>hooved creatures explictly having a caste system>HEHE FISH COMMMUNISTS XDD>craftworld eldar actually living in comunes aren't communist though40k fans are retarded
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>40k fans are retardedis this a new discovery for you?
>>720066172if u think im retarted try me in a 1v1 you wont
>>720064706Eldar don't have a planned economy. They're more like hippies.
>>720064706You just now realizing that the 40k fanbase is retarded?
>>720069956Plus even if they were communist they are brushing up against post scarcity(the only thing they can't just make with their minds is food and water)so it would actually work for them.
>>720069956>communism = planned economy
>>720064706>40k fans are retardedAnon, this is MLP for edgy teens we're talking about here
>>720064706don't care they all look forren
>>720069956what is the tau empire's tax policy?
>>720064706Tau threads are objectively the most fun 40K threads. I love these little guys. Hoping we'll get a Tau focused 40K game the focuses on all the cool Tau auxillary races instead of just Tau, Kroot, Vespids and Mechs.
>>720064706Communism being an atheist system outright contradicts the rigid spiritualism of the Craftworld Eldar. And anyway, the Eldar don't hold all property in common, the Path System is basically what you're doing to keep your soul from being devoured while being able to make a living. Eldar might not transact in the way that humans do in the modern era, and in fact their system is remarkably primitive. From what sources I've seen Eldar society works on a kind of running tally of favors. Economically this would be understood as being most similar to a pre-writing village where people work most things out on a combination of credit and barter. So a carpenter might build someone a house but then that person gives them 3 newborn calf and helps them harvest wheat in the fall.But really mapping the Eldar into any kind of economic system is a fool's errand because their civilization already automated everything. They have to consciously make an effort to work because the alternative is hedonism and having your soul devoured. You can't map that incentive structure to any modern understanding of economics.
>>720073123Whatever the Big Brother Ethereals decide it is that day using their mind control.
>>720073438this
WH40K fans are based. 40k is fun. /pol/fags are retarded, on the other hand.
>>720073438Xenos don't sell so they won't make a Tau game at all, let alone one featuring the "nobody cares" members of the Tau.
>>720073123They don't need taxes as every citizen is considered state property and gets distributed to where they need him.
>>720073891you'rere fucking stupid and a faggot
the power of friendship
>>720073438it seems that /v/ is the only place fond of tau, most hate them
>>720074327/tg/ gets tau cheesecake threads
>>720064706>hooved creatures explictly having a caste systemAre you implying that Tau are actually the legendary Indian Superpower?
It's grim that the best fucking 40k game is a modded men of war : assault squad 2
>>720075226modded ARMA 3*
>>720065920this
>>720074327ironic because it's the reddit faction
>>720064706when will those little blue FAGGOTS learn how to MELEE?
>>720075452Why wouldn't this get destroyed by a single ATGM?
>>72007562940k is firmly a reddit franchise
>>720075452>the casual pedestrians reminds me of that battletech art of the guy looking at the viewer while a Timberwolf is about to stomp his head in
>>720075690battletech mechs have a sci-fi armor called ferro-fibrous ablative armor which is the only reason having mechs that stand upright are even feasible for war. other than that, yes, you can field infantry with ATGMs and they get a damage roll against mechs, you can also give them PPCs (think laser ATGMs)
>>720075660They do know how to with their power suits.
>>720075890what if I hate kroot and want to field an army of just these guys and fire warriors
>>720075629That's unironically the Imperium.
>>720075690A forcefield, the mod even models that, most human weapons can't even scratch the Titan.
>haha let's give these guys their own gayos god(des)thanks GW, very cool
>>720075848it took me too long to realize that was a Titan and not a Battletech mech.
>>720075629I thought that was mechanicus, they even got a shot out in that TBT game with a main character named after reddit.
>>720076049ok but she has boobaand they're bigdoes the emperor have big boobs?
Tau are Indian
>>720075950well you are restricted by cost limits and LORE about how only the most elite fire caste are allowed to pilot them. tau would be insanely broken if they could deploy entire armies of power suits, they are way stronger than space marines and can be equipped with rail guns and all sorts of technology that everybody else would have a problem retaliating against.
>>720076145but they don't require google play cards
>>720076145caste system is not unique to Nurgleland
>>720075950>>720076175don't they have a sub-faction all about melee? Farsight something
>>720074237I love my blue friendShe makes me weird but tasty alien food and shows me how to use all the cool guns the big wigs gave me.
