The racks in Bloodlines beg the question: Can vampires get breast implants? I'm not being silly here, the TTRPG goes very in depth regarding body modifications, piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc., yet I don't think they ever discuss implants/foreign objects inside the body. How do Tzimisce abilities factor into all this?What if a vampire already had those inflater implants with a valve that let you pump in more CCs after the implant is already installed? If she pumped it up like crazy, would the contents have disappeared magically the next day?
>>720186682it's up to your ST
all vamps are natty obviously
Serious question for femanons: Why don’t you get breast implants? Seems like a total life cheat code for women. There are endless stories from formerly shy and uncool women saying getting a boobjob completely changed their lives and that they wish they had gotten them done much earlier and had gone bigger.
>>720186682I often think about replaying VTMB, but I remember all the shitty parts in the second half and decide it’s not worth it. How do replayers deal with those parts? I don’t think anybody actually likes those sections, and they give the game a bit of a bitter aftertaste.
>>720186805I’m nervous about surgery.
>>720186791Those don’t look natty.
>>720186682T’s could turn them into anything.
>>720188025The question is why a Tzimisce would give female vampires huge tits instead of turning them into flesh furniture.
>>720186682VTMB + BLACKEDYou down?
>>720186682>Can vampires get breast implantsI don't know about the latest edition of WoD but back then a vampire couldn't spend a lot of time outside of the appearance they had when they were embraced. Ofcourse, if the implants were forcibly placed in their skin and then stitched its not like they'll come out on their own so probably there'd be some kind of drive for the particular kindred to want to remove them and return to their default appearance.Its been over 12 years since I last read any of these rules though so someone more versed in lore and V:tM rules should feel welcome to shit all over what's probably entirely wrong with my post.
>>720189261because it's funny
>>720187157Late game guns are really powerful, so the easiest way is to just make sure you're good with guns by late game. Thaumaturgy and certain melee builds (Gangrel Protean) can also work.
>>720187408L O N D O N
>>720186805the autistic women who browse 4chan want less attention from men not more
>>720186805no money
>>720189261Presumably there are Tzimisce who feel compelled to make fucked up bimbos too. The question is if they dedicated entire Slav bloodlines to the work like they do their other endeavors.
>>720189261Reminder that Tzimisce also like to go for unnatural beauty.
>>720186682Are there any other games as genuinely entertaining moment-to-moment as VTMB? I don't want to use the word 'funny' because it's not just that. I'm flexible for actual gameplay.I guess others I would consider to be so would be Disco Elysium, even visual novels like Snoot Game and Wani, Deus Ex (not the sequels)... uhhh there are probably others but I can't think of them right now.I tried replaying VTMB but I remember every single moment of that game. I can't enjoy it anymore. I've been so bored lately I've been playing TurretGirls of all things. The situation is dire.
>>720195691Morrowind maybe, you should also try the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games if you haven't already
>>720186682>Can vampires get breast implants?As far as I know no? Without Tzimisce help they can't- hmmm. Maybe? Like if they don't spend a blood point consciously maybe they can't heal fast enough to make surgery impossible?My personal headcanon assumption though is that "the Beast" and vampirism has a sort of model of the ideal form that it always adheres to. Like a normal human body will start rejecting alien elements. Vampire bodie's "know" they're not supposed to have shotgun shells and knives lodged inside and will eventually eject it. Therefore I think vampires should magically reject silicon boobs. Maybe if you somehow convince yourself truly that your boob implants are the "real you" it works?
>>720186805breast implants are ticking timebombs, feel unnatural, and usually only look good when your clothes are oni'm goodalso i don't need or want attention drawn to me at all
>>720186805Not femanon but my female childhood friend went full bimbo platinum blonde, lip fillers and F cup fake tits. She says the amount of attention and privilege she gets is insane now. But none of the guys she dated since gave stuck around, compared to in the past when she had long term relationships.
>>720187157Replaying it right now. I looked up noclip shortcuts to skip parts of the game
>>720186805Attention isn't always a good thing, not all women want random guys constantly oggling them
>>720196215Marry her ass out of pity
~money 1.4
>>720198124For me it's 1.2
>>720186805>femanons
>>720186682>The racks in Bloodlines beg the question: Can vampires get breast implants? I'm not being silly here, the TTRPG goes very in depth regarding body modifications, piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc., yet I don't think they ever discuss implants/foreign objects inside the body.You can get all the bimbo + bogpill combination surgery you want, but come the next night your body would revert to the way it was before on the night you became a vampire
>>720186682post it
>>720198103We're like siblings so no lmao
>>720189261Tzimisce are at the end of the day still taken from mortal stock, so with that you're going to find the vain that are now armed with the ability to craft, mold and create flesh, bone and organs, getting to be the supermodels; especially among the younger ones, which is alot with all the shovelheading.It's only after a few centuries of ennui do you start to see the Azhi Dahaka Giger-monsters.
