That will be $20 NSO membership plus $99 for the unit to play boomer games
Also $25 for cardboard
>boomer gameshey, the only good game there (Wario Land) is actually good.
Who's gonna be the brave little chuddie that flies over to Japan to pop this nigga in the head?
I love how this, leagues more than any other shitty thing they've done so far, shows just how little respect they have for their consumer base. The fucking hubris. Either that or they officially don't consider themselves a product for poor people anymore.
>>720653369still better than silkslopNintendo doesn't need to make good games, they just need to beat the absolute crap everyone else is making. They aren't even trying. Everyone will line up because it's still the best product on the market.
Before Switch era mind control>console is the biggest flop in the company's history and nobody ever looked back fondly on it. The idea that it would ever come back was an absurd jokeAfter Switch era mind control turns tendies into Disney Adults>This is sooo fucking retro and poggers! There's actually an awesome library for the ol' V-Boy too! Like Wario Land! Honestly this doesn't cost enough!
>>720653369>boomer gamesYeah, games that will actually stand the test of time. Unlike your modern Snoy and PC slop. Your generation isn't making classics.
>>720653369>$20 NSO membership
>>720653369You could just... NOT buy the peripheral.
>>720653852I think they say you NEED these accessories to even be able to play the virtual boy games to begin with.
>>720653852The Virtual Boy emulator does not have a 2D mode, so without the peripheral you will not be able to play them at all.Not that anyone cares about a literal NOGAMES system except for the most hardcore Nintendo historians.
>>720653616>noooo you're not allowed to remaster old consoles!!!!
>grab a quest or 3ds for much less than a switch or switch 2>emulate virtual boy for free instead in either an actual vr environment or on a 3d screen that would each be more comfortable, especially on 3ds, than nintendo's offeringWhat did Nintendo-sempai mean by this?
VB Wario Land is the only good one tho
I missed the direct, but as soon an I saw it I had to come here.Back when the NX2 development name was found out there was lots of speculation and this was one of mine.
>>720654929Switch had "VR" mode already, see BotW and Mario Odyssey.
Real talk though, what were they thinking here? It's not even like the NES mini cause you have to use it with rented roms. Plus the virtual boy didn't exactly have a large or good library to begin with. If this thing actually sells then tendies are another level of consumer
>>720653369At what point will Nintenbabbies just learn they can play all these on their phones for free? The """VR""" parts of Virtual Boy games were barely noticeable at best and there's only one competent game for it anyway, VB Wario Land
>>720653685wait hold up, its the expansion pak only? this shit is $150 in total and their still drip feeding its miniscule library?
>>720655257They want to cover all bases, by having all their consoles in one place they can get more consumers hooked up, besides, nudorks want to try all the stuff they never played to claim they were always fans, this gives them the chance to flare up their made up nostalgia.
>>720653369>>720653406You do know you don't actually need these to play the games, right?
>>720655589Me when I reply to a thread without reading past the OP
>>720653685>Are required to play Virtual BoyFailing once wasn't enough?
>>720653369Best I can do is 7,99€
>>720654361Correct.
You can use one of those phone VR adapters, I used one to try the Odyssey and BotW VR modes(they looked like ass at 240p for each eye), but it is heavy as fuck and uncomfortable so I wouldn't recommend it.
>>720653481 I hate this jap nigger so God damn much.
>>720653369lmao
>>720653685>+Expansion Pack membersHoly fuck, if that means what I think it means, then this just keeps getting worse and worse.
Japanese pride is a frightening thing, isn't it? They cannot accept this thing was a flop so they'll shove it down our throats and proclaim it a triumph in theri ugly musem. Looking forward to cardboard WiiUs when I'm 60.
>>720653369>>720653406>>720653570They do this because they know Tendies will buy it.Miyamoto could literally shit in a box, sell it for $600 and retards would still buy it.
>>720656069Considering that you need a 50-dollar membership, the full price is the exact same as the actual Virtual Boy on release.
>>720653369>>720653406WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO PLAY THIS SHIT?
>>720656392Nobody will play it, it's going to sit in a glass cabinet of a man child
Didn't one of these red blinding consoles cause a teenager to go mad and kill his whole family
>>720656154it's not surprising. this was clearly a result of nintendo feeling that the expansion pak wasn't good value (it still won't be)
>>720656392Mentally ill nincels
>>720656502Pretty much this, unopened even.
>>720655507I guess I get it as the quirky mysterious console, but anyone who's actually emulated those games before know most of them are shit. A clip on touch screen for DS games would have been more exciting
>>720654003>>720654057You can just DIY one. Probably already instructions for it based on that Labo VR thing a while back.
>>720654361who the fuck as EVER asked for a remaster of an entire old console??? I wouldn't buy a fucking new gamecube even if the entire library of the actually good games were pre-loaded onto it, let alone the literal shittiest console they've ever made that still makes you pay a subscription to get the games
>>720656392Me for maybe an hour to see all the games.
>>720656869These people only care about nerdcred and reliving a childhood they never had, Nintendo knows this quite well which is why they dare to have cheap products at premium prices, I mean, this is just a plastic shell, why is it 99.
>>720656392I'd be tempted if it was $40 or $50. It would be a neat way to play some games that I am legitimately interested in, but $100 plus a $60 online tax is just fucking outrageous.
>>720654925You forgot about Jack bros and that one super rare SD Gundam game.
