Why did blizzard turn the night elves into such losers. Can't think of a single W in 20 years
tfw no tauren wife
>>720190959There are entire fields of cows out there bro
>>720190832She needs to get ORCED
>>720191078but people will get mad if i touch them all
>>720191578goblin hands made this post
>>720191594just touch one. be loyal!
i dont really play wow, but the last time i tried i didnt see a single undead NPC/character. are they even in the game still?
<ORCED>
>>720191578>>720191750based (I am orc)
>>720191750how can anyone like warcraft orc porn when they look so goofy
>>720190832That's a trans character in a flat chastity cage tho.
>>720190832Night Elves have always been losers.Anyone who tries to insist other-wise are just foolish fanboys.
>>720191797so do the elves so it balances out probably
>>720191860nah elves dont look as goofy as orcs
>>720191884anon look at those eyebrows
>>720191915yeah, look at the retarded beanmouth orcs have
>>720191915>>720191960Ladies, ladies, please. They both look like shit and always did.
>>720191525Night elves truly have no better place than at their human husband's sides
>>720191797>>720191884people who watch WoW porn just focus on the cocks
>>720191851>Grom calls them the perfect warriors>nearly dooms his people to demonic slavery yet again to find the strength to not get slaughtered by them
>>720192131
They're the hottest jobbers in fiction and have been for their entire existence.
>>720191735Essentially no. They're too edgy for the current wow climate, I can only think of two in the current expansion, one being a stereotypical grumpy guy background NPC, the other being one they take delight killing off in egregiously graphic fashion
>>720192234He should've just stopped chopping down the trees
>>720192234By their demigod with the immunity shield.
>implying this isn't exactly what you want
>>720192436>that picpubes......
>>720190832They were always losers>Tyrande flees when the Legion returns>Kills her own people >Does nothing, has to be saved by Illidan
I made a new character yesterday. You guys like her?
>be human peasant>have to choose a wife>options are >Mabel, the village bike>Agnes, a midget with a forehead like an anvil>Binglyblox, an even smaller midget who is highly irradiated and can't count past eight>some exotic purple skinned foreign elf amazon lady you just recruited
High Elves > Night Elves
>>720192773They wouldn't be an option.>>720192747Enjoy your AGP.
>>720192773you forgot the perfect draenei girls
>>720192849>>720192747raping her, zug zug!
>>720192927Until they pull out the futa dick.
>>720191735Starting in about cata, they became obsessed with self-insert OC's and turning main characters into their OC's. NPC's only show up as part of the entourage of the author's OC. Undead don't have many relevant characters or factions anymore. Arguably they don't fit in at all with the marvel theme of modern wow.>>720192747Damn she lookin fit
>>720192747Haha you're so mature for your character level you should join my Discord...
>>720191996I'll kill you bitch
>>720192375Orcs made a mistake coming to Ashenvale.
>>720193125What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch? idk which of those guys u r but imma human irl and orcs got fucked by humans like 15x straight, and if ur a ne u get fucked by everyone ur fucking done bucko. U better watch ur tree and/or dirt pile cuz me and my crew gonna roll up pic related.
>>720192841I fucking love bimbo elves
>>720192849What kind of mods are those???
>>720192974ah, the perfect woman
>>720191797that's how I feel about the like 8 years noname has been wasting on this nonsense.all I see are those clown warcraft 3 portrait animations.
They're only good as fuckmeat I'm afraid
>>720192927>can breed with humans>exotic, powerful and hot>have ergonomic accessories for rough handling (horns, tails, hooves)>trad wife customs>all night long rough sex followed by a praying session>will bless you and love youreally the patrician choice
>>720192974That's the best part you faggot
>>720194059No proof of them directly breeding with humans, it was an orc/drae half-breed that bred with humans. The orc blood did it.
>>720194045Why is she posing like this.What is she expecting from me.
>>720192234They were a relatively small group of orc compared to the horde in durotar.
>>720192927Horse cocks are gay.
Humans needs to stop fetishizing the Kaldorei, YOU ARE NOT OWED A PRIESTESS, WARDEN OR SENTINEL WIFE
>>720194197She wants to steal your seed to create more purple elves
too bad the only class they can be is priest
>>720192927HAHA GUYS WHAT IF DRAENEI ACTUALLY HAD MASSIVE SMELLY COCKS THEY NEVER CLEANED WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE HORRIBLE HAHA I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEIR THROBBING BLUEBERRY DONGS AS A JOKE, BUT ONLY AS A JOKE BECAUSE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN WITH DICKS UNIRONICALLY AND ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN THEY'RE SPRAYING BLUEBERRY SEMEN INSIDE MY ASSHOLE WHICH IS NOW CALLED THE MAELSTROM, BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKED UP GAPING HOLE IN THE SHAPE OF A SPIRAL
>>720190832If you want the actual answer to the (shit) lore the nelves were skull fucking the horde Kalimdor all of BFA, offscreen of course (also it was suevanis' just as kekku).
>>720192849where is she going?
>>720194986Hello artist of half the art ever made of draenei women
>>720195078>it was real in my mind
>>720195418probably goldshire or a barn
>>720190832Because they are the epitome of femininity, beauty, elegance. Blizzard devs hate those things.
>>720192838High/blood elves are perhaps shutting, but can't match night elves in pure sexual energy
>>720195508Reading comprehension kun...
>>720192927
Assumi
>>720192747Cute, but you should use the body mod to make her ass pop out even more
>>720197509my hot wife
>>720195991For me Night Elves are more raw. More primal. They're big girls and either strong enough to mating press you into pulp or soft and curvy enough all over. They are very much "pure sex" in every way.High/Blood elves are smaller. Softer in energy. Cuter. They're little Princess' built for being abuse bait. They're the opposite of Night Elves in every way.
