What made Stellar Blade such a huge hit?
>>720567669Kaya's sexy body
Mostly just the great combat, right?
>>720567669The pores on Eve's ass skinThat's why
>>720567669why does she have no gluteal fold?
It's not because it's blatant jerk bait, right? You haven't jerked off to Eve or Raven, have you anon?>>720568141This desu
>>720568462>Ravenonly the worst tasted chuds do that
>>720568547>>720568623based
>>720568509How? she's raw sex
what made stellar blade take such a huge shit?
Sony. So many people who either wouldn't have heard about it or wouldn't have given a shit got into it thanks to it being shown off at the State of Play and being a Playstation (timed) exclusive. You can thank Sony for the game's success. They are directly responsible.
Absolutely mindbroken
stroking to eve
>>720568002Yup
>>720569685cute>>720569714wtf
>>720569976>wtfThe Shift Up guy did make a comment once about how in the beta or something people said that they thought the shopkeepers was more attractive than the main character
Watch the jannies put the thread on autosage again instead of actually dealing with the problem.
>>720570249sick and unthinkable>>720570309fuck em
Eve makes me throb
>>720567669To list the most obvious reasons:>good gameplay>amazing sondtrack>game looks good and runs even better>attractive female character(s) which is apparently a rare commodity these daysIt's that simple.
Why does he do it?
>>720567669Even though it's a game with female characters it's still authentically male (meaning not created through a feminist lens)
>>720570982He thinks roleplaying as a schizo makes him interesting
>>720571130This. And it turns out that a lot of women actually appreciate this type of character design as well.
>>720567669it's a great game
>>720569685>>720569976>deletedhow boring. it was even properly censored. here: https://x.com/Milapone1/status/1966540027115999391
It's just a legitimately fun game. I normally hate when games rely on i-frames or parrying mechanics, but those beta/burst counters were extremely satisfying every time. Decent build variety too, and I'm all for that kind of thing. Nice outfit, lots of collectables and in game outfits/rewards. Had a lot of fun with it.
>>720571621All women are bi>>720571695hnghh>>720571753Based short hair Eve
>>720567669
Almost 2 years of the Nintendo fag seething
>>720567669>What Incels. lots of those subhumans running around these days.
>>720567669>still hasn't removed denuvo from the steam release
>>720572646I've seen people post this a couple times (maybe it's just a single person). Is there any actual proof that he's a nintendo fag or is this just another schizo theory? I've heard that he's a genuine schizo from /x/ and there is archive proof for that.
So why is this fag seething
>>720572891It hasn't been on sale yet. I would assume that they might remove Denuvo when they discount it for the first time.
>>720570249I mean that's still true
Is he just mentally ill?
>>720572941>nintendo fag>genuine schizothey are the same thing.
>>720572941>Is there any actual proof that he's a nintendo fag or is this just another schizo theory?Not that guy, and I have no idea, but the #1 bogeyman of /v/ is "tendie" and "eric". I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been called "tendie" when the last Nintendo console I owned was a Wii, nor can I tell you how many times I've been called "eric" when I have no idea who that person is or what traits this namefag even possesses.
>>720572942I see him for months and I still have no idea why and who
>>720573569Yeah, it's weird. While I am aware of the mentally insane nintendo fans on this board (e.g. the ones that keep shitting up every Steam Deck thread), I find this accusation (polish schizo) in particular to be pretty far-fetched.
>>720568462>>720569976goddd that ass from the front~
>>720573613are these your screenshots? she looks really good here
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
>>720573486Worse, he's an Indian Tendie
>>720574021any proof?
>>720573806Yup they are, she so does, thanks anon. Yours too if that's yours
Weirdly, this guy was posting a youtube link of AI with eve's voice professing his love for him in the unicorn overlord thread yesterday
When's someone going to mod Lily into being the main playable character and give her all of Eve's outfits?
>>720574242most of them arent but i still collect them
>>720567669>>720570865Said pretty much what i wanted to say.In short it gave what people were looking for so even as a new ip got people to buy it.
>>720574883God the monokini is hot...
>>720573569shut the fuck up eric, don't you have something to play on your tendie console?
Never played it, but respect for the developer coming out to the people whining about the porn in and outside of the the game. Said flat out it wasnt for kids, and I have a lot of respect for that. Just because its a video game it doesnt mean that its appropriate for kids.