>>720186805Silicone implants look like shit, moving fat from elsewhere to tits is expensive and more dangerous.
>>720194264There are entire mortal Slav bloodlines dedicated to pumping out bogged bimbos, IRL, so I don't see why it couldn't bleed over into cainites
>>720200509how do i get a dog like this?
>>720201601Craiglist probably
>>720186805It's incredibly expensive.
>>720186805>>720193085This. I don’t have enough disposable income to get high quality implants from a good surgeon, take time off to heal, etc. Ironically, if I had bigger boobs I would probably make more money. But to get bigger boobs…
>>720200607They don’t use silicone anymore. Post 2020 implants can look incredible, actual. Can be softer and jigglier than the real thing too.
They can use their 'bolt-ons' to lure in simps for a quick bite.
>>720203770I wonder if you could put a gun inside a pair of bolt-ons like one of those belt buckle guns
>>720203208Job?
>>720204492Femcels don’t have jobs. They just NEETlife and schlick to shotas.
>>720204912
>>720204492Calculate how long it would take an average person to save up 10k.
>>720205845Few months for me and I’m not that rich. I assume most femanons are first worlders with above average intelligence.
>>720205026Truthful
>>720203208You're a flat girl.
>>720203208No it's not, just get pregnant and your tits will fill up on their own.
>>720193085>>720203208>>720203249y r u poor?
>>720206873For you.
>>720186805You are jewish.
>>720186805Women who get plastic surgery aren’t real women.
>>720203249You don't need any income I'll suck on your tits for free don't ask me how I know but you'll start lactating and your tits will get huge just trust me I can suck on your tits any day of the week other than the first Monday and second Friday of the month unless it's June.
>>720189261
>all these women in the threadhow did they get in here? i thought lust provoking image threads were only for menoids...
>>720208406anon discovers samefagging
>>720208543>women realizing they've exposed their numbers and are now trying to preserve their male masqueradeyou wont trick me vile harlot
>>720203614>>720186805Stop trying to troll wammen into your bimbo mental illness fetish
>>720208406Women are impulsive coombrains anon, it's no secret.
>>720186682>The racks in BloodlinesWill we ever get to stare at this rack?
>>720187157The only part thats tedious is sewers and if you really want to you can just noclip. I like the late game combat areas
>>720186805Content with what I have. Especially since I lost a ton of weight in the past 5 years but managed to keep a goodly chunk of the size I had when I was fat, so they look bigger now that I slimmed downGet /fit/ anons, it's worth it
>>720203976>Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?
>>720204912>doesn't have a nightshift job with enough privacy that they can schlick to shota on the job and get paid while doing it
>>720205991>Few months for me>i'm not that richDelusional. Most people don't even make 10k in 6 months, much less are able to save that up.
>>720186805>why don't you hack away your body and filled yourself with plastic just to please others.Circumcised kike made this post.
>>720186805disgusting bimbo shit is whyfake tits is the ultimate cope
>>720208406>how did they get in here?vampires
>>720208406Women love big boobs.
>>720208406RPGs have a 50/50 gender split audience. In fact it's projected that by 2030 it's 60/40 with women being the majority of RPG game players. BG3 opened the floodgates so I won't be surprised if it became 80/20 even. I was the only dude that played BG3 at the office talking to colleagues 4 women played it in a 80 person IT company
>>720207645alcohol
>>720186805>why won't all women get risky and expensive cosmetic procedures to look like trashy porn stars so that creepy gooners will stare at them longerThis isn't the 1950s anymore, women can actually claim privileges in your average contemporary western gynocracy for simply having pussies. I've met more women who would rather get breast reduction surgery over implants simply because they want less attention (from non-chad males, obviously)
>>720208406Women love to psychologically selfharm by looking at Stacies. Also women generally love sexy vampires, male or female.
