[angry welsh gibberish]
>>720062432fuck off dubfag
>>720062557
minge
>>720062662I heard his Japanese wife asked him to pose in one of her hand-made kimonos, and now stupid faggots use this image to make fun of weeb faggots. This is sad, actually.
>>720062432Worst party member in XC2
>>720062432she looks like a nortubel character
>>720062432
>>720062662Ken-sama is a chad now btw
>>720063234I wanted to play as her because she's cute af, is she that bad?
>>720063147>>720063607It's a fake story. His real name is Brandon and his wife is a fat white woman.https://web.archive.org/web/20120410120834/http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=27https://web.archive.org/web/20120410113431/http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/
>>720063607>married a bug>chadLMAO
>>720063620She’s an uptight, sarcastic and obnoxious shit heap for half the game. She “mellows” out but then she just becomes a non character at that point. It doesn’t help that her dub voice is intolerable. She sucks in combat too and is very replaceable. The ‘all you guys” scene is my personal highlight of XC2.
>>720063886Thanks anon
>>720062432This is her VA10/10 in bongland, probably
cat hips
>>720062432stupid analcat
oyakodon
>>720063670But a couple years ago a more recent second pic emerged where he was posing with some actual Asian puss.
>>720064894I want to fondle Mio's cat tits.
>>720065958same tbqh
>>720062432sexy cat
>>720066129Mio is absolutely the sexiest Xenoblade
>>720062432Welsh sex voice > Japanese noise
>>720062432What a profoundly terrible fucking dub. Between this and BotW, what the fuck was Nintendo thinking?
>>720063770his wife is white
>Jap guy marries white girlMore hafu girl for white men sonsMore hafu boys for white men daughters>White guy marries jap girlMore hafu girl for jap men sonsMore hafu boys for jap men daughters>White guy marries whire girlMore white girls for jap men sonsMore white boys for jap men daughters>Jap guy marries jap girlMore jap girls for white men sonsMore jap boys for white men daughters
>>720067028
>>720068009Yep, pantyhose always improve an outfit. no exceptions
>>720062432jp voice is vastly superior, but the hairy minge meme literally gave me a hairy pussy and asshole fetish, and there's so little art of her where she's actually hairy...
>Xenoblade X threads have actual gameplay and story discussion>Xenoblade trilogy threads only have ERP and waifufaggingWhat gives?
>>720070357Because gameplay and story of Xenoblade is B-tier schlock, but the wives are S tier.
>>720070357Xenoblade X is ignored by waifufags because they didn't play Xenoblade X, they started with XB2
>>720070357xenoblade x characters were ugly
>>720070357X is a niche within a niche.
>>720070821Does this image look ugly to you?
>>720070601> gameplay and story of Xenoblade is S tierFtfy
>>720062432Potato bag > blade form
>>720071523yes
>>720070601everything about takahashi and his wife's game is SSWR** and leagues above most pissant shit. I get secondhand embarrasment from most western writing.
oooo shag me minge luv
>>720071745They both have their appeal
>>720071745For me, it's the kimono.
>>720075947And the hero outfit is nice as well.
>>720076140>WebM of them getting bukkake’d goes here
>>720070357Hey, I talk about Alrest's story
>>720077039So wait... Rex's genes made Mio more endowed. What the hell is that kid?
>>720077039hot
>>720077765There's enough generations between them for Nia's flat genes to get fully dilluted.
>>720065921It's not him.
>>720062432MINGE
>>720063607He died. He's a ghost now that haunts /a/.
>>720077039>>720077767
Switch 2 patches WHEN
>>720062432I fucking love Nia and her dub and it concerns me.
>>720080334Miyabi is underrated
>>720077767Does Rex have some recessive big tit genes?
>>720080520Damn that is in there.
>>720079551
>>720062432Xenoblade is fucking trash.>>720071886His wife hasn't written for any of the games since Xenosaga, which coincidentally were the last games out of Monolith Soft that were even worth a shit.
