Holy shit we gotta go to Space!
>>720424095old spice body wash can't block odor for 16 hours...
>>720424095>Vanilla SoundsIs this different smelling than regular vanilla?
>>720424397WHAAT
>>720424095>now instead of unbathed manchildren we have to smell old spicethe monkey paw curls
>>720424095Wake me up when we get Metroid themed Irish Spring
>aluminum freeWell damn, I was hoping to get a bit of aluminum on my pits...
>>720425869Environmental storytelling anon.They used to put aluminum in them, turned out to be poison (probably, not googling), so now the cans have to say "look we dont have poison!"
>>720425869Post pits
>>720424095>That Yoshi designThat's it. That's the final nail in the coffin for that cursed Story design. We've been eating so good since Wonder Yoshi chads. Sorry about Wokey Kong DK bros but he was a worthy price to pay for nu-Yoshi.
>>720425970No, they still sell the poison ones. Had to stop using anti-perspirants because they kept giving me ingrown hairs.
>>720424095I always wanted to smell like an italian american plumber in the desert.
>>720425673Old spice is great, I use the stick stuff myself
>>720426550not the sprays. specifically because people who don't know how to use deodorant sprays put it on their entire fucking bodies creating an overwhelming scent
Wait are they gonna waste a chunk of tonights direct on movie shit
>>720424095Who will voice yoshi?
>>720424095CUBESNOYS BTFOSHITSHINE CONFIRMED SHITTIEST 3D MARIOWIICHADS WONNED
>>720424095I’m ready to be disappointed at the possibility we might not see Daisy or Wario in this movie sequel
>>720425673It was great for me in highschool, I could smoke as much as I wanted at lunch time and no one in the afternoon classes would know.
>>720426959daisy became useless when they stopped showing sarasaland
>>720426885cubies* Not even Snoys would like the GayCube
>>720426604It's especially bad when they think body spray is a shower replacement, then you get the cloying smell of Axe with an acrid undercurrent of BO. I cannot smell Axe without wanting to fucking vomit.
>>720424095I was hoping it would be world, maybe I should just hope that they are back to backing 2 films and it goes World then Galaxy.
will it have Terry Crews in it?
>>720427429>dk old spice commercialI really hate seth rogen
>>720427537why couldn’t they get the dkc cartoon voice?
>>720427003thats misleading, because anyone using half a can of body spray is obviously hiding something. people knew
>>720427010Daisy unironically got a second breath of relevancy ever since she got added to smash, after that she started to be featured more prominently in recent mario games and even was a main playable character in wonder wich is weird since either rosalina stole her spot during the wii era and pauline was shaping up to do the same.
>>720427003>no one in the afternoon classes would know.Bull. Shit.
>>720424095Now i will finally be able to smell like yoshis eggs, haha
>>720424095Feels too soon for Galaxy, that should have been a third or fourth movie.Sequel should have focused on the Yoshi Kingdom while world building a bit more.
>>720427003equally delusional as the kid who wears a shirt in the pool so no one knows they're fat
>>720424095>Mario movie>Random galaxy character (Luma)>Galaxy movie>Random odyssey character (Tostarenan)I hate normies.
>>720426959They should've gone with a Marioland movie or World for the second movie. Not sure why they are essentially jumping to the end game by trilogy standards of buildup.
>>720428249Rosalinabros can't stop winning.
>>720427949>Nintendo reveals new Smash Bros>They use Pauline as a newcomer to reveal the game exists ala Inkling
>>720428249And plus the Galaxy Theme is going to be hard to top in the inevitable third sequel. It’s very weird of them to immediately jump to Galaxy, it feels like they’re going rush the story of this sequel movie like the did the first.
>>720424095oh no, so they're going to go straight to galaxy??it's too soonit's like going from episode i directly to episode iiior episode 4 directly to episode 6ditching the mushroom kingdom after only 1 film
>>720428029agree, how do you come back to mario world after space??
>>720426708yes, its the 40th anniversary and they need to start advertising campaign til april
>>720428768this would have been a better premisedaisy and yoshi show up in the 2nd filmpeach gets jealous of daisylots of yoshi and castle stuff which we never saw in the first one
Bump
Bing bing 2qhoo
>>720428462Rosalina belongs in the trash.
>>720424095Mario Space. Wow!
>autosagejannies...
>>720431347Rosalina belongs in my trash, so we can have sex.