>>720211356did you get the feeling they wanted you to leave the conversation so they could talk about how much they enjoyed fucking the bear
>>720186805>>720186682Because it literally does what you just said. My ex was perfect Dumpy, pale, no tits no ass, shutin, hair bangs and uncombed hair. Loved her to death. Then she asked for implants. Wanted them. Wanted DDs. Despite me saying I loved her the way she was, she said I deserve a better woman. And honestly I shouldn't have been looking at busty women all the time during porn. I loved her and thought she was perfect though. Then she secretly saved up for implants. Said she was going on a business trip. She leaves. And then my birthday happens. She comes back. That's when it all changed. She was stacked. And whenever we went out I could tell she loved the attention. Just wore her normal oversized shirts, but this time, she would tuck them so the outline of her boobs would stick out like sorre thumbs. Lots of guys were looking at her. And I just told her I couldn't take it anymore. And that's when she told me she found a guy who appreciates her breasts, and massages them daily. Fucking hell.
>>720186682hey man I just wanted a normal Bloodlines thread can you not post your fucking deranged garbage anymore please?
>>720214758>And honestly I shouldn't have been looking at busty women all the time during porn.>And whenever we went out I could tell she loved the attentionYou buckbroke yourself into think it was somehow your fault. The reality is she wanted attention from other men. I hope you find another woman that appreciates you as much as you appreciated her.
>>720200734>There are entire mortal Slav bloodlines dedicated to pumping out bogged bimbos, IRL,who?
>>720216358>*thinkingFUCKING DAMMIT FUCK ME MAN
>>720211356this is facts the most women i ever see on a game are in hero shooters, mmorpgs, and i hear roblox had some on there too though i dont play and cant confirm
>>720211356Isn't valorant like mostly women, granted it's mostly lb women so don't get your hopes up, but still.
>>720214758this story seems a bit doctored:that jump from you telling her you dont like dudes looking at her to her admitting to cheating on you daily is missing some detailsalso who talks like that? "i found a man who appreciates my breasts! and he massages them daily!"like no shit a str8 man is gonna like boobs, they are boobs
>>720216989>lb women??
>>720200509>It's only after a few centuries of ennui do you start to see the Azhi Dahaka Giger-monsters.You're a disgrace to the lineage if you take a few centuries to make your first Szlachta. Sire should reclaim the blood if you're just giving yourself tits for the first century.
>>720207640A kid is even more expensive than a boobjob.
>>720217108overweight land whales
>>720217209i want to argue with you and say not all of them but my friend's girl blew up like a balloon and she plays a lot of valorant
>>720217174Making your own war ghouls is a natural byproduct to being a paranoid vampire, I'm talking about the Path of Metamorphosis which is its own beast.
>>720217108Lesbian/Bi women>>720217209This too
>>720186805>question for femanons>twenty repliesTroon board.
>>720217573rent free
>>720217641he right tho
>>720186805Unless theres something really wrong with her tits small naturals look better than 90% of implants. Implants mostly look good clothed. The biggest crime tho is thos fucking lip fillers the crazy bitches get that make their mouths look like prolasped assholesT. Red blooded American man
>>720216427All of them (at least Ukrainians and a lot of Russians)
>>720214758None of this probably happened but if I had a gf and she got a breast enhancement I'd be delighted and not a complete sad faggot about it, fondle and suck her ba-donka-donks all day.
>>720186805>Oooo, a VTMB thread>...some anon derails with coomer shitFuck this shit website holy crap
>>720218064me personally i am more so curious about those fake lips and i want to experiment with them i bet they at least feel good right?>>720218203tbf, the OP question was focused on a horny question too
>>720186805
>>720214758Whats your name first letter
>>720214758Fuck off grok.
>>720219691Whichever girl you decide to play as.
>>720192661This. If any woman here wanted attention, she'd be on Reddit
>>720219398Liking ass is for nogs and booba is for manchildren. Real men develop a taste for pretty feet
>>720186805Implants need to be changed out. When they are inside the body, the body builds a protective layer around the foreign object to isolate it from the rest of the body. The material of the protective layer hardens over time, and the implant starts to dissolve inside, so they need to be changed out, probably several times during life. During the surgery to change them out, it's very difficult to cleanly remove the old implant, and often pieces of the natural breast tissue, are cut or yanked out while removing the implant. So having implants can potentially really damage the actual natural breast tissues over time. You can watch podcasts of surgeons who talk about all this.
>>720200182Why are you even on /v/ if you don't want to fuck your sibling?
>>720219398What kind of mongoloid doesnt enjoy both? Is likeing 2 things too taxing for your brain?
