Happy anniversary to Klonoa Empire of Dreams!
>>720365790Not as good as the sequel "Klonoa gets raped" or "Klonia: Shota boy services my dick".
>>720365790never forget
Man, Klonoa's mind is such a weird place.
>>720371637YouAreWrong
>>720369250i hate this schizo's postshe always says klonoa is a baby's game, and in the same breath praises kingdom heartsand then deletes his postsi don't get it
>>720365790Empire of Dreams thread?Empire of Dreams thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1omAiEKF_CE
>>720369250too many words.klonoa is not popular because normalfags just see a vaguely sonic-esque character and pass it off as just another ripoff, that's it.
>>720373219I intensely dislike this Klonoa
>>720373219This nigga missing textures for his shirt
>>720373841forgot pic lol
I deleted my NSFW Klonoa folder and I'm going through kemoshota peepee withdrawals
>>720365790This is the only Klonoa game I've played.Are the other games in the series good?
>>720369250so he's saying klonoa would be a success if it wasn't klonoa
>>720369250I remember that post. What a retard.
>>720374906Yes. Play Door to Phantomile for the PS1, then Lunatea's Veil for the PS2. Avoid the remakes.
>>720372560You're objectively too dumb to know that.
>>720375403Show me the proof of your claim. That's all I've ever asked of you, and yet you've never been able to do it.
>>720375531I need proof as much as MatPat needs proof for his theories you autist dumbfuck.
>>720375649Likening yourself to MatPat? Not a good look...
>>720375139Are the remakes really that bad?
>>720375838Yes, extremely
>>720375751>made gorillions by talking about FnaF every other monthI honestly wish I had it that easy
>>720375934That's a bummer, they seemed like a good way to support the series.What are the main issues exactly?
>>720375838NTA but not really, but just like every other remake ever, they don't have reason to exist. And obviously they don't and never will replace the originals.
>>720376101Special Edition replaced the original Star Wars
>>720376079>What are the main issues exactlyLet's skip this song and dance. You're looking for an excuse to play the remake, so you'll just dismiss the issues as not a big deal even if I go to the trouble of laying them all out for you. Go play the shitty demake if you're dead set on doing so. I can't stop you.
>>720376219Joka still shot Grandpa
>>720376331I'm not "looking for a reason to play the remake".I'm asking you "what are the main issues with the remake".Why are you getting oddly defensive?
>>720376079>What are the main issues exactly?they fucked with the wind bullet's range so it isn't like the original in either game, making the games more frustrating than fun
>>720375751Undertale and Earthbound are both so gay that they have to take place in the same universe.
This was legit the first Klonoa game I played as a kid and I loved itfiguring out how to do shit like infinite double jumps with respawning enemies and then having the game require you to do it in later levels felt kino as fuck
>>720372560That's a positive statement, prove that I am wrong! I'm not btw.
>>720376464>Why are you getting oddly defensive?Because I've wasted my time casting pearls before swine in these threads too many times. Klonoa 1:>the expressive sprites are replaced with shitty models that don't emote properly. Ruins the feel and pathos of cutscenes.>Also the original's pre-rendered cutscenes have been carelessly remade in real time with the shitty un-expressive models.>The ending especially suffers here. Framed improperly too. Absolutely careless third-world tier soulless bugmen with no pathos totally FUCKED up the ending >They messed up Klonoa's physics>Mono audio, no stereo. Absolutely unforgivable blunder.Klonoa 2:>Totally FUCKED up lighting with bloom turned up to 11 for no fucking reason>In addition to the ruined lighting, the new textures just completely disregard the original's art direction. These "people" had no fucking clue what they're doing.>The entire vibe of the game is ruined due to these careless retarded graphical changes >Klonoa's animations are fucked up and don't blend properly like they did in the original>Wind bullet range is fucked up and wrong.Those are just some of the issues.
>>720376664Is the more brightly-lit one the remake? It looks a lot less impressive than the one after it.
>>720376331>can't answer the question>seethes and schizoposts insteadOkay.
>>720377050yes. everything is brighter in the remakes like >>720377045lolo is so bright she glows in the dark
>knows Klonoa by nameUhh... how?
>>720377065How much does bamco pay you?
>>720377272Lolo if she radioactive
>>720377045Thanks for the list.
>>720377326she is a cia honeypoti mean why else would her name be lolo if she wasn't there for the token cunny character
>>720376792>That's a positive statementMy bad.You aren't right.
>>720377273He called him for help.You DO know the names of the things that you summon, right?
>>720365790What a shitty box art
>>720377536Klonoa running through the air like a plane. Curious.
>>720377536Americans always get the worst box art.
>>720377596Omg
>>720377525The only way you can know for sure is by asking Yoshizawa himself. Everything else is conjecture.
>THIS is how they marketed Empire of Dreams
>>720365790This was my first Klonoa and the only Klonoa I liked.
