Are you running for her today?
>can't even mourn in peace without browns and jannies ruining it
Not really, but basically because I'm a shitty trainer, I need the strongest setup and horses for me to even get decent results
My hip is fucked, so I'm not running for anything.
I'm sorry Haru...I wanted to try to win the Arima Kinen with you today but I need those borrows for the CM.....
>>720220341>faggots jannies keep deleting these threads
>>720220341>games about about fun not winn>>>>>>404Fucking nigger kike jannies
Apparently the CM after cancer is dirt, I'll run her as my ace there. I'll make her win!
>>720220717FalcoGOD...
>>720220341I did a run for her and won URA Finale
>>720220341I don't care about a horse an ocean away that died
>trying to stop celebration of an innocent creature's life through the medium of video gamesJust sticky it if it bothers you so much. I know it's not Etika, but come on.
>>720220896That'll do, trainer. That'll do.
>>720220717Dirt CM is after COguri in January 2026
>Games where you're chased by an evil trans monster
>>720221074Death by Daylight
>wake up>haru is dead>apparently jannies have been deleting threads so can't even post about it It's all so tiresome
>>720220495>>720220646>>720220698I bet the resident schizo started mass clicking report once we stopped replying to him
Do I swap out Mayano for McQueen? Does my Golshi really NEED 3 gold recoveries?
>>720220928nintendo babies own this board and it shows
>>720220341I never won any races I did on track or cross country so she's just like me fr fr
no more noises to spook her now...
>>720221203Kek your deck is mine but just slightly worse. I have 1 more lb on sweep and king halo. You only need 3 gold recovery skills if you want to do A rank graded and are trying to minmax.
>>720221203If you can get close to max stamina, you don't need 3, it's just safer to have 3 and other than recoveries/spurt/relevant greens, other skills are either undervalued or overlooked
>>720221203If you can cap stamina, you really dont need 3 golds.
>>720221415>>720221425I haven't gotten anywhere near max stamina so I guess I'll go with McQueen.I hate her though I already know she's going to give me Deep Breaths hints.
>>720220341Uma musume game actually did convince me to take up running again,Built myself back up to running daily 5kilometers over a two month periodI don't play the game anymore but I'm glad it did give me inspirationBourbon is my favorite horse
Why do jannies always delete umamusume threads for anyways?
>>720221542game is no longer new and trending so they want it in /vg/
>>720221542Because it's full of real women
Fuck the jannie.
>>720221192Nah, it was because he was embarrassed. >>720216112
>>720221203do you have your own kitasan? if you do i'd swap it and pick up an MLB super creek, the extra specialty priority is much more valuable when running only 2 stam cards, you only need 2 recoveries when closer to 1200 stam
You are a bunch of retards.FUCKING ANIME HORSES.YOU MORN A PASSING OF A REAL HORSE BECAUSE THAT HORSE IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO AN ANIME HORSE.kys.
>>720220341YesShe got 8th in the Arima Kinen
>>720221768What an embarrassment
Cancer cup test265844781 Uma per anon
How do I tell them to stop saying this shit without sounding mad
>>720221960who the heck has cancer cup horses already?
>died of a colic What, are they deadly on horses? Poor haru
>>720221960>Don't even have a Gemini Ace>You guys are already testing for CancerI'm not getting away from the "worst trainer on /v/" title
>>720221768Being btfo this hard would be the death of me. Idk how this fag is gonna walk around with his prolapsed asshole the rest of his lifr after being bootyblasted this hard.
>>720222053Extremely deadly according to an anon that is familiar with horses
>>720222092>I'm not getting away from the "worst trainer on /v/" titleImpossible, because that's me.
>>720221768>Schizo is a miserable /pol/tardNot surprised, imagine your life being so pathetic seeing a single thread in the catalog ruins your day, making you spend HOURS seething and posting about a game you don't like
>>720220341did a run yesterday, but today I feel little sick, so I dont know if I should... aaaa
Heh, worst toreinah? I'll be taking that title...
>>720222092Anon that's my title fuck off. I didn't even make it to finals last time
>>720221542They're mad Blue Archive flopped bigly in the face of actually cute and well-written horsegirls.
>>720222026>Joined a room yesterday and put someone with only a B mile in as a joke because I lacked a third miler>she beat my actual mile umasI don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
All you niggers arguing over who's the worst when in reality it's none of you. Winning? Losing? Irrelevant. The worst Trainer is the one who loses faith in his Uma. As long as you love and believe in her you'll never be the lowest.
I see a lot of people talking about the hot spring one but this one might be rarer?
>>720222092>>720222181>>720222401step aside anons, it is I who should sit on that throne
>>720222017Lmao
>>7202219603/9, starting in 10 minutes>>720222026>>720222092It’s just a skirmish race to test our WIP Umas. You can throw in your best mile Uma, if you want.
>>720222710H-Hayai!
>>720222648HOLY FUCK it's the black assassin
I'm starting to regret using the 2 end 1 debuffer comp. It seems like a brockfest from the testing ive done. Would it be worth to run 1 debuffer 1 end 1 pace? I have a potential level 5 makweeen I could use
>>720222558now this anon gets it.
>>720222053Horses didn't have a way to deal with it. If they get sick they die.
>>720222558>never gave up on Bourbon>dumped all my resources into her to get A rank>keep losing races against people>never feel sad or bad about it>keep working with Bourbon to make her fantasticI think this dude might be onto something.
>>720222765Ditch the debuffer, an end closer with 1050 stamina and two golden recoveries doesn't give a fuck about debuffers
>>720220341I did a meme guts/wit run with her and won. Getting dirt sprint fans is shit.
>>720222710I would join anon but I havent started my aces, I don't know how you guys have something usable so quickly
>>720222558The worst trainer is me when I don't roll Cafe and then rope
I would have fucked off to /vg/ ages ago if it wasn't for the constant, blatant hypocrisy.I will continue to post umas here for the love of both the game and spiting these fucktard jannies.
>>720222882I'm sincerely starting to believe they hate it because it's a japanese IP
>>720222742UHHHH MCQUEEN SISTERS I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM
>>720222827Front runner meta is here and it will be mile, you could definitely win CM with her if you work hard.
>>720220341Is she in anime?
>>720222742
>>720222845So then I should do 2 end 1 pace? What deck comp is typically used to get mcqueen to 1200/1200 I've seen a couple posted here.
>>720223109>Is she in anime?Yes
Got a Goldshi run that I'm not sure how to feel about>best I ever did stats-wise>first time I get to max Stamina>only one mood down event, usually get a lot more with Goldshi>lots of multi rainbows, feels good>no rainbowless summer holy shit finally>no debuff at all>always good rests, nothing under 50>everyone reaches orange friendship before the first summer>inherit straightaway spurt from a borrowed legacy first year>acupuncturist event first year, go for Winning chakra because don't need charming buff at this point>success, get Straightaway&Corner recovery!>tell myself this is the run, I will even get to choose between 3, perhaps 4 good gold recovery and go for the cheapest>win every race>gets GS' special epithet, niceBut>headmaster event never fires, well it was a long shot anyway and I still have 2 oth->Meijiro doesn't give me the gold skill, disappointing but at least I still have Swing->Super Creek event chain stucks on stage 2And>no useful green skill (didn't happen in 20+ runs)>doesn't get S Long races affinity (got it in my last 6 runs)>guts spark (2*, wooooow)I will use her for the CM, she's my best GS by far and I should be happy but I just feel cockblocked for some reason. Fucking Goldship.
