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>>720092691>Le better man post>No nigher slamming a white boyslut
MARIO.JOIN ME IN THE GAMER CABINET.DO NOT MIND MY WIFE'S MOANING ABOVE
>>720092691WE MUST BE BETTER MEN, MY WIFES CHILD!!!
>Oh shit it's Kratos>FUCKA YOU KRATOS
WHAT PRINCESS PEACH DID BEFORE YOU MET HER IS HER BUSINESS
HE COME TO TOWN
>>720095117What is this meme? Did I miss something?
>>720092691GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>720095052GET BACK HERE ITALIAN MAN, LET ME TEACH HOW TO BETTER MAN!!!
>>720095231In Ragnarok, basically says this >>720095117about Atreus' mom.
NIGGA THATS NUTS!!
>>720093928>>720095052
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>>720092691>MARIO, WE HAVE TO LET GO OF CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES, YOU MUST BE BETTER!
>>720093815Did he get raped by some healthcare personnel?
>>720092691Daisy and Peach are too hot in this vidoe
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>>720096259Go on, tell them the context. You did play the game right?
Why do these threads make snoys so angry?
>>720099123It reminds them of their niglet stepkids they have to take care of
WALJAS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YivSvS_AvsQ
>>720092691did people unironically find this funny10 years ago?
>>720099784JOSHUAR!!! *starts bawling*
>>720101889>unironicallyNo. The irony of it is what makes it mildly funny.
>>720101889 Yes, and it’s even funnier that it’s still echoing a decade later. Peak comedy stopped evolving the moment "LET ME TEACH HOW TO BETTER MAN" dropped.
>>720104925The meme isn't about being better men, it's about their image of better men being dumb as shit.
>>720095052MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWE MUST-A BE-A BETTERMEN!
>>720095052BE A BETTER MAN, YOU FUCK
we must make better threads
>>720092691KINGTOS mKINGTOSKINGTOS
>>720092691i really like just the idea of kratos following mario so he can tell him to be a better man
>>720105994FUCK-A-YOU KRATOS, PEACH'S PAST IS IN FACT-A MY BUSINESS
>>720106051this shit is killing me thank you /v/ros
What's worse, getting the best friend forever treatment Mario got or the cuck chair Kratos got
>>720107089BFF can still be changed later
>>720107089There's nothing particularly embarrassing about being friendzoned if you move away from it immediately, being a cuck is a death sentence
>>720107308the best case scenario for you is that you suddenly realize what you've been doing and murder her in a flash of decades of built up rage and spend the rest of your life getting assraped by niggers in prison. the best case.
>>720107989that sounds like a STUPID ideayou're STUPID anon, STUPID!
>>720108075>aislopper calling anyone stupid
>>720108272it's better than being a STUPID wannabe murderer
>>720098667deserved for calling himself "culinary universe"
>>720092691Son, have you heard of the giant Farbauti? He was your mothers best friend, they were inseparable. Now that I think about it, you look a lot like him...
>>720095052Kratos rapes Mario
>>720098998The context is that she kept her past secret, then had sex with another giant while she was already together with Kratos, then made Kratos raise that kid. Kratos doesn't want to talk about it because he killed his biological daughter and now raises another man's child and he doesn't want his """son""" to find out that he's a mega cuck.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSWHAT MY WIFE DID BEFORE WE MET IS NOT MY BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
>>720109894This is just a straight up lie, Kratos is his biological father
>>720092691I hated this animation before, and now, years later I still hate this animation
>>720112153Kratos is a giant? When they decided who should be Kratos son, they "accidentally" picked the one guy that is a pure giant and was only adopted by the gods? Crazy coincidence.
>>720101889This >>720104454
>>720112153>his
>mario parody in 2000s: druggie from mushrooms >mario parody in 2010s: raging asshole >mario parody in 2020s: cute and wholesome chungus
Do Playstation owners really shack up with Chad and Tyrone's sloppy seconds?
>video game parody >take a game marketed towards children and just make it edgy
KRATOSIM COMING FOR YOUR WIFE NIGGA
you guys do know that kratos is black right, he's just doing whiteface with his family's ashes
Atreus is the biological son of Kratos though
>>720113972>her truth
>>720113087>videogame parody >take a game marketed towards adults and just make it silly
KRATOS... HOW DARE YOU... DO YOU THINK A MERE MAN CAN STEP UP... TO ME?no Mario... I'm not a man stepping up to you... I'm... A DAD... WHO STEPPED UP...
>>720098998context in game?or context outside it?
>>720113972See >>720112583Atreus is a pure Jotun, which are godlike in their abilities so it's easy to get confused and think he got his powers from Kratos. Kratos is canonically a cuck why killed his one biological daughter to raise another man's child.
>>720092787Great, I can't wait!
oh i get it it's because theyre racing
>GoW>Mario>SilksongWhy are so many games becoming cuckslop these days?
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