/v/, are you excited for Scolipede's upcoming mega evo?
donut
>>720039341With or without nuts?
why did they give the horse bug those eyes?
>>>/trash/77690094
>>720039493Both
>>720039560marketing purposes
>thinking any shitmon from gen 5 will get a mega evolution
>>720040214>he doesn't know about the leaks
>>720039285what if mega scolipede had a big massive gassy butthole haha and it farted on other pokemon and hypnotized them with its noxious gasses just for laughs
>>720040867Imagine corking up that ass until the slutty bug horse swells up like a blimp before exploding
Why does this fucking insect drive people so feral?
>>720039285this and falinks's mega are the only ones I like
>>720040867What if the scolipede haha was too high level for me and I couldn’t catch it and it defeated my team and smothered me with its donut and used me as a fart cushion wouldn’t that be funny lol
>>720039285Why do people want to fuck this thing? It's a literal fucking centipede.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAD CONCERNING A NINTENDO PRODUCT WITHOUT DIRECT AUTHORIZATION/PERMISSION FROM NINTENDO TO DO SO.HERE AT NINTENDO WE SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE.WE SUE FANGAMES.WE SUE MODDERS.WE SUE COMPETITION.WE EVEN FUCKIN SUE CHARITIES.WE ABSOLUTELY SUE OUR FANS.PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE CUZ OUR LAWYERS ARE PREPARING TO FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN DEATH IN THE COURTROOM BITCH.WE'RE GONNA SUE YOUR SORRY ASS SO HARD YOUR FUCKING GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL OWE US MONEY!
I really dont get why this thing is a favorite in pokeporn.explain
>>720042254Bedroom eyes power. Salazzle is literally a lizard and people would love to have her on their coom team.
720042569this meme is stale already because of how hard you're trying to force it
Scolipede poison that works as an aphrodisiac
I miss when Nintendo announced stuff more than 1-2 times a year
>>720042756Yeah, but salazzle actually has a pokedex entry that outright mentions it using pheromones to lure human males, stands on two feet and has curves and a slender figure
>>720042940I miss corocoro leaks and pokemon sunday, pokemon presents are fucking soulless
>>720042661Maybe the infamous sunnibee pic made it become a meme to lewd this thing
bug horse puffy anus ATF methinks
>>720039720>dick and ballscringe
>>720043064Ok but have you considered giant ass and fat donut
>>720039720>dick and ballsbased
>>720040867this but he also anally vored his opponents
Scolipede I drewhttps://files.catbox.moe/5nmls1.png
>>720046559how romantic
Ignoring her mega donut, what could they do to make her actually good? If they get rid of her speed boost ability, it's DOA
>>720046951It could work like Sharpedo where it's one of the few megas where it's worth not mega evolving it on the first turn and you just run protect for a free turn of speed or just switch in on something safe for a boost. IDK what it could get ability-wise on the mega however.
scolipedes, male or female, all belong to human male trainers
why?
>>720047347https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13557782
>>720039285
>>720047860>those bug balls
>>720039285>tfw dont have twink femboy figure to get fucked by big horse cocked scollipedeUPDATE WHEN?!
scatfags should be publicly executed
>>720048417i lost interest in this when it turned into hypno rape and angst
I just like regular female scolipede wtfWhy isn't there any of that anymore, why is it all weird extra shit
>>720048492based, same
>>720039285I love female Pokémon so much.
>>720042661It's just a bunch of autists with weird fetishes like >>720040867 being vocal about it.
>>720043215imagine slowly losing your sense of self as it's blasted out through the pucker that you now arehaha
>>720042891Scolipede braps that work as an aphrodisiac
>>720048531Sorry buddy, this is a Scolipede (male) thread.
>>720050871MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>720050871ponder the aroma...
Muh bug wife
>>720052725where's the penis??
>>720046559If that's really you, then keep up the good work, I love your drawings.
>>720040214sorry anon, leaks have already been proven true beyond a reasonable doubt.We're getting 6 gen 5 shitmon megas
I for one look forward to all the Mega Scolipede porn.
>>720052812Making her a romantic dinner
>>720046559
>>720039720>thread starts with nice big ass>rest of the thread is just niggers posting disgusting fart fetish shit
>>720054925go post some non braps in there then
>>720041780Huge soft belly, every part of its body is curved, heavily lidded eyes, and it has literal fuckhandles on the face and ass
>>720046559Now draw her making out with female trainer.