>>720186805You need to get past a certain breaking point before getting implants become appealing. The bigger the implants the bigger the autism, generally. It's literally a crutch for women who are otherwise socially completely helpless.
>>720222002How does one get to the literal holocaust skeleton look? Is someone giving them positive reinforcement the same way omega fat women can get weird simps online? I have never seen one person who likes that
>>720222216Those infamous (now mostly extinct) pro-ana websites consisted of mentally ill girls encouraging each other to get skinnier and skinnier. Depression and self hatred often manifest as anorexia in women. Bimbofication is a common next step for the survivors. Bimbofication is much healthier than anorexia and actually leads to loads of positive reinforcement IRL (more attention from men, more reverence from other women, etc.), to not even speak of all the possible online attention. If you look at these kind of girls' comments you'd be surprised by how many of the comments are from other women who idolize them, many of whom have a history of eating disorders, depression, bullying, etc.
>>720222002I've always wanted to kidnap an anorexic girl and force-feed her until she's my own personal slampig.
>>720220083feet are literally dicks, you are gay
>>720210252>>720209075>>720207901based anons
>>720216484why is Gordon Freeman screaming?
>>720222680All mid looking women should be subjected to unconsensual bimbofication . For their own good of course.
>>720186682They're not breast implantsThey're full of blood!
>>720219398>middle aged feminists with a flat chest and massive cottage cheese ass detected
>>720222680They're just a size too big.
>>720220631source
>>720222680Holy fuck this looks like my ex. Same build. Except she had a lazy eye and bang over it to hide it. She got implants just like this bitch here. Not that big but noticable. She just started walking wearing tiny bras and other shit around the house I absolutely hated it. And when we'd go out with my friends shed sit next to the flattest girl just to "mog" her. Unfortunately for her I said that's not the girl I fell in love with. She got mad as fuck.
>>720225481>She just started walking wearing tiny bras and other shit around the house I absolutely hated it
>>720189261Eventually you run out of all kinds of reasonable space for furniture. Variety is the spice of unlife too.
>>720225756Modern men no longer desire big breasts.
>>720218647A horny question still related to the VtM universe. Now it's been derailed by a generic horny question.
>>720227116personally I find this discussion about vampire titties far more enlightening than anything to do with VTMB 2 desu
>>720186805Never seen fake tits that look good. Fuck that shit.
>>720227116ok makes sense i was kinda enjoying the speculation on if a tzi would make a bimbo or nah
>>720225481gaaaaaaaay
>>720227602>>720186805the fake boobs that look good are the ones you wont notice
>>720225481>when we'd go out with my friends shed sit next to the flattest girl just to "mog" heri have never seen a woman walking around worrying about mogging someone
>>720186805Imagine going to the beach and now all the lame people want to be your friend.
>>720186682I suck cock at least once a week AMA
>>720228787Does your mom know?
>>720228897No, no one knows except the people I have sex with.
>>720186805If you're a thin woman and you have no tits, you're probably also small, which means that you're catering to the 'lolita fanclub', you could change that by getting a boobjob.Food for thought.
>>720186682Just ask a Tzimisce to fleshcraft giant tits for you
>>720228656
>>720208406VtM always had much higher female portion of the audience.
>Can vampires get breast implants?>Asking for a friend.
>>720229646why does this feel gay somehow
>>720208406Women love VTM. The VNs are practically made for them.
>vampires are short, skinny, cold and flat>werewolves are big, strong, warm and bustywhich way, black man?
>>720229743chaps are gay-coded
>>720218064>Unless theres something really wrong with her tits small naturals look better than 90% of implants.Hear, hear. Not needing a surgery in several years is better than doing whatever insecurities she has are telling her to do.
>>720229743You are gay. You are a transgenda.
>>720186682Why does this character look like this? She looks retarded, it's prevented me from giving this game a chance.
>>720230131Refer to >>720230115
>>720230131I am literally gay and suck cock and you are more gay than I am
>>720230115You eat da poopoo. You put your hand into another mans hand, into the anus.
>>720230221this
>>720229894>>vampires are short, skinny, cold and flatOnly if they were like that right before Embrace.
>>720214758that was funnythanks anon, you made me laugh
>>720230221
Is it bad I always pick Jeanette because you can fuck her? Is that wrong?
>>720230912It has no consequences outside of her quest so who gives a fuck.
