Khajiit are the most powerful race in Tamriel.
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Khajiit smokes three bottles of Skooma and decapitates Bosmer merchant (unedited) (raw)
>>720607846They make the best wrestlers and brawlers.
>cat-jeetheh
>>720607846But they haven't done anything...
>>720608124khajiit culture actually has a focus on being clean and well groomed, so doesn't apply
>>720607846No they're not.
>>720607846I love them. They exist to be nothing more than an annoyance to anyone else>Move into your country>Can't conquer it because they are few and far inbetween and also weak as shit when it comes to actual fighting>For the same reason really hard to get rid of since you just bail on the slightest hint and you can just run into the woods and be bandits>Can barely touch a minority of the population with drugs because of how dangerous it is for you>Still cost some nobleman their valued family members to your moonslop>At best make a middle class lifestyle peddling wares and stealing>Constantly act like the cat-like bastards you are and both shit-talk natives while also playing the victimThey deserve to be genocided but the shitheads would probably survive the world going kaboom.
>>720607846>called “Khajeets”>Scammers, criminals, possibly rapists as wellWhat did Bethesda mean by this?
>>720608232Is that why they lick their assholes?
>>720607846>pajeets>bad>cat-jeets>goodi hate furries so much it's unrealjeets are jeets
>>720608594i mean, who doesn't
>>720608394there's at least one nutty breton noble out there with an alfiq wife (or several)
>>720608642True, how else would you get the taste of foul food out of your mouth?
>>720608821>Breton noble>Having any choice in who to marryThey're super-europeans, they are shooting arranged marriages out of the ass and if any dastard decides to whisk a maiden away the entire country rises up to stop them, druids and all.So it'd be more accurate some nutty bretons father would make his kid marry a housecat.
>>720607846but only against human men
>>720608821the entire concept of Alfiq and how they're presented is so fucking funny to me
>>720608231They went to the moon, anon.
>>720608821>>720609262I mean intelligent, hyper magical house cats roaming Tamerial; Elyshwer should be ultimate spies; any cat could be a Alfiq. . . even yours.
>>720608967some merchant lord coin-baron wealthier than the gods could absolutely buy his way into a title and during his dealings in elsweyr lets say... he got a taste for moon sugar pussy
>>720609480so what people are just gonna go around killing housecats by the thousands?Cuteness won't stop practicality and safety. Explains why there are no small cats in other tes games.
>>720608821I think in ESO, there was a Alfiq, think it was the drunk one, talking about how she was attracted to a normal dude. So somehow, someway, in the history of Elder Scrolls, someone looked at a cat and said Would, and met a Alfiq and shit happened. The mechanics of such an act are, thought provoking.
>>720607846Then why can't I marry one?
>>720607846>The Nords won't let us in their cities. They think we are all thieves and skooma dealers>Why yes I'll fence stolen goods for you! Would you like to buy some skooma and moon sugar with the profits you've made?
>>720609605IDK; be fun to play as one though. Outside of games there are some homebrew 5E stuff, but not the same.
>>720609262The real reason Alfiq don't travel is because they know they would get plapped by Nord men (as is proper).
>>720609826>play morrowind>find a residence you like and "evict" the occupiers>console command move npc>move ""Pretty Kitty"" into your new home>cuck todd Howard for eternity
>>720609059That checks out.
>>720610202Must be nice.
>>720610202>>720610430Cold ass land, then you find a warm fluff covered feline to lay with. Must be comfy.
>>720610202>>720610430Imagine the purring and the fluffiness against your whole body AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>skooma and moon sugar are drugs ingame>does jackshit nothing if you consume them>same for all beers, wines etcThis fucking SUCKS!
>>720608821>there's at least one nutty breton noble out there with an alfiq wife (or several)
>>720610694Did you try jumping?
>>720608594No. They do that to get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!
>>720610694The protagonist posses supernatural vitality (don't think about it)
>>720608394I like to imagine there’s Khajiit who grew up in the society of man/mer and HATE themselves because of their association with their native brethren. Even going as far as masking their accents and cutting off their tails if extreme enough.
is this the thread ?