>>720223109yeah in 1st season
>>720223053I ain't rolling for Seiun because my carat war chest is low, and I got more trainees I want to draft, but I made sure to at least get a Suzuka for my next Bourbon run to replace my Biko card I had stapled to me since I first started playing. At the very least, I'm hoping to get the Maruzensky dolphin on Bourbon going forward, as I statue her up to 4 stars. Then when Valentine hits, I'm gonna max her chocolateer outfit out too.
>>720222856>I don't know how you guys have something usable so quicklyFront Umas have very short careers that are easy to beat, so training aces for Cancer is a breeze compared to Gemini.
>Get to 10k carrats so figure I can waste 10 rolls on Sky and get enough by the march super banner>Team races have been utter wash today, gotl ike 1 victory out of five>One of them is rainbows, somewhat excited because I never got a 3* Uma from these>Its not Seiun>Its...Rudolf?I mean I'm not complaining since I didn't have her, just feels a bit weird
>>7202231832 9stam parents with a 4/2 deck
>>720223350why is your unique only level 1
>>720223281speed 2 low, glue
>>720220341stopped playing 3 weeks ago but damn rip haru, you were my favourite.
>>720222742sans horse
>>720223392Thank you anon, I'll get to work
>>720220562For Haru Urara, just have a deck with 4 speed and 2 wit, train wit whenever speed has low chance of succeeding and speed all the other times. Run her as a front runner, despite her being G proficiency or whatever. It's an easy URA Finale win.
>drop 4 spd 2 stam on golshi for 3 spd 2 stam and Amazon for more consistent straightaway spurts rather than only relying on sparks>Still don't get spurt during runs and speed is crippled to bootF U C K
>>720220341no I got aces to make and an event to finishRIP though
>>720222571Why is Mayano so lusty?
>>720223429Because that nigga is ass and did not gather enough fans some how despite only needing to win a few g1s
I like Taishin's skip race animationIt's like I'm going to fight a Pokemon Trainer
Haruh wouldnt want you to cry||So why am I?||
>>720222742On her way to ruin someone's day and then finish 13th to absolutely jobbers the week after
>>720223775This dork thinks she's so cool
>>720223826I am sad but this isn't discord bro, you cannot spoiler shit with |
>>720223429Suzuka’s career gives you a painfully low number of fans unless you run lots of optional G1s. Her career has three G1s in total, two if you don't run Hopeful Stakes to get 5k fans.
>the one gacha thread without bbc troon erp is the one jannies hateinteresting
>||we're gonna rape you nigga
>Long S>Early Charming>Literally 0 (zero) rainbow stam trainings the entire senior yearI am going to fucking kill myself.
>don't get Long S or Spurt in the first inspirationrun may as well be fucking dead right there
>>720223835Her fit's pretty cool if you ask me
>>720223350How am I supposed to win against these fucking Umas?Should I just gave up on Cancer?
>>720223775>flannel buttcape >already wearing a jacket>half pants jeansis this pipsqueak in the running for having the most retarded looking racewear?
>>720223835She IS so cool
>>720223905Of course the janny would hate actual discussion.
>>720223826I want this toreina's license revoked!
>>720223826>||Thats the second time, lurk moar faggot
>>720223986Same shit when /b/ cared more about cats than niggers
Why the FUCK aren't cards in your deck guaranteed to finish all events
>>720223986Shitskins can all kill each other, slavs aren't white either, but take away the horses and we got a problem
I made jokes about Haru's age, but now that it happened I feel really bad about it and sad thinking about how she inspired so many people to not give up.
>>720223986Why the fuck should I give a shit about the 3rd world?
>>720223986Pigs and sandniggers can go fuck themselves for all I care.
>>720224108The game really needed a 10823079523072th layer of RNG to fuck you over.
>>720223986Those aren't /v/idya
>>720220341>>720224178Who will inherit the mountain of grass?
>>720224184>brown people: please care about our children more than we do.
>>720224262Ami-chan is munching, curious where her wife is
>>720223986>innocent creature that became a shining beacon of hopevs>jewish ritualsI wonder why people care more about the horse
>>720224262Ami-chanHopefully she has a strong stomach
>>7202238358th grade syndrome
>>720224329:(
>>720224178You guys may have actually killed her with all those ryegrass donations, how will you sleep at night?
>>720224108I went like 6 consecutive races where Professor of Curvature didn't show up. And when it did, Swinging Maestro didn't. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, this game sucks donkey balls. It's only bearable when you have something to watch like catching up to a TV series or binge watching a YouTube channel. I watched so much shit trying to roll for a good ace over the past week.
Any clubs open for little old me?
>>720223959I think the one on the right could take me to group A round two, but I wouldn't say she's busted or anything. This is the deck I used. Shit would be much easier if I had better power cards.
>>720224443der/v/
>>720224329haru looking rough RIP
>>720223986The world would unironically, GENUINELY be a better place if Palestine, Israel, Russia and Ukraine all nuked themselves off the planet
>>720223986Correct.
now that the dust has settled, can we admit haru urara was a huge bitch irl and not sweet what so ever
>720223986>trying this hard to derail the thread so you can cry to janjan
>>720224549You need my ID?
And the run is bricked! Great
>>720223329You can always borrow Seiun parents to inherit her unique.
Join CunnyInc.A+ rank clubeveryones welcome to join
>>720220341No
>>720224329Oh man I can't bare to imagine how Ami feels. hope she's alright. apparently Gold Ship became visibly depressed after hearing Grass Wonder died. they were friends irl. So I can imagine Ami being hurt by what happened.
>>720224665you can send a request too
>>720224549Our A rank dreams are looking shaky if we keep losing people like this in the middle of the month>>720224665Yes, but you can also apply with /v/ on your bio
>Around 30 minutes left until I can join a /v/ club after leaving half dead D+ club24 hours seems a bit much if you ask me, 12 would've been enough
>>720222053>>720222174It's a general term but the end result is a potentially lethal stomache for any given horse. Gas, stomach flipping on itself and twisting tight, or whatever can lead to it. There can be several causes but most common I encountered in person was due to dietary changes but not always. Could be a combination of factors since she was also elderly. Could talk all day about horse colics.I doubt they just changed her over to Rye suddenly from the previous hay, especially since they take care of various horses from what I understand. Could've just rolled out in pasture or in her stall normally and that was caused a stomach flip. Grain supplement was off. Ate something bad while out in pasture, etc. or just organ failure. Just hope she gets a nice burial or ceremony.
yame
>>720224651Apparently real Haru is a lot more bitchy, and a manga came out a while back that captured that personality more but that didn't stick with it
This would've been the run if those bitches handed me out ANY gold skillsOnce again, I don't want to glue my Uma. I want to glue everyone else.
>>720223986anime horse? it’s a real life horse you nitwit
>>720224805club rank is based on fans obtained that month instead of total fans, players that dropped the game were already contributing 0
>>720224752I'm not joining a pedophile den sorry anon
>>720224262Doto is next in line for the Rye Grass. He is as adorable as Haru and, even though he was generally a lot more successful, he still has adversity in his career for being forever second to Opera O
ruh rohno. 1 fav btw
>>720224796Sent my request
>>720223986Yes. Absolutely. Horses before brownoids.
fucking...