>Malos gets reincarnated>His soulmate is Rex's daughterWhat did they mean by this?
>>720081157It sure is.
>>720081986>MalosMetsu>RexRekkusu
>>720062432What the fuck happened to this franchise?
>>720082519It got REALLY good and then it got even better
>>720082519A successful bad game is more of a death sentence for a series than an unsuccessful good one
Sexo con el gato
>>720082846The entire Xenoblade series in a nutshell.
>>720083295>franchise hasn't had a new game since March of this year>this franchise is literally extinct
>>720062432dubniggers deserve the rope
>>720084281
Once again praying to God every cute femanon itt wakes up pregnant with Rex's child tomorrow.
>>720084616Meds
>>720062432>>720062662How are dubfags even a thing? >"Yeah I consume Japanese media but I'm not one of them weeabos! I watch dubs and regurgitate localized approved jokes, I'm safe!"Just don't consume Japanese media if you want to remain a normalfag.
>>720062432minge status?
>>720086707Because most people who consume content aren't overly concerned about that and are more interested in the concept. The same reason why people who got into DragonBall through Toonani didn't listen to Goku's hero speech and think>WAIT THIS ISN'T INDICATIVE OF JAPANESE CULTUREUnless you're one of those weirdos who call Charizard "Lizardon" or some shit.
>>720062432>dubshartYou didnt beat the game. You played fan fiction made by hack localizers that ride on a great product like a cyst. You tainted the experience for yourself. You disrespected the artform, you disrespected the developers. You turned a good product into more bland gray gruel because you didnt want to engage with it honestly. You failed a test for any signs of intelligence or integrity. Your experience was hollow, meaningless, and made you a more ignorant and insular person by the end. You didnt beat the game.
how am i suppose to finish X
>>720087410mad lol
>>720062662I look like this
>>7200626622oomers have never successfully countered this image.
One-eyed snake!
>>720087125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr5kxht1HVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7oVyLbRWK4
>>720087902I did a 100% run of X in 2022 when the online was basivally dead and I hear the Switch version is even easier to grind materialsJust grind what you need for the Ares
>>720086707The japanese don't give a shit about her because she has no character in the original.
>>720087125they should, it make things more fun, same with any media from any country, not using the original language makes it kinda gay and kills the fun "alien" atmosphere from a different culture.
>>720062432Bought the game for her dub, Her voice makes my dick diamonds
>>720062557The dub is excellent and only suffers from a handful of poorly directed lines At its best it's kino and at its worst it's cringekino
>>720088843I never liked Goku's Japanese voice but holy shit, I had forgotten how shitty the dub was. Even the music is duller.
>>720090191The fish is a metaphor for my cock
The dub has Malos so its better by default.
>>720089553This.>>720081986Who might have been Malos' incarnation?
>>720090303I dont care about your boyfriend, Gaylord
>>720090183>>720090191Cannibal
>>720089775Sub 30 IQ
>>720090683148 ackshully
Shania.
>>720091301Guys...I think I'm defecting to Agnus
>>720091723she did nothing wrong
>>720091723The failure of House Reid
Posting a really underrated girl.I can understand Marlux- I mean Jin's plight, she was a wonderful lass
>>720092047
>>720062662Mock him all you want, but he WON.
>>720092047I've never been angry at a DLC for not being big enough but I needed Torna to have at least one more Titan. Preferably 2. I would've waited the extra year. Also what an awful end for her. Lora was a genuinely good person who ended up dying cold and afraid. And Jin in his grief, despite becoming a Flesh Eater so he'd never forget her, ends up dragging all of her ideals through the mud. Did Lora get fucked over harder than Melia? I think it's at least close.
>>720089553>smoking hag voices are hotFucking zoomers
>>720092204Murderer
>>720087410I saw the end credits though. I beat the game.
