>You are but a dog, and I am your master!How do you respond, without sounding mad?
do a 360 cumshot directly onto her lips with enough force to knock her over like a fire hose
>>720100205*woof*
>>720100697If you did a 360 you'd be facing the same direction
She looks like she fucks the sons of Skyrim
>>720100205ARF!
Politely remind her that since my visage is more alike Auri-El, I am her superior and force her into tantric nonstop eugenics sex for 40 years.
>>720100205
*mffhh* *mmphhh* (I can't speak beacuse I am wearing a full set of devious devices including a gag)
>Stealth Archer>100 Archery>Bullseye perk>Mating press the shit our of her pompous knife eared Altemer pussy>Keep getting bullseye ad infinitum by hitting the entrance of her womb
>>720101043exactly i'm not going to invert my penis and cum out my ass at her
>medetards simping for thalmussy again
>>720102924thalmussy got that crazy bitch grip, what can I say
>>720102837You should
Ok then let me sniff your boots
STOP WORSHIPPING TALOS
>>720103673>any man renouncing Talos gets a Mer wife trained in the Dibellan artsHow quickly does Talos worship fade out entirely?
I get on the floor and bark
>>720100205tell her she looks like a white woman.YOU JUST KNOW
>>720100205who is this knife ear and how many of the settings problems has her race caused?
>>720103673Oh okay, guess I'll go back to worshipping the warrior widow Kyne and avenge her dead husband Shor
>>720104786Altmer did nothing wrong, everything is the fault of Lorkhan the Deceiver. You see, long ago Lorkhan tricked the other divines into creating the world and thus all of the problems on it.
>>720104981Oh right the mer, destroyers of the towers, ruiners of the divine imperial dynasty and responsible for multiple daedric incursions.
>>720105062Mundus was a mistake. Mortals were a mistake. Men want to make their little empire to be king of the trash heap that is Mundus, and in the process they hold the eternal, divine spirit of the Mer people hostage.
I don't care about women
>>720105247Skill issue, the dwemer got out just fine.
>>720100205"You just know".
>>720105247Why don't you just unmake yourself and let the rest of us play in the sandbox then?
>>720100205arf arf arf
Even Auri-El chooses to support Men over Mer through the Dragonborn.
>>720100205Yes Master, please bend over so I can show you my appreciation.
>>720100205>rape her with my 4inch saarjit barbed cock
Dunmer women are hotter
>>720100205Fuck off, you can’t have Barbas
I can't wait for Skyrim to be filled with cats, lizards and elves.
>>720100205casts paralysis...
>>720102837Skill issue
>>720100205>>720103673I give praise to Talos as I nut inside the altmer pussy He has provided for me
>>720100205'dogs have savaged their masters before now, and will again...'
>>720100205>*mantles shor*>*rapes and mindbreaks her*
>>720100205>without sounding mad?Barb barg! HAUUU! Spurdo.
>>720104981Sounds like pleroma.
>>720100205But of course...you are the most beautiful and generous mistress in the world...
>>720100205Rape her while barking.
>>720100205Launch at her unprovoked and rape her with my fat knotted dog cock, then rip her throat out.
>>720100205Rape.
Good thread.
>>720118097haughty bananas owe me sex
Shor would want you to cum inside an elf's corporeal form
>>720100205She's not that bad once you get to know her
>>720100205kiss her neck and rub her ears
>>720100205doghump her leg like there's no tomorrow
>>720108274Excuse me, subhuman MerNIGGERS look like THIS.
>>720106043Well yeah. Why would a dead god that gave his life so that men and nirn can exist, want them to throw it away?
>>720100205Become her personal human sex toy? Duh.
>>720100205>>You are but a dog, and I am your master!>How do you respond, without sounding mad?
>>720100205>elf woman>dogI bend her over and fuck her, then pee on her face, she basically just declared she is owned by me.