>>720224752>that name
>>720224965Bros.........Were we misled by Umatubers and Takeshis?
>>720224965Average taishin run
>>720225025link to the page? Also why is there no pixel art of the irl horse look
>>720220341
>>720224838Leftover mechanic from grubble fantasy
>>720223986let's see what brings more peace to the world>Am innocent horseVs.>A bunch of skitskins
>>720225235jej saved
it's crazy how big this game is
>>720222948Every game has maybe 1-2 weeks of shelf-life to Jannies unless it's arbitrarily a "Cultural Phenomenon"Persona 4's steam release got Jannied.Touhou gets jannied.Yugi-Oh gets JanniedDeltarune/Undertale Yellow gets JanniedOther gacha threads like BA and Nikke that are actually trying to discuss the game instead of ERPing get Jannied.When 2 weeks are up, if Silksong threads get deleted despite that game 100% fitting their idea of a "phenomenon", then I'll start believing the Tendie janny conspiracy.
>>720225129https://wplace.live/?lat=35.24109716075559&lng=140.34998990302734&zoom=11.340602690495057Would be difficult to tell it's Haru Urara if it's just pixel art of the irl horse, guess you could get use a pic of her racewear but it would still require a lot more pixels to make it look good
>>720225339It's #1 on Japan twitter
>>720225343>BA>discuss the game
>>720225343>/v/ made a game, snootgame>get banned only 3 days
>>720225440Yeah but Haru was big over there before Umamusume was a twinkle in Cygames eye.
>>720225339Bro, Haru Urara was national news in Japan for her losing streak and was keeping people from roping due to her tenacity in her heyday. There's a reason they included Urara in the game.https://vimeo.com/176459945
>>720225440Well sure but that's to be expected.Haru's death would not be trending in the west at all let alone damn near 200k tweets if not for Umamusume's global version.
>>720225025This one's definitely gonna get raided too
>>720225343>BA and Nikke that are actually trying to discuss the game instead of ERPing get JanniedLies on both counts, those last longer than even Genshin threads and don't discuss the games.
Is this the shittiest year in years?
>>720225343>Tendie janny conspiracyits not a conspiracy bro. the leak earlier this year confimed jannies are 100% tendies and compromised of trannies
>>720225532Don't be a fucking faggot dude. We all know nobody in the west would care about a Japanese racehorse dying if not for Umamusume releasing in the west. I don't care if she was slightly more known than other Japanese racehorse it would not happen.
>>720224838Do you already have an invite? You can still receive invites although you can't accept them yet
>>720225339Is it fair to say this is the most popular gacha with normies ever? I'm guessing it's because it's sport themed and not overly coom like others
I fucking hate spe-chans card so much
>>720225758nah, genshin back during 2020 was the biggest gacha ever
>>720225668Nah
>>720225758also helps that it's really good at tying the games to the IRL horses
Not a good omen if this uma's horse died right after I start watching the show...shame, I thought she was cute too. I like pink girls.
>>720225758Mihoyo games are so popular among normies that they can serve them shit on a plate and earn millions from it
>>720225806post id now
>>720225758Pure raw popularity? No, peak genshin was crazy. In belovedness though, yeah. Pretty much every other gacha gets shit on by normals except Uma
>>720225758Probably top 3 but nothing will beat peak genshin among normies
>>720222436>BA out of nowhereI play both games. Kill yourself faggot
Heard the news, did an Urara run and she came out my highest rated one yet…RIP
>>720225895Aight its 633 526 822 947
>>720225343>Lumping Undertale Yellow general with Deltarune. That one is an actual video game general with the same ten posts saying the exact same things. They even organize when to post their general like a Discord clique. Deltarune discussion is organic.
>>720226051why is there so much art of ass wonder btfoing her contemporaries?
>>720226054I can't believe Ami-chan made Israel go psycho to cover-up the Great Rye Grass Heist and its consequences.
It's over for me, isn't it?
>>720222742Fuck Rice Shower
>>720226124American superiority.
>>720225565I don't know what Nikke threads you're in, but I don't see the cuck rp stuff that plagues FGO and BA threads so frequently.The ones I've entered recently were just discussing recent event stories and the upcoming bunny event.If anything people were actually telling the cuck rpfags to fuck off for trying to force their way into another casino event.
>>720226174You'll do fine in group B the high power will BTFO powerlets
>>720226124Nippon spirit is strong
>>720226124Chiggers are violent creatures
>>720224796I appreciate that Marvelous's game dress has lights on it but it really is a downgrade compared to her black one
>>720226239Idk Ive stumbled into the Nikke threads and they seem pretty rough compared to these ones. The fact that there’s cuckshit at all is concerning.
>>720223986yes?fuck ukroids, my grocery prices almost doubled because of those fags
>>720225616The hack leak straight up proved that mods put no effort into controlling their biases. I think I remember hearing a bunch of /vt/umors just outright left because a bunch of mods turned out to straight up hate hololive
>>720223986Video games you stupid mother fucker
>>720225339It's not just Uma Musume. Haru Urara and a lot of Japanese race horses are idolized and treated like symbols of hope and determination. Japan is unbelievably passionate about race horses.
>>720226312Please stop posting your Seiun pulls, I feel sick to my stomach every time I open the game and don't see her
>>720226204Yeah Bourbon you would
>>720226620You know what to do....
Why is King Halos' Armia Kien race a secret event? Really feels like it should have been her final event race but it's hidden?
*they* won.
A couple of weeks back when the game came out, people were saying that you're supposed to build Power > Speed > Stamina for End Closers. Now it's Speed and Stamina only at all costs. What changed?
>>720225343Lol it is 100% going to be shut down. Deltarune was MASSIVELY popular and jannies have gone on a crusade one WEEK after its release and any deltarune thread gets zapped. The only reason uma threads are still going strong is because people are fighting back and not getting scared of warnings/bans. If Hollow Knight fags dont do the same, they’ll be banished as well.
haru left no offspring. her bloodline ended today
>>720226764N-no... I can't
>>720220341this is some elaborated trolling... i just recently saw a video explaining how she was doing great...
>>720226829The upcoming PvP race is super long and you need a ton of stamina to not die.
>>720224651She was like 29, cut her some lack. It's like trying to show your grandma One Piece
>>720226780probably because trying to build her for middles and longs, then going for sprints and miles finally to give you another long would be too hard for the average player running unleveled cards
>Fail 3% double rainbow>TwiceYeah, glad I'm working on the next CM ahead of time.
>>720226895That video is two months old.
What the hell? You can level up skill cards just running them in careers? Is this worth doing to save money?
>>720226867Imagine if she actually had ended up mating with Stay Gold or Deep Impact
>>720226971No
>>720226895Yep, she's fine. Look at her go, boogieing the night away!
>>720226895>>720224843
>>720226971No, it's insanely slow.
>>720226829Gemini cup is the longest G1 and is basically a massive stamina check. You need as much stamina as possible and multiple gold recoveries to even finish the race. Most players massively struggle to even meet the stamina check, power and everything else comes after.