>>720377527No, I don't know the name of my pizza delivery guy.
>>720377684The burden of proof is on you, and you could ask him right now on Twitter. But you won't, because deep down you know you're wrong and you don't want the dream to end.
>>720377527i don't have a name for my paralysis demons, no
>>720377727
>>720377762GET THE DOORIT'S DOMINO'S
>>720377727What the fuck is WRONG with you guys?
>>720369250The devs DID make Klonoa and friends talk in English one time, and guess what? NO ONE liked it.
>>720377762>>720377917>
How was the Wii game?
>>720378104https://youtu.be/iS7zsHinQJILiteral baby game
>>720377727Eh, not that egregious, just a holdover from the Americanized marketing that was prevalent in the 90s.
Klonda Civic
https://youtu.be/i6xbViIxyTA>THIS is how they marketed Klonoa 2
>>720378958é‚!!!
>>720377782There's no "burden of proof" faggot. I'm not going to fucking pester the creator over this, which btw is THE ONLY way you can know for sure. So if you can't point to an established metaphysical model that this franchise follows there's really nothing you can do, except impotently seethe about me being wrong that is.
>>720379258>So if you can't point to an established metaphysical model that this franchise followsSure I can. Klonoa is a dream traveler, he travels through dream worlds that exist outside of his own mind. This is established in the first game. To claim that the second game is different, you require proof. >There's no "burden of proof" faggotYes there is. There always is, when someone makes a claim. The majority of people would agree with me in the default assumption that Klonoa 2 takes place in a dream world OUTSIDE of Klonoa's mind just like the first game. This is the only reasonable assumption to make based on the metaphysical model established in the first game. You need to provide substantial proof if you want to contradict this. >I'm not going to fucking pester the creator over thisThen tough shit I guess. Because until he confirms your schizo crackpot theory, that's all it will ever be. Blame yourself or God.
>>720379653So you have nothing at all?
>>720380189It's you who has nothing at all, faggot.
>>720380512You're just rejecting the most obvious conclusion that other people have arrived at independently with the help of that one tweet.You can call me a lone schizo all you want, but it's just so happens that it's what the entire structure of LV's narrative points towards.I just arrived to that conclusion long before even seeing that tweet. I instead psycho analyzed the story as if it's a fairy tale.
>>720381075That forum is full of pederast groomers who shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.>You can call me a lone schizo all you wantGood, I will continue to.>I instead psycho analyzed the story as if it's a fairy tale.Are you the same schizo who used ChatGPT to "psycho analyze" the story?
>>720381245You really are fucking furious aren't you? LMAO!
>>720381462>U MAD BRO?You're not even trying anymore. I accept your concession. We're done here.
>>720381625You're just dismissing everyone that disagrees with you as a pedo or a schizo. You're hardly trying to be objective here. You're legit a malding retard.
klonoa kinda sucks, albeit i did only play the remake which has less soul
Installed the PS1 version on my Vita TV because of this thread (I was the guy asking about it compared to the remake earlier).Gonna try it out this weekend, I always loved the GBa game so it'll be nice to experience the original for the first time.
>>720381953>You're just dismissing everyone that disagrees with you as a pedo or a schizoI can only have my reasonable request for proof go unanswered so many times before all that's left is to do is make fun of your personal character defects. >maldingTranny-coded word. Trannies invented that word as a replacement for "dilate".
>>720382103Based. We'll probably have a Klonoa Katurday thread, so you can post with us there too :)
>>720376719Is...is Klonoa gay too?
>>720382284You already know where to go if you want proof you dumbfuck retard.
>>720382565I ain't making an X account just to debunk your baseless claim which you have zero proof for, retard.
/ourguy's/ birthday is next month klonoabros. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.
It’s a shame the GBA games weren’t part of the remastered collection.
>>720382746Then feel free to keep seething about it. Maybe by next year you'll have calmed down a bit.
>>720383004>U mad>again!!!!Are you guys going to spam the thread all night? Reading this is giving me aids.
>>720383172You clearly unreasonably mad about something that I did over a year ago I think. No reasonable person would be this much of a colossal faggot about this. If you seriously still give this much of a fuck why not make that X account and ask the writer? Too much of a nobody for anyone to give a shit about your inane faggotry perhaps?
>>720383509>You clearly unreasonably mad about something that I did over a year agoI'm not. I don't even know what you're talking about.I just want this faggotry to stop. Nobody wants to read it. If you want to continue your spat with the other anon, add him on discord like all the other faggots do.
>>720383509>something that I did over a year ago I thinkWhat, you're the one who captioned that Inside Out tweet with your schizo theory conclusion? Lol
>>720383723I don't know anything about the thing I referenced a few posts ago. Sure thing schizo.
