It's right. Every game other than Fallout 3 is for coomers while Fallout 3 is for fatasses who don't eat good snacks

>>720428103
Sometimes I stick a can of pringles down my pants and walk around my house so I can see what it feels like to have a gigantic penis

>>720428103
>fallout 76
jesus christ lmao

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>>720428103
>coomer joke
>no Skyrim

>>720428330
Yep

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>new vegas

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>New Vegas
how did you know???

Why is the fleshlight screaming
what does it know

>>720428103
unfortunately, you are trans

>>720428103
Fo1>Fo:NV>Fo4>Fo3>Fo2>Fo76(never palyed it)

>>720428458
damn bro, clean those tits, you shouldn't let it dry and get mossy

I want to like 76 I really do but it feels like shit to play because of the godawful netcode

My tenga flip has spoiled me. I don't think I'll ever have another sex toy that I can't open and clean.

>>720428330
/thread

>food analogy

>>720428103
<FO3chad’s dick is so big, he has to fuck Pringles cans
<NVtroon gets fucked by a futa doll with a drooping crotch
Zased

>vegastroon can not go one second without thinking about sex

>>720428103
>Fallout 1 and 2 are for male coomers
>Fallout 4 is for female coomers
>Fallout New Vegas is for transbians
>Fallout 3 is for normal gamers
>Fallout 76 is for normal well adjusted people who cook their own food and take good care of their own lives
Yep.

all those games look fun

>>720428103
whats a horse dildo(flared)

>>720428943
Van Buren

>>720428330
Fallout 3 zoomers are almost as bad as NV troons, but not quite. I can't hate you just for being 12 when F3 came out and thinking it was the best thing ever, I just pity you, honestly.

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I am a Mouth, and I Can Only Scream

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>>720428103
Bethesdrones have permanently poisoned the well with their incredible shittaste.

>>720429053
>zoomers
Try again.
>thinking it was the best thing ever
Zoomers are convinced by their favorite youtubers Fallout 1 and 2 were the best RPG ever.

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I bought a hip toy with a fat ass but I ended up using my first loli onahole almost exclusively over it and any other toys I tried because it's so much simpler to maintenance
also it fits my big dick and because it has a flat childlike body I can rape it in a towel and fuck it between pillows or while cuddling my dakimakura with ease
she's really beat up but she's still going if you don't count the one I literally broke through all the way

f3 is peak atmosphere
nv has better quest but a boring map
f4 is a looter shooter
f76 was a mistake

>>720429058
giwtwm

>>720428103
I only played 1 and 2

>>720428458
>when the sex doll contracts herpes

I can't believe it's been 10 years since F4. I can't believe normies know about Fallout now because of the TV show, when F5 comes out it's going to be a Twitchcore meme game played by posers. So depressing.