>>720198010exactlyblood elves are fuckdolls, night elves are sexbeasts
Why do elves love knots so much?
>>720198523because they are one with nature
>>720198010>They're big girls and either strong enough to mating press you into pulp or soft and curvy enough all over.why not a soft and curvy girl who can amazon position press you into the ground?
>>720190959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>720190832Imagine the smell
>>720200113Freshly brewed tea made by your nelf wife...
>>720198010In the book Day of the Dragon they still point out that High elves are tall compared to humans.Vereesa was taller than most human males in the book.
>>720191078I don't think cows would allow themselves to get raped
>>720201495Which is funny since in the game they're about the same height. I think the H/V/Belves are only marginally taller by a couple of inches from their models. I think the women only look shorter because their models are so petite comparatively.Though it's ironic as the "main" NPC's are taller than everyone else by leagues.
Best wow hotwife race?
>>720201790I've seen some RP server that fixed that and went more with the heights as they are described in the books, it kind of made the human models look a bit stumpy though.But to be honest it wouldn't even be a problem if Blizzard just introduced height sliders and some body types.Fucking criminal that they still don't have such basic features.
>>720202357>dreadlord Jainahnnnnnnnnngh
>Most powerful character>Can't bring herself to defend her people due to her addiction to orc cocksName a more tragic character
>>720202357>Fucking criminal that they still don't have such basic features.blizz still use painted on textures for alot of armor in 2025 lmao and had to bring out housing after 20 years, is crazy how behind WoW is to every other mmo in alot of areas
>>720201602Yes they would. Women LOVE to get raped more than anything else
>>720202245human
>>720190832Orcs did a number on them. Orc men mog male nelves so badly. No wonder why Tyrande always surrenders.
>>720190832>>720191578>>720191750>>720192131>>720194045Canonically hung like horses...
To make way for draenei, the canonical girlfriends of all human male paladins
>>720205045*worgen male druids
>>720191578What's with goblin men and thinking about large orcoid penises? Weird
>>720205692Orcs canonically colonized Kalimdor thanks to their very large appendage
>>720198113> blood elves are fuckdolls, night elves are sexbeastsAnd what are Draenei
>>720206441wife materials
>>720206441bulls
>>720206441soft feet > hooves that constantly get in the wayI don't make the rules
>>720206441mine, all mine (females, you can keep the bulls)
>>720206441in my experienced horsecocked asshole destroyers
>>720206441they taste like blueberry muffins
>>720206441not normal
>>720207759>that background colorYou got that from e621, didn't you?
>>720207896never heard of f-list kiddo?
>>720207759She fucked millions.
>>720207759draenei players always have insane fetishes. not a single one of them is normal
Pyrista
>>720205483Male druids can't be girlfriends idiot, they're men
>>720208685proof?
>>720192747arrok same
>>720212629BigBlueHorsecock
>>720204767grommash "3 inches" hellscream
>>720190959This guy knows what's up.
i prefer blue goats
>>720207759based
>>720214028I like the one where she gets fucked by wolves with Alori
>>720193792i think thats Allynsia's body (one of the versions with more t&a) but darknest has been dead for like three years since shadowlands killed the gamei think people moved to the arctium discord to mod but i didnt keep up with any of that shit
>>720212743cringe
>>720212902Seeth allianceletOne Orc clan was enough for night elves to understand that their age was over
>>720190832NElves make good dommes.
>>720190832That's extremely crazy because I can think of at least 3 night elf Ws recently3459547, 3459548 and 3459549 to be specific
>>720216862"let" means you're lacking that thing. It isn't just a vague suffix you attach to make fun of someone
>>720191578>>720191750based
>>720191851>best player in the world is a NE mainAre you just mad?
>>720194137Humans are robots corrupted into living things, and thus can breed with every species in the universe.
I don't know if it was conscious or not, but blizzard are genuinely human supremacists.
>>720218042human males are built for futa draenei cock
>>720217051I dun get it
>>720220116go to a r34 picreplace the numbers in the url
Built for nu-WoW's black human men
>>720220403Why can't you just fap to normal shit man?
>>720220904Bro no one gives a fuck about black men in a setting with orcs and taurens
>>720222196that + nelves got canonically conquered by orcs
>>720222864Based, more ORCED edits!
>>720222864ngl, the fact that a 10k+ years empire lost to essentially a slave camp worth of people is a borderline hentai plot.It's weird how much some of the head writers of the company hate their own creation, to the point that I suspect there is some pornbrained responsible for it.
>>720222196no one gives a fuck about men in generali have an easier time imagining i'm an orc than a human when it comes to warcraft
>>720223356We love white human males with blue eyes and blonde hair x mentally ill undead women here
>>720206125Link or it's headcanon.
>>720224159Play cata
>>720222196Orcs and taurens are less disgustingBlack men are the ultimate sentient bestiality fodder
>>720226242No one cares about you here senpaiWe have more troll porn than black men porn in wow
>turn into losersNE are born losers.>failed to stop many danger of the past>militant women in charge of government and spirituality>stinky nature dwellers>stagnated after gaining magic powers before every other race>all the men are either half animal or turn into animals as a special power. the ones that dont are some kind of undesirable (Illidan for instance, who also happens to be one of their greatest people)>exiled a significant portion of their people because of disputes>live extremely long and have rigid hierarchies so you get retards like Tyrande in charge forever
>>720192927Windchime bitches though
I wish female nelf were real
>>720227253>her tone bodyhnnnnnng