>>720064706>40k fans are retardedYes, everybody knows that
>>720076275yes they are called the farsight enclave although they are not technically part of the tau anymore. they are a "rebel" group that broke free from the etherals mind control. general farsight was smart and wanted to adopt melee into his strategies which was looked down upon by traditional tau doctine since they are all about muh technology. he also wields a chaos blade but since the tau are immune to the warp it doesn't corrupt him.
>>720076276>by the Emperor I will never understand this, you left the Imperium and yet you still somehow worship the Big E
>>720076275Farsight Enclaves, basically the only unironic morally good faction in 40K, though they're so weak it basically doesn't matter. Yeah they're whole thing is that they are lead by this crazy guy called Commander Farsight who hates the Tau ethereals and has his soldiers use way more aggressive battle tactics. He fights it's a vampire sword that steals people's life force and lets him live way longer than a Tau usually should.Farsight Enclaves are pretty based in my opinion.
>>720075690Titans have a shield generator that basically teleports enemy bullets and units that make contact with it to another dimension. They are immune to all attacks as long as their generators last.
>>720076479I mean, it's not that hard to understand. The Imperium is a shithole, but even if Human leaders treated you like shit to the point you defect to the funny aliens offering you real food you'd probably still hold onto the faith you had since growing up.
>>720076479atheists say "my God" too it's just a figure of speech and a habit
>>720070518Food, water, and spirit stones which require them to go into hell itself because Isha is a cunt.
>>720076825The Tau are cool with Humies that join them still worshipping Big E because they're all about playing the long game. They don't feel the need to force them to fully assimilate immediately, they'd rather just let them abandon worship of the Emperor at their own pace.
>>720076961She's trying her best. She's stuck in a stinky shit cage, there's only so much she can do.
>>720076709Their faith does tell them that Xenos are abominable monsters so it's hard to track keeping the faith while also abandoning the Imperium in favor of a Xenos empire.
Guev- Humans live far better lives in Tau territory than the average human under Empire rule, FACT.
>>720076049It's a human god. Has nothing to do with Tau.
>>720077148The Imperium already has some sanctioned xenos in it (though I'm not sure if their existence would be common knowledge to the average Imperium dickhead) so I imagine Humans that join the Tau probably tell themselves>yeah xenos are bas but these weird cow aliens are the good type of xenos, the Emperor obviously would be cool with them
>>720077427why would human centric god have no facial features, limbs from different species and specifically ask for help from a Tau
>>720077319>Makes Imperial Guardsmen seethe so hard they get a bonus to attacking themYeah I know this rule probably hasn't existed for a long time
>>720076697Wow that sounds insanely retarded.
>>720077319>Gue'vesa haven't shown up in a single 40K game that the Tau are present in and only exist in lore and the occasional bookI hate this shit. I like the idea of sci-fi settings where a small group of Humans abandoned the main Human faction to join up with aliens instead, so it's really disappointing that Gue'vesa aren't present in games like Dawn of War and Tactitus.
>>720077427tau'va was manifested by multiple races, not just humanity.
>>720077550Because that's how humans imagined a xeno god. Make no mistake Tau had no hand in creating it. It was created by human faith in the Tau empire.
>>720077956>>720078008There's also those big psionic polar bear looking critters that joined the Tau, they probably had a hand in creating the Tau goddess.
>Tau gameNot buying.>Tau companionNot recruiting, executing if forced recruitment.
>>720078386Okay.
>>720076145>Far East... I mean Eastern Fringes>Chink/Japanese accents>Young upstarts, extreme techies>Order their society by the 5 Elements>Rice hat bots>Mecha gundams>Imperial Japanese colorscheme>Samurai shoulderpads>Ch'inky Na'mes>Collectivist as all fuck>Society has it together well enough that humans (Europeans) actually desert to them>...They're notEast Asians, anon. Blatantly so.
>>720078843>>Collectivist as all fuckas opposed to the Imperium torching entire planets or regiments for the greater good of the state right?
>>720078843Okay but they like cows
>>720070998i mean its a big part of the deal, cant really have communism without it
>>720069956They are actually amish, even their tech is below of the one of the dark eldar and the tech of their original empire, they just kept the bare minimum needed.
>>720078008The Tau didn't have a hand in creating it, but the other Tau auxiliaries did. That's why the Expansion Fleet started exterminating all their auxiliaries, not just the humans.
>>720076145Thats impossible, the Tau actually take showers and baths. Plague marines are the jeet faction.
