So is it the wii u 2?
maybe.
That implies it has games.
>>720558974Why would anyone buy this over the Steam Deck?
>>720559134it's more powerful
>>720559134Nintendo games. I'm a partyfag, so single player stuff doesn't really appealing to me.
>>720559118I mean>>already released>mario kart world>fast fusion>donkey kong bananza>drag x drive>>releasing this year>kirby air riders>hyrule warriors: age of imprisonment>>releasing next year>mario tennis fever>yoshi and the mysterious book>splatoon raiders>fire emblem: fortune’s weave>pokemon: pokopiaIt’s definitely not perfect but it does have some games
>>720559493Oh yeah, also duskbloods
>>720559493Wake me up when animal crossing drops
>>720558974it’s the n64 2
>>720558974I’m probably going to sell mine. There’s nothing in the future I care about and none of my old games are getting updates. All I wanted from the 2 was a more powerful Switch and we got it but there’s nothing utilizing its power
>>720558974It's even worse. Total irredeemable dogshit that hates you. At least the Wii U had some soul.
>>720559273It isn't, but even if it was, why not just buy a Legion Go S or Rog Ally or any of the others.
>>720560419Meanwhile, I'm going to play Resident Evil Requiem on mine, macaco
>>720559493Legitimately the worst lineup I've ever seen for a Nintendo console. I bought a 3DS for Layton and Paper Mario (which got completely changed into SS, so I got fucked) and a Wii-U for Xenoblade X. Not a single thing to give a shit about on that list besides DK Bananza and not just buying a console for that since I barely liked Odyssey. The only RPG is Fire Emblem but I got bored of all of the ones on Switch after a few hours
>>720560879Did you watch the Direct? It looks and runs horribly on the Switch 2. Do you not have a PC or PS5?
>>720560879And I'll laugh at you paying a premium for the worst experience like a total fucking patsy. Nintendo is treating you like a total moron.
>>720560840>It isn't, but even if it waspure cope.
>>720558974I think the replies you get from these haters is pretty telling that the system is doing good
>>720560972>>720561049Lmao, immediately triggered.I'll get a comfy RE9 experience on the go and you'll endlessly seethe about it.
>>720560929>and a Wii-U for Xenoblade Xa game which came out 3 years after launch?okay...
>>720561139You do you, retard.
>>720561221Thanks, seethe harder about it snoy
>>720560879And this is why everything in life is going to shit. For every one person with standards that won’t buy trash you have ten brown retards waiting to mindlessly lap it up
>>720558974It's going to outsell the Wii U lifetime sales by the end of this year.
>>720561181Okay... and it was one of the first games they announced what is your point. There isn't a single thing even announced for Switch 2 worth getting excited for. Duskbloods is some PvP garbage that requires an online sub I'm never playing for
>fastest selling console ever>anti-tendies still copingwhat motivate them?
>>720561280Cry me a river faggot, sorry you wasted your money on a PS5
>>720558974No I actually wanted and bought a Wii U off a friend. With no old games getting 60fps patches that I play sans HW DE there is no purpose in this 700 dollar brick.
>>720560929not liking games because you're a boring shitstain doesn't mean it's a bad lineup
>>720558974It won’t have as strong of a library as WiiU did. No online service everyone fondly remembers either. Nintendo’s best days are far behind them.
>>720560879
>>720561330so you bought a system and waited 3 years until it got the game you wanted?Seems stupid.
>>720561437Lol, still visibly seething
If you had asked me before yesterday I would have said no and probably called you a snoy but now I'm really not sure. There's not much on the horizon that's worth a shit and some things that are are still playable on the switch 1 like the upcoming rhythm heaven.Why are we getting another fucking mario tennis game, didn't we just get one and it did horribly?
Tendies trying to act smug after yesterdays bomb of a direct is hilarious.
>>720558974It's already about to outsell the Wii U and its not even been a full year yet. No, it's not the Wii U. Although I did think Wii U had loads more potential than the Switch which is unfortunate.
