>stomps on the corpses of the "Nintendo hates Rare DK" crowd
It's not a 1:1 copy of the dk64 dk isle so I hate itAlso I'm not paying $40 or whatever the fuck to access it
That'll be $49.99
>>720461702>>720462025it's 20 bucks
>>720462135still too much
>>720461391Oh wow, 20 dollar dlc for a game that just came out that I can fully explore in under 20 minutes. A dollar a minute sounds about right. I can’t wait to punch through the rocks and do nothing else
>>720461391I see it more as Nintendo does not what to do with DK based on the previous 2 games so do what Rare was doing because people seemed to liked that.
>>720461391this doesn't even look as big as most of the other levels. unless theres a deep cave system or a whole ass other island this looks like shit, even worse than the peach's castle level in odyssey. and that was at least part of the base game
>>720462135I don't believe you
where's tiny kong
>>720463487Doing coke with Funky Kong
>>720461391>New stage is all about selling out to the evil guys and destroying your home island just to get some emeralds to fill your boss' pocketsOOK OOK, ME PART OF THE BUSINESS, ME IMPORTANT!
>>720461391is Candy Kong there
No Lankey, Kiddy or Chunky, no buy
>>720465562Yes. As a picture.
>>720468989>nerfed her titsNintendo has gone woke
>>720468989>Changing the model a little bitFair enough, looked a bit wonky, as did a lot of the models in the game.>No tits at allCROSSED THE LINE
>>720462135$20 for a single area is hideously ovepriced.
>>720468989lookin' good
>>720470406I'd agree, but it also comes with Slay the Spire mode for several levels. Still shouldn't have been DLC.
>>720470560Jeses fuck
>>720468989This is the best she has ever looked>but her tits-Again, the best she has ever looked
>>720461391 ...by taking DK and making a mario game with him?
>>72046213520 dollars more than it should be
>>720462135>nostalgia>rogue slop>20$LOLLMAO EVEN
>>720468989shit, they made candy into bananza style before lily could do it!
>>720461391Remember the only source for "Nintendo/Miyamoto hates Rare" is this fucking book, nothing was corroborated by anybody that worked there at the time who have no incentive to not talk about Nintendo or Rare after the fact, and it gets so much wrong on other topics there's no reason to believe it's true.
It's always fun watching /v/irgins chimp out more than the actual monkeys after every Nintendo Direct.
>>720468989texture very good saar!
Okay, but are Chunky, Tiny, and Lanky present?
>>720461391Nintendo did hate rare.It's just the ones making the decisions all died/got replaced by people who only care about money and they view it as easy money to cater to rare DKC.
>>720471121Bananza confirms the story
>>720463172There was no reason they couldn't make the level bigger.Paying $20 DLC for a level smaller than the average "small" level of the games is a fucking joke.The flat plain and beach levels look bigger than this and they were the shortest levels in the game outside the meme racing level.
>>720461391DK Isle was in Returns and Tropical Freeze. It's not a Rare-only thing.
>>720463172You can play the new rogue-like mode on the old levels.
>>720474404>couldn't even make DK Island a worthwhile level so they just threw its mechanics into the old content and called it a dayBased lazy Nintendo.
>>720471121>Foreward by Peter Molyneuxsubtle way of saying this shit is full of lies
>>720462135>>720462301>its realfuck offfhttps://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-dk-island-and-emerald-rush-70050000062442-switch-2/
