no wonder that country is dying
>>720330348>not actual horse sizeFucking faggots
Maybe if you stop making 30 threads they wouldn't get deleted.
>>720330509We only have the 1 thread actually and it keeps getting deleted, it's their fault more pop up
thank you jannies for keeping the catalog clean, there's absolutely no other gacha nor off-topic threads in therenope, none at all.
Attention all scumfuck gachaniggersA personal message from me, to all of you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVaxeqcu2IIf I see you play this shit in public I will take it upon me to stalk you. For weeks, months, doesn't matter. I'll be there, looking for the perfect opportunity to end your life, leaving no evidence.
As if I'd ever be in public
Is this the thread
>>720330662Blud thinks he's the Bay Harbour Butcher fr fr
>>720330662sybau timmy
>>720330662any kind of drink you'd like to put in the cooling box? I wanna be a good host at least
>>720330429No, it procs on the wrong part of the track.
>>720330715jannies are in high alert from [current happening] so i doubt we'll have a decent thread, hopefully we get a better chance tomorrow during CM
Love it when Internet Tough Guys act up.
>>720330828I doubt we are getting caught in crossfire like anon said, I think he's using [current event] as an excuse to wipe us out as well
>>720330348the beta designs have so much sovl
Bait used to be believable
>>720330509Maybe if they stopped deleting threads, people would stick to one thread. Meanwhile they leave the catalogue up with off topic crap straight from /pol/ that has zero to do with video games, reddit screencaps, gay gooner ERP generals with 1-2 people jerking each other off. But talking about ONE game is worth deleting dozens of threads for? At this point jannies have a vendetta against the game, all so they can selectively enforce their "no reoccuring threads" rule (which only applies to some games, not the ones under janny protection)
>>720330876It was a poor choice of words, the point being that they're on high alert right now
>>720330886Nigga they look exactly the same
>>720330916Well they should focus on deleting hmm... NOT video game threads for a change.
Thanks Umalator this is very helpful in deciding which one is better
>>720330828Makes sense, I haven't been on /v/ at all today due to the current happening I imagine it's been off-topic hell in the catalog
I say we triple their pay
>>720331024How generous!
>>720331009umamusume 2 is faster because the mean is a positive number, minimum and maximum are just the absolute limit they can have between each other, mean and median are the numbers that matter
>>720331098Yeah but I don't know if it's significant enough, there are reasons why I could prefer Umamusume 1 (She has 2 gold heals as opposed to number 2)
>>720330509Deleting on-topic threads for no reason causes 3 stealth threads to take their places? Who could have predicted that the same thing that has happened with every popular new game in the last 5 years would happen again?
>>720331159Post them
>>7203311593 lengths is a huge margin though, but the umalator always calculates the best case scenario where everyone procs every skill and the mood is greathow much stamina do each of them have? how many golds does 2 have?
>>720331203>>720331309Honestly they are both shit, so it doesn't really matter in the end. I'm not gonna make it
>>720331159some recoveries have terrible proc conditions to the point that they barely make a difference
>>720330901The catalog if full of off topic shit for the same reason umagarbage (also off topic shit) is all over the catalog. It's because it gets deleted but underage retards like you don't get the message and decide to spitefully spam their trash to le ebin trolle dem gaymers.Take the hint and fuck off. This isn't vidya. Nobody wants to parlay with you. Fuck off back to your /vg/ circlejerk where your inane garbage actually has an audience of mentally ill transsexuals.
>>720331009Umamusume 2 is faster but both can run out of stamina. Just look at the graph.
>>720331193The parallels with brownies in the past get funnier every day.
>it's not video games>go to video games generalsEvery time
Uh oh you know who is going to start spamming you know what now
>>720331349right has spurt so she's immediately better than left
>>720330509Why don't you go seethe in the politicalslop threads people are spamming after the shooting today instead of bothering people who play video games.
>>720331526>what do you mean /qa/ wasn't for questions & answers?
I won. Never leaving. Cry about it.
>>720331349right is better despite having less speed since spring runner brings it up to 898, and stamina to 1086, long corners is a better PoC and of course straightaway spurt makes all the difference
>>720331598>whataboutismNot an argument
Superb Stayers
>>720330597Teio lost by a neck (NK).
>>720331683Yeah but no second gold heal though, really kills me that I never got Golshi to Pot. Level 5
Please look at this horse, that is all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
>>720331686It wasn't an argument it was a question. Answer it. Why are you shitting up a video game thread instead of a political slop thread?
>At work>Just need 2k points for 400k event>Realize event ends in less than a hour>Sneak in doing Bakushin career>Can just job when I want>15 minutes later>Hot Spring Ticket>BAKUSHIN>BAKUSHIN>BAKUSHINSHINI learned much about Bakushin today.
I'm going to stay here and continue post umas out of spite.I would have willingly gone to /vg/ no questions asked if you hypocrites weren't such ultra faggots about it.
Nothing feels worse than being a seiunlet. I'm done with my three borrows so I can't build any of my aces or parents
>>720331773There are plenty of people that call out those threads too. Perhaps it seems more consistent here because of the frequency of these same threads over and over, much like a general.
is furious feat good in cm3?please say no so I don't have to grind 30 victoria mile sashes
>>720331845I'll go when the AI general threads go, not a moment sooner.
I don't have any horses that can compete in this event I don't even wanna enter...
>>720331882I'm asking why YOU don't. One thread is about video games, one is not. Yet you come here to piss yourself like a child. Answer the question.
>>720331935You're replying to multiple people, anon.
>>720331770When does she come out? Is she an end runner?
Fuck JanniesVideo games, motherfucker.
>Leave Sweep Toaho to me
>>720331845/vg/ is literally nothing but homosexual chat-rooms. The tranny janny can continue to seethe and demand that I go there every time a popular game comes out, but I shan't ever.
>>720332016in like 3 years, she's a pace chaser
>>720330597AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>720331758yeah it sucks but you aren't gassing out until the last 30 meters, its better to gas out and hope the other umas also get fucked by debuffs than to never get the chance of getting first from low speed on the last spurt
>>720332094Go back to Facebook, Rakesh.
