Why is splatoon bunda land ?What causes teenage inklings to have such pawg proportions ?
Did you know that most species of squids and octopi will die after mating? You can't prove that it doesn't happen to most inklings and octolings.
>Welcome back everybody to another episode of Binding of Isaac
>>720192316>pawgwhy did this old meme suddenly start proliferating againstop trying to force it if it didn't work the first time aroundalso they are boneless, so they need to be meaty to be able to stand upright
>>720192369>Dies after nutting inside of a fat assed octoling.
Today is Splaton 3 birthday so i'll jerk off to squids
>>720192316 Barelly legal octoling wobbly butt>:drool:
>>720192491fucking kek
>>720192720 same
>>720192369 So you’re telling me inklings are literally born to splat and die? That explains the grindset-I’d get those S+ ranks too if I knew it was my last summer alive.
Reminder every single squid is a slut for wearing this lure
FAT SQUID ASSES
If you spanked one, would their whole body jiggle?
>>720195157is this an actual mod or just an edit
>>720195079DefinitelyThey're like a jello/rubber consistencyAlso makes them very flexible, and extremely inflatable
Fucking my woomy to calm her down after she lost another X rank matches
Infinite sex with Marina filling her with cum until she swells up and splats
>>720192491heh
Notice how the jeet spammer never posts that "nigger ass" image in nintendo threads. very curious.
>>720194889Marie butt.
>>720197267Evil sex creature.
why the fuck would you delete this
>>720197308>:)
Octos need to be turned into milk tankers
>>720195305>>720196684Ink(ling) bombs~
>>720198136Way ahead of you.
>>720198424Oh? Well, even if Christmas is months away, have this~
>>720196684Asking the real question
>>720198331Need squid/octo self propelled booyah bomb wife
>>720192316Sex with cephs
>>720192316>>720192369>>720194023Lore wise can you humans fuck an octoling ?Are they built for human cock ? Do they give good head ?
ive never played but ive jerked off to some octopussy
>>720198524Based.>>720199118 brown becomes more green the more turned on she is
>>720199168can you ? >>720199146>>720199118>>720199148>>720199176Can you actually cannonically have sex with inkling/octoling ?i mean all that fat juicy nigger booty and you're telling me they aren't compatible for human sex ?
>>720199249She NEEDS a boob mole
>>720199269YesAnd have tons of babies with them too
Sexable splattable brown octos.>>720199269They're characters from a Nintendo game in a world where humans are extinct, there's never going to be a canonical answer.Just imagine having sex with them if you want.
>>720199269>>720199426>>720199382>>720199269Personally idk but given that they're also small on average (around 4ft) and also very young AND that they have breathing abilities with holding their breath on paint.>That plus the fact that the average octoling/inkling has wide hips and cheeks.Even tho we may not me able to directly fuck them in the ass.The buttjob and their moistness would be exquisite and the 'face fucking' heavenly.Basically they'd do great as pocket sword swallowers.
>>720199720>small on average (around 4ft)Player Octolings/Inklings are canonically 5'.
them redmoa splatoon videos i tell u hwhat
>>720199764SHIT mb i got misinformed a little.
>>720199720>>720199269Inkling deepthroat would go insane on humans according to splatoon biology
>>720192491Best post ITT
>>720192316>Their boobs are literal ink storing muscles.They can produce ink milk for their babies.
>>720200314*can'tthey can't holy ESL>>720200346 YOU CANT FUCK AN OCTOLING at best like >>720199720 said they can give you head or a thighjob.
kino thread bump
>>720200395I mean you're right since they're fictional characters.One can imagine though.
>>720200395"NOOOO YOU CANT [headcanon] FICTIONAL HUMANOID SPECIES"
These girls are so silly.
>>720200771>tfw will never be the meat in a Callie, Marie, and Captain sandwich
I want to be trapped between two colossal squid/octo gals filled to the brink and ready to go SPLAT.
>>720199720>>720199942 >AGREED
>>720200651>>720201021>>720201384Dirty brown spic hands typed this
>>720201384>Octolings are built for human men blowjobsagreed.
BVILT FOR FACIALS>>720201384
>>720201384 sauce ?
>>720201562Too thin
>>720199168>Do they give good head ?Probably not. That weirdly elongated lower fang seems like it would scrape along the bottom of your penis whenever you were receiving.
post more
>>720201497BasedImagine giant, sweaty, slippery octo bellies and breasts ready to erupt in a Krakatoa of ink, their owners burbling and veemoing with pleasure, about to go up in a tsunami
On an important topic, what exactly happened with lesdias?
>>720192491imagine the bullshit edmund would put into isaac after 20 000 years
>>720202467the feds caught after posting the 100th marlene wallace sfm.