>>720613691>mjoll the lioness >not actually a lion
>>720613985perhaps she is a lion in bed
>>720613985Anon........... It's a title.
any khajit sub race for this feel ?
>>720615030Man I wish big cats were as safe as dogs for pets. At least maine coons can get pretty big.
>>720615207Cheetah are close to that since they're gimped in every aspect that isn't speed. They're one of the few cat species that can be bullied from their meals
They can't be trusted
>>720615207Cheetahs were kept as pets by the pharaohs and are very friendly in shelters (admittedly run by well trained professionals, not by us).There's talk that golden retrievers are the cheat code to a field of happy cheetahs.
>>720610604you wish you were the cat nuzzling against that guy's hairy chest, you homo
>>720613985It's a crime, she would help clean out Riften.
>>720615646
>>720615902I appreciate they tried making the Khajiit lynx like for Skyrim, hope the next game does something similar with Hammerfell and desert cats
>>720616208Post desert cats
>>720616208>Sphynx KhajiitImagine
>>720616281:/
>>720616239They would be... adorable.>>720616281Ironically their lack of fur makes them susceptible to sunburns and skin cancer.
>>720616281They'll look like that one dude from visions of mana
>>720616281>We need a Khajiit villain/villainess, probably a magic user or assassin.
>>720616549
>>720616689AHHHHHH NOOOOO GET OUT OF MY MIND AHHHHHHHH
>>720616549>>720616689Seath the Furlessbetrayed his own kind for a nice coat
>>720616549Could be cool
>>720608124>>720608232designated shitting box
>>720615438>>720615691Cheetah's are escaped domestic animals and are as safe as large dogs. The reason that they make bad pets is that they are obligate carnivores and quite fragile which makes them very expensive to keep.
>>720608124>>720608468>>720608598how come no-one made this correlation back when morrowind, oblivion or skyrim first game out or ten years after?this "pajeet" meme is so forced that it comes off as brainwashy.
>>720617407>this "pajeet" meme is so forced that it comes off as brainwashy.t. subcontinental
>>720616689the brainiac
>>720607846Ugly western shit
>>720618073go back to 2chan, davido-kun
>>720618073>t.
>>720616460>2 Pulchras
>>720607846
>>720619108
>>720619108unironically attractive
>>720619108la creatura....
Will they fire the veilguard writer they just hired for celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk or are they so far gone they no longer care about basic decency.I knew they went woke I just hope they don't turn evil.
>>720620564under microsoft anon .... you never know they could send a strike team for all kinds of shit or let them do what they want afterall its a golden goose for them,for now,rather be worried what happens after tes6/fo5 todds getting old and will leave what then ?
>>720607846>Are you excited for another Draugr dungeon, babe?
>>720615207>>720615438>>720617365
>>720621683that cheetah on left, tho
>>720618579he gets more puss than you ever will, though
>>720613691>>720615030>>720615379Amateurs.
white men fuck cats
>>720622404So do Norse girls
>>720622745>Last month our party's Khajiit rogue disappeared. A week ago I found her and brought her home. Today our rogue came back. Now we have two identical Khajiits.
>>720622745
Something about mating pressing cats?
>>720607846Khajit pspspsp
>>720623686Elder Scrolls was never on PSP.
>>720623686>Her ears switch to airplane mode
>>720607846Yes, and?
>>720625576>Well that's taken care of, no thanks to you.
>>720625935>game has environmental storytelling
>>720607846They're forced to sleep outside the cities because their females keep raping human boys
>>720626994>tfw your son keeps running off to sleep with the foreign cat women
>>720626994Clear and straight to the point, I like it
>sobbing as i blow my third load into my in heat alfiq wife for the day, looking out the window and wondering why father deigned i marry a fucking housecat instead of a normal woman
Humans and Khajiit were made for each other
>>720628114Then how come we have never seen an official Human - Khajiit pairing in the elder scrolls?
Alfiq are fine and all, but about senchay-raht waifus? They willl give you rides and the alfiq can do magic shit I guess. So if a khajiit conceives offspring with a member of another race, can the offspring only ever be khajiit?Anyone got the screencap about the Imperial knocking up an ohmes? That hilarious chracter didn't know about the lunar cycle.
