umad?
Tranny horse.
>>720127673>I'm so fresh you can suck muh nuts
Minna doko?
>>720129572>in 8 minutes
Gumoning
How many red sparks do I realistically need to get from D to A distance aptitude? I want to make sprint Top Cun to fill out my team trials slots.
>>720130775With 10 you can get that immediately without needing to rely on inspiration RNG.
Yesterday was a Horrendous Sunday
What the hell happened yesterday
>>720132785truly. lets do some exercises and go running to make today better. I wonder how few of those anons are doing that started going for walks/running because of umas..
>>720132785did we tease janny too hard?
holy shit, seiun sky skill really procs once it got all the conditions holy shit, no questions asked!
my wife and daughter
>>720133752>>720133765Billions of threads deleted alongside nigger cocks and hairy assholes (in the archive). I ended up falling asleep so I missed the rest of the night
local con had alot of horse girls this weekend. it was blessed
>>720134258how many cute ones?
I hate womenI love umas tho
>>720134897Hmm beautiful 3DPD, good cosplay
>try to make a Front Mile Daiwa>get fast learner early>Kita only gives hints for Long Corners and heals>lose some races to nothing>only get shitty green skillsIt's incredible how any run where a rare and really good thing happens, the game will find a way to ruin it.
>>720134764all of them
This is the only decent-looking cosplay of this game that I've seen so far
Suzuka attempt for Mile CM. Looks pretty decent? I'm worried about stamina, will she just die or not? Wit also ended a bit on the low side, took forever to get my wit card's friendship up and then didn't get any good rainbows.
>one out of three daily career attempts down the drain because I accidentally borrowed the wrong stud
>>720135893>will it die?No
>>720136097I'm starting to doubt the google dockey...
>>720136156why have you tried racing her, did she die? also on umalator did you check hp if its able to live until the end?
>>720136249The google doc says you need 600 stamina to survive, yet that anon's calculation shows otherwise
>Only took 10 rolls to get SeiunThank fucking god my Amazon savings are safe.
I don't care how much anons dahbypost I'm not falling for the propaganda. Im not doing her career.
UMA(RU)ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>720127673yes
>>720136336FUCK YOU CUNT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING HER WHILE I HAVE TO SAVE FOR JANUARY
>mfw I'm the only seiunlet in these threadsIm bricked....
I blew my 12k carats on support cards and got nice things.I will not roll for Seiun.Summer Maruzensky all the way.
>log in>No gibs
>>720136294still looks correct tho, as per doc 1800 mile for front is 700, still close, so you should be good. there are variances on how stam is calculated. altho its said its enough, its almost borderline to me because poeple might bring debuffs.
>>720127673No, I'm sad.
>>720127673>>720136613I love these stupid creatures.
HELP
>>720136673I'm also a Seiunlet anon
>>720135893I also have a Suzuka I’d like to test out.78586747Bring one uma
>>720135106Thanks for the reminder, is there any cards that gives fast leaner? People run tosho for charming, I imagine if there was something for fast leaner everyone would recommendbut just in case
>always saw that fanart of opera yelling at a thunderstorm and thought it was just meant to represent how silly she is>finally pull her and start doing her story>it's an actual eventwhat's wrong with this horse
Janny is a chestnut lmao.
>>720137103>people are already testing for cancer cup>I'm still grinding my last Gemini aceI'm so behind, my laziness caught up with me
Is Seiun Sky being good in this CM (aside from her unique skill) just a meme? This Uma's career is packed with long distance races like the Tenno Sho and Arima Kinen, so you’ll need to balance stamina, power, and speed just to survive. You’d need insane luck to hit 1200/600/1200 stats (with 600 stamina just to endure Arima Kinen) and still have solid wit stats. Meanwhile, Suzuka’s career is basically all sprints and miles.
>>720135893>>7201371032/9, not sure if it's (You) since the Suzuka has different stats
>>720136336Eh, I'll get her in January.
>>720137331Nigga I don't even have a single Ace for Gemini, I don't even know what league to enter
>>720137472sorry i mean next CM
Didn't even get swinging maestro, am I screwed for Gemini?
>>720137331Training Gemini aces burned me out, so I'm just having fun training Cancer aces instead
>didn't get seiun >didnt' even get curry chanIt's umaovered for real this time...
>>720137760>No spurtShe'd be a decent entry for the Glue Cup
>One of the people I was borrowing from swapped their profile uma outWell, I guess I can't complain cause I can definitely use this I guess
>>720137472Seiun's ultimate on herself is stupidly strong. You don't need all that much power when she has such a strong accel skill (which is power). Basically if Seiun gets her ult off she wins, end of story. The meta is to try to block her from getting the ultimate and later on Summer Maru shits on her because Maru's ultimate is a powerful mid-race speed boost so she's almost guaranteed to screw Seiun over (enter final corner as number 1). Basically from now on for shorter races it becomes a competition between front runner who gets to enter the last corner as number 1 to fire off Seiun's ultimate.
>>720137331My ass is not trying to seriously compete for the whale cup. May as well get some horses ready for the next one.
>got Narita Taishin today>do 2 runs after getting her earlier in the day and got A rank no problem just going speed and stamina>do another 2 runs now doing the exact same thing except she fucking dies for some reasonboy it's a good thing I'm watching something funny while doing this or I would've already uninstalled this crap
>>720137846>he got neither of the sluts that threw themselves at anonsPerhaps its time for a shower.
Hello there
Pokke!
>>720138296stop stalking me
>>720138296GENERAL GENESIS, YOU ARE A BOLD ONE
>>720138192I swear, taishin loves getting blocked it took me 30 runs to get a usable one compared to only about 10 for gold ship, i think it's because she gets no power boost she tends to get brocked very easily. What really helped me was going from a pure stamina legacy to a 6* stam 3* power one
>>720138341I like her and how feral she can be sometimes but man they really had her yell several times too much
>delete one thread>3 more pop up
>>720138341Zamn!
>>720138039i see, then im overreacting lmao, thanks for the info
>>720138341How would sex with her be like
>>720138576What happened yesterday? Did either of you give up?
>>720138649Loud until she realizes Tachyon can probably pump her hips stronger and then she has an existential crisis.
>>720138192>>720138423Get wit and power you fools
>>720138023>Those pinks>No whitesUnfortunate for a 9* parent desu, it could've been greater
>>720138689My marvelous thread hit bump limit.I was satisfied.
>>720138689the entire thing died down and a good if slow thread made it to bump limit >>720101403
>>720137187Not that I know of, it's one of the random trainee events (that every uma has) that has a low chance of giving you fast learner.
>>720138780>>720138918I checked the archive and was surprised to see a schizo spamming pictures of dead horses asking to ban us all. Jesus Christ
>>720137629Oh chillbro, please tell me how can I resist the urges to roll on her or either of the other 6 or 7 umas that I want until January
>>720134897>>720135080More
>>720134897why does this girl always look so miserable?
>>720139146would plap that teio
ATTENTION ALL ANONYMOUS TRAINERSder/v/ just freed up TWO whole slots, come join the second best club on /v/
Why is doto's casual outfit so awful
>>720139206Its cute! Even if her skirt looks like it should be a grandmas curtain
>>720139206Mellow stacked girls dress like that.
