>*Crickets*
turns out not a whole lot of people want to play as a dickhead
>>720218818This thread is the first time i've ever heard or seen the title of this game.Is it already out and dead?
>>720219313It's out and literally nobody is talking about it.
>>720219313Dead on arrival, like all Bloober Team games.
>Game forces you to play as a woman
looks decent, (most of the seething is coming from PCPoors cause it stutters there) but I don't know that I wanna pay full price for itwill probably be on sale this holiday
>>720218818Too expensive.
Seems okay so far. Performance is shit but what do we expect from UE5. I'm not getting many spooks from the story or setting but it certainly has an intriguing mystery.Pic of questionable quality as it is tonemapped down from HDR and i've applied no correction.
>>720219983That was why I played tomb raider. Lara is hot.
Life in Kraków must be miserable
>>720218818What's the missing element in this game?
>2 enemy types
my switch 2 copy hasnt arrived yet. have the fat girl repack downloaded, but havent bothered installing.
>>720218818I've watched some gameplay and the only thing that stood out to me was that the gun looked fun to shoot.
>>720219983The camera in modern games is at waist height anyway.
>>720218818Bloober team.The same people that ruined and censored SH2 demake.This game does not even have cool death scenes.
>>720218818Sad, because it's kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI06U2-YSHM
>>720218818too busy playing silksong
>>720218818Bloober is the definition of the soulless sloppa.
>>720218818even Callisto Protocol was better
>>720225279Oh yeah I love not seeing shit and enemies randomly spawning from all around me
>>720225279>walk forward>scripted crawling animation>walk forward>scripted vaulting animation>walk forward>scripted shimmy animation the gunplay looks sericable but all these "prestige" mocap scenes to pad time are an ill omen. >>720225570that can't possible be true. callisto was irredeemably bad.
>>720225929A horror game is DARK? holy fuck>>720225970/v/ is really criticizing the game because an animation plays while you squeeze between biomass thats taking over the hallway. I unironically need to leave this shithole
>>720226314dont make your game abut squeezing through biomass for 50 minutes then you stupid fucking nigger
>>720226314>fog in a building>unidirectional flashlight in a scifilollmao
>>720226314yeah, this >>720226361 basically. who cares if its the "realistic" response to something, don't put it in the game at all if it's just there to make you sit and watch. Mocap is the crutch small devs use to look more AAA than they really are, but its all filler.
>>720222707is this doom 3?
>>720218818I’m honestly surprised I missed this. I usually am hyper attentive to gaming news and releases. A full blown horror game from Bloober just flew under my radar, wow
>>720218818Looks cool. Released near Silksong and lost all mendia buzz. Will buy when it's 30 or cheaper like I did Callisto, which I enjoyed. I enjoy mediocre TPS action horror games with nice graphics. Up next, Silent Hill F... When it's also on sale.
>>720226574If you liked Silent Hill 2 Remake on Hardcore, you'll love Cronos. Its basically the same game with a different story. Story is pretty interesting so far, too.>>720226527>>720226473>>720226361picrel
>>720226665lollmao
>>720226665it was a waste of money to send you here to shill, /v/ doesnt like video games
>>720226665>If you liked Silent Hill 2 RemakeHow could anybody like that trash, I'm serious, wow that shit was boring.
>>720226738/v/ doesn't like bad video games*
It seems like a normal game, but something is missing.Definitely something is missing.
>make your character female>outfit isnt highlighting her curves all the timethis is why your game failed
>game has a raised black floor because people with 800:1 IPS panels can't see shit if a game actually tries to be darkSame problem resident evil 2 has.
>>720226805Now that's a good one, because there's no place with the most unrealistic standards than this shithole which to add, is constantly bombarded by misinformation, propaganda and literal discord schizos to gaslight people into thinking something is so much worse than it really is./v/ has no standards.