>>720331845At this point, /v/ and /vg/ are separate populations. This thread is already the third fastest moving on the board, we've got multiple threads to 600-700 posts (even after getting autosaged). The game came out two months ago and is still sustaining this popularity, not to mention we have separate clubs from /vg/ (upwards of 150 active players). If jannies didn't remove post counter, you'd see how many people are actually in these threads. The crossover between /vg/ isn't that much. You're either in a /v/ club or a /vg/ club, and we've got 6 active clubs so yeah that's a huge population on /v/ alone.
>>720332094Sweep Tosho's nightmare
/vg/ threads are too familiar they call each other by name, especially this Dan Chou guy
>>720330348
>>720332162Ok thanks I'll still try to get something better because honestly if those 2 are my best results I should just go Open league. I'm not gonna get anything on Graded with that Golshi
>>720332310
>>720332303Have you not realized it yet?(You) are danchou!
>>720332303why does that guy have so many accounts?
Rest peacefully, Urara.
>jannies
>>720332202One person can easily make those 700 posts.
>>720332303When they talk about Dan Chou they're talking about one of those hong kong or singaporean uma youtubers
>>720332310>her straps hanging there never to be used again;_;
>>720332303Have you heard of Emplois Mushwahans?
>>720331845i'd move to vg or vmg if it wasn't so clear these threads are getting deleted out of spite, PUBG, Helldivers, Palworld, Lethal Company, Risk of Rain 2, Hades and many others had constant threads for months without anyone bothering them
>>720332425they seem to worship him, whoever he is
>>720332303If (my) Danchou is here. PLEASE FILL THAT SPOT WE ARE 29/30
>>720332202>we've got 6 active clubsStop forgetting horse MD we are alive AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720332310;;_;;
>>720332105/vg/ mogs /v/ clubs unfortunatelyAlso they're pretty normal. That really just applies to no-gameplay generals like FFXIV.I seriously would not mind moving to /vg/ after checking it out, but for now I will continue to post on /v/ until jannies sort out the inconsistency of letting the sloppa thread alive and killing this thread.
is pace chaser a bad running strat? my super creek kept running out of stamina even with 520 stamina, multiple stamina regeneration skills and only 490 speed on long races
>>720332202>implying half your "/vg" clubs aren't discord trannies licked up from reddit>implying the content in these threads isn't just reposts from the /vg/ general>implying you aren't a crossposting /vg/tranny shilling your dogshit slot machine that happens to be even more predatory than hoyotrash>>720332457>PUBG, Helldivers, Palworld, Lethal Company, Risk of Rain 2Because they're bot gachaslop and are actual video games with actual gameplay?
>>720331885for late surgers?yes it is, good luck
>>720332541There is no proof of that.
>>720332505we got an anon coming in from yesterday, his cooldown should be done in a few hours
>>720331840Sometimes I get depressed my life isn't a hentai game. I wish I could take a vacation to a fancy resort like this, walk in on a hot girl, have unprotected sex with her, then not have to speak to her again after the holiday. The fact that life isn't like that is depressing.
>>720332629I don't post on /vg/, if I wanted to I would go there. There's a reason people on /v/ dont want to post on /vg/. They prefer to actually talk about the video game and not the politics that comes with a general like avatarfagging, ERP, discord drama, etc, all of which has been exempt from these threads. People come here because they simply want to discuss the game. /vg/, that's not really the case. There's a reason nobody here wants to go there.
>>720332602>/vg/ mogs /v/ clubsSpreadsheet autismos measuring your daily quotas, no thanks, 300 carats is not worth a second job
>basedFront-runner, Late Surger>cringePace Chaser, End CloserSimple as
>>720332629i wouldn't call cookie clicker gameplay particularly interesting yet the board was completely obsessed with it for months
>>720332541what's the actual name of the club so I can look it up? Who is the danchou? so far nobody has been able to confirm your guys existence for over a month, that's why you get left out. You also never are adding anons from the thread to your club, yet every other club is fielding anons left and right
>>720332832Stop taking the bait retard
>>720332602Our clubs are chill, we do races and people actually talk in the chat, /vg/ clubs are sterile spreadsheet quotas and nothing more
>>720332838but mcqueen... youre a pace chaser...
>a single day of below average fan gain can push a whole club back by 100 ranksi don't get it. where's the fun part?
Triumphant pulse or red shift worth putting on my suzuka along with seiun's unique?
>>720333004Red Shift does nothing for Gemini or Cancer cups unfortunately
>>720332964Become Normal Nature. Be Normie.
>>720332846I wouldn't be throwing shahde at any game for having "uninteresting gameplay" when you're "playing" a loteral solved equation and the entire "gameplay" is just pulling a lever for half an hour on the slot machine hoping to get your three in a row.
>>720333004Neither is particularly good considering that you need to be in 1st on your way to the end of the corner of Seiun's unique isn't doing shitBetter to go for other skills that allow you to get to/stay in the lead
>>720332608In Careers 500 stamina should be enough outside of the Tenno Sho Spring or a meme race like the Stayers Stakes, but non-Gold recovery skills heal next to nothing, and remember recovery is a percentage of your staminaIn PVP 500 stamina isn't enough to fully run some Miles, let alone a Long
is it too late to get into the game?speaking of which, is the game even fun?
>>720330348There is a reason chinks are taking over the gacha industry in japan after all
>>720333218>is it too late to get into the game?No.>speaking of which, is the game even fun?Yes!
>>720333140>but non-Gold recovery skills heal next to nothing, and remember recovery is a percentage of your staminaThey heal 1.5% which is honestly better than nothing, especially if you stack a few of them it equates to close to a gold heal (5.5%). I would say if you can't get a gold heal, then grabbing a few white heals is better than nothing
>>720333073>>720333129Oh then what would be a good alternative for a parent, or does it not matter and I only need seiun's unique?
>>720330348Funny how this thing went viral in the west when is the most japanese shit you will ever seen about literal anthropomorphic horses running horse races and then having idol concertsYet companies like capcom and square enix and other japanese shit will keep trying to pander to the west with woke shit just to end themselves getting killed
>>720333218Late for top tier pvp meta, fine to enjoy careers and play in the middle tiers
>>720332964I wouldn't worry about it too much, just play the game to the best of your ability and prune members who havent logged in for over a week or whatever. Careers often tend to speed up then slow down around CMs. Most people are getting burnt out, just relax and dont overdo it
>>720333218>is it too late to get into the game?Not too late but you'd likely need to reroll for the current unit since she's meta>speaking of which, is the game even fun?Very fun if you enjoy raising sims
>>720332835If there's anything I learned about /vg/ clubs, they'll fucking call you out for barely doing shit for them. /v/ clubs are miles better since you don't have to be a fucking e-celeb nigger there.
