What was the point of this console again?
>>720541753>Get free coke and pringles with your switch 2 purchase.HOLY SHIT, NINTENDOBROS WE WON!!!
>why <corporation> make <thing>?
Because we are 5 years into the current generation and the Switch 1 was 8 years old?
>>720541753Good console for kids if they like the Mario.
Pringles are good
>>720541798>That diabetic guy who's life was saved because of the free coke with his Switch 2who was he? why did the universe do all this just to save him?
>>720541753Pringies are based, though
>>720541884That would make sense if Banana and Kart game actually looked like they were PS4 gen games
>>720542418It's perhaps the safest goyslop ever created.>uniform, ugly shape>paper thin>taste like nothing other than saltLiteral bird pellet for human (minus any nutritious value) type garbage.
>>720542648They taste like potato chips with salt and their shape is kino and lets you make duck mouth.And there's plenty of good flavors if you want to get spicy, such as pic relatedThey may not be the best chips ever, but damn, they're pretty fucking good. I could go for Pringles right now.
>>720541753To make you guys sethee.
>>720542781they got too expensive here in yurop in the last few years, Im not paying 3 euros for goyslop, its over
>>720541753My non-western mind literally can't comprehend that there exist grown ass men, like fully functional adults, that walk around and play on their little handheld devices. They unironically get excited for the new bing bing wahoo cartoon game where you play the same childish game over and over again every generation and say shit like "aw shucks" "jeez" "wowzers". Western "men" actually do this, grown adults, they prefer not to date or have children, and instead play games like Super Mario or Japanese games aimed at the Shounen (Little boy) demographic trying to get the kindergarten and middle schooler boy audience. This mindbreaks anyone who's not a western male, it's impossible to grasp.
>>720542781based pringleschad
I love pringles and I love when they do the wacky tastes like "hamburger" or "pizza" and they're always dreadful but I love giving them one (1) try
>My non-western mind literally can't comprehend that there exist grown ass men, like fully functional adults, that walk around and play on their little handheld devices. They unironically get excited for the new bing bing wahoo cartoon game where you play the same childish game over and over again every generation and say shit like "aw shucks" "jeez" "wowzers". Western "men" actually do this, grown adults, they prefer not to date or have children, and instead play games like Super Mario or Japanese games aimed at the Shounen (Little boy) demographic trying to get the kindergarten and middle schooler boy audience. This mindbreaks anyone who's not a western male, it's impossible to grasp.
>>720541753Serious question. What's the "Original" taste like? Is it just salted or some original spice mix?
>>720541753It's just a pile of shit for kids and women like everything else they make.
>>720542781>They taste like potato chipsno, they taste like potato paste
>>720545776only if you're a drooling autist, it can't keep its form with such abundant tism fluids
>>720541753>THE SWITCH IS SO OLD, WE WANT AN UPGRADE>ok here you go>THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTEDi don't get it>>720542614i dunno about that, but i doubt either game would run very well on switch 1
>>720541798za darmo to i ocet słodki, kek!
>>720541753Drop the underpowered tablet for toddlers, and I'll buy that.
>>720546135It's called having taste buds, nigger.
>>720546245gadasz jak mój ojciec
>>720546135pringles literally are not fried potato slices like potato chips are. they literally are just potato paste mixed with troon chemicals, because it's not going to be possible to slice a potato into that shape and fry it like that. there's a reason they don't advertise themselves as potato chips, because calling them that would be a lie.
>>720546135you are a drooling retard who can't tell the difference between a potato and potato pasteI guess that happens when you're raised by a single mom with microwave dinners and other junk fooddon't get your dreadlocks all tied up lil niggy
>>720546445>thinking about blacksnow i see why you're drooling so often
>>720541753How does he hold the switch 2? Both his hands are taken
>>720546581a white person would recognize a potato, while a brown "person" like you wouldn't
>>720542953I can't believe an adult unironically typed that out.
>>720541753playin vidja
>hyped for bananza and air riders>birthday is coming and family usually is nice to me, giving me money and presents even though I’m in college nowShould I take the plunge?