I don't care for cats, I'd disregard their existence to get the Lilmothiit. Alas cats are popular, women and clingy people like cats and children so that's what we get more of in the games, cringe without edges.
>>720621683are you telling me you wouldn't do that if you could?
>>720623734>Elder Scrolls was never on PSP.Yeah, it was cancelled, but you can play the leaked rom.
>>720626994>me>I>myThis one is angry at that fake kahjiit.
>>720629470She was raised in Cyrodil, please forgive this one. She is like a kitten raised by imperial dogs.
>>720621802>he Who do you want to fool with your cheap selfdefense you pityful creature,try better next time
>>720619696Trash OC kill yourself
>>720610202i just want a khajiit wife, man
>>720629470>>720629879>This oneKhajiit never talked like this before ESO. They always referred to themselves with their given name.Saying "this one" is a Sload speech quirk, which ESO just appropriated for Khajiit for some baffling reason. And as we all know, ESO is not canon.
>>720632959what kind of khajit wife any special breed under which moonphase born ?
>>720629136nice
>>720633251Sadly every shitty contribution of ESO is canon.On the plus side it ends the jungle cyrodil debate once and for all.
>>720635206Nothing after Morrowind is canon
>>720635323Morrowind got so much wrong they had to introduce the unreliable narrator as a way to cover things up.If anything Morrowind can safely be ignored.
>>720635757blame Kirkbride with this one
>>720635757Rolstonfag schizo
>>720635961Ah yes your boogeyman is back.Are you going to post the sainted infographic and start samefagging soon?That is the best part of your schtick.Your mental issues aside I can't help but notice you never accuse me of being wrong. Funny that.
>>720635896The whole team was responsible for the errors. It was not a large or experienced team so it is understandable.
Khajiit cant make babies with humans tho
>>720636468Is that so?Guess I'll have to try it out myself to be sure.
>>720636468They probably can though, they're just weird mer after all. Now argonians are just straight up impossible
Never shake a Khajiit’s left paw
>>720632115ken sama actually moved to japan, lost a lot of weight and got a qt japanese gf
>>720636468Not with that attitude
>>720616281
>>720615379He raised his knees to hide a boner didn't he?
>>720636468On the other hand humans can make khajit babies..... into slippers.
>>720638501Omg it’s Champa!!
>>720637543At this point people have to be trolling when they post this.
>>720623187now you can have a threesome
>>720616957I love the concept of sphinx cats being heavily tattooed to make up for a lack of fur, it just works so well.
>>720632959Alright, anon, here's your government-assigned khajiit wife.
>>720616281Aren't sphynx cats Canadian?
test threatinteractivethreat interactivetest
>>720645132Maybe it only happens if you create a thread rather than post on one?
>>720616281I have a pic but I got banned last time I posted it despite it not even being lewd. Mods are fags.
>>720617407You are brown.
>>720607846Yes
>>720645132How many people got this comic? Just you and me?
>>720632959Me too anon, me too...
>>720644820i fail to see the issue
Here's your khajiit wife, bro.
filthy jiits
>>720607846If khajits look like pic related, I wouldn't be racist towards them.
>everyone else is involved in huge wars and world-defining events>Khajiit does not care for such things>Khajiit just eats sugar and vibes>Praise AzurahIt's funny.
>>720647815I have good news for you bro...t. a fly on Todd's desk
>>720647907It's a good day.
>>720647907I'll believe it when I see it.
>>720647815>>720648309Khajiits already look perfect like this
>>720647815I like my Khajiits without hair. Just a regular cat head is cuter
>>720607846Their influence in politics cannot be underestimated.
sex
>>720607846This is how Khajiit look at Nord men
Need more single-player games that let me be a furslut/scaleslut and kill human men.
>>720650945sex human men*
>>720650548All anti-khajiit discrimination policies in Skyrim are a result of Nord women trying to keep their men away from the feline temptresses.
>>720641870Cute
KHAJIIT HAS WARES :dddd
>>720651436They should know they can't keep khajiit from sticking their noses into things.