>>720226971Depends on the career type. If you're trying to build a CM horse no. If you're building a parent and just doing 600 runs rather than 1100 then it's fine.
>>720227003Nobody is going to breed a horse that went 0-113.
>>720226829Speed has always been the most important, power is the second most important. Stamina is important for medium and long races. This a CM for a long race and you need a lot of stamina and recovery skills, so that’s why people are talking about stamina. But power is what’s allowing Golshis to break ahead of Taishins due to Golshis intrinsic power growth. When speed is the same and abilities are similar, power is what will allow people to accelerate ahead and break through the pack. It is still extremely important on an end closer.
/v/mapyoi is freeing up some slot(s)>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID hereRIP
I have this bookmarked and watch it everyday. https://x.com/blyoof/status/1954114387209290038
Anyone here got Taiki Shuttle? Why does she have 4 secret events for Silence Suzuka that require her to not race at all?
>>720227072How many racehorses mange to run that many races and not have major injuries?
>>720227034if I get 1000ish stamina and 800ish speed can I luckshit into group B finals?
>>720227072I will
>>720227089>But power is what’s allowing Golshis to break ahead of TaishinsNo it's mostly Goldshi's stupid powerful ultimate that activates very early and they get to move ahead and block Taishin.
>>720227034Well maybe if my supports weren't bitches who refuse to show I would have lots of stamina but no, they're fucking bitches
Daugh
>>720224868Interesting, what manga?
holy fucking SEX
>>720227131Tldr because she died
>>720227072There were plans for it afaik. Just to see what happened if you bred the biggest loser with a big winner
man I barely care about this game but this actually made me sad. >same birth month and year as merest in peace horsie
>>720227192Well that's what I'm doing cause I can't make anything better
>>720226861That's all of them THOUGH
>>720227286I don’t actually play this game. Haru is the only reason why I got into the fandom. I’m not joking.
>>720226861
>>720227237My future wife
>>720227241Haru Urara Ganbaru!They didn't make her a bitch, but she's definitely more bratty than the insurmountable pure cinnamon roll that she is now.
>>720226829Nothing changedI was running a 3 speed 2 stam 1 power deck for Golshi and was consistently beating the URA finals. Then I tried switching to a 4 speed 2 stam deck like some other anons suggested and started losing the finals even after 3 alarm clocks
>>720227131Probably just to glaze Suzuka or a reference to something.
>>720227269Yeah I know, but how is Taiki involved in this?
I swear to god if you job with these stats I will fucking kill you
>>720227357It's so accessible, I'm surprised we have actual secondaries. Have you at least watched the anime?
>>720227205That has something to do with it, but most of the max speed taishins I see posted have sub 600 power, whereas golshis are sitting around 700-800. The power is making a difference because its still very important for an end closer to break out of the back. The ones with more power will not only have an easier time breaking through, but will accelerate to their max speed faster as well. It’s extremely important, but only whale decks can afford to get taishins power up high without sacrificing on speed/stamina. Taishin could easily inherit golshi’s ability if he wanted, I dont think it’d make that much difference.
>>720227357bro it's free to play
>>720227403>explicitly saying weight numberswew lad, old umamusume was something else
>>720227462>256 power
>>720227412The issue is that stamina maxing doesn't do shit to help you win medium ura finals, doubly more so due to the hidden career stat bonus. But then a 3200m PvP race requires vastly different things.
>>720227462>second placeSatsukisho>second placeJp derby>second place>mood down>debuffRest>night owl into summer>triggers 4x in a rowEnjoy your run
>>720227357Honestly same. I really like horses, and I didn't realize they could have so much personality until being exposed to Uma. I really couldn't give less of a shit about anime girls but learning about funny horse behavior/happenings was/is fun. If a racehorse can get people weeping in the stands, I think there's something special about the animals.
>>720227462>That power>That WitBest hope you don't get late start of you're just asking McQueen to get blocked
>>720227412That just means your speed cards arent that great and you ought to inherit a few more power sparks. A golshi with 1,200 and 750 power (easily done with 4 speed/2 stam) is gonna beat one with 1,000 speed and 900 power.
>>720227462It's raining, so you'll win because everyone else will get gassed surely
>>720227286>same birth month and year as me>Check birthdays in the wiki>All birthdays between January to June, no later dates existHow? Horses can't be born after June or what?
>>720227598they were around as long as dogs have been as our friends.
>>720220341What’s better for medium and long runners?>9*speed, 9* stamina, 3 stamina 3 speed cards>2x9*speed, 2 speed 4 stamina cards>2x9*stamina, 4 speed, 2 stamina cards>2x9*stamina, 4 speed, 2 power cards
>>720227510Goldshi's ult is awful when inherited. Normal version is 6 seconds +25% speed, inherited is 3,6 seconds of +5%. For comparison generic white velocity skills are like 1.8-3 seconds +15%.
>>720227742Very planned breeding periods I guess
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>>720223826>||you shame urara, go away forever
>>720227357>got into the fandom>…I dont actually play the gameWhy are zoomers like this?
>>720224849Bakushin is... dead
>>720227742it's so they can have the proper age a d maturity to compete in big races
>>720220341Never stop running.
Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock! Futa horsecock!
>>720227491I haven’t watched any anime since fairy tail lol. I look at clips and maybe from reaction mashups. >watched Takopi solely from YouTube channels People get mad over stuff like “mambo” because it’s too “secondary” but idc
>>720227779Depends on the horses individual stat gain. Look to see what she gains. 20% speed? Drop 1 card, 20% stam? Drop 1 card. If it's some cursed statblock that uses neither than do 3 3
>>720227779you gotta play around it since it depends on things like training bonuses of your uma, secondary sparks, white sparks, affinity, etc.
Schizophrenic gets a 3 day for posting Seiun piss fetishslop and starts spamming immediately. So tired of children having meltys on this board
>>720227779It really depends what cards you have available to you, then cover your weakness with sparks.Also nice to mix in a wit card if you can
>>720227798Yeah I realized after said that it it probably wouldnt make sense to inherit anyway. Still, I think power is playing a part. I think if Taishins could get their power higher, they’d be less likely to be getting blocked. I agree that Golshi’s ability is likely giving her an edge though. Im just saying the perfect taishins im seeing posted that are losing more often than not are powerlets. Without a whale deck there’s not a ton you can do to rectify that for this race due to the crazy stam/gold heal requirements. I think Taishin will have a way easier time when stamina isnt the bottleneck, that way they can focus more on power
>>720220341I gonna jerk of to horsecock futa porn in her honor though...
>>720227742Horse can only breed during certain season no?
>>720228056We really need to do something about proxies like eckerThings have gotten so much worse because of that faggot
>PLEASE REPLY TO MY POSTS!!!! GIVE ME A (You)!!!!!
>>720228248https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>720228248More gameplay than whatever gay garbage you play.
>>720228248Pokemon has an entire board yet it’s not against the rules for them to make pokemon threads here. Umamusume is a video game, seethe you wannabe janny.
>gets called out for being brown>has a meltieStruck a nerve eh?
>>720228471You in the middle!
>>720228569based based based
Positively mindbroken.
>gacha niggers are all wanna be normalnigger or actual normalniggerslmao
congratulations everyone we got our very own resident schizo, we're a proper /v/ staple now.
