what is this face trying to convey?
No talent
>>720590406"I'm an entity without a personality transformed into something familiar but still retaining my emotionless features to make sure the viewer understands that it isn't just a familiar thing/being"
Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension (Ditto is a fucked up clone of Mew)
>>720590457WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYED FOR BOB DYLAN ON STAGEYOURE NOTHIN
>>720590406gormless.
>>720590406Loric
cocklust
>>720590406Would you make a ditto your wife?Be honest /v/
>>720590406Curiosity and wonder.
No thoughtsHead emptyBody full of pokemon semenPurely content with her lot in lifeThere's only one reason a trainer would use a ditto. That lil' lady has 5-6 perfect IVs and she knows how to use them.
>>720591258it could transform into literally everything.the only downside would be its mob face, but i could live with that
>>720590406Nonplussed
>>720590406sexual interest
>>720591258Holy shit yeah why is that even a question? are you retarded?I could make it transform into EVERYTHING I'VE EVER FAPPED AT.
>>720591456could it transform a normal face and just keep the mob one on it's ass or something?
>>720590406look how cock hungry she looks
>>720590406Being dtf
>>720590406Skinwalker horror
>>720590406Arousal
>>720590406>I'm in a pokemon game look how stupid gay and retarded I look and everyone who buys my game is retarded ahahah lmao what a fucking nerd you are get a life you fucking nolife retard hahahhhah did you ever have sex in your life??? LMAOOOOOOO
>>720590406>>720592243This is adorable. Gamefreak always on point with the character designs. They are just shit at everything else. I may buy a plush of this if it ever comes out
>>720590808and I've earned my right to say it!
Do you bros know how the Japanese are reacting to her game?
>>720593418It's not even gamefreak. It's koei.
>>720593418but its Koei-Tecmo?what we have here is yet another case of Nintendo panicking that people are hating on Pokemon so they have to pull in an actual developer to make a side game that will be praised highly but immediately cast aside once Nintendo feels their favorability is back up
>>720594262>>720594329they should stop making pokemon games with gamefreak and always do this instead.those spin-offs are better than the mainline games, most of the time
>>720595437lol
>>720591456Actually that was just one particular ditto in one episode of the anime, ditto can transform perfectly
>>720596026Sadly not anymore, all Ditto do that now probably because of merchandising.Well not in the games as that would be effort.
>>720596026They're supposed to all suck at transforming, but they didn't bother thinking of more than 3 ways they could suck at it, and only one's actually in the mainline games (transformed Ditto still being purple in GSC)
>>720591456>mob face>downside
>>720596242They do a lot of the mob face ditto transformation merch but ditto can in fact transform perfectly, they just show ditto mob face transformations a lot in the Pokemon media
>>720595437dittololi must be PACKING
>>720590406>Ditto: YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!?>Giratina: *shugs*>Ditto: MY TRAINER'S DEAD WHAT'LL I DO!?
>>720596026It's been a thing in some of the games too for a very long time, like the original Pokémon Snap where Prof Oak would be fooled by pictures of Ditto transformed into a different Pokémon and rate it as that Pokémon despite the mob face.
>>720595437Man, what uh...what do you think happened here?
>>720596529Its slime it can have any size dick
>>720596924Gotta have that authentic male Rapidash body when the time comes. Or Wailord.
>>720596870they weren't wearing gloves
>>720591258The sunglasses stay ON during sex.
The existence of Dittos with intelligence began the question of how they haven't become the apex species of the world, supplanting humanityAs this game shows, they're the ultimate being of utility and industry, and should easily be able to outcompete literally everything else
>>720597764They can't make more Ditto
>>720597881They tried to burn Pokemon Mansion and kill everybody on the expedition to keep the knowledge away but the books are still there and Fuji is probably dead it's been fucking years since Red/Blue. As long as the knowledge still exists out there, the experiments can resume and Ditto can be mass produced.
>>720591810it would look more like this tho
>>720598659hot
>>720590406Pure unadulterated eroticism.
>>720597881That only implies that either>They're completely immortal and the millions around the world will live unto eternity>They can reproduce by budding, we just don't see it>Someone or something is making more of themAny option is existentially terrifying, and it's already very possible that all that hold power have been replaced already
>there is in canon only ONE ditto that makes that face when it's transformed >it's because it wasn't good at doing transform properly >people memed it so hard Game Freak thinks all ditto are like that
>>720591810Lilith mentioned!!
>>720598659thats better
>>720601184Mob face is better imo
>>720598659dot eyes with blush is great though
>>720601184someone at TCPi realized that it's not just a great marketing gimmick but genuinely makes an otherwise forgettable utility mon into something with a bit of... personality? ok maybe not but the point is people care a lot more about ditto because of the mob face than they ever do without it. if game freak wasn't so lazy you just know that in these modern games every single mon would have an alt model with the ditto face for when he transforms into them.