I miss when people were making giant horsegirls.I'd skeb for a giant Sirius Symboli, I just dunno who a good artist is.
>>720333285Seiun is the key, other than her, its the Mejiro's again, but they arent that important compared to other skills like front runner savvy or groundwork
>>720333285you mostly want skills that help you keep the lead and be more consistent. Focus, unrestrained, corners and straightaways, tail held high, good greensanything but keeping the lead because that skill fucking sucks. The only unique that matters to front runners is Seiun's
>>720333391I'm almost dead last in my club contributions, which feels like shit, but I know I won't get kicked out since I'm active and the people there are just cruising to A rank
>>720333218>is it too late to get into the game?That depends entirely on how many thousands of dollars you're willing to put into it.https://youtu.be/5LNzH495CQI?feature=shared&t=2248
>>720333218The rogue-like training is addicting and the models and characterization is higher than expected.However it is layers and layers of RNG. Beating the core gameplay (PVE) isn't too hard, but this is a whales paradise in the pvp, and there is lots of PVP as a racing game. Not to mention the QoL features from a 4 year old game are not in and show next-to-no signs of being added other then """soon""".
>>720332602>/vg/ mogs /v/ clubs unfortunatelyI mean do they really? There's one club that's in the top 200s, but /v/ma and der/v/ are outranking some of their clubs as well, and we're climbing pretty fast each month, and that's mostly just by accident. I think we're doing just fine
>>720333501>I'm almost dead last in my club contributions,But you are contributing! Thats all that matters
>>720333450Even when giantfags are thrown a bone (Akebono) it's still not enough for them.
>>720333391I sure as hell notice the slackers in the /v/ club, but I'm not going to go crying to danchou or do anything about itI think not logging in at all is cause for a kick though, still seems like there's players wanting in to the clubs (hopefully not leaving one for another)
>>720333012Uh oh.
>720333529Cope.
>>720333608>officer and leader with fan counts that lowoof
>>720333557>/v/ma and der/v/ are outranking some of their clubs as wellhow did those two become so powerful?
Okayodon.
>>720333652He has the highest ranked club so clearly he's danchoing correctly. Would love to be there
>>720333682Idk, I just like playing the game
>>720333285I believe El Condor Pasa's skill is metayou can put your ace and rough stats into umalator and look for the good skills yourself
>>720333682Der/v/'s danchou seems cut throat from what I've seen, he's constantly recruiting
>>720333580You can;t really ask more of people than them doing their 5 daily careers, no one here is going to enforce TP item usage just to get more fans, thats the kind of shit turboautists doMost people do them anyway, even more if the CM is coming and they need to use items to try again
>>720333686based
>>720333652And your club name, ma'am?
I love nice nature!
>>720333652fan counts don't matter compared to daily fan gain. there are top 200 clubs out there with nothing but 40m-60m fans trainers in them
>>720330348I've cummed gallons to the one on the left desu
>>720331770I love her.
>>720333754I mean 3 days of not logging in is reasonable. He's pretty chill from what I've seen
>>720330348>He can't appreciate sovlful weeberyZoomers are a lost people.
>leaving your cl/v/b for higher fan countssoulless>staying in your cl/v/b because you love and support your danchou SOVVL
>>720333776I'm taller than all of these, even Akebono, if I were in the Uma world I'd be worshipped like a God
>>720333850I was reluctant to leave even my shitter club that collapsed because the leader went inactive and all the players left on month change.After that got invited to /v/ma and never looked back. Ride or die for my neighgas
>>720333836Pretty interesting. /v/ma's is 4 days.
>>720333769by slackers I meant they have <100k fans so far this month
>>720333776oyakodon
>>720331408>>720330509https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
Haru Marriage
>>720332310May her flesh be made into dogfood and her bones into glue
This Air Groove always wins my Mile team races despite me having a Grass Wonder with capped Speed and Power. Is S Mile that powerful?
>check my daily average>I'm one of the lowest earning per monthWhat the fuck, I think I got too cocky from having a high fan count
>>720333850I left my shitter club because nobody was fucking trading shoes.
>>720334130S in distance and turf is a must next cup
>finally got the hotspring scene with Seiun Sky>She acts like a cat the entire time>She also ask you to pet herNot surprise by it to be honest.
>>720333391I think we should stop getting gaslighted that people that aren't contributing matter. There's nothing wrong with quotas.
Who the fuck are those Eden niggas? Millionaire NEETs?
>>720334139Completely valid reason. Not getting 100 club points a day is bullshit
>>720333769>5 daily careersIs that a thing? I barely do 2
>>720334164did you touch her benis?
>>720334108Are dead horses really recycled into dog food?
>There's nothing wrong with quotas.Go back.
>>720334139lol this. Capped shoe donations THREE times in 2 months. Players 2 weeks inactive not kicked, and still not kicked after reset.Go to club from here, shoe donations capped every day without fail and not dirt
>>720332310Man
>>720334131My daily take would be bigger if I didn't instanuke some runs out of frustration because the inspirations were dogshit and CM is right around the cornerHow do you check your average anyway
>>720334239If you spend your TP as soon as it's full, yeah
>>720334239Im assuming everyone here does their daily borrows at least, doubly so now that were hours away from CM
>>720334265The ones that are not famous, yes.
>>720334324https://chronogenesis.net/look up your club name or any club and autismo away
>>720334210There is many things wrong with quotas, fuck off you won't ruin our comfy clubs
>>720334386NOOOOOOOOOdanchou don't look!!
>>720334375Are the famous ones made into prenium dog food?
>>720333970Personally, I kick slackers if they've been gone for 3 days and there's someone looking for a club who can take their spot right away. Everyone else gets 7 days, or longer if they give me a heads up about taking a break.