>>720575042so is the prototype planet diving suit
>>720575632>developer coming out to the people whining about the porn in and outside of the the game. Said flat out it wasnt for kidsDid this happen? I followed the development and release of the game pretty closely and I don't remember this happening.
>>720575794Remember skimming through something about it
>>720575682Yup, the ass is so fucking good
>>720575682
So hard
>snoyshit gaym>absolute trash threadeverytime
>>720568141Yeah it’s insane. The only thing that’s missing are titty veins but we have mods for that.
>>720576328we've been unable to even have a chance at having a normal thread for the last 2 years beause of this one schizo
>>720568141>>720576414for me, it's the detailed work on the fabric
>>720571621Only bottom of the barrel bacterial colonies dislike beautiful women in fiction.It's not a human trait to hate beauty.
>>720567669Does the game have loadouts for different outfits?
>>720576608it is quite nice, they scanned in real clothing for it
>>720576714what do you mean? different builds/skill tree configs when you change outfits? no, it doesnt
>>720576608For me it's the way the fabric hugs the huge tit (but I agree)
>>720576475>of this one schizoI thought he was maybe exposing someone with this photoMaybe it's all elaborate shitpostingNow after he posted his video and I saw his channel I think he's an actual unironic schizophrenicAnd it's probably his own photoSad
>>720576796that as well
>>720576971>>720576608>>720576279hnghh fuckkj
>>720576475>>720576854Next time you think your actions dont matter consider how much we operate based on vibes and how one extremely mentally unwell person can just ruin the atmosphere for everyone
Saturday afternoons are for cumming to Eve>>720577503same~
>>720577503Based
scarlet's game
>>720577183>>720577503>>720577552>>720577608oh look, the subhumans from /trash/ dogwhistling to each other about their mental illness arrived as well. now we only need the anti-korean schizo and everyone's here!
>>720577613True and real.
>>720577687She's built for it, cope
>>7205764103
>>720577608I would marry her and gladly raise her children with a real man. My tiny pecker would NEVER exist anywhere near her.
>>720572891This and the first berserker really poss me off with their Denuvo,I like the demo but that is quite a lot of food money and liquor in my country and they don't seem like the kind of games I will always have installed
>>720577881Well saidBut you deserve a better treatmentI hope you get better in the future
>>720572891Denuvo realized people were just waiting it out so they started doing a lot of those "permanent" contracts lately. Enjoy never playing denuvo games ever again.
>>720567669The demo made people realize that the game is actually good.Are the DLCs worth it? I was about to do another playthrough now that the japanese dub got patched in
>>720577794>not even denying itlmao i wonder what your life must look like, thirdie
>>720567669Eve's fat stinky butt
>>720578320Only if you care about outfits. Yeah, there are a couple new and awesome bossfights and also the nikke minigame (which is fun) but if you don't care about outfits at all, I would say that the DLCs aren't worth it, probably.
>>720567669Tencent buying cheap steam copies in China to prop up sales numbers. It flopped everywhere else.
>>720578407
>>720577687>now we only need the anti-korean schizo>>720578507there he is lmao
Another Gook Blade thread that's just softcore porn dumps, Polish-kun spam and no gameplay discussion, like always.
>>720578491Might buy the Nikke DLC when it's on sale then. Thanks!
My penis smiles whenever Eve looks at me smugly. You know?
>>720578767Yawn. You would think that after all this time, you would come up with something else to post than the same "muh gook" shit you do every time. Are you gonna have another melty like you did in the past? https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/710680851/deleted/deleted/
>>720578914this is how Eve looks at me while I'm fit snuggly in my cage
>>720567669Huge tit?
>>720577687Never forget one of them was revealed as a Brazilian /int/room who posts in the BBC thread on /trash/.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74487394/#74491045
>>720579105Stellar Blade
I got this on ps5 because of FOMO and I only have 2 hours on it. fuck you shills for making me waste my money
>>720579226Why didn't you just try the demo first?
>>720579171Yeah, I noticed that they were using pics from my mega folder when I looked one up on the archive. Oh well.
>>720579314I probably should have. I just heard more and more about it on release and just pulled the trigger as to not miss out
>>720579226based retard
>>720579637Did you at least buy the game physical so that you can sell it again? Or did you even fuck up that part?
>>720578571mod?