>>720561338People wanting Nintendo to not suck complete fucking dogshit. Probably.
>snoy seethe thread #893694709746You can tell this broke them.
>>720561505>didn't we just get oneMario Tennis Aces released 7 years ago, retarded faggot.
>>720558974lma0o it will have outsold the Wii U by Christmas.Seek help schizo.
>>720558974No but it will be the next 3DS. Sales are slowing, consoles are pilling onto store shelves, third party games are flopping, Nintendo is doing demos after games come out. The difference is Nintendo had a very positive image during the Wii U and 3DS days where they don't know. People will be kicking them when they're down.
>>720558974It's more like the 3DS 2.
>>720561523Nobody but mentally ill schizos like you found the direct to be bad, it gave us 3 brand new big IP exclusive Switch 2 games.
>>720561573Bullshit>it's trueThen what shitty ass mario sports game am I thinking of? Who even plays these?
Gonna be another 8 years of /v/ getting raped.
It's the Xbox One: Nintendo edition.
>>720561617>It's more like the 3DS 2.How?>>720561576
>>720561570That and RE9 coming to Switch 2 lol
>>720559493>mario kart worldWorse than MK8>kirby air ridersWorse than the original. Basically a remake.>hyrule warriors: age of imprisonmentBasically a remake.>mario tennis fever>yoshi and the mysterious bookBasically a remake.>splatoon raidersMight be a decent minigame.>fire emblem: fortune’s weaveDEI slop.>pokemon: pokopiaMobileslop.
>>720560929>w-w-w-well okay it has games but I DON'T LIKE THEM SO THEY DON'T COUNTsnoy
>>720561861>D-don't count Every, single, time.
>>720561669Only you mentally ill cultists would find yesterday’s shit good. I
>>720561678You’re either thinking of Battle League or Super Rush, which yea were pretty ass and flopped. Series use to be good but haven’t in over a decade
>>720561934>IFucking LMAO, try to type without crying next time, 'caco
I have 23 combined hours on mine between mk world and dk. both are dogshit games, I stopped playing mk when they changed the random track selection and dk is a retard masher game. I just want them to make the xenoblade game performance updates so I can play something I like on it instead of having this big paperweight.
>>720561869>he thinks I'm the only oneMost of the games are shovelware spinoffs or just plain shovelware (Drag x Drive)
>itt nintendo derangement syndrome faggots are melting down again over exclusives and third party multiplats on a platform they don't like
>>720562083>DK>both are dogshit gamesOpinion immediately discarded
>>720562170>a platform they don't likeI have ever single Nintendo console including a Wii-U
>>720561408Wii U didn't even have a Metroid game, retarded nigger
If they just offered switch 2 versions for free there would be at least some reason to own it. But having to pay the jew tax every single time is just an anti argument for the console. Going to just stay on PC only.
>>720562214it's dogshit, the constant dopamine thing they started doing with moons and now ooh banana kills their games pacing and gets really grating. I'd bump it up several points if they gave an option to remove the popup every time
>>720562273Gonna post the pics again to pretend you have a point? Retarded fake "tendie"If you actually purchased the Wii U on release, you'd realize how horrible that gen actually was for Nintendo fans, but you won't and will instead be a revisionist nigger.
>>720558974I don’t know, you tell me
>>720562307>Wii U didn't even have a Metroid game, retarded niggerWrong, it literally launched with one. This game was more fun than MK World, btw.
>>720562363You have no legitimate criticism on the game and it shows, faggot>DopamineNo shit retard, that's the neurotransmitter for euphoria, something that you're supposed to feel when playing games.>PacingAbsolutely nobody complained about the pacing on DK, and if you actually played it, you'd realize you don't even need the Banandium gems to clear the levels.
>>720561106You fags are way too desperate to snoy it up
>>720558974The fucking weirdest thing is, the WiiU ended up with some games eventuallyWhere the hell are the switch 2 games? it's all just 3rd party ports and remakes and shit
>>720562541bot post
>>720558974Wii U pro
>>720562409>Talks about shovelware>Defends a literal SINGLE minigame from the Shovelware game that launched with the Wii U to promote its failed gimmickDisingenuous doesn't even begin to describe you, faggot.