>>720220341She would never be sad about dying, only happy to have lived.
>>720228692Is this why they made an entire board for gachafag containment? Curious..
>>720228734what do we call him? Is he a late surger or pace chaser?
>casually had an almost 800 post thread yesterdayYep we run this shithole now
>>720228692It's mostly just the umafags, generally gacha players are just snooty weebs
>>720228734we're in the big leagues now
>spams thread like an annoying faggot>people tell him to fuck off>WHAT THE HECK CALM DOWN NORMIES??Kill yourself retard
she's a hero in this house.
>>720228135this
>>720220495Why are you "mourning" for a fucking horse in Japan you never met? You do know this gacha anime girl has nothing to do with the actual animal right?
You can abuse moderation powers or schizo post all you like, haters, but we're never going away. We're here to stay and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
>>720228734I bet it's more than just one
>>720228734Umazing
>>720228805he's a front runner given how often he bumps the thread with his spamming
Don't talk to me, my wife, or our daughters again
>>720226971was this card good? I couldn't play during this event
>>720228734Nyo...another typical schizo that annoys everyone for attention and dopamine hits
>her country unironically lost against Slovakia
>>720228954One of these redhead babies are not like the other. How could you, anon...
>>720228960don't worry, its terrible
>>720228830>implying these threads arent full of snooty weebsMother fuckers have an encyclopedic knowledge on Japanese horse racing. Other gachas arent even Japanese. They’re chinese/korean. That makes you a normalfag if you’re playing chinkslop. If you’re playing superior nipponese made games and only nipponense made games, you’re a weeb.
>>720228830huh really>>720228820>>720228859>>720228912>>720228991umanormalnigger piece of shit newnigger tourist. get the fuck out and dielolis forever
>>720228891>You do know this gacha anime girl has nothing to do with the actual animal right?It's a tribute to her and helped newfags learn about the actual race horse.
I'm going to run 3 aces this CM and nobody can stop me.>>720228954That's a lot of mtknfkktrs.
>>720228891Better question: why are you having a meltdown in a thread for a video game you dont even care about?
>>720228135She wouldn't even know what the fuck you are talking about but would cheer you on with a smile...
>>720228960No, it's a wit card with energy decreasing events and bad skills.
>>720229052You are a literal child. Where are your parents?
We were so close to greatness lads, but long S decided not to fucking proc, what do I choose between these?>Firm Conditions>Homestretch haste>Corner adept>Long straightaways
>>720225360>check ham island>somebody drew a cameltoe on my peeg princessgodspeed, anon
>>720229109No, that is WoW.
>>720229147Tachyon would've been perfect for this CM... If I had her at 3*
>>720229235firm conditions
RUDOLF YOU WILL USE THE GUTS CARD I GAVE YOU AND GET 12K RATING BY THE END OF THIS DAY
>>720229235How many can you choose? Firm Conditions O is the best bang for your buck, after that probably Long Straights and then Homestretch. Corner skills are good but Adept is pretty expensive.
>>720229235even without S in long that is a beast,how many points you got? i'd go for either homestretch or long straightaways
>>720229331This
Fuck JanniesFuck TranniesFuck mootLuv Haru UraraSimple as
>>720229276At least you have her at all, there's one anon that still might not have her.
I love my fat wife
>>720228954anon it's time to get new glasses, one of those times wasn't your wife...
Why was Umamusume able to achieve mainstream recognition unlike other primarily-mobile gacha games?
>>720229473She has a very anti-architect metabolism
>>720229532an actually fun gameplay loop + minimal lewding made it palatable to normies
>>720228954Another fine addition to my collection
>>720229532horse funny, heehee
you are applying to be a janny to stop the uma persecution, right?
>>720229532All the anime projects and the real horses gave it a boost
>>720229194>Now all these memes are gonna be sad
>>720229685indians only hire their own
>>720229685making threads is also free
>>720229532Lots of personality put into the girls for the VN padding. For those that don't care for it and skip it, the training loop isn't too bad either.
>>720229532Umamusume is better suited as a game you can play anywhere due to not being some shitty hack and slash that had to be played in landscape mode. Also the stories are well written, the races are exciting, training games are an untapped market, and there’s just a ton of passion that went into the game and the franchise in general. If it was a shittier game, no one would care. It’s a fun addictive roguelite with well designed characters and gameplay that’s better suited to playing on the go. Not to mention unlike other gachas it doesnt lean too heavily into fan service or sexualized designs. It’s like the most tame one on the market due to the horse owners having a stake in things
>>720229532I think the gameplay is inherently good for conversation. Career runs can have dramatic and ridiculous turns thanks to RNG, and people like to share that kind of thing. Thus, strong word of mouth in its first month.
>>720229685It's a mod doing this shit, you can't do shit to stop him as a janny and I bet he would get you removed real quick if he found out you were an umachad
>>720229685Jannies dont really get to choose where they’re assigned, and a janny is powerless to a mod that has the final say in things. I refuse to do it for free and be some underling to the mods. Instead I just report all the off topic threads on the catalogue whenever an uma thread is deleted/saged.
AIEEEEEEEE DANCHOU DON'T LOOK
>>720229904I have to wonder how many reports per day they get on the Dalle generals.
Oy Neigh has an open slot. All anons welcome, with or without cooldown, regardless of fan count. Just reply to this post with your ID.
>>720229967What's the actual lore reason for her doxxing you and your fan contributions? or is it just that the web creator liked her?
>>720229532The gacha market is saturated with open world/Turn based combat mechanics that involve (you) saving the world(s)In most gachas the characters are liked because of sex appealIn uma you are an average trainer training horsesThe horses you train have a lot of content and dialogue for you to grow fond ofAlso this game is literally made to be addictive
Be honest with me for once guysDo you guys use the uma auto trainer on github? I don't know how someone can possibly get pic related without abusing that shit and farm 24/7. I have been trying to get just a single 3-2 or 2-3 blue-groundwork grandparent for 2 fucking weeks with no success.
>>720229532Gameplay loop, FOMO, combined with a lot of big name streamers who would never check out anime games let alone gachas streaming the game. The lack of blatant fanservice and general wholesome nature of the game also made it easier for normies to digest compared to, say, BA
Wait, I think I heard about how you can train a special blocking Bakushin for CancerCan any anon tell me more about this strat?
>several guys in my (/v/) guild stopped playing, some for 10+ days>they aren't kicked out because Danchou also stopped playingA-at least we're trading shoes...
>>720230326Just get lucky
>>720229331>>720229375>>720229403Thank you lads, now my team is ready for whalehunting.
>>720230326They had a ban wave like 2 weeks ago I wouldn't risk it.
>>720224549>der/v/>>720227108>/v/mapyoi>>720230147>Oy NeighThese clubs all have vacant slots for anons interested in joining!
>>720230326eh, i don't really feel like risking it
>>720230326you should use it yourself, you definitely won't get bannedThat's not a particularly impressive legacy, you can get that by just doing several runs a day and getting lucky
>>720223165>>720222976Why didn't she want to enter to her gate?
>>720230326Lol what the fuck? First time hearing of that. Most people just grind the fuck out of the game until they get lucky, or a very few whale to get the odds more in their favor. This auto trainer thing looks like an easy way to get your account bricked
>>720230423What’s the name of the club?There are like six active clubs on /v/ you can join. If your danchou is dead, the club is effectively dead, even if it will reassign a new one.