>>720202134explain >>720201384 to me
>>720202385There is something to be said for the idea of cumming all over the taut, overloaded bodies of these octo tankers that have been enveloping you between them, of splatting on them just before they finally explode.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757129607756434.webm
>>720199146She covers the whole map with ink upon impact
>>720203246lmao nice game anon
>octoling = me>taco= lewd pictures of cephalopod women>>720203246Holy shit, nice run.God I wish I could play PvP games without getting embarrassing levels of mad at my own failures
aren't they like 2ft tall? a human could probably just pick them up from the ground and walk away.
>>720203552>The inklings and octolings are free. You can just take them. I have 57 at home.
>>720203552according to>>720199720 and >>720199764They're 4-5ft and made up of 99 percent water, a human with a decent size penis could pin an octo/inkling down possibly to the point of belly bulging and they'll become living cumsacks.
that's in theory tho
>>720203381ink tsunami
>>720204234Global ink flooding
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757419185892966.webm>>720203507>Holy shit, nice run.>God I wish I could play PvP games without getting embarrassing levels of mad at my own failuresI'm always calm because I've accepted it's just a game. Some people will be better than me. I can play more to get better.
>>720203846Inklings are made up of ink not water,as for the rest, well, yeah it is possible to give octolings stomach bulge. So technically filling them would turn their liquid into cum.
>>720204614>coom brained woomykek
>>720204772A coomy, if you will.
>>720204301>mfw boarding my plane loaded with ink-swollen octos and squids ready to drop and cause the ink chain reaction that will (re-)flood the planet
>>720192369Humans win again. Now no one can be mad at you for going through multiple girls.
>>720204564>the charger helplessly tapping as you go right pastbeautiful
Do they poop? This is a serious question by the way.
>>720205019Just as planned.
>>720204772the jizzling...
>>720204564That's the right idea to have. Sometimes I can pull it off but it's hard in the moment if you're getting fucked not to emotionally react.
>>720204990You've gone mad.
>>720204772Woomy bros...
>>720192562it’s just blackedfags forcing terminology like that
Post Frye
>>720205213Just imagine being caught up in a worldwide chain reaction of horny squids and octos all swelling with ink until they erupt
>>720205719Cataclysmically horny squid/octosplosion orgy
>>720205630Okay
>>720192316Squats.
>>720205630ugly octo jeet
>>720205630Filling Frye with cum
Frye is fugly
>>720205908>octosecondary tard>>720206209shit taste
>>720199720>inklings and octoling would do great at sucking human dick.You tell me.
>>720206303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVXzZ760XA8
>>720206303my third nut this day
frye...
>>720194889>>720197141>>720197267>>720197308I'm sick and tired of being constantly horny and wanting to goon on the daily... yet I'm tired but not tired at the same time. Make.sense?
>>720206303>>720206706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeo6tJgmiX0
Frye canonically doesn't wear panties btw
>>720206961>Frye canonically doesn't wear panties btwCan you provide canonical source that supports this statement?
>>720206303>>720206923>>720206706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC593w_Uoo4&list=RDmC593w_Uoo4&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MaaaaaaughMINUS 8 PLS COME BACK.Minus 8 pls come back
>>720206861Schrodinger's Exhaustion, kek.
>>720192491has he even recently played issac?
>>720207071>Minus 8 pls come back>anon doesnt know
>>720207050my dick
>>720206961Nobody does
>>720192316Because they're fatasses, duh
>>720206624octoling in tears after swallowing my throbbing 5 incher.
>>720206624nothing more mesmerizing than seeing octogirl with mascara tears after sucking a human dry.There's something about their eyes that make the experience 10 times better.
>>720207314>>720207432SSSSEEEEXXXXXXX
Canonically, Callie is into hypnosis sex with DJ Octavio
>>720206624full?
>>720208012lmfao he even gave her the "built for octarian cock" tattoo.you just know.
>>720208204The queen spade for real octaryan bvlls.built for BOC.
>>720208012is this supposed to symbolize the queen of spades for octarians ?Are octarians their version of bbc ?
>>720207180no, it's been yearshe only plays new roguelike slop and daily webgames
>>720208310>>720208579>>720208204>>720208012mental illness
Since inkling are boneless can one fit itself completely up your asshole?
Sex big squids
>>720208817probably?depends
>>720208817if you spray paint your asshole yes
>>720208204Her having a pink thong riding up is just the cherry on top. Isn't this game targeted towards children? Why is it so sexualized?!>>720208761It's just an observation.
>>720192316They're teenage but I don't think the proportions of a 14 year old inkling are any different to those of what we consider adult age
Keep in mind Callie according to Side Order "is very friendly with the octarians" still, and is seen mingling with them in the 10th year anniversary art.