>>720562613stfu snoy
>>720562557>>720559493Here, retard, now post the year 1 Wii U lineup of exclusives
>>720562613No you're just too stupid to realize why you get called that.
>>720562629Nintendoland SHITS all over MKW and Bananza. MKW is the shovelware you dumbasses. No wonder you get treated like trash.
>>720558974It outsold the Wii U in one week, as much as it sucks this is clearly a success
>>720562825>Nintendoland SHITS all over MKW and BananzaLolLmaoRoflmao, even
>>720562873Exactly. It's very sad. Really goes to show just how shitty MKW and Bananza are.
>>720562825>Nintendoland SHITS all over MKW and BananzaThe shit Wii U niggers say I swear...
>>720562971You dumbasses never even played it, you're in here sucking off shit that's far worse. Zero self awareness.
>>720562705Where is Nintendo Land 2? Where is a Mario 3D platformer? I liked Mario 3D World, even though it dumbed down the movement mechanics. Where is the Donkey Kong Country game? Where is the 2D Mario game? WiiU had some stuff man, I dunno why Nintendo is just letting Switch 2 rot
>>720562363the constant dopamine thing of getting bananas is actually why I liked bananza so much
>>720563072Kill yourself faggot, being this disingenuous has to cause brain tumors at some point
>>720559118The Wii U literally only had NSMBU at launch and didnt get another game until a year and a half later. There were huge droughts where people had nothing to play and that was part of the problem. It eventually got some great games but at launch there was zero reason to buy one, and those game droughts would keep happeningt. one of the few who bought a Wii U
>>720562971I played it 5 player with my friends for months. We played MK World like twice before we got bored>>720562401>fakewhatever you say
>>720563272>glukgluk journosStop being a giant brainless fucking faggot any time.
>>720563308So you were a retarded kid that with no perception of quality when the Wii U launched, and SOMEHOW, you were miraculously absent during the absolute desert that were the years 2013 and 2016?Fuck off nigger, I was also a Wii U owner on release, that period was miserable.
>>720563272>I am literally too stupid to think for myself
>>720563308Kek seethe moar troon.
>>720563435>My retarded opinion of when I wasn't actually a miserable faggot is worth more than an overall consensus by 61 people that were paid to analyze the productKill yourself
>>720563507>Fuck off nigger, I was also a Wii U owner on release, that period was miserable.You must have had zero friends.
>>720563589And you clearly have zero friends now if you can't enjoy Mario Kart World on local multiplayer the way it was intended.
It is.>b-buy physical>Nintendo is the last bastion of REAL CLASSIC gamingl and m and a and o
>>720563587
History repeatsI remember this board going through the exact same cope when Switch 1 launched.
>>720563715I loved bananza so much bros
>>720563690>The laws of physics dictate loading speeds Woah...
>>720563690Competitive lobbies from now on should ban people that run their game off of a physical cartridge. Internal storage only.
>>720558974Wii U at least had some soul.The Switch 2 is the most soulless piece of shit ever made.
>>720563684Played 4 player local twice. It was boring. 1 hit you're in 20th place, you get an OP item and zoom back into 4th+, repeat. There's no reason to play again after you see all the tracks
>>720563705>Opinion >A consensus of 61 reviewers.
>tendies on the defensive after that shit directYou love to see it. Like I wanted them humbled a bit sure. But even they didn’t deserve what happened. Nah they did.
>Nintendo doesn’t cut content and sell it as dlc. They’re my friends!Maaaybe last gen Lmaoo
>>720563868They definitely did. And the way they're still trying to be pieces of shit, they deserve even worse. Nintendo needs to pound them so raw they can no longer deny they're being violated. Until then these people are hopeless and just ensure everything goes to shit.