>>720135726NamaeReminds me of Ushijima Iiniku
>>720136981can trainer-san survive this? or will he be drawn and quartered?
>>720139203Is there a daily quota? Im kind of a fanlet but im active
>>720136981I recognize Tosho, Dream Journey and Oguri, who are the other two?
>>720139441daily quotas are for faggots, I only ask for a login every 4 days at most
>>720136652You care too much that’s why she avoids you
>>720139441None of the /v/ clubs have daily quotas but you'll likely get kicked out of all of them if you don't login for several days or go on for weeks without playing a single career
I wonder if the anon who went on a fishing trip to boost his seiun luck got her
>>720139203Damn another 2? I hope we can make it to A with all this bleeding of members
how many races should i do with my evil nature? doing debuffer runs its actually hard, trying to balance decent stats, races for skillpoints and hints for skills
Doing her career for the first time, what am I in for?
>>720140006Mejiro McFatty
>>720140006Wait until Hopeful Stakes to gain all the fans needed for her goal
>>720139203Hm maybe I should, I am right now in a D rank club that I joined on a whim where like half of them have been inactive for up to a month, but I am unsure if I'm up to snuff since I mostly just do dailies and 1, maybe 2, careers a day
>>720140006a pretty easy career with a bunch of turns inbetween races, make sure to get the senior autumn triple crown
>>720140107Unless that d rank are you're friend, just leave.
>>720140107Do it, joining a /v/ club was a great decision. Shoes are flowing and players are helpful
>>720140195When does he get a Millenial overlord costume that makes him stronger?
>>720139876worry not anon, this will only boost our fan gain>>720140107that's more than enough, I'll save you a spot if you post id
can I make it bros? I'm still rerolling for an ace but only off of natural tp
>>720140195>See the images about Opera and her massive ego>On twitter come upon an account that plays this exact clip>Fall in love immediately because her voice is genuinely beautifulDid they hire an actual opera singer to be her VA or what?
>>720140103Thank you for the tip>>720140161To get the senior autumn triple crown it seems I have to do a bunch of optional races, is that worth doing in a possible Gemini ace run?
>>720140256>club was once active>now people give less shoes>leader is kinda not playing that hard anymorejust waiting for my club to collapse then ill go to some /v/ clubs. I guess 139 million fan count is enough to join one.
>>720140006losing at the Hopeless Stakes for an E rank
>>720140349Ah why not, my ID is 633 526 822 947Just left it so its gonna take 24 hours until I can join der/v/
>>720140552>139 million>enoughthat's more than the highest rating members of any /v/ clubs, the danchous will happily fight to have you in any of them
dear diaryjust finished my fifth consecutive run and professor of curvature didn't drop onceit's like I dumped that 30k carats for no reasonI'm starting to think that this isn't a very good game
post chad parents
>>720140412Not but she already worked on another idol franchise before and I couldn't believe she had the same VA ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4iC52d-fVY
>>720140896
>>720140412the range of A list jap actors is insane, not to mention they are expected to dance, sing and appear in a ton of promotional eventsyou might recognize her from other popular characters
>>720140372Ace runs are not giving many points because you have to neglect races. I think you should try making parents for cancer cup.
>>720140826Shiraoki tells you that its time to take a break, and maybe pray for better luck
>>720140552For that count /v/ma might take you we got a couple of guys in the 100 millions and are in the top 600
>>720140826You didn't dump 30k carats for curvature, you dumped 30k carats for 100 special priority and 35 starting friendship, and a free mood up and stam gain events during her chain. Curvature just happens to be a decent evergreen skill on top of it.
>>720141025how many points are you supposed to get on average? I get about 9k without any bonuses
>>720136673I rolled one ten and that's all I'm going to give.
>>720127673Is Uma the most popular boomer gacha in Japan?
>>720139128Focus on the CM's, play other games, go fishing. Just remember, they'll come home if they want to, and if not. Well you can always borrow a good parent when they're available.
>>720127673Untruncated advice
>>720140552You should quit already so you can earn fans on a better club while still getting the rewards before the date limit. With that amount all the clubs would kick out anyone for you
What the fuck man
>>720141124I only got 3 copies so I didn't even get those
>>720141371HOPEFUL'D
>>720141371Lemme guess, you waited until Hopeful Stakes?
>>720140529you already get the autumn tennosho as part of her career so you need to get the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen which are very good for fans/skill points and you get a good +20 in all the important stats if you get itas always its up to luck, i would drop a race if i got a really good rainbow or i would drop a rainbow if i was running low on skillpoints and had good skill hints.my usual mcqueen grind for gemini was composed of mostly Triple Crown races.
>>720141371Shouldn't have pulled all your eggs in one race, anon, you fool!Thread bamboozled you!
>>720141371Hopeless...
>>720141124Wait, does that mean I can stop using my capped creek?
>>720140826if you're building an Ace for gemini don't bother with PoC, long and end closer corners is far better and cheaper
>>720141371DEPROY IT NOWSPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MOB BROCK
Anyone got some pointers for building Narita Taishin for Gemini? She just came out of nowhere with Seiun Sky and I figured I can try and make something since there's 3 days leftFor getting into B Finals, I don't have any hopes for A
got the cardsmade an a horse that went undefeated with 27 winsuninstalledi dunno how you guys can play this 3 months lateror worse, pay money for it
>>720141371>he fell for the hope memeThere are plenty of less risky medium races in junior year, anon. Betting it all on Hopeful Stakes is only a good idea if you're trying to minmax a CM ace or something
>>720141725Just get as much stam as possible and gold recoveries. I suspect group B finals will be easy, group B is going to be full of people who didn't stam max
>>720141371I always wait until hopeful stakes with Oguri to get 3k fans and it has not once ever been an issue.
>>720141725Her career is a bit miserable, make sure to cure all negative conditions before senior year for an event. Get her to potential 5 asap. Legacies should be half stamina and half power because she gets no power boost so you might get fucked if you don't have good power. Get lone wolf asap for an easier time with races. Run 3speed 3stamina
>>720141802Cuz its fun?
>>720141367>>720141093>>720140815I'll post here if it ever collapses. The leader is a friend of mine, so it's kind of awkward to just leave out of nowhere.
>Do a Matikanefukukitaru run>Do every G1 she can>Win all but one of them>Only white spark is for fucking firm conditionsI HATE RNG
>>720136404
>>720141802that's cool but nobody askedyou sound the sort of retarded kid that makes a thread saying he wont play silksong or whatevers the fotm like anyone cares
>>720141870I was just following the thread advice....on my second mcqueen run right now kind of sucks I wasted a borrow
>>720142057>I can take on this uma!
>>720142181Anon you should already be aware not to put all your eggs in one basket, you fool!Anyways my winning strategy was keeping her speed, stamina and power at roughly equal and then training nothing but speed after the second summer ends
>>720142181Fair enough.Remember to train stamina, by the way. She runs lots of long races
>>720141093Hey /v/ma stop stealing all the omega fan people, give other clubs a chance plz
>>720142064Why is Trainer-san so small?
>>720142181I'm sorry you fell for the meme anon. It's a tough race to win at first until you have a decent deck and know what you're doing but even then you can get boxed and fall behind easily
>>720142181Well anyone doing a McQueen run for the first time is going to end up doing it at some point if they are unaware.
