LMAO
it's the dk64 design dingaling
>>720481186It looks good EXCEPT that they killed her boobs, artists will fix that though...
>the monkey doesn't have tits bawwwneck yourself
For a character that hasn't been seen in almost 2 decades, this is honestly not bad and the design even looks better in some regards.Remember what they did to Tawna in only a few years after her return.
>>720481186Now bring up her design in DK64
>cries when they stop using Rare designs>cries when they use Rare designsCountry secondaries don't actually like Donkey Kong.
>>720481186>>720481239>>720481498
>>720481581yes we don't like miyamoto kong
>>720481186
>>720481639Miyamoto derangement syndrome.
>>720481186This is so weird. First Rouge, now Candy.
>>720481186She's hebe now, even better.
>>720481961this, it's set in the past retardspauline is still a kid
>>720481186>>720481609Literally the only difference is the lack of boobs.
>>720481186BBC
>>720481186>cant even bother to compare it to the right designquality ragebait, are you going to start spamming wokey kong now
>>720482134pauline is lady’s granddaughter too
>>720482271Reminds me of people comparing the D2R Amazon to 3d rendered concept art.
>>720481581Raresnoys never liked Nintendo.
>>720482214Why are you thinking of baboon penis?
>>720481186retarded faggot
>Has shorts with actual texture that still define figure>Ugly human feet covered up>Bangs a million times more erotic>Cute walkman/headphones to reinforce singing gimmick>Loose crop top shirt that still gives implications of large breastsLeft is better, sadly if you're a porn obsessed /pol/ fag anything that doesn't look like some repulsive sex blow-up doll is somehow getting 'censored' by woke demons.
>>720486332>>720481961its literally just her DK64 design because its set in the past
Nobody ever gave a shit about Candy. Bring back Tiny you cowards
>>720481186They had to redesign it because this is Paulines last costumne when you 100% the Island
>>720481186Im surprised they havent completely retconned her out of ever appearing, but yeah, its the 64 design completely dried of its sex appeal, very current year.I wonder if society wil ever become sex positive again, or we will become fully 1984, where the idea of even a sign of lusst will be deemed as vile and all that sexual energy stored on people will be used to attack government's strawmans.
It's very easy to tell which anons here are just tourists looking for outragebait to shitpost about.
>>720481186SonyCHAD here, what's wrong with the new design?
>>720481186DK forced Candy to start dressing more modestly and be a tradwife
>>720481421Remember, this is just Toys for Bob's OC they were pushing to replace Crash.
>>720481186Why is she so flat?
>unc crashing out about crash like anyone cares
>>720492768>posting like a teenage girl
>>720481961THISNintendo has done it again
>>720492595
>>720481186They covered her completely up... even her feet!
>>720492393Tiny kong drank all her breast milk to get large
>>720492595all these versions of candy smothering bonanza pauline
>>720481186I'm honestly surprised they brought her back at all, really seems like a character nintendo would rather bury
>>720481186>I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THESE APE TITSFor your own sake, go outside. Please.
>>720498998Bottom line, demonizing heteronormativity.BlackRock shill.
I liked that one fan redesign that gave her a sleeveless jacket.
>>720481186>implying you wouldn'thttps://files.catbox.moe/k162a0.jpg
>takes off her shoes>immediately far more attractive
>>720486852>its literally just her DK64 design because its set in the pastThat makes no sense, unless we are assuming Donkey Kong and his friends are all elderly by the time Mario and Pauline are adults.
>>720481186I'll be honest i can't tell if they reduced them or not because the shirt looks too baggy
>>720482203The tits are there thoughbeit
>v/iggers mad about less monkey tits
>>720481186>Is... is that a pair of breasts? A natural occuring part of female anatomy? Grr... Such blasphemy! We must remove them! Think of the children!>Also let's make guns more publicly available in the country even though one of our stooges got necked.
>>720492151Their excuse with making her a parallel universe version of the original always rub me the wrong way especially when You never see the original in the game and in the subsequent party game, nu-Tawna is also the only Tawna present
>>720502558Nice try danger hair.