>>720579472that look could empty me
>schizo takes a break>cuckposters come inEvery fucking thread it's one of you faggots
>>720579472You've already proven time and time again to be a chronic liar and mentally ill when you got called out for shilling and samefagging every thread, gook troon.
>>720579760https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/1543Probably this one.
>>720580076I wouldn't be surprised if it was a tranny janny given how these shit threads almost always protected despite 0 there being 0 game discussion.
>>720567669coomer slop is never a "hit", it can make money from chink incels but it leaves no cultural impact and is irrelevant to white men who care about video games.
>>720579637I mean it's your own fault at that point. Did you at least get to Abaddon, the boss on the parking garage? That's where the demo ended.
>>720576475Good. Not like there was much to talk about given what's usually posted in these threads.
>>720576414butt shes an android though? why would she have titty veins? for aesthetics?
>>720580517why not
>>720579756no I got digital >>720580385I died a bunch there and gave up
>>720580368Woke lostAlso tell that to 2B kek
>>720567669Still not playing your shit game but post moar Eve ass
>>720580712>Woke lostwoke lost jack shit, faggots are still in charge of vidya and all modern games suck ass.chinkland making some random gachaslop fake games don't do shit to counter that.>2B2B is from a real video game series.
>>720580698Are you playing it like a Souls game? The dodge is mostly there to let you immediately run in any direction quickly. Combat is much more like MGR or Sekiro where you want to parry everything.
>>720580891It hasn't officially been on sale yet for some reason but you can get a key for around 40 bucks, if the price is an issue. Otherwise, have some ass.
>>720567669Combination of sexy to break through the Playstation feminist/tranny/tofu blockade that took out all the japanese games, and korean nationalisim, and a flagrant lack of fear copy nier erratically.
>>720568462>It's not because it's blatant jerk bait, right? You haven't jerked off to Eve or Raven, have you anon?That's forbidden anon. She's....korean.
>>720580698>no I got digitalyou done fucked up a-aronbetter finish the game now
>>720581149>Are you playing it like a Souls game?That really is one surefire way to get the least out of this battle system and yet I get the impression it's what quite a few have been doing (and then whining about it of course)
When will Maciej get permabanned?
>>720567669The mods
>>720581606agreed, the amount of people unironically calling this a soulslike is insane>>720581612>permabannedthis isnt your favorite twitch chat, lil bropeople can just switch IPs or use their phone
>>720581212If the game had crazy good gooner mods than sure but until then I shall pass
>>720581985What constitutes a "crazy good gooner mod" for you? The word "gooner" has lost all meaning these days so I have no idea what that might entail.
>>720582209I'm a degen so any animation mods for picture mode would be a plus
I need videos of Eve twerking.
>>720582310>animation mods for picture modeThat is actually a great idea. Photo mode is pretty limited when it comes to poses etc. and there haven't been any notable mods for it, mainly because you can just use the UE4 unlocker and pose the characters however you want. Modders only recently have started work on the first custom animations, it seems.
>>720581149Sorry, no. The dodge is there to look at Eve's ass in new and interesting ways as she flips over your head and gives you an upskirt shot
>>720580951>all modern games suck assAll western modern games*
>>720581612You have to stop being so obsessed with his wife bro.
>>720580951>2B is from a real video game series.Just like Eve
Did spammy finally kill himself?
>>720583183But she belongs to ME.
>>720567669Is this skin texture standard? Or will I have to download mods when i eventually play the game
>>720583471standard
>>720581761>the amount of people unironically calling this a soulslike is insaneNo it's not insane because everyone does it on every single game on steam so just ignore them. It's a bunch of zoomers who have played 4 games on pc one of which being Elden Ring and then proceed to say that all future games are giving them big souls vibes rn fr no cap type shit
>>720583471That is the standard skin texture.
>>720583025HotLooks like I might get the game after all
>>720570249shopkeep is cute daughteruEve is pure sex
>>720583553>>720583612I'm sold.
Is it cracked yet?
>>720584149
nothing
>>720584149Just buy it, or are you a poornigger?
>>720584442
Hot take: Stellar Blade would've sold more with less sexualized characters
>>720585034interesting. and what do you base this take on?
>>720585034Wrong
>>720567669some anons have already named several good reasons but to sum it up: its a competent game released just at the right time when a lot of people were craving a game like this.
