But you all just had to be a faggot
funny how this and X2 will be remembered as the last based nintendo gamesits only wokeshit from now onIm going back to eroge
>repost is prohibitedwtf Im calling the FBI
>>720550781>Pawg MCNice
>>720550781New MC's still better. The circus lost.
>>720556118circus is better than a negro parade
>>720550781>nigger MCPerhaps we were too harsh on engage...
>want more FE games with lots of color like Engage>get a game full of coloreds insteadMonkey's paw wish.
>>720551689>>720550781Reminder that XB3 was so jniversally hated it killed the Xeno series for good.The new woke FE will do the same for ISIS
>>720559109Based wordplay anon. Hope this kills IS like X3 did for Monolithsoft
>>720559208>muh wokeKys snowflake
>>720551689>>720550781Reminder that monolithsoft went through mass layoffs after X3 flopped and was the most hated game of 2022Hope this is the same for IS.
>>720559109we chose nogs over these hotties???
>>720553436>Pawgi dont even know what that means
>>720559415The new girls are the ugliest shitskins uglier than Aloy and the BG3 cast combined!!!!
>>720559415All of the "waifus" in the new game are canonically trans! Trans!
>>720551689>>720550781Reminder that Xenoblade 3 has the first canonically trans protagonist in Nintendo history.
>>720551689X3 is our most hated game of 2022 for a reason
>>720560345Juniper is sex and I don't care about western internet brainrot drama shit
>>720550781Pretty much every fire emblem game since path of radiance has been woke. Fire Emblem fans are woke fags.
>>720559398>>720559269These.>>720560434Fuck off Enel.
I will give 100 points to people who can tell me what gender these..... things..... on the right are. Cause I really cant tell...
Not since X3 have I seen 4chan more united against a single video game.I am so proud of this community.
>>720551689We sacrificed Pyra for..... this creature...
>>720561704Canonically nonbinary btw. Read em and weep
>>720551689
>>720561435>>720561704>>720561783>>720562315Seeing this makes me glad that I got X2 and didn't get X3.
>>720550781>Alear will be the last hot protagIts so fucking over.
That thing you have there, toothpaste, your Smash slot. Hand it here.
>>720562664X3 has a main antagonist group called "the conservatives". I am not kidding. Theres a reason we call it the worst game of 2022.
>>720562664X3 is the first time in /v/ history where all anons of all creeds hate every aspect of it. The wokeness is a cherry on top.
>>720550781I really wanted Engage 2 or a remake of a previous game >>720560345>X3 is our most hated game of-I decided not to play 3 because of you but I gave it chance years later. Turns out you were just retarded and wrong about everything. Fuck off Eric, never taking /v/ seriously when retards make rants
>AlearOld news.>CaiNew hotness.
Dimitri mogs.
>>720561435Thankfully this gaggle of schizos has no effect on the real world and the game will sell just fine because of normies’ love of 3H
>brown genki with fat thighsStill mogs all brown FE girls
>>720551689>engage>basedFirst of all, nobody bought engage. It’s one of the worst selling first party games on the Switch.Secondly, it faced massive censorship. There’s nothing based about changing a characters dialogue who is about attracting men to instead talking about mundane house chores. They even changed the endings to make them platonic friendships instead of romantic. Since when is censorship “based”? Engage is a mess of a game. Just because the new one looks shit doesnt mean engage wasnt full of horribly designed characters and some of the worst storytelling in a game period. It’s just not a very well rounded game and the censorship is a big mark against it, but so is the corny fucking “me? Im the fire emblem?” ass writing.
I am being honest, this will the most Kino highlight of all the series for me.
>>720551689XB2's a laughing stock for good reason, you socially inept retard.
>>720562883Fuck off Darren
>>720550781Nigga that design is why we're back to 3H to begin with
fufufu
>>720550781What makes engagement story so bad? I didn't think three houses was any good nor think any fire emblem title has a particularly strong story.
>Waiting for Switch 2 patch>Waiting for Switch OLED so I can play my 5th run
I like Engage, Xeno 2, and Xeno 3. (Not 3H or the new game)
>>720563382Everyone from 3HRT and FW
>>720563132>laughing stockEven normies like 2. Only salty XBC and X fags shit on 2 these days.
Which fire emblem girls were made for black men?