>>720230434How is this allowed?
>>720230326That stuff is for niggerfaggots. It took me a week to get a 7* groundwork with good blue and pink sparks. Just keep at it, breeding autism is one of my favorite things about the game.
>>720230423let me guess, /v/ooners?i'm probably going to leave next month if danchou doesn't come back
>>720230423Not sure which club is that but you all still have chance to quit and join one of the active clubs posted above without missing the rewards
>>720229657Here's another one for you
>>720230463I applied for /v/ma but didn't realize I forgot to save my info first, hopefully the edit shows
>>720230665Maybe /v/ooners should reform as a new club if most of you guys are still active? Someone who is proactive should take leadership role. If danchou is missing for two weeks I think it assigns a new one to the guy with the most fan count? Not sure
>>720228960I don't have the comparison but it gets MOGGED by her SR card
>>720220341My hope is that people will be influenced enough by this to try and run her during the CM Cup as a sendoff so I can get some easy wins before they switch back to their main team
>>720230801and change the name while you're at it, rename it to /v/madachi or something instead of fucking /v/ooners
>>720228954
>>720230812why even call it an SSR card if it's that shit?
>>720229231buried 10 feet down
>>720230434Show deck because you literally seem like a whale yourself
>>720230919how can anyone hate this racist?
>>720230975kill yourself
>>720230940So you can get rainbow cleats from all of them after the first one
kill yourselves normalfags
>>720227072i would
>>720228248We get it you think of killing yourself because no one plays world of warcraft anymore nobody cares get a life
>>720230975>off-model sloppa>for fucking HER especially after her death nonetheless
>>720230434>S long>almost 1200/1200>straightaway spurt>3 double circle greensbro this isn't a whalehunter this is a whale nuker
>>720229657I desperately want to have a run with her where I just get Big plushie Mayano and small Mayano and nothing else. Would be nice if the Big one was behind the small one making it look like Mayano is recursively holding the smaller version
>>720225895you taking any newbs?
>>720231089DO NOT DO THISDO NOT DEFILE THE HECCIN CINNAMON BUN!
>>720230752You're in! Also, we're still receiving applications
>>720231096
>>720230982Here you go.
>>720231096why is tamamo cross so sexo?
>>720230434I've never been able to get two S between speed and staminaThe best i can get is something lopsided with strong speed and compromised stamina or the reverse
>>720220341I feel more like eating some Dutch cuisine. It would go nicely with a little bit of honey mustard.Hopefully Japan will have some electricity made from that horse getting turned into meat-and-bone-meal similar to how electricity is made from coal.
>>720231394Breasts too small
You call that Urara sloppa? Here's your fucking Urara sloppa!;_;
>>720231394
>>720227392No
>>720231571Post support cards and I can help you out
>>720230489Double 3* is fucking insane what are you talking about man. I have never seen a 3* blue 3* [good white] in my life and I do like 10 runs everyday.
>>720231393Time to start doing my part by throwing shoes at everyone and requesting some
>>720230147Anon what the fuck stop advertising our group with this dogshit pics
>>720231475Insane rng to have all these maxed out cards then hit SS in double stats
>>720225343>BA>discuss the gameHuh?
You DID use up your borrows to finally turn your B+ Urara into an A horse today…right /v/ros?
>>720230147this goddamn set pushes all of my buttons
>>720224849kingu's ear....
>>720221678>SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT CREATURE, WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?
>>720228890>>720229972>>720231842Armstrong and haruposting go hand in hand
I'm too sad to play a career today....please understand danchou
>some literal autist that clicked on a thread he hates to seethe about it>jeets posting shitty AI slop>the sperg still desperately trying to force a war between uma and BA after spending months at it with no successlooks like threads are doing great today
Can we finally stop pretending like this place is in any way better than Reddit now? When there’s EQUALLY as much mod-biased censorship, and EQUALLY as much leftist propaganda (remember how hard mods censored any AC Shadows threads critical of the game)?
>>720220341can't believe my daughter died a virgin
>>720225343>BA>Discuss the gameYou mean ERPing and avatarfagging?
>>720224771>Ami feelsanimals dont have feelings
>>720232274Do it for her.
>>720230326I used Zooeybot back then for GBF and got mark of shame'd after like months of using it. Cygames doesn't care if you spent nothing or thousands, they'll ban you if you cheat.
>>720232274
>>720232313Is stay gold saying she wants a 5 dollar subway?
>>720232313I dont use reddit and never will, but I can confirm this place has gotten way more soft and way more micro managed. Either way, Video game discussion shouldnt be getting deleted on /v/ period
>>720232313God I love slutty umas.
>>720231475>not even using kitasanthats fucking insane, i kneel
glue lol
>>720221542Threads for Hoyoshit like Genshin and Star Rail are beyond dead despite the astroturfed sales numbers, and janchinks don’t want to destroy the narrative of “JP gachas are MOGGED by CN ones”, so they censor any popular JP gacha to trick retards into thinking they’re not popular anymore
>>720232394>animals dont have feelingsthis has been proven false multiple times.people project too much into animals, but we know for a fact that they do have feelings unlike insects, who iirc only feel pain and hunger.
>>720230147Finally, a lolicon-friendly club
>gotten 4 different 3* horses on the sky banner but no skyI genuinely can't tell if this is good or bad luck at this point
>>720232394Retard
>>720226429that was after the hack but one company imploded some time ago and a former vtumor from there came out and implied they had a team to astroturf and keep talking shit about other vtumors on /vt/ and xitter, so mods/jannies being outright bought out isn't a far reach. The /vt/ exodus happened during the hack because other places actually had less schizos and somewhat better moderation/culture somehow
>>720232596Without Chinese numbers, the bug gachas are not very impressive.
>>720231862It's a matter of faith anon.
>>720232676That’s pretty good luck seeing as how it’s a 3% chance for any 3*. Seiun Sky takes up what, less than 1% of that 3%? so more than the others but still
>>720225758genshin moves a shit ton at least for sony revenue wise iirc
>>720229148Gacha isn't videogames.
>>720232676Depends on which 3* horses you gotIf it's garbage like Biwa Hayahide or Wedding Air Groove, then yes you have bad luck.
>>720232860why did you go out of your way to click on a thread you hate and have a meltdown? is your autism that terminal?
>>720232617Is Rice Shower a loli? She always seemed more like a younger hebe to me.
>>720232554Parent autism will get you very far. My kitasan is LB1 and my creek is LB0 so I had to start planning the moment taurus ended.
Jannies love BBC. Uma has no cuck porn. So they are deleting uma threads while letting the BA and Nikker cuck spam alive.Simple as.
>>720232930more of a loli than urara
>>720232930Rice is actually one of the older characters she's in the senior class, she's just short
>>720232867>Air Groove>garbage
>>720232860By that logic, neither are arcade games because you have to insert a quarter to keep playing. Gacha games are free to play conversely, so no quarters necessary! Somehow arcade games are more anti consumer and yet that was the start of gaming as we know it.
>>720232990Haru is...different.