>>720120125you really don't want to get into "but in-game they look like THIS" because nobody in skyrim looks under 40
>>720120443sad
So basically>Aldmeri Dominion want to do typical 'Conquer and rule the world' stuff>Their rivalry with the Empire is primarily political, and they'll still work and ally with other races>Thalmor are a Pro-Altmer suicide death cult that's subverting the Dominion and driving more extremism
>>720120125yeah Skyrim really fucked the character models. aif course TESIV wasn't any prettier but you could chalk it up to the bad graphics. In Morrowind there was enough room for interpretation. Some characters were obviously meant to be old hags while it was clear who were supposed to be the pretty ones. In Skyim they already had the graphical fidelity to make pretty characters but just fucked some races up completely by aet direction nalone, dunmer most prominent among them
>>720100205>cast scroll of mayhem> now she's the one sounding mad
>>720100205>a blonde white woman is calling me a dogShe's just asking for sex, why would I be mad?
>>720100205*Woof seductively*
>>720100205bow down my head like dogs do when they feel scared.then swear my complete life and loyalty to serving her
>>720123109NoThey want to annihilate all of existence to get back at God, because
>You now remember that autistic rant Patrician TV went about in his Skyrim video because a document said Ulfric as a "Thalmor asset">Just because he thought asset meant sleeper agent or mole instead of the first definition of the wordWhat an insufferable jerkass
>>720124042So, is that the Dominion, or just the Thalmor?
>>720100205>How do you respond
>>720120967/thread
>>720125032>The only way Man can stand up to Mer is with a plot macguffin made by Mer
>>720122245Still looks fine to me. Oddly enough women with big foreheads are never a turn off to me.
>>720126484Okay Krillin
>>720100205Nah
>>720100205i'm khajiit ma'amme meow not bark
>>720100205mer woman deserve...
>>720127924STOP LAUGHING I NEED IT FOR DEFENSE
>>720127924>mer woman deserveTo be broken with love and affection until they're nice and caring wives.
>>720127924I-I took it off some dead scrub, okay!?
>>720102924You're right, I'm simping for Pussy People pussy instead.
>>720100205Instantly cum. God, why did you make me stop touching myself.
>>720128131based
>>720100205Correction with leg-locked missionary anal and kisses on the lips
Fucking elves and beastmen is gay we should be hunting them and mounting their heads on our walls instead
>>720100205You're right, please use magic to turn me into a human toilet to use for your pleasure forever more mistress.
>>720101091>chercherIs this some euphemism for rape?
>>720136578Non
Imagine ruining that foul mouth with big Nord peepee
>>720128795Where is this dragon language from? Like, which crypt or whatever?
>>720137089Shame.
>>720100205I am a pitbull and you are a three year old
>>720100205shit on her carpet
The High Elves are right.It's telling that the only intelligent race of Men are part Elf.
I'm a Nord man and I deserve Redguard women while all the elves sit in the cuck chair
>>720100205ERM, AKSHUALLY, you'd be my mistress, not master
>>720100205I simply kill her.>but that means you're madIt means she's dead and I'm not. The murderhobo reigns supreme.
>>720136578That's French for search, anon. Pronounced "sharsh" I think
>>720102924For once you should listen to the n'wah, Nerevar
>>720100205By giving her a liberal helping of Spellbreaker in her face.
>>720104396Do I get a choice of mer? I'll pretend to worship Talos, then abandon it for a Dunmer wife
>>720124151thats disingeniouswhen people call ulfric an asset based on the dossier, they do mean he's some degree of compromised, especially because it talks about establishing contact after he escaped. additionally, the general meaning of an asset as simply being useful to a cause is too all-encompassing in this caseso he's an asset because he causes trouble for the empire, thus increasing the chances of a thalmor victory. which is fair enough I guess, but what does that make general tullius and the empire in skyrim? you know, the people actively working with the thalmor? surely those would be assets too? so every side of this civil war is a thalmor asset? see how stupid it gets when you make it mean "well he's useful".
>>720137569Its one of the dragon walls where you learn the frost shout.
