>game is fun with friends>no friends
>gachafaggot has no friendsLMAO
Clean it up jannies
>>720258891streamerman is my friendhe introduced me to horsegame
>didn't get the last post
>>720259125Unsurprising for a cultural phenomenon.
The horse game is so good.
>>720259125/v/ma musume bros... are we the baddies?
>>720259106
>open thread>schizos already malding after getting their assholes blown out last threadYou LOST!
Just let me talk about the funny horse game and no one gets hurt
>>720259125yeah yeah that's nice and all, but why haven't you done your 20 daily careers yet? are you trying to sabotage our club?
>>720258891Are you literally waiting on the catalog for new uma threads? Anon...
>>720258862"Fun with friends" has always been the escape hatch for every untalented developer that can't make their gameplay compelling on its own.
UMA MUSUME IS AN NTR GAME
Room doko
Reesu doko?
>>720258862umamusume isn't really a fun with friends game
>>720259296Why is sky so smug...
>>720259385make your own and it will fill in 10 seconds nigga
>>720259296Sex rankingKING>Seiun>Condor>Spe
>zoomie cringelords wanting to have friendsnot gonna happen
another W
My danchou is a cold-blooded killer.
be honest, how many of you guys are white i'm not
>>720259385what kind of room?
>>720259281I honestly think it pisses the threadshitters off that because, despite most umas being incredibly attractive, they are not like the whores in other gachas. There is more to the uma, they are mystical beings.
>game is fun without friends>friends want to play with you
This game is a goldmine for my "making tomboys act cute" fetish
I really like this horseWhat's she like? Is she obsessed with the self insert or the audience? What's her story? Can I roll her in global?
>>720259421fine, i've never made one before, how many should be allowed in? 9 for realism?
>>720259493did another coup happen in /v/ooners or what?
names are for friends so i don't sneed one
>>7202594940%
>>720259570what 3x3 levels of inbreeding does to an MF
>>720259583if you want to make a gemini practice room do thishost>tenno sho(spring)>advanced>9 runners>firm conditions, sunnythen post itt
>>720258862>have friends>game is not fun with friends
>>720259494My skin is kinda white but I 100% identify as ORGULLO LATINO
>>720259504Or, more reasonably, its some other gatcha game tribalist considering the schizo never visits the ZZZ or genshin thread.
>>720259598probably didn't compete their quota
>>720258891fpbp
>>720259504That and each career is wholly separate so there's no harem building which is what most pathetic gacha players desire.
>>720259570She's my wife.
>>720259382these are horses tho?stop being a brownoid
>>720259680Alright, bring your ace horse. 65191681
I got overconfident. I thought I could get Sky. I got Spetard and Smart Tardcon and no Sky. I can't spark either. It's so fucking over.
>>720259718>>720259598Nah its some club I saw on /vg/Its a casual club but its pretty high rank (~1300) Theres no fan quota, those guys just hadnt logged in for around 2 weeks
How do you reply without sounding angry?
>>720259801>I can't spark it either.Anon...
>>720259493Damn and I was having doubts about my recent kicks
>>720259717You won't divide us /pol/schizo.
>>720259801sounds like you're the real retard here, good job bricking yourself.
>>720259801>>I can't spark either.>He didn't follow Rule 0
>>720259793>someone sent in 2 horses
>>720259559trve trve
>>720259296Go easy on him, gals. He doesn't have a whole lot going on right now...
>>720259559also giving tomboy designs huge fucking tits
>>720259847Simple, I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>7202597935/9, 4 slots left for an /v/ma gemini test run
>>720258862>no friends>game is not fun
89840064Arima KinenWinterHeavy RainAwful MoodOne D rank Uma or below1/16
Who is the Rean Schwarzer of Tracen Uma Academy?
>>720260132I'm not doing this
>>720259849>>720259886>>7202599242 big packs will get me there and I still have those 3 discount ones..... Maybe I am just stupid.
>>720260180oguri cap
>>720260185That's okay, it's not a real room anyway
>>720260180Special Week
>>720258862I love special week! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If she ever gets a 2nd anime (she won't), how would they remake her story to not be shit?
Be real with me bros. Does my Taiki Shuttle have a chance against front runners next cup?
>>720260361She'd have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>720260132I don't think I even own a D or below uma that isn't a HOPELESS McQueen
>this was a handsome horse according to 90's japan
>>720259125SHITsong could never
how many kitasans do you need for her to become useful again? cause i just got a totally random one from a pull to add to the one pity kitasan i got when she came out
>>720260361>special week but edgier and hates women and chesnuts
>>720260180Kitasan Black>Show up>Win>Haha…
>>7202597938/9, one slot left.
this game doesn't even have "booster packs" with meta cards like other card games
so who is calling?
What is even a hamburger steak? Is it just a slightly bigger patty without buns?
>>720260386Let's find out!669356021 Uma per anon
>>720260515>Rean SCHWARZER>Schwarzer means Black>Kitasan BlackHaha... that's our Kitasan...
>>720260627Why do so many horses have slutty thongs showing.
>BOFA not even 3 seconds after leaving the gateMayanobro...
>>720260627so Gold City but a bratty loli
>>720260629Basically yeah
BOFA deez nuts
>Awful moodANON MY HORSE IS ALREADY SHIT AAAIIIIEEEEEE
Etoooo what have I missed today?
>>720260685BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>720260726I don't get it.
>>720260361Movie about 1999 tenno sho autumn to japan cup to arima kinen
>>720260663HOLY KINO
>>720260629Yes its better with rice anyways
>late start, rushedA-at least she got 2nd place...
>>720260685>got 5thshut the FUCK up i won in spirit
>>720260132>D rank or belowliterally made for me
>>720260862That's the spirit!