>>720651436Pretty sure it is because they are all addicts and thieves.EveryLastOne
>>720651653Those hands.Ew.
>>720607846They're my most powerful housecat
>>720647907>tail floof slider confirmedBased ToddI will make the prettiest kitty in your honor
>>720651983Ok Nordina.Your ex-husband is very happy with his new fluffy lover btw
>>720651983*Man-thieves
>>720617241kek
>>720615207>tfw have 2 maine coonsreally funny but also mellow cats. here's my 5 month old kitten
>>720621683So do housecats if they feel like their territory is threatened.
>>720652893Very cute. He looks like he has wares to sell to me.
Any actual good fics with Khajits? Or we are just shit out of luck?
>>720607846I play as a female khajiit in every elder scrolls game I've played and in skyrim I made sure to marry a nord husband.
>>720653564Based
>>720616208Truly a graceful animal.
>>720625935>Hammerfell garbSa'Chill mod?
>>720647339Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
>>720608232Khajiit culture has an emphasis on being smelly gypsies
>>720654480>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsiesThat's Nords
>>720654480>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsiesThat's elves
>>720654480>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsiesThat's reachmen
>>720621683A stray cat kept entering my house and doing this on every wall.... Then he died somehow and.. another took his place. Every inch of my house had a mark. I sealed every crack, and he disappeared after a few months.
>>720652893Inbred showcat. Persians are less retarded for less retarded people.
>>720656936>Persians>I can't breathe, the catbait. has to be
>>720622157What is the context of this anyway? Was this some strange porno from the 90s, and there's some chick in leopard print panties in the next scene?
>>720637543I look and live like this. Doesn't fucking make me ken
>>720657660It's an adaptation of a Honoré de Balzac short story. Short of it is, a French soldier gets captured during Napoleon's Egyptian campaign, and escapes to a cave inhabited by a leopard, which he falls in love with, only to end up killing her when she apparently attacks him when he tries to leave to find his unit.
>>720657660
>>720616549>Thalmor Khajiit>Has the slight amount of Khajiit ridiculousness while being actually good at his jobI dig it.
>>720658838>You fight him in a chamber filled with lit skooma pipes>You have to deal with tactile hallucinations while fighting him
>>720633251No? S'Krivva said that all the way back in Oblivion.ESO just overused it.
>>720660350Nah, anon, it's earlier than that. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Baissa
Khajiit women are for human men
>>720628316Elder scrolls lore says the kid is the race of the mother.
There's something off about my Khajiit, but I'm not too sure what it is.
>>720628316look at >>720662103Do you really want to go down this rabbit hole?
>>720662441
>>720607846Female khajits were made for human (Nord) men.
>>720662441Yes
*sigh* I guess it's our time to rescue a lesser race yet again.
>>720662441wow. its almost like that racism is justified over how only some races act and not all of them>khajiit not invading, demanding the land, telling others who they can or cannot pray to
How did they get away with making high elves a caricature of jews?
>>720662690oy vey stop with the antialtmerism
>>720658167Of course it would be the French. Reminds me of that Canadian book BEAR where a woman fucks a bear. If nothing else, it's pretty straight forward with it's perversion.
>>720662690>Khajiit just want to get high, have sexo, and collect shiny things>This somehow puts them in the same category as Altmer >This somehow makes Nords the most racist group around>People outright ignore Altmer being the most racist group around
>>720663332>Want to destroy all reality so they and they alone can potentially return to being immortal spirits swimming in primordial soup>Would rather risk destroying themselves along with the rest of reality than continue sharing the mundane world with Men and lesser MerCompared to the Altmer, Nordic racism is downright rustic.
>>720662103That's because they are an imperial mongrel N'wah
>>720663579>return to being immortal spirits swimming in primordial soupImagine being immortal but only having Altmer to keep you company
>>720663650So trve king btw where did you leave corpus flesh? I've got the hungies for the fungies.
>>720663828It's waiting for you in the heart chamber.
>>720663579Rustic and justified
>>720644820JACKPOT
Lizard wife best wife.