>>720053575Yes it is me nigga here are my other semi-recent pedes (you've probably already seen them but I'll just post them again for prosperity).https://files.catbox.moe/jbo642.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/t1hjei.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hg4p5u.png>>720055396I have this Scolipede with Roxie, I'm sure you'll like this one... :^)https://files.catbox.moe/cy493r.png
>>720052812Inside a portal pocket pussy that leads to your ass
>>720040214Did you forget about Mega Audino?
Obesity is disgusting.
you guys need jesus
brother that's a horse
>>720057000>brother that's a horsehaving been on /v/ for longer than a week and therefore having seen those webms that people post of horse puss, i'd say im ok with that
>>720056832Is he a Flying type
>>720057000Which way, white man?
Rate my fetishmon team and post yours.>https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/
>>720039285Such lustful eyes.
>>720055602>fat blob uselessly holding their signature item in their handGets me diamonds. Have the same reaction to any Splashwo image that keeps he trident in her hand.
>>720057603Which threads?
>>720056617But Audino isn't a shitmon. She's S+ tier in bed
>>720039285Losing Speed boost will cripple it and it will be far better with sash double dash pass. That's how that smogon dude made it to spot 1 in master rank after all.
How many innocent trainers has he vored?
>>720063531i like vore for a lot of things but i don't like the pain/snuff/cruelty aspect
Obesity is so fucking sexy.
>>720063531i remember one of the first things I found on the interwebs was scolipede vore, right there on google images. there was an internal shot of the trainer blushing as he soaked in bug digestive juices....11 year old me felt very funny
>>720057751normal/ghost
>>720063713preach it, based brother
>>720039285No because all mega evos so far have been trashThey'll ruin her
for me its scolipede taking massive shits from his tire-sized pooter and cumming from the sheer size of the turds mashing into his prostate as he produces cubic miles of bug brown
>>720065758most vanilla pokemon fan
Poketendie subhumans should be executed on sight.
>>720066003francis loved faggotry doebeit
>>720065896We already had a ass transformation+personality excretion post in this thread and this is what made you comment?
All hung bottom quadruped pokemon belong to my cock
>>720067543imagine hitting their pressure spot and making their organ use watergun
>>720065758i admit a part of me is turned on by this but i REALLY dont want to explore it further so im shutting it off from my mind
>>720042074I'm confused about what they do and don't consider mega evolutions. Zygarde gets a mega, but ultra necrozma is not considered one.
>>720042756salazzle is anthropomorphic and specifically designed with female curves. not my cup of tea because I'm not a furry, but I see the appeal since it isn't just a literal centipede.
>>720047176some megas got their own unique abilities, but I don't think I see scolipede doing that
>>720052725This will be her mega.
>>720059202how will you be clapping each one?
>>720068354pussy
>>720065758>hisdropped
>>720071275girls don't have prostates
>>720073730Should have been a futa then
>>720061521Scolipede isn't a shitmon either, if anything it contributed to gen 5 having the best bugs in the whole series until gen 7 happened.
>>720068354Last time I was in a scolipede thread on /trash/ anons tried to groom me into scat
>>720061521nah she is this mon doesn't compare to chanceynot blissey chancey since evolite released in the same genshe is better for cuddles though while chancey is a soft fluffy egg audino is a fat fuck with a squeezable middle to nuzzle your face into>>720075670yeah thats leavanny thats the shit bug of this gen (4x fire, ice and flying weaknesses is just too much like this mon could have op stats but that typing is too much to bare)
>>720076638Bug is not weak to Ice.
>>720040867so, why did this pokemon get this porn treatment?as usual, some rich fuck with a singular fetish hyper-fixated on THIS pokemon and commed hundreds of artists until it became a memed unto-itself?
>>720077775Happenstance. You've got the fatfags, you've got the horsefuckers, you've got the bugfuckers, you've got people who will fuck anything with its eyes half-shut.
>>720057000So the pussy is horsey? God I hope so.
>>720040214Mega Liepard when
Need to be smothered by Scolipede tummy
>>720076573for every scat thing I enjoy (with like 6/10 enjoyment at most) theres about 50 scat things that make me sick. but to each their own, i know theres people that feel the same way about farts
>>720059202
being a non-degen scolipede fan must be very grim
>>720081819Those exist?
>>720082135i mean, surelyit's still just a cool bug
>>720082135yeah when you're not surrounded by degenerates
>>720039285I'm just here because I saw my favorite Gen 5 Poison/Bug Horse Centipede in the catalog
>>720081819If I just want to marry her is that non degen? At least in relation to the average Scoli fan.