>>720141153Whatever you make now its probably not enough. Run bakushins or ogurins. Just train parents so you get moneyz too. >>720141371
I literally can't cap stam unless I use 2 speed 4 stam, and if I do that I don't end up with enough power or speed to win URA finals
>>720142181dont worry anon, i just ran a seiun sky and since shes a front runner and she is a meta character next CM i though shes just all mile and front, then arima kinen and tenno sho out of nowhere lol.
>>720142493there should be one with mcqueen desu
>>720142705Yes capping stamina tends to lead to miserable careers. You should use speed and/or power parents.
>>720142705it depends if your uma has a stamina proficiency and what parents are you using, i manage to cap stam with goldship/mcqueen by going 4spd/2stam with 2 full 9* stam parents
question for the next CM how many gold skills is needed before i go to white skills?
>>720127673umambo
>>720142864Goldshi is cheating since she has +20% stamina growth and end closer+her ulti means she wins shit career races with very low speed.
How did the bitch with the tongue become a huge meme?
>>720141371Sky have this same issue
>>720142705Simply don't try capping stamina without 9* Stam parents and Stam growth. Settle for a bit less without sacrificing your other stats
>>720142920Next one is a whole different thing. It's a mile race where you don't really need recoveries and vast majority of gold skills just aren't worth the skill point cost. Especially for the Groundwork front runners you just spam a ton of cheap skills like >>720135893
>>720136673I am too I'm just gonna throw statues at her when her shards get added
>>720142705You need someone like golshi who has a +20% on stamina. An mlbd super creek unfortunately is mandatory here, also you can cap with a 4 speed 2 stam deck. Its not easy but if you gamble a few 20% ish trainings an mlbd cafe and creek can get you there.
>>720143076i see, thanks
>>720141457>2 S ranked statsHow? HOW are people getting these stats? Luck? 9* parents? Crazy maxed out decks??
>>720142920It's fronttard meta after CM2 for a while, so the combo of Angling and Scheming, Groundwork, Taking the Lead, Concentration, and tons of green skills.
>>720143459You need to get lucky with stacked rainbows, multiple +60 or more in a run. Which means stacked decks.
>>720143459It's a world that lucklets like you and I can never reach.
>>72014345914* stamina + 3* speed legacies is enough to get me A+/A+ on a good run, even with awful cards, SS is definitely MLB territory without a bunch of "race" inherits lie Hopeful Stakes or URA Finale
>>720143459They almost always have an MLB SSR card and MLB SR decks.
>>720143459Luck plays a factor. A good deck will help a lot, but if you gamble high failure rates, you can get really good ace. Obviously it can brick runs.For example if I see double rainbow with 40% i take it.If it fails i still give her a chance in the infrimary which can give you practice perfect. If that fails the run is bricked, its over. You might get a semi decent parent, still, but she aint gonna be an ace anymore.
>>720143417>mlb'd super creekNo wonder this is the whale CM.
>>720143459this is the deck i've been using to grind careers with 2 9* stamina parents
>>720142485He just won bigly
Is Lone Wolf a meme?
>>720143459I got extremely lucky in my case with double golden inspiration. Really insane run, she even got a hotspring ticket too.
>>720144186You should run it on one uma. It's free +40 speed or deny opponents getting it.
>>720144186Only if you accidentally put it on 2 of your Aces like a retard
>>720144186It's nice if it procs, prevents others from having it too. I wouldn't say it's a mandatory grab though. Straight away spurt and good recovery skills are more important this CM.
Is running 3 level 45ish guts cards and 3 level 45ish stam cards and training only guts and stamina viable or am I setting myself up to fail?'Cause guts gives speed power and guts and stamina gives more guts...For Narita Taishin. It FEELS like it would work.
>>720144186Lone Wolf makes equal playing fields unequal. Even if you put it on someone you don't expect to win, it's better than the other guy getting it. Maverick is a meme, although maybe it'll do something for an End Closer in the next CM. Or since people still recommend Taishin maybe I'll put it on a Late Surger.
>>720143417If this is like that then why can't I even reach 1k stamina with 3 stamina cards 20% growth and 14 stam sparks with double affinity?
>>720144451If you can't reach 1k with all that you're doing something horribly wrong or have zero copy support cards.
I'll only ever try out this gacha if they add Secretariat, because that's the only racehorse I know about.
Could this do anything at all in cancer cup? Aside from losing. I need groundwork and S mile, right?
whats your favorite uma song?
>>720139203I can make some free spots in /herse/ too if anyone needs a club.
>>720144602Ms victoria
>>720144451Either a luck issue (supports never showing up to the right training) or you're playing too safe on training
>>720144530I have MLB Cafe, LB2 McQueen and borrowed MLB Creek. I might be the worst trainer of all time
>>720137221I think I know that referencehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tempest
>>720143894>>720144451I mean you got told a zillion times if you are f2p you need to have at least 3 kitasans, so you can borrow a whale mlb creek... an mlbd kitasan and creek is your bread and butter for a very long time. You need a mayano or a cafe card.But if you are having difficulties still, just focus on cancer cup, which is a much more pleasant experience.
>>720144602Legend Changer
>>720144834oguri back
>>720143459Here's my best Golshi I made with 13* stamina and 3* speed sparks. Getting lucky with rainbows is a huge part of making up the difference if you don't have a full MLB deck and/or 9* parents.
>>720144602the only song I know to any real degree is umapyoi legendI don't watch my horses' concerts unless they earn it by winning URA finale, simple as
>>720127673>>720136613>>720136908tanukis are great, some videos are extremely cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_CUnsFtz6U
>get S Late Surger after I buy Go-Home SpecialistKill meIt was such a tiny chance too.
>>720144965I have MLB stamina (can borrow Creek) and high spark parents as well. Never even came close to your results, could you give me some insight to the way you train? Do you get trainings to level 5?
>>720144965>powerlet>gutsletBack to the mines :^)
>>720140996It's neat seeing most of the Uma VAs aren't lookers but the game has been in dev since forever in the jap time. Their recent performance had sovl.
>>720140996>dance>he doesn't know
I'm the best
>Super Creek ditched me before finishing her event chain on all three borrows today>Three days in a rowI fucking hate this game.
Created this based on what I have, is this good enough?
>>720146065Ah to add as for seuins parent it will be bourbon, shes the best front i have.
How do we stop Nice Nature? She's getting too popular and respected.
Seeing all these anons that already got Seiun hurts ngl
>>720145965you should've played goo goo babies when she told you to
>>720146395to alleviate that, i spent money for kitasan and only got it to MLB2, hope it helps
It has been 21 runs since my last Charming from Sweep Tosho.
>>720146545It does, thank you whalefren
>>720144371run 5 guts characters and tazuna for optimal results
>>720146681That sounds fun. Everyone's grinding for Kitasan Black while I'm gathering friendship points for Haru Urara's day off...Victory is assured.
>>720146624Nothing a good spank and correction training can't solve.
Why do some people try so hard in this game? I mean I understand being competetive anywhere else, but this is the kind of game where someone can just pay to outdo any effort you put in, what's the point
>>720142493
>>720144602My top 3https://youtu.be/PdKj1065-P4https://youtu.be/TH_3Ej4tvSshttps://youtu.be/oUEvJLW7XnU
>>720147075game has stamina, you cant "try-hard' on this game.
