THE GOD OF WAR MOVIE WILL BEGIN FILMING NEXT YEAR.
>guys let's get to 6 million subscribers, please, ok guys? Now
>>720258840This isn't cringe when you realise that being an adult is getting fucked in the ass daily by taxes and paying to survive in a fucking shit world where you can't afford everything you want
Are you a better man now?
>>720258694Can someone explain to me why /v/ is shitposting about GoW now?
>>720258694>the fat and lazy generation needs it to roll out instead of climbing in like a normal personFeeling like WALL-E was a documentary
>>720258996You have a children's idea of what being adult is.
>>720258694HYPE!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MY WIFE'S SON TO THE MOVIES, I HOPE IT'S LONG ENOUGH SO THE BVLL CAN TAKE PROPER CARE OF MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
>>720258996it is cringe when you need to ask your wife permission to buy things instead of just telling her to fuck off and then just buying whatever you want when you want because you pay the bills.
>>720258694still better than getting brutally stabbed by a nigger in a public transpo, getting gaslit by upper class liberals that "it's just an insignificant statistical chance" and you should just cope with it.
I am the father who stepped up
>>720258996Actually, yes, your own wife treating you like a child is cringe, you fucking mongoloid.
>>720259085Please tell me why I should pay taxes when I personally suffer at the poor quality of my countries infrastructure>>720259126>>720259186Do you honestly think the man wouldn't just buy a fucking steam deck if he really wanted to, the wife knows.
>This isn't cringe when you realise that being an adult is getting fucked in the ass daily by taxes and paying to survive in a fucking shit world where you can't afford everything you want
>>720258996If you're so broke that a meagre $350 purchase is going to bankrupt you or cause significant hardship, you're doing something wrong.
>>720258694it really doesn't help that he looks like basedjack
>>720259329>Literal trillionaires sitting on wealth doing nothing with it>No, you must pay for the shit other people breakNice selfie
>>720259384Give me $350 then if you don't need that money.
>>720259039>Feeling like WALL-E was a documentaryI swear, Wall-E was just Sega's Vector-Man mashed up with Short Circuit,
UnironicallyWhy is it always bald white guys?
>>720259670bald men are genuinely evil
>>720259696*white men are genuinely evil FTFY
>>720258903Reddit: it's confirmation that I am living in hell.
>>720259496Sent. ;)
We Must Be ______ ___
>>720259819You live a sad life if seeing others live their best lives makes you think you're in hell.
>>720259824It's crazy how I can dismantle your argument, or literally any argument by asking for some amount of money from you.In the end, if I were the one with money, I could pay you do to some really humiliating shit.
>>720258694God, it looks so retarded. Having some kind of cool sliding out wall, trap door, secret entrance, that could be a cool nerd thing, but it's just some out of the way niche bullshit.
>>720260019Wait, are you upser you received money?
>>720258694yo dawg dat cuckshed be straight bussin ong no cap frfr
>>720258694>he doesnt have a mid-life crisis pod under the stairslaughing at you
>>720259670Less time for shower, more time for wing wing wawooo.
>>720259085>>720259126>>720259186>>720259384None of you have a woman in your life, the note isn't "permission" to buy it. Its way too specific, she wants it for herself and this is her "cute little way" of asking him to buy it for her.
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>>720259126I only read about this shit on the internet. Every married person I know purchases whatever the fuck they want which they hardly do unless its a wealth generating asset. How did we go from 2010's minimalism movement to this shit? Hard mode: don't blame influencer marketing.
>>720258694There has to be a better way of closing the door than that. Just risk pinching your fingers every time okay.
>>720259126when i hear "wife" and "permission" in the same sentence i do that anton chigurh you married into it choke
>>720258694I use the space under the staircase to hide the cocaine stash
>>720259912Nta, but reality hits hard for those in those "lifestyles". I knew a guy who called me names for warning him against dating a troon only for it in to time to become a "open" relationship, then they were "polygamous" then later it turns out the troon and his other 2 faggots ran off with my friends money leaving him behind broke and he hasn't dated since.
>>720259670These people hole up in their house playing games so eventually they stopped giving a fuck about keeping appearance and hair becomes the first victim.
>>720258903my nigga Snorlax deserves better men
>>720261525A sliding door would be better, shit even a simple curtain.
>>720258694Do pc cucks really?
>>720258694This would cause energy problems what with that relaxed position trying to play games/work.
Imagine being a grown man living in your own house and not being able to have your own computer room/office.
>>720258903>that cold read on them being in an open relationship Makes me laugh every time.
>ITT: Unmarried virgins thinking they know how a marriage works
>>720258694I'm not advocating for cuckoldry or anything but I'm jealous of how these people can at least pretend to be happy. I can't really do that anymore and am probably gonna end up shooting myself. At least I'm not a cuck I guess
>>720263428If I was married, I would always hold power, or dump her entitled ass.
>>720258840Are you morons seriously seething over this? This is a "cutesy" woman joke, you eternal virgins.
>>720258694>waste all that time making this>don't even include a handle to easily pull the door closed
>>720259912on the contrary, it's you who lives a sad life if seeing others living self-destructive lives irrationally compels you to defend them from normal social scrutiny
>>720258694It's gonna get real hot and stuffy in there with the electronics running and the door closed. Considering how half-assed the door is I doubt he rigged any kind of ventilation up. Not to mention it seems like a pain the ass it is to slide in and out. On the plus side, the map of California on the wall there is great environmental storytelling.
>>720264726there was no thought put into it as if it wasn't obvious from wanting to cram yourself into a confined space that will take mere minutes to be unbearable. if you want the experience for free, just shut yourself into a small closet and see how long it takes for the air to become stale and stuffy.
>>720264607I think Im too white, Protestant, and wealthy to get it?
>>720258694Didn't the movie already come out?
>>720258903only in leddit where "people" go from hey guy look at this cute thing to yes I'm a cuck btw
>>720259279lol no wives rule marital engagements. Men know if they ask for divorce they will get fucked every time
>>720264868>>720265053He hooked it up to the house's ventilation system to prevent that
>>720264767There is a reason for this behavior>hhs.gov/sites/default/files/surgeon-general-social-connection-advisory.pdf
>>720258903>she's snuggled to the bullOh. My. Fuck.
>>720258996Nah. Being treated like a little bitch by your wife/SO is NOT cool.
>>720263428I'm married though.
>>720267976imagine orgasming inside your wife alongside another man. There's just no better feeling.
>>720258694WE MUST...
>don't condone being bossed around by your wife>you've just never been with a womanThat's insecurity. You don't have the balls to be thecman of the relationship, so you cope and say being a fag is the only way it works.
>>720266382I know i'm a mentally ill retard as well but it feels impossible to make friends so I wonder how much of it is me vs this.
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>>720258903Poor Snorlax.Probably stained with the bulls cum.
>>720264726>>720264868He doesn't actually work there, it's just made for normies to watch and go: "OMG, It looks like something made for intellectuals like me, wish I had one". And you bet they won't get up on their asses to make one, they refer to just dream about it.
>>720266382>VivekOpinion discarded
>>720261281>>720263428>>720264607This^
>>720258903KEK
>>720269584Good boy.
>>720258840Thanks dear
>>720258903The bull is white so according to /pol/this is fine
>>720258903I don't understand the bull position either desu, why would you want some pathetic cuck to touch your gf like that? Unless you don't really care about her and only there for daily sex and leave maintenance to the cuck.