>>720260616mambo
>>720260616because its not a tcg its a raising sim
>>7202606302/9Let's see if anyone brings a Seiun this time.
>>720260132I dont have any i glued them all
>4thwell shit. was hoping for better from my wife but the golshi pack destroyed the end of the race
>they fixed the banners>taurus losers remain cucked
he's right you know
>>720261017A-Anon who is supposed to have mile aces this early
>>720261017I haven't even finished my gemini runs lmao
>>720260769need to pad the post count somehow. we can't let him win.
>>720261073wait the taurus titles were not supposed to be like that? what the fuck
>>720261017is everyone just running their team trials aces?
>>720261073i feel cucked, getting 2nd in taurus group A and having nothing to show for it
>>720261074
>>720261167I believe that's how it was in JP too. They just left it as is for...reasons>>720261217Same
>>720260361I genuinely believe that all of the "important" umas have a chance of their own spinoffs if the franchise keeps this level of popularity, especially horses like special week since her story isn't as long as someone like oguri
>>720261189I'm running a random uma that happened to get Mile S and have decent stats/skills. Haven't started actively training for next CM yet
>>720261017Bring more Suzukas
>>720261129need more doujins with implied horse sexo
>>720261341>implied
oh here comes the illegal stuff
>>720261063I could've run my golshi too but thats boring, I wanna see a non-End closer win one of these for once.
>>720261017>3 SuzukasHell yeah8/9
>>720261298grrrrrrr stop posting this! i don't come here for this!
>>720261375>I could've run my golshi too but thats boringyeah exactly, i know my golshi is better but i didn't want to run her for that
>>720261423fucking heartbreaking
>>720261074seeing all the other anons getting CM wins with f2p decks reignited my passion for this game
my little pony is shit.
>>720261189Depends on the anon. You should bring your best mile Uma, you might be pleasantly surprised.
>>720261423
>>720261492We know. Umamusume mogs the shit out of that kiddy crap.
DAHHHBY
>>720259570Nobody replied properly
Here we go
>>720261217We got 1500 carrots and 8 tickets at least... haha
>>720260627
>late startFUCK
NOT AGAIN
>>720260361>turn her into a loner that hates grass wonder and el condor pasa for trying to get her to open up>she hates suzuka for being a try hard speed addict>seethe continues throughout her training while gradually learning about team spica>witnesses suzuka crash and burn and has a sudden change of heart>gets told racing is super serious business for umas by suzuka in the hospital>losing against grass reinforces this point>spe starts making a come back and becomes less and less incel up to the episode where she defeats that french nigger>last episode is her retirement race against grass wonder>jobs>post credit scene where grass wonder rapes herbasically TWEWY but uma
>>720261621>>720261628Gluezuka sissies...
Good day fags I saw that you now have a loser spamminghttps://userstyles.world/style/7023/4chan-preview-blurrerReminder that there exists image blurrers that can be used on tamper/violentmonkey/4chan-x other than the one I posted.spammers like to think they can scare people away but remember that as a PC USER you can control anything that is displayed in your monitor. if you guys have a codemonkey I guess you could try to rig a /bag/ like blacklister/whitelister based on deleted images timer.
>>720259570Still in Love.Still in LoveStill in LoveStill in LoveNo
why is this freak embedding cp into images
>4th againWhy am i so bad at this game. im like neicha but instead of 3rd im always 4th
>S Turf S Mile 1157 Speed 1071 Power Suzuka lost to a Groundwork SuzukaWhat the fuck?
>>720261621>>720261628
>>720261673Thanks for the IP grabber.
>>720259570>>720259570yandere uma that loves (you) too much and not yet, maybe in 2 years
>Vodka secondHonestly I thought I'd end up in last.
>>720261564>What's she like?Exactly what you think, textbook yandere schizo>Is she obsessed with the self insert or the audience?Self-insert, just like the IRL jockey>What's her story?Real horse was very attached to her jockey, so much so that after seeing him with his girlfriend the shock made her never run the same again>Can I roll her in global?In three years you canShe's fun but not exactly an original concept in this kind of medium, she has a unique career with special effects though
>>720261673Oh yeah, I use something like this every time I go to /bag/.The schizo spamming is just some assmad kiddy upset that people are talking something he doesn't approve of though, pretty easy to ignore.
I miss her.
>>720261628>666 wit
>He doesn't have a Taurus titleLmao
Imagine being this pathetic LMAO
>>720261423I wish I saved it but I saw a comic of her finally catching up with everyone only for them to all disappear in the final panel and let me tell you, I thought people were getting a bit melodramatic about her death but that one got to me
>>720261802We all do, anon...
>>720261564She is completely and utterly obsessed with (you) far beyond any other uma, there is some implied supernatural shit going on with her to the point that over the course of her career the screen progressively gets redder, her ending is supposedly bittersweet but i can't tell you how much since my japanese isn't that good yetunless you get her good ending with the hot spring ticket
>>720261746I don't even question it at his point, i just expect failure, and the green devil had the gall to tell me i had low speed
E-EL GIGANTE...
>>720261789Baggers are such faggots it's unreal. They're the reason mobilefags couldn't post images in private browsing modes, right?
>>720261961what a disgusting freak
Does /v/ma have any drawfags? Why doesn't someone draw something for /v/ictory stakes
>>720260395That is a given>>720260514>>720260770>>720261637Man, you guys really hate Spe that much. >>720261292I can certainly see like dozens of uma getting their anime and manga before Spe get it again. Shame that spotlight was kind of shit.
>>720261789Do you seriously take us all for retards or what? First you spam cp then you post a supposed solution in the form of a suspicious app accompanied by AI slop.
>>720261961Dantsu at the back
>>720261915Same, same
Whoever procs Angling and Scheming wins.