>>720074103HOLY RENT FREE
>>720079163The difference between the Imperium and the Tau is that while they are both extremely authoritarian, their authoritarian in different ways.The Imperium is a massive cluster fuck of decentralized planets with thousands of different cultures, governments and levels of quality of life. It's an empire in ever sense of the world, as the only thing that unites the Imperium is worship of the Emperor and the mandatory tithes. Beyond that, each planet in the Imperium is mostly left to their own devices, and the rulers of each planet a can rule it in any way they see fit. The Tau, by contrast, are extremely culturally homogeneous, with each planet in it being ruled almost exactly the same way. For the most part the only cultural differences in the Empire exist along caste or species lines, though Tau influence obviously permeates every. The Tau Empire is centralized, efficient and standardized. Quality of life for almost every citizen in the Tau Empire is at a similar level and the quality of equipment is universally good, as opposed to the Imperium where some planets are amazing, some are good and most are terrible in different ways.
>>720079625The writers trying to turn the Tau into another version of the Imperium are such fucking faggots.
>>720077919Maybe they're in one of the mods like Ultimate Apocalypse?
>>720077514The only sanctioned alien species I can think of the Imperium routinely tries to get on the good graces with are the Jokaero. The funky monkeys can make all kinds of insane technology, but rarely do so deliberately and often will catch themselves by tinkering with any cage they're caught with. Jokaero are the ones that create the digitech weapons that used to be an upgrade option for a lot of armies. I wonder if they're still in the game or not...
EAT LIQUID SHIT YOU BLUE GOONER FAGGOTS
>>720080315are there stereotypes to people liking certain factions? i wouldnt know. i like chaos and nurgle
>>720079387>FOR THE CRAFTWORLD!Now it all makes sense...
>>720076479Even the highest in the Inquisition realize that the Imperium sucks because of rampant corruption and the Emperah wouldn't approve of anything they're doing to keep it running, but also realize that it's all they got and there is no fixing it without total teardown which they can't do post Horus.
>>720080393Yes. Us Nurglebros are disgusting overweight guys who listen to heavy metal and never shower
>>720079876Plague Marines can actually fight. Jeets are the Hrud - they reek, they dwell in trash and they turn everything around them into a rusted, broken slum. That or those weird xenos who trade with everyone except the Eldar, always cheat and stink to high heaven.
>>720080393Yeah, basically it goes like this>Any Imperium faction = Autist>Tau = Autist>Eldar = Autist>Necrons = Autist>Orks = Autist>Dark Eldar = Autist >Chaos = Autist>Tyranids = Autist>Slaanesh = Gooner (and autistic)Hope that helps.
>>720074109Pardon my naivete, but why don't xenos sell? Isn't it the xenos that make the setting interesting? I don't see any other science fiction setting being so aggressively against doing interesting things with non-human species.Is it just Imperium fanboying to the point where they refuse to consume xeno-related media due to the in-universe xenophobia?
>>720080139I was playing UA yesterday, I didn't see them. I think Unification has them but only for Kauyon and Farsight Enclaves have them as standard infantry.
>>720077919What if the reason they never really show up is because it's Tay propaganda and actually WORSE than the imperium? Checkmate xeno scum. Heh, you won't trick me into living a better life!
>>720080483Imagine that pussy stank
>>720080797Imperium is the only faction that is actually well developed enough, think of how many subfactions it has cattering to different playstyles and aesthetics, xenos only exist to be the antagonists for the Imperium, they can be interesting in some ways, but hardly enough to grab a huge fanbase.
>>720080402Now made from authentic Wraithbone™
Tau aren't Communists.They have no interest or focus point in any mantra that defines Communism.They are "Atheist" Aristocratic Poojeets.Eugenics, Caste System, Despotism by an Aristocratic Class given power not by any technocratic or materialistic reason but by philosophical justifications which is what separates them from Communism; Greater Good is not a religion steeped in the supernatural but a dogma directly tied to the material World, however it's utopian model is less transitioning on a social level but rather sucking the dick of the philosophical messiah caste; hence why the Tau start genociding the Human subjects after the revelation that the Greater Good has been transformed into an actual supernatural entity within the Warp, and hence the council is kill-happy with even their own castes and spheres leading to later schisms where Tau presently become more and more depraved and coldblooded in order to survive the horrors of the galaxy they are only now learning about. Hell, their greater good already shits itself from early Codexes like with the first alien species they assimilated which went extinct because a mysterious plague of unknown origin happened to only target their genetics and no other in existence hue hue hue hue.Materialistic, expansionist, and self-destructive. They are ironically a parallel to the Imperium of Man, just without having gone through a fucking robot and AI uprising to learn from.
