That'll be $100+$50 for switch online+tips+tariffs to play mario clash!
plus, you need the subscription to even buy this trash stand lmaooo
>>720463730That's your problem.
>>720463730this literally feels like an April Fool's joke
Cardboard status?
>we added some new games to nso!>for our biggest joke of a system ever>you have to pay $100 to play them>and also be subscribed to our online serviceWhat the FUCK is wrong with Nintendo?
>>720463730>Cardboard accessory >$100Wow tendies are just on a whole different level of consumer goycattle.
>>720464061>>720464195Cardboard is 25 bucks.Still a joke.
>>72046406125 dollaroos
nintendo milking the fuck out of the cattleyou love to see it
>>720463730>>720464284>100 eurodollars for some shitty plastic>25 eurodollars for cardboardsomeone should drop a nuke on Japan again
>>720463730>Always online virtual boyLmao
i am buying this ironically
Inonly ever had Nintendo systems as a kid until I was 19. It feels like I escaped a cult.
>>720463730You'd have to be retarded to think that this would be cheap. The cardboard version is obviously what most people would get if they don't just make their own via crafting or 3D printing
>>720464281Oh ok. That's a bit more fair. Still, $100 is pricey.
>>720463730Does it still feature the red-colored eye rape?
>>720464284This weekend is PERFECT for me to have some fun with this while my wife is taking a girlfirends only trip in Jamaica!
>>720464573The cardboard version is awful as you will have to hold the whole thing yourself right onto your face.
>>720463730AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>720463730truly the apple of gayming
>>720464524Cardboard or plastic?
>>720463730>100 dollar piece of cardboardwhat in the fuck...
>>720464714Both of them are stupid. And how the fuck will the app even know you're using it?
>>720465013anon, that's the plastic replica
Are the preorders live already? I want this.
>>720463730$100 for a place to store your Wii 2 when not in use...
>>720465013Plastic. Cardboard is 25.
>>720463730what in the fuck. this can't be real
>>720464714>$25 for cardboard is fair It should be $5 at most and that’s being generous to Nintendo
>>720465013Based retard
In before 'inflation'.
who the fuck would even buy this
>>720465292>20 bucks for a power brickHoly shit
>>720465292shut up dobson we're not gonna make inflation porn for you
>>720465316Tendies
>>720465292169.99 back then is insane.
>>720465292>In before 'inflation'.
Corporations should sell their products at the highest price their customers are willing to pay.
>>720463730Legit question, why can't i just pick up my console or play it on TV mode since i just want to play Jack Bros and Wario land?
>>720465159I mean Silksong cost 25 dollars. 25 bucks in 2025 is nothing. A Chipotle burrito with extra chicken is 25 dollars.
Legitimate question. Why shouldn’t I just emulate any old Nintendo game and pay$0.75 for a sheet of cardboard for the odd occasion when I need it?
>>720466183Because they're stupid.
>>720466323It’s fucking cardboard
I might buy one
Absolute city of Tendo.
>>720465292>When adjusted for inflation, this price would be approximately $370 USD
>>720466591why?
>>720466801to be ready for vr porn on a hacked switch 2
>>720464284>>720464284eh, it's not that expensive of all thing considered, given that google cardboard, a similar VR goggles cost around 20$ for something pretty similar.There's lenses and plastic. Although, the lacks of headband is pretty disappointing.
>>720466452No what i mean is, if this "runs" on a plastic/cardboard stand, it means it has no requirement?So i can just use it on my TV anyways?
>>720466526You could eat it for extra fiber.
>>720467297You'd think so, wouldn't you? But somehow it can tell if you aren't using the accessory and won't let you. Apparently. Which is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
>>72046529299 for a gb color it's pretty nice, they are more expensive today second hand
>>720463730if you buy this, you should be put in a fucking hospital.what in the actual FUCK were they thinking by re-releasing a system that bombed hard because it was so fucking terrible?and yes, i know. they were probably thinking "our fans are mentally unstable cultists that will buy shit fresh out of our ass"
>>720467394ok then Nintendo can eat my hairy ass
>>720467664it'll be a success this time
>>720467712You can’t say that. Nintendo, anybody !? Sue this man!