>>720261993If there are any drawfags I want to see Kitasan, Sweep, Super Creek, and Eishin Flash all having a party in Guts training.
>>720262005>CSS>suspicious appRetard
>>720261746My state is too shitty to care and/or do something about that kind of stuff, but thanks for the help.
>>720261993You got the Mayano drawing and someone is still working on Ingerland Makeen
>>720261993We have one but he's overloaded with requests right now, drawing like four different images. He did the special week v janny one
Stop putting Bakushin on the jukebox
need gyaruma
>didnt get demolished thats a personal victory for me
>>720262080meant for >>720261673
Continue to put Bakushin in the jukebox
>>720261993I won't lie, I want to see the acupuncture chick as Kenshiro.
>>720262125Another 50 Bakushins are already lined up
>>720261993i think one anon drew a very cool image with satono diamond being mad at (you) crying for not getting kitasan but i didn't save it
>>720262125
>>720261993im planning to do something like picrel for the winners. so far its just mayano>>720262001i really like special week... her rl self anyway. her anime counterpart didnt hard enough on her pretty messed up life and a lot of her references fly over people's head unless they read deeper into the horse's life which they wont
>>720262154more of a jackal than anything
>>720261993There is pic rel anon who i believe posted burger king halo and a couple more
So the problem with front runners is that if they don't stay ahead of everyone else, they lose. Then I guess the other two runners should be end/late closers? Or maybe it's better to flood the front with a triple front runner comp?
>>720258862>try playing with friends >they are all obnoxious sometimes it's a blessing
Guess you'd better get well soon!
>>720262354The meta is at least 2 front runners or none at all. They need to push each other.
>>720262309I was thinking from the pressure point aspect, she pokes your umas and then your run's bricked if you get unlucky.
>>720262136i'd say you're going against the top 10% of players bar whales so don't feel too bad about loses against fellow /v/manons
>>720262436>you're going against the top 10% of playersGee, t-thanks
>>720262436Why are /v/2p NEETs so powerful?
>>720262103I have like 7 requests and really need to finish norf mcqueen, I haven't been able to post much due to work reasons but I do want to draw something to hype up /v/ictory stakes (like a VS match poster between maya and goldship) pic rel is the first concept of a possible maya logo i was planning to use
>>720262354If you have one really good front runner you could use another one to help block for her. There's also skills like Hesitant Front Runners and Speed Eater to slow the enemy down. Maybe Opening Gambit if you're running a Late/End Closer.
>>720262596Collaborative, competitive minmaxing. These threads have been a really useful resource for figuring my own shit out as a F2P
here's my new daiwa, what do you guys think?
Is there a chronogenesis to see who's employed so I can kick them off my neet clu/v/?
>>720262693Really good, but Angling and Scheming would've been fantastic here
>>720261936Holy shit that sounds awesome in the context of being an uma career.
>>720262681Same same, I've learned a lot. Thanks for all the useful advice /v/ros WAGMI
Rest easy, sweet girl.You'll never have to eat a pickle again.
>>720262696Anon we are all NEETs here
Alright, I'll make one more gemini room, 18 slots open, bring your 3 umas you'll use.87604980
>>720262752>This is what Urara hell looks like
>>720262596Because we actually play videogames
>>720258862Even if you're friendless a good multiplayer game is still fun even with matchmade randoms. If you need friends to play it's garbage.
>>720262742nvm I'm dumb and I didn't see the Gourmand. She's really good
>>720258862>friends are kill
>>720262696Yeah, it's called linkedin saaaaar
>>72026279118 slots rooms are useless because the skills and horses will behave differently than they will during geminiits why all rooms are 9 players
>>720262696I'm a software engineer
>>720259570>What's she like? Is she obsessed with the self insert or the audience?Its a meme story but the real life horse (mare) really LOVE her jockey. She will always keep winning for him. It was rumored one day, during a normal stake, she was her jockey with GF (human female). This made her goes nuts. She stop winning races altogether, suffer some stomach problem, then pass away.
>>720262884Well shit, I'm retarded. I'll still let it run for fun i guess.
>>7202626932 whites aren't enough to supplement a lack of a gold but you could get lucky
>>720262882You know CyGames this mourning process would be a lot easier if you would throw a few carats our way..
>>720262895>she was herShe saw her*
>>720262883>linkedin
>>720262891you're a code monkey drop the fancy title
>>720262436I dunno, I got second and it's probably because only one frontrunner can proc Seiun's skill. I don't know what the hell I should do because I can't really use that skill with Vodka.
>>720262951can you go be poor somewhere else, please?
Get back to those careers already or I'll tell danchou
>>720262891Danchou i want this guy gone in a body bag
>>720263009Chrono sex
>>720262983>Imagine facebook, but worse
>>720263009I only did 1 career today
>>720262942gotta say I wasn't prepared for opera to straight-up propose to the trainer during her storything is I don't even think it was out of love she's just way too invested in being a dramatic theater kid and it probably just felt right in the moment
>>72026279115/18, the first evil nature has entered the pitch
>>720263009You can't make me
>>720262998B-but I'm so sad because Ura-- FORGET ITWE ARE GETTING FUCKED DUE TO THE ACCELERATED SCHEDULE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS THROW US A FUCKING BONE YOU JEWS!
Host the gemini room
Game is fun with friends is the same as game is fun with mods, if it can't stand on its own it's shit.
>great goldship run>get charming early on, locked in spurt, maestro, and got director's BoFA>year 3 fail a 95% success at a +60 stam training>roll horrifically and get -20 stam and mood bad>training restricted to a guts where nobody was ignoring a potential fatty rainbow speed>rest>night owl>mood awful>fails to recover night owl 2 tries in a rowTHIS FUCKING GAME
>>720263009I'm doing one right nowwho is this bitch anyhow?
