Did bananza flop?
>paid dlc 2 months after releaseI feel robbed. Fuck Nintendo for that shit. It's just another layer + a minigame, too. Unless it's 1.99 - go fuck yourself
very sturdy looking legs
>>720451706Way too old. She'd look better 9 years younger and in a diaper.
>>720452835:/
>>720452326
>>720451706Would look better in most colors besides white. As is, it looks like a diaper.
>>720451706
>>720452008Yeah it's so fucking lame. Only good thing will be the new Pauline fanart
>>720451706Why isn't this a costume
>>720451706I flop my penis with loli Pauline so I guess?
>>720456085 It didn't just flop - it faceplanted straight into obscurity. The hype cratered the second people realized it was just Diet Mario Party with even fewer maps and a fraction of the chaos. Add the insulting DLC on top and yeah, Bananza got peeled fast.
>>720451706>Game gets demo after launchI think it might of
>>720451706I wanna flop my cock on her forehead
>>720451706Jesus Christ...
>>720451706Ooh banana What did she mean by this
>>720463159that's inappropriate
>>720462205>>720462675It’s fucking strange. Been topping the charts on the eshop as if that means a damn thing but it might be flopping even worse than battle league. Combined with MKW’s blunder, what’s happening at nintendo?
cutsey manchild shit
>>720463893Maybe, but she needs it
>>720463893>feet are noticeably more detailed/less cartoony than her handsreally, what were they thinking?
>>720464381Feet need more detail to look decent compared to other body parts since they're more complex
>>720464031Too much effort on remake/portslop, theme park slop, and movieslop and not enough effort towards making good games
>>720452835This but unironically
>>720452008It's a free update, though.
>>720468242it's a paid DLC
>>720451706this cannot be real
>>720464381she needs good grip to stay on DK's back while he jumps around
>>720470347It isn't
I do think the sales were disappointing considering the demo is out, they only do that for games that struggled
You know what I want to see? Barefoot kid versions of all the princesses! Zelda too!
>>720451706>>720455258>>720456085>>720463893>>720471985Please God let me see her hymen!Please God let me see her hymen!Please God let me see her hymen!
>>720456085Shove a fucking banana down her throat.
>>720462205>Bananza is diet mario party???????????
>>720476401Based
>>720464381Sniff is what
>>720451706Yes since the snitch floppedNo one cares about donkeyshitkong
>>720478481Willing to bet he meant Odyssey.
>>720451706Not a flop, but the fact they launched a demo today might mean the game underperformed
>>720452835She should be 10 years older and wearing a diaper
>>720479316
>>720479278So yes, it flopped.
>>720479153It has more "maps" than odyssey.
>>720480127oh it's got maps alright
>>720478481>>720479153It's an AI post.
>>720480127heh
>>720480487What's the solution to AI post flooding?The only thing I can think of is branch based invitations, where only a select number of human posters get to invite other people then if AI bots ever get invited and start inviting others you just clip that branch
>>720479316And have thick, massive pubes peeking out the edges of her diaper!
Game is fun as fuck and really hits your monkey brain but I'm not sure if it's 70$ kind of fun.
>>720479316she should, in fact, be the exact age she is, and in a diaper
>>720481126what the fuck dude
>>720481720You're supposed to say I'm based for wanting pubes, anon.
>>720481895usually I don't give a shit about the garbage that get posted on this site but this time I picture the mental image of a grown ass woman with a diaper with massive pubes peaking out and it freaked me out
>>720481895No, that's gross
>>720481994>>720481995>massive pubesThe thought of pubic hair follicles being large enough that Pauline could wrap her arms around just one hair made me gag a little. I don't think I like the can of worms I opened up anymore.
>>720481657I actually thought she was way younger, I'd take like 5 or 6 years older and wearing a diaper
>>720481895if it weren't a diaper I'd say based
>>720482847Bodysuit with pubic hairs peeking out the sleeves then?
>>720483064much better
>>720462675Or at the very least, Nintendo had some absolutely retarded sales expectations it fell short of. I think, by putting the 3D Mario team on it and not having a real Mario game to celebrate the 40th anniversary, the stupid fucks really thought DK was going to take off in its place this gen.
>>720474641And they spent all this time hyping him up with a redesign that they're gonna be stuck with for at least the rest of the Switch 2. Just watch - they're gonna slowly re-Rareify it over time rather than outright admit they fucked up.
>>720483064I normally like fullback panties, but if the girl is seriously hairy then thong or just lace works nicelythough these days finding decent hairy porn is difficult... too many californian disgusting hairy women taking over, not enough actually decent looking european women
>>720451706The problem isn't in Bananza but the franchise. Donkey Kong has prestige because it has ties to Mario's roots and thanks to constant exposure from Smash, but it's nowhere near the popularity of IPs like Zelda and isn't forgotten enough to reach meme status like F-Zero since it still gets games and cameos once in a blue moon.Bananza is easily the franchise's modern breakout title akin to BotW changing everything going forward with Zelda, but it's kneecapped as a Year 1 game on a system with launch controversy buzz and a much lower playerbase than the original Switch. An inflated price tag leads to inflated expectations, so Bananza would have needed at least twice as much content in every layer to satisfy the average player's grievances for paying extra when bigger games have been out on discount for awhile.Still my GOTY and a new all-time favorite, but that doesn't mean much to the suits at Nintendo HQ thinking it would be their new golden goose.
>>720480127>>720480384>>720480553kek