>>720080797Sadly the Space Marines are the face of the setting so GW fucking always prioritizes them over anything else, which leads to a feedback loop of>Xenos don't sell because GW focuses on Space Marines because xenos don't sell because GW focuses on Space Marines because xenos don't sell because Xenos would sell if GW actually did shit with them and let Space Marines take a back sit, but that won't happen. Honestly the xeno factions are literally the only reason I give a shit about 40K at all, Space Marines aren't that interesting to me anymore.
>>720081124>Imperium is the only faction that GW bothers to do anything withFTFYAny lack of development that exists with non-Imperium factions is entirely because GW doesn't give a shit about anything beyond selling plastic bits, and the Space Marine shaped plastic sells more.
>>720064706Keep firing, keep firing!
>>720081193Gives another meaning to musical chairs.
>>720081496it's a cycle of not putting enough effort which doesn't generate interest leading to less effort
>>720073438why can't americans bend the verb to ear correctly
GW should bring in a new faction, a purely machine + AI faction. Could make the Men of Iron + Men of Stone come out of the Chaos warp or some shit like that. Basically Tyranids, but machines. Could also keep tyranids in check
>>720081874>a purely machine + AI factionthat's literally oldcrons and they were the best
>>720064706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgTmjct2PXE
>>720081874Necrons were that, before they became goofy ass Victorian-era British zombies in robot bodies.
>>720070998Not really. To have planned economy you need to have a centralised government and strong command & control. That is the opposite of no centralised government and coercion that communism requires.
>>720064706Dawn of war 4 will have a tau DLC
>>720081964>>720082081ok? Well bring back a purely machine faction, then.
>>720080664League of Votann chad stay winning
>>720064706Spacemarine 3 will be Tau and Nurgle enemies. 4 will be Drukhari, Necrons and Slaaneshi demons.
>>720082120dawn of war 4 will drop 95% of it's playerbase in the first 30 days and will be abandoned after 60.
>>720082120We don't know what it will have. It could end up bombing like DoW3. It's the Iron Harvest devs. I played that, it had some troubles with unit pathing and wonky controls with regards to their cover system. Sometimes units take cover and other times they just stood nearby, getting shot in the open. Who knows, maybe a more traditional style of RTS will be easier for them to make.
>>720082324>Spacemarine 3 will be TauSpace Marine is a melee + ranged game, with SM2 leaning towards melee. How would you make fighting Tau fun without making Tau completely retarded (i.e. Crisis suits forgetting they have jump jets and letting Titus slice them up with a power sword)?
>>720082120Tau Eunt Domus.They have zero reason to return to Kronus, especially after losing an Ethereal there.Maybe as a skirmish mode army, or if they bring back Last Stand.
>>720080797At the end of the day "pick human fighter" is a real thing and Xenos in general dont get the spotlight.
>>720082464mouthbreathing imp players literally and i mean literally constantly demand Tau be nerfed into the ground so that spez marines can always beat them so i have no doubt they would do the same in a video game.
>>720082464Make heavier use of the alien auxiliaries. Kroot Predators as the melee chaff that charge in, Shapers as a Majoris enemy. Basic fire warriors are the termagant stand in and the various Battlesuits fill the rest of Extremis or Terminus roster. Fuck it, make the Vespid one of the other Majoris enemies.
>>720082572Tau and Eldar have for whatever reason been consistently extremely powerful, and there was that one time they were allowed to be allies and ended up being possibly the most broken build you could make. Space Marines are the face of the setting, but they rarely get to be the best faction.
>>720082120Dawn of War 4 will get one or two DLC's at most. One will be a free post launch one that adds Chaos and the other will include Tyranids. And that is it. The game will die quickly and GW has a very clear mandate to feature only the current main tabletop armies in other media. That means Space Marines, Necrons, Chaos, and Tyranids. Consider yourself lucky that they even included the Orks and Mechanicus.
>>720080664>Khornates = Cool dudes
Played the original DoW for the first time, it's bad. Attacks have no "weight"
>>720082660>Space Marines are the face of the settingthey are also the most boring and in universe the least powerful. Like lets be honest here, Tau and Eldar tech is so insanely better than the imperium technology the only reason that spez marhines dont get completely assraped all the time is because of plot armor. They are the literal gary stu self insert faction.
I stopped liking 40k because every interesting concept and idea was either dumbed down or completely abandoned in favor of more Space Marine crap.
>>720064706Fish communists are just biomass waiting to be slurped up at the end of the day.
>>720082746DoW 1 fans have gaslit millions. DoW2 is a much better game and you will probably like it better.