>>720263009I am the danchou though.
>>720263009I am YOUR danchou YOU get back to doing careers
>12th jesus christ, every time i do poorly i feel like i've failed my overlord.
Are 50mil fans good enough to get into a /v/ club?
>>720263341Of course, post ID
>>720263341Post ID asap
>>720262997I gotta remember to post pictures, but seriously I have no idea what I should be doing for miles.
>>720263341BAGGED
>Forgot to switch my McQueen from Front to Pace to trigger Gourmand>Instantly gassed10000 iq trainer right here
How long do I have to wait after leaving a group before begging on /v/ to join a new one?
I am NEVER gonna get better RNG.
>>72026348724hs
>>720263501AIEEEEEEEEEEE GRASS-DONO HAVE MERCY
>>720263501>Medium Sthis would be a god horse if it had mile S
>>720263413>>720263371>>720263361My club is stuck at C+ and they're not really active so i'm thinking about leaving. 964995724342
>BOTH of my end closers got brockedA-At least mcqueen took third
>>720258862>Haru diedSadness consumes me
>>72026348724h, you can still get invites if you leave your ID>>720263561You need to quit to get invited I think
80603794 cm2 test
>>720263561You'd have to leave the club and wait for the 24h cooldown to wear off to join another one
>>720258862make friends?
>>720263501im jealous. i can never get grass to listen when i do her career. The stam requirements for her long races also fuck over my build too
>>720259296seiun sky is crazy, makes for crazy sexking halo has biggest boobs and will ohoho at your tiny chinpo
>>720263341You would be wise to join to /v/ma.
>>720261637>post credit scene where grass wonder rapes heri don't remember this scene from twewy
>>720263532
>>720263501Holy based that is such a strong grassI jelly
>>720263665I got extremely lucky with charming early and good rainbows and a single mood down event. Tons of Well-Rested too. Only way it could've been better is if I had good Etsuko rng for stat crumbs.
>>720263623>>720263585>>720263671i just left my club but apparently i need to wait 24h to join a new one so i'll ask again tomorrow
>>720263610results
Is there any girl you’d like to race mix with?
>>720263802OH NO NO NO NO NO TAISHINKEKS
>>720263802Narita jobshin...
>>720259474I want to let you know I've seen you post this bear twice in the past two days and I'm thankful for that
>>720263409If you want to run her as a late you might want to do the emperors might>triumphant pulse combo and make a dedicated debuffer for front/pace
host it
>>720259125probably dynasty warriors which is a wild thing to say
>>720263610damn i missed out
>>720263802>All A+Whale, Whale, Whale and more Whale
lol
>>720258862most of my friends have disowned me because I sniff gear and rant about Jews
>>720263802So it happened AGAIN
>>720263869
>>720263561I sent you one beforehand, although I bet you'll get more invites. Either way, /v/mapyoi has a free slot right now
>>720263869this game unironically reminds me of dynasty warriorsreal life historical figures in a videogame type of stuff.
>>720259125>[Deleted]
>>720263892
>>720263896>Beloved horse dies>Check out my merchSome people literally have negative IQ.
>>720263896Is the horse owner okay with this?
>Wha-- ACK
You guys think that's usable in Cancer? Stats aren't capped but Double S and relatively good skills.
>>720263896globesissies...
>>720263896>pedoskyeverytime
>>720263858I don't have a ton of options for front since I don't have any of the meta milers. Mainly using her because I'm starved for options.
>>720263896What a fucking idiot>>720259125LMAO
>>720264026Worse, Twitter
>>720263997Legacies? That's absurd
>>720263830>>720263837what's worse is that my own taishin came in 4th, she procc'd shadow unlike my goldshi>>720263892these are the decks of 1st and 2nd, you are a shitter lol
>>720263952Did jannies seriously delete that?Here it is again for those who missed it. In short: jannies got BTFO (again)
>>720263869I forgot Monster Hunter came out this year
How the fuck are people getting these absurd umas with only MLB srs. I have MLB kita and don't even get stats that high
>>720263938thanks i'll check it again once the 24h wait period is over
>>720264206Breedtism + smart borrows, making optimal choices in careers so you're not wasting energy and maximizing stats (a lot of you are fucking up on this part, I know I was until I course corrected), but most importantly doing a ton of careers until you get the perfect luck
>fail a 2%alright, time to use a mini roll>
>>720264104normies forgot too
Wow that was close
>>720264089Actually scratch that, it was event FASTER
i'm just grinding maya careers to get enough event points for the last dober card
Why is the song used so much?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1DnOm0DdQU
host the gemini room
>>720263938love that she's a glass cannon
>>720264206Sparks and good rainbows
>>720264080NTA but looks like speed/stam mixture if I had to guess
>>720264287>I know I was until I course correctedYou mind explaining what helped you? I try to spread my training pretty evenly between speed, stamina and power, i never rest and only train wit, I do G1s when there is nothing better to do and I prioritize getting friendships to orange before the first summer
>>720264287>making optimal choices in careers so you're not wasting energy and maximizing stats (a lot of you are fucking up on this part, I know I was until I course corrected)QRD?
>>720264293Fuck you
>>720263997>Long S>Straightaway Spurt>SS in speed and staminaI only get either Long S or spurt but never both in my runs even with double circle...this shit is not fair!
>>720264206Most SRs are very very good. If you look at this, Kitasan's main appeal is that she shows up in training a lot which is GREAT but ultimately it's mostly an RNG equalizer. Training with SR King Halo, Eishin Flash, Narita Taishin or Sweep gives more stats at Max friendship and Great. Kitasan only gives 70 training effectiveness overall, Eishin Flash gives a whooping 90, Tosho 80 and Taishin 75. King Halo gives less at a meager 55 but she gives +1 base Power which more than makes up for it. With perfect RNG all of these SR cards are better than Kitasan.