>>720186805I don't think you should get surgery to change a natural part of your body. Body positivity should be accepting us as we are (hygiene and grooming aside), not normalizing obesity
>>720230912>>720231180you lose out on quite a bit of xp for freeing the ocean house ghost and for saving both
>>720193085heer, suk a KOK
>>720214758Good lord, normie relationships are so fucking stupid.
Is this game worth playing past sewers non-combat wise?I just got to the fetch questception section and I kind of want to dip out.
>>720233062>Is this game worth playing past sewers non-combat wise?The Giovanni mansion and Chinatown are both pretty decent but short, they're definitely worth playing.
>>720189753No, Rudi
>>720229680Would
>>720189261>instead of turning them into flesh furniture.something something willpower something something if you're not generations old my friends will dust your ass turning a nonthinblood vampire into a ottoman is a sure fire way to piss someone off.
>>720232590dont worry it is fake
>>720233604>into a ottomanI'm not sure the double meaning behind this was intentional but I find it funny just the same.
>>720189261Imagine being turned into the favorite chair of a hot qt Tzimisce with a huge ass and tits
>>720186682>>720189261>>720195905>>720200509I played a female Brujah Damsel knockoff in a semi-lewd VTM game once. We were a small anarch town. She was the Sheriff and the general gun nut of the party, and had obnoxiously big natties and she asked an Old Clan Tzimisce in the coterie to shrink her size. He responded by making her two cup sizes larger then fleeing town (player was leaving the game, me and him thought this was a funny way to do it).She kept trying to get the Baron to call a Blood Hunt on him to no avail, and had to keep doing her Sheriff duties with obnoxious honkers that were stretching out all her KMFDM and Front Line Assembly shirts.
>>720186805Implants don't feel good to touch. Natural is better. Fake tits look nice under clothing, but that's about it.
i wish I was a hot vampire who could lure men into alleyways and suck their cocks that would be awesome
>>720234059Umeko Gentle Vampire
I know there’s one clan obsessed with plastic surgery. Which one is it??
>>720234571the gay one
>>720234571Why would there be a clan obsessed with that shit when they're getting reset every 24 hours
>>720234059Blood. Vampires are supposed to be after blood.
>>720228656>>720229646aesthetically unbalanced, ugly
>>720235204I mean after I suck their cock I can bite their neck not hard
>>720234172oh shit a flash game, i thought they were done away with
>>720186805if you're implying jeanette has implants you're a fucking idiotpushup bras you fucking moron
>>720235469dont bother giving it more (you)s
>>720186805>31 replies from /lgbt/ tranniesYWNBAW
>>720235469Doesn't Mercurio or whatever that ghoul's name is outright confirm she does?
>>720229680EROTIC
>>720235363Just bite his cock, there's a lot of blood in there after getting him hard
>>720235637No, those who written the character actually know how vampires work in the setting.
>>720186682>Can vampires get breast implants? they're fake, it's fiction, you can do anything you want with them in your story, but traditionally, no, they would spit implants out similar to bullets when they healthey would have to pre installed prior to death, like say a vampire with an eye gouged out prior to death doesn't grow a new eye post vampirism>What if a vampire already had those inflater implants with a valve that let you pump in more CCs after the implant is already installed?a quick google search tells me they're not exactly designed to work that way, and takes weeks fill, it's not like an air pump, it has to do with muscle tissue forming around the implantThe way I understand it, for a Vamp to have big boobs in VTM rules they'd have to have 1) big boobs in life and 2) remain regularly feed and spend blood points to maintain their human appearance and not desiccate. Tho whatever excuse White Wolf has made to allow for post-vampirism post-op transsexuals could apply to any elected surgery on a vampire.
>>720235682no I want to suck the cock not bite it
>>720235809>they would have to pre installed prior to deathThey would still go out of the body then. They're not part of the now dead body animated by vitae, they're foreign objects lodged inside.>remain regularly feed and spend blood points to maintain their human appearance and not desiccateThey rise after sundown exactly the way they were embraced. That's the fucking point of the curse.
>Room temperature pussyYou're literally fucking a corpse. I implore you to reconsider your actions.
>>720187157Well, let's see what people typically consider "shitty parts".>Zombie killing in the cemetary missionThere is a routine to it, and some shortcuts between the two fence gates, which, once learned, makes it consistently possible to complete even for clans that don't have Celerity. Zombies that you kill respawn immediately, so there is not point in sticking to one site, trying to clear it completely. Kill the zombies within 5 meters of the gate, then run to the other, repeat. Have a handgun out and try to pop the heads of zombies already hitting the the gate as you close the distance to melee them, you will get some lucky instakills at range.>Hollywood sewersProblematic for inexperienced Ventrue players, mostly. Have a good arsenal of ranged weapons and the skill to use them + blodo bags. You should have more money than you can spend by this point of the game. Then the serwers becoem a very comfy boomer shooter section.