> 100$ migraine inducing machine> 25$ sheet of cardboard> "people" will still buy itclown world
>>720467065You are beyond delusional
>>720467662>>>720465292 (You)>99 for a gb color it's pretty nice, they are more expensive today second hThat ad is from 1995, those aren't Game Boy Colors.
>>720463730Friendly reminder that fans made a virtual boy emulator for the 3DS that uses the 3D effect.There is never a reason to not hack and pirate. Buying first party is for chumps. Especially Nintendo.
tendie troons... we lost and got raped
>>720468601they like that
You can emulate Virtual Boy games and even turn off the red eye rape.
>>720466036>ifunnyKill yourself
>>720463730Any news on the Mario paint mouse?
>>720464281>>720465159you do know that there's lenses inside it, right? even the google cardboard that is similar to this also cost around 20$. Granted, I have to agree that the price is tad bit too expensive.
>>720469027this is an ifunny website kiddo
Ideal way to play is still to use an oculus quest. VB looks incredible and I vastly prefer it over 3ds where you dont get the intended effect of your vision being blacked out except for the game.
>>720469027
>>720463730wasn't april fools earlier this year?
>>720469641It's out of season. Tendies won't understand because they put up blinders to anything that isn't related to nintendo
>>720464524>download + print PDF>switch 2 falls out of flimsy cardstock and smashes upon laminate faux-pine flooringWTF NINTEDNO SUX
>>720463730$100+ to get uncomfortable eye strain and nausea within minutes.Um, thanks?
>>720469940It's more than you deserve. They should be charging $200 at least
People forget but they already sold similar cardboard glasses for the original switch it was $50 back then.
>>720464284I wonder if I could just use the old labo vr.
I'll get it I always wanted a virtual boy missed out on it on ebay when it was supee cheap
>>720465292To be fair the Apple Goggles are like 3000$ (1200 in 90s money).
>>720463730what kind of person buys this shit to play like 6 shitty games nobody even cares abouti'm thinking youtubers and collectors, that's it.At least the NES / SNES / N64 & Gamecube NSO controllers are amazing not just for the NSO games but for using them for a more authentic experiencie while emulating.
>$50 for switch onlineGet the family plan and make money off selling slots.
>>720463730>just bought a 3ds to emulate this shit a week agohuh
I'll be getting this when it's available for preorder.
>>720463730Arent tne VB games, except maybe 2, known to be complete trash?
LOCALIZE JACK BROSGIVE ME JACK BROS
What's the price of the talking flower? I just want to laugh
You know what?This is actually kinda cool and I might buy it for tits and pickles down the line.
>>720463730>have lazy eye so no stereoscopic visionuhhhhhhhh
>>720471278Is it curable?
>>720465292>>720466036>ignoring the fact that the cost of manufacturing old electronics and plastic has dropped strepitously (i.e. a game boy would cost pennies to make)>ignoring the fact that wages have stagnatedI hate inflationfags so much it's unreal
>>720471278I had a lazy eye and 3DS genuinely cured me from it because I would always know when my eye is losing focus, so then I would focus and try to see the 3D effect. I think it took about 3 years of playing on it consistently to work out my lazy eye.
>>720471278>have one lazy eye>the blind-spot in the middle of my eye that makes reading difficult with it is a way bigger problem>eye is only just barely lazy and not noticeable in day-to-day
>>720470869That's all I've ever wanted
>>720470778One game is a somewhat better version of Wario Land 1, another is a Punch-Out-like game. Jack Bros is generally considered to be the best
>>720471542So the 3D effect was actually good for children?
>>720471510>12 dioptres, irregular astigmatism, can't fit contactshahahaha _no
>>720469940Is it really that much worse than having your face glued to a phone all day? How about the stupid VR devices? Hell, these things are a lot brighter than the virtual boy was, making them likely even worse for your eyes. Honestly, the worst thing about the virtual boy was being a bit too large, and requiring the stand.
>>720463730This is why they want emulation to be illegal
This is only bullshit if you can't play the games in 2D on your screen. Emulators figured that shit out 15 years ago.
