>I feel like I'm watching a stupid Indian movie.The whole story reeks of high schoolers trying to figure out how to write something cool.Why did Hideo Kojima put so much nonsense in the game?
LOL
>>720276671zoom zoom
because he's retarded
>>720278170Why does every NPC in the game feel the need to constantly explain every single thing or piece of equipment?
>>720278589Because it makes Hideo Kojima look more intelligent than he really is.
>>720276671obsessed whitoid
>>720279064>it makes Hideo Kojima look more intelligentNot in my eyes. It's more like it makes hideo FEEL more intelligent in his own eyes. He probably wants to feel like he's making an encyclopedia. Another problem is that the MGS fans don't point that out and rather just tolerate that or take it as hideo's cute quirk.
Why did you give Konami money?
>>720279102Like clockwork, the Indian comes out to expose himself
>>720279731keep crying timmy
>>720279809>When your greatest achievement is being a parasite Yikes
>>720278170Retarded?
>"I just finished Metal Gear Solid 3">its the remakeConsoomer opinions are worthless
>>720280028It's literally 1:1 with the original. You're basically calling yourself out as a consoomer with a worthless opinion
>>720280143it’s not the same as the original lmao>>720276671you don’t understand and can’t appreciate “camp”.
Metal Gear Solid series is the epitome of the >I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS A PRETEEN SO IT'S GOOD!syndrome.
>>720279876you lost
>>720280256>it’s not the same as the original lmaoBut it is though. It's even closer to the original than the shitty HD ports the PS3/360 got.
>>720280256>it’s not the same as the original lmaoGameplay wise, maybe not. Narrative content wise, it is. And OP is talking EXCLUSIVELY about the story, characters and dialogue. You have no rebuttal to this.
>I feel like I'm watching a stupid Indian movie.
>>720280289This is true sadly. MGS1 is still my favorite due to when I played it and I never really liked the others that much.
>>720280307crouch walking and moving while shooting are significant departures from the original
>>720280403>thread is about pointing out the shitty cringy story>retard tries to move the goalpost to the gameplayKill yourself, please. For the love of God.
>>720280403What about the lack of pressure sensitivity which forced them to change the controls in the 360 version?
>>720280471my point is they intentionally played a lame remake, and so I will not take anything they say seriously
>>720280658The "lame remake" changes nothing about the story. No matter how much it makes you seethe, he experienced the exact same story as you did.
>>720280748that's not the point. The point is the type of person to play a factory-made remake has no taste, and anything they say can be disregarded. They could be praising the story and that wouldn't change
>>720278589
>>720280876>NOOOO, IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE UH... BECAUSE I SAID SO!Good to know you're a subhuman autist.
>>720280471i will move goalposts as i please. you'll just have to deal with it.
>>720278170soul?
>there are people who get aggravated by the indulgence of Metal Gear instead of being charmed and amused by itI'm so glad I'm not like that.
>>720276860Is this supposed to be funny?
>>720281607This. Thinking "Oh I can't do that the player will be bored" is why games are all samey and lame and why MGS stands out.
>>720279102What a sensitive faggot
>>720281607>>720281872You would be shitting on Metal Gear Solid if you didn't play it as a child. Don't fucking kid yourself. You're literally blinded by nostalgia and too low IQ to see these games for what they actually are - preteen mindnumbing shlock
>>720282072nostalgia?
>>720282072You're an autist, no doubt about it.
>>720282072"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
>>720282072at the end of world war two world split into two, east and west. this marked the beginning of an era called the cold war.
>>720276671>''I hate this <insert well established and beloved franchise>''>"Am I cool yet guys? I'm so edgy and shit after all"Contrarianism is so fucking gay and lame. >>720281607Couldn't be me. >>720282072Yeah, so cool and edgy bro. Hit them with the low IQ insult and shit. Join the group of anons who throw unfounded insults at MGS but can't even tell the most basic themes of the games. Many such threads. Absolute moron.
>>720276671The real life graphism feels so jarring coupled with how cartoonish the plot of metal gear games are it does make Kojimbo retarded
>samefagging
>>720282410but graphics at the release were praised for being reallifelike?
