>defeat serpent boss>it explodes in segments starting from its tail up to its head
>>720506502>defeat snake boss>it sheds its skin>second phase starts
>>720506502That's not even a snake, it's just a skinny tsuchinoko
Fun fact about snakes.They're lizards.And little did you know but they're also more lizards than most lizard species that we define as lizards.
>defeat snake boss>he ecks up an ick>eck on your ick
>>720506665A cool trick to tell what's a true lizard and what isnt is by looking at the scales in their bellies.
>>720506963weird how they just evolved their feet away
>party is ambushed from the shadows
>>720506502>large monster stomps into the scene>makes a big roar with a shockwave effect
>>720507095feet got in the way when going into tunnels and cracks for delicious mammals
>>720506502name 3 games that do this
>>720506665>>720506963qrd?what am i supposed to be looking at here, which is which
>>720507095You say it's weird but snakes are one of the most genious design in nature. It was only possible because they got rid of tbeir legs and their shoulders.The very thing God used as a punishment to snakes in the Bible is actually an evolutionary bless.
Tunel snakes rule.
>>720508673not OP but it's common in 16 bit games where you have monsters with segmented sprites
>>720506502>defeat serpent boss>it explodes white mana goo out of its mouth
>>720511007thatssss just rude
>>720506502Why are snakes so fucking erotic??
>>720511131He's savin them thobeit (or at least trying to)
TOTALSERPENT BOSSDEATH
>>720511007I have questions
>>720508673ZeldaZeldaZelda
>>720511498you don't need to know
>>720511306AH BIRD OR SNAKEWHO IS MORE SEXO, WHO DO I SAVE?!
>>720511306Legs
>>720506665>>720506963>pseude discovers evolution and says some dumb shit
>>720511007>weeee
>>720511007
>>720511007They look like worms when theres a bunch ontop of eachother like that
Yeah, fuck that particular snake
>>720512163AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
>>720512163>>720511007SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>720511306Much like your mother it would seem everyone wants to fuck this bird
>>720511007>tossing them down so they don't get run overwtf I thought browns hated animals
>>720511007>that last throwkek
>>720511007What kind of snakes are those?
>on the internet>haha snek xd>in real life>mortal terrori hate snakes
>>720511007WHAT A THRILL
>>720512760I saw a run of the mill regular harmless green grass snake on the trail the other day and was thinking about for about 2 hours thinking it might be slithering around somewhere
they're evolving
>>720506502>no snake wife
>>720512878huh I used to catch garter snakes all the time as a kid and they'd bite the shit out of me but I didn't care cuz their fangs were tiny and it barely hurt
>>720506502>Are you winning sssssss-son?
>>720508673Star TropicsZeldaMagical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse
>>720512760Snakes are friends and made for ???holding on quiet beach nights.
>>720513019It's the way they move, I hate it. I HAET IT
>objective: escape
>>720512901THE SNEGWAY
>low level players prefer to constantly fight rather than getting objectives
>>720511604
>>720511306Nice eyelashes
>>720513760was God horny that day, when he made that birdthere's no way something just happened to look this hot
>>720513318and somehow "whites" think we should let these things integrate into society
>>720513318>meanwhile based HOMO's
>>720506665Yeah. i've read the Holy Bible too.
>>720511007>i'm stillllll in a dreeeeaaam, Snake Yeeter
>>720506502>Attack serpent boss>"I am the serpent king. I can do anything"
>>720511306/an/ threads on /v/ are max comfy.
>>720507095>evolvedGod punished them for their greed and gluttony
>>720516023>doesn't even try to push the dolphin awayevery time
>>720516023
>>720513019I used to grab every snake I saw until a decent-sized water snake popped me on the eyebrow.Sort of put the fear of God into me since losing an eye (or barring that, getting a pair of fangs through your fucking cornea) makes my skin crawl.
>>720516478>dinosaurs with feathers are scarier, brokek
>>720516023it's a little strange dolphins have the same capacity as humans to differentiate attractive and unattractive humans. or maybe they don't care and they rape opportunistically, i'm not a dolphin and i can only speculate
>>720506665Yes, yes, snakes and lizards are squamates. We all know that, we're not retards like you.
>chase scene
>>720516867
>>720506502they do that in real life too if you hit them just right>>720506665lizard isn't really a cladistic definition, evolutionary relationships are only one possible taxonomyhumans aren't "fish" despite being being Osteichthyes
>>720516973Nigga wants sum fuck
>>720516869They rape porpoises and dead fish. If you're cursed with intelligence, horniness, and no hands unless you got abducted by the CIA and they assigned a hippie woman to give you regular handjobs, this was a real thing that happened by the way I imagine you'd take whatever you can get.
>>720516869Dolphin fins typed this.
>>720516973
>>720516478>>720516973That's ostrich's mating dance, right?
>>720517335i earnestly wish i didn't know what you meant by the CIA thing but unfortunately i do
>>720517389Do the males or females do this? Also are ostrich Burgers good?
