>8 pips of health? Wow I can get hit so many times in this game!
>>720060767great thread.
>>720060767dont call it pipsound like a british faggotwhy do britts talk like actual toddlers?you have 8 BARS of healthyou have 8 HITSfuck you dude
>>720061292he has 1 bar of heath consisting of 8 pips
IM GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING NIGGER PRAXIS
>>720061368AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHH
>>720061292>>720061368Since it says Jak 2 he only has 4 hits on his pip. what? what?
>>720060767>Suspect believes he has a lot of health, take him out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro8zQtOvmx8
>>720061292Pip pipcheerio
>>720061972the dynamic music of 2 was so cool, i hate that jak 3 got rid of that, even if the music objectively sound better in that game
>>720061292>first person shooter>not rooty tooty point and shooty
>>720061972The KG are way cooler than their absolutely ridiculous name should suggest.
>>720061292>BARSinteresting that the american defaults to the sound a sheep makes...
>make the best collectathon in a non-nintendo console>make a sequel>turn it into an edgy gta clone jak 2 and 3 are not bad, but they're far away from the masterpiece jak 1 was
DO YOU REMEMBER THE CITY JAK?FIND THE SPOTBEFORE TIME RUNS OUTFOR A PRIZE
>>720063743????? what????HUH???
EIGHT!?!?
>>720062290>even if the music objectively sound better in that gameis it though?I can't even remember most of it besides the spargus theme, unlike 2
>>720065975I was a big Jak defender back in the day, 3 was soulless and made the whole universe feel too "small world". 2 might have jumped the shark but 3 tried way too hard to make Jak into Star Wars
>>720061368Yanks btfo
>>720062364It's "doom-clone", zoomzoom
>>720065975maybe saying the music sounds better is a bad way to put it, the QUALITY of the sound is betterthe music has better dynamics, even though it does have dynamic music like jak 2. this is kinda hard to explain since i maybe dont know the right words to properly explain it.
Jak 2 with all the filler taken out (like filler missions and travelling between missions givers and objectives) would be the greatest scrimblo game ever madeJak 3 is obviously worse than Jak 2 and it blows my mind there are people that think otherwise
>>720063809GTA did irreparable damage to the game industry.
>>720066850jak 3 is worse, but it is more fun to just fuck around in
>you liked dark Jak, well get ready for faggot angel Jak, he has like, gay tentacle powers>also your dad came from the future, or past, or whatever the fuck and you are the chosen one of the wasteland>also the otter race is actually the precursors and daxter is like, the purest distillation of human Eco interaction3 was so lame stg
>>720067235Light jak is cool, but very under utilisedLike the slow down time power and gliding power are used in 1 mission each or somethingThe story is bad thoughThe mar stuff is super vague and obviously not thought out or stuff was retconned or dropped.The precursors being ottsel is a shitty lame joke to end 2 and half games of serious story. In the developer commentary they say they cam up with that 2 weeks before animating it. It also retcons the end of Jak 2 where we see a precursor. Also it doesn't make any fucking sense, have those 3 ottsels been living underground for thousands of years?
oh yeah... that happened
>>720067839This game was so assTried multiple times to get into it but end up dropping it each time even though i am a big Jak fanShitty ship dog fightsShitty Daxter gameplayDude just give me Jak on the PSP, let me run around and jump and shoot.
>>720067839what if daxter was, le evil dark daxter.......
>>720061292That's not a bar that's a dash nigga.
>>720067839>no long jump, even in ps2 port>no dark jak for a completely bullshit reason, despite several enemies using the same power against him>you get dark daxter insteadI didn't completely hate the gameplay, but holy fuck did they manage to make this game as bastardized as possible
>>720068089>>720068515>dark daxterdid they forgot the part where daxter used to be human until he fell into dark ecoso the daxter we know is already "dark" daxter?
>>720069717>so the daxter we know is already "dark" daxter?Should have called him "Darker Daxter."
I hate how they did Jak 3 Keira dirty. She was barely even a character
>>720067629>have those 3 ottsels been living underground for thousands of years?I think there's supposed to be more ottsels we just never see, and they reproduce and die like mortal beings.
>>720069717>>720069809DARXter
>>720068164it's too thick to be a dash
>>720060767Not to brag but (I) reached the credits of Jak II
>>720067839Thank god i pirated this shit. If i payed 50$ (remember when 50$ was the standard) back then, i would legit kill myself.
>>720069717I don't think it's ever explained why Dark Eco only turned Daxter into an ottsel when Jak needed three years of Dark Eco experiments, the perfect Eco harnessing genetics, help from the Precursors themselves and Light Jak to not die from it being present within his body.Even Gol, the Sage of Dark Eco, looked and sounded like he was falling apart at the seams.
When the frick will Jak 3s Decomp be finished?
>>720075478Daxter fell all the way in, Jak got chemotherapy.
>>720066850Jak 2 had the difficulty of a 90s game, 2000s kids obviously got filtered.
>>720075478It likely functions like a kind of chaotic polymorph, where 99% of the time you just die if you're submerged in it.
>>720076003probably by next year. what do you think they will add to the game?
>>720071493At least we had JAK X. The last frontier was pure shit, I will never forgive that zionist jew of Druckmann.
>>720075478Daxter was pure of heart.Jak isn't. Jak is a huge secret perv and a freak.
>>720067839I think this was the game that started making me hate the video game industryND rented out their IP to a litteral who developer then abandoned the franchise to work on Uncharted
>>720061292>why do britts talk like actual toddlers?Brits aren't the ones who call cocks pee-pees or pieces of shit dookies
>>720081040yeah they call cocks knobs and bellendspeak maturity
>>720063809On*
>>720075008cool, now do it on hero mode, no cheats or skipping the on rail section - that's right, you have to beat the tanker section start to finishI'm gonna rape you so fucking hard, bitch
>>720067839this game is so bad everyone unconciously agreed that it never existed
>>720081506The rail section is literally impossible on Hero.
>>720081161At least it doesn't sound like actual toddler babble because puritanical Christians made you scared of bodily functions
>>720071493>lost unique sounding VA>replaces with Tara StrongTruly the worst fate imaginable
Who was the best Jak girl?For me it was kiera
>>720081627I have no idea what they were smoking when they made that choice.
>>720081643it LITTERALLY does sound like toddler babblehell, the other day me and a mate were thinking "man, walkie-talkie sounds so lame, why do we call it that? it sounds like a british slang for a mobile phone"AND IT WAS INVENTED BY A FUCKING BRITTHEY CANT HELP THEMSELVES BUT TALK LIKE LITERAL TODDLERS
>>720081831yeah kiera was the best girl. Ashley was cool but Jak 3 made her a wimp
>>720078276Adding back the full explorable Heaven City from 2 would be cool, but that would be more of a mod
>>720061972God, i miss when ND used to have a vision behind its designs instead of wanting to chase photorealism.
>>720082281yeah. imagine them adding more target ranges and headquarters. that would be sweet
>>720083235>Super Nova gun course
>>720083698>frame drops as you nuke 30 enemies in each roomyes please
>>720080760Daxter objected more to Brutter messing up his hair/fur/ear-do than he did to Brutter deeply kissing him on the mouth.
>>7200612928 guys of health points.
>>720061292Based. Did you know that they call kissing "snogging"? And sex is called "Shagging"? Cartoon nation, impossible to take seriously
>>720086050OI STICK YUR WILLEH IN MAH FANNEH
>>720082023>walking and talking What’s so hard to figure it out
>>720086374Its not hard to figure outIts why does it sound so baby-ish when its rare for american things to sound so childish compared to brittish thingsAnd the answer was: cause a british person invented it.