>>720666640hideous shade of green there, god damn my eyes
>>720666868All the more for me then.
>>720666640She looks like Gumby
>>720666640No
>>720669340>t. seething walking rug
Drink skooma.
>>720671454Only from the tap.
>Two khajiit get in an argument over the last pile of moon sugarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY
>>720645773Tsaviri, my beloved...
>>720607846Agreed
>>720671454a large enough harem so that I can sustain myself solely with cat milk
Please guys, I don't want to spend more weekends reinstalling Skyrim & at least 500 mods.
/v/ is an Argonian board though.
>>720674883you don't need mods to play skyrimthe game is already a masterpiece out of the box
>>720662635I meanThe whole place is a shithole,not just the docks and slums
>>720676285>buy house in Windhelm's oldest district, within spitting distance of the king's own palace>a serial killer has been using it to store body parts
>>720676921No amount of zoning will prevent serial killers.
>>720677131List other Skyrim cities with serial killers that aren't the Dragonborn.
>>720675382I shocks me that there are anons who fail to understand this.
Khajiit make good mages, yes?
>>720677249Solitude has a fucking vampire bitch as the court wizard. Markarth is, whatever fucked up mess that is. Riften the same really. Falkreath doesn't have anything comparable to serial killers but the jarl is fucked up and corrupt.
>>720677774So none.
>>720677927Vampires are serial killers retard.
>>720677998Not really.
Hello everyoneI love my wife
>>720644820Can I have the other government-assigned Khajiit wife (male)?
>>720678841you can have this lowres image
>>720607846Khajiit women are so powerful that the only way I'm buying ES6 is if one of the companions is a pretty kitty.
>>720662441Extremely racist man x kind sweet lady from a different race is the best dynamic. The Commander Shepard and Tail Zorah effect.
>>720615379>>720638534that's a boy cheetah btw>CAPTCHA: PVR8Tlol
>>720619212based manul
>>720680226even better
Khajiits are stretchy, nya!
>this entire thread
Are there any wabbajack modlists with Khajjit Will Follow?
>>720654480>has an emphasis on being smelly gypsiesThat's me :)
Khajiit has many wages
>>720681187
>>720681187I worked at McDonald's for 3 months and I have as negative a memory of it as I do the car crash that almost killed me
>>720609262
>>720681187>>720683402But the cat in the video looks so happy? How could working at such a joyous establishment be as bad as a car crash?
Prequel has had 138 posts in the entirety of 2011 when it first released. Since 2012 to the latest update, it has had... 138 posts.
Khajiit owe me SEX.
>>720607846Agreed.
>>720684731And you owe Khajiit your hard earned coin. I'm sure you can figure something out.
>>720629470Welcome to the Gold Coast Trading Company, pal.
>>720684786where did you get this picture of me? delete this immediately! unless...?
>>720677774>Falkreath doesn't have anything comparable to serial killersShit-ton of bandits around falkreath for some reason
>>720685908That's what I meant by the corrupt jarl.
>>720663579What's even worse is that there is little to no actual proof what the elves believe is true. It's all going off personal cultural mythos and racial supremacy. Some old faggot elf sat on a rock for 3000 years and said "Hmm, let's kill ourselves." and everyone believed him.
>>720647815
>>720685496ESO, no addons
>>720686654Fuck, I'm jelly.
>>720633251It's cute so I don't care. I like the idea of a cat women saying "This one thinks you are sweeter than moon sugar" and you can't take that away from me.
>>720607846YOL...
>>720647907
>>720633251>~le 'ESO is not canon'
>>720687396>Pre-launch twitter screenshotlol. What, did you expect the retards to come out and say it wasn't canon? ESO isn't canon, and thank God for that, it's shitty new Daedric Prince OC is ass.
>>720684786>>720686526GATO SEXO
>>720675382/v/ros I just want to be her wonderwall
>>720687926keep copingsome references of the three banners war were added to the Oblivion remaster, and also regions that weren't named before ESO
>>720678634Based
>>720688234Nothing to cope about. Innocuous shit like names for unnamed locations isn't the win you seem to think it is.
If there are a khajiit that look like this cat breed, what kind of khajiit would be?