>>720219313It is very mediocre, or not even thatI've been trying it but it's almost like a tech demo mini game. Kinda impressive how there's NOTHING about it. The character walks, aims his peashooter, you fight the same tentacle monster copypasted around and that's it, that's the gameplay. There's no atmosphere, tension, story or gameplay to speak of. Something about traveling back in time which you can guess, it's gonna end on some contrived time loop or some shit. And I mean impressive that, it's just so devoid of anything in it. Simple games can be enticing if they play their puzzles or ambience right, but it's almost a walking simulator without the charm of walking simulators, and some annoying 2 hit game overs that don't scare, but snooze you.Meanwhile Silksong costs like 20 dollars only.
>>720226314>A horror game is DARK? holy fuckBest horror games i've played were clean and crisp to look at. Being dark is just laziness>UEngine slopOf course it is
>>720227458no, they don't but you can also pretty easily tell the shittalk about a good game they want to dunk on to feel smart, and this. bad games don't interest them. no ones gonna be making a cronos shitpost thread. no ones ever gonna be rambling about how bloober made a bad game because its not good enough to live rent free in their heads. the reactions youre getting are out of kneejerk disinterest, not contrarianism.
>its not silksong thus it is badTue, I also only play FOTM games.
>>720219313Everything that released alongside Silksong, died. Nobody was spared.
A silksong thread died for this.
>>720228051God I wish it had released on October 21st
>>720227458There's your schizophrenia acting up again. You really need to get your paranoid delusions under control.
>Female protagNope not buying it.Im not gay.
>>720227887>bad games don't interest them.The better and daring the game is, the shittier the talk gets.This one is just boring so there's really nothing to talk about. People can't say good things about it either because there's actually nothing there to talk.
My advice early on is use your cores for inventory space upgrades first.
>thinly veiled fuck bloober and fuck poland thread
Anyone else having a blast?
>>720229879no
>all the signs are in vodkanice
>>720230849well the whole game basically takes place in a district of Cracow (hometown of Bloober) so https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowa_Huta
>>720225176It's over the shoulder these, so it's not really an excuse.
>>720230928That does explain it being a hellish landscape of incoherent architecture and human-like flesh things wandering the streets.
>femaleSorry not sorry
>no difficulty optionsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand into the trash it goes
>pick the paranoid schizo>do more damage to burning foesinterdasting
>tried to play the game>too fucking boring>tried to watch it on yt>too fucking boringtoo fucking boring
>>720228312VTMB2 will die on its own, no help needed
It's a good game
>>720232563it is not
This game is like what I would expect an AI to produce from vague prompts.>over the shoulder shooter>spooky atmosphere>not zombie zombie enemies>ammo crafting >collect key items to progressOn paper I should be more interested in playing this but it has this been there done that sense of copy pasta mediocrity plastered all over it.
Looking at this game I am seeing literally no reason why it couldn't have been a UE4 gameor even earlierNothing stands out visually as "ah yes, this demands a powerful graphics card"
>>720220143My thoughts exactly it's a no name game releasing a a horrible time I'll still get it when there's a sale
>>720218818It's good. I don't have framerate problems like a lot of other people but it sure is jittery as fuck every few metres.
>Time travel to the past so you can find people that can save the future and find out why everything is fucked>Something something it's a disease that started inside a of a steelworks factory>"GAH FUCK TIME TRAVELLERS !!! I can't trust you, so instead of telling you what the fuck happened and I'm gonna bitch and have a meltie! Go find the next person!">You do this shit 4+ times and you will have no clue of what the fuck happened because whoever wrote this shit tried to make drama about a bunch of absolute nobodies>It's a disease that was already here, no wait, the disease was brought from the future, no wait, the disease was brought from the future by a woman whose soul was ripped and put inside of the MC we totally didn't copied SOMA>The villain is a guy that ripped that soul but he was only trying to fix things>You can let that same woman be a complete retard and go back to the past with the guy because she thinks he's nice, but since she's infected he'll kill her anyway>No wait, it's all a timeloop>No wait, if you play on NG+ all of this already happened, so you go back to the past with the woman whose soul was ripped and put inside your body and this magically fix things because she's not infected now ???>Please buy our game so we can make a sequel with more assets reused from the SH 2 remakeI'm so glad Silksong killed Blobber and this piece of turd. It flopped harder than Callisto.
>>720218818It looks bad. The enemies are unreactive, the gunplay is rudimentary, and there’s nothing else to make up for the shortfalls other than a single kind of neat corpse assimilation mechanic.
