalent of super HIV, literal dick melting levels of horrible
>>720008760But can I get away with it legally speaking?
>>719996948>>719997426Huh
>>720008637even the most "regular" Skaven dude would definitely give you ultra rat herpes or something and you'd be oozing pus and blood from your dick for the rest of your lifethe filthy reality is one 99% of furries that want to fuck them ignore, only hlad had the balls to actually draw that level of shitaside from like that one picture of Kerrigan rimming a Skaven dude with two versions and the nasty one he's got sores and smegma and all that>>720008932even assuming you could manage it, you'd be consorting with Chaos and you'd probably be executed for that much lol
>>720007335>The average American has not changedAnon the average american have higher melanin levels than their countries of origin, it's why america has one of the highest rates of hazel eyes in the world, next to brazil and north africayou are a mutt
>>720008283Humans. As seen with most Fantasy media.
>>719988819I always liked the somewhat modern take Runescape had where they aren't autistic about beards. A lot of them have cool mustaches.
>>719994486>>719991817the broodmother is definitely not the natural state of the skaven female. in fact one of the thanquol books depicts an instance of a female being used as a bodyguard and built more like a rat ogre amazoness
>>719990869Fucking based. I love how the artist made it as brutal as he did. It really sells home the idea of being gldragged away to slavery when you are naked and being dragged by the neck by a lizard man wearing your friend
>>720009027>>720008760Getting Nurgle and Slaanesh's blessing in one go.
>>720003620Those are groks, scifi space cows the Imperium farms for food at the interplanetary industrial scale level. The females are beastmen, mutated humans. The Imperium is racist as hell against mutants and I guess just stuck some female beastmen females, who probably were tithed to fight as Guardsmen, to provide sexual comfort to the groks for tastier milk and eggs instead of being cannon fodder soldiers.It's the equivalent to sticking a bunch of African females in the Gorilla exhibit at the zoo to stop them from flinging poop.
>>719993237>>719992187the problem with mossa 40k art here is >he's a shitposting faggot intentionally trying to get a rise out of you by first making a cutesy girl unfitting of the setting>then subjecting her to horror but with a distinct sexual slant that isnt present in the official material of the settingorks dont do that creepy chimpanzee mouth retraction thing. but he draws them that way because its a creepy rape ape that gets a reaction from people.
>>719992187Oh shit it was this guy that did the skaven getting taken into slavery? Kek based. Why do people dislike this guy? I like how graphic his shit is
>>720009358I like the contrast between how cute he makes the girls and how horribly ugly everything else is.
I cum.
>>719993414So an ork?
>>719994624Remember that dwarf romance is repulsive.
>>719993736>you hate trans because you want to fuck them
>>720008637>>720008760>>720009027Most Skaven are virgins because breeding rights are beyond the reach for most of the scum, so everyone saying they all have STDs is probably off the mark>But can I get away with it legally speaking?Most citizens of the Empire don't even know what Skaven are so for most it'd probably be seen as just bestiality - which isn't illegal because Hochlanders exist
>>720009675>female dwarves look like 14-year old girlsI'm agree with Gary Gygax, drawf women have beards.
>>720009358>The problem with Mossa Art is that he makes a setting about brutality and horror feel disconcerting and unsettlingSounds like he's nailing it then
>>720009675Behold, the average 14 year old
>>719994782>according to redditFemales, even Dwarven ones, have much lower levels of testosterone. I know, it sounds bizarre, but hear me out Turns out there are biological differences between the sexes
>>720009797>even Dwarven onessource?
>>720009536what game
>>720009789>makes a setting about brutality and horror feel disconcerting and unsettlinghe doesnt do it because he's trying to do the setting justice. 40k is not a setting full of shit like that, he's just a tortureporn obsessed korean looking for (you)s. the one redeeming thing is he hasnt gone to black cuckshit like other korean artists (i think)he's good but he's predictable as fuck for this
>>720009331Hoirrible, so I guess it fits.>>720009742Persumably, even if they are virgins, they must be full of diseases due to their highly unhygienic lifestyles. Hell, you don't even necessarily need to have sex tio be infected by veneral diseases. You could be sprinkled with blood and be fucked that way. Unless they have rampant gay orgies all of the time, which I wouldn't put it past them, but that's probably not the case either.
>>719992294The fucking Iron Warrior briefly allied with the Imperium to liberate an Ork world where they were breeding and farming humans at the industrial scale level for food because it actually managed to offended their near non-existent humanity.
>>719999712STINKY
>>720002472>Ogre has tiny bound feetThis dude is a sociopath. It's great.
>>720009954Warhammer 40k is one of the few settings where a tortureporn obsessed korean is perhaps the right kind of person to draw for it. >>720010021Holy shit I didn't noticed that lawl
>>720003126He's threatening to release the Epstein files
>>720009959>Unless they have rampant gay orgies all of the timeunfortunately not likely
>>719990869>>720005495>>719992789>>719991897>>719991104>>719990947reminds me this animation where the artist felt that it was necessary to include the animal's genitals.they're all furries
>>720010074again, great artist when he works. but an inaccurate depiction of the source material/IP tone in the case mentioned. its natural for people to seethe because he makes it with the intention of creating seethe. there arent tiktok cuties in the IG being sent off to get rape-murder-eaten by chimpshreks, as much as it might give him an erection
>>720009917Dwarf Fortress.
>>719994782this is always a socially stunted retard check, tolkien was making an obvious in universe joke between men, but socially awkward losers take it at face value because you've never talked like this to another married man
>>719992219Its always has been a thing but also is one of the reasons of why dwarves became popular among the steampunk rejects besides treating them as quirky tinkerers
>>720010021 Unironically that’s the most disturbing part of the whole piece. Not the gore, not the expressions, not even the meat grinder - it's the dainty Cinderella feet on that absolute slab of a monster. Man's out here unlocking new fetishes by accident.
>>720010153As if you need those to know what Mossad is doing.