>>720334451>look mine up>#2 highest daily fan averageHmm...maybe I should slow down...NOT!
which umas are ALIVE still
>>720334386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvxQ57BvAQQ
>>720334386AAIIIIEE DANCHOU ILL GET MORE FANS, I SWEAR, I PROMISE, JUST DON'T HURT ME DANCHOOOUU!!!
>>720334508The one, the only, GOATship
>>720334508From the initial cast, Daiwa and Gold Ship.
>>720334508The cow
Do japanese people eat horse meat like europeans?
>>720334504There is no slow down. Finally got Gemini line up sorted, then it's immediately into Cancer parent runsI've been refilling with carats a lot more than I'd like. The crappy daily 30 is considered payment for 3 more runs at the moment
>>720334436This is the gaslighting that I'm talking about. Comfy for who? For the people getting carried.
>>720334629Yeah to the point where the Japanese equivalent of glue factory jokes is making them sashimi
>>720334452Nah they get to go outside, eat grass, and fuck bitches
>>720334558I'll be watching you.>every breath you take>every move you make>every fan you gain>every step you takeI'll be watching you.>every single day>every post you make>every game you play>every room you makeI'll be watching you.
>>720332310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnU2JbJjl4
>>720334629They even eat it raw
>>720334564>>720334569>>720334574and from the rest?
>>720334629Yeah, in the kumamoto region. They are bred for consumption like cows.
Would you answer her challenge?
>>720334629Fuck you I'm craving a horse burger now
>>720334504>was top 3 when I was grinding out parents>gave up>dropped down to 9thBros...im burning out...
>>720334801i'm mexican so yes, what do I get in prize?
>>720334827Time to get your mood up by going on a date with tazuna
>>720334672There is no "carrying" we aren't schizos from /vg/ trying to get as highest of a rank as possible, everyone is free to play as they want as long as they are active.
>>720334629What does horse meat taste like?
Would you be so hungry you could eat a horsegirl
>>720334763Haven't checked but recent gen horses like Kitasan and Satono Diamond are still alive.
>>720334763Tons alive
>>720334641>The crappy daily 30 is considered payment for 3 more runs at the momentIs it capped at 30 per day? I only dropped 10 carats for a few runs here and there in the lead up to the last CM and I vouch never to spend carats on stamina again.Just like the last time, for the first time in a long time my TP is dangerous close to being at 100/100. Normally it's stuck in the single digits because I'm spamming runs as soon as they go live. I ought to start preparing for the next one but I need a breather
>>720333652I had a good lead on fans back when global was fresh, I'm just chilling for a little bit. Gemini is burning me out and my borrows and general careers have been refusing to give me a good Gold Ship for the past 2 weeks despite having MULTIPLE STARS IN LONG WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME AN S LONG YOU FUCKING GAME
>>720334880I'd eat them out, yes
>>720334386>3rd in cumulative fan count>Reasonably high daily fan gain throughout the whole month, despite frequently ragequitting careers while trying to grind for CMNice to know that I am in fact pulling my weight
>>720334880I had it raw in japan, it's nothing special like wagyu.
>>720334878Steak but "gamey", leanier but tastier and still as juicy. It's pretty good
how do i even compete....
What does horsegirl milk taste like?
>>720334827I will be #1 no matter the situation
BIG UMA IS WATCHING YOU
>>720334386>danchou's line skyrockets every other daySUGOI
>>720334760Can confirm
>>720335047QRD on this uma?I keep seeing her but what's her deal. Is she a stalker?
>>720334906No i meant the 30 carat daily missions reward, I put that to TP refills
>>720334962>>720334878People dont realize most meat is grown in a particular way and the rest that isn't is old animals or animal grown to maturity including muscle (wild). The only countries that I think even attempts to grow horses for meat purposes is Belgium and Iceland.
>I'm competing with another guy for being the lowest contributorP-please Danchou-san understand, I have a job and friends. I-I'm trying my best
>>720330348I like Suzuka's mantle, it looks neat.
>>720334386danchou hereeveryone with a lower daily average than 2 million will be executed
>>720334878Pretty good not unlike beef but obviously not exactly the same, I've only had burgers so I guess that kinda ruins it, a friend told me horse chops are delicious though, I'll try that next
>it's another "late start in debut" career
>>720333836what if someone needs to go on a cruise and won't have internet for 8 days?
>>720334386>fifth in my club for daily averageWow, I'm doing way better than I thought.
>>720335206I'm sure if he lets everyone know beforehand it would be more than Ok
>>720331845
>>720335291STOP POSTING THE COWI SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE DROPPED KIDS FOR THIS BITCH REALLY HARD IN THE LAST 3 WEEKS
>>720335183https://youtu.be/i9bYnBb42oY
>>720335117>In two months, /v/ma is going to be the biggest uma club on this board>Oh yeah...first we gotta beat out our big competition across the street, der/v/! Ah-ha, ah ha hahaha! >From now on, your life is /v/ma. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family, because Danchou is now your mother AND your father.
Feels good being the danchou
Help me out>Uma has two parents with 3* Speed>Run career>Get a 3* Stamina spark That's a brick right? You want 9* Speed or Stamina, not a mix of either?
Since you faggots are answering questions, who is the cutest uma?
>Mfw missing out on fun club shitposting and politics because im stuck in a D+ faggot club with irl friends I can't wait for them to drop the game I'm getting FOMO, they don't even trade shoes
>>720335158You jest, but that's the actual quota of many high-ranked clubs.
>>720334386>club is carried by one turboautistplease never leave
>>720335439https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
You're not having sex with a stallion are you?
>>720335439your favorite
>>720335420Not a brick, she's got great grandparent potential and can be situational for ace runs
>>720335420Keep her for yourself, its not bad and you can use her right now since those are the main stats you want for gemini, only bad sparks are guts and wit, power depends on the umaDon't bother if the pink spark is ass though
>>720335473>2m fans per daySure, no problem>DiscordBricked, staying with /v/
>>7203354209*s is 9*sEveryone needs speedEveryone needs stamina
>>720335117play at work
>>720334386>der/v/'s danchou is called char>/v/mapyoi has a member called amuroholy fvcking kvno...
Which one of you fags is this?
>>720335473how do they not get burnt out?
