Why are final fantasy men so homoerotic?
To make you sexually aroused.
Because the female audience absolutely eats this shit up in asia and also liking buff manly men is considered homocoded
Because only faggots like Final Fantasy
>>720195941so gay is just a blonde guy
>>720195941whats gay about the middle? tidus was just a goofy looking dude at worst, and some jpop surfer dude at bestthough I'll admit the cover art for the games made tidus look waaaaay too fucking pretty
>>720196195The cover art was very odd since it had no actual corelation how Tidus looked in game or in artwork. They haven't used that degree of prettiness in any of his other instances, either. I.E Dissidia.I guess they just hired a third party designer.
>>720196262third party designer must've missed the memo about tidus being a dude because that face mogs every other ff chick, comically beautiful
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>>720195941All of them got pussy tho
>>720196195a pectoral-length open-front short sleeve shirt in canary yellow is a fashion decision so bold even liberace would call it flamboyant
Michael Jackson features twinks
>>720196262>I guess they just hired a third party designer.nah, the original is by beltman himself and he only looks SLIGHTLY less feminine in it by virtue of looking less "fair" because nomura likes to render his skin as bright orange
>>720196510GUH
>>720196510>>720196195that little upturn at the end makes me diamonds and I have no idea why, same thing natalie dorman has
>>720195941what gets me is how FF protag is clearly a white guy. Yet asian and brown incels will often claim they are non-white, just because the games are japanese.
>calling zidane gayhe is very demonstrably straight considering half the story is focused on the budding romance between him and Garnet. The same could be said for tidus but I hate X so I'm not interested in defending it.
they may all have faggy haircuts but they're not gay. zidane and tidus for sure it least.
>>720195941I love final fantasy blondes>>720196126Asian girls like beautiful men, it is gay men that actually like masculine features. Things are changing though "femboys" basically any pretty boy are becoming more mainstream thanks to kpop and anime
Final Fantasy borrowed heavily from current Japanese pop culture. For 6, 7 & 8 it was visual kei, sci-fi movies like Gunhed, etc.Then that culture became dominated by gay pedophile talent agency Johnny's and FF followed suit.
>>720199395I mean, Vaan starts the game WITH an established girlfriend and they are already married/living together by the "sequel". If anything he is the one with the least room for questioning.
Japanese guys watched The Beach and thought it was the coolest film ever for some reason. It's y2k beach yearning aesthetics, infinite vacation, but japanese especially were mesmerized by it
>>720199806This is the correct answer, see also kingdom hearts
>>720195941>Zidane>gay
>>720199528not really, girls "like" pretty boys, they don't actually fuck them
>>720199765>Vaan and Penelo are a thing from the get go>Balthier and Fran are a thing from the get go>Ashe was married and is out for blood because of it>Basch gets to dick the shota by the end confirming his suspicious lack of interest for any sort of romantic interest whatsoever most likely being some degenerate wantStrange how FF12 was so realistic in terms of what people the age of the main cast would be up to romantically speaking. No drama whatsoever. Was nice.
>>720196170Wrong.
>>72019998312 was very down to earth, avoided a lot of usual rpg cliches
>>720196195tidus a brown jungle thaicover kpop girl
>>720195941>Gentleman thief, flirts endlessly with the ladies, grabs a face full of Garnet's pillowy ass>Tanned, jock, outgoing, drowning in underage pussy, dreams of fucking every girl in the game>Wants to be a dashing sky pirateLiterally the only gay thing about any of them is Vaan's vest but even then that's lile saying Aladdin was gay because he wore the exact same outfit. And he becomes instantly better with his Revenant Wings sky pirate outfit.
>>720195941Because in Asia a beautiful man has to have feminine factions. It's the reason Link, and every single male anime character that is considered beatiful in-universe, has androgynous features.
>>720195941That's just how ideal men look to the japaneseIt's an asian thingIt's arguably better than anywhere else in the world, desu thoughbeit famalam
Femboy Cloud tho
>>720195941Nomura. Obviously.
