What happened to vidya themed food
>>720405703My grocery store sells pokemon cereal. Haven't bought it, though.
Loved that Super Mario Kraft Dinner.
>>720405703Nothing?
>>720405703Soulful 90's branding and all but the sprinkles sucked and cherry flavor poptarts are the worst flavor.
>>720405703Carcinogens
>>720406271imma let you finish.... but those batman poptarts were the greatest collab of all time
>>720405703It was a terrible idea and was predatory, designed to fool the young into consuming poisonous slop.If the governing bodies responsible for evaluating food products gave a damn about doing their job, they'd require this kind of food to come in the most bland, ugly packaging possible to dissuade anyone from buying it.
>>720405703>Pokemon shaped sprinklesHow the fuck did they do that? Actually now that I remember it, as a kid it seemed like sprinkles came in all shapes and sizes. But now? It seems like there's only round sprinkles. Did we lose the technology to make shaped sprinkles or something?
>>720406271As an adult now I would never eat a poptart again but I remember them tasting sublime as a kid.
>>720407215I think i treated myself to one of the frozen ones a few months ago. Other than that its been probably years.
Step aside, best cereal coming through.
>>720407215>As an adult now I would never eat a poptart againPoptarts are still good you fag.
>>720406836yes yes children should only wear burlap sacks, eat grey nutri-sludge, and only be allowed to play with dirt and rocks. We get it, you hate fun. go be lame somewhere else.
>>720406972Fondant icing type of sprinkles.Tastes awful.
>>720406836True>>720407586Manchild faggot
>>720407376>flavorless choco milkNo
>>720405703Core memory unlocked. This type of marketing unhealthy food to kids is evil in hindsight but god damn did they make me so happy as a child. Take me back to the days of innocence.
>>720407376I stopped eating cereal years ago because it always fucked with my stomach. And I don't mean in a "it gave me a stomach ache" kind of way.>Eat cereal for breakfast before going to school/work>Perfectly fine for the first couple of hours>Suddenly get hit hard with what feels like starvation>Be miserable until lunchtime hitsIt only happened if I ate cereal.
>>720406836Those cereal manufacturers are one of the top purchasers of corn syrup. Without them, the rural Midwest and central states would be a ghost town. Your children's health is an acceptable sacrifice
>>720405703I don’t know about anyone else but I’m autistic enough that I would buy video game themed food if I saw it at the store. I would like it to be a thing again. Give me Zelda Doritos.
>>720407661reminder that you have turned into the pearl-clutching soccer moms you once hated
>>720407914Cause it's basically just empty carbs and sugar. Kids shouldn't be eating that shit as a breakfast replacement just cause they dump vitamins into it.
>>720408214No, we just lived long enough to realize that there was some truth in some of the things that those soccer moms stood for, and also live in an age where it is easier than ever to identify scummy business practices, poisonous products, and other harmful things that no one, adult OR child, should consume or engage with.It's easier for us to understand and articulate now the things that the soccer moms of yore would rage about but couldn't explain why. We have more facts and information than ever at our disposal. In the past, making unhealthy decisions could be considered beyond a person's help, but in modern times, it should be considered negligence.
>>720405703Nothing
>>720407590Sprinkles have always been shit. At best, it's literally just sugar, and at worst, it's fucking fondant.
>>720408576>Haribo makes kids frot
>>720408486Most of the soccer mom hysteria groups were corporate fronts used to discredit any community that questioned them.
>>720405703
>>720408486>we didn't turn into soccer moms, we just grew up to realize soccer moms were right!Retard.
>>720407390try the boston cake poptart and apologise us, sperg.
>>720407914Most cereal is just carbs and sugar. Stop eating that garbage and take the eggpill
>>720408729Or maybe the fact that you thought of soccer mom hysteria as lunacy was part of corporate manipulation to destroy the people trying to stop them.
>>720407914Cereal is for a late night snack in a small bowl, not breakfast
>>720409047For me, it's S'more.