>>720127673gook tier art slop
>>7201470751. Be a whale and have an easy time winning2. Be F2P and try to beat whales with good trained horses.3. Just do a couple of runs per day for fun. You can choose which one to be, but option 2 will require you to engage with every single mechanic in the game and will let you experience more of it.
>>720147075its fun watching the gigawhale 13k Brian get overtaken by the 11K goldship with a borrowed kitasan made by a minmaxer autistyou can feel their rage as they watch helplessly
>>720145663I got this high and I fucking lost the first race, if not for that I could've been the best racist on the server.
>>720145082https://youtu.be/073Ny5fVcikhttps://youtu.be/6c7sxmRpANIThese Taiki and Doto ones are kino.
>>720147075no amount of money can pay for knowledge. being smart IS the meta
>>720146065You have that goldship card maxed out?
>>720147075Every single online video game now suffers from under achievers IRL, who try to be competitive. The funniest part is the rewards are not even that good.
I already bought all the Haru cards with Friendship points. Is there anything else I need to save for? Like with Gold Ship's stars that were purchasable with friendship points. Is there a catalogue of what to buy with them?
>>720147361man these and the twin turbo one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE9RQ7GxU38) always makes me cry.>>720147432no ,those on the grey area will be the ones that i will borrow for maximum groundwork popoff
>>720147361I literally cried ;___;
>>720147075Whales can pay for better cards but they can't buy luck and that's what matters most in the end.
>>720147361la creatura
>>720147548How did you get so much friendship? I've been actively looking for it and only have 10,000 total. Even performing friendships in Mortal Kombat isn't getting me more friendship points.
umamusumuhammad
>>720147868team trials give you a bunch depending on your class
>>720147075Because the CM is the most carats we get in a month. Doing bad in the CM means no carats to roll on new horses. Without it all you get is 220-240 a week which isn't shit and gets you a 10 pull once every 2 months.
>>720147868You need to raise a good parent and have a useful card so people will friend and borrow from you. Also don't sleep on team races, you get a lot of friendship points from boxes.
>>720127724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>720145318Keep in mind that was a crazy run where I got Charming, Practice Perfect, and Fast Learner by mid classic year, so it's above average even for me.>could you give me some insight to the way you train? Do you get trainings to level 5?You should definitely be getting speed to level 5. You'll probably reach level 3 or 4 on wit and/or stamina, which means summer camp and inspirations have to do a lot of heavy lifting for the latter, depending on your parents and your uma's own personal stat growths.I will say that in my experience, getting truly great runs is frequently helped along by hedging your bets. Not necessarily in the sense of playing recklessly, but just putting yourself in a position where you stand to benefit from good RNG. Choosing not to press on a single rainbow training if it'll take so much energy that you're screwed if a double rainbow or even more shows up on the next turn, for instance. Or, personally, I try not to do recreation in junior year because the deck is stacked with early mood up events.
>>720147412This is a WIT game.
>doing a few point farming runs>these stupid parents decide that this is the best time to give me medium/long SI fucking hate this game
>>720147075I'm F2P and I stole victory from a whale during the Taurus cup. I could feel their seething as my autistically bred superhorse with LB1 kitasan beat their max MLB deck that is the best feeling that this game can offer.
Should I swap out King for Special Week or Mayano for 2LB McQueen?
>>720148156I think only 1 or 2 people have ever borrowed my MLB Hishi Amazon card. Should probably just swap it to my MLB Marvelous Sunday or MLB Matikanefukukitaru
>>720149171who are you running?
>>720149173>Should probably just swap it to my MLB Marvelous SundayYou could've gotten a lot more points from that during the previous cup when everybody was making Evil Natures.
>>720149173>MLB Marvelous SundayIm running that right now and get ZERO borrows, I wouldn't recommend it
>>720149173I'm sitting here wondering if anyone would ever borrow my level 45 wit card with two horse girls in track suits looking tired.
>>720149074A random BBBDB gold ship I had carried my entire run until the final race where my average anime teio used her ult to get secure me first place in a shounen protagonist moment.Just remember, you aren't a lucklet until you lose the race
>>720149290Goldshit.I have maxed out Taishin too btw, but her priority is low and I'm having rainbow issues.I already tried running 4 speed 2 stam but I've had better results with 3/3.
>>720149171Who are you running? Thats better than the deck that got me 1200/1200
>>720149469Congrats on the busted deck, if you're gonna run 3/3 at that point why don't you use speed legacy rather than stamina? You're gonna cap stamina before the end of second summer with gold ships boost and a 3/3 deck
>>720149469then its not really worth running Special week, swap Mayano
>>720144602UMA New WARUDO
>>720149292I only had a 1LB then.>>720149385Guess I'll keep it on Amazon and hope people want some power
Sparrow Suzuka
>>720148690Good insight, thanks. Do you guys rest more than you wit? I feel like energy management might be where I'm falling short
>>720134897God, that looks like an utterly miserable McQueen and I don’t mean the girl
>>720149713>You're gonna cap stamina before the end of second summer with gold ships boost and a 3/3 deckI run at least 3 careers per day and that has only happened to me once. I fucking hate Goldship. During her event I was only running her until the money ran out and I've only gotten 1 (one) usable horse out of it. >>720149830I'll use her this time and do just that. That one run with 1200 stam was with Mayano so I have at least some trust in her, if only she could cooperate with me during trainings.
>>720150283Hamtaro Opera
Do you guys create new accounts just to roll for the new Umas to experience their stories or do you only play on your main? Feels like casual players can get a lot out of the game if they don't mind separated progress.
>>720149173MLB?
>>720150283Dog ship
>>720150601>Do you guys create new accounts just to roll for the new Umas to experience their stories or do you only play on your main?I'm not autistic enough to have multiple accounts. You can just watch them on youtube anyway.
>>720150601I just play my main account and roll for cards. I have 20 horses and I haven't even played them all yet so I'm just casually accumulating cards but I don't have the support points/gold to upgrade them all.I buy star pieces in the daily shop so eventually I'll go beyond two and three star horses but I'm not worried about it.I assumed two star horses sucked and were throwaway but they actually win the URA finale sometimes. Achnes got the GOAT title so thats fun.
>>720150601>create new accounts just to roll for the new Umas to experience their storiesHoly shit that is a great idea, and it could really take the edge off while I wait to blow my load in January
>>720150601I considered doing that, but ultimately didn't bother because I already spend more than enough time just managing one accountGlad I didn't go through with it, since I ended up getting the last couple umas I wanted anyways while rolling for Seiun Sky
I genuinely can't tell if I want to stop playing or not as the daily tasks are the longest while also the least rewarding of any gacha. Also can't get any new characters to try even after skipping multiple releases due to poor in game economy and spark system. I somehow luckshit the Taurus cup but the maintenance for this game is kinda brutal
>>720151161Just dont play every day, it's not supposed to be a second job. Im taking it easy and doing 1-2 careers a day when I want. Why burn myself out spark farming or parent farming when they will come naturally? JP has a lot of really good economy and QOL features we are gonna get relatively soon so I'll save my grinding for then
>>720147868The game really elevates whales. If you had an MLB super creek or future latest releases you'd be drowning in them.