>>720517464All I know is that ostrich eggs SLAP
>serpent boss>ICE TO MEET YOU
>>720508673Enter the Gungeon
>tranimals
>>720517532>manly tears makes an omelette
>>720517335>>720517463I demand a basic gestalt
>>720506502what a chubby lil cutie
>>720517910kek
>>720517910
>>720517910Perennially amusing
>cannot defeat serpent boss
>>720518140I've seen toddlers deal with snakes in a more thoughtful way
>>720507095
>>720506664I accuse you of lying! You're either a liar or a time traveler - perhaps both.Tsuchinokos will only be proven to exist in 10 years. This a well known fact!
>>720518324kek stupid lizard
>>720517346That's one big drumstick.
>>720518140what why did he keep approaching it instead of running away?why did he keep spinning it instead of just smashing its head against the ground
>>720512760I've seen 3 rattlesnakes (2 babies at night) hiking this summer, they are harmless as long as you give them space
>>720516973>>720517346Literally me
>>720508673I think Kirby's Mass Attack did it, but it was a robotic eel.
>>720518664H-HAYAI
>>720518664pussy vs. cockcock, bitchslapped coped dilatedthe future is millenial females deal with it
>>720518324>Ice levels
>>720518140>LOOK OUT>A SNAKE>QUICK>TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF>SO LONG GAY BOWSER
OHHHHHH IT'S A SNAKE
>>720520498
>>720516478>>720516867Don't fuck with ostriches, there've been documented cases of people getting trampled by them, only being saved by the fact that ostriches don't have sharp beaks or claws.
>>720520643I agree, fellow Emu. They should trust us, the other large flightless birds, instead. We are totally harmless, unlike those ostriches!
>>720520731cute
>>720520805Yes yes very cute, let us into your house!
>>720520731GIWTWM
>>720516930Must go faster.... must go faster!
I killed a rattlesnake last night and feel bad about it.
>>720507095Can't steal those eggs with feet anon
>>720511596bur
a silksong thread died for thisa nintendo thread died for this
>>720508661Stealth, too. Limbs are noisy, bulky, floppy things. Too easy to spot.
>>720514215
>>720518664Very impressive reflexes
>>720507095>>720506963>>720508726>>720516138>Evolved>GodSnakes are literally one of the creatures created by the Annunaki when they were fucking with DNA and gene splicing to create hybrid animals.
>>720522208same here dog
>>720522208Sure man, whatever you say. Wouldn't sit in front of you on public transport
>>720508556>big robot or walking stone statue or other big inanimate object starts moving>roars
>>720513167RULES OF NATURE!
>>720521415If it's somewhere near your house or where people go you gotta fucking do it man. My friend lived by these hills in California that has rattle snakes. One day this young one kinda showed up curled up in front of his garage door when we were getting drunk. One friend was so drunk that he literally walked over it and he didn't see it. This is basically a suburb where kids play. My other friend took a shovel and decapitated it. Since I knew snake heads stay alive for a little while I took the shovel and smash the head. I know its really shitty, and the snake was just doing snake shit, but it's better than someone getting bit.
I just saved a little snake from being hit by a car!
>>720517335qrd please
>>720522368>>720522306>He doesn't knoeIf only u knew how RAD things really are.
>>720518353>>720506664Some trader that visited the eastrn coast of africa when they were in the west indies had a pet rhino viper at some point and visited a port in japan, I am sure of it.
>>720508556if it works it works.
>>720508661It's happened later with sheltopusiks, too, and it's happening again with skinks.
>>720523228you look and sound like that btw
>>720523491how did you know?
>>720523786kinda wish we had landsnakes with fins
>>720506665they're notthey can't even blink
>>720523228Oh shit we're getting wyrm dlc?
>>720523228these guys are hilarious because even though they're in the process of losing their limbs like snakes they don't have even a fraction of the control and mobility snakes have so their movements are completely pathetic
>>720518140holy poison whip
>>720518591because fuck letting that nigger get into your house and get a chance to hide, fuck thatif snakes were a problem I'd get some clamps to remove the fuckers safely desu
>>720506502Am I going to hell for thinking this thing looks sexy
>>720523786>square up thot
>>720518140YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
>>720520930>>720522774What the fuck, I saw the baby emu webm and thought about Yinglets then lo and behold this fucker over here.
>>720514215Peak rain rot
>>720507601Fat faggot
>>720518140How fast would you need to spin that thing for it to pass out?
>>720508673ratchet and clank 3; in the quark 2d sidescroller thing
>>720518140The legends say he is still spinning the snake
>>720513167I MISS THE RAGE
>>720516023Noob: dogPro: horseHacker: dolphin
>>720507601Poor kitty
>>720513167I always fuck up the wall climb at 1:01
>>720518324That's what peak skedaddling looks like
>>720520731Well there's also cassowaries and rhea. Far as I'm aware emu and rhea are the most chill ratites.Kiwi are also ratites, but they're tiny.
