MASTERPIECE! ITSA MAAASTAAPEECE BABYYYYY
Another youtuber to add my banlist. Thanks.
i unironically enjoy borderlands games, AMAyes i am brown and +30 btw
>>720426767>ignoring the silksong fans who have been spamming before
Why does 4chan hate fun so much? Every new game drops and it’s instant meltdown. Every. Single. Time.
>>720427153Are you aware that you're in a thread about borderlands?
>>720426718I played it and it's pretty good. I would fix the performance and controls, maybe give the UI more personality but I have no compliants about the gameplay or the story. The dialogue for Rafa is cringe but is it really Borderlands without a dose of cringe?
>>720427282Yes. And like clockwork, it turned into a hatefest. Not just Borderlands. Pretty much every new game gets the same treatment
>>720426789Why are you me from the future?
>>720426789based FBKGOD
we love browns here
>>720426718>honest review>monetized video site
>>720426718I'd play it if it were on gamepass but i'm not paying $110 for the continued beta testing of UE5
>>720426718All the borderland youtubers are glazers
>>720427153when you hate things... you get perceived as a SMART and TASTEFUL consumer... hehe... normies won't understand...
>>720427442Because most new games look and play like shit.
>>720428010That’s not even remotely true. You’re literally proving my point
>>720428142Your point is entirely in your own head and has no anchor in reality.
>>720428227Funny, that’s exactly what I thought reading your reply
>>720428287Your brain is niggerpoop.
>>720428365Yeah, sure, buddy
>>720427814Grim. Now holoEN is just shit.
>>720428287What do you and your boyfriend pretending to be me believe the point I was making is?
>>720428516Your point is being insufferably retarded and an active detriment to everyone unfortunate enough to know you.
>borderlands but its even more repeated assets and is open world with ubisoft towers
>>720428516If you had a point, it got buried under whatever that was.
>>720428449It's better than ever now that the lazy white whores fucked off.
I'm having a Badass Blast™.
>>720428594Damn I'm sorry your parents kicked you out of the house for being a faggot but you don't need to explode like that at random people.
Are any of you oldfags here that remember the first borderlands advertisement on /v/? It was about the same time as “that was so hot I came on my cat and it hiss at penis” and some other bot girl posting at the same time.
BADASS
>>720426718>still has the same movement speed>still has the same moon jumpI can tolerate a lot of flaws in a game but not this.
>>720428449ninners still exists so holoEN isn't hopeless
Is there a mod that makes UVHM in BL2 not require Slag and makes weapons besides The Harold usable outside of gimmick meme shit (like Zer0's B0r3)
>>720428449>nowlmfao
>>720429672Their was literally nothing wrong with slag in bl2 when the level cap was 61 Every class had a way to apply it easily via action skill crom gunzeker duel wield, slag turrents, zero kunais, maya slag infused abilty and melee, slag grenades with one of the best being magic missles, and quick weapon swappingYoy could also have just used overpowered builds that did so much damage it didn’t need any It wasn’t until level 72 op8 when balance got really really fucked
>>720426718>Liked 1>Liked 2>Didn't like prequel>Didn't like 3>Skipped the restNot buying 4. I probably won't enjoy it.
People seethed at me when i said i liked borderlands 2 more than d2 as my favorite arpg back when headhunters were still releasing.But idk man, its just fun, feels good, classes are really well made(besides gaige), and the loot system is one of the best especially before the op levels when the numbers were bloated massively like the dedicated drop system is brilliant instead of farming the pitt 24/7 like d2, loot is impactful without needing 30 modifiers of filler. Even some of the jokes made me smile and there was parts of the world building that did pique my interest like only 6 sirens in the world is cool.Some of the character designs are peak like zero I have very good memories of hanging out with friends music is playing while i hunt tubbies which are cute on the halloween headhunter.Hell the whole reason we even got headhunters and vault hunter pack 2 and the 5th dlc was because the game had so many fans wanting more content.