>>720689276HOLY MOLY my pants are FILLED with cum
>>720689430Dagi-raht
>this thread
>>720692394Update status?
>>7206925033 days ago
>>720692560>israelWHAT THE FUCK
>>720686034As far as they're concerned, there's no conceivable downside. Either they're exactly as amazing as they think they are, and they'll survive the destruction of Mundus as immortal spirits, or they're not, in which case the annihilation of everything is a small price to pay to escape so loathsome an existence. Either outcome is acceptable to them.
>>720690397How are video game cinematics able to look so fucking kino while actual animated series based on video games always look fucking terrible? The ESO cinematics never succeeded in making me play the game, but they sure did look nice
>>720692992pre-rendered
Fatty!
>>720692992Animating a four minute video with a big chunk of marketing budget behind it sourced to an already financially successful product yields better results than full length stuff that has to constantly justify it's existence to greedy producers. One of the most impressive animated series of the past decade was a glorified add for League of Legends.
>>720693259And yet, despite being an award-winning series that topped the charts and got rave reviews, it still didn't convince people to play League of Legends. Truly, the best possible outcome.
>>720693683And the second season was complete dogshit.
>>720693180too fat
>>720693180Imagine how warm you'd be on a frigid Skyrim night if you had this lardass cat lass laying on top of you.
>>720609605Daggerfall has cats
>>720693180God that's disgusting.
>>720693180not fat enough
>>720693180What a chonker!
>>720697689hotwould take as a wife for my nord dragonborn character
>>720689276Sir this is a blue board
>>720692772>in which case the annihilation of everything is a small price to pay to escape so loathsome an existence.And this is the part where the old mans bullshit nihilism comes in. It's the same delusion that justifies the means that gnosticism pulls. The elves don't suffer in any means of the word but they have convinced themselves that life is horrible and that everyone agrees with them.
>>720697689what is that face supposed to mean
>>720694042what went wrong
>>720693180
>>720700273More that they've convinced themselves that life is horrible and anyone who disagrees doesn't matter. Like, misanthropy to the point of solipsism.
>>720607846Their women are sexy!
>>720701980Would
>>720693180Why yes, I will be plapping this fatass feline
>>720607846and I'm Bo Derek!
>>720701980Why is she so smug? Does she know something?
>>720703351i'm so tired that i thought this was a screenshot of a fucked up captcha you got
>>720705126
>>720633619i would take any one of them as my sole partner for life
Cats growling up outside of elsewhere have no respect for cat traditions, shameful.
>>720647907I have no reason to believe you, yet I wholeheartedly do so. I will will it into existence.
>>720686526>>720684786maybe i should play eso againis it still unbearable without a sub for the crafting bag?
Canonically the Nerevarine has a hot Khajiit wifeThank you Todd
>only fucks orcish men and will never have an ending What the fuck is wrong with the author?
Nord men fuck cats
may you walk in warm sand
>>720680198Commander Shepard is only extremely racist against batarians, he's cool with everyone else.
>>720666640>>720671454sex
>>720693180>pussy that comes with her own blanket in furI would lie under that almost every night and have her fat juicy ass purr me to sleep
>>720686654Cutr
>>720710815
>>720710815Apparently a jewish woman made these drawings
>>720710815I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>720710939Ironically, women make the most hmofa
>>720710815Wait a minute...... I'm not sure the advertisers would approve of this image.
>>720647339Did you really think the website that brought you "A cat is fine, too." would blink at this?
>>720711569MOOOODS I SEE A NIPPLE
>>720644820I don't see a problem with this - the more catwife per catwife the better, and that's a whole lot of catwife.
>>720712918Of course I post a male one, so here's a female one. Both sexes look the same, honestly.
>>720674562Do you have sauce on that outfit?
Can't beat the hands.
>>720693180SHOR I wish fat women were real
cats
>>720716417
ceiling khajit is watching you masturbate
>>720716975
>>720717017khajiit if they moth
>>720716975Why doesn't she join me
>>720607846>https://youtu.be/dcGaQYY-HqA
argonians are immune to disease, that's why they aren't affected by t.gondi and can see the khajiit as the shitbags that they are, unlike the other races
>>720719508You are brown.