>>720192316That is a child spat
>>720192316Because japs are all pedos this is literally a game about tentacle children with waving hips squirting colourful goo at each other
>>720208761inkling cuck spotted.keep crying your inkling girls dont want you>>720209030Octo bulls keeps winning
>>720208951>it's just an observation
>>>720210774 >>720208951 >>720208012 >>720208204I guess race play and fetishization is somewhat a canon thing in splatoon universe.Now taking in consideration that the only mainstream human culture that survived in inkopolis is nigger culture, pop music, hip rop and rap and also rock n roll , their dresses might've also influenced the whole fetishization towards octolings, which would be their whole bbc/bwc cuck fetish.The tattoo of callie is an exemple, its a tattoo symbolizing octarian supremacy, meaning not only it is an octopus, the octopus is also claiming callie who is an inkling; their rival/enemy specie.The pressence of the pink which is also the color code for prostitution, the neon glasses with pink heart rate, the pink thong next to the pink octopus tattoo, her octo beret and overall slutty outfits gives it the spotlight.Isn't it crazy that Splatoon developpers managed to let that slick reference slide in a kids game, perhaps a psyop? maybe im digging a bit too deep.But hey that's just a theory.
Because Furukawa is based as fuck.
>>720211056>inked.comkek
>>720211056that's why >>720209030.
>>720211056Would this mean octolings have an inkling fetish as the inverse? Probably born from the discrimination and defeat they faced from them?
>>720211585Never ask an octoling supremacist what they fantasize about doing for Inkling boys
>>720211585 anon here.Yes of course they would be buck broken octolings who developped supremacy fetishes and wants to be bucked by inklings.And given that they're cannonically matriarchal and gynocentric AND that octoling boys dresses up exactly like gay thugs irl i wouldn't be surprised that there might be mighty peculiar octobucks going around.
Octolings and inklings are all made for human men.
>>720212113>>720211829>>7202121132/2 with gynocentrism comes longhousing, you know what happens next, octolings are the real chuds of the splatoon universe.
>>720211829Based and high T-pilled
Random S3 dlc artbook page
I kinda wish nintendo could drop some hints on how inkling reproduction actually works. Are all inklings orphans because like real octopus they die shortly after laying eggs? Although its possible for an octopus to survive. In an advanced society they arent going to starve themselves. Do they lay eggs? The squid sisters are actually cousins. So they have some kind of family tree. Octotroopers are a clone like slave race made from a tentacle cut off. Jellyfish are a hive mind. The world is so goddamn cool it makes me want a infinity engine crpg just to explore the sci-fi.
>>720212220
>>720212641>Are all inklings orphans because like real octopus they die shortly after laying eggs?Captain cuddlefish survived the breeding, so that alone was a hint that they do in fact survive. Maybe their parents died from smth else.>The world is so goddamn cool it makes me want a infinity engine crpg just to explore the sci-fi.In the future we could actualle feel and breath inside of inkopolis with real vr headset. atleast i hope.
>>720212809>>720212885
>>720212641>how inkling reproduction actually worksHarvesting human semen, obviously. How else would you explain their humanoid appearance?
>>720212809>grater squid>>720212885>takotsobu jerking
Shiver sexooooOOOOOO
>>720211056>only mainstream human culture that survived in inkopolis is nigger cultureDid it? >Both Inklings and Octolings know how to aim>Crime is next to none >Society doesn't look down on slavery, if fact it embrasses it>Nobody gets free stuff from the goverment outise your first salmonoid slave >Most popular duo by far is cleary inspired by J pop >Most of the architecture is cleary based on Japan instead of mud hutts
children octopi
>>720192316>>720192338>>720192824In what world are these "fat asses"?
>>720213351same anon you replied here.Yeah i also agree.
>>720213448>found the amerimutt
>>720211056>The pressence of the pink which is also the color code for prostitution,anon that's just Callie's colorunless you are claiming she is a prostitute
>>720213528Implying only Americans like actually huge asses instead of twigs? Not sure what you're going for here.
>>720213575Her original outfit might be an exeption .but when she gets controlled by DJ octavian the colors are oddly placed.
>>720213629>he doesnt realise only mutts think big butts are "twigs" because only mutts live with 24/7 obesity and niggers.
I will post this creature in every Splacoom thread and force you to look at her.
Ink?
>>720213816Hey man, I'll give black people one thing, they know how to grow a might fine ass. If only white women could learn from them. You really ok with them beating white women like that?
>>720213968>that dialogue>defending black aesthetics (obesity)
For me, it's Greyimpaction's Charlie.
>>720214046Alright my dude, stay mad. Guess whites can't be good at everything.
>>720214123you are both black, and retarded.
>>720214253Facts don't really care about your feelings. Wake me up when white women have the superior ass.