>>720408192Dude imagine a whole section at the store that's just video game themed foodHell yeah motherfucker
>>720406836Cool story bro, whats your Twitter account so I can get some more insight of how much of a boring jaded skinnyfat wannabe traditional faggot you are?
>>720405703how did this shit taste?
They still make it but now it’s just weird and sad if you buy it because you’re an adult eating licensed slop
>>720405703It was eaten probably
>>720411732Amazing. Like a sweet cheese.
>>720406271Those faggots a kellogs got rid of the only poptart flavor I liked so fuck them
>>720408214Dumbass still hasnt realized jews turned their generation against their parents.
>>720407914iktf
>>720406271Take 2 poptarts, spread some peanut butter then sandwich them, It's good stuff.>>720407215Buy the off brand ones. They're thicker and they're dusted in this flour coating that makes them look and taste like an actual pastry.
>>720405703What made it soulful was the hand drawn drawings. Digital shit would just ruin it.
>>720407586>children should only wear burlap sacks, eat grey nutri-sludge, and only be allowed to play with dirt and rocks.Your life would be immeasurably better if this were the case, especially your mental health, focus, and creativity.
>>720405703Damn I haven't literally haven't thought about these in 25 years.
>>720407914Cereal might as well be candy with vitamins attached.Sometimes I do get a random craving for Trix or Kix.
The Scooby doo fruit snacks mogged all others
what do these have to do with video games
>>720414120>GreenRespect for giving up the ghost and not trying to pretend it's something it isn't
>>720412701I bought organic pop tarts the other day and they are so much tastier than the actual ones
>>720407376American Cocoa Puffs are the same thing, but better. As chocolate "Flavor your milk" cereals go, it's Cocoa Pebbles < Nesquik < Cocoa PuffsFruity Pebbles sweeps them all if you broaden the category and even beats Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (Because fuck the gritty shit stuff left behind in the bowl.)
>>720405703nintendo patented eating so you can't do that anymore
>>720408739fucking lazy
>>720406836We lost M&M's Minis, Capri Suns started tasting like rusty tap water, and all the joy was sucked out of the world because people decided it was better to hold companies' feet to the fire for trying to sell products to children than to have parents be responsible for their own children's health and upbringing.
>>720407914It helps to have yogurt or cottage cheese with it to keep up your fat and protein. The carbs kickstart your gut, but you need the other two if you want it to not burn out too quickly.
>>720414120>>720414690what does green taste like
>>720405703I stopped eating slop like this (keto diet) and my hemorrhoids and acid reflux went away.
>>720405703OP's pic and pic related used to make me autistic stim as a lad. Shit was so good.I still hate nostalgia and nostalgia related threads fuck you faggots.
>>720415601Sugar Water Green
>>720406836>>720408486>weDumb frognigger
>>720406250is this smegma?
>>720415148yeah…
>>720405703there are mariobros themed juiceboxes at my kroger RIGHT now.nothing happened to it.
>>720416249looks like a plate of tonsillitis
>>720410729Fucking Honey Nut Cheerios are the best for this
I remember begging my mom for these when I went to the grocery store with her as a kid. They were just fucking regular flavored popsicles
>>720407586There's a world of difference between a chocolate bar and a 12 pack of neutron-dense sugar bombs marketed as a morning start to ride the coattails of morning food being healthy
>>720405703>>720406037These were good. Bring them back and I will eat your slop again.
>>720407376Uh, no?
bought some shit with 21 g of fiber in it per serving.will report back on whether it fucks my shit up if the thread survives that long.
>>720414267Oh shit I forgot this nigga
you will buy the boomer nostalgia sauce
>>720425608They should concoct the nastiest shit you are legally allowed to sell as a sauce and name it after Atari ET.
>>720414267I will never forgive them for removing the marshmallows
>>720406037Bought a box on a whim and it was basically Captain Crunch Berries but with marshmallows, I liked it