>>720232867>Wedding Air GrooveI thought the alt skins were literally just that, alt skins
>>720233139They are pretty different actually. They have some different events and completely different skills, growth rates, sometimes even stats and aptitudes
>>720233119NOTALOLI
>>720232112Just barely, won every race except 7th in arima kinen and no alarms needed. Very proud of her
>>720233189Look at those cuties! and Haru.
>>720228734We're official, cheers. Uma's in with the big boys.
>>720233139I have both Teios. The careers are the same but the racewear events are different, same goes for the personal and innate skills. I assume that alts are pretty different meta-wise
>>720231475Is that parent Rudolf 9 stamina?
Anytime anons post their mega horses I get insecure, am I just a third rate trainer?
>>720233223Loli doesn't mean "flat chest". We already have a word for flat chested girls: it's "flattie".
>>720233189Making Urara King's roommate and a friend of Rice was one the best thing they could do for those two characters
>>720231497They had to give her something since the real horse is such a pathetic incel
I've been trying to train bride top gun for an entire week as an ace and she just can't fucking do it even with +10% on both speed and stam>1200/900 no long s>900/1200 long s>spurt but end up with 900/900>all with a full mlb deck including kitasan I fucking hate her so much, I despise her
>>720232524Where does she rank in the slut tier list?
>>720233529loli refers to a character that is short, small and flat regardless of agecharacters like urara, mayano, rice, the president and more fit into this category
>>7202334435* stamina 3* power *6 turf with a couple of white sparks including ura
>>720233478Don't worry anon, I'm certainly worse than you
>>720223826Pretty much nowhere on the internet uses the same formatting for spoilers, so I dunno why you'd assume Discord's is universal.
>>720233139Which umas would be the WORST mothers?
>>720233478These mega horses don't appear out of thin air anon. They take countless runs and even other runs centered around their parents.If you play this game casually they should not bother you.
>>720233478Nobody's gonna be posting their umas if they're mediocre. Just remember there's a silent majority
>>720233652easy first place
>>720233735Winning Ticket would cry more than her kids
>fuck it I'll waste one 10 pull on Seiun >get Biwa and Alt Costume Teio instead ok I'll take it
>>720233735Urara...
>>720233478No need to get secure. People showing off their god umas have dumped tons of time and resources to making the perfect one, learning all the systems, breeding and so on. Just have fun with the game at your own pace and ask yourself “what would Urara do?”
>>720233735the ones whose bodies are too small to survive childbirthmayano, rice, urara, teio, etc...
I'm planning to stage a separatist coup for my club. If I register a new club to day on a spare account will I be able to earn ranking carats for the new club for october?
>>720233529Nishino Flower is a loliSakura Kinomoto is a loliIbuki Tanga is a loliRom and Ram are lolisAshley from WarioWare is a loliHaru motherfucking Urara is not a loli
>>720233802is this real? how did they pass it?
>>720233802I'm always uneasy not knowing if she's crossing her fingers behind her back, I like sluts, but sluts for (me)
>>720233478I don't even run a career every day.
>>720233890The cutoff is half of the month, but im not sure about a newly formed club. Probably?
>>720233835Alt Teio is beyond trash.She may as well just be a vanilla horse her unique NEVER activates.
>>720233890clubs rank a month after creation so nodanchou will make you pay for this btw, treason is not tolerated itt
>>720233835You have to take it. You can't refuse it.You aren't making the best of a bad situation. You are powerless to change what happened.You aren't settling. You are a slave.
>>720233890This early, yes I believe so
>>720233802HOLY MOLY
>>720233921Weve noticed. Danchou is thinking of giving you the boot
>>720233883Please take a look at this HOT chart
>>720233892my hands.... they're clapping on their own...
>>720233802Why is she wiggling her pinky finger like that?
>>720224443I feel kinda bad about being in this club I'm in because my fan count is WAY lower than everyone else's. I still turn on the game to do shoes and my dailies, but got damn I just burned out on the grind after like a month.
>>720233835>fuck it I'll waste pulls on Seiun out of the 195 I have>get opera, wedding air groove and taiki out of 190
>>720233735Seiun 100%
I think the porn ban on umas did wonders for the IP.I like to coom as much as the next guy, but I'm glad these threads are more about actively engaging with the material rather than just being another coombait dump. I don't think umamusume would ever have been as impactful if that were the case from the get go.Plus, the memes about the yakuza are funny.Arigato, yakuza-san.
>>720234051I'm not in a /v/ club for such reasons. I'm at home among my low rank brethren
P-please... just a few more borrows... JP server gets 50 daily...
>>720233890The game says your club can get ranked 16 days after creation, but it's actually the month after being created. Considering there's 120-160 anons across all clubs, I think making yet another one is pointless unless we get 29 more newfags out of nowhere.
>>720233981Dan Chou knows what he did. This is justice for the carries! Da real trainalowda be taking what we get comin!
>>720234053Onepiece and Dantsu are THAT thick?
>>720233657Loli has always been an age designation. Stop trying to make loli a normie-friendly term. There's nothing wrong about being attracted to young pubescent umas.
/v/ooners has had two coups already why is that club so unstable?
>>720234053Seeing Creek, Taiki, Meisho doto etc. around the top isn't surprising. Kitasan's hips caught me a bit off-guard
>>720234053Taiki Shuttle truly is best girl
>>720234161It was a joke, even /v/ma has players like you
>>720233835There is something off about Sky's banner, every time I see someone roll for it, they get either a e* Uma or the alt outfitEven I , who never managed to get a 3* with these banner rolls, managed to snag Rudolf
>>720234146>banmany people misunderstand that Cygames' warning about lewds wasn't >PORN IS NOT ALLOWED!!!but rather>don't be a fucking psychoit all started because some trolls sent fucked up guro of Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky to this ojisan here (their owner)It's more against disgusting fetishes than lewds themselves, the game itself is pretty lewd at times, not to mention it comes from japan and greatly appeals to otaku culture so porn is inevitable anyway.The Yakuza thing is a meme blown out of proportion to the point that most people genuinely believe it.
>>720232716>>720232613your pets dont love you they act like they do because they want food
>>720234176>More borrows a day>Guts isn't borderline worthless>Can see choice results in-game>Can reroll sparks>Support points getting axed, cards level up as you uncap themPlease accelerate the QoL changes too Cygames
>>720234053>taiki>gentildonnagood god
>>720234261Dantsu has way bigger tits and hips than I ever imagined
>my goldship loses to seiun sky in longworry
>>720220341damn, RIP
>>720234314I mean look at that fucking name
>>720234220That's good. We move after we get our carats from current club on the 2nd and believe me it's not pointless, Dan Chou had plenty of opportunities and I'm sick of the dirt nappers doing nothing. My spare will just sit in the stables until the day of the transfer.
*sips*Ahhhhh, your water is the best
>>720234314We had a coup? It was just 3 guys leaving on different days.
>>720234053>jobber caca bumped off the top 20 spicbros...
>>720234314DON'T LISTEN TO THE DANCHOUSDON'T LISTEN TO THEIR LIESUS POOR FOLKS HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE UNLESS WE ORGANIZE
>>720234053No way Hishi has hips that wide, is it hidden by her oversized shirt costume?
>Club civil warsThank God my danchou cares
>>720234401>big tits>big hips>big gun
>>720234347Kitasan always seems to be more stacked than what it seems at first
>>720234220/v/ooners leader is dead yet the club is active, which is why he probably wants to split off. Assuming vooners dies, we dont have enough open slots in the other clubs to take in all the migrants.