>>720335473Honestly 2m doesn't seem that much if you're a tryhard, it's like 5 G1-heavy careers daily. Highly doubt most people want to waste 2~ hours everyday doing manual grinding though
>>720335420Worst case scenario, you can just use that uma as a stamina grandparent with the expectation that her mismatched speed sparks won't be retained in the child generation's legacies anyways.But speed and stamina are both desirable stats; if you don't have other 9* parents, I'd still be using her for general purposes anyways.
>>720335705They do, that's why there's that giant explosion of clubs at the start of the month
>>720335652I'm gonna get fired nigga
>>720335679They are rival clubs after all, only one can surpass /v/ma
>>720330348>no wonder that country is dyingNow explain why America is dying
>>720335705If set out to do so, you can do that in 3 runs (maybe 2) per day
>>720335756Chiggers
>>720335705There are auto-playing tools I think, goes without saying that they get caught in the banwaves
Soon, Spe ruler of japan will be mine
>>720335705Oh, but they do
>>720335705Macros or autism
>>720334386>that spike in /v/mapyoi todayCHRIST, what happened? Is danchou breathing down our necks?!
>>720335742I work from home get 3 careers in over "lunch"Though I had to go into the office one day and the club rating dropped by 50+ places. THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN A COINCIDENCE
>>720330348If this is meant to be bad, then I hate to see the sorry state of the lesser western trash shat out.
What's the best uma you've ever seen posted in these threads? I still remember that mega whale operachad who beat everyone by a distance in a CM room
>>720335713I just run Oguri, you can get 600+ each run if you just spam G1s, just run her 3-4 times and you get your 2mil. I just hope they implement the auto career mode sooner so this whole farming shit becomes much easier and faster.
>>720335889Mine
>>720335754are they the baddies?
>>720335889The Long Bakushin build.
>>720335820That Lv. 1 Kiryuin always cracks me up, it's so cartoonishly unnecessary
>>720335820>blame the player base and dev for a 4+ year old game??
>>720335919Smart Urara.
>>720335867One last chance at getting a good Golshi before Gemini starts
>>720335919Did she go to yale?
>>720336017No, MIT
We'd like to talk to you about your fan count. Have you been running any careers lately?>Well...not exactly. Mostly teal trials here and there.So what exactly would you say ya *do* here? >Well look I already told you! I fill out the god damned shoe requests from the club members so the others don't have toAnd so you're posting shoe request of your own so they can get their club points?>Well...no...I mean sometimes I do...a dirt shoe here and there...>I HAVE CLUB SKILLS! I AM GOOD CLUB MEMBER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DANCHOUS??
>>720336059geg
I'd like to make an announcement to the members of this threadI FINALLY PULLED TACHYON. Now I can finally enjoy Tachyonposting while doing careers with my wife
>>720334386>im 3rd place in my club>im just spamming career for hotspring sceneDunno how I should feel about this
>>720336080
>>720335705I'm surprised how many people with MLB kita rage quit after presumably losing Taurus cup. Shit man you spent a couple 100 minimum and you just give up. Like a 3rd of my list stopped logging in.
>>720336080>Hes done itIts time, do her career NOW
Is Nice Nature still meta this CM?
>>720336080Now get her race outfit (the coolest in the whole game)
>>720336136She's always meta if you want a deboofer
>>720336089Honestly I would be a lot higher if I was just doing runs with my waifu, instead of trying to build a high affinity 3* legacy with late surger white hints which means running awful Guts cards.
>>720335473I made my own club on launch and it hasn't gone above D+. What rewards have I been missing out on?
what's nice nature even doing to debuff everyone near her anyways?
I'm trying to follow all the other /v/ danchous and which Horse MD is the actual one? There's like 10.
>>720336080About fuckin' time
>>720335518How come all the female uma are so shit personality and design wise in comparison to the male then?
>>720336276We dont know. Nobody from horsemd will tell us the danchou name or the actual club name. They only just complain every once in a while when they're not mentioned in the active clubs list
>>720336180Enjoy it while you still can
>>720335518Air Groove is so fucking hot in that outfit, gets me everytime
Spechud is for cucking
>>720336276Horse MD is a complete mystery. They claim they are active and recruiting but I dont ever see them post, I like to think they're the equivalent of an isolationalist kingdom
>>720336297Rudolfsimp...
>>720336442...with Teio
SLUT! WHORE!! HARLOT!!!
>>720336262You can click on rewards in your club.../v/ clubs are B and higher so 900 carats minimum vs your 150
>>720336448I'm starting to think it's just one big shitpost, some Twilight Zone shit.
>>720336128Something is wrong here...>>720336132I'm gonna do it! I may even be able to use her in Gemini (Though not U=ma^2) sucks>>720336160How the fuck, statues are so expensive already and she is not getting a legend race in God knows how long. How do so many people have that outfit already?>>720336289My luck was shit it wasn't my fault
>>720336485kek
Spe is not the face of Uma Musume
there isnt a club named horse MD
>>720336463No, Teio too
>>720336478That really sucks. I could have had so many more carats. it's, what, every week?
So starting tomorrow there's this contest, it's a long grind but it's free.www.thoroenduro.comyou can win the cash prizes for free (not the NHC seat grand prize).unfortunately the track doesn't have a free livestream so you can't sweat your picks.
That was fucking close
>>720336532The current face of your franchise, sir
Horse MD is the north korea of /v/ clubs
>>720336598you could say... she almost got... dispatched
>>720336473She does some things to my reptilian brain that no other uma does
>>720335970suprised they didn't make their star the default haru or something
>>720336131Kinda understandable, after a while you can beat every career and you realise all that's left for the game is PvP and the PvP isn't fun in the least.
>>720336276I'm starting to think Horse MD isn't actually active in these threads and people saying it is are just shitposting.
Man, these all look pretty rough. I assume the /v/ one is the C+ one?
>>720336668/v/ rooms are fun as fuck even when you lose, regular pvp is team trials mood lotto or public rooms that are just whales egosurfing
>>720336558Club rewards are at the end of each month.
>>720334386This site hasn't updated yet but /v/mapyoi jumped like 130 ranks today for some reason
>>720336717>lowest rank>30/30This is THE COMFIEST /v/ club
>>720336536problem is there's actually like 9 named "Horse MD", and I looked through the archives so i'm pretty sure that's how they spelled itAt best they're a C+ though so they'd be the weakest of /v/'s clubs. I checked "horsemd" but there's only 3 and none of them seem to be it either.