>>720150497Umamusuchondria my balls lmao
Even the gacha simulator is trying to gaslight me
>>720150601Don't need to reroll because I have 4 or 5 trainees already unlocked that I still haven't done the career of at all.
>>720152068>Wasted his godly luck on a simulatorBricked...
>>720127673>Just wants to make her grandpa proudShe's the cutest
>>720150453That reminded me, I've had a very promising career with Gold Ship, my trainings were lined up perfectly to the point where I had everyone friended by hopeful stakes and lvl4 speed and stam by year 3, getting energy events left and right, maybe 3 mood downs and every time they happened they healed themselves the very next turn, I've even managed to just walk out slow metabolism and gotten the onsen ticket and S in end closer and turf. No S in long and spurt so I wouldn't use her in the cup anyway but by all means this should've been a god run and possible TT replacement, but FOR SOME FUCKING REASON FUCKING KITASAN AND CREEK JUST REFUSED TO GIVE ME RAINBOWS, IT WAS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH WORSE MODIFIERS + RANDOMS WHILE KITA CHILLED ALONE ON WIT, CREEK SAT ON STRENGTH OR THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN AT ALL. FOR FUCK SAKE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN A DOUBLE SS BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GO ABOVE A. Obviously she got 1* guts at the end.Fuck me man, I'd prefer just to get a career where I know it's gonna be glue right from the get go rather than experience such disappointment.
>>720152537I-is that a thing?
>I took this screenshot at the daily career I do while at workMy boss promoted me btw
>>720152585Didn't she die via bonking?
>>720152667Please allow her some dignity and call it "sudden onset head trauma"
>>720152667That's what they want you to think. She was actually cucked to death
>>720152585You did get her that triple crown, right?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/17421>This is a canonical trait>The official 4koma depicts McQueen as a fan of a baseball team
>Pulled Mihono BourbonWait a minuteThis is just Kizuna AI
>>720152809I've only done one run as her, and I didn't get it.There's no rush, as Sky would say.
>>720127673turns out you can get cooldown and gourmand in the same run if you're lucky enough
What’s the big key skill I need for the next CM?
How much does your trainee love you anon?
which trainer has the fastest/coolest uma?
>>720153025>FIVE gold healsAre you building for a 6400m race?
>>720153153He needs them because that Tachyon doesn't read so well
Air Shakur is ugly
>>720152889>Loves to stuff her face and yell stuff at sports matchesWhat a proper lad
Whose onsen ticket did you get today?For me it was Grassy.
>>720153090>k.s miraclebut shes a dude...
>>720144669I do, my club dropped to D+ levels after danchou ran away due to shoe withdrawal238 191 086 773
>Mejiro McQueen Secret: She sometimes shouts “Bring ‘em home!” in her sleep. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
Do recovery skills become useless in JP when all umas reach like 1800 stamina
>another Golshi at 1000/780/800 with no S long or turf >another Golshi who has bad stats but S Long >another Golshi with really good stats but maestro never came up on events
>>720152806For non horse folk, this is called line breeding.
Nobody cared about Seiun before
>>720153445Odd translation of a baseball chant
>>720153090Of course the uma that carries with her a plushie of herself is mental.
>>720153707Pantsu spotted
>>720153090i dont get this list, isn't Mayano openly flirty
>>720151909
>>720152809She's so fucking cute.
>>720153693I don't get the hype all I know is this lazy bitch keeps breaking into my house to drink my water
Im really depressed and have 0 self esteem, drive to do things and all of my feelings are muddy and stunted.Which umagirl am i?
>>720142827Who is the wizard uma?
FUCK JANNIES, THUG LIFE NIGGA!
>>720153445It's a sportsball thing
is 3 speed 3 stamina enough to give bride mtg 1200/1200? only 2 of them are fully maxed out and I've been struggling a lot
>>720153801Its a jap tier list, anyone that isnt a traditional yamato nadeshiko is basically a butch lesbian to them
>spent money trying to get seiun sky>she still refuses to come homeyeah she’s getting porn drawn of her in retaliation
>>720153090The fact that Super Creek isn't in Married tier means this chart is worthless.
>>720153090Horrible treatment of my daughter
>great inspiration events (aside from long aptitude)>fail 8% 3 rainbow speed training late summer>creek never finishes her event chain, despite being at step 2 since classic year>feel forced to take iron will to have any recoverybricked ;___;
>>720153090>All my current favorites in tier 3>Some of the ones im saving for in tier 3No, this can't be.......
>>720154210Is grass Wonder a butch lesbian to them
>>720153801it doesn't make any sense because it was put together by soulless chinks who don't understand subtle writing since they're used to wuxiashit>tachyon>ntr>mtg>opera o>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ambitiousnot to mention the lower tiers full of girls that say they love you in their good endingsdisregard it, it's just a retarded ritualposter
>>720153090I don't get what is bond supposed to mean, It doesn't make sense.
>>720153090>bourbon firmly in the lower-middledude she literally takes you home to meet her family at the end of her route
>>720153445She's just fockin bantering
>>720153693
I just got a negative skill with goldship for WINNING the Takarazuka Kinen. What the literal fuck is her problem?
>>720127673Give it up for the Queen of /v/, Mayano "Rider of the Sky" Toooooppp Guuuuun!https://youtu.be/3v3348-ONmU?si=V1twCesKObUKKIxY
>>720153090>Pubety ambiguous Huh?
>>720150659Has this dude ever seen a german shepherd?
Could you imagine butchering Seiun Sky alive? The sound of cutting meat with a clever mixed with her screams as her lazing about is interrupted by sudden and intense torture? She cry and beg you to stop for the first two chops before breaking down into cries, screams and whimpers as you hack away at more of her body before finally she starts to get quiet and all you can hear is meat cutting and blood rushing warmly across your hands and floor. You keep chopping and soon the promising young uma is reduced to nothing more than a pile of meat
>>720154559>He picked the bottom option in the secret eventDON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>720154620I WON'T LET YOU
>>720153090>Opera >not in EX or T0>WHENBOPERA OUTRiGHT PROPOSE TO YOU
>>720154620
I kneel
>>720154790Opera will just cheat on you with herself at the first opportunity
>>720154834Hahahaha
>>720153090Wasn't it stated multiple times that this chart is just pure bullshit?
>>720154834>head>headoof
>>720154834The queen is dead, long live the elegant general
>>720154834I salute to my fucking general
>>720154943If Biwa wins by a head, isn't that cheating?
Will we get any more actual freebies?
>>720153693I didn't care much from her design but playing other uma's careers she's by far the girl that stands out the most
>>720154834when is the banner for elegant general?
>>720155048I wouldn't count on that from Cyjew.
>>720155048
>>720154620Didn't the Seiun Sky owner almost pulled support for shit like this
>>720154620the quality of shitposting these threads deserve bravo
>>720155212Vince vs Pasa who would win?
>train mayano top gun>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>night owlWHAT'S HER FUCKING PROBLEM
>>720155275I do recall one of the owners being sent gore by crazy mad japs
>>720155393You know who
>decide to challenge higher rated tt opponent>win a match>get thisWHy did no one tell me?
>>720155485You should always aim for the highest for the chance you get a wit-memer team
this is what speed looks like
>>720153818>>720154547I hear constantly that she is a "lazy genius" but the only thing she does is fucking fish, where is the genius?