Im having fun with it. Played 3h with stutters last night, then saw there was patch and now its all nice and smooth. Found also first optional bosses and he dropped just epic loot at lvl11, we are so back
>>720426718> Slop enjoyers and shills unite! not this time bitch
>>720427153no fool, people detest lazy woke garbage that these retarded corporations keep peddling thinking we will just buy it. people are tired. we want fun games not ideologies and politics.
>>720426718Eh borderlands hasn't been a letdown for THAT long right?>BL2 released 13 fucking years agoHoly shit, almost fifteen years of being an irrelevant series. No wonder Randy is so pissed off, he struck gold with BL and BL2 and it's been downhill for almost two decades.
>pick siren with the cat companion skill>reach a vampiric badass psycho>cat runs in and dies giving the psycho full health back>slowly shoot the psycho down>cat respawns>cat runs in and dies giving the psycho full health back>repeat 8 times>died 4 times prior when the psycho caught up to me after killing the catI'm switching builds.
>>720428634>ass Blast
>>720426718It's been out for 60 hours already?
>>720427153>liking BL (((humour))) past BL1Hot take.
>>720426718>Make BL>Cool turret guy sucks ass compared to the others especially the Siren>Make BL2>Cool turret guy sucks ass compared to the others especially the SirenDid an automated turret gun down Randy's family or something, what gives?
>>720432204Shill reviewers get press early access.
>>720427153epic doomer mindset mixed with search for next TorTanicdon't you dare to say anything positive about a game lest you want to be called 'shill' only flops are interesting because schadenfreude is the only type of fun these 'humans' are capable of havingevery other type of fun is just a buzzword
>>720426718Poorfags S E E T H I N G
>>720427153>>720427442Stop being such a crybaby
>>720426718>Shiller Six
>>720432676I mentioned /v/ crying. You cried about me mentioning it. The cycle is complete
>>720432092I fucking love that BB video, thanks for a reminder.
>>720433221You have no self-awareness, anon.
>>720426718> watch B4 footage from streaming friend of mine>game is smeared and blurry>textures looks like shit in many cases>3d models looks bad when in movement>overall visual fidelty is seemingly wash out>check game engine>UE5Obviously, always, UE5 is fucking the worst game engine.
>>720433395You typed that with zero irony. Honestly impressive
>>720426718>shillersix
>>720427153I don't remember a meltdown over Salamander 3Maybe you just enjoy shitty mainstream garbage, have you considered that?
>>720427153Acting like HR is in the room, or toxic positivity isn't what fun means.
>>720434543Maybe. Or maybe I just don’t need niche taste to feel superior online>>720434608I'm not enforcing positivity. Just noticing the pattern: every time a new game drops, /v/ melts down, even when the "shitty mainstream" ones are actually fun. It’s exhausting
>>720426718>"honest reviewer">look inside>paid off shillEvery time. Just put "honest" in front of whatever and the normoids will eat it up
>ue5 slopnah
>>720432092holy shit malenia its back
>>720432278I loved playing as turret guy in those two games, they are fine per se it's the other characters that are overtuned. Lilith's phasewalk basically makes you invincible at some point and Maya's cloudkill is just silly
>>720432278now the tsundere soldier and the new spic with exogimmicks are cooler and good
>>720436124seetheborderland won
>>720426718literally whomst've?
>>720436124if I remember the guy he literally only plays Borderlands so shitting on the new one wouldn't be wise, but yeah calling it "honest review" is misleading
>entire channel dedicated to borderlands >"honest" reviewAre people really that fucking retarded and naive nowadays? Why would you think a single word coming out of this negroes mouth is honest and unbiases.
>>720435728nope, you're just a midwit
BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>720427153I believe I would still find it more good than bad but I find it unjust to pay so much for fun and the market is oversaturated anyway.
>>720436856Any review that has "honest review" in the thumbnail or title can be dismissed easilyIt's a retard aiming to catch other retards.