>>720719508Go back to the farm herds-your-netch this is for real people
>>720651983So they are all player characters?
>>720693180AAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T ANTHRO WOMEN BE REAL BROS
>>720636468That's why you keep a nord concubine in the barn to give you all the offspring you want until you no longer have use of it
>>720607846Pussy
>>720714008careful, considering the depictions of Shor I've seen it won't be fat CAT women you get that way.
>>720674991Disgusting creatures.Just like the weeb that created them.
>>720674562>>720713252Anyone?
>>720720145BY KHENARTHI I wsh fat women were real
>>720677249Morthal has Alva, Falkreath has the Dark Brotherhood which later move to Dawnstar, Riften has the ratway denizens like the chef, Solitude has Elenwen & Stentor, Markarth has the Namira cult. Whiterun is the only one without serial killers but they have a werewolf infestation.
>>720721085I am pretty sure the Jarls kid will become a serial killer in the future does he count?
>>720677774>>720721085Everyone forgets about Winterhold, it has a place where a bunch of wizards gather Wizards have a 90% chance of being serial killers that use innocents in their experiments
>>720628146But we have, though: Nord King Odar the Brave and Khajii commoner Alassi, daughter of Mazar, one of Odar's companions from his adventuring days.Odar is married to Breton noble Ysabel of Camlorn, thus Alassi is his mistresshttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Introduction
You furries manage to be as annoying as the liggers enjoyers, well done.
>>720636468An exerpt from notes on racial phylogeny>It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions... there have been no well documented offspring. Make of it what you will, but I chose to read this as being the result of anecdotal evidence rather than proper survery.
>>720635206>On the plus side it ends the jungle cyrodil debate once and for all.I'm genuinely interested, care to tell us more?
Skyrim will be filled with khajiit and argonian mutts.
>>720721721I love my khajiit furson. I will teach him to hate banana elves.
>>720721584Winter hold is 3 buildings. Riverwood is more of a city.
>>720721701So you be saying we need a bunch of argonian women to lay with human men to empirically prove or disprove their fertility? Makes sense to me.
>>720722595That's just how Skyrim (the video game) is. All its towns and cities are obviously supposed to be much, much larger than they actually are in game.
>>720705657It never was, I do the guild-chaining to circunvent the crafting bag.Bring 10 people (or dummy accounts during a free week), make between 1 to 3 guilds with the same 10 users and unlock 500 bank slots per guild made this way.
>>720684023You can't study, silly cat. Go play with a ball of yarn or something
NORD MEN
>>720635757Morrowind is the reason of why the entire Boethiah debacle exists.Everyone knows that Boethiah is SHE in every game pre morrowind, but kirkbride had to happen and come with his hinduism faggotry.Now Bethesda had to go back and come with a "well she took on trinimac's looks after what she did to him, so every male interpretation of her with a axe is just a trinimac shrine converted to hers" to fix the plothole introduced in morrowind and oblivion which they began working alongside it.>>720688681is canon morrowind shartranny
what about them?
>>720727936
>>720728957I'd share my warmth with them
>>720724961What does fat cat tats milk taste like?
>>720728957
jumping on the bed with female khajiit
>>720729101>seething that daedra had genders before kirkbride's faggotrymorrowtrannies
>>720726012Based GuildCHAD
>>720684023WTF is that online? Why is the book model worse than morrowind's book model? Talking cats? Omg....
>morrowtranny/sharteen trying to derail the thread
>>720693180BY SHOR'S BONES, SHE WILL BE MY WIFE BY MARA'S BLESSING
>>720729786Jesus...
Never let your guard down around the fiends, fellow adventurers...
What do they smell like?
>>720738592salty milk and coins
>>720674991Source on those models?
>>720738592cat saliva and minerals
>>720738592Like fresh laundry and hazelnuts
Why isn't there an Elder Scrolls but with anthro women?
>>720740717But...there is?
>>720616281Funny, I actually know an artist for this.
>>720642381
>>720728957Yes
>>720740717There is though?