>>720155563Only a genius can appreciate the art of fishing
>>720155563Genius is (you) wrangling her into victoriesDuh
>>720155563She fucks with the dumber Umas all the time. Which to her is almost everyone
>>720155397Stayed up too late flicking the bean
>>720155275YeaJapanese fans spammed him with Seiun Sky guro which is the reason they did the porn ban since he was going to pull the rights.
>>720155563she pulls off elaborate trolls like thesehttps://youtu.be/GW_wbGy2-Dg
>>720155563Even in the second cutscene she completely dabs on King Halo>realizes Halo's a late surger, lets her take the front uncharacteristically>pretend like her leg is hurt, Halo then spurts forward and gasses herself>Seiun sweeps in to steal the lead (but she forgot about Special Week who charges in from the back and barely snags it)There's not an uma yet that has displayed those kinds of mind games to this point. She's a lazy genius because despite not showing up for training, she can bank on her raw talent and smarts to pull ahead. She does the bare minumum amount of effort to coast by, something intelligent people are known to do. Work smart, not hard
>>720154867Good thing there is only one if her
>>720142459To be fair we really only have one guy with an omega fan count.
>>720155773>>720155785That's cool she sounds like an uma I'd genuinely enjoy, sadly I'll never pull her. I also enjoy her comfy art in a small town since I'm from a smaller town as well
>>720155393>Spe, the main character? That finish doesn't work for me, brother
>>720142459Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass danchou you'd get some fans in your club neighaaaaaaa
>>720155809For now....
Isn't this supposed to be the 80's or something? Why does Umastagram exist?
>>720156056I'm very happy with my der/v/ danchou, he's cool
>>720155809>golshi is a gigaautist chuuni horse>find her annoying as fuck>opera is a gigaautist chuuni horse>find her really endearingwhat's the secret sauce with her?
>>720155393Vince hates high flyers, he'd book El as a comedy act.
>>720154867Foursome with Opera and her 2 life-sized sex dolls.
>>720156086hold up does she actually has a twin sister or is this whole event in trainer's head?
*inhales*
>>720156296DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYBWEHHHHHH DAHBY ;_;
>>720156115what made you think it was the 80s? the phones?
>>720156296DONT SAY IT
These are unironically the best Gold Shits I've been able to train in almost 2 weeks. Once you stop laughing at how shit of a trainer I am I'd like you to tell me if I should even bother with open league or cry myself to sleep
Which golshi would be best for the upcoming cup? I've seen some of the insane umas people have been testing out in room matches so I'm not expecting much unless I get a god run in the next two days.
There will be no DAHBYposting
>>720156187Goldshi is a jesterOpera is the Overlord
>>720155563Her whole deal is that she acts like a slacker but it's actually pretty sharp and scheming. From what I remember reading, the jockey of the IRL horse had him run as a front runner and would decrease his speed mid-race to make it look like he was running out of gas and then speed up again at the end and win. The real horse was a Double Crown winner and was the last horse to win the Kikuka Sho as a front runner until just a few years ago
>>720156296Congratulations, you won the derby. What's the next step of your master plan?
/v/ma...ur aliev...
>>720156120Nah Im just fucking with youbut back to your original point>stop stealingIs it really stealing when they're the ones trying to get in our club? Supply and demand neighga!
>>720156187Might be that Opera isn't actively hostile towards you
>>720156386left could win open league desunever take vision skills again neiggha, they're useless
>>720156386Looks great for open league, you should absolutely enter.
>>720156187When she's first introduced in Road to the Top she references Il Trovatore. Whereas Golshi references are usually from movies and TV.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdX3T_Kjcos
>>720156435Always have been
>>720156389we will post RICE insteadrice rice so very nice...
>>720156576Very well
>>720156252In celebration of winning the senior triple autumn crown, opera requests a life sized hyper realistic statue of herself, accessories, voice playback and 48 articulation points included.
UWWWWAAA TOOREEEEEIIIIINAAAAA SAN! THIS IS AWFUL!*sniffle*I was going to post about the d-dahby..*sniffle*a-aand they said I couldnt...post about the DAAAAAHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYY UWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>720153090>Golshi>trustedNot around my kids.
what do you like about winning derby aside from the screams and the big tits
https://youtube.com/shorts/g0XHTtaoOpw>sees his brother>makes a guttural bear noiseWhat did he mean by this?
>>720156671you just know she demanded it to include kissable lips (both kinds) that bitch is crazy
>>720156576
>>720156671Aston Machan is getting heavy competition.
umas a satanic
Leave the dahby to me...
>>720156760The crying
>>720156813>that bitch is crazyYes, that's why we love her
>>720156412I hope that last horse wasn't rampantly cheating
>>720156576nyooo...
>>720156876 Next time for sure right Taikek?
>>720156760The punchline is sincere and reliable
>golshi run>fail 11% training>but get practice perfect in the gamble>fail another 11%>lose practice perfect>fail acupulrist event too cause why the fuck notFastest restart so far
i'm desperately trying to find more carrots for the seiun sky banner since i spent all of my savings and didn't get herneed 50 pulls...
>There will NEVER EVER be a SoL/Comedy uma anime that follows a different character episode while they dick around in tracen academyWhy live
>>720157125>restartingI got a 3* power spark today from a "bricked" golshi, good white sparks too...you guys really shouldnt do that
>>720156864>mfw the rapture is coming and all the umas are mysteriously left on Earth
>>720156876You can't even win the Satsuki Sho
>>720157167your umayuru?
>>720156671>>720156919>She had a banner at launch that I completely missedWhat the fuck
I have reason to believe that approximately 60% of Opera O posters are femanons
>>720157150Winning CM should net around 3k or so in total....for the last remaining ones....there is THAT
>>720157150Did you clear all your trohpies? Use the in-game race scheduler to look ahead and see which trophies you're missing and when/what distanceThen there's the whole 30 wins in one career challenge you could go forAsides from that the special mission will give you 150, event will give you a few hundredGetting the good endings for different umas will give you more if you havent. Playing umas you dont normally play and unlocking their cutscenes will upgrade your archive level which gives you more carats.
>>720157150well.. there is ONE way to get more carats...
>uma thread is up>blue archive thread isn'twhat the fuck
>>720157248About that anon...Uma is kind of a sausage fest, and uma on 4chan has to be 99.99% male, with the .01% "females" being janny
Which uma gives the best cuddles?
>>720157484Taiki, if you enjoy being tackle hugged, which I do.
>>720157484Say her name.
>>720157248most of the girls I know that play uma are obsessed with tachyon
>>720157453>BA has the least women playersWE WON
>>720157553Too skinny and flat, although I appreciate the enthusiasm
>>720157248Why is she a bird?
>>720157484
>>720157309i got in the B group finals in taurus so hopefully i'll get at least there this time too>>720157348yes i have all the trophies and the 30 wins challenge, i'm missing at least 5 good endings though>>720157378NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>720157637Why aren't you?
>>720157453Does this mean Uma fans are also the richest?
>>720157248I'm not sure femanons would know the difference between Verdi and Wagner
>>720157553Copy-chan
>>720157573"girls"
>>720157696>i'm missing at least 5 good endings thoughThis is low hanging fruit, get them. I think it's around 50 carats for each one? Can squeeze a roll or two out of it
>>720157426Janny roped after yesterday's great, gacha purge.