>>720383832ESL
>>720383832Uh, >>720383172 and >>720383723 are clearly not the same person you've been debating with this whole thread (me). God you're so illiterate and retarded, it's no wonder.
>>720383896stupid nigger
>>720383940bing if true
>>720383723>I'm not mad >NOOO I WANT THIS TO STOP WAAH!lmao
>>720383967ESL stop spamming the thread.ESL stop crying.
Why are Klonoafags all so mentally ill?
>>720384193I'm not mad about the think he did a year ago (whatever that was). Why do you think I am?I'm annoyed that he's spamming the thread like a faggot.
>>720384207keep spamming buzzwords, that'll fix everything
>>720384334penis behavior
>>720383509>something that I did over a year agoThe Inside Out tweet screenshot, or the ChatGPT schizoid rambling? I NEED to know, please clarify.
>>720384732uhh.. .maybe this will help
>>720385017Delete this right now
>>720385017Now he's a real sonic character
boysmell.png
>>720385315Klonoa's boysmell is your boysmell. What does Klonoa smell like?
What if Leorina used the ring to inflate Klonoa, wound't that be funny? haha
There's literally nothing wrong with using Psychology books and ChatGPT to learn new things about Klonoa 2 Lunatea's Veil specifically.The best thing about it is that it just works.
I really liked dream champ tournament
>>720385921Because it's almost like a bootleg Sonic game?
>>720385969Yeah that was cool. Also level design and music
>>720385716Weed and cabbit piss and shit.
Klonoa 2: Klonatea's Mind is the best game in the Klonoa franchise.
>>720386030most mediocre soundtrack in the entire franchise
>>720385716Klonoa smells like Axe blue lavender body spray and cum
~mwah
>>720387992Deviantart stamps... I haven't thought about those in a long, long time
Klonoa is a social construct.
>>720388271>Klonoa is a social construct.That's where all this "lunatea is just in klonoa's mind" nonsense will lead
>>720388349No, stop being such a sperg.
>>720388825Where's the fish?
>>720388908Klonoa ate it.
>>720388908gomennasai!
>>720379158
>>720388686It's a sperg eat sperg world out there
Schizo theories used to be so much better than they are now. What happened?
>>720390150There's like 1 game to analyze.
>>720377727REALISTICALLY speaking, what is Klonoa's length and girth?
>>72039093111 cm (~4.33 inches) and 6 cm (~2.36 inches) respectively
>>720391247Hm. That's a bit of a conservative estimate don't you think?
>>7203909312-2.5 L and 1.0-1.2 G
>>720391331I measured his penis myself.
>>720391403I agree if the L and G stand for liters and gallons
>>720377727Always the best way to advertise a game.
>>720391512>>720377727They need to bring back this style of advertising for Klonoa 3. Make it read "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG EARS..."
>>720391480nice collection
>>720391460Uh based. Do you think you could get him to let me measure it myself, just to make sure you did it correctly?
>>720391960There's a collection? I don't have the others. Post now.
>>720392024I'm extremely territorial when it comes to Klonoa. He is mine.
what if klonoa used the wind ring on his balls
>>720392085monkeys in your pic
>>720392194>monkeys in your picUnironically what the FUCK did he mean by this?
Name a single vidya character who has suffered more.
>>720392561Ellie from The Last of Crust
>>720392371the image here mentions something about jacking monkeys>>720390150
>>720392561>Kicked out of 109 dreams and counting
figment of imagination
His name in Japanese is actually pronounced Klawnwa
>>720392858NO!
>>720392959canon Klonoa is hella gay
>>720393385Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>720392107Since you're the expert, maybe you can answer this once and for all: Does Klonoa have foreskin?
>>720393445mountains and mountains of porn proves it beyond any reasonable doubt
>>720393823But anon...porn isn't canon
>>720393927You're going to make 90% of this thread sad. It's time for you to pipe down.
>>720393606no_
>>720394092>You're going to make 90% of this thread sadBe honest, do you really think Klonoafags are "happy" to begin with? They numb the pain with kemoshota peepee, but there's a dark void in each of our souls.
>>720394294sounds like projection to me
>>720393385Klonoa and Lolo's love is mutual passionate you don't get it.
>>720394434Maybe, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. I AM Klonoa and so are you all. Therefore my projection is actually a projection of all of us.
>>720394437effeminate men ship furry creatures
I'm conservative. I uphold the status klo.
>>720395413Klonservative if you will
>>720395413>t. Nick Fuentes tier conservative
>>720395565Weird little Nick Fuentes is definitely gay for Klonoa
>>720385716pork and berries
>>720392959YES
>>720385716He smells a bit wild. A bit silly.
>>720395653cabbit ranch when???
>>720395304well yea you're in a Klonoa thread.
Effeminate men ship furry creatures.Masculine men self insert as the one fucking the furry creatures (both male and female).We are not the same.