>>720264293>scrounge up enough for a 10 pull>really want sky>get smart falcon
>>720263561I can free you a slot in der/v/
>>720264496Reposting: >There’s a few optimizations that newer players can get tripped up on and I know one that is a common newb trap: going for raw stats during an event rather than picking the option that gives you more energy.>Take “extra training” for instance. You may be tempted to say yes, and take that extra 5 speed at the cost of 5 energy, but that’s not a good deal. 5 Energy is far more valuable because when you do rainbow training, you get waaaaay more stats, and you need your energy topped off to ensure you can. So energy is everything. During new years celebration, you have the choice between energy, raw stats, or skill points. A newb might go for the stats and think thats the best option. Its actually the worst option. Refilling energy is priority one. If that’s already full, then you take the skill points, because buying skills is important. All of your raw stats are gonna from sparks, inspirations, and mostly rainbow training. Remembering which events give you energy or special conditions like practice perfect/charming WILL make the difference.>The other thing is mood bonus. At good mood, you get 10% mood bonus, great at 20%. You want to keep your mood at great after the first year or so. You should have cards like kitasan and others that will automatically raise your mood early on with events. Rainbow training at normal/bad mood means you’re missing out a lot, especially since cards have “mood bonus”, some more than others, so keeping a great mood is very important for maxing stats.>And on the topic of first year, your priority is not stat maxing but rather getting all of your support cards to the orange level which triggers rainbows training. It doesnt matter if they’re in guts or whatever, if 3 or 4 of them are lined up in one category, you get a bonus. If they are offering a hint with the red exclamation point, that allows you to raise their affinity even faster along side more stat boosts and skill hints. Prioritize raising kita/creek.
>>720264496>>720264508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqErrnjnmHcBasic training guide for all of you. Not that anon but it's easier to explain with a video
>>720263896Thats kinda sad they were excited to reveal their merch and then this has to happen Id buy the Haru t-shirt
I'm gonna touch it, wish me luck.
>>7202644815* stamina and 3* power 6* turf in a rudolf parent, 6* stamina 3* speed 9* long in oguri parent both with ura finale sparks and other whitesT. Own that goldship
>>720263996Harus original owner was an asshole who abused her She was being looked after by a group dedicated to her well being
>got kicked from A+ Club for slacking>join B+ Club because it's so hard to find decent rank Club not invite only and Discord groomer only>also now complaining about slackerssisters, we've been had nothing but URA campaign for like 3-4 months give me a fucking break.
>>720264618Out of characters but these are some pretty obvious things that most of you might know already. If you want to minmax, then just read the doc in full, because there's more stuff you might have missed/glanced over. https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4
>>720264618to add to this, you also have to learn and recognize how your run is going, is it a highroll? is it shit and being delegated to a parent? also learning when to farm facility levels by doing single rainbows or gambling on highrolls for 2 rainbow trainings at min, you can't learn this from reading but from gamesense
>>720264676You da man anon
>B shitter the whole way through>usually do 3 or 4 spd, 2 stm and maybe a friend card to tardwrangle moods>try a run with a balanced deck (2 spd/2stm/2wit) despite always hearing it's a bad call>A rank, undefeated
>>720264618Oh, I do all this already.
>>720264697Join a /v/ club. Nobody cares. Theres a guy in /v/ma with 4 million fans and no one wants to kick him out
>>720264741Yeah, I feel most players will naturally pick up on this stuff the more they play and if they think about the risk/reward of each option critically. So if you really wanna minmax, just grind more and you'll figure it out>>720264697So then join a /v/ club, none of them have quotas. Just log in every couple of days, you don't even need to do careers.
>>720264782cute boy
>>720264206Lots of runs to proc RNGesus.I love my golshi as my first A+ but she only has stats and not too much else.
>>720264697/v/ma has been very chill despite our sweat lord rank. I swear, /v/ groups in various games since 2010 have had some of the more well-adjusted adults I've met online.
>>720264796>>720264849(but i like leeching those gibz)
>>720264782There may be more micro-optimizations you can make, but a lot of it is doing so many runs until you get lucky. But each choice does affect your run, and there are times where bad choices can brick a run, other times where you need to gamble for higher stats. In fact, most F2P "whale killers" involve a lot of risk when chasing after rainbows. To get maxed out stats, you have to be a little risky, sometimes a lot.
>>720264919Which cards did you use for that golshi?
>>720264754I borrowed the oguri parent do you want the ID? It has 2* straightaway spurt 2* ura and a bunch of other stuff
Doing these CM prep races has shown me that the whole "max stamina is more important than speed" is complete bullshit, max speed is still way more importantEvery single time the max speed + long S uma wins
>>720264796We ought to stop singling that guy out, he's got 5M now and said he's gonna try harder (or that he might even leave next month). If you're reading this bro you aite, do your best
>>720264962Not even a maxed kita
>>720264936is /v/ma the highest out of all the clubs right now?
36404711145565559 slots gemini rooms
>>720265064The top 3 are /v/ma, Der/v/ and Oy Neigh
>>720265006Anon if you got a second could you explain the thought process in your run or any tips that you might give to people who want to achieve something similar? I remember you said you got lucky, but is there anything else you feel people ought to know? Were you doing super risky rainbows or how did it pan out? Charming early on in the run that sort of thing or what
>>720265042I'll try 3 speed/stam on my taishin and golshi and pray to dear God I get rainbows
>>720258946
>>720265006yes could you post the Oguri plz
>>720265107that filled up fast lol
>>720265064/v/ma is the only one in A (A+?) Rank. Then der/v/ and /v/mapyoi are climbing to A rank. The rest of the clubs are all B+ /herse/, oy neigh, /v/ooners and Horse MD
>>720264616Thanks! See you in 23h.