>>720563558>>720563485
>>720563558All of them
>>720563251They were at least willing to be a fantasy war game and reflect it in their stories and character. Engage and whatever the fuck this George of the Jungle bullshit is are just really shitty jrpgs. Be sure to buy the season pass!I can't believe a genealogy remake died for this. Where the fuck is my goddamn Eugenics sim?
>>720563251It’s incredibly generic and even more so compared to three houses which TRIES to do different things. The cast is literally one dimensional and half of them don’t even exist.
I am gonna play the game again. Thanks guys
I want Mika Pikazo to come back. Her art is so Kino
>>720550781It's a fair trade
>>720563805Literally a hijra omg
>>720563805>no cleavage>androgynous>they/them pronounsYep its Fortunes Woke Weave time
>>720563805Can't wait for the they/them pronouns lol
>>720563902Engage has a crossdresser.
Emgage > 3 houses
>>720563805FE's first canon nonbinary character! So stunning and brave!
>>720563805I will not fuck this mean spirited gypsy vagrant
>>720564093Leda is a biological adult female.
>>720559109my monkey brain is very easy to pleasebright nice pretty colors and things, I will play your game, so Engage was the only fire emblem game I ever actually played throughbut the new one? the world and characters all looks so drab and colorless, like the world is just bland and dirt and sand, I'm very let down by the reveal
>>720563968Lucina?
>>720550781
>>720563968>this dumbass thinks he can convince /v/ to hate Astolfo type characters
>>720564853>troons still trying to take our tomboys from usYou can't have her. Her lithe body is perfect for flexible breeding.
>>720563251I'm more of a gameplayfag but 3H had bit of a dark, grounded tone and feel to it and firmly established that medieval worldbuilding shit, whereas Engage basically had no real strong identity. Companions in Engage had far worse writing too. As you said, Fire Emblem stories are always kinda meh, but when Engage fucks up these aspects it manifests to the player as an all-encompassing "story is shit" sense of it. If they aligned the stuff I said with 3H and kept all the fantastical bullshit plot twists in Engage, I don't think people'd care as much.
>>720564543And now, we are staring at the barrel of the wokest video game to ever exist. Naughty Dog and Ubisoft wishes they could make something as woke as Nintendo is devising for the new FE game.>>720563968Meanwhile Woke's Weave has SEVERAL canonically trans and NB characters.
white people are going extinct lmao
>>720565286Wow why is everyone making this stuff up based on the trailer? Literally has a super cool white guy with long blonde hair to play, what's the issue? The two brown chicks are also eye candy
>>720565701Don't know if you haven't realized by the multiple posts that sound the exact fucking same in the thread but this is a schizo thread.
>>720563125>decide to finish Sombron off with the Bond Blast technique after never using it first playthrough>does the same colored swirl shit that the jackpot did at the end of DMC3And that's how it became my favorite FE game.
>>720562315Japs even dont bothered to make XBC3 doujin
>>720565830Makes sense. I haven't been here in a while, figured I would swing by to see impressions after the direct
>>720561783>draw a girl>call them non-binary>call it a dayOkay.
>>720564853I will give 100 points to people who can tell me what gender this..... thing..... is. Cause I really cant tell...
>>720562750>>720562925I will summon him to The World of Zenith, copy his strongest skills, recruit every friend, foe, god, demon, and notable passerby that he will encounter on his life's grand adventure. Then, I will make him watch as I S-Rank each and every one of his potential female love interests with the inescapable dominance of my FEH Pass. He will plead. He will beg for me to stop. But I will show no mercy as I repeatedly deliver the women of his world unto raw, marital bliss. Only after the women and goddesses of his homeland have their stomachs swollen with beautiful, new life will I force him to return to his land of origin. His memories of terror will be lost, and he will continue onward in his life as ordained. But in the quiet moments that he shares with those that he might develop romantic feelings for, he will start to remember--flashes of moments from another time--a time that he is certain still is but that he cannot place. He will see me and his would-be lovers drunken with joys of embrace and he will remember the last words that I will speak to him before I send him back to his backwater narrative: "Here at Fire Emblem, I am the H.N.I.C."
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>>720560275reminder that she canonically believes herself to be a woman, has XX chromosomes, and got knocked up by her XY husband