>>720278589Because it was made during a time where the internet wasn't the easiest and most convenient tool, so they had to explain stuff because you couldn't look up a video grasping at straws to be the next loremaster or a wiki to guide you step by step. This is why you didn't need yellow paint to guide you.
>>720276671After how smart MGS2 was the downgrade to 3 is insane. Game felt like a parody, not a sequel
>>720282653>how smart MGS2 was>gameplay gets stopped dead in its tracks to give you a lore/infodump, and not even in a interesting to watch cutscene, but the boring codec callsKojima drones are something else man.
>>720282653It's a prequel asshole and it improves in the gameplay by leagues while also playing into Kojimas strengths at writing campy love letters to western cinema, do we even exist in the same fucking world?
>>720282653another zoomie youtuber. how is describing a conspiracy brewing since ww2 that much of a downgrade from modern schizobabble? or did the clip not show raiden can slip on pigeon shit?
>>720282410>UE5 HYPERREALISTIC FOLIAGE>the level is a tiny terrarium corridor with 3 guys guarding it at most.profoundly retarded work from people at konami.>>720282653When a game tells the audience "find something to pass on to the next generation" and they in turn clog your mailbox calling raiden gay and asking about vamp running on water you might need to readjust.>>720282775How is snake being so retarded that when Eva asks him rhetorically >has anyone told you you're a bit slow?Snake answers>? Hurrr, durr, what do you mean?Snake being too retarded to feed himself.Too retarded to figure out why eva had no luck with raikov
>>720280876God you're a fucking retard.
>>720282891did you say nerd?
>>720282306Seethe some more, retarded tranny.
>>720280876Absolute truth. Anybody not immediately dismissive of a modern remake has no opinion worth caring about.
>>720282974>tranny obsessed Could you be any more stereotypical?
>>720282992I just like MGS3 and it's a good excuse to replay it again, I've beaten the original to death, so a remake was all the reason I needed. I fucking love MGS. I'd rather be in a world without remakes sure, but I'm just glad it's something I actually like for once.
>>720278589Have you ever read a manga? It's just how that shit is. Personally I like the autism.
>>720282758>improves the gameplay>clunky ass boring belly crawl over fast stealth running over interesting patterns>enemies see you from offscreen cause there's no proper radarMGS3 plays like utter garbage, gameplay it's worst part. It's no V where it all actually works.
MGS2 is superior
>>720276671Wait a minute.... you faggots said this game was censored about seeing EVA's skeleton, but it showed be her entire x-ray and she even did a sexy pose. Did Twitter and /v/ lie to me again?
>>720283975I was also told that they removed mentions of her breast enhancements... yet here they are once again? Why do you fuckers lie so much? Do you fuckers hate gaming so much that you want everyone to be miserable?
>>720282072I liked Death Stranding thoughbeit
the cutscenes look much worse in 60 fps.
>>720278589you know you can stop calling them on the radio literally any time you want.
>>720276671 >>720278589>>720278170>>720278163If you didn't played the original on the ps2 back when it launched then you didn't played it all, GTFO out of my hobby rat.
>>720276671Indian movies are cool.
>>720280876> I refuse to try any new flavors.> n-no, you're the one with no taste!
>>720287448you weren't even alive when that happened.
>>720287648How many times did the MC fly in this movie?
>>720288059just a few but that's after he unlocked his chakras and went hindi ssj
>>720288109haha
>>720288256Im not joking, MCs literally become some manifestations of hindi gods or heroes during the ending
>>720276860>>720281780>this made millennials piss and shit themselves
>>720279731>Indian>expose himselfThat's the one thing they're good at.
>>720280307>It's even closer to the original than the shitty HD ports the PS3/360 got.Are you okay anon?
>>720280289>I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS A PRETEEN SO IT'S GOOD!I say that and I look like this.
>>720288615technically, he's not wrong. because it is just the shitty HD port + a replacement for the nightmare added in.
>>720288758The original HD port for 360 is actually really good, or do you mean the recent one released like 2 years ago?
>>720288059>MC Motorcycle?
>>720282746>Vamp>He's from Romania and likes to drink bloodFinally a smart game for smart gamers.
>>720280297you speak englishhinduism was created by bored east india company employeeschurchill starved indians for funand now you make deliveroo deliveries whilst living in cramped 8 man appartments