>>720265227most /v/ and /vg/ rooms fill in mins since realistically there's only space for 2 anons
>>720265158it's sad because discussing a video game thread on /v/ shouldn't be seen as some kind of act of rebellion. I imagine even reddit isn't this strict when takling about fucking video games.
>>720259958>fus ro dah???????
>>720258862>game is fun with friends>game is not fun without friends>game is not fun>friends are fun
>>720265229Just A for now, hovering in the high 500s/low 600s. I think A+ is somewhere in the 400s, we were there when a lot of clubs were getting sorted out at the start of the month, but rank has stabilized a bit now. We seem to be holding this position but just an A for now
>>720263896i know he didn't mean "buy my merch lol", but as my father says, intentions matter little in the face of reality
>>720265157If you can get 15 or more stamina sparks then 4/2 speed/power is easily doable too on enders.3/3 works better for pace for me.
this is an underrated gacha for footfags
>>720265064
>>720265107good races anons, taishin really seems like a feast or famine uma tending more towards the later
>think my umas are good>take part in any /v/ room>never win a single one WAAAAAAAAAGH
>>720265558Wait a second my clan is rank 129 and I thought it was a 4chins clan.
>>720265508is that supposed to be a tachyon x cafe fusion
>>720265562It's good to have a reality check, however: >>720262436/v/ minmaxers are pretty strong, you're playing against people that easily got Platinum trophies, of which there's over a dozen scattered around in each club or so
>>720265559from all the results i've gotten with my goldshi and taishin, taishin usually wins like 30% of the time if goldshi didn't steal it already, but she's still pretty strong in the rare cases goldshi jobs or doesn't proc spurt
>>720265562me too :c
>>720265558I'm happy that we'll have 4 rank A clubs in no time. 5 if /herse/ picks up the slack and 6 if /v/ooners rises from the ashes. We're all gonna make it.
>>720265628Could be /vg/, they have a top 100s one IIRC. How do you not know what fuckin club you're in lol
>>720265674
>>720265562This Uma never won a single /v/ room but is a group A Taurus Cup winner.
>>720265717
>>720265558Damn it really is neck and neck for that third placeI'm gonna start blitzing Oguri runs with my TP30s to contribute
>>720265558there was some guy from horseMD who was mad that nobody is including them in the "/v/ clubs list"Thing is I haven't heard a WORD from those fuckers in weeks. Everyone was trying to get a status update on them but not a peep. Apparently they're doing alright, but there's like a million HorseMD clubs and we dont know which is which. As for /v/ooners, the danchou being missing is really fucking over the active players in that club. Someone even said they were going to form a new club in the ashes of them since the leader wont prune the people who are inactive for weeks, and the leader goes missing for days and days himself
>Join /v/ rooms>Lose every match>Join public matches>Win 5/5alright then
>>720265443My best stam spark is an 8, I guess I could borrow a 9 and do 4spe/2pwr and see how it goes, for power should I use 2 SR or Amazon + borrow Vodka/Yaeno/Oguri?
>>720264667how do i unlock the hot spring? the winning ticket does nothing
>>720265712I was invited randomly and never bothered to check.
>>720265558Horse MD bros...
>>720265769
>I'M NOT A KID!>Mood Down>I'M NOT A KID!>Mood Down>I'M NOT A KID!>Mood DownSCREW YOU MAYONNAISE TOPGUNCOME HERE AND KISS ME
>>720265785>>720265818Yeah, not to be rude but there are 9 horse MDs. Maybe a member could tell us what their mascot Uma is so we can check on them
602441009981797038748403cm 2 rooms
>>720265845please delete this, i don't feel like killing myself tonight
>>720265558>top 2 clubs>kentuckyYUP ANOTHER GAIJIN VICTORY
>>720265797You don't really need power for gemini, you want about 1500 or more effective stamina so I wouldn't go with power cards.Otherwise sure why not, vodka gives stupid amounts of power
>>720265674>>720265717>>720265769>>720265845Fuck.
>>720265845>>720265938
>>720261673Why the FUCK doesn't 4chan X or any forks have this built-in?
>>720265769>>720265845DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>720265845I'm laughing and tearing up at the same time.
Soul. Can't wait to watch this race.
>>720265558Uhh /v/ma bros...I didn't realize they were that hot on our heels
>>720265558what are they feeding /v/ma and der/v/?
>>720265146Sure anon I'm happy to help, I had to spark both kita (LB1) and creek (LB0) so I had to make due without any SSRs my biggest tips are>Get your parent done ASAP be very smart and plan ahead what type of parent you want it to be, in my case I built the grandparents of my rudolf to be compatible with my entire team thus saving myself from having to make multiple parents>Only train wit sparingly and strategically I never got it beyond level 3, after 400 stats its diminishing returns so you should only be training it to delay trainings, maximize friendships or when there is no better option or you want to save the energy>energy management is key, make sure you're paying attention to the calendar and what free energy events are coming up so you don't waste any>Never get your mood below great unless you know for sure an event will raise it soon>weigh risks accordingly, 25+% failure rate is too much UNLESS you're getting 50+ stats, only gamble if you are willing to let the run turn to glue >don't be afraid of resting but you should be managing your energy to not rest often>front runner until hopeful stakes >limit optional races to only G1s and only if it has a purpose (example: do i need more skill points?)>if borrowing your parent like I did mix and match new strategies, fish around until you find the perfect compatibility don't get stuck using a shitty one when you haven't tried a potential much better>have a lot of patience don't burn out or you'll rage commit mistakes, step outside if frustrated and try later>URA finale gives 60+ stats. Don't forget that and overtrain (so dont train the stat anymore if you're already at 1140 or 340 wit)>hints give friendship, prioritize the cards that will have the biggest bang for your buck in your runThere's a bunch of other things too but they come with experience. Once you got your first great parent runs will be much smoother, feel free to ask any questions and ill be happy to answe>>720265206206718009054
>>720265558CUT IT OUT
>>720265953I misunderstood completely lmao, but if I go 4/2 spd-stam wouldn't I be short on power as an end closer or I should just hope to max out speed and stam to go full power until the end of the career?