>>720123109You’re a fair bit off base.The Aldmeri Dominion in its present form is RUN by the Thalmor. They’re the ones who established it with the beginning of the 4th era. They’re not subverting the Aldmeri government, they ARE the Aldmeri government.The Dominion’s rivalry with the Empire is both political and religious. The Empire is both the their chief rival for dominance over Tamriel and also home to some of the towers which the Thalmor want to destroy to begin their unmaking of the world. There’s also an element of revenge for how badly they got owned by the Septim Empire and its giant mecha.The Aldmeri Dominion is basically just the political arm of the Thalmor regime.They are also super-racist towards everyone (including some other Altmer), but they’re pragmatic racists willing to use anyone who will help them achieve their goals.
>>720140284>home to some of the towers which the Thalmor want to destroy to begin their unmaking of the worldNot a real thing. Not in the games. Not in Kirkbride's schizoposts. Nowhere.
>>720100205Fus roh dah?
>>720123450>Muh pretty charactersThis isn't an anime dress up game you dumb fucking coomer
its meeee dog man and then i start humping her leg
I politely explain that, as a Breton vampire lord, Molag Bal is my master.
>>720100205if I'm a dog, then you're a white women, and baby, you're gonna slather yourself in peanut butter before the night is over.
>Tfw you'll never live in Skyrim with a Khajiit wife
>>720126390*a plot macguffin powered by man
*opens Sexlab Defeat**chooses as target**proceeds to respond without sounding mad*
>>720138834So searchsearch? What retarded language
I maul her child in its cradle.
Why hasn't any Elf pulled the "Tiber Septim was a Breton, so technically Talos is half-Mer" card?
>>720142419The mer that care are Altmer and even then, the only ones that care within them are the Thalmor.
>>720142419Because Talos's race is the subject of a lot of debate in-universe and anybody except those who think he's Breton (not a majority, mind you) will reject the premise entirely. Also, you're not going to appeal to racial supremacists with half-bloods.
>>720123450Nah, it's true that young characters don't look super youthful but otherwise most humans are basically fine.The only ugly ones are the mer races which feels perfectly intended. It's good that they're not just humans with pointy ears and different skin colors.
>>720140597It's in the trainwiz mods therefore it's canon
>>720127924Are there any indepth mods (or any at all) that allows me to marry both sisters?
>>720138834>>720142080sher-shay
>>720142802Nice, got more of her?
>>720143293No.
>>720100205>>You are but a dog, and I am your master!>How do you respond, without sounding mad?Hah, good one. So anyways what are you doing later tonight Mrs. Ambassador?
Good morning is this the TMD thread?
Rape
>>720143349Yes, but they are too powerful for this thread. Must think of those advertisers, anon.
>>720100205I pee in her
>>720143370does this work? asking for a friend haha
>>720143528You don't know until you try and get a response. Hesitation nowadays is borne from fear of humiliation, but there's no possible humiliation unless she has your contact details/social media. So if it's in a 'cold environment' meaning bar, pub, club, etc. . then just go ahead and try it. Worst case scenario she says "ew get away from me."
>>720143360Make one
>>720143394total morrowind death? yeahashniggers lost their "gods", had their "capital" crash into the ground and their dumbass volcano destroyed the rest of their shitty little island lmao
>>720143684Never going to happen since the whole modding community is so buttblasted about using AI voices.
>>720143771Why is every modding community so lame, all Altmer girls share one voice right? Perhaps line splicing is the answer.
I deserve to get pegged by Alter girls
Under sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly.
>>720142419Talos' presence strengthens the wheel, which they don't want. They want to return to the mythic era where shit didn't work properly and Mer were pretty much godlike.