I can't wait for Hishiama, first Uma I care about since Biwa.
>got a Long S on first inspirationThis might finally be the run boys. PLEASE HISHIAMA SPURT ON ME
>>720336751Ah, so not too many lost. I don't want to abandon my club since it's dedicated to my girl, Akebono, but I want to get better stuff so I can roll for her.
>>720336754Keep it up! You WILL become the third A ranked club of /v/ making this a AAA trainer board.
>>720336790>PLEASE HISHIAMA SPURT ON ME
>>720336610what are the other /v/ clubs?
>>720336931From yesterdayish, numbers probably are different by now
What happens here?
>>720336959What happened to /herse/...
>>720334914what's the other guy's excuse?
>>720337035/herse/ is one of the few /v/ clubs that didn't make it...complete collapse from what I heard
>>720337069That sucks, I thought only /v/ooners collapsed (someone REALLY should change that name once the leadership gets transferred to someone else)
>>720337029secret club where the smurf accounts of danchous gather to discuss politics and fuck tiny umas
>>720337063No excuse needed, fuck off quotanigger
>>720336959I like that they all have a different uma, good job
>>720336754holy shit what is going on in there?
>>720337035I made these like 2 months ago and I'm already getting nostalgia seeing them.
>>720336959>america>canada (america 2)>europe except france>france>myanmar>venezuela
>>720337130There was talk of someone starting up a new club, but apparently /v/ooners is half alive with many inactive members because leader wont prune them. Thing is I think their leader keeps logging in like once a week so he remains the leader. Unfortunate club to be in. I'd definitely branch off and either join a different club or form a new one
>>720336717>>720336764I remember someone posting a screenshot of Horse MD's club comment back when /v/ clubs were first being made. IIRC it was something like "Special Week has hemochromatosis" but I'd have to go check the archives to be sure.If they haven't changed the comment since then, it might be possible to tell them apart from all the other Horse MDs based on that
>>720336754nice - i grinded out a whole buncha careers when OCD wouldn't let me keep Dober at 3LB. for unrelated reasons i slept like 16 hours today and didn't have the energy to do even one run.
>>720337189>/v/oonerzuela
>>720336131>last online: 20d agoI don't understand this one. He got a MLB card, did 2 careers, and then left.
>>720337029This is where the REAL SHIT happens
>Urara run>early Charming, early Practice Perfect>this is itthen suddenly>night owl>slow metabolism>migraine>like six mood downs>keep getting boxed in in optional racesI got to take her to the hot springs at least.
>>720337240Ah, you're right! Here they are
>>720337035The original leader quit 2 weeks after the game released and everyone else is picking up the pieces
>>720337267Probably some form of whaling remorse.>blow a shit ton of money to whale for a not so great card>realize this isn't sustainable and quit before it gets out of handI would imagine it's like that, or some kiddo stealing mommy's credit card and getting busted for it kek
Slacker is such a shit status, it's by far the most likely to kill a run. Kills your mood, kills your training, kills your Director rep.
Lads, shittalking the janny in the club chat is so funny
>>720337267probably an alt account that rerolled to get an mlb card to borrow on a mainhigh wit play, but not as good as just looking up a whale that already has it
>>720337240>>720337307Nice detective work anons. So THIS is the power of Horse MD? An anon from there said they were still trading shoes at least. They don't have a ton of inactive users, nobody who hasn't logged in for weeks so not too bad.
>>720337134
I'm doing my part, danchou
>real Air Groove was friendly and liked licking people>real Haru was moody and temperamental>real Rice Shower was the happy and friendly horse>real Special Week was a CHUD>Real Daiwa was bullheaded dumb and needy>real Vodka was actually cool and collected instead of pretending>real grass wonder WAS FAT>real condor NEVER wore a mask>real Tachyon loved racing and even entered post retirement raceswow nice "accuracy" cygaymes
>>720337029This is where epsatono island is located
>Another 350k fans to /v/ma!
>>720337362Janny can delete as many threads as he likes, but he cant delete no clubs!
>>720334386Man fuck this shit ass dirt-shoe trading club
>>720337426They gave GrASS Wonder a fat ass, I think that counts
>>720337412I only got 200k :/
10 DIRT SHOES PLOX!1!1!!!!
>>720337426>>Real Daiwa was bullheaded dumb and needyhow is this wrong in the game?
>>720337187change herse to der/v/, they're hot on /v/ma's tailsHonestly we just need the drawfag to redraw this with Taiki and El Condor
>>720337426>>real grass wonder WAS FAT
/v/oonerbros are we collapsing at the end of the month or not?
>>720337578I made those when /herse/ and /v/ma were the only two clubs but a drawfriend should definitely get on that
>>720337426>Real Daiwa was bullheaded dumb and needyUma Scarlet is at least two of those things, though? "Dumb" is maybe arguable since she's an honour student or whatever, but she very unambiguously fits the other twoSeems accurate enough to me
I'M GONNA SAY IT
>>720337639From here on out, your club is a dirt shoe mart.
>>720337687N-
>>720337687MISTER DER/V/ GET DOWN!
>>720337578Still waiting for drawfag to deliver norf mcqueen. I wonder which club hes in.
>>720337653>but a drawfriend should definitely get on thatwe've got one drawfag working on multiple kino right now. He was taking requests the other day so I'll throw it by him when he pops up again.
>>720337741He posted Norf McQueen yesterday and I forgot to save it
its been dying lol. maybe not FOTM but definitely flavor of the past three months.likely no one will be playing uma by the next year. it was fun to shitpost in these thread though.
>>720335089She's the umafication of a Japanese keibafag. Loves going to races and following the performances of umas and looking up history of past races/runners. Tends to spaz out and get too absorbed when talking about races which embarrasses her. Is self conscious about her habit cause she thinks it turns off other people/her trainer when she nerds out; when she realizes all of her dates with her trainer have been at races she panics and tries to suggest a normal date activity for a change, though he trainer likesthat part about her so he ends up taking her to races anyways. She's also pretty for (You), to the point where her genmates try to wingwoman for her and set the two of you up at one point.
drawfag delivered norf fc mcqueen today btw
>>720337392The club leaderboard I made yesterday was hastily done and it's quite shit, so I remade it. Horse MD included.