>>720502286Also it's a drawing, not a render. I'm not sure if Candy will ever actually be used again beyond reference bait. In the original she was the save mechanic and then 64 she gave you musical instruments and extra melons. That style of progression is long dead and gone as games today are more streamlined. Perhaps she would appear in a DK party game but I don't know if we'll get one of those for a while.
>>720502590Because it's a blatant dogshit excuse for them to shoehorn in toothbrush hair feminist version instead.
>>720481304>>720481581>>720481961>>720482203>>720486332>>720502443>Literally the only difference is the lack of boobs.
>>720501709>there are people who unironically find this stupid looking face, hot
>>720502590Because its complete bullshit. They wanted to make Tawna a lesbian girlboss, that is all.
>Pozzed designs > >:(>Pozzed designs, Nintendo> :)
>>720498998>I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THESE APE TITS
For me, it's Tiny Kong
>>720503046I do, it's the sense of suction from her lips that the pose conveys.
>tfw no monkey wife to jerk me off with her prehensile feet
>>720503854demented monkey sex...DEMENTED MONKEY SEX
>>720503861>finding this hot
>>720504357Now have them wrapped around a dick and we are in business.
>>720503046In this case it is because she's got huge kong jaws so it's believable
>>720481186Shame about the tits, but left is better than right because she no longer has the fugly face and hair. She actually looks cute now
>>720481239They merged both designs together
Bananza Candy sucksDK should dump her ass and mating press Poppy instead
>>720505187How did Nintendo get away with calling a black woman a monkey
>>720505285I mean if I was a monkey right now, I would be offended
>>720502590Reminder they have at least 1 known gay bara furfag on their team. They're responsible for the dragon designs in spyro 1, and dingodile in crash 4.
>>720481421This should've been AU Tawna
>>720481186why does Nintendo hate footfags?
>>720506361Nintendo hates fun
>>720506361you aren't a true footfag if you like the pic on the right's feet
>>720505084I see no trace of the paon design
>>720481186>>720481239>>720481609Huh, so it is.
>>720502590It was such a cowardly move. "Alternate version" indeed. It was an excuse to replace Tawna with more GURL POWER and give themselves plausible deniability. But the intent is so obvious, nobody should have ever fallen for it (though even anons here did).
>>720481186She looks cuter now.
>>720505187This design is unreasonably attractive to me.
>>720481186Fake fan
>>720502590They only made her an alternate Tawna so they could replace the original without messing with the original.
>>720481581
>>720481186>>720481609I think Candy is now the only Kong with fur at their stomach instead of just skin. Even Dixie in this game is like normal. How does that work
>>720516021Tummy censorship
>>720481186Footfags lost a war today.
>>720505614KINO
>>720502776>extra melonstee hee, melons
>>720481716If that ain't black-coded I dunno what is.
>>720486332So true sis!
>>720509839She's very feminine.You are attracted to that.
>>720481186I unironically like the new design over the previous ones.
>>720481186>>720481716>>720481609>>720492393>>720492595
>>720516548then you'll be sad to know that's actual crash 4 concept artthey decided to not go with that designbecause they needed a BADASS girlboss Tawna
>>720481186>People don't know Candy's best design.
It's a pretty faithful redesign
>>720505285It's okay because she's Fr*nch
>>720481186New design is betterThe old one just looks like a streetwalker
>>720481186somebody remake this with Candy and Lanky, I'm too lazy
Candy was never good.
>>720516464her big ass shoes make me more interested in seeing what's inside.
>>720481186Id let her raid my Banana Hoard if you know what I mean
>>720492595Return to monke
>>720499541Theres many layers to this
>>720503046This. Im a coomer by the book and this meme face never did it for me. Its not even quality 34.
>>720482203Their just less distinctFrom the lighting their still there
>>720519702French are quintessentially animals anyway. Frogs, Monkeys, same difference.
>>720481186left looks way better but i just jerked off 10 minutes ago
>>720517505Oh... :(
>>720503854Good taste
Poppy is honestly the hottest kong girl now, but all of her art sucks dick.