>>720585034Trying to sell the asian game industry on the same pitch you made the western one over a decade ago? Bold move considering how that played out
I'm waiting until it's 40 leafbucks or under, or Denuvo gets removed.I've been wanting the game since it appeared for PS5, knowing it'd come to PC eventually, but they tacked denuvo onto it, so I am still, patiently waiting.
>>720568141this
>>720586157>40 leafbucksisnt that like 20 bucks of actual money? i think you might have to wait quite some time for a price drop like that, maybe forever. sony is greedy like that
Laben
>>720586443don't even get me started on our fucked up dollar, but yeah, 25-29USD is close to 40CAD
>>720575436braphog
>>720586530my beloved
korean women need to piss into my mouth
>>720586603
>>720586530I find it amusing that everyone removes the dangling front translucent outfit ornament from Raven
>>720587337how else are you gonne get a good look at those ravens
>>720586530I wish Raven was my mom
>>720587337they should probably just get rid of it for the sequel
>>720587629Elaborate on that.
>>720586881Careful what you wish for
>>720587629go on...
>>720588005>>720588893
where to find Raven gf
>>720567669>>720573858>>720579472There's just something about that smug look she gives you that gets me diamond hard
>>720590272what about the gameplay or are we just playing second life at this point
>>720590607Pretty standard sekiro like from the demo i played. Better put together than most recent games i played. Waiting on a sale to play thru it cause i never pay full price for games these days
>>720590607this is an imageboard first and foremost. if you wanna see gameplay, go look at a gameplay video on youtube or something. 4mb is not nearly enough to show gameplay in video form with acceptable quality and length
>>720579472>mega folderpost it please
>>720584593Unfortunately.
>>720591284Do you have a PS5? I buy all my games physical and then sell most of them once I'm done with the game which almost always returns around 80-90% of the cost. It's how I was able to keep buying games throughout my youth.
>>720570309problem?
>>720579637>just pulled the trigger as to not miss outFOMO claims another one.
>>720591871https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/tnum/720567669/deleted/deleted/you werent here earlier?
>>720591674Not a bad idea, I may try that then.
>>720591145https://mega.nz/folder/1x5BSIjI#HSgi7_VQ7TOnAwHVT4LKMA
>>720593426danke
>>720593426Based, ily anon <3
>>720587630 Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they axed it completely. It was half-baked at best and dragged the pacing down every time it popped up. If they’re serious about tightening the sequel, it makes sense to just cut the dead weight rather than trying to polish it into something it’ll never be. Let it die with some dignity.
>>720567669god shes such a feminist icon
>>720595205>It was half-baked at best and dragged the pacing down every time it popped upI don't think you two are talking about the same thing.
Im really looking forward to the sequel. I hope they don't fuck it up.
>>720595313so true, sister
>>720595704It will have Raven it will be perfect
Anyone want to pump?
>>720576056>>720575682None of this is modded?
Cumming to Raven
>>720596494No, those two are modded but just slightly in terms of proportions. Those outfits still exist in the vanilla game but they don't make her look as big, see webm related.
ENTATAINMENTOOOOO
>>720596494They are mods, whenever the proportions are overdone you can assume it’s a mod. Base game Eve is balanced in a way that is still elegant.
>>720596303Just did an hour ago
>>720596303I wouldn't mind, fag
>>720596303>>720597508can you fags take it to discord or something, geez
>>720597554Or what, you'll get flustered?
Do you guys thing they're finally done with updates?Might finally uninstall it from my PS5
>>720597241Past time to go again>>720597508Got sess, slut?>>720597554Sounds like you want in on this, anon
>>720597608>>720598127>fags are totally just normal human beings like everyone else! what, you think they will just randomly start jerking each other off in front of strangers? thats crazy!
>>720598336>the last thing you see before you get chopped into 50+ pieces
The character models in SB are objectively ugly.
>>720598435
>>720598127You mean the 3 of us can...
The character models in SB are objectively beautiful
>>720598696post ID
>>720598440
>Eve will never sit on your face
>>720598979
What's the best song?no Flooded Commercial Sector allowed
>>720598868What ID officer?
>>720600143DemocrawlerHypertube SlideAny of the Wasteland variations
>>720599514SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>720596207damn what mod is thisi love abs
Once the autumn sale drops I will be getting this game