>>720266157Thank you!
>>720266135Oh, thank you for reminding me to start.>t. danchou
>>720266150
>>720266230;;;_;;;
>>720266150fresh blood
Is it just me or Grass Wonder unique simply never procs? Any idea how to make it more consistent?
>>720266230No rush, thanks bud!
>>720266150Skub
Stacked
Narita Trashin
>>720266291If you have great stats, you might not ever qualify for using it in Career even as a Late Surger because you're probably at the front of the pack.
>>720266185Yeah I fucked up with my original post, I meant that if you have enough stamina sparks, you can go 4/2 speed/stamina and still hit S+.It's weird but everyone is saying that you can kinda ignore power for this cup but having skills like straightaway spurt will still make a huge difference in the race. However you can't get it from cards if you are going speed/stam. It needs to be inherited from a parent like your Taishin.
>>720259172>cultural phenomenon>When only being able to retain about 20,000 players (https://archive.is/klMLO)And only the image had anything to do with uma. Just shut your mouth and keep playing.
>autosaged
>>720265558>der/v/ catching upAlright fine, time to pick up the slack
/v/ma is holding a memorial race for Haru Urara. 18 Uraras, one Arima Kinen.This is the Urara Kinen.4941 0226Feel free to spectate.Let's send her off with a big win, bros.
>>720266150der/v/? Did someone say...Dah...Dah...
i just won the ura finale long for the first time by total accident, using maya
>>720266481Er, 16*, but you get what I mean.Race starts now!
>>720266481>isn't a dirt sprint race
>>720266498
>>720265935
>>720266486dont say it!
>>720266469Struggle all you want!
>>720266535She is WINNING the Arima Kinen.
>>720266535It's the arima kinen dummy, you know Urara's final career race...
>>720266569I-I don't think maya is winning /v/ictory stakes....
Again?You never learn do you?
tachfraud sisters we lost...
>>720266571DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>was happy to finally see a loner thread >it was actually a horse gacha thread
>>720266461>>720266657What is even the fucking point of autosaging a therad that's going to make it to bump limit anyways?
what is paizuri with Winning Ticket like?
>>720266775She would cry before, during and after
>>720266670Based Digigoat the cooler agnes
I'm still laughing about that Maya who popped BOFA three seconds after leaving the starting gate
>>720266773>it's actually a video games thread instead of a thinly-veiled r9k threadIT'S OVER
>>720266773Isn't there a boomer thread up? I go there to get rid of my KMS thoughts every few days.
>>720266773Shitlipfags on suicide watch
>>720266773philipbro...
>>720266812That's one way to get your dick wet.
>>720266812Using Tickezo's tears as lube!
>>720266841Gacha aren't video games though
>>720266146Its time, lets deploy a million careers NOW
>>720266773Philip's favorite uma would be Rice Shower
>>720266773DISTORT WAAAAAAHH
>>720265698>4 rank AI don't know about that, der/v/ hovered around rank 1200 for the entirety of august and never made it to A despite making like 20 million a day.for some reason it's way harder to get into the top 1000 than it is to drop from it
>>720266902The thread has fallen...billions must race.
>>720266835Sounds like Maya-chan will have to hold on to BOFA deez nuts.
>>720266835i hate her so much but she is all ive got
>>720263997What are you trying to prove here faggot? You have all the good SR speed cards MLB'd and the best SR Stamina card MLB'd. You don't get that unless you whale. This is what a real F2P player's SRs look like.Kill yourself.
we all know golshi will win the gemini /v/ictory stakes so PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE CANCER WINNER
>try taking part in public rooms>still eat shitI'm completely losing confidence in myself, is this golshi really that bad? I thought she was good.
>>720266932Probably because if you have inactives they weight you down hard at the start of the month and once you drop its way harder to claw back up since everyone recovers TP at the same rateOnce they are replaces, even if the new bloods bust their ass they can't make up for the dead weigth the ones they replaced already put on
>>72026701410th rate trainer right here
>>720266481Beautiful.
>>720266897your favorite game is a gacha lmao
>>720267014That looks like a F2P player that didn't bother to reroll
>>720267090Why because I didn't drop $1000 to get MLB Kitasan and MLB all my SRs? Once again, kill yourself.
>>720267014I didn't post that though, people are just posting my golshi to prove you can succeed without SSRs
>>720266897But it literally is? What's the argument against it being a video game?You could take Umamusume and repackage it as a retail game, sell it for $80 and remove the stamina system. Boom it's a real game. >b-but micro transactions"Real" games have those too>b-but pay to win"Real" games have those tooI don't get the argument. Are arcade games not games because you have to insert a quarter to continue? Even Gacha games aren't that demanding. You can play them entirely for free. It is LITERALLY a game! I've yet to see a single good argument that it's not a gme. It's a very fun, addictive game in this instance. But because of the format it's packaged in, people take issue with it. Even if you had characters unlocked via different achievements like say, Binding of Isaac or whatever, the gameplay would remain the same: Roguelite deckbuilder, training sim, horse racing sim with visual novel elements.