>>720563817>Played 4 player local twice. It was boringSorry you have shit taste, World is as enjoyable as any other Mario Kart game on local, and you can basically toggle anything in the game including tracks, item density, CPU difficulty or presence->1 hit you're in 20th place, you get an OP item and zoom back into 4th+Oh, so you haven't played any Mario Kart game..
>>720559493bro there's 50 billion cozy farm sims, why the fuck do you care about the one with the pokemon skin? the stardew valley switch 2 edition will be better.
>>720564008>>720563868Lmao, the seethe and poison coming through this samefaggot. RE9 coming to Switch 2 really mindbroke him.
>>720564009There are so many NPCs it doesn't even feel like you're playing with your friends. They get completely lost. It barely feels different than single player.>Oh, so you haven't played any Mario Kart game..Apparently you haven't because no other MK has that many racers.
>>720564102>There are so many NPCs it doesn't even feel like you're playing with your friendsRetarded fucking faggot, you DO realize you can toggle the CPUs's off right? Of course you don't you didn't play the game
>>720564089A solid hour of games did. He can't even be happy about any multiplat announcements, only anger that it exists on the competing hardware.
>>720563272And? Wii Sports is 76. And Wii Sports takes a fat, steaming, liquid shit all over the Switch 2. People loved that game and played it for years. You know what they're not playing? Mario Kart Wasteland.
>>720562405>subscription service for 30 year old roms, GOOD>one time payment for accessory, BAD
>>720564159Yea... on giant empty tracks meant for 24 players. That sounds way more fun.kys, shill. They couldn't even bother to make unique maps for battle mode and just copy pasted parts of tracks
>>720564238Wii Sports was fine...as a free pack-in on the Wii Nobody in their right mind would say that a tech demo like Wii Sports is a better game than DK Bananza, only revisionist, disingenuous retards like you>Mario Kart Wasteland.Still find players any hour of the day, cope
>>720564089Are you retarded?Don't answer that, of course you are.
the switch 2 feels more like a refresh than a new console. like a swtich pro but they didn't wanna do the pro/plus comparisons in case it would make people think of the ps5.
>>720558974>WIIUFree onlineUncensored games on JAPActual physical gamesMature gamesBackward compatibility>Switch 2Paid onlineGame key card shitCensored gamesBackward problemsMandatory niggers in every game
>>720564359Anyone with eyes can see Bananza fucking sucked, that's why it sold like fucking shit. lol cope.
>>720564291>on giant empty tracks meant for 24 playersOh so NOW the tracks are the problem! Then why don't you start with that criticism? Oh right, because you for btfo for saying retarded shit. Newsflash, the tracks themselves are designed to be played by any number of racers and have such a high skill ceiling that they pretty much require knowing the layout, same if not better as previous MK gamesTry that stupid criticism for the intermissions, but this is a discussion on LOCAL multiplayer.>Battle mode A side dish, and still better than base MK8's, Wii U nigger.
>>720564380>Name calling Yep, he's seething alright
>>720564062Anyone who gets stardew without the ability to mod it is braindead beyond belief.
the fact that games can programmatically drop res to 360p is insane to me. how is that permissible.
>>720564575>Newsflash, the tracks themselves are designed to be played by any number of racers The tracks aren't even designed to be played at all according to the devs since it's almost impossible to play them online
>>720564771>onlineHere we go, moving the goalpost, as expected
>>720564770They know tendies have literally zero standards or taste whatsoever, why wouldn't they just dump some garbage out and call it a day? You even have a retard in here trying to brag about RE9, like they're not just getting the shittiest version of a multiplat for a premium. Of course they're going to get taken advantage of.
>>720564817Ok, I'm not falling for this bait anymore. I don't really care that much. The game's sales are going to drop off a cliff once the bundle is gone and the game will be forgotten until the Deluxe version on Switch 3 that they sell for $90 that fixes all the problems.
>>720558974>software supportnah.
>>720565042I almost admire your ability to believe Nintendo is both capable of fixing anything or humble enough to do so even if they could. They're nothing but incompetent asshats at this point.
>>720565042Lmao, cope harder faggot, MKW will continue being one of the best selling games on the Switch 2 for years to come.
