'lach on the 'log
No.
>>720135076>'teen speechKill yourself
The older I get the more I warm up to quirk chunguses and I don't like it
>>720135260based
>>720135260FAGGOT
>>720135260i thought this was tails at first glance and got excited
>>720135374Too bad, anon, now you'll spend your twilight years comforted by big cuddly red women.
Fill Karlach with too much whipped cream
>>720138793karlach is pure sex
>>720138260I think its because it's much easier to grow disillusioned and bitter with age, thus anyone that can hold onto some genuine positivity, no matter how cringe, is regarded more positively
>>720138984this is factual. of the few women i've dated the one that was the most karlach-like in personality was the break up that broke my heart the most
>>720135076The unfinished state of her questline made me mad so I don't like having karlach in the party anymore.
>>720141897i romance her every playthrough out of principle and it hurts every time
>>720141897>>720142301But anons, there's a chance to fix her heart for good if you follow her back to Hell. All you have to do is storm a fortress and steal the part she needs. Surely that's doable after all the bullshit you two have been through?
>>720142451is this an epilogue shoe in? i haven't played the newest update
>>720135076You know, she was really hot to me until I found out she had goat feet
>>720143020Yes. During the reunion that Jergal hosts, you can discuss plans for the future with Karlach. She'll mention having found out about a device that might be able to permanently stabilize her engine for the material plane, and that it's being held in a fortress in Avernus. It's probably a suicide mission, but she's more than willing to attempt it for a chance at a normal life with you.
Why do you come here? This is not a place for your kind. Fuck off with your woman game before you see something that upsets you.
>>720143587Sorry, anon, from now on we'll only discuss videogames made for men like you.
>>720135076she can sit on my log any time
Looks like you'll be spending the night in the slammer, hot stuff.
my genuine response
>>720145634still good
>>>/bgg/
If they changed the sex scenes for males so she didn't carry and finger you like some fag she would be top tier.
>>720138982Agree. Red skinned women are for kissing all over until they explode (non-lethally)
>>720141897I hear this all the time about multiple BG3 characters. Are they all really undercooked besides shart and the frog?
Karlach has an extremely reddit personality
>>720149435Sex sex sex sex sex sexElf and Tiefling rubbing pussies together until they both cum so hard they pop
>>720135374There's nothing wrong with women who act goofy for their own amusement or for your amusement.
>>720143747Sounds perfect for the BG3 fans.
Too cute for hell.
she looks like she would make the most disgusting sounds during sex
>>720150513Dunno, maybe
>>720135076A reminder that she farts in her sleep
>>720152250is this supposed to be a bad thing
>>720152250smells like a campfire
>>720147890That picture really makes me want to tickle her cute, red feet with my tongue, while she softly giggles from the sensations.
>>720135076
>>720138982she can be the man of my house my penis weenis
>>720152397Footfags are truly repugnant creatures
>mfw I remember Karlach isn't real
>>720152685no u
>>720148027>Are they all really undercooked besides shart and the frog?Yes, because they diverted resources to that faggot bear druid who was never supposed to be a companion. No joke. True story. It's disgusting.
Threads with picrel get more replies that your shill threads.
She does not deserve the kind of "fanart" that she gets
Thinking of doing another playthrough and not cutting Karlach's head off this time. What party members does she have the best bants with? (So I can remember to bring them)
>>720158196Astarion being the upper class weenie to her lower class knucklehead is pretty funny.
>>720148027Reasons for romancable companions with lower levels of polish on their content:Karlach was the last companion done. Not even having a unique character model until release.Minthara was intended to be evil route only.Wyll’s personality and story was completely rewritten during EA.Halsin was shoehorned in as a companion due to request of some EA players.Shart, LZ, Astarion and Gale are all more or less complete.
>>720161862>red dyke and faggot nigger unfinishednothing of value was lost. never let these losers into my party>drow wife unfinishedan actual tragedy
>>720152250noice
>>720135076How do people even like these characters and the writing? What little I played of it, all of them seemed like insufferable archetypes without any charm.
>>720135076Tumblach is the worst.