>>720195941Zidane is just another Sun Wukong ripoff.FFX started development at the height of jpop popularity, which Nomura was a big fan of.With FFXII, it’s more of an ensemble cast thing. If there’s any main character it’s Basch or Balthier to a lesser extent. Vaan mostly serves as a conduit to let players know what the fuck is going on in the kingdom, getting involved without being one of the main players.
>>720203427If there's any main character, it's Ashe, anon.
>>720196510I have lips like these.They are called cupids bow lips!
>>720199806>The Beachwtf how come i never heard of this movie until just now. Was Di Caprio a good actor way back in 2000? i know he's been great in the past decade or two but dunno about late 90s/early 2000s
>>720204791He's been good since the beginning. He's not even bad in Critters 3, despite everything around him being awful.
>>720204862I see... yeah i can believe that.Although I still thought he was MEDIOCRE in that movie "dont look up" , or maybe the entire movie was utter trash. It's the ONLY movie where he starred that was just BAD.Dunno why he even accepted starring in it
>>720204791>wtf how come i never heard of this movie until just now.Because you are unironically a zoomerAlso Leo has never looked as effeminate as any of these JRPG protags
>>720195941Vaan's a good design but the result of Squenix meddling with Matsuno's vision.Tidus was an annoying cunt.FF IX is overrated and getting spells abilities from items is annoying.
>>720195941Tidus look like a jap mutt mongrel in CGs
>>720195941Why do they look like they'd be some rich ceo's shit head kids
>>720206620>Vaan's a good designWhat the? They've made fun of the wannabe-Aladdin's abs since day one. And no, Revenant Wings shirt doesn't count here.
these mc's get chicks, kill gods, and do it with a sense of humor. quite literally if you're upset at tidus or zidanes character design, you are probably a closet homosexual.
>>720207058People making fun of it doesn't change that the design is good. The entire cast of XII is well designed. Akihiko Yoshida knows what he's doing.
Final Fantasy is historically for low testosterone men, makes sense
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>>720195941I am fine with these designs. Its Noctis who I have a problem with because him and his butt buddies look like they are a modern faggot boy band you can find in the real world. At least the earlier protagonists like like they are from a fantasy setting.
the FF protagonist trope >loner >extremely hot but awkward with women >fucked up memory>sloppy seconds love interest what else am I missing?
>>720207362Thats just 7 and 8.
Honestly never cared, yeah tidus is a pretty boy but I’m just trying to hit for a bunch of damage real quick. A lot of people are pretty boys in their teenage years anyway not that uncommon desu.
>>720207451Aerith isn't Cloud's love interest though, and Tifa is a virgin.
>>720195941Because gay agenda
>>720200062>Pretending Seifer isn't mondo gayHow else do you explain his terrible taste in movies, anon?
extremely American thread
>>720195941They are not? All of them are heterosexual, have female love interests, and like girls in general. Zidane, especially, is a total horn dog. It's also a Japanese series. In Japan (and Asia in general), girls love metrosexual pretty boys.
>>720196170Yes
>>720207362>what else am I missing?Knowledge of this franchise
>>720207754Seifer is tapping Fujin on the down low.
>>720195941Zidane and Tidus are unironically among the most heterosexual FF protags. Vaan though, yeah he probably gave Bangaa blowjobs in the slums to afford food
>>720208054Nah, Fujin's domming Raijin.
>>720195941Zidane and Tidus both got women, the hell are you talking about?
>>720208664>Zidane>womenShe's 4.
>>720208734You're 4. Get off this website.
>>720207451That's just VI, VIII, X, XIII, XV (Dawn trailer) and XVI (by reason), but not VII. Aerith/Zack wasn't serious and she's explicitly a virgin, so unfortunately she wasn't a prostitute either.
>>720206620>FF IX is overrated and getting spells abilities from items is annoying.pleb