>>720082765Tau tech is better on the regular day to day shit, Imperial tech is better with the more ancient and esoteric shit. The issue is the best tech the Imperium has is also the most rare and also the least likely to see use on all but the most dire battlefields or situations. Eldar, yeah I'd expect them to have superior technology. They used to be the rulers of the Galaxy before they buttfucked a Chaos God into existence from all the gay energy congealed into one being.
>>720071241This. It's literally the same demographic. Not all Bronies are WH40K fans, but every WH40K fan is a brony.
>>720082324>>720082464>Space Marine 3 will have Tau as the main enemy >Trying to play it like the other 2 will immediately get you killed because the Tau use actual tactics and start shooting you from miles away while using drones and Kroot to distract you >You play as either the Raven Guard or the Raptors instead of Ultramarines That would be cool
>>720082806You can thank the droves of fans who only buy space marine/imp models and only care about space marines/the imperium for this problem>create a really interesting setting>create shit tons of interesting factions>your playerbase is 90% the same faction>its the human factionMost people are literally just mindless npcs.
>>720082765>Tau and Eldar tech is so insanely better than the imperium technologyNigga I'm a T'au player and T'au didn't even have FTL travel until extremely recently. And even now they can't use it freely.T'au tech is superior, but only in certain aspects. They are shit at anything that has to do with biotech, psytech, etc. They're just good at handling electromagnetic fields and dealing with computing.Eldar are plot armor tech wise cuz "muh ancient civ"
>>720082820nids are just galactic jannies
>>720081812What?
>>720082765Tau technology is a complete meme, they can't even replicate space marines, showing absurdly low levels of biotech, their only edge is using AI until GW decides that their plot armor is over and the AI gets possed and kills them all.
>>720083074>didn't even have FTL travel until extremely recently>literal secondary doesnt understand the whole point of the Tau is that their technological advancement is horrifyingly and exponentially faster than any other faction that has ever existed, even the Necrontir
>>720083068It's funny, because retards normies can only relate to something that looks Human, while Space Marines are so fucking autistic and inhuman in their thoughts and personalities that they may as well be aliens (expect the Salamanders)
>>720083186>is horrifyingly and exponentially faster than any other faction that has ever existedBut I agree? That still doesn't mean that they are overall more advanced than other factions, right now.
>>720077319Can I pilot one of the big robots? If not I have no reason not to stick with humanity where I could potentially join a knight house and work my way up, or join the admech and become a big robot.
>>720082430>dawn of war 4 will drop 95% of it's playerbase in the first 30 days and will be abandoned after 60.I don't care what other people think of games I'm interested in
>>720083138They could create big strong human super soldiers, but because they lacked geneseed they were obviously going to be inferior to space Marines. That's not really a fault of the Tau.
>>720083138>they can't even replicate space marines,this is just shit and inconsistent writing because the writers didnt want any other faction able to touch on the favorite faction. Thats literally it. Its plot armor. There is no actual good reason in universe for why the Tau cant understand the biology of the Space Marines. They already understand things far more advanced.
>>720065920uhh... yup
>>720075629>>720075969No shit because on Reddit the T'au are the heckin' good guys because dumb fucks think they're left leaning politically while the Imperium are heckin' fash as fuck, because the folks who bitch the most about media literacy have none.
>>720083382That doesnt make sense. All the lefties are literally space marine fans. Lefties hate the Tau because they literally practice a strict caste system and eugenics.
>>720083274Your chances of impressing the Tau enough that they might maybe give you the chance of piloting a mech is slightly higher than being the one in a trillion person to be lucky enough to get to pilot an Imperium Titan. You are not going to be some random guy who "works his way up" to piloting a Titan, the Imperium doesn't fucking work that way.
>>720083274you don't "join" the fucking knight houses you are born into them
so when are they nerfing necrons
>>720070998>>720082112Pls read Marx
>>720083274The Tau, despite allowing aliens into their empire are incredibly picky about what they let them use technologically. I doubt they'd let humans use anything larger than a pulse rifle. You're in the alien caste and you're gonna stay in that caste Gue'la.
>>720083453The fact that the Tau practice Eugenics goes over most people's head
>>720083382The Imperium are fash as fuck though
>>720083530Are the pilots of armiger knights not squires, which are lesser nobles that earn their position through dedicated service and loyalty to their lord? Also as I said, I could always join the Ad Mech, I haven't read anything that says they don't accept converts.
>we will never have a titanfall like Tau game
>>720081812obsessed
>>720083775Aesthetically, yeah. But a decentralized theocratic empire is the further possible thing from Fascism possible.