>>720166274>What little I played of it, all of them seemed like insufferable archetypes without any charm.Other than Karlach, Halsin and Wyll, pretty much every party member in the game is a massive cunt to you until you get through their character arcs. Then you get to see the more pleasant sides of them.Astarion is one of my favorite characters ever for example, but in my first playthrough I rammed a stick through his heart because he's such an unlikable prick for hours upon hours.
I really don't like this genre.
>>720166274Shadowheart, Lae’Zel, Astarion, and Gale have more depth than it appears at first. Karlach and Wyll are more less exactly what it says on the tin. But at least for Karlach her personality is pretty fun. And Lae’zel in particular tends to have bad first impressions but wins a lot of people over.
>>720166734I love CRPGs. They are my favorite genre.
>>720166274A lot of people tend to latch on to characters like Karlach because she's the only one that isn't an asshole to you after you meet (even Wyll attempts to kill you if you recruit Karlach before him).If you only played BG3 for a little bit, I wouldn't be surprised if you came away thinking that everybody is insufferable because they really don't stop being assholes until maybe midway through Act 2.
>>720166853I love her so much it hurts.
Something about a character like Karlach really gets under my skin. It feels like shes the result of a writers room hugbox where they tried really desperately to make a character everyone would like so it has the opposite effect. While all the snide jerk companions are not amazing but at least feel like Larian writing to their strengths.Wyll and Gay Bear are so boring they're are not worth mentioning.
The next Larian game should be short as fuck and have higher replayability like Act 1
>>720167654Best written companions are Lae'zel(brainwashed young Gith), Astarion(evil cunty vampire), Shadowheart(confused cultist), Jaheira(based granny). I really wish we would've gotten Kagha instead of Halsin. Also the early access Wyll where he was a scam hero was a lot more interesting(but WotC got involved and demanded that the black character can't be a criminal).
>>720167123Understandable, she is the best companion. Minthara would be the best if she was fleshed out and her pregnancy hadn't been cut.
>>720167782Fuck off. I don't want short games.
>>720168073Minthara's a little under cooked but she's great too and she's arguably the most evil companion.
>>720135076reddit character
>pick all good companions as a CE Tav>pick all evil companions as a LG TavI refuse to play any other way.
>>720168073>Also the early access Wyll where he was a scam hero was a lot more interestingA Wyll that we could corrupt into a full devil warrior would be one of the best companions.
>>720168229>a little under cookedShe has almost no content.
>>720135076How hot can her cock get?
>>720168229>>720168626>no content>best VA and most memorable lineswtf Larian
>>720168107>>720168229At least Minthara continues the BG tradition of the Evil companions being very funny.
>>720168626She gets the spiciest sex scene and is the biggest cheerleader for you in the evil endings.
>>720168626she has a decent amount of dialogue at least.tried using halsin and he rarely says a word.
i want to lick her hot cinnamon asshole so bad bros...
>>720143252>You know, she was really hot to me until I found out she had goat feet*Erection grows*Damnit dude, stop it. I can only jack off so much in a day. Asshole.
>>720168073>Also the early access Wyll where he was a scam hero was a lot more interesting(but WotC got involved and demanded that the black character can't be a criminal).That's the gayest shit I've heard about BG3 and I'm bi, where the fuck did you hear this? Because I'm not surprised, because Wotc is filled with marxist fags and socialists, but it's the first I've heard of it. A scammy bounty hunter wyll with a heart of gold and daddy issues sounds fucking awesome.
>>720172042I like karlach but I really was just never feeling her body type. She needed to be just a tad fatter. Not like actual fat-fat, just like maybe a little more muscular with a healthy layer of fat over it all.
>>720173318>Not like actual fat-fat, just like maybe a little more muscular with a healthyYou can say fatter ass and bigger tits. This is a safe place. Also, I wanted her hips to be a bit wider. I like that hourglass look, but oear shaped women are also good.
He pussy would burn your dick thoughbeitIt's like sticking your dick in an preheated oven
>>720173793>>720173318i believe the term is slim-thick
>>720135076Cute dork.
>>720173793yeah you're rightand yes, wider hips is absolutely crucial
What does the "will not be tolerated" part mean?Only if the thread isn't a paid ad from china?
>>720176428anon it's not flaming just because Karlach is hot