>>720558974I mean a hacked wii u can play every gamecube and wii game.... shitch2 cant even be hacked.... checked and mated
>>720565371you faggots don't even like video games, just getting nintendo's dick shoved as deep into your ass as possible
>>720558974Yes. Thirdparties are starting to stop giving a shit on making a good port on it because they know people dont buy Key card games. I guess next year will be the time thirdparty devs just drops supporting it and starting to move to ps6.
>>720561920Yes anon, they don't count if they're shit. Same as it was with the Wii U.
>>720562525>You have no legitimate criticism on the gameI flat out don't care about it. Why would I care about a game where you just dig around loads?
>>720564770Tendies are cultists dudeIt’s not an exaggeration
>>720563715why is her thumb so fucking big?
Wii U struggle era was based because you could buy prime trilogy for $10 and they gave away a FREE first party title along with MK8, which everyone was gonna get anyways
>>720564419I like mandatory niggers as long as they're hot like Marina and Twintelle
>>720560840Significantly more expensive. Switch 2 ports will look and run better than steam deck because they will be optimized for it. SD has to deal with the shitty PC ports and it already cant run a lot of modern games without heavy cutbacks. Even if SD is stronger on paper, it'll be inferior due to just not getting ports or settings specifically designed for it and docked isn't that much better.
>>720561049Its coming to the PS4.... so that's the worst version
>>720560929lel you guys wouldn't have survived the 3DS and Wii U times, fucking Steel Diver and NSMBU as the big heavy hitters.
>>720560173More like the SNES
>>720561751That was the Wii U
>>720562626That was the switch and it sold millions
>>720569514There's like one example of that being the case and it's outlaws. And that's ignoring lossless, which would make outlaws run better on the deck than the switch 2 while also at higher game settings. And it's ignoring the deck has a shitload more games and functionality to play those games how the user wants.If anyone cared at all about the quality of their multiplats, they wouldn't be playing them on the switch 2 to begin with.
>People here already glorify the fucking Wii UClownsThe Switch 2 has already more worthwile games than Wii U had in its first 20 months
>>720558974What are they supposed to do? Come up with a brand new design for a console with another gimmick? The Switch is already an optimized gaming machine, so we are just going to see consoles like that going forward the same way we do with iPhones.
>>720558974It's Bono's favorite console
>>720559493console entirely hinges on Duskbloods, nu-animalscrossing and Kirby Air riders.Everything else on your list is DoA or pic related.
>>720564240the point is, the retarded accessory should be optional.but nu-tendo writhe in agony at the thought of even leaving 1 potential penny on the table
>>720558974Virtual Boy 2. It won't reach 22 games, and then it will be quietly discontinued.
>>720570328
it already has more games in 6 months than the wiiU's first 2 years.
>>720570226Where? All I see is dogshit.
The only way anyone can like the Wii U is if you were actually a child during that era and it was the only console you had. It is legitimately one of the worst systems I have ever had the displeasure of owning. I guess it makes a decent emulator box when you hack it though.
>>720561861100% what this annon says, nothing worth playing unless you are a die hard nintendo fan or a kid.
>>720563308>chromeconfirmed nintendie, you should let your big brother install a good browser with ad blocking capabilities :)
I get the Direct was just ok and could have better, but i don't understand the extreme negativity people are throwing
>>720558974It's the Switch Pro
>>720559493>mario kart worldgot killed with one update>fast fusionliterally who>dk bananzaworse odyssey and a 3 hour game>drag x driveDEI insentive the game>kirby air riderworse mario kart>hyrule warriorsLOL imagine caring about a warriors game>mario tennissports shit>splatoonanother dlc masked as a actual game.>yoshi book gamelooks like ass>fire emblem Fortunes weavewe wuz fire emblem and sheet>pokemon pokopialiterally no one cares.
>>720559134Why would anybody buy a steak deck?
>>720558974Brown games only.
>>720574856>got killed with one updatereddit yapping. never happened irl.