>>720083775They do have great fashion sense, yes.
>>720083803It's so weird how they haven't done this. They're so obsessed with show the Tau and their crazy Gundams. I feel like this would be a given.
>>720083803Imperial knights are closer to titans, in that the pilot forms a mental link with his knight. I don't think tau battlesuits function the same way.
>>720083867It's neo-feudalism where the High Lords of Terra can at best make grand decrees but how that gets enacted is largely up to the individual planetary governors. Some of which are even democratically elected. The Imperium is a strange beast politically, but is at its heart a theocracy.
>>720083867I guess you could argue that because they spread themself so thin and because them Emporer is stuck as a rotting corpse on the golden throne, what they have instead of fascism is a kind of Dogmatic Theocratic Nepotism Empire where everything is falling apart under the weight of bureaucracy and incompetency,
>>720083893I do not care for the big shoulder pads. They insist upon themselves.
>>72006470699% of 40k is people jerking off space marines (and primarchs) at this point the rest of the setting is barely developed
>>720083867Ok, they're a collection of a gazillion fascisms then I'm sure the average imperial citizen will be pleased with the distinction
>>720084113Authoritarian is not the same as Fascism.
>>720083803Given that a space marine is only a little shorter than the third mech, it's weird how easily the Tau defeats them. Plasma tech is seen as the most powerful in this universe, and the Tau are basically shooting covenant plasma bolts. The average elite would probably kill a space marine whose armor isn't rated to protect against plasma damage
>>720083453There is an entire ass subreddit called Sigmarxism where if you don't slurp up T'au jism you get auto banned. These are the same retards who think Chaos winning is preferable to the Imperium because "Your average Hiveworlder will never see their planet's sun".
>>720083382Basic literacy = ackchually the Imperium is a theocracy, it says so in the lore!Media literacy = the Imperium is a parody of fascism
>>720064706>anon learns his lore from reddit posts>heh these 40khan people sure are dumbkill yourself
>>720084337actual literacy = shit's fucked
>>720084279The worst part (for the Imperium) is that the average Tau mech is infinitely easier to produce than a space marine. If the Tau has even a third of the planets the Imperium does then Humanity would be welcoming our alien Overlords by now.
>>720084337Media literacy is something midwits use to claim intellectual superiority because someone smarter than them said it was so.
>>720082305all one of him
>>720084337If Hitler saw the Imperium he'd think it was gay as fuck. If it's a parody of Fascism, its a parody of every other idealogy as well, at the same time.
>>720084279>The average elite would probably kill a space marineSMs canonically have hyper heightened awareness and reflexes, good luck even getting to fire a shot.
>>720084564Yeah, anyone who uses the term "media literacy" always uses it to bitch about people liking a character that the liberal retard creator of said media didn't want them to.
>>720084639So like a Spartan but better. Covenant still was able to kill a shit ton of Spartans in battle, I'd say they would be able to fuck up space Marines
>>720084471Actual literacy = Orkz are the only fuckers allowed to have any fun, as it should be
>enter tau thread>Not a single big boobed tau cow chick
>>720084963Sorry here you go bro
>>720084797>I'd say they would be able to fuck up space MarinesNot saying that the Covenant wouldn't be able to kill ANY space marine, just saying that in a 1vs1 scenario, SM can fuck up most characters from Halo.
>>720084797A named SM could probably solo Covenant, but they'd probably be able to kill helmeted ones by the dozens if they applied heavy weapons/artillery.
>>720084337>Media literacy = the Imperium is a parody of fascismt. Media illiterate retard
>>720084963
>>720085318Yeah, I agree. A squad of Elites could fuck up a space marine. I'd say like a squad of elites to one space marine would be enough.
Tau = NATO
>>720084337>imperium is a parody of fascismso do they not teach what the word 'empire' means in social studies class in your country?The imperium is objectively a imperialist monarchy. It's a parody of the British monarchy if it had space lasers and tanks. It has dukes, lords, counts, serving a King who happens to be absent and princes who actively rebelled against it. It's "What if Britain never got their shit slapped and instead just got more and more powerful and detached from what was best for the world in the 19th century?".
>>720085516PLOW THOSE FIELDS>>720085426This one too
>>720085606wrongImperium is in general borrows from all kinds of authoritarian/totalitarian statesit's an empire, but also Nazis, but also USSR
40k fans are not retarded if they are necronfagsamirite fellow soulless automatons? we are the original npcsthe only ones to reject feelings
>>720085761The nazis and the USSR were imperialist, but they were also not what the Imperium is. They didn't have Dukes, Lords, Governors, Fiefs, and subjects.