>>720235735She could have got them before she was turned. In which case even if she got them removed later they'd be back the next night.
>>720194264Tzimisce can't conventionally make beautiful things even if they wanted to. Vivisectitude is not a discipline (as they think it is), but an eldrich virus with a will of its own that subverts the user's.
>>720236084>>Room temperatureDebatable, in broader WoD context. Also Blush of Life.
>>720236262That book fucking sucked. Tzimisce are just weirdoes that all enjoy making flesh lawn chairs.
>>720236127Does that mean that if you shove a handgun up your ass and get embraced you'll always wake up with it from now on? Will it teleport? Will it get cloned? Or will it remain wherever it ends up because it's a foreign object instead?
>>720186682That's not what "beg the question" means, thoughbeitever.
>>720235853
I think I'm half way through the game now? Trying to do every side quest I can. It's very fast paced.
>>720236386I'd assume you'll just respawn with whatever natural bodily functions you had when you were embraced, otherwise vamps would just stuff fags with diamonds, embrace them and farm them every single night
>>720236571biting cock is not ok i don't do that
>>720236118That sounds like a lot of trouble when you can just seduce the guy
>>720234059why
>>720236880i like to suck cock
>>720236678Exactly. I vaguely remember something about things like teeth fillings just going away and teeth becoming whole or something to that effect. Been a long time. It is unnatural application of universal forces to re-configure the body, basically, so makes sense.
>>720236909why
>>720237360it's hot
Test
>>720236721You're a vampire, a damned creature of the night that plagues the living. If you can't even bite a little cock, why should we even be scared of you?
>>720236127I don't think that's how it works, it regenerates organic tissue.
>>720238061i don't want you to be scared of me i want you to want to put your cock in my mouth
>>720186805Not a roastie. Don't want women with silicone. Feels super shit when you get your hands on the fake tits. Even smaller natural tits are 100 times better than silicone sandbags.
>>720236262>>720236338Which book?
I am going to fuck vampire Christina Hendricks
>>720239852>he thinks that will be an option
>>720236262>>720236338That book was retconned in V20
>>720233858>Old Clan TzimisceIsn't that the group of Tzimisce that does not use Vicissitude?
>>720240104Not only will I make it happen, I'll make TCR give Lou her boobs back
>>720186682>How do Tzimisce abilities factor into all this?>Tzimische recruit a pervy plastic surgeon>Doesn't go for the homunculi and weird shit>Suddenly all the vampires around are sporting nice racks>The malkavian keeps talking to hers>The brujah uses hers for punching bags>The toreador haven't been seen for weeksThis could be a good doom-mates type setting for /aco/
>>720241278>a Flesh-shaper gets too bored>decides to give everyone big boobs>not just 2 per person, zero restraint>Gehenna
>>720186805Most men don't give a fuck about boob size and they'd rather have a woman with natural breast than one with tits destroyed by surgery.
Was the money command a Tzimisce ability all along?
>>720236020they definitely desiccate without feeding, Blood Points into appearance is a game mechanic, anything below 2 is inhuman
>>720241736I'd settle for a woman with no tits at all but who actually saw me as a human being.
>>720241736Both implants and reduction look terrible compared to how they looked before.
>>720189261Because the essence of bartering means they got something they wanted out of it.
>>720241962>2000s brujah needs a Che shirt>Modern day brujah needs purple hair and a protest sign
>>720186682Her boobs aren't even big, they're pretty average...
>>720186682they're fucking undeadthey can get more implants than Godrick the Grafted and it won't kill them any deader
>>720241962facts
Warm human living boobs
>>720242168If you live in an Eastern European red light district maybe
I used to think fake tits were lame but one day I was playing deus ex and thinking how cool it would be to have robot arms which made me realize that breast implants are basically just cyberpunk prosthetics for women. I wish I was rich so I could find some girl with low self esteem and turn her into my personal bimbo sex doll.
>>720242313in a jar
>>720236814+patch....>inb4 autistic screeching...As I was saying, +patch allows you to do both quests. Why choose one, when you can do both?
>>720240104There are ways of making it work.
>>720241473
>>720233858>He responded by making her two cup sizes larger then fleeing townIncredibly based lmao
>>720186682Is the table top RPG good?