>>720104953>be thalmor agent >here about nords worshipping at a shrine in the forest>lol, this is going to be good>head out there to fry some savages >might arrest a few to “interrogate” later>get closer >start hearing voices in the distance >air is vibrating >soldiers are starting to feel off>fucking plebs.jpg>get to clearing with shrine>there are ten nords circled around the shrine>all chanting in what sounds like the nordic tongue>don’t look like talos worshipers>who gives a shit time to show them who’s the boss of this forest>approach and announce who i am and order them to cease and disperse >they all turn and stare at me>silence fills the air, like no sound not even from bugs>they just stand there>order them to leave again>they just stand>i don’t have for this>order soldier to apprehend the one that looks like a priest>he approaches and takes his sword>priest opens his mouth >boom.wav>soldier is blasted apart>wtf did he just use a shout>priest looks to men and says some shit in nordic >men take out weapons and attack shouting like and slaughtering my men>one slashes me across the face with a dagger>they rout us>as we flee we hear the singing blessings to kyne and shor>talk to informant later>some breton twink>ask who tf they were and if they were with the stormcucks>he says they’re followers of the old ways>don’t even worship talos>wtf.jpg>go to file report and tell others at the embassy to be on the lookout>fuck this freezing dump
>>720100205Made for BWC
>>720100205[fox noises]
>>720127924>altmer with twintailshhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
>>720144985ehhhehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehe
>>720143157That's one Thalmor that's a rogue agent.
>>720100205Ok tranny.
>>720145935Capital!>whole thalmor embassy emptied of every item that is not a static mesh>including gear that Thalmor were wearing
I hate skyrim threads because it tempts me to mod it again.
>>720143439I see, maybe a catbox of one then?
>>720146383You want a catbox to see the cat’s box?
>>720146502no to see the cat's kitty anon get it straight jeez.
>>720100205Why are westeners unable to make cute women? I would turn into a dog if an actual cute elf ordered me to rather than this creature.
>>720143157>>720140597Also Ancano from Winterhold
>>720100697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>720146502Yes
>>720102924Isn't Elenwen canonically Ulfrics mistress from when he was captured?
>>720120125everyone is ugly in skyrim
>>720100205that's the guy from jojo diamond is unbreakable
>>720146969did skyrim ever get mods that make mer prettier like this instead of painted humans?
>>720100205If Abnur Tharn was still alive in that era, he would spoil her over how he raped princess Aytenn's cunny.
>>720100205>yes mistress sorry mistress uhgg oggh I'm cumming mistress!Something like that, I suppose.
>>720100205>Laugh in her face>Mace of Molag Bal before she can cast a spell (the spell won't hurt anyway)>Beat the elf to an inch of her life>Cast soul trap>Finish her off, get a filled black soul gem>Use said gem to recharge Mace of Molag BalShe started it, and I ended it.
>>720100205"FUS RO DAH"
>>720100205And you look like a white girl
>>720147086kek
>>720103673I never did to begin with.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC0HgM0N-mISeriously though, fuck them for cutting the nordic pantheon to simplify things for retards.
>>720144985focks
>>720100205Why are you holding a jar of peanut butter?
I like to play as a female altmer with a vore mod and eat the talos worshippers that I encounter
>>720147667...anally?
>>720147010Ayy lmao
>>720147904sometimes
>>720148108Nice, nice.
>>720104953A true Son of Skyrim would denounce Talos as a deviant trickster who usurped Nord gods and culture.
>>720124367>>720124042Wrong with your retarded fanfic. There's literally no in-game evidence the Thalmor want to undo reality.
>>720143323Sher Sher, there's clearly a E not a A at the end.
>>720141507I wonder if the Khajiit mannerisms are partly nature or purely nuture. How would one turn out if they were raised around man and not their own kind their whole life?
>Thalmor aren't practical Mer supremists who want to destroy Man's chance of ever killing them again but instead cartoony nazisBethesda is horrible.
>>720148594English pronounces "a"s as e, and the second e sound is not the same as in "cher", it's a lighter e that's best approximated by the english pronunciation of "a" as in "say".
>The average Nord woman when she turns 20 years old
>>720142645>They could've had loving Nord/Imperial/Breton/Redguard husbands to enjoy their lives with, but instead, they died because of th*lmor retardationSuch a waste
>>720148465knife eared agent glow so bright
>>720149104Post actual proof instead of wiki shit.
>>7201424191. Him being a Breton is from one schizo book that is rare and almost no one has read2. It states he was born in High Rock but gives him a 100% Nord name, so it doesn't even say he was a Breton.3. Bretons haven't been half-elves for thousands of years4. Altmer don't recognize a half-elf as being worthy of being called elves in any way.