>>720092373Thats what happens when you cant get over someone.Eventually it twists and turns into something it was not, because deep down you just want to be back with them again.It's like with Shadow the Hedgehog and Maria, albeit much better written
>>720092801The Shadow comparison is pretty good. I'd say Jin got the shittier end of the stick though. Shadow was frozen almost immediately after Maria's death. So he only got to feel it for a relatively short period of time. Jin had to stew on Lora's death for 500 years. He froze her body and dragged it around as a reminder that the god of this world is his enemy. Hell humans are his enemies. Everyone is praising Indol like they didn't sink a Titan just to make sure Torna's legacy died. Say what you will about Malos. He never lied and was entirely upfront about his intentions. I think an interesting dynamic is how Malos, Jin, and Amalthus all have the same goal but entirely different ways they justify it.
>>720091723she did everything wrong
LMAO CARDIFF>lmaof cardiff
What do you call a sheep tiled to a pole in wakes?>a pleasure centre
rex impregnated her btw.
>wales
>>720086707>over 7.9 billion people (out of 8 billion) were just banned from playing the vast majority of video gamesWhy are you like this? Just so your Xenoblade Chronicles 2 can be a niche title when it was never intended to be one to begin with? Look, none of us are coming for Touhou or Rozen Maiden. You’re safe!
>>720089461Wait, Japanese people were just banned from watching anime because it’s also from Japan? If non-Japanese are also banned, doesn’t that mean anime and video games are basically finished? What’s your solution to this problem?
>>720064247Her voice is sexy and cute. So I would.
>>720086707>>720087410>>720088843>>720090683>>720092282
>>720062432How do I get good at Xenoblade 2's Combat?
>>720087050A rainforest.
>>7200969091. Get a lot of different Blades. XC2's combat has a lot of systems that stack on top of each other and so you get more from having a wide variety of tools2. Break is one of the most important skills to have. You can completely neuter enemy offense by using Driver Combos but Driver combos require Break to start. Break is good anyway since it stops whatever the enemy was doing. I always try to keep Break skills on at least 2/3 Drivers3. Fusion Combos are a strength multiplier. If you do a Blade Combo (pressing A to preform a special) while a Driver Combo is already active (Break, Topple, Launch) then you can get massive multipliers to your raw damage, combo timers, and Chain Attack gauge. There's a temptation to save Fusion Combos for Launch since it gives the biggest numbers but even Break and Topple Fusion Combos can give a noticeable burst in strength4. Chain Attacks are broken. The obvious idea is to stack up a bunch of lv3 orbs so you can do a bazillion damage with chain attacks but there are other reasons why you want to keep these loaded. For starters, you're invincible. So if you see an attack that would kill you, start a chain attack and suddenly it just won't. For that matter, if you plan ahead, you can use Chain Attacks to heal your whole party for free. Level 4 Combos also have the invincibility effect too FYI
>>720062432Welsh accents unironically sound better than 99% of British accents.
>>720097672Oh just a few more FYIsRare Blades are cool. But there are Common Blades that can fulfill a niche or even have neat effects that Rare Blades don't. Don't count out the commoners on principle Accessories and Food carry much bigger loads than you think. Some Blades have very slow auto attacks and so it can be difficult to get at their powerful Arts. So Foods that boost Arts gains are paramountYou'll notice that Blades are separated into Attack, Tank, and Healer. These are suggestions, not rules. Their are some Tank Blades that shit out damage faster than Attack Blades.For that matter, enemy Aggro is mostly directed at whoever is dealing the most damage. Tank Blades typically will have higher aggro on their skills, but if your attacker is beating the shit out of an enemy, eventually the enemy is going to focus it's attention on you until you fuck off or die. So try to make sure you manage aggro accordingly
>>720092282>>720062662Honestly I'm happy for him. He had a dream and made it happen.
>>720087410Sorry that people playing and watching Japanese games (and presumably anime too) dubbed makes you so mad, faggot
>>720098259I don’t anyone is mad about lower standards and quality, just disappointed that the fringe minority settles. But what you do?
>makes a joke about the Chinese girl eating a catI knew I loved this game for a reason.