>>720226314>I unironically need to leave this shitholePlease do shill
stroking all that pussy is fun
>>720218818just finished factory level. fuck i love this game so far.
why all monsters have tentacle right arm?
>>720218818You can tell what the quality of a game inspired by RE4 is, in one simple way, if the reticle is an in game laser, good game, a regular reticle, bad game.
>>720224554If you are gonna make a game in the style of re4/DS then you better have like 20 enemy types at least.
>>720239030Anons were used as artistic inspiration.
>>720239030Why do half of them have the same kind of hatchet stuck in their leg?
>>720218818>Mediocre AA dead space knock offI WONDER
>>720218818WTF even is this? >The New DawnMore like the new yawn. I’d rather take a nap than play something with that title.
Definitely a game where oleds shine.
>Bloober team slop They can't make a good game to save their lives. Stick to piggybacking off old games, you hack frauds.
>>720242619They kinda tried but forgot that dead space had very satisfying combat and more than 2 enemy types.
I think it was a good game, the combat was pretty lame and easy but overall solid experience. Also liked the plot, even if the reveals were very obvious.
>>720242619as opposed to silkslop?
>>720227684>it's gonna end on some contrived time loop or some shit.Kek, somehow you hit the nail on the head.Both endings you get are timeloops and they're also implied to both happen.In the first one you let the guy you were looking for and this random bitch go, and while they timetravel he loses his memories and this sets the events of the entire gameThe second one is just the random bitch traveling back in time further by herself and being patient zero of the infectionBoth are underwhelming and the entire setting is wasted on Bloober jerking themself off on recreating their soviet reality, not even any cool sci-fi settings, the entire design work peaks with the protagonist and the sharply falls off with the other suit you see. What a mess
>blooberslop>ue5slopMiss me with that shit
>>720219054>yeah we gonna make a gayme with inventory managment because everyone loves unlocking additional slots for no reason whatsoever
>GRONDSstupid fucking name
>>720226665The story is "Signalis but bad and without lesbians"
>>720244031>without lesbiansso it's good?
>>720227684Sounds like typical Bloober shit
>>720226473>UnidirectionalHow to tell you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. One of the cool details is that the light on the shoulder is on a gimbal and points wherever you are looking, not always straight ahead.
>>720229085>Bloober>Daring Kys polish tranny
>>720244087Hot lesbians >>>>>>> no lesbians >>>>>>>> ugly lesbians
>>720244243...like every flashlight in every game?
>>720218818just me or do western devs for the last 10 years make sure to always depict female characters as tough and competent while white men, even if they are protagonist, usually get depicted as weak or cowardly and overall inferior to all the other women in the game in some way or another?
I'm excited for it.
>>720244554 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KURWAAAA
>>720244554Honestly you will regret to waste storage for this garbage.
>>720219983>getting bullied for being the last straight man alive
>>720244437Does Leon Kennedy have a gimbal infused onto his shoulder?
>>720243619RE fans love it.
Bruh just get a performance .engine from nexus mods it usually stabilizes the fps and make the games not jump around unless you're a delulu retard and must run newer games at 4k extreme settings with 44k reshade graphics
>>720245530
>>720226812THE LIGHTING IS SO BAD FUCK UNREAL ENGINElook at the specular highlights on materials omfg my eyes are DYING its like from a game from 2009!!! and everything looks like plastic WTF
>>720246757Even more fun is HDR in the game is broken - the max luminance value is fucked so you can't even get proper highlights if you mash in your screen peak value.
>>720245530Those performance mods are all trash. Either literally do nothing or just strip out shit like lumen and nanite (oh waow the game runs better when you don't have any actual lighting)
>>720247709>picPlease tell me that is something those fools actually made.
At least the FoV is something sensible.
>>720218818I boughted it for the Switch 2.It's been a decent, if pretty standard, survival horror experience so far.
Is it me or have they tuned this for you to have really low resources all the time?
