If they were real, what video game character would you want to see as a guest star on some big podcast like JRE and get interviewed? What topics would you ask them?I'd want to interview Taumugi from Danganronpa, I'd fucking love to ask all about TDR since we know so little about them in the games.
laura croft but none of her claims can be substantiated so she looks like a schizophrenic talking about ancient magic artifacts and dinosaurs
He'd probably deflect everything but it'd be more interesting than the "Ex" CIA guys he has on
>>720139509Would Nathan Drake fare any better to explain his adventures and discoveries?
lamar would hold my attention
>>720139606>are you sure ALL of the yetis were just guys in costumes?
>>720139287You guys would rather watch video game characters talk instead of actually play their games my god fuck this board
>ifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwVm7OtG8MU
>>720139287Samus. I want to know how active is her sex life among alien forms.
>>720139287>tfw AI is able to gen that podcast right nowAudio only but still, makes you think
>>720139287Harry Dubois
>>720140268Joe has been totally checked out for the last few years and only seems to care when he's talking about stuff everyone has already heard him talk about, nobody would notice
>>720139547>were those designs made to fit a child in the stomach hatch? Sure. But the luring software? Come on, Joe! Your telling me each of the Funtimes work in tandem to lure away parents from their kids? Now how crazy is that?
>>720139978>newfag shitting on funposting that focuses on hypothetical interactions of vidyaSorry for killing your Nintendo/gacha/xitter/pol/AGP/e/ERP/e-celeb thread.
>>720139287J C Denton
I want to know what exactly his master plan is. Is he just petty or is there a reason he keeps returning to DK Isle other than revenge? Talk shit about the TV show all you'd like but at least that gave him a reason to keep coming back.
>>720139287Snake but currently infected with FOX DIE so that Rogan dies after
>>720139287This nigga knows some shit.
>>720139287Big Boss
>>720139287Kainé.Joe would go on about the electric universe theory hearing her explaining how Earth is tidally locked with the sun, meaning it belongs to the polar configuration and that the sun is actually a successful Saturn star instead of Sol. Then after thoroughly explain the difficulties, both mentally and bodily, of non-consensual invasive sexual reconstruction of intersex infants, finally tying it with the america's circumcision problem. Also the immigrants = shades debacle
>>720141814It kind of writes itself since you're so used to seeing Snake sit through or tell long winded stories about politics and current events through codex calls with montages
Horatio
>>720140539https://youtu.be/RVKyru1Dcn0?si=5K53SAr8nDGsq47k
Rouge would be really fun to meet and talk to. Might be too distracted tho
>>720139978The new gamer doesn't really play many games. They mainly consume gaming content from social media. This is the future we all chose.
>>720139287JC Denton
>>720139287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPatahhoeE
>>720139287Bayonetta
>>720139287Rogan would go crazy with any fighting game characters and their special moves.
>stretching is a waste of time. It puts stress on the joints and increases your risk of injury.
>>720139287I want Tails to be on Hot Ones. It would be very funny, if a bit cruel.
>>720139287the one and only
>>720139287Remember when Rogan was obsessed with Ronda Rousey? That man was in love with her. I don't think I've ever seen him hype another person like her did with her.
>>720139509I agree it should be a well storied character who'd baffle Joe and the audience, but the thing about Lara, at least classic Lara, is in most games she keeps her experiences to herself and a constant cool character. Rather than rant she'd probably just shoot shit about more plausible experience while ambiguously namedropping a few bizarre things to keep him off balance.>>720144827JC's also too wry, he wouldn't tell Joe anything more than the other common half clued conspiracists he runs into.
>>720139287Nas'Hrah from Fear and HungerHe'd probably rip Joe a new asshole
>>720146132So Sam and Max?
>>720146303PERFECT
Adam Jensen, and Jensen gets progressively more pissed off as the conversation continues
>>720145204Joe and Jocko would be a legionfag
>>720139287Andrei the Tzimisce.>There is a red star in the night sky. The blood of mortals and the blood of ages, all will be consumed. They are coming. These are the final nights.>Yeah, dude, but there are thousands of red stars in the night sky. And I bet there were thousands of red stars decades and centuries ago, but there were no final nights back then. Also, speaking of consuming, I had a massive Chick-fil-a yesterday, and I had the craziest dump this morning.>...your stupidy scares me, mortal...
