Realistically, who's winning this?
Is Hornet bug sized? Is so, then she wins by entering his urethra and using thread storm.
>>720176159Willy Wonka.
>>720176159Wonka is OP, he just steps on the bug.
>>720176358Wonka has the Wonkavision. With preplanning he can shrink himself and fight Hornet on her scale.
How exactly is Hornet going to stop Wonka from grabbing her and shoving her up his cornhole? Or bumhole
>>720176568>You’re going in the scary tunnel
>>720177067Hahah. Wonka has a dead chicken up his bumhole!!!
I think Willy will devise a magical chocolate which Hornet can’t resist, and it’ll inflate her big and round!
>>720176159>Caught ya takin a peak there, huh Charlie?
>>720177271>It gets bigger when I pull on it.
>>720176159Hornet should chew the gum
>>720177175>chocolate>"inflate her big and round"It's gum that does that you fucking nigger.
>>720177454Watch out! We got a fatass over here!
>>720177580kek
>>720176358>>720176518Silksong has pretty thoroughly dismantled the theory that HK bugs are bug-sized.
>>720177175>>720177365>>720177454>Listen close, listen hard>The tale of Hornet Silkregarde>This public bike, she sees no wrong>In takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', every dong!>Takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', every dong>Her blown-out butthole flaps away!>Her cunt gets wider every day!>'Til, when she tries a human dude>His BIG WHITE COCK rips her in two>And that is why we plow her arse>What's left of Hornet Silkregarde>(Who's) Takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', every dong>Takin', takin', every dong
>>720176159Who is this schizo who keeps making female vidya characters "Death Battle" Willy Wonka? This feels like the JigC baskins crap on /tv/
>>720176159Is there ANY Tarnished, ANY Chosen Undead, ANY Ashen One, ANY Hunter, ANY so-called “god” that could POSSIBLY even HOPE to defeat UNBREAKABLE PATCHES??? NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. You don’t even understand what you are saying when you bring up his name in these weak little debates. PATCHES has survived EVERYTHING. He has outlasted the AGE OF FIRE, the CURSE OF THE UNDEAD, the SHATTERING OF THE ELDEN RING, the MADNESS of the OLD HUNTERS and STILL he is ALIVE. When GWYN burned himself to ash PATCHES was already there picking through his bones for loose souls. When the ABYSS consumed OOLACILE PATCHES was selling fake “safe routes” before kicking fools into the VOID. When the ERDTREE blazed golden PATCHES had already set up shop underneath it, LAUGHING while demigods tore each other apart.MALENIA rots, RADAHN falls, MOHG bleeds himself dry, RYKARD feeds on serpents, but PATCHES??? PATCHES ENDURES. He survives SCARLET ROT without even coughing. He uses RADAHN’S gravity to hitch a free ride. He bottles MOHG’S blood magic and sells it back to him. HE CAN’T BE STOPPED. You kill him in LORDRAN??? He pops up in YHARNAM. You bury him in LOTHRIC??? He’s dancing in the LANDS BETWEEN. You smash him in the NIGHTMARE??? He respawns with better loot. PATCHES TRANSCENDS GAMES. PATCHES TRANSCENDS CANON. PATCHES TRANSCENDS DEATH ITSELF.The ABYSS spits him out. The ERDTREE REJECTS him. The GREAT ONES will not claim him. EVEN OBLIVION ITSELF says NO. He has been kicked, burned, trampled, cursed, dissolved in poison swamps, devoured by beasts, and every single time HE COMES BACK BOWING AND APOLOGIZING before KICKING YOU INTO A PIT AGAIN. HE IS UNBREAKABLE. HE IS THE COCKROACH THAT SURVIVES THE NUCLEAR FIRE. He is BETRAYAL MADE FLESH. SURVIVAL INCARNATE. THE ETERNAL MERCHANT OF MISERY. UNBREAKABLE PATCHES IS NOT A MAN. HE IS INEVITABILITY. HE WILL OUTLAST GODS. HE WILL OUTLAST HEROES. HE WILL OUTLAST YOU.
>>720177175>It's a good thing I found these mushrooms, I was fucking starving.>This place is kind of... juicy...
>>720180931>SASQUATCH IS MY DADDY AND HE'S GOT TO PROTECT... ME!
>>720176159I choose to believe that everyone doing double damage is less to do with Silksong's enemies being powerful and more to do with Hornet being as fragile as she looks. Willy smacks her with his willy and she turns to dust.
The whole chocolate factory thing is clearly a front, Wonka's a military contractor of some kind, probably has a bunch of other gadgets and weapons under his sleeve
>>720176159I feel funny, anons