>>720250368>really low resources all the time?Its like RE4 balance system but backwards retarded.You pump your last bullet into an enemy and it just drops you 6 more, but if you run out 1 bullet early, youre fucked. Like that other anon said, it feels like a strange tech demo, not really ballanced or polished at all. No wonder the publisher ran away. If I actually payed money for this, id feel betrayed
>>720218818I lost interest when they revealed a female protagonist, can't do that with a suit of armour that cool, doubly so when the proportions are so obviously masculine.
It runs like shit.It doesn't play awfully, like I've played much worse, but that's not saying much.I do like the atmosphere/areas, but the performance issues and fairly boring enemy variations is killing my interest.
>>720244303That's the point you mongoloid, nobody is talking about it because it's Bloober jesus fuck you illiterate cunt read nigga read
>>720239030Only 1 asset pls understand
Why yes, I do use explosive barrels to kill unholy monsters from beyond time and space.
>>>720218818>female protagonistThat's a red flag for me. This is why I refuse to buy Stellar Blade.
>>720253937Pls tell me this is a joke SB is first and foremost a porn game, that’s why you play girl
>>720253883What the fuck is this commentIs this ai?
>>720254734>a porn gameIt's not porn, it's art.
It really makes me mad that is so bland, i mean, if it was bad you would at least drop it and say "yeah it's gonna get Callisto Protocol'd" but it's lame as in nobody will give a fuck about this game ever again, not even for the rage or discussion. Makes me uncomfortable at how utterly mediocre it is. I would expect these kind of blandness from an AI generated game, certainly something that is going to happen, yet this was crafted by human hands, meticulously not giving a fuck about excitement. It's not a survival horror really because there's only one type of monster, there are no variations in the gameplay and the ambience is just vodka city and penishead suit. And that's the pitch of it, that's the whole thing.Then some comments like the ones above "praising" it makes me wonder if there's actually an astroturf campaign now around certain mainstream releases of products. Mainstream media and advertising is not to be trusted and people know this, also expensive as fuck. Paying an indian scammer to write "yes sir game very good must buye" must be cheaper than even AI bots. Certain new movies and TV shows are acting up like this with mediocre products.As for Bloober I suspect it's a laundering scheme or financed by the goverment. They're painfully meh. Like said before, not abysmally bad but just very very bland. Suspiciously uninspiredly bland. Almost a craft in blandness: UEngine usage, copying other games but with 1/5th of the sauce, weak stories, weak UEngine implementation, mediocre performance, mediocre sales, etc. They're known because they strike such a blandness it's like white bread. Can't even hate them, but since everything was gifted away in the Epic Store a lot of people has at least heard of Layers of Fear and such.
>>720255801Their biggest score to get noticed was to get SH2 Remake out, and that was just as mediocre as they always do, just shitting on a legacy game and censoring the very few but important parts of the story. Konami must've been laundering money with that one and maybe turn a profit like Uwe Boll did. Their only big score is to ride on the shoulders of one of the best videogames ever made... and shit on them.
WHY IT'S SO HARD TO GET THE RE4 AND DEAD SPACE FORMULA RIGHT?FUCKINGWHY????????????????
>>720226805I have seen /v/ praise literal RPGMaker shovelware because it has porn or rape in it whilst shitting on actually great games because they're viewed too positively on Steam and thusly any discussion of them here MUST be paid shills or bots. Stop this fucking nonsense that this place has an ounce of worthwhile critique or even basic fucking standards. All of you people are a hivemind worse than the worst game journos to have crawled out of the festering asscrack of some random internet blog.
>>720218818I don't even mind Bloober all that much but this is a >buy on sale in 6 monthstitle through and through
>>720256119The reception to SH2R is pretty positive even on /v/. People do consider it Bloober's first good game. You're the exception m8.
I might have tried it, but>UE5Nope
>>720257545>Appeal to majority fallacy
Guys, I think I might hate UE5, what about you?
>>720258556Did you think I was saying the game was good? Are you a retard?>Silent Hill 2 being good would help Bloober get noticed>Well anon most people consider it to be good and Bloober team still didn't get noticed>FALLACY
>>720258723I don't hate UE5 as a whole. I just think Lumen and Nanite were a mistake. The engine works fine if you don't use either of those.