>>720243546
>>720244978what am i witnessing
>>720245010https://www.oglaf.com/freshhorses/Some really really old weird porn/comedy attempts
>>720245617I don't get it
>>720245740https://www.oglaf.com/kingshaped/Fine. If you don't get it now you never will...
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>>720240985there are multiple "old clan tzimisce" groups, all boomers trying to out-age their zoomer counterpart
>>720246147classic
>>720245740Fantasy sex jokes are 95% the punchlines for Oglaf strips
>>720240985It is the clan which Vicissitude originates with, they just don't tend to bodymorph as much as normal Tzims. >>720244421Yeah everyone was fucking hollering when it happened, and for the rest of that campaign people made jokes about my Not-Damsel's huge wobblers. At one point she had to get an armor vest re-tailored to fit her honkers.
Blood pool is stored in the boobs.
>>720247309HAW!
>>720189261Because women already are flesh furniture
>>720247456nah, Old Clan Tzimisce are generally meant to use Koldunic Sorcery instead, which is just elemental blood magic.
>>720186805It's sad. Understandable if you were in an accident, born with a condition, or otherwise disfigured. But people are assholes.
>>720236118>Problematic for inexperienced Ventrue playersmore like shit players.I had little issue aside from a sequence break I had to figure a way around.
>>720236118>the sewers>was going to post a pic of my pre-sewer stats and ask what the fuck is wrong with anons complaining about it>gunfire now attracts enemies in the latest plus patch>fighting 5+ szlachta at once if I pop a glock off to snipe the guys who hit you at range with that green shitOh boy thank fuck I had celerity at 3.
The sewers have always been easy.They're like 10-15 minutes of walking around killing monsters.It's not a great level but the exaggeration and whining people do about it has never made sense.It's like people see opinions and then parrot them without thinking.
>>720251797it's people who were told that guns are bad so don't invest in them or that you don't need combat skills at all.
The Plus Patch is poo-poo stinky and I don't respect people for trying to make a non-combat game (except for the ending, due to Activision bullshit) into a combat game by punishing stealth, social, and intelligence builds.
>>720186682Probably can be enlarged with magic.Why use fake implants?
>>720186805Why implants? Just get fat injections, it's not cutting your tits open.
Wait, the game doesn't explicity tell you Mercurio is Lacroix's ghoul???
>>720255759Mercurio outright tells you
>>720186805As a dude i hate plastic titties, they never look good.
>>720257398ah now we can see why paradox vibed with this franchise
>>720257398>tfw i didnt boughted it and won it
>>720257573It's hard to see where the in-game writing ends and the fourth wall-breaking writing begins sometimes.>>720257651Loser.
>>720251797>It's not a great level but the exaggeration and whining people do about it has never made sense.I really struggled with the sewers because I was a seduction based ventrue with a side skill of weapon melee. Previously I invested lightly in bloodpacks because I never really needed them in the game and dominate is OP. Then suddenly, FUCK YOU here's a bloodless marathon full of dominate immune monsters and fast movers more suited to fighting with fists rather than an axe.You can very easily create a build that is the polar opposite of what's suited for the sewers by accident.
>>720258059You did get the Bloodbuff trinket so you have at least 5 in melee weapons, right? And you also have been increasing your stamina and buying armor so you have good soak, right? All of this is easy to do in-game since one of them is a quest reward from a note given to you at the start of the game, and the armor is something you'll buy since you're going to be around the Red Spot for the main quest objectives and should know to walk in there.
>>720258059>>720258240or you both could just not be retards and just run past enemies
>>720254660UP+ changing how bloodbuff works and adding "bloodheal" shows just how discombobulated the guy working on it is. Bloodbuff is supposed to give noncombat builds a way to fight back and nonstealth builds a way to unlock doors and hide without setting off every alarm. Bloodheal shouldnt exist since you're supposed to feed to heal up quickly. Bloodheal is feeding with extra steps.
>>720189261>an entire vampire clan dedicated to the art of flesh crafting like an Ayyleid witchkingYou learn something new every day desu
Just gave my mom the character quiz.She got Malk... I'm a little scared bros, I thought I had gotten used to her being a Type 2 Cluster B BPD whore but now I'm a little spooked.
>>720186805All of these replies are Albanian truck drivers pushing 60 btw
>>720260394its a game bro its not fucking freud
You know what, if you deliberately rush the main story and ignore every side quest and end up underleveled with 0 investment into combat stats then you deserve to die in the sewers.That's your story. You rushed things and died. The end.