>>720436856ok but why is this okay?:>fishing channel with 10 years of fishing experience>people believe him
>>720436872Neat diagnosis. Moving on...>>720437046Fair take. The pricing can be rough sometime
>>720437107I mean even without the "honest" its insanely clear that dude is not going to be unbiased about this IP lol. Hes a human that depends on this IP doing well for making living so you would think that anyone who doesnt have single digit IQ realizes he will never ever be not biased.
this soifaggot plays borderlands exclusively, his opinion is worth shit
>>720437160>comparing fucking fishing to shilling AAA video game products made by massive corporationsDo you suffer from profound mental retardation? If that fishing channel does sponsored content then yes you should be vary since they wouldnt take sponsorship deal on stuff used to fish just to shit on something.
>>720426718> I want to find criticism about the game.> All I find is “woke bad.”Can someone point out what's bad about the game? I've heard about performance issues.
>>720437213you type like a redditor
>>720437404Fishing was invented by companies to sell you fishing equipment.
>>720437565Redditor, midwit, NPC... keep spinning the wheel, buddy
>>720437661Lmao so eating is an industry invented by companies to sell you food equipment by that logic. Just accept it that we have sixth sense for spotting shills and grifters. That's why we're always right.
>>720438116Yeah food industry is huge.
>>720438208Redditors reading comprehension gets F, go back.
>>720432278when you make solid build, soldier is surprisingly fun. even better with good balance mods
>>720426718there is literally zero hype. BL threads drop out with eight replies
>>720426718>Honest Review>Channel icon is a custom image in the style of the gameSounds legits
Game feels really bland so far. Open world is as bog standard as they come.
>>720426718I don't care Not gonna buy it regardless
>>720426718If this is a masterpiece then you may as well call fifa a masterpiece lmao
>go to point of interest>press three glowing yellow balls in a 20 foot radius >get a rewardHOLY GAMEPLAY
>>720426789Did you get browner as you got older? Will you change shades, pehaps to a nice lilac?
>Randy never expected this!The marketing team of key sites are shitting on Randy Bitchford, lmao
>>720426789I am +30 and in my opinion, Borderlands give are "fine".So, is the secret to enjoy them is being +30 AND brown?
it's a good thing he put "HONEST REVIEW" in the thumbnailhe would be upfront if he was dishonest about it
>>720437513The only thing I truly hate is the performance. Writing is okay, toned down Borderlands humor with a bit of darkness mixed in there. It's not 2 or 1, it's something new. UI doesn't have a strong soul I guess?
>>720426718This fag went from criticizing the state of the franchise hard before Randy invited him to beta test the game, to now glazing this shit like it's the game of the centuryWhat could have caused this?
>>720426718>walking memelands shill>IT'S MASTERPIECE PLEASE BUY ITyeah no fucking shit a drone is going to praise it
So uhh is the gameplay actually good? 3 was okay
>>720441224It's just a good game. I know it's hard for you to comprehend that but coming after 3, Wonderlands and New Tales, this is a godsend.
>>720441313gameplay is good, more movement has been added. Everything else feels pretty mid
>>720441353Is the writing as obnoxious as 3? Almost unplayable
>>720427153>stop asking questions, just consume product and get exited for next product
>>720441395Not as bad so far but still god awful. I can't stand the character I've picked, lol
>>720426789wow, you're literally me. i'm the scattuman btw
these map objectives are amongst the worst ive ever seen lmao
>>720426718>paid youtuber hyping shitgameWOAH
why doesn't this game have any organic thread discussing it? it's either blatant shilling or performance shit thread
>>720442907why would anyone attempt to have a genuine conversation about it here?
Have never played a single game of the series.Is it enjoying solo? Can you form random multiplayer teams?
>>720445917Yes and yes
>>720426718>Dunkey postKEEP SAYING IT
I keep getting hard crashes after about 30 minutes to an hour of gameplay.
>>720426718This game is awful
>>720447120seems like a memory leak i've had as well
>>720440478If they're good for their entire life, they turn white just before they die so they can go to heaven.
>>720437160Because it's a fishing channel and not a St. Croix fishing rod manufacturing fan channel, you dumbo.Nobody more stupid than the faggots on the internet trying to find contradictions and hypocrisy on the internet.
>>720426718kill yourself randy
>>720432278What are you talking about, Axton is the fastest character in the game by a long shot its ridiculous if you want to mess around
>>720453501Yeah being fast is great when enemies are hitscanners and damage sponges!