>>720085148Wow that's a dangerously puffy vulva.
>>720086008haharight
>>720085426Do tau even feel sexual pleasure/lust? It doesn't really describe their biology all too well.
>>720086202They're canonically not as fecund as Humans.
>>720086202I don't see why not. As far as I know, every living being on Earth besides stuff like fish and insects feel pleasure from sexual reproduction. I see a reason for that to not be the case for a species that is similar to Humans physiologically
>>720086254Considering the citizens of the Imperium breed like Skaven, I would assume that was the case.
>>720073438>That one piece o lore where they found the krok genetic code on the Orks, thinking something happened to them in the pastIt made me smile with how close they got to the truth>>720074109>>720080797Most people are imperium flags that are only capable of thinking in a started terms, even in other titles that are not 40k
>>720085853>"Soulless automaton, you cannot prevail against Chaos">*silent robot noises*>"Your soul is gone...? I WILL DESTROY YOU">call necrons soulless>act surprised when they're actually soullesswhat did chaos mean by this
>>720085921yes and British Empire didn't have comissarsand while they did think themselves to be racially superior they didn't think they need to exterminate everybody else>They didn't have Dukes, Lords, Governors, Fiefstaken from Dune wholesale btw
>khornefags hype khorne as god of martial honor>his guy full of warp steroids, elevated to champion status, demonic weapons and armor>Bob has 2 weeks of training, lasrifle with bayonet and flak armor>HURR DURR HONORABLE COMBAT
>>720082967I do not like Friendship is Magical, though I remember liking the Snooze episode of the older gen when I watched it with my sister. I still find your accusations spurious
>>720086765loser cope
>>720086509It’s like calling someone a faggot then the horrific realization they are a genuine butt bandit
>>720086202Nope. All the tau gooner shit is from secondaries
>>720082967>ponyfagsI've been anti ponyfag since the second I found out there was a cult surrounding that show as a teen. Though I'm also a 40k secondary since I only know it through the video games, even if I've played a ton of the videogames.
>>720085606>>720085761>>720085921You are all fucking wrong. It has some influences and references to other systems and people but the Imperium of Man is LITERALLY the EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE, post 11th-15th century AD.The 'Great Crusade' represents Belisarius and the reconquest of the west that 'fell'. The DAoT is Trajan's era Rome. The traitorous legions are the Latin Empire and western crusaders that at one time served Rome but stabbed them in the back.All of the intrigue and systems so backwards and retarded - barely able to function -but somehow lingering is literally a 'Byzantine' theocracy because the Byzantines were so fucked and only continued to exist due to sheer momentum.Any time ANYONE even LOOKED like they would turn it all around they were summarily backstabbed. The 'God' Emperor is a reference to Roman Emperors being deified on death except instead of thousands of Emperors in 40k its just one guy.It is not fascist or any other ist that came after the French revolution. Just like reddit, most of you are talking out of your arses and are so ignorant yourselves you cannot recognise the obvious in front of you and just apply whatever veneer fits your LIMITED understanding of human history and politics.The only catch-all that accurately descibes the Imperium is;>Theocratic Imperial Federation of Feudal StatesIt is not a singular thing but has a little of everything of the above. NONE of those are fascist, communist, democratic, representative or not republican, capitalist or anything else.That individual worlds or even sectors ARE structured with modern real world politics and economic theory are outliers and exist because of the lack of ability for Terra to enforce their theocracy due to their fractured and weak leadership and force projection that is permanently fighting civil/external wars.Just. like. the. ERE.
>>720086765Honor is a part of Khorne's domain, it's just drowned out by the autistic berserker screeching.
>>720082967>No. Friendship is magic and magic is heresy.What there is, is a crossover of fans from other nerdy cultures and there are many more bronies into Star Wars and Marvel.
Stupid Blueberries keep shooting at my trade ships because accepting my prices "wasn't for the greater good."Time for aggressive re-negotiations.
>>720083138biotech in the 40k universe is some weird esoteric shit rather than actual genetic engineering, only 2 people in the imperium even know how it works, one of them is a toaster that is guessing half of the time, and the other had to steal the knowledge from literal gods
>>720087324dude the guys who created 40k were sci-fi nerds and they thought "what if SW was like dark" or "what if Dune was even more dark"
>>720070518didn't you see the new retarded GW retcon? wriathbone is a mineral that they mine now
>Perturabo>is perturbed>Konrad Curze>is cursed>Sanguinus>primach of BLOOD Angels>Ferrus Manus>primarch of IRON HANDS>Corvus Corax>primarch of RAVEN Guard>Angron>is angryWho the fuck wrote this shit?