>>720234574Yeah, haha. By the way are you feeling sleepy?
>>720234475I would be happy with ONE of those.
>>720234475When is the guts meta?
Is /v/ooners the Venezuela of clubs?
club politics is one of my favorite things about these threads
>>720234053Just imagine being the guy that gets to officially measure all these umas.
>>720234856as their trainer it's vital information to create the perfect regimen
>>720234471You dont love your parents you just act loyal to them to get food money and shelter.
>>720234680Talk less.Smile more.Don't let other clubs know what you're against and what you're for.
>>720234846same. We should talk more about how my danchou is better than your danchou
>Get home from work>thread is going to die soon>ZERO ntr postsThe agenda must continue
>>720233835>do an impulse 10pull>9 1stars and 1 2star
>>720234401That's why she's the face of /v/ma (and my wife).
>>720234980Wait for it.
>>720235096COCKADODLEDOO
I THINK TAIKI SHUTTLE SUCKS
>>720234773You best start believing in Guts metas…You’re in one
>>720235143Yeah, me
>>720234846OH NO...
>>720234457What a badass...and he has the Seiunny? Life isn't fair.
>>720235143
>/v/ma just fishes people with 100M and stays completely stable>All other clubs are imploding or bleeding members mid-monthHard to deny they are the most /elite/
Ora ora! Danchou dont even waste your breathe on these small fry. Being the weakest member of /v/ma, that should be more than enough power to solo the rest of the Danchous all at once.
The danchou must fall.....leave him to me
if /v/ma is so great, why is this /v/maposter talking to himself so much? nobody else to talk to in /v/ma?
>>720234314because this nigger has been missing for 5 days and refuses to remove the leeches and inactiveswe have no officers either so it's literal anarchy here>>720234798more like Haiti lmao
>>720235298we only added two members this month. One was 100M, the other was 30M. We’re mostly just keeping steady, dont think there will be a ton more member changes unless someone leaves
>>720235332I leave it to you, then.
Cut them down, officers.
>>720235298I am nowhere near 100M and these guys still let me stick around for some reason.
>>720235410Sounds like he...biffed it.
>>720235410Sounds like you got some biff with that guy
From the ashes of clubs /v/mapyoi will rise. The century of conquest begins
>>720235473They aren't autistic about fan counts, I hope it stays that way honestly, keep that cancer in the /vg/ clubs, I missed my shot to be there so I had to look elsewhere
>>720235568You couldn't rise your way out of a cardboard bag!
danchode
>>720235019der/v/'s and /v/ma's danchous haven't even hit 40m fans so they are bottom tier danchous
GENERAL STRIKE NOW DANCHOU MUST FALL
>>720235473weve got a guy who has barely makes 500K fans a month. its nowhere near as sweaty as people think it is kek. 1/3 of the club does most of the heavy lifting and nobody wants us to become a “quota club”
>>720234308retard
>>720235624
>>720235723Don't talk like that about my danchou, I'd die for my danchou and my club
>>720235723KEK YOU TELL EM DANCHOU! THIS IS WHY YOURE THE GREATEST
>>720235624Why would you post this?
I love my club. I just wish everyone logged in at least once a week so I wouldn’t have to kick one or two trainers every week.
A club as grotesque as it's people. You dreamt of utopia. You saw the umas united as one. That dream died long ago. You should have done the same. /v/ooners will perish alongside you danchou. By my hand!!!!!
>>720235624...omedetou gozaimasu
>>720235973>>720235905>>720236025Why is everyone sad?
>>720235723>only /v/ clubs in the top 1000sounds like they're doing their danchouing right
>>720236091Urara died
>>720235587We try not to be, however, if it appears you aren't trying to do careers it looks like you're mooching and that's kinda dickish when we're all trying to do what we can to get the most out of the rewards and maintain rank.We have a guy who's been with us a month and still only has 4mil fans while the rest of us are getting up there.
>>720236091Anon... I...
>>720236091Haru just died.
/v/ooners has fallen, BILLIONS MUST DIE
I didn't realize you can tell what stat a green skill improves by just looking at what symbol is on it until yesterday
>>720236168>4mil fansWtf why dont you kick him out?
LAST FOR DIGIGOAT
/v/ma has an unfair advantage by having two Sneeds
>>720236151
rip haru uraramy fuarking hero
>>720236310>0 wit
>>720236310witlet
>>720236232Kek. DANCHOUS STRENGTHEN THE BORDERS THE IMMIGRANTS ARE FLOODING IN CLUBS
>>720236232Fuck. I only heard the bad news half an hour ago and now I finally find the thread and it's not just dying apparently I'm in a coup?!
>>720236232Don’t worry, all the clubs will join forces to calm the situation over therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOku5G3YuYo
IF 7 /v/ooners refugee crisis
Schizo deletedJanny defeatedUmas win again
LET ME IN /v/ma I WANT OUT
>>720236310>see the savvy skills so infrequently that i cant remember what the clipboard looking icon signifies
/v/ooners tripped and fell during a race...
>>720236168>>720236318That's me. I'm genuinely not trying to mooch though, I'm just not as balls deep in the game as I was when I started out. I've been trying to be a bit better about doing my careers lately. Gomennasai, everyone.
>another thread at 600 posts
check this 8 before we scatter
>>720236618almost every post past 500 is one /v/macel talking to himself thoughbeitfully
>>720236618>every time i see this i see Luz on the bottom left
KILL THE DANCHOUKILL THE DANCHOUKILL THE DANCHOUDEMOCRACY NOW
So who gets all of Urara's grass?
>>720236716me
>>720236618>>720236665>Club Revolt activated>Thread speed greatly increased in the last stretch of the thread.
>>720236716Distributed among other horses, which is what was happening when she started receiving shipments
Last for Mihono "Omega-Cutie" Bourbon.
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
>>720236665one of these days a janny is gonna ban me and delete all my posts, revealing that 76 of the posts in this thread are all mine and that I'm one of the danchous here
I cant help but feel all the outrage is not even from /v/ooners. It's a psyop, the coup is from another club!!!! WAKE UP IT'S A FOREIGN CLUB INTELLIGENCE OPERATION
>>720236821THE SONG OF ANGRY TOREINAS
>>720236598All good. Not gonna boot ya, but realize we got a lot of people in these threads that would kill for your spot.
Why didn’t Haru get a sticky? She’s a cultural icon.
tfw /v/ooners is still 30/30
ITS A CONSPIRACY DANCHOU MUST LIVE
>>720236894shut up with your baits
What the fuck is going on
>>720236986she is though
>>720237017failed /v/ma coup against /v/ooners i think
>Bakushin day>750 post thread yesterday>/v/ooners collapse and migrant crisisKek, all this in like a week
>how it feels to kick an inactive toreina and covering it up with emotes
ascend!
>Cygames gives out free stuff on the 7th>Haru Urara diedIt's all because of Cygenerious for giving us free stuff. We should never get free stuff again!
>>720236873I know it to be true. I can take my leave at the end of the month so people more into the game can hop in instead. I probably should have left the beginning of this month desu
Its a psyop, we in /v/ooners love our danchou
>the club yakuza politics is real