>>720741892>bandai logo in the cornerhuh
>>720741559>>720742139name?
>>720742248
>>720742360Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim
>>720742360elder scrolls
>>720746270feet
>>720749240SEXO WITH KHAJIIT WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>720742360do you niggers even play games anymore
>>720749656This desu
Yes Guardsman, that is the thief right there!
>>720746270Nice claws
>>720749240Need more Khajiit women in my life
>>720749240If khajit were real they would scam human men constantly by seducing them and robbing them after the act. I would fall for it.
>>720752243ditto
>>720752243>after the act.I'd fall for it every time.On purpose too.
>tfw no warrior princess kitty gf to go on adventures with
>>720753221
>>720752943>AI slop
>>720753939And an old one at that. There's better slop out there now.https://static1.e6ai.net/data/d7/58/d7589c4f8c9af0c77d786762630cc454.png
>tfw no khajiit traveling companion to get zooted on moonsugar with and have casual sex
>>720756160Forehead presses are the most romantic shit ever.
>>720710868>>720710939what was the sauce?
>>720726012I tried this, it doesn't directly allow me to use the materials from the guild bank when crafting, but after storing most non-materials into the guild banks instead, I definitively have way more bank slots than subbed. It works wonders, but always manage between banks for the best results.
She's so dreamy
>>720760224agree
>>720760224you could say that she's special :)
>>720607846>the most powerful race in TamrielBut thats not Filipino
>>720617407>this "pajeet" meme is so forced that it comes off as brainwashy.Hello SAARPls DO NOT REDEEM
>>720762706EMBER SEXO
>>720693180by the architects hand.......
>>720729538i'd like to know...
>>720608232Every middle-class Indian has toilets with bidets at home which is far superior to the toilet paper the West uses that leaves significant traces of fecal matter on and inside the anus plus gives anal fissures and hemorrhoids. The problem is, the population is 1.5 billion so you see a whole lot of poor folks on the streets shitting. Ironically, the number of people who use toilets in India properly is far greater than the total population of the USA or any other country for that matter, it being the most populated country in the world. (India has 1.1 billion more people than the USA. The USA has around 7.5 million square kilometers of habitable land while India has around 3 million square kilometers of habitable land.)
Can a human impregnate a cat?
>>720764525Only if they're married, anon.
>>720764525yea
>>720764447
>>720764462So there's like, 1.1b too many people thenStart purging
>>720763817Who spilt mayonnaise on this cat?
>>720764462Not reading that, you look and smell like shit, go away.
>>720764447>Dagi-raht>as tall as an Altmer>also long hair when Dagi-rahts have little to no hair enough for hairstyles>huge chest hair and loose hair on hand and feetBullshit. That's a Mane.
>>720765363It's impossible. The poor here have around 10 kids. They think more kids = more wages in the future. They forget that more kids = more mouths to feed, more money spent on education, and general well-being. They fail to provide this obviously resulting in an imbecile malnourished population. They eat E. coli from the moment they gain the ability to eat food. The drink poisonous water from the get-go. They breathe chemical fumes. They are unable to wither and die. They laugh when they pack the whole train compartment and some of them are dangling outside. They eat street slop you all see on /wsg/ and /gif/. Around the population of the US are decent folk, living calmly. But yes 1.1 billion of them are just too far gone.
>>720764447I would bust so quick they'd have to invent a new measurement of time just to know it had happened.
>>720615207>Yo little donny
>>720755719Skyrim wouldn't have been shit if Mjoll the Lioness looked like this.
>>720766781PISS SHAKER!
>>720621104>But Chussy what if something does happen>*Meow*
>>720766602CHOOSE /v/
>>720767763Well I'm closer to belgium than america so the lizard
>>720767909I still think about that anon who said argonian prostitutes would cost more, because he's probably right.
Did you guys know that Sea Elves fucked the Sea Serpents they use as mounts and bred hulking berserker elves in the process?
>>720769052I asked for the lizard.
>>720617241
>>720769258NSFW and suspiciously detailed maw.
>>720769420catbox?
>>720617241my fucking sides
