what if the next bloons game was like orcs must die?
what if you made a bloons thread during a time there are more people posting and it won't die after 4 replies
>>720623148this game sucks. I know, I put 2k hours into it
>Blasta with Silas and Ice Monkey as the only unrestricted towerWhat the fuck is this boss
>>720625645is there an ice paragon?
>>720628206They just announced Ice might be after Bomb Shooter
>>720628206yes
>>720630325ohhh teddy bear
>>720623148If they try to make another game it'll flop like all their side projects.I wonder how many concurrent players cardstorm got now. I bet 30.Also here's to another archived page 10 thread.
>>720632007>it'll flopworst part is that it doesn't have to, but they choose to make the worst projects possible. I'm sure there are a lot more players on mobile but even assuming a tenfold of steam, it wouldn't hit 500 players and I don't think you can keep something alive like this with less than 1000 playersa club penguin clone (suitably named jungle monkey) that is properly advertised would bring in so much, but here we are stuck with zeejay
>>720632447I remember when they paid ISAB to shill this lol
>>720633472He still shills it, just on his own terms
>>720623148
>>720624474If the Bloons felt like they put up more resistance, the rounds were reworked, and some of the upgrades were reworked it would be perfect
>>720623148Glussy
>>720630325Kek
Bump
>>720624474Why would you then
>>720642950the answer to everything: monke
>>720632007I think a bloons rpg could do well
>>720645015aye aye captain
>>720645192Best girl
>>720647193False
hot monkey sexmonkey breeding
>>720647193Admiral Brickhouse, my beloved.
When is the next paragon
>>720650030next update, bombit's time for bomb to MATTER AGAIN
>>720652419sex with autistic tinkerbell
>>720647741even after 900 hours whenever i drop adora down i still think "god damn"
i genuinely never see subgon be used anymore for like anything, what went so wrong?
Nice, insta tier list when?
>>720654879smuggon got too smug
>>720655695i think it comes down to the buffs he gives, these really aren't that good of buffs when you consider you have to buy an entire ass paragon to use them, and by that point in the game most heroes and water tower abilities really aren't doing shit
>>720653032Such a shame her best design is locked behind the shitty card game
>>720656169i think her best look is this one, not for the swimsuit but the big loop of hair in the front as well as the back
>>720655986>reduces their attack speed by roughly 23%what the fuckwhy
>>720656463i mean, you *only* spent $500,000 to get him, can't have his buffs be too goodi'm more baffled about the x5 xp boost for heroes, in what world is your hero not max level by the time you buy a sub paragon just for the buff?and ALSO now that i THINK ABOUT IT giving x7 attack to subs is DUMB since you'd have to buy your sub army back BUT you can't buy your t5's back due to the monkey knowledge that buffs the paragon without them
>>720656348I think Adora would look heavenly with all the BCS features (shiny pupils, eyelashes, detailed hair) in that outfit.
>>720657317do you like adora (weird)?
>elite boss is easier than normal bosswhat the fuck is this shit
>>720623148There should be more tower defense games with real time combat as a singular character alongside your automatic defenses. Orcs Must Die is pretty good but there's better examples (the best being Kunitsu-Gami).
what monke is this?
>>720661216it says ''the dynamite monke'' right there
>>720658939Meh, her hair and eyes could have changed more as she leveled up. The colors are pretty muted so the bronze(?) highlights would have probably worked better as silver. The crown at later levels does look pretty cool tho. Her eyes at level 20 being pure white is a huge miss considering the whole eye of misfortune thing. It's like a 6/10 for me.
>>720658939>normal adora is yellow like normal banana>weird adora is green like weird bananabravo kiwi, bravo
Bloons bananza
>>720662557>voidora is black like a rotten banana
>>720662771make poppy kong a bloons monke
>>720665338all monkeys have cake
>>720661216bomb shooter if he monke
>>720662860its in her name, its her destiny.
For the love of sex. post monky porn
>>720667394oh man now there's an idea
a toast, to monkeys!
>>720667394That's against the rules!
monkey swimsuit... erotic...
>>720669831dumbass hit his head lol idiot
>>720670095brain damage... erotic...
>>720623148>he thinks we're getting a new bloons gamesorry but ninja kiwi is busy making Fightland (looks like shit btw)
>>720671580>it's realwhy do they hate money so much, I don't get it at all
I haven't really played this game in years. How often are people getting paragons in actual matches? If I read correctly, you need all 3 T5 paths of a single tower, which is hundreds of thousands of gold. Is this for people doing freeplay on round like 150?
>>720672746Paragons are a meme tower mainly used for bosses and boss rush, since they get a damage bonuses to boss bloons. But you can also get them earlier than 100 if you farm like a freak and don't care about degree
>>720623148Next bloons game is an open world survival crafting game. Everyone cringes but its the kind of thing that would end up being a 10/10.
>>720673301pretty sure you just described the next legends DLC. or the one after.
>>720673301I'd take anything with actual substance over a card battler or roguelikelite gamemode
>>720672746You can have a dartgon by like 80 or 90 as long as you have room for 5-6 farms.
>>720673301Next bloons game will be a team-based hero shooter
>>720675141With parry and roll mechanics.
>>720672746they're mostly for bosses, which is a game mode that replaces rounds 40, 60, 80, 100, and 120 with a boss bloon that gets stronger each time it spawns. Bosses can have literal millions of hp so lots of income generation is expected to be used.
>>720673631you could get one on round 26 if you've lost the will to livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZKksTLA8U
>>720675314>>720675141this would force nk to make full animations for all the heroes, and allow me to do sauda upskirt so i unironically support it
>>720676824>voicedNo thanks, I'd rather stick needles in my ears.
>>720623148you mean good?
>>720677071yeah the mic quality and the voice were brutal but i became enraptured by the actual strategy, it's full of baffling plays of buying and selling villages and farms to get an extra $20 here and there, it's deranged
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>>720680635
Bloons needs a multiplayer mascot horror spinoff if it wants to thrive
>>720680836i'm willing to let nk give it a try, why not
>>720680836>vampire themed adora>costume gets sluttier as she levels up
>>720683826Based
>>720675141Hero horde shooter vs bloons? versus mode ripped straight out of exoprimal.
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>>720684330nundora
>"Oh... you're a human..."