>>720157553Top Cun
>>720157574...the losing contest
>>720157791What happened yesterday? I'm always asleep during this shit
>>720157758yeah doing those currently, also upgrading my TT team should award some carrots as well
>>720157758Its about 150 each each ending cleared. 50 for the good ending mission, 50 for the bond 1 mission, 50 for the unlocked bond story
>>720157553YU KOPIIAI KOPII
>>720157659airhead paizuri
>>720157707I haven't heard the word.
>>720157573>most of the girls I knowWhat are you, gay?
>>720158110Stay away from horse girls
>>720141371Kek'd by the needful stakes
>>720157484Your favorite Uma, of course
>>720157868NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pontificate on married life with your uma
>>720157248The only girl (biological) I know that cares about Uma is obsessed with Golshi.
NTR bros…I thought it was just a meme?
>>720157553Mayonegg Top Kek
>>720157573Girls should be obsessed with umas like Taiki Shuttle or Urara instead and emulate them so they can be nicer to be around.
Why do women always have such terminal shittaste? It's always lamer popular garbage that everyone already talks about
>NO BRO YOU MUST NOT TAKE REST BRO>YOU MUST HAVE 4 SPEED CARDS BROI'm convinced those faggots are doing it for trolling.>>720127724Wut
>>720157986Doto airhead paizuri or Fuji sweaty post-race paizuri
>>720158378you think NTR is just a fucking game?!
>>720158560>>YOU MUST HAVE 4 SPEED CARDS BROIs this supposed to be a hot take? 4 speed cards is universally good regardless of the distance
>>720158553gentlemen it is my displeasure to inform you:women.
>>720158378Aaaah Stego-sama help me from the evil Topro!
>can give groundwork>can give spurt>can give highlander>corner connoisseur can be used anywhere>good statswhy is golshi's card 'bad' again?>muh -20 energyjust get eishin flash
>>720157897From what I understand >Have a very active thread during MARVELOUS SUNDAY>gets 404d>a bunch of other threads start popping up again, the usual, a bit slower and comfier>when they started picking up steam some anti-uma schizo started spamming in them about going to /vg/, gacha not being games, horse tranny, the usual >schizo starts mass reporting threads to the janny, even makes a thread directly calling us out >janny has a completely schizophrenic meltdown 10+ uma threads deleted before they can even reach 10 posts >umabros still post threads, theyre all insta deleted >some umabros get upset and start making threads calling out the janny, they instantly get 404d and possibly b&>schizo has an insane meltdown and starts spamming nikocado hole, horse gore and pizza in the catalog begging to ban us>after a couple of hours, janny and schizo destroy eachother and another uma thread pops up in the catalog If you look at the archive the deleted posts look fucking insane. I could be a bit wrong since I was late to the event but thats what happened.
>>720139141Fatty horse lol
Is the Hong Konger with the big schnoz right when in the long run the better investment might be Seiun Sky over Summer Maru because Maru actually has an expiration date and Seiun will always be a good parent even to current day JP?
>>720158553Their brains are literally wired different, different hormones. They're just different, and that's okay.Let them enjoy their period trackers with love and deepslop and we'll keep our horse game cooties free
>>720158680anyone has the >I'll kill youfrom gundam wing but with stay gold and top road?
>>720158331
>>720157453>Uma's average playerbase age is 34Considering horse racing more popular amongst older dudes, it's understandable.
>>720158684Because she has a million other skills that can proc on hints instead of those
why is uma so marry and reproducepilled
>>720158734>>schizo has an insane meltdown and starts spamming nikocado hole, horse gore and pizza in the catalog begging to ban usMissed this part. Schizo seeeeeeeething
>>720158815To be fair this was a japanese survey. With how many of their boomers are into horse racing, it makes sense it skews a little older. I would imagine worldwide audience is just slightly younger
What makes Seiun so meta?
>>720158891Is it? it's more about training hard to chase your dreams but remembering to have fun and b urself along the way
>>720158684>can give highlanderHighlander is not a good skill.>corner connoisseur can be used anywhereAnd this one is even worse.And like >>720158842 already mentioned, the card has too many skills to get anything even semi-reliably. Amazon only has 5 skills and getting Spurt from her is already a pain.
>>720158891because it has young fertile horsegirls with big breasts
>>720158623Dunno man, I find the balanced deck is better. Like 2 speeds are alright but 4? Nah.
>>720158758Roll for who you like, not for meta.
>>720158553Same ancient rules that have persisted through all of history. Real women are corrupt, disgusting creatures that have not a spark of divinity in them. I respect any man, may he be White, Black, Asian, Aborigine, African, ect. I cannot extend this to women. If God had ordained this world perfectly, they simply wouldn't exist. Kill all women
>>720159137>I find the balanced deck is better.For clearing career? MaybeBut with 2 speed cards you're never gonna win a CM, you're lacking your stats to get your speed high enough to where it needs to be
>>720158734Jesus>schizo has an insane meltdown and starts spamming nikocado hole, horse gore and pizza in the catalog begging to ban usJesus FUCKING Christ, what is this schizoception, him and the janny fed off each other. The horse gore thing is so specific it's kind of funny, how do we keep making people this mad?
>>720158891Because Big Tracen needs you to make more children so they can make more money off of them, WAKE UP UMAS
So how to win Arima Kinen with Haru Urara again?
>>720158734>janny and schizo destroy eachother and another uma thread pops up in the catalogthis is so funny to me
>>720159308Get parents with lots of turf and long sparks and pray the RNG actually gives you them
Is it true that Golshi is actually a Futa?
>>720159137>Like 2 speeds3 speeds is the minimum for a usable deck.
>>720158891The only girls this game makes me want to marry and reproduce with are the umas.
>>720159420not in this timeline
>>720159269>how do we keep making people this mad?>QUIT HAVING FUN!>Stop liking what I don't likeAnd so on and so forthSimply seeing people have fun and discuss a game they don't care for drives them crazy. Gacha games in particular seem to set people off even if they play f2p games or ones that have microtransactions and so on. Then somebody says something to someone and the anon holds a grudge forever and makes it his mission to end the fun of everyone involved. That's how schizos are, doesn't take much to fill them full of hate on some silly thing
>>720158815Horse racing has a noticeable female userbase in Japan though. Horses have literal fan clubs over there, and I recall that one story in which the jockey of Yukino Bijin originally met his wife who was a member of his horse's fan-club. And they later named their daughter Yukino too.
THIS is the queen of /v/?
>>720159531Talk about being a wingman
>>720158891This game is unironically making me fantasize more about marrying and having children than ever before. A fucking gacha is changing my brain chemistry
>>720158734Wasn't just all that. Bunch of other legitimate threads were getting nuked. Yesterday was a mess.
>>720159549You need to elaborate, my good sir.
warm, worn horse panties, that have been touching horse pussy all day.
>>720158734The board was completely unusable without a filter, there were like 3 or 4 nikocado threads up at all times. Just look up "GACHAFAGGOT" on the archives, it was bad. Imagine being so fucking mad that people are enjoying a game that you spend hours posting abominations, only for the threads to survive just fine.