>>720259351what's the point of having builds if you're going to invalidate them with a special skill? no one plays any other rpg and complains that their character with 0 investment into lockpicking can't pick locks.
>>720258059Seduction is useless in the plus patch and shouldn't be raised above 4. Learn to hunt on the street.
>>720262171Also Ventrue don't benefit from Seduction at all because they can't even drink from prostitutes.
>>720261974That is exactly what LaCroix is hoping to have happen. He hopes you're a retard who will just fuck off and die.>>720262084NTA but Bloodbuff doesn't "invalidate" builds by existing. It's a Discipline just like anything else. You're asking a question similar to "what's the point of any other clan when Tremere have Thaumaturgy?" or "what's the point of Investigation when you can just look up every item's location online?"
>>720262171>>720262271if this is true in the plus patch then thats mega retardedi can understand 50% on hobos and never on rats but removing the ability for ventrue to seduce blood dolls in clubs is insane
>>720214758this story is fictional
>>720186805Fake tits and the turboroasties that get them are gross.
>>720217485If you aren't a metamorphosis follower by 50, your sire has failed and you should both be diablerized.
>>720230462You're talking to a werewolf fan. They all have a chronic inferiority complex from their game being far less popular and everyone calling them a furry. They can't go five minutes without trying to positively compare themselves to vampires and if you give them so much as the slightest criticism they have a full-bore meltdown.
>>720262670Including Dracula?
>>720261974another big problem is players bumrush a discipline and are shocked thats not how you get stwongalook at how many times on /v/ the complaint of the sewers is i didnt bring enough blood packsyeah you burned 45xp getting animalism or or celerity when you couldve been putting points into attributes and skills which wouldve helped you not die like a bitchdo you really think blood shield will do more for you in the sewers then 5 points in wits (28-40xp) for automatic 5 combat defense you retards?
>>720239674Dirty Secrets of the Black Hand, a book all about deep schizolore and obscure bloodlines. Pisha's lineage, the Nagaraja, is from there. A lot of people despise it for a plot point where all Vicissitude users are infected with a magical disease that explains why they all turn into creepy freaks.
>>720240985"Old Clan Tzimisce" is a nonsense term that can apply to >Boomer Tzimisce that didn't join the Sabbat>An actual bloodline of Tzimisce that have dominate instead and hate the main clan, want to kill them all>Tzimisce that practice blood magicIt's mind poison.
>>720262968>>720263034Genocide all Tzimisce, got it.
>>720262489You can still feed on Blood dolls in clubs, it's just that the plus patch gives you extra options with lower seduction requirements. There's genuinely no need to raise it above 4 (if you're a female char I think). Also no need to invest in intimidation/investigation at all.
>>720262863especially him. WoD dracula is a cringe wanked OC that makes no sense.
>>720263098>killing social buildsUP+? More like HIV+Pic Related: Been in Hollywood for about 30 minutes.
>>720214758this story is real
>>720261974>>720262921These. If your sheet doesn't look something like pic-related before the sewers, then you've fucked it.
>>720263370is this edited
>>720263370>smug retard>>720263491>metagaming retard
>>720186805I'd think that way more men would get turned off by the tits being fake than them simply being small. Plus you'd have to be a huge retard to get invasive surgery like that for trivial vanity.
>>720263370You may want to pump Fortitude or Presence (or both if you can afford it) once you hit the late game. Also, wits and dodge are decent things to stack with those disciplines because they all contribute to you being indestructible.
>>720208406#1 reason the site is so shitty now, 4chan wasn't gatekept hard enough and is now home is all sorts of retard tourists.
>>720241962I love sneering women so much its insane
It's kinda funny how Ventrue get more utility out of seduction than other clans. Granted it's still not much, but Blood Dolls matter slightly more when rats, hobos, and hookers are off the menu.
>>720263669The game mechanics reflect the in-universe mechanics of why the Ventrue both need and are the Camarilla. In an Anarch Free State they wouldn't be able to survive because they need to feed on "healthy" blood. The Ventrue need humanity to be thriving to thrive themselves, and the Ventrue have the Disciplines to force it into existence.
>>720198103Are you retarded?
>>720263148>WankedHe's fucking DRACULA he should be wanked
>>720263762is that why gangrel get bullshit frenzy bonuses? they can just fuck everyone up and damn the consequences because they can just rape ming to death with their knotted vampire cock?