>>720214342>Facts don't really care about your feelings. Wake me up when white women have the superior ass.
>>720192491
>>720192369>>720194023>the governing body are adult inklings and octolings who took a celibacy oath
>>720213152Opposible thumbs and the means to walk upright are two hard requirements to make a proper tech based species like humanity. That also would explain the hips for days since once you are already there, might as well give the female side of the species the means to make childbirth not that deathly.
>>720214593Retard posting selfies over here.
Stop replying to yourself and get it out.
>>720192316because it makes them sexierwhy else would they do it
the urge to grab an inkling and start jiggling it rapidly is starting to take over
How the FUCK can woomies even compete?
>>720214802Nortubel tier squid
Squid and octo tummies are rather sensational.
>>720199148>octoboys have similar hips and ass and also swing and sway their hips seductively when standing
>>720192316These threads give me hope for the future. Most anons in these are zoomers that have been druged and indocrinated basically since the learn how to walk. And yet, here you are still perving over the fictional characters of your generation like mine did with Felicia or Roll.
is it worth getting into splatoon this late
>>720215485Nah, you missed the great jihad of the latest game. Wait for the next Splatim and hope that they don't fuck it up like they did to Mario KKKart.
>>720214253>when the middle of IQ range is 85 instead of 100>yet a large number of countries sit below that
>>720215342op here.I am a zoomie.And yes fat bunda 16 y/o octoling butt rules
Stop posting jeets in my cunny thread
>>720214616Callie, your nipples are almost showing...
>>720212809>>720212885what about the male inklings?
>>720215963That's just the lighting, silly.
>>720213371>men only like one thing and it's disgusting
>>720216078TOT
>>720214802JT Veemo is the OG Splatoon porn maker. Who gets the silver medal?
>>720215485You can still get games in 3 but the game has a deceptively high skill ceiling with players that haven't stopped since it launched 3 years ago so expect some bullshit.The singleplayer of any of them is fun and if you get 2 then the switches online expansion pass includes the DLC.
>this angers the Anon
>>720207198What happened this time?
>>720192316If I forcefed a boy inkling some girl ink would he grow boobs
>>720215987*OctolingsInklings are breeders.Octolings are bottoms
Marina makes me shoot ink like a faucet
>>720216078>made to be spitroasted by human males.
>>720206861Fix your diet(that's the big thing)Make sure to move your body at least a little bit. Just jogging in place and swinging arms around for a bit in your room will do the trick.Open your window once per day to let fresh air in, or combine the last 2 to a nice walk.
>>720215485No you will get crushed by better playersWait for the next installment
>>720216041She's too sexy for this world.
>>720216489He'd become a trap squid and his dick and balls would grow as his masculinity recedes from the rest of his body and concentrates there.
>>720216883i love worksafe posters who aren't at all skirting lines. Extremely hot
>>720216725They should make her real anyway.
>>720217045I NEED to plaster her in white ink
>>720216489Hopefully not.
>>720217045Sex demon.
>>720217094You are old enough and know how to do it. >>720217230Very much so.
Coomy in the woomy...
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>>720217664
Let the ink hit the floor.
>>720216883>hung trapsNot my first, nor even second, priority but I can certainly respect the appeal.
>>720217760>243x208What the actual fuck man.
>>720215065>>720216634God I want to breed this goblin squid and marry her
who has the saggiest inksacks?
>>720218204Marina
>>720218058You first have to prove that you can produce enough ink to serve as husband.
>>720218204Cap'n Cuttlefish
>tfw no squid/octoboy idol gf(male) to put in cute pink undies and watch him make a tent in themlife is sufferings ;-;
>>720218204Sag really is the best.
>>720217929Same as this nigger >>720216526
>>720217354implying a young fan doesn't need guidance from his idol
>>720215769
>>720218809You just move the slidey thingy on your gun till it is charged up full of ink and ready to shoot.
autosage to make room for more silksong
We haven't seen half of the full squid fashionAlso are we autosaged?
>>720218959Now that we're on page ten I can say I'm going to cum so hard to your kid friendly pictures, no reason!
>>720214616Moar... MOAR FRECKLES!!!
>>720219130Ugh, go ahead and drizzle out that yellowed loser ink sperm.
>>720192491Keeeek
>>720219247A young inkling is gonna see this... you can't post dangerous pictures like that or they'll shoot hot ropes
Go Go Go GoNo time to waste, splatter that nasty white stuff from your inksack all over the curvey splatzone.
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH UNDERAGED ANTHROPOMORPHIZEDCEPHALOPODS!!!
>>720219334>doesn't even care about innocent underage woomiesguh, I guess I'll make spit slippery pumps
>>720218204Frye
>ink
>>720219536Fucking hot.