>>720159753Someone said that we should go on IRC before assuming the worst with the jannies. I'm considering it, but it also seems like a waste of time and energy i.e. humiliation ritual. But it might be interesting to hear their official explanation even if it is bullshit.
>>720159654I blame Haru Urara and Super Creek for this.
>>720159851Uma posters are just too fasthttps://files.catbox.moe/ii6pf3.png
Imagine your sibling is Uma and you are just an normal human boy.
can we get the mob umas some therapy?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYY
>>720160070This makes me wonder, would the male offspring of umas have any uma-like traits? Like maybe could they be stronger than the average man
>>720160117Who'd win, Takeoff Plane or Fatyano?
>>720159892The explanation is that only SEAniggers and pajeets are stupid enough to want to be jannies, and they're also more likely to be schizophrenic, retarded, or both
>>720160117Mob umas pushed by second-rate trainers to the breaking point
>>720160117>Alternate career where you can pretty much build your own campaign>But there won't be any careers where you can build your own UmaI mean I get it, its so they can sell horsegirls, but still a bit of a shame
>>720159851The ones with dead horses on the OP calling for us to get banned are so cartoonishly specific, it feels more like a meme of someone making fun of the schizo but it's actually real
>>720159969>Bakushin Day>/v/ictory stakes>Great uma purgeIt's pretty interesting seeing /v/ma develop into its own subculture
>>720160342cultural phenomenon things
>>720160290>Break several rules and have a meltdown on /v/>Goal was to get some other guys banned by doing thisUmazing
Do I replace a +1 King halo with a +3 Amazon? I'm so sick of not getting the spurt spark inspiration.
>>720159969this never fails to crack me up. especially the winning live at the middle part. never change /v/ma musume
>>720160117Don't look at their skills
>>720160342>Fell asleep at the beginning of the uma purge Fuck I wish I could've enjoyed the laffs in the instakilled threads or club chat while the other guy spammed horse gore and disgusting buttholes
>>720160249>>The explanation is that only SEAniggers and pajeets are stupid enough to want to be jannies, and they're also more likely to be schizophrenic, retarded, or bothThere's another simpler explanation.Jannies don't actively search the catalogue for things to clean up. If nobody reports a thread, chances are it will slip under the radar. If a BUNCH of people report a thread, they might wind up deleting it just to stop the reports from flooding in, even if the thread isn't doing anything. Basically, if you make janny clean it up, he might just nuke the thread to begin with. So really all it takes is one schizo, or a group of schizos to report spam (and you can spam more than one report as well to artificially pump up the numbers), thus grabbing the jannies attention and getting him to prioritize these threads. These are the fastest moving threads on /v/, meaning more people are likely to see them. There's also a lot of people that dont want to see any gacha games on /v/, because of an understandable "anti-gacha" stance. But there's also people that just want to micro manage /v/, so they report every little thing they don't like. I'm not saying what you're saying ISN'T true. I also think there might be some more sketchy stuff going on and particular janny biases/grudges that are causing these threads to get deleted. It's almost like they're trying to make an example out of people. But the reason I dont think it's solely because of SEAmonkeys or whatever is because this is not the first time it's happened. In fact this has been happening for years. Threads will get a grace period to discuss a game, and then get told to go to /vg/ for "reasons", whereas other threads get a pass. But the more popular your game is, the more likely it is they try and shut down discussion weirdly enough. The solution? Just keep making uma threads. The no reoccuring rules thread doesn't really make any sense and it's only selectively enforced, so not final.
I'm just hoping to steal a couple games and make it out with some rewards. I don't think I can do better
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>>720160342You could say it's a real cultural phenomena
smart falcon? more like stupid incel lololol
>>720160182They probably like to eat carrots and run faster than humans but slower than umas.They probably have great compatibility with other Umas more than average human.Which leds to my schizo theory: Trainers are actually a "half-Uma".
Vegetables status?
>>720160789Rice, that's not a food knife, you shouldn't use it to spread jam
>>720160474I would
>>720160284They probably will go to that "create-your-uma" route if they aren't able to get more licenses in future.
>>720160856why would you ever not feed her vegetables, it's a mood down and for what, fuckin maverick?
>>720160856UNEATEN
>>720160610>SmartFalconposter is actually smart
>>720160907Kid golshi was a chestnut uma
>>720160578oguri would be able to see him she's just oblivious
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>>720160856Looks I just don't want the mood down, that's all
>>720160789>>720160913
>>720160743>Trainers are actually a "half-Uma".Elaborate
>>720160963Yeah I'm a fuckin maverick. So what trick?
Which Uma would likely to shot up the Tracen Academy? My bet is on Golshi
>>720161057>>720161007
>>720161057Zenno Rob Roy
>>720161057Taishin 2 years after not being able to find a trainer
>>720161037Okay, so when a human and Uma love each other very much, they do magical things in bed, and then 9 months later have a babyThat baby can either be an Uma like mom, or a human boy like dad, anon has a theory that said boys would probably inherit some Uma-like traits from their mother
>>720161057Special chud
>>720161057Umamusume A
>>720161057Unironically Narita TaishinShe also gets bullied a lot for being an umalet and is a gamer in her free time
>>720161175I hope it's not wits *1
>>720161057American umas would shoot up their academies in the StatesJapanese umas would lock umas in a classroom and dump oil and light the door on fireno umas would kill anyone because they're all grils and mass murderers are male
>>720161007I TOLD YOU SHE'S A FUARKING VILLAIN!
>>720161241we need an ability to race umas in their casual outfit. or at least use them on the home screen
>>720161057Tamamo cross or Narita Taishin
>>720161057I second Rob Roy. Bookish and dreams of grandeur is never a good combination.
>>720161314That's JP only for now
>>720160610SEAniggers love gacha games
>>720161258>spoilerThere's been a few (real) girls that have done that or attempted to in the past few years, you'd be surprised
>>720161314i read that in the future a higher bond level than we have now lets you see them in their casual outfits in the home screens
>>720161314>or at least use them on the home screenGood news: You can do this laterBad news: You need like 100 million fans on the girl or something ridiculous
>>720161371They don't love all of them and a lot of them hate Umamusume because it's Japanese, not korean/chinese
>>720161265Marrying a h*man when umas are perfectly compatible and superior in everyway and are just begging for you to fuck them is so retarded
>>720160610It has been proven pagpags are mods and indians and other browns have this weird obsession of being the last guard of gaming, forgetting their own kind ruined the internet. Its like when you see rightwing marble statue pfps on twitter. Every single one of them is indian or paki or some other goober thirdie.
>>720161037Basically their mothers and/or sisters are Uma (very slight chance that human couple could have Uma baby iirc). So they have that Uma code in their genes, but said code didn't activate and normal human born instead, albeit receiving some Uma traits.
>>720161265Kiryuin noooo
>>720161483What about marrying Kiryuin just to take Happy Meek in the divorce?
>>720161525But many of them god doxxed in the leak and a lot of them were just white dudes in America
9 more days
>>720161449you got them mixed up with pajeets. pajeets overlook uma for not being coomer slop like Nikke or horizon walker
>>720161563Look man, I know her having affinity for every track is nice, but building her for being able to run all of them just ain't realistic
>>720161483humanity is my teamsimple as
>>720161610>(((white)))