>>720088580>Tolkien is the ghost writer for James WorkshopDear God...
>>720088580>be called god>am a godyou wouldn't get it
>>720088580>imperium writing is horribleyes we know
>>720088580>Fulgrim>is full of himself and it ends up grim for him>Magnus>is large and has a huge ego>Roboute>has a somewhat robotic personality>Leman Russ>is le manly viking (Rus)
just dont like tau and tau fans insistence that they are the good guys sorry
>>720089432They are good compared to Imperium, but still evil as shit. Tau haven't been the goody goody faction in ages because Imperium fags wouldn't stop bitching about itExpect the Farsight Enclaves, they are moral and righteous and on the side of good.
>>720089594what part of my post made it seem like I would care about your response?
>>720064706I think this was mostly just a 2000s American thing, and it's mostly because information about what Communism in the United States in that era was mostly just bad propaganda.I think the idea was that they were "communists" because they believe in the Greater Good and have some concept of them all being equals. It might have come from the influence of people like Ayn Rand who tried to paint atruism and movements for the greater good as some kind of socialism or communism (even though she herself believed in serving a greater good... just that the greater good was best served by letting entrepreneurs and "Captains of Industry" do whatever the fuck they wanted without restriction or the consideration of others).She and her ideological compatriots legit had people believing that you're supposed to be a big selfish asshole sociopath and if you aren't, that's communism.
>>720069956They do. They literally have PATHS where there entire life is planned out for them.
>>720073891> From what sources I've seen Eldar society works on a kind of running tally of favors. That’s LITERALLY how communes operate you retard
>>720089734>you're supposed to be a big selfish asshole sociopath and if you aren't, that's communism.sounds based
>>720089857brown hands typed this post
>>720089857>low trust society is basedHello Saar
>>720089997I could trust my society more if there was no communists and shitskins around
>>720090047But you are the shitskin pajeet
Boy, I had forgotten how much worse Soulstorm is than Dark Crusade, which is a shame since I like the Sisters.
>>720090969I know that feel bro. The outsourced studio really messed up with Soulstorm
>>720080007Worse are the fans that support it because the thought of a good faction made them scream.
>>720073438>did you just ate
>>720090969True, it's the only good version of the sisters of battle too.
>>720083325The tau are just dumb and rely on their enslaver overlords
>>720076479The Tau let them worship the Emperor much like Romans let shitass Pagans worship whatever Gods they want. They just say keep it to themselves.
>>720065920glad someone finally said it
>>720089734>I think this was mostly just a 2000s American thing, and it's mostly becau-Disregard everything you just said, it has to do with them saying "for the greater good!". That's it.
>>720084502If the gay were that big they would also be getting fucked by all the things the imperium does. Part of what makes that tau run so well is because they are relatively tiny to most empires if they were that big they would be way less efficient and would have a harder time fighting the imperium, not to mention they would be attacked by other factions as well way more
>>720094868That's what I said.
>>720085439Thing is space marines are better equipped to deal with elites than spartan by virtue of having way better melee training as well as better reflexes and strength. Plus they are usually in squads of ten so it would be harder for a group of elites to catch one by himself
>>720086531>dune invented feudalism
>>72008813740k derives a lot from historical events and religion as well
>>720095007oh wellI just skimmed through some of that and I thought to myself that you are taking this meme to seriously and think calling the Tau commies has some deep thinking behind it.
>>720088757I wish because if he was they wouldn’t keep putting out dogshit like the terminus decree retcon or black templars retcon
>>720082464you know there are flying enemies in SM2 right? just have them fly and jump around, occasionally landing for big guns and you can come up and sock 'em. Mainly kroot and fire warriors will be on the ground anyways
>>720095439I don't think its deep thinking. I think it was the specific political atmosphere of the 2000s where most people's understanding of communism basically came from this kind of neoliberal/libertarian/objectivist propaganda to the point that they thought that simply wanting the "Greater Good" made you some kind of communist.
>>720095707It wasn't from people understanding of communism in the 2000s because people's understanding of communism back then is the same as it is now.
>>720089738Those Paths are less about economics and more about getting the individual Eldar to autistically focus on a specific skill for centuries to avoid falling into depravity. A single Craftworlder can go down many paths over their long life, but if they get too laser focused on one they become exarchs to that path. Which is both good and bad as it means they become the absolute best at it, but have fallen into the trap their ancestors did during the fall.
