Who's going to buy this?
hol upis that......
>>720407408haha
>>720407408Based nintendo collabing with a real deodorant brand so teens don't embarrass themself with axe
>deodorant:I>deodorant, Nintendo™:O
>>720407408saw the word "galaxy" and thought it was galaxy gas
>>720407764That's still a body spray and not a deodorant, though.
>aluminum
>>720407854>Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
>>720407408That would actually suck if the sequel adapted Galaxy instead of 2. I want to see Wart and shy guys on the big screen.
>>720407408passing these out at the smash tournament
>>720407978Aluminum salts. it helps with preventing you sweat but it can leave a mess under your pits.
>scent of vanilla soundshow can something smell like vanilla sounds?
>>720408349A sound is a geographic formation. It's sort of like a harbor or a bay, but different in ways that only geographers care about.
>>720407408>sequel is galaxy>the mexican skeletons are there despite being on the same planetman this already seems incoherent
>>720407408>"scent intensity">missing the chance to call it "scent-isity"
Old Spice body wash can’t block odour for 16 hours.
>>720408843WHAT
galaxy movie huh?
>>720407408do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them wouldn't it be funny if there was a deoderant that smelled like yoshi's eggs haha
>>720407408...so that's what yoshi's eggs smell like.
>>720408296Talc is better.>>720407408Better late than never.
>>720408843
>>720407408The red packaging made me think those were sauces at first.
>told aluminum causes Alzheimer's>get natural deodorant without it>it does nothing and I smell strongly like B.O.>every single thing that doesn't have aluminum in it doesn't workfuck off
>>720410030post hands
>>720410030Deodorant is a Jewish psyop, there's nothing with your natural body odors
>>720407408looking forward to the yoshi vore scene and subsequent webms which i will save and masturbate to
I want to smell like Peach's Castle Crush
>>720410030All spray deodorant is worthless dogshit, use stick deodorant retard
>>720410164Desi hands typed this post.
>>720410030sir, your baking soda?
>>720410435I'm pretty sure Desi Arnaz wore deodorant.
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't struggle with body odour, even in the Japanese or Australian summer when I'm drenched with sweat I don't smell like much of anything (confirmed by femoids)I'll never be a pro smash player.....
Goddammit, I don't want time of tomorrow direct to be wasted in advertising the fucking movie.
>>720407408Not meI use my stink to dominate others
>>720411291Smash tournament imminent.
>>720407408your retard generation. they need to cater your adult life as if you are a child.>but that is sooo cool>its collectable
>>720407408Not Nintendo fans
>>720407408How the fuck is Yoshi the Brooklyn scent instead of one of the Mario Bros?I fucking hate Old Spice now
>>720411212I get that but also it would only take 15 mins at the very most and 45mins is still a beefy direct
>>720411572That is a lot!
Will we get a Mario Sunshine Movie after this one?
>>720407408>tostarenansfuck I hope this is real so they start using them in more games
>>720411291This is genuinely how some tendies think
>>720408183Only Nintendo-approved games and characters allowed
>>720410491I was somehow too retarded to do homemade deodorand and added boric acid instead of baking soda.
>>720408183Nobody wants a Doki Doki Panic movieThe yoshi was leading into World, why are they skipping to Galaxy?
>>720411609It might have Sunshine stuff in it.
Cast her
>>720410030>family prone to alzheimer and dementia>only get 6 hours of sleep most nights>use deodorant every day since i have a social lifeMy life is basically going to end at 60 isnt it
>>720407408Millennials
>>720412480Yoshi is also in Galaxy 2.The Mario movies are loose adaptations, different stories with Mario characters that are loosely based on specific games.The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a Super Mario story that takes elements from SMB1 SMB3 and 64.This movie will probably take elements from Sunshine, Galaxy 1, Galaxy 2, and Odyssey.
>>720412715Or the could have made World
>>720410030shower daily, stop using deodorant for a month, and clean up your diet. using deodorant on your fucking crotch was unheard of until zoomer and alpha generation. yall really need to get your shit together
Body spray is shit tier. Would rather smart my puts with laundry soap
>>720407408uhh nigga.. ehhm.. y-you are not supposed to post that...
>>720412558Lupita Nyongo
>>720407408>smell of crushed fruit>brooklyn bounce I've been to brooklyn. Crushed fruit is not the scent I associate with it.
>>720413167Lupita is too hot to play Rosalina
>>720407408is this going to be more ass than the first one what the fuck do you mean galaxy where is my mario 2
>>720410030>>told aluminum causes Alzheimer'sThere's no mechanism in the body whereby putting aluminium on your armpits will cause neurological disorder. Maybe if you're swallowing pounds of it at a time, but by that point you're clearly already brain damaged
Not smash players
>>720410030This post reminded me of a revelation I had recently.>forget to wear deodorant one day>wtf why do I smell like a nigger>wait a second>brain puts two and two together>realize black people don’t wear deodorant
>>720414018>forget to wear deodorant one day>wtf why do I smell mildly worse than usualMaybe you just stink because you have shitty genes
>>720408296Yes they literally block your pores and contribute to breast cancer + alzheimers.
>>720407764Axe is the gamer’s hygiene product of choice. You’ll never top the fun colors, Tron Legacy-esque packaging, and cool logos and scent names.