>>720337798God fuckin dammit
>well m-maybe it's not FOTM but...
>>720337838CAM ONBRING 'EM 'OME
Early life ...
You are grinding your waifu uma to bond level 11 for that casual wear, aren't you?
>>720337838KINO
>>720337838KEK'D WHAT A PROPER LAD
>>720337843>666
>>720337578200 places behind isn't really hot on anyone's tail tbqh
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>720337809its kinda insane how popular this game was only for it die out the second silksong released lol.
>>720337843>273/18>246/16holy shit I didn't realize they were that close
>>720337798What the fuck I totally missed thatI remember seeing like a raw sketch of it but I dont think hew as done yet
>>720337843>^1And we aren't stopping here!We WILL be A rank!
>>7203378432m daily behind with a spot open. There's a chance...
>>720331598>>720331773After the WHAT? The fuck are you talking about, /a/ refugee?>>720330612You'd have to be an idiot to not know this is an Uma thread, yet it's not deleted. Just stop lying. You guys are not poor martyrs, you guys are very simple spammers.
>>720337943AAAAAAAAAA
>>720337843whats wrong with /v/mapyoi?
Any of you artists trading trainer codes? I'll drop mine: 831647789915 I hope to be of use
Sick of having a dud run because Long S doesn't proc.
>>720337926Yes it is because that's literally where /v/ma was last month (actually lower after a random guy left). We're gonna have a hard time breaking into the top 500 as things stand, mostly plateaued for now. If the other clubs keep at that pace, they'll be right behind us.
looks like someone got his proxy back up
>>720337904I will for HISHI AMAZON
>>720337943DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
>>720337943
>>720338065I don't care if she's a low tier trainee, gonna waste rolls on her anyway
>>720337843Mark your calendars, we're all earning 4M fans this friday to finally take /v/ma downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRtiTwOrif4
>>720338065A shame the wedding outfit is so far out
>>720338046I'd like all clubs to be at the same rank so we are one big happy family
>EHE KOUKAN ARIG->EHE KOUKAN ARIG->EHE KOUKAN ARIG-
>>720337843holy shit if we're /v/oonerzuela then Horse MD is Zimbabwe lmao
>>720337843>der/v/>doesn't have DAAAAHBYYYY as their main umaone job
>>720338110>*unzips dick* glaze it
>>720338018We got graded last month, what you see is what we've done in these last ten days alone
>>720338165
Sex with fillies
>>720337838*BANG BANG BANG* CAM ON GOLD SHIP HIT THE FAKING SPURT
>>720338163I like Tazuna in concept but the overly polite office lady bit has lost its novelty for me
>>720338231You should be honest and apologize (to my dick).
>>720338237
>>720338231>comes out a banner after wedding currenwhy is the schedule so damn cruel
>>720338231Rape.
>>720337838OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HISHIIIIIIII AMAAAAZOOOOOOOOONNNNN
>>720338191could scout beat an uma on a race? i think he is pretty capable
>>720338231Sweep GOATsho more like it
>>720337838
>>720338318>Wedding CurrenMy carats... I can't... I can't
>>720338439Noooope.
>>720337904Casual day 1 JP player, this shit takes fucking forever. Also doesn't help that they release causals in batches.
>>>wedding curren
EAT. YOUR. VEGETABLES.
Does anyone know the music that plays in clubs
>>720338505Mambo is so cute.
>>720338505mambo and burger looks so cute
>>720338571
>>720338505>HeliosAbsolute sexGoing to grind her
>>720338571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJmfq41WZI
>>720338505Man I'm gonna need that zoomer horse...Daitaku a babe frfr
>>720336080Congrats, have fun getting her to 3stars
>>720336380It has only happened for one CM so far.They haven't done it again since then after seeing how fucked the races get without debuffing as an option.
>>720338653>Ohayo!
>>720337578>Honestly we just need the drawfag to redraw this with Taiki and El CondorI'm one of the drawfags, I have an idea for a drawing of the three big clubs but it's on the backburner cuz im working on something i want done before /v/ictory stakes (pic related with maya and golshi) and after that I got some anon requests.
>>720338505Just look at those massive hangers on Shuttle, Jesus
I want to keep making Uma animations, but I have no ideas. My favorite is Opera.
>>720338734It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you requesting shoes?
>>720338681I'm not sure how Tachyonbro, her legend race is far away, statues are expensive already after trading 50 and I was saving for the rerun banner
>>720338748You best stop eyeballin my wife.
>>720338746based
>>720338772Animate operas 4 hour long opera
>>720337426>le tryrant>was a little bitch who hid behind Jordan if he got bullied
>>720338827Your wife is a slut that give out hugs like candy
>>720338772Make Opera do the horse thing from Monty Python and have Doto clapping the coconuts.
>>720338746Holy basedMy idea would be it's condor on the left, Taiki on the right and instead of spinning a basketball she's twirling her gun around her finger like they do in the Western moviesAs for the caption i'm not sure, either keep it the classic or add a new twist
>>720337687>SPARK GUTS DAHBY
>>720338827Those things are eyeballing ME they take up my whole field of view
>>720338827I want to fuck your wife
>>720338827
>>720334904fenomeno even became a teacher of sorts for young foals, the video of it is really cute
>>720338813Just get lucky with daily shops and waste all your statues, or pay up
>>720337843UHHHH UUUHHH OY NEIGH SISTERS?
>>720338856Sure, if that candy was shot out of a potato gun and into your sternum.
>>720338939Is her lower ult still good for Gemini? Might try to squeeze her in my team
Can I not use statues to get star pieces of umas i dont have? Im like 30 short of unlocking teio
>>720337843>do my TWO career runs today>der/v/ is now in A rankyup that was me ALL ME BAYBEE i'm carrying you jabronis HARD
>club rivalry drawfaggingjust draw ashita no joe's cross counter but with taiki and el
>>720338876Writing this one down. Thank you!
>>720338991It heals a lot less so make sure you have it maxed out
someone is gonna have to make a sacrificial Nice Nature to stop goldship from winning the /v/ictory stakes
>>720338959Wait for it.
>>720338991It's weaker than U=ma2, so don't expect much
God I want to marry and have baby making sex with special week its so unfair
>>720338912What the problem with the far right again?