>>720143771>>720144035I fucking hate skyrim modders. They're fucking prima donnas. I swear, I don't remember anywhere near the amount of drama in other modding communities
>>720143771so are they just buttblasted about it but some people go on to use AI voices anyway or just everyone swore off of pursuing it at all?
>>720149643I don't know what their beef is with ai voices, but the modders are egotistical faggots who get pissed when people alter their mods or include them in compilations without "permission"
>>720100205>forms into a werewolf>rips her up like a chew toy
>>720141507I perfer the ones that are born under the moon that turns them into anime catgirls
>>720140240>The Gaulder health necklace guy was into furriesBased
>>720147661>mfw
>>720149549Apparently, Sims community is even worse, or so i heard.
>>720103673If she was 300lbs then yeah, the talos shrine goes down
Altmer girls are for facesitting from Nord men
>>720142769What do people who actually knew him say he was? I mean wasn’t Barenziah still alive by the time Morrowind takes place?
>>720150373Horrendous taste
>>720152732not much into furries man the hair gets everywhere
>>720152802Getting to hug and fug an anthro cat lady who loves you overrides that
>>720152980Only if she’s 200+ pounds
>>720153309Granted, now she's a slimthicc 6'5" 220 pounds catgirl
>>720105247Imagine not only wanting to be a mer, but wanting to be a mer for eternity lmao that's like wanting to be a bitch for eternity
>>720148702I feel like some of that is reflected in Oblivion already, but maybe that isn't a good example
>>720153592god I love women bigger and taller than me if only they were real
>>720148702I'm certain it's purely a quick of their language and accent, not something that they do simply because they're Khajiit. Playing a Khajiit doesn't make you talk like that (because Bethesda couldn't be fucked to put in the extra effort but still) so I would assume a Khajiit raised outside of Elysweyr would talk normally.
>>720141507Todd is a bitch and Bethesda is a shit company so sadly there was like 5 female Khajiit in the entire game and not one of them was a marriage candidate or companion.
Elenwen wife
>>720100205>ctrl+f "mommy">no results
>>720156858Todd hogs them all for himself
>>720155279>>720156731I imagine imperial raised khajiit who would be considered "domesticated" by their peers the same way a black guy can be seen as too "white".
>>720157123Titus fucked up by calling her "his best friend" instead of "little his knifed eared whore".
>>720157123>My human crush has friendzoned me and then married some harlot bumpkin>Alinor has fallen>Billions must dieSomeone make Elenwen chudjak
>>720157123the next elderscrolls needs to add hebes
>>720157123Thats it? People are dying in Skyrim, because some retarded Imperial wouldnt do the basic human job to fuck an elf?
>>720157123accurate, but... instead of skinning the nord alive she's raping him
>>720161895> People are dying in Skyrimbrother millions died all over tamriel
>>720161472You need to kill yourself
>>720100205>be Thalmor political prisoner>well, prisoner is a relative term and at this point you’re not sure you’d leave if you could>you were captured in a Thalmor raid of a roadside inn that was housing Stormcloaks, you weren't one of them but to the Thalmor being human is as good as an admission of guilt>dragged across Hjaalmarch to a snowy mountaintop not far from Solitude and left to rot in a cell with the others, who pay you little mind>every so often a high elf in robes takes one of them away, you never see them again>eventually it’s your turn>you’re placed in a chair in an icy cell lit with a magic light that gives no warmth, flanked by guards>there’s water in a tankard, which you drink, parched>across from you sat an elf taller, pointier and snobbier than the rest who you would come to know as Elenwen>after explaining at length the mistake that had been made, she extends a formal apology and tells you that your accommodations will be upgraded>that was easy, shame you’re not getting freed but still miles better than getting your throat slit and tossed down the mountain>guards lead you upstairs to a gilded door that probably costs more than your family’s generational wealth>push it open, she wasn’t joking>height of opulence, precious metals and intricate patterns on everything>massive bed in the middle>guards leave you there>as you weigh the risk of taking a few gold shavings on your way out, Elenwen herself opens the door