>>7204637306 year olds love shit like this
>>720463730>nintendo forcing people to literally rebuy old systems now in order to play games on their paid online rental serviceI'm almost looking forward to just how awful they'll keep getting. Every time I think it couldn't get any worse, they get worse.
if poorfags spent any time working instead of seething at products they can't buy, they wouldn't be poorfags
>>720475106Indeed. I work 6 days a week.
>>720463730>need a $140 plastic mount (or $30 cardboard, lmao), a $50/year subscription, and a constant internet connection>to play fucking VIRTUAL BOY gamesnintendo has completely lost the plot
>>720463730>cardboard accessory
>>720475504Doesn't matter RGT85 is excited for it.
>>720475106>spend 100 bucks on garbage>100 bucks poorer in any case
>>720476554tfw can't see 3D
>>720463730Or, you know, buy third party.
>>720464407I am pretty sure most of the 25 bucks go for the lenses that go with the cardboard.
>>720463730Reminder that the 3DS, especially the newer models, are far better for anything virtual boy related
All that just to play VB Wario Land, I guess greed is good.
And it will sell....You stupid fucks.The scalpers and convention fucks WILL buy this and make it 200 each.At least we get official Jack Bros finally. Not paying 300 or 500 for that.
why is /v/ pretending a dollar is worth the same as it was 20 years ago?
ERIC STATUS??
Virtual Boy, but no Virtual Girl, huh. That's sexist.
Virtual Goy
>>720475106Credit card debt isn't wealth
>>720477938>And it will sell....>You stupid fucks.>The scalpers and convention fucks WILL buy this and make it 200 each.>At least we get official Jack Bros finally. Not paying 300 or 500 for that.They won't be making anything off me.
>be gunpei yokoi>invent the game boy, arguably the greatest hardware revolution in video games since the PC>literally so popular that PCs are turning into handhelds in 2025>product line and successors carries Nintendo through 3 home console cycles that could have otherwise sunk the company>dabble around with early 3D gaming>release the virtual boy, which fucking sucks>become a pariah at the company you would layer save posthumously>make a solid competing handheld to the game boy>get fucking got by nintendo's yakuza connection>almost 30 years later, nintendo lazily digs up your failed console and markets it as a $100 peripheral for their bestselling console (which you helped inspire)lol. lmao.
>>720478284Won and got laid.
I will happily pay $200 for that Rosalina story book while you troons seethe.
>>720464284>cardboard can we fucking stop with this?
>>720465292>$170 for the entire console>now: $100 for a piece of plastic you have to put your $250+ console into
>>720464284>$25 for cardboard
>TENDIES ARE UNIRONICALLY PAYING 100 DOLLARS TO LITERALLY RAPE AND BURN OFF THEIR FUCKING EYES >FAMITSUTRANNIES UNIRONICALLY ARE DEFENDING IT IN THEIR THREADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS COMPANY PROBABLY THOUGHT THE CONEPT OF THEIR CULTISTS BUYING SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY BURNS YOUR EYES OFF IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT
>>720478818Cool.You aren't their market, you're like a fucking blue ant in a black ant colony. You aren't special, you aren't changing Nintendos minds. Fucking dumbass soimonk fag img.
>some cuck will pay 100$ for a literal migraine machine with one gameMY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>720480424You cant get a migraine from it. If you do: drink water. It's the same shit with any vr headset.
>>720480417Cool. So no reason to be mad, then.
>>720479454yokoi's untimely end at the hand of nintendo yakuza will never not make me mad
>>720465292DONT FORGET TO TIP
>>720480581i know. learnt that lesson the hard back when i was into beat saber.although it's still much funnier to call it a 100$ migraine machine than just a literal waste of money.
>>720481241the hard way*shoot
>>720480252Imagine being this mindbroken by Famitsu threads.Couldn't be me, retarded 'caco
>>720472615>12 dioptresjesusI feel you though, i have 4 and 5 and lens would be absurdly expensive, i have to order lenses for every vr headset i use
>>720463730I don't own a switch but this kind of makes me mad. This is... just shit.
>>720463730people are going to buy the universally hated console because of the hecking memes and years of jewtubers making videos about it and introducing it to zoomers
>>720463730I called the 100 bucks for this hunk of plastic.