>>720339008Holy kino
Someone spoonfeed a newfag whats the deal with /v/ictory stakes?
>>720339118Gurren Lagann's cross counter easter egg
>>720337843>3rd /v/mapyoi, 9.7M daily average>4th Oy neigh, 12.5M daily averageI don't trust it.
>>720339128I thought it was called /v/inning stakes
>>720339170Pokemon cross counter reference
>>720334386>that one guy who shows absolutely no sign of stoppingSugoi
>>720339128it's a race an anon made on the final day of the CM where everyone put their ace init had an extremely kino ending where the no. 17 favorite MTG beat the favorite golshi
>>720339184/v/inning isn't even a word, thread settled on /v/ictory Stakes
>>720339176Ranks are very volatile, and even the slightest change in routine can make you jump ahead or send you tumbling down
Uh oh
>>720339242TAKE OFFU
>>720339242Give it up for the Queen of /v/!
>>720339242MAYA TAKING OFF
>>720335107I swear I've read that Brazil was one of the top exporters for horse meat despite literally not consuming it
>>720339373...her clothes
>>720339365
>>720339110Orfevre is known to be pretty temperamental, he threw his jockey off after races twice and used to kick him for example
Count your days Maya
>>720339242Also there were so many Pace Chasers it formed a blob that couldn't even let anyone get ahead
>>720335518kinda miffed you can't toggle all of them to wear bloomers
>>720339430>pretty temperamentalIsn't that like a 1/4 of the cast?
>>720339430They must be paid a fuckton to deal with having your own horse try to kill you so often.
>>720339176/v/mapyoi was ahead of Oy Neigh during most days I checked that site mind you. Also apparently /v/mapyoi shouldn't be far of hitting the 1200s according to an anon above
>>720335518Another easy way to tell is the ear decorations. If it's on the left, it's a stallion. On the right, it's a mare. Pretty clear from that image
>>720339571>Fine Motion has both
NO
>>720339719Danchou started cracking the whip...
>>720335518Don't care. That stallion got reincarnated with a functional ovaries and I'm intend to use it.
>top club is an American horse>second best club is ALSO an American horseIm nooticing
>Hishi didn't Spurt on meIt's over........
>>720339242>>720339454>>720339365Did anyone screenshot the stats of the top 3?
>>720339820we LOVE NTR!
CM practiceI need to cope33975093
>>720339490That bastard threw his jockey off after winning the Kikuka Sho and becoming a Triple Crown winner
>inspired long S and spurtits game time.
>>720339365OUR HERO
>>720340069THE BOX
>>720340069I believe I can speak on behalf of /v/ here when I say this, but we will be kneeling for all of eternity
>>720340069My Oguri had 1200 speed, turf s, and medium s how the FUCK did she lose
>>720340069Golshitters never recovered from this
lads I think I'm loving bloomers all over again
>>720340069Goldkeks will NEVER EVER be able to refute this btw
>>720340202when you're BROCKED you're BROCKED
>>720340069That mayafag will always be a HERO to these halls
>>720339986Whale-sama I hope I don't cross your wrathful path in the cup because what the fuck you obliterated everyone
>>720340069If I learned one lesson, it's that I probably shouldn't bother with Late in a race of 18. Especially after testing stuff like this.
>>720340385Anon im F2P check my deck, no SSRs
>>720340380IN THIS HOUSEHOLD MAYANO TOP GUN IS A HERO! END OF STORY!
>>720340069KINO
>>720340464Bakusexo
>>720340464I wouldn't last five minutes
>>720340069I can see my garbage horse stuck in the HUGE block and I'm not saying who it is
>>720340594That's fine, neither would she.
>>720340462Sorry I just assumed that because every card was maxxed even if they were SRs. My bad. Still I would prefer to avoid you. None of my umas have a chance. I kneel.
>>720340620>Bakushin always finishes first!
>>720340594She neither.
I don't understand how growth rates work, is it a gradual thing or just that those trainings are more effective from the start?
>>720340464>>720340665Too cute
>>720340702More effective the entire time.
>>720340702If an uma has a 20% Stamina growth rate, it will gain 20% stamina when training. So you'll have some juicy stamina rainbows basically, making it much easier to max out that stat
>>720340702it's literally +X% on that stat when you train it
>>720340623Don't worry we hopefully won't queue at the same time, I'm jumping in immediately to steal victory from paypigs again
>>720340702Training those stats will always give you a 20% bonus just like how having a Great mood does
So how do you build mayano properly anyway?I want to try running her as Pace/Front but no idea what skills to take
>>720340594>>720340620>>720340653>>720340665>>720340736>BAKU...shiin...
>>720340792seiun sky's unique now that she's been added
>>720340607mine was the oguri shoving her face up the ass of that narita brian
>>720340792You can run her as the Ace for next CM with all the recommended front runner skills
>>720340792Built for intense training sesions with toreina
>checking out the daily average fan count for the #1 SS club>13mil fans a day>11mil fans a day>7mil fans a day >etc
>>720340885How the fuck is that even possibleEven with a max fan count deck, and spamming carats to do more careers, eventually one has to sleep no?
>>720340594that's plenty of time
>>720340836>>720340878>>720340879What about for this CM? Are there any good pace/front skills?
>>720340820Muma Musume unironically makes me want to reproduce and breed
The cultural phenomenon keeps on rolling
>>720340942Autoplayers that will most likely get their accounts banned
>>720340965for front you need Seiun Sky ability, Groundwork, 3 green skills to activate groundwork preferably summer runner/wet conditions and any other front skills you can get like corners/straightaways
>>720341426is groundwork really needed for this CM though since there wont be a lot of fronts or pacers
>>720341487Im stupid i thought you meant CM3, for gemini is best to run her as a pace with all your usual stuff, Gourmand, Swinging, long corners, long straightaways and S on long/pace if possible pretty easy to build but might not be as effective as goldships
>>720340607Mine was the singular Nice Nature. I won't lie, watching her choke that hard kinda hurt. Especially since it was right after I watched her get robbed in the CM itself
>>720341672that's a cow
>>720339986Ay, first time I won one of these and only half of you guys were throwing
>>720341798How do I get long corners and long straightaways? And what uniques would I take for that?