>>720163581>asks if the room is to your liking>tell her yes>she picks up one of the ornaments you were appraising and asks which is your favourite>tell her you were only really looking at which one you could most easily steal from>wait, what?>gives you an amused smile as your heart sinks to your stomach>tells you that the water from earlier was spiked with a truth potion>she reaches for her robes and you brace yourself for a painful death>instead she unfastens and slips off the flowing coat, letting it lay in a pile around her boots as she pulls the shirt over her head to reveal bare golden skin and the roundest, firmest and perkiest pair of breasts you have ever seen>your eyes bounce back and forth between the golden tits as Elenwen watches you>she asks if you like what you see as much as the ornaments>you probably wouldn’t have been able to answer if not for the truth potion, which forces you to tell her that they must be the greatest pair in Skyrim>she laughs and remarks on the potion’s quality, tells you that you’ll discuss this further when she comes back later>as she gets dressed, sadly hiding her tits again, she tells you to wait for her in your bed>you go to climb onto the massive mattress>she stops you and says that’s HER bed>points across the room to the fireplace, a thick bearskin rug before the hearth>tells you THAT’S your bed>strides out before you can register what just happened>shit>thus began your life as the Thalmor Ambassador’s personal plaything
>>720144985No one asked for your opinion, Zurin. Now get back in the Numidium, we march on Alinor in the morning!
>>720100205i don't like racist elves
>>720142645>year four of the three day special cyrodiil operation
>>720100205>yjk
>>720161472What?
>>720157123Few know this, but the root cause of the Great War wasn't actually one of political rivalry or Thalmor zealotry, but instead was the unanimous demand by Altmer women to restore access to Imperial men, which had been cut off since the establishment of the Dominion.The Thalmor were reluctant to accept such miscegenation within their realm, but popular discontent forced them to declare war so that the mixing would at least happen with the Altmer firmly on top.
>>720167830>t. Shadowmanhttps://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/120491
>>720119419I don’t get it. Wouldn’t the Thalmor WANT (((Imperial))) occupation?Also sex with High Elf girls
>>720168017qrd for someone who doesn't feel like making a nexusmods account?
>>720130164>the reincarnation of Shor is too busy plowing a Mershit to do his jobcouldn't be me
>>720168017>>720168260mb, forgot image.
>>720140836can characters only be hideous or anime? can they not just look normal? i'm fine with mer retaining their strange alien features, but everybody in skyrim just looks so damn old
>>720144035>Perhaps line splicing is the answer.most mods I've used do thisit sucks, it feels like I'm listening to an SFM and annihilates my immersion
>>720168176The only thing the Dominion wants Imperials occupying are the beds of their Altmer mistresses
>>720100205Soul Tear shout
>>720150967I've made this chart that should help explain why that's the case.
>>720148594just wait until you find out how roux, gourmet, bouregeois and hors d'oeuvre are pronounced
>>720100205i don't, i listen
>>720144035Nexus fags are the most pussified redditors imaginable when it comes to "credit" and "stolen assets" for some reason, which is mind boggling considering they are a community based entirely on making fan-content without permission from stolen game assets. All the anti-AI stuff is purely performative too since nobody gives a fuck about line splicing even though functionally it's the exact same thing.It's also mostly self-censorship by huge pussies, because there's plenty of AI voiced stuff on there from normal people who don't give a fuck about the bleeding vaginas whining about it.
>>720172575I really wish the gayest and most insufferable bitches alive didn't have a strangle hold on Skyrim modding. When I learned about AI voice generation I was so excited thinking that there would finally be mods where the voice acting wasn't some amateur with a shitty mic, but no.
>>720103673Made for BWC
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>>720175519Based as fuck comic Anon, thanks for sharing. Is there more or is this it? Also holy shit her tail is fucking huge. God imagining bushing that thing, it'll be a workout.
>>720177298the artist is Wielder on FurAffinityThere's a lot of her self insert ship if you're curious.