Man I can't wait for Eishin Flash to be out so I can start rolling cards again. Once I have her, Hishiama and Gold City I'm set.
do i use my final daily borrow as one final hail-mary attempt to get a decent gemini golshi or do i decicate my last pre-gemini run to her
>>720267046>no straightaway spurt that skill is the sole reason umas win or lose this race and it's not a joke, unless you want to run some meme strat like rocket daiwa scarlet which works once in a lifetime, your end closer will want straightaway spurt to win. A golshi with 1200 speed and long s but without spurt loses to one with 1000 speed and long A with spurt
>>720267046she's fine anon, you dominate most of the playerbase with that, but there's always a chance someone else has more stats, S aptitudes or lucky rainbows>no spurtnvm get that and try again
>>720267167>people are just posting my golshi to prove you can succeed without SSRsWell that's fucking stupid. It's common knowledge 0LB SSRs are absolute dogshit.
>>720267046straightaway spurt would add 2-3 lengths, highlander is completely useless
UMA MUSUME IS AN RNG GAME
>>720267180Do it for her. Today's a good day to honor her with a run.
>card I want to borrow isn't there>have to click the refresh button for two minutes before it shows upThis is absurdly retardedI swear this game is just designed to piss you off
>Autosage thread again>It does nothingI don't know why the janny insists on inflicting a humiliation ritual upon himself every day
>>720267296Anon....just look one up on uma.moe
>>720267014This is insane cope. It looks like you rolled 300 times on trainees and 100 times on support cards. You should have rolled 400 times on support cards instead (which is with a brain cell did when rolling for kitasan). If you're not happy with your current SRs, roll more. They're not rare, you are guaranteed multiple on each ten pull, you can get more from duplicate pulls as well in the shop. I implore you to read these posts for advice:>>720266157>>720264618>>720264741
>>720267296>Filters: OFFerm ackshually it's your fault
>>720267118>>720267170he's probably baiting or somehow he's not even aware limbus is a gacha and is a troglodyte secondary, guess, but why bother replying
>>720267318I think this particular janny doesn't have the power to outright delete a thread, so he's doing all he can and that's just an auto sage + warnings to thread makers (for making VIDEO GAME threads mind you)
>>720267324I have them followed already
>>720267329I did 300+ pulls on Kitasan and 50 on Super Creek.Suck my fat fucking cock.
>>720267208>>720267220>>720267228that fucking bum ass skill refuses to EVER proc from inspiration, ive lost all hope of ever getting it, genuinely.
>>720267170you'd have to rework it into a basically different game because as is 90% of your power comes from whaled meta ssr cards if you tried to just convert cards into meta progression it wouldn't work because a roguelite where you start at 10% of your power is just dogshit you'd also have to add something to replace the void of pvp
>>720267385I'm pretty sure jannies can't autosage so this is actually a mod
Goldshit
>>720267418>you'd have to rework it into a basically different game because as is 90% of your power comes from whaled meta ssr cardsSo then make those cards really difficult to unlock or super rare. Balatro does that with its "broken" cards, you don't come across them regularly. It's a much smaller game in scope, but similar idea. You could even lock SSR cards behind grinding a fuck ton of in-game time if you wanted to balance it that way. It still wouldn't change the fact that it's a game as it stands, which was the entire point of the post.
>>720267396That few? Creek needs at least double digits.
>>720267329>If you're not happy with your current SRs, roll more. They're not rare, you are guaranteed multiple on each ten pull, you can get more from duplicate pullsI was about to answer you seriously, but then I looked at your pic, begone
>>720267425So then why not just 404 the thread like they've been doing? Why do they flip flop between 404 and autosage. Really wish a janny could come in here and communicate with us beyond the retarded "stop talking about video games too much" warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h60BfMEu6w
Almost there, don't let up
https://youtu.be/a0k0YewVeQcwatch this
>>720267559Were we trying this time?
>reddit tachyon
>>720267014But this is a good deck other than being a speedlet? Use your cleat tickets or throw a roll or two in silence suzuka's banner
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>>720267612i wasnt
>>720267395I've only used my carats on Kitasan all the way to a spark and got jack shit for SRs tooWon Taurus though so can't complain
>>720267612CM trial runs dampened everyones spirits
Jannyyyyyyyyy
>Two threads making it to bump limit back to back, despite being autosaged both times
I guess uma musume truly is wit game cuz I didn't know half of the things that I should know
>>720267495but that wouldn't work since you pick your cards before a run i guess you could technically make it you start with a random selection of cards but again that'd but utter dogshit like those isaac runs where you get no damage ups but on steroidsand it's also cause the r spam issue isaac has but tenfold where you just restart over and over and over until you get godlike cards
>>720267647
>>720267669wife
>>720267612/v/ma musume gets back to back G1s without even trying
>>720267695There's a lot you can miss anon. Better to learn now than never
Same time tomorrow?
There was more videogame discussion in this thread than half the board combined
>>720267612...trying?
>>720267718You can keep the same gacha system, but with farmable currency, done, problem solvedJust go ahead and cheat engine gacha currency and get everything, or play fair and grind it until you drop deadYou'll still need to make parents to minmax and without somebody making one for you already it might take even more time with no stamina, than if you had one to stop you from playing non-stop
>>720267727/r/ing Fenomeno holding her knee over Amazon's neck.
>>720267612Frankly, I couldn't even tell the thread was autosaged.
>>720267831you think they'd be happy there's one less off topic shitpost thread on the board but I guess the traffic scares them or something
The thread is autosaged?
>>720267861>>720267912Janny sisters our plan was...useless?
dragon ball specchan holding janny is the greatest image to ever bless these threads, I look forward to norf fc mcqueen more than anything desu
>>720267612Yes, >we were trying to hold back so xhe could get his phyrric victory, but the thread hit bump limit anyways
>>720267912500 post
>>720267346that only affects whatever is currently on the listit's fucking stupid