>>720653369Surely they know this isn't going to sell well right? It's $100 for the privilege of playing 14 games that are dripfed onto the service, with only maybe 4 or 5 actually worth playing.
>>720653369Wait I thought it was going to be 140? Sweet I shall be buying for jack bros
>>720657307Didn't even know those existed, I only played WL and Mario Tennis on the console and it gave me headaches then it broke.
>>720655129That isnt vr you tardio. 1st person with gyro isn't anything remotely close.
>>720657240>plus a $60 online tax is just fucking outrageous.Jesus to euros really? And here I thought my 8% sales tax was aids
I'm playing through Alyx atm. This fella is literally me.
>>720657837Which is why I used quotation marks, and some PC games claim to have "VR" mode and it's just head aiming like driving game, also Nintendo claims it is VR, they released a whole version of Labo built around that premise.
>>720657862Ah the one severed from the Vortessence, literally me.
>>720658110I'm all alone in my head, bro
>>720658151>is or will beI like how that by losing his connection with all he gained knowledge about all timelines, he probably can see all the portal multiverses which is why he is so weird.
>>720658321I hope they port it to the Virtual Boy with Vort-Vision
>>720657098A gamecube mini would be cool as shit fuck you
>>720657240+ Migranes. People seem to forget how atrocious is the stand you can't even modify to be more comfortable for the user and the field of depth is fucked. I wonder how many people will report worse vision than the original since this time its a pair of goggles looking at a tablet. Also like avgn said in his review there are barely any games with 3d graphics and the best games might as well just get regular recolored ports.
This could be a boon for virtual boy collectors if the parts (namely the stand and face gasket) are compatible with the original. The stand was super prone to cracking.And I'll take any official VB attention if it means any slim chance of them putting out unreleased stuff like the Starfox and Mario games they showed off back then.
>>720658427lol, but really, it's a shame that such a fantastic game can't be played on a console, I honestly thought PSVR2 would get it but I guess Sony just wanted to make use of all the research they had already paid for and then forget about it, at least Valve is slowly bettering Steam VR but they mostly ignore it, maybe 10 more years until we get a VR era.
>>720655589>>720653685
>>720654057>>720654003You sure don't. Same goes for emulating.
>>720654925Jack Bros is solid, Mario Clash is a fun arcade-style game, and Teleroboxer is the best game on the device.
>>720653369If it was $99 for the unit and all 14 games on a game card it would be an expensive but logical niche purpose for hardcore fans.This though?
>>720654361You might as well remaster the CDI at that point
>>720659673Ah yea Mario Clash too, guess now that I paid for the expansion pack I might try the others but I'd need to use a makeshift VR visor.
>>720660232I'm sure you could just get google cardboard for almost nothing. I'll believe the "needs this accessory we have no way to detect" when I see it.
>>720653369>>720653406This is unironically actual state of nintendo vr, rehashing a DOA gimickstation from 30 years ago.And the nintendies will go "w-well if its not for you then don't buy it, b-but you hate fun"
>>720656154not an issue if you hack your switch like you should be doing with every nintendo console.If they sell the consoles at cost or a loss, then they've pretty much gotten zero money from me in the last decade or so.
>>720660469>w-well if its not for you then don't buy itExplain why that's not accurate.
>>720660404No yeah, you can even play with a weird looking splitscreen that shows almost the same stuff, hope they add a 2D mode at some point but I don't count on any recoloring soon.
>>720660641The switch 2 isn't for me, I know this well in advance, I can still think it's comically shit and have opinions on it and it's comically shit accessories which pander to babymen.What kind of tendie-sauce-sucking mentality is that shit in the first place?
>>720660469I'd buy it if it was an actual Classic console, not a $100 plastic box tied to a subscription service that will have its servers pulled in a decade. Would've been cool and some proper preservation for expensive and progressively more failing hardware, but nope. Here's your boxed goggles to look at your Switch 2 screen and your rented ROMs.
>>720653369Already preordered
>>720660948To be fair if they added any concept of preservation they wouldn't be able to sell it again in 20 years where nintendo still won't have vr support.Anyway there's a virtualboy emulator for pc vr so fuck nintendo.
>>720653616Everyone going "This is most outrageous, unhinged, shitpost Nintendo's ever done... and I fucking love it!" is part of the problem. Like the token bitch of a frat house that encourages his fellow frat boys' worst impulses, impulses that are at the expense of said perpetually hazed punchbag because he wants to feel like he's part of something even if that involves being treated like shit.
Who at Nintendo said, "yes, people will buy this"
>>720653616Someone actually tried to convince me the wiiu was good.Can you believe this shit?
nintendo simply knows gamers are retarded and will pay to worship them as god's of gaming, and frankly $100 is looking like a good deal nowadays
>>720653685>>720659231So the minimum price to play the Virtual Boy games is $25 and $50 every year (and $450 for the Switch 2)?That’s more than an actual Virtual Boy was with inflation and by a large margin too.
>>720660887So you let things you don't like live rent-free in your head. Sad existence, that.
>retards still think NSO is 20/50 dollarsits 5/10 per year if you aren't fucking retarded (which most of you clearly are)
So they never released even a single one of the salvageable VB games on the 3ds but will do all this shit?
Anyone who buys Nintendo products in 2025 is clinically retarded. Not even little kids are dumb enough to buy their slop. Literally only autistic soi men do.
>>720664076This but Sony,
>>720656275>$150 after couponJesus.
>>720664376Back then that was a lot of money.
My brother thinks that since this is called classic , they will release a new virtual